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German-Anglo friendship edition
We wuz Saxons and hun pride worldwide subedition
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36362957

incredible, just incredible.
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any updates on the poleaboo situation
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fwb just told me she's found a bf

gutted
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>>59845957
German, Anglo and Francophone friendship? pls
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>>59846237
>Francophone
>>>/gas/
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you stupid, ugly fucking cunt
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>>59846341
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*pumps you up*
*jumps on your stomach*
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getting cucked
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fwb's son is stealing my beers out of the fridge lads
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>>59845957
>German-Anglo friendship edition
Why would Germans want to be friends with muslims?
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Franks>>>>>>>>>>>>>Saxons

>>59846341
>triggered saxon
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>>59846341
Come on lad, French are bro-tier nowadays
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>>59846435
>Well I didn't gain anything from it

not in this life brother
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>>59846458
Germany has at least double the amount of Muslims we do if not more
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>>59846485
We're not sikhs, tho
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maisie
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Oh baby a triple
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>>59846537
is that you LMAO
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tony-blair-calls-for-ground-forces-to-fight-a-proper-war-against-isis-a7044766.html
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gf and i have been seeing each other well over a month but we don't call each other bf or gf because we're awkward spackers who cringe at relationshippy stuff
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>>59846439
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It's okay to have chocolate as long as you count the calories, right?
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>>59846566
FONT
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~DANGEROUS~
Highly Reactive Jam!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UwRBb08wI4
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>>59846537
Hate that cunt
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>>59846514
Britain has double the amount of Khans if not more.
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>>59846578
literally my house
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>>59846579
chocolate wont make a difference you fat fucking morbidly obese paki tranny cunt
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Lads should I just hide my pyrazolam in my socks? I don't have to take my shoes off at the scanner cos I always wear trainers when I fly
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Thought of a great shitpost at work but now I've forgotten it
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>>59846506
It would have been nice if he had his fit grand daughter with him. Probably could have gotten a shag from it.

Ah well.
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>>59846458
>Why would Germans want to be friends with muslims?
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sat on some chocolate so it looks like i've pooed myself
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>>59846588
The GOAT Voivod song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEB6Mn0rw4
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>>59846578
>people say Ontario isn't English
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>>59846597
why does the surname matter?
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>>59846597
Fuck off Yank
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Really really really bored

need to skip time until dinner
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>>59846522
>acknowledging that the "left and right" viewpoint of ideology is popular is the exact same as saying that they are the only choices of view
ah yes very good
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I think it's bad news for the English game
We're not creative enough, we're not positive enough
We'll go on getting bad results (getting bad results, getting bad results, getting bad results...)
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>>59846625
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>>59846606
reported
hope you enjoy prison you drug smuggling cuntflap
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Emmerdale
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>>59846506
Whatcha ya gonna do brother, when the Hulkamania runs wild on you!?
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>>59846628
Dog civil rights movement when
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>>59846605
I'm a fucking princess
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the only muslim lad in my village is the bloke who owns the kebab shop

top bloke tbqh don't see what all the fuss is. he's even the only shop open on christmas, very convenient
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Is it better to have a girlfriend who is:

>Bit of a lad, but not very caring or cutesy

>Cutesy and caring, but a bit dull
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>>59846639
>Bud Light Lime
>those two cucks stuck in the shed
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>59846273
FUCK OFF CUNT

>>59846326
Fair enough, but can we atleast agree it's the worst one in our little pocket of the universe? Maybe, just maybe there are trans-dimensional shitposters who have even worse gimmicks beyond our comprehension.
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>>59846666
fuck off satan
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>>59846675
FONT
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actual cringe
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>>59846649
>football

le spherical object on le english grass !!
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Might steal some tramadol from the woman at work who has a bad back
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>>59846644
>not having dinner now
really disappointed in you.
how was work petal x

