German-Anglo friendship edition
We wuz Saxons and hun pride worldwide subedition
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36362957
incredible, just incredible.
any updates on the poleaboo situation
fwb just told me she's found a bf
gutted
>>59845957
German, Anglo and Francophone friendship? pls
>>59846237
>Francophone
>>>/gas/
you stupid, ugly fucking cunt
>>59846341
*pumps you up*
*jumps on your stomach*
getting cucked
fwb's son is stealing my beers out of the fridge lads
>>59845957
>German-Anglo friendship edition
Why would Germans want to be friends with muslims?
Franks>>>>>>>>>>>>>Saxons
>>59846341
>triggered saxon
>>59846341
Come on lad, French are bro-tier nowadays
>>59846435
>Well I didn't gain anything from it
not in this life brother
>>59846458
Germany has at least double the amount of Muslims we do if not more
>>59846485
We're not sikhs, tho
maisie
Oh baby a triple
>>59846537
is that you LMAO
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tony-blair-calls-for-ground-forces-to-fight-a-proper-war-against-isis-a7044766.html
gf and i have been seeing each other well over a month but we don't call each other bf or gf because we're awkward spackers who cringe at relationshippy stuff
>>59846439
It's okay to have chocolate as long as you count the calories, right?
>>59846566
FONT
~DANGEROUS~
Highly Reactive Jam!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UwRBb08wI4
>>59846537
Hate that cunt
>>59846514
Britain has double the amount of Khans if not more.
>>59846578
literally my house
>>59846579
chocolate wont make a difference you fat fucking morbidly obese paki tranny cunt
Lads should I just hide my pyrazolam in my socks? I don't have to take my shoes off at the scanner cos I always wear trainers when I fly
Thought of a great shitpost at work but now I've forgotten it
>>59846506
It would have been nice if he had his fit grand daughter with him. Probably could have gotten a shag from it.
Ah well.
>>59846458
>Why would Germans want to be friends with muslims?
sat on some chocolate so it looks like i've pooed myself
>>59846588
The GOAT Voivod song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEB6Mn0rw4
>>59846578
>people say Ontario isn't English
>>59846597
why does the surname matter?
>>59846597
Fuck off Yank
Really really really bored
need to skip time until dinner
>>59846522
>acknowledging that the "left and right" viewpoint of ideology is popular is the exact same as saying that they are the only choices of view
ah yes very good
I think it's bad news for the English game
We're not creative enough, we're not positive enough
We'll go on getting bad results (getting bad results, getting bad results, getting bad results...)
>>59846606
reported
hope you enjoy prison you drug smuggling cuntflap
Emmerdale
>>59846506
Whatcha ya gonna do brother, when the Hulkamania runs wild on you!?
>>59846628
Dog civil rights movement when
>>59846605
I'm a fucking princess
the only muslim lad in my village is the bloke who owns the kebab shop
top bloke tbqh don't see what all the fuss is. he's even the only shop open on christmas, very convenient
Is it better to have a girlfriend who is:
>Bit of a lad, but not very caring or cutesy
>Cutesy and caring, but a bit dull
>>59846639
>Bud Light Lime
>those two cucks stuck in the shed
>59846273
FUCK OFF CUNT
>>59846326
Fair enough, but can we atleast agree it's the worst one in our little pocket of the universe? Maybe, just maybe there are trans-dimensional shitposters who have even worse gimmicks beyond our comprehension.
>>59846666
fuck off satan
>>59846675
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actual cringe
>>59846649
>football
le spherical object on le english grass !!
Might steal some tramadol from the woman at work who has a bad back
>>59846644
>not having dinner now
really disappointed in you.
how was work petal x
>>59846673
the princess of pork crackling maybe *everyone laughs*
>>59846597
They have Kahns instead
>>59846693
super satan desu
>>59846673
You look pretty smart, tbqh.
>>59846675
my gf is a bit of both haha
>>59846741
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>>59846703
She seems genuinely happy in life and you don't.
>>59846637
The Outer Limits is probably my favorite thrash album desu
or one of
great song though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb8U38lTcq8
I saw them live too years ago
*takes a pill in Ibiza*
>>59846644
>Really really really bored
same, haven't got out of bed yet
might watch game of door holding
>>59846735
Thanks :)
>>59846722
>being mean to a girl you like
how immature
>>59846750
>women and gender studies
>happy
kek
>>59846750
This.
>>59846750
You think strippers like you too, don't you?
>>59846762
FOND
Been acting like such a paki lately lads
Don't know what's gotten into me
Ah yes. I better get a tattoo to accentuate how much of a special snowflake I am.
>>59846762
*thinks you're cool*
>>59846722
It was alri
Found out I will be getting a pay rise announced soon, seemingly independent of my contract
what bout you doll?
game of memes xdxdxdxdxd hold le door for mlady XDD *tips hat* winter... le coming XD maisie
>>59846762
*takes a paracetamol in Majorca*
>>59846651
it's impossible to get high off pyrazolam
it's a miracle drug for spergs who abuse substances
Reminder that all you autists will never even have a chance with a bird like this, she's probably getting chatted up for a bang by 10 5/10s which is around 4 points higher than you lot.
>>59846703
>getting angry over feminists
learn to stop getting to upset, if you have any backbone and aren't completely abrasive (and neither is she) you can usually get along fine despite being a Rorke
>>59846806
haha calm it elizabeth dear
I GOT THIS FEELING ON A SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE, I WATCHED, I LET IT BURN
I THREW YOUR SHIT INTO A BAG AND PUSHED IT DOWN THE STAIRS
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE
I DON'T CARE
I LOVE IT
I DON'T CARE
>>59846673
>I'm
have you dropped the Poleaboo thing now?
>>59846764
Need to catch up on it desu
only watched the first 2 episodes this series
been banned from the #bookz channel on IRC lads
>>59846639
>Bud Light Lime
Wew
It's almost that time of the year
>>59846802
Da na, nanana naaaaa, na na naaaaa
>>59846831
looks alright for a window licker
>>59846831
Projecting: the post
>>59846835
nu male
>>59846831
why do you assume we're all autists?
i spent literally all of saturday evening shagging after having not seeing my gf in two weeks
(she's qt too)
there is nothing wrong with being muslim
>>59846849
u a 14 yo girl?
>>59846855
incredible
how did you manage that
Want to watch a film. I have:
Con Air
Akira
Face/Off
Frank
Her
The Babadook
Cloud Atlas
Brigde of Spies
Mud
Inherent Vice
Southland Tales
Trips decides what I watch.
>>59846855
doxxed
>>59846849
Good lad
>>59846831
literally shagged 10 girls fitter than her
the other two I don't wish to speak of
>>59846831
how'd you get a download buttom?
>>59846831
Mate i'm a 3/10 at best
>>59846831
she has downs syndrome?
>>59846892
Her
>>59846909
pics x
>>59846884
there is nothing wrong with being a christian
fuck jews, the holocaust never happened
>>59846892
all pretty bad
but Akira
>>59846877
>nu male
>>59846892
Con air. if dubs you have to wank to nic cage
>>59846835
lol she's fat and ugly as fuck as well, trust me I'm not even attempting to get a long with her
you just sound like a cucked faggot
>>59846892
Crank
>>59846892
Mud was good
Babadook was proper scary at night, had to switch to /brit/ every 5 minutes
Her was really strange, great film to watch at 3am
Con Air is just your average 90s film
Face/Off is shite
>>59846935
>fuck jews
why?
>the holocaust never happened
there's a lot of evidence mate
>>59846930
>>59846892
all are shit
Why do English people have a reputation for being one of the most obnoxious nationalities about?
>>59846703
>majoring in [...] women
london
>>59846771
you are a man, a boy, a male with a penis and testicles
pakipoo i name him; ill news is an ill guest
>>59846801
ahh excellent
i fucking love my job desu, comfiest shit possible
sitting around and gasbag with the L&L's (lads and lasses) from 9 till 5 while fucking about on databases and taking like 1 call an hour
alternatively scurrying around from room to room delivering things and embarking on lil printing quests
fucking love it i do
may also possibly be in coital cahoots with a certain (pronounced with hard c) coy coworker tehehe
how is the sync squad, i miss them so
>>59846944
t. nu male
http://www.strawpoll.me/10300989
http://www.strawpoll.me/10300989
http://www.strawpoll.me/10300989
Important scientific research
http://www.strawpoll.me/10300989
http://www.strawpoll.me/10300989
http://www.strawpoll.me/10300989
>>59846984
Do they?
>>59846984
who said that
i'll glass em
>>59846976
there is literally no evidence that the holocaust actually happened
>>59846892
Trips for youtube Cory in the House episodes.
>>59846984
>We waz kangs and shit
>>59847015
yes as long as it's not me lol
me and the gf
y/n lads
>>59846979
>you will never shag aisha
Imagine how fucking degenerate she is in bed, probably begs for Anal the little slag
>>59846984
They actually think they used to be white and have an empire
>you are a man, a boy, a male with a penis and testicles
>pakipoo i name him; ill news is an ill guest
ITT: Pic related
>>59847036
It happened
Just not on such a large scale that is put in history books everywhere
Even my communist mate says its over-exaggerated
>>59847044
this
>>59847053
looks like a right slag
probably have already shagged her mate lmao
>>59846988
very good
don't know really, feels a bit messy atm 2bh
>>59847015
just nuke the middle east
>>59846724
Kek
>>59847015
YES
YEEEEEEEEES
>>59847050
*Offers you the straws to pick from*
*You pick the short one*
Sorry mate
>>59847053
you've got a bit of a mole on your nose lad
brb lads, falsifying holocaust evidence
>>59846979
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
>>59846950
I mean women in general you know
like every woman calls herself a feminist
I'm pretty confident telling people I think Abortion is abhorrent without getting attacked
only reason i have to get out of bed is for food
and i can't be arsed to do that
>>59847082
>just nuke the middle east
squirting is just urine isn't it?
>>59847015
thats a lot of "yes" votes
>>59847056
is that the most degenerate sex act you could come up with lmao
DU
>used to be socially retarded and not care bout my appearance in school
>late bloomer
>started working out
>now have normie life, GF, decent looking, good job
>see people I haven't seen in a long time
>LOL I REMEMBER WHEN YOU DIDN'T USED TO HAVE ANY MATES OR GO ANYWHERE AND JUST SIT IN THE HOUSE ALL DAY
>everyone starts looking at me
>mfw
It's like these cunts do it on purpose.
>>59847015
I'm the only no vote
Let the pakis sort it out themselves for all I care, fuck em. Getting ourselves involved has been a disaster.
>>59847053
https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZisaZQE1wkBPANJ4dfQmghkWYPIiDcP5Tdd2980aaJhZv4lFU_19WRbAAQM0W7qBS11lp6FLAI-I-DXYhRIOEefhskR4aKe2jg1XqI2ACqJ0RV5mO9qhF8xUlghXzluee3HyKAyL8D3xFypQc5DZK_1NjJ-39yi0J04ZvsxjRUPxhZC1xSZBGG_1c9cOjAVwZJp5mKtjtJyQy8eJRMcy-_13B_1gTAWuJ9cxvFJIe4h8EKtlyGf2bE_1xwhBqPCEpNQp1yhiw8d3qTjy0MXgvllDwNSKSrvBD9STTxxmEoPaKnIDeSRr0RoMo9hE16n22QQSECI994U_1MLf-6rciEPIO9ZxDollVyyDq7AsS5A5Ur2o0Jkh6aGvKlSGMBUx8GEwhrOCLoUU6FVq0p0P5iqPKNYAG249SI837OiMdf0tcRJas29JfI2in-zkuF3dPNe2RoLE2PpKANgDHy7QNbv0Dboc8S23E2fQYJyKUpN81ZPrQaHazX0TD2jrMffM6mXUVpjl2R-qlFkQMUUS0updVt9MM_1P2idyVt5iNMhfhQxC3YXHcTMVi_11tmYAXTeT3PAq5qzQIAJ856KSAAR9tdEsYLjE7y9lIvBgt-0pL6GMyFWpvBP3VAyuwODPtbJV3rMTY5Fd-nf_11Lonb19p-QoWecMKWvOOywoX-ismsZi5Si-R3p6XRTAcb-hA0pXEz77NSO9BeU0dDkPQ0aWXfNF8OcC2AI_1tK5V5aBUskkCgWJk5-VPmbAIBslZfb3ghRzrNQS1-DStEHGVEo_1MADUbg1uxipGeDpCarzA1OipRjcWjV2ZAQBPkpmvdt2-_13r4OPf9ZKj9KHvhUrhcItuWqQaXzS2U5lr3dRQZ0Sr1NX4rXvmvlahtS-AZX0q8ZgZinhPcsAVC9gNOIghfJUZbEovgOIViFSjuze6ykQPpWASUq8dazn8lyB0MqNG9Me-phAC5ScBmcyMtkAesbc3zAdIjOn082z8neLC5D2wG5n-ru_1VcjbI4P5NAlkjN-ZeMaFU4oSdVap_1oyvuiADqUrJu1LRkAWIryKQBWcW5oGoqM_1l8gJIHT_169dWuItKwGIDnnC7Q3we5xM90Tq96qllYT1MfCOBukIXPapPrVREV6Tg4uCrjkcCyZB3zoL-Wm4zj30kX-gX_1Pe_1gLG1TO6cJGmPmjkmzHNLr2h6f40rsner3lCLDVftcbOkkkPbj0sABHTDGs19XmCEZnh9ghCuljrEEWxdVsP4H5otz9QKPrJzTi9T6EBVgmC2akfgvf8iXUKepKrzgYnEjEQu0Ob78ugZ2Soz5FIKJ_1N6tVUVT5A0QfrG6nYrQQBedDBkv04CcdR_1ho64aR35x5uc9aAQaYVhIGZPBlhM_1rsK-eRdpl73WJRQ6BsGGK9APBO7gWZ7RKESRieqL8svOaaoOXdJDFGkCbZgC71WGiRbgImyLm8srPNF5K1-m4ud0C0fKyXRwoYEuMA3_1c2THXXoy0RxZnfRLh0sDQcZx9DqlrGZxv_1GS-Fz0rRwUuOQIIQIx1F_1Ffk3LlOQG4QGr2ZFJmSxXjWvUrcCFRKQ&gws_rd=cr&ei=FJpEV_viIabNgAb-6qDAAQ
>>59847133
According to the banned porn law, yes
>>59847133
Yes
>>59847130
literally haven't gotten out of bed later than 9am since around February
>>59847128
you missed a wild night
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/59768878/#59769937
>>59847164
literally do not open under any circumstances
>>59847182
fuck off square
>>59847131
is that a ps2 behind him?
wonder how old this image is
>>59847061
You yanks are always so jealous!
DU HAST
>>59846673
Clean your mirror you mentally deficient shitcunt
>>59847053
Fit as fuck. You're not from Doncaster are you?
She looks familiar but probably someone else.
>>59847133
Critics have maintained that ejaculation is either stress incontinence or vaginal lubrication. Research in this area has concentrated almost exclusively on attempts to prove that the ejaculate is not urine,[49][50] measuring substances such as urea, creatinine, prostatic acid phosphatase (PAP), prostate specific antigen (PSA),[7] glucose and fructose [51] levels. Early work was contradictory; the initial study on one woman by Addiego and colleagues reported in 1981,[30] could not be confirmed in a subsequent study on 11 women in 1983, [52] but was confirmed in another 7 women in 1984.[53] In 1985 a different group studied 27 women, and found only urine,[54] suggesting that results depend critically on the methods used.[citation needed]
A 2007 study on two women involved ultrasound, endoscopy, and biochemical analysis of fluid. The ejaculate was compared to pre-orgasmic urine from the same woman, and also to published data on male ejaculate. In both women, higher levels of PSA, PAP, and glucose but lower levels of creatinine were found in the ejaculate than the urine. PSA levels were comparable to those in males.[6]
Ultrasounds from a 2014 study, involving seven women who reported recurring massive fluid emission during sexual arousal, confirmed thorough bladder emptiness before stimulation, noticeable bladder filling before squirting and demonstrated that the bladder had again been emptied after squirting. Although small amounts of prostatic secretions are present in the emitted fluid the study suggests that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity.[55]
>>59847141
Anal is incredibly degenerate
>>59847206
No i don't
>>59847128
~2am monday morning
http://desustorage.org/int/thread/59768878/#q59769937
>>59847182
sounds horrifying
>>59847218
hahahaha oh child
>>59847157
Will be quite shit if ISIS own Mediterranean coast though, especially with Italy having some small island that are part of the eu a few miles off the coast
*terminates the British people*
Does anyone here live alone and are reclusive?
>>59846988
there was an Outbreak™ and half of us died
>>59846979
still not convinced that's a female
>>59847186
>all those desperate virgins
oh dear
have no interest in the events of my life for the next 5 years
just want to hibernate my brain and go on autopilot
>>59847036
Greatest ally.
>>59847149
Literally me
>OMG U WERE SO QUIET IN SCHOOL LIKE WHY LOL
Ah yes I had no idea whatsoever.
>>59847264
all me
>hahahaha oh child
Absolutely detest that fucking cunt.
>>59847149
That feel when you've gone in reverse
I think this place gave me autism
>>59847200
i've still got my old ps1 so
>>59847186
>>59847222
>>59847261
fate.........is a cruel mistress
im disappointed in how she was treated
Self hating gay brit in another thread on here
>tell the lads I'm not bothered about anal
>never done it, don't really want to
>have been ripping me and calling me a bender since
>>59847263
have you not seen the fanny pics mate
i miss the /cgl/ colonisation bantz if i'm being truthful
>>59847269
try murdering a homeless person
>>59847244
Thing is, ISIS are a bunch of low IQ peasant sand niggers who can never do anything serious against Europe, talking in a take over part of the continent way.
>>59847316
calling you a bender for not liking anal?
what
>>59847294
she said she found it funny on one of those anonymous question asking website things
Literally cannot fucking wait for the chilcot inquiry to come out, big Blair to be shown in a great light and then he deposes corbyn and invaded Iraq again
>>59847329
What are you waiting for to post them?
>>59847144
...riechst so gut?!
Cannot fucking stand him
*rips a bong and puffs into your face*
>>59847273
realistically if the axis had won ww2 we would have probably become japanese
>tfw you will never live in the alternate dimension where your country is kawaii
>>59847359
no because then my 5 year plan won't work you idiot
>>59847015
I voted yes and am in the army desu
>>59847329
afraid not
enlighten me
>>59847254
*terminates US sovereignty*
I am 50 and have been a "loner" pretty much all of my adult life, not necessarily by design but having moved from my hometown to London I never made the new links. The starkness of my "aloneness" was brought home when I was being discharged from hospital and had to literally sneak out because I had no-one that the ward fuhrer could hand me over to.
On the wider front, the constant attacks on the things that once fostered male camaraderie have done much to leave successive generations isolated, the collapse of the industrial base and the social fabric that went went it, and the creation of the "virtual world" will leave more and more men and women isolated in the future. Look to Japan to see how that is playing out.
In a western world that sees "difference" between men and women as an inequality to be erased and "male bonding" as an old boys network reinforcing "glass ceilings" and other nonsense it's a bit rich to suddenly get worried about the psychological effects of the anti-male campaigns of the last thirty years.....but only a "little" bit worried you can be sure.
>>59847316
0/10
>>59847294
sounds like a comfy little job you've got
i want it
>>59847316
France and Germany did anal and that's how Brittan was born.
>>59847386
dont speak euro mate
>>59847360
>Thing is, ISIS are a bunch of low IQ peasant sand niggers who can never do anything serious against Europe, talking in a take over part of the continent way.
>>59847316
I don't like it much either
its 90% just a taboo meme pushed by the media
I've done it before but its always unsatisfying and it doesn't turn me on enough as an idea to make it worthwhile
the idea of poo on my dick is a turn off either way.
why don't we ever call him ribena anymore
>>59846831
Sweetheart I'm far worse than a 12 year old and if you want to carry on, I'll rape you harder than Cromwell's army did to your ancestors.
Wanna go there with me bitch tits? Want me to destroy every argument you have like I have done to your precious little IRA fuck buddy friend?
You wanna get fucked boy? Want that tight little boicunt of yours fucked hard? Yeah you do bitch, come get it. Come get my superior dick and I'll give it to you hard.
DU HAST MICH
>>59847436
i still do
>>59847359
this desu
quite the release
if you catch my drift
>>59847384
>Literally cannot fucking wait for the chilcot inquiry to come out, big Blair to be shown in a great light and then he deposes corbyn and invaded Iraq again
>>59847436
too many people that weren't around for that bit of his story
hold the door lol
>>59847481
me on the right
>I am from Leeds
>>59847454
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT
Sent her a text lads. It's her birthday tomorrow. Not sure if I should mention it or not. Provided she even replies.
>>59847481
t. Corbynite
>>59847418
i really did hit the yakpot as they say
not wearing a bra to the interview was the best idea ive ever had
>>59847436
""""""""""""Monica"""""""""""" (idk if that's even correct) identifies as """"""""""Poleaboo""""""""""" and we have to respect that
>want to get utterly smashed and forget my existence
>it's only Tuesday
might become one of those guys who drinks all through the week. An 'alcoholic', if you will.
>>59847399
>5 year plan
hello riley
just to be sure, all the failed fedoraposts where he quotes the poster are that paki nigger right
Blair handed over Hong Kong even though it wasn't part of the treaty and the population was overwhelmingly against it.
>>59847399
there's literally no downside to murder
Did Aisha delete her twitter? OR what's her username now? Communistloser is gone
Feeling good lads
Did a disgusting shit at work and it wouldn't flush
>>59847505
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT UND ICH HAB NICHTS GESAGT
>>59847519
i'm on two tins a day at the moment just to make going outside bearable haha
>>59847519
>shropshite
my milk comes from there lmao
>>59847523
and you yes you
how are you
>>59847543
yes they are all ribena
you can tell if you have extra flags
he has a small penis and testicles and hes not a girl and hes got big ugly hands
reminder that britain is a poop baby
>>59847543
Yes
>>59846625
>>59846944
>>59847074
>>59847131
>>59847283
>>59847428
>>59847481
>>59847497
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>59847575
>reddit flags
Hope that brown tranny cunt dies.
>>59847549
it's catholic_slut
>>59847523
i understand this reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-QoxO2X7WU
famous danish blogger lads
>>59847565
get some green bruvva hahaha
Hello, my name is William No-Mates
>>59847213
nah hahaha, don't think I could point at Doncaster on a map of the UK desu
London/Cambridge
>>59847549
>>59847602
>being this fucking behind
>>59847518
>""""""""""""Monica"""""""""""" (idk if that's even correct
That is correct
Thank you
>>59847549
apparently she deleted it
im hoping she decides to come here more often so i can seduce her into my chambers and we can patter about boys and communism in the sync
>>59847516
>not wearing a bra to the interview was the best idea ive ever had
so that's the key...