>>59846673
the princess of pork crackling maybe *everyone laughs*
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>>59846597
They have Kahns instead
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>>59846693
super satan desu
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>>59846673
You look pretty smart, tbqh.
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>>59846675
my gf is a bit of both haha
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>>59846741
FONT
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>>59846703
She seems genuinely happy in life and you don't.
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>>59846637
The Outer Limits is probably my favorite thrash album desu
or one of

great song though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb8U38lTcq8
I saw them live too years ago
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*takes a pill in Ibiza*
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>>59846644
>Really really really bored
same, haven't got out of bed yet
might watch game of door holding
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>>59846735
Thanks :)

>>59846722
>being mean to a girl you like
how immature
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>>59846750
>women and gender studies
>happy

kek
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>>59846750
This.
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>>59846724
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>>59846750
You think strippers like you too, don't you?
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>>59846762
FOND
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Been acting like such a paki lately lads

Don't know what's gotten into me
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Ah yes. I better get a tattoo to accentuate how much of a special snowflake I am.
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>>59846762
*thinks you're cool*
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>>59846722
It was alri

Found out I will be getting a pay rise announced soon, seemingly independent of my contract

what bout you doll?
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game of memes xdxdxdxdxd hold le door for mlady XDD *tips hat* winter... le coming XD maisie
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>>59846762
*takes a paracetamol in Majorca*
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>>59846651
it's impossible to get high off pyrazolam

it's a miracle drug for spergs who abuse substances
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Reminder that all you autists will never even have a chance with a bird like this, she's probably getting chatted up for a bang by 10 5/10s which is around 4 points higher than you lot.
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>>59846703
>getting angry over feminists
learn to stop getting to upset, if you have any backbone and aren't completely abrasive (and neither is she) you can usually get along fine despite being a Rorke
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>>59846806
haha calm it elizabeth dear
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I GOT THIS FEELING ON A SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE, I WATCHED, I LET IT BURN
I THREW YOUR SHIT INTO A BAG AND PUSHED IT DOWN THE STAIRS
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE
I DON'T CARE
I LOVE IT
I DON'T CARE
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>>59846673
>I'm
have you dropped the Poleaboo thing now?
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>>59846764
Need to catch up on it desu

only watched the first 2 episodes this series
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been banned from the #bookz channel on IRC lads
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>>59846639
>Bud Light Lime
Wew
It's almost that time of the year
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>>59846802
Da na, nanana naaaaa, na na naaaaa
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>>59846831
looks alright for a window licker
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>>59846831
Projecting: the post
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>>59846835
nu male
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>>59846831
why do you assume we're all autists?

i spent literally all of saturday evening shagging after having not seeing my gf in two weeks

(she's qt too)
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there is nothing wrong with being muslim
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>>59846849
u a 14 yo girl?
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>>59846855
incredible
how did you manage that
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Want to watch a film. I have:

Con Air
Akira
Face/Off
Frank
Her
The Babadook
Cloud Atlas
Brigde of Spies
Mud
Inherent Vice
Southland Tales

Trips decides what I watch.
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>>59846855
doxxed
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>>59846849
Good lad
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>>59846831
literally shagged 10 girls fitter than her
the other two I don't wish to speak of
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>>59846831
how'd you get a download buttom?
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>>59846885
20
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>>59846831
Mate i'm a 3/10 at best
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>>59846831
she has downs syndrome?
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>>59846892
Her
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>>59846909
pics x
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>>59846884
there is nothing wrong with being a christian
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fuck jews, the holocaust never happened
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>>59846881
>>59846905
FONT
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>>59846892
all pretty bad

but Akira
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>>59846877
>nu male
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>>59846892
Con air. if dubs you have to wank to nic cage
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>>59846835
lol she's fat and ugly as fuck as well, trust me I'm not even attempting to get a long with her

you just sound like a cucked faggot
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>>59846892
Crank
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>>59846892
Mud was good
Babadook was proper scary at night, had to switch to /brit/ every 5 minutes
Her was really strange, great film to watch at 3am
Con Air is just your average 90s film
Face/Off is shite
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>>59846935
>fuck jews
why?

>the holocaust never happened
there's a lot of evidence mate
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>>59846930
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>>59846892
all are shit
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Why do English people have a reputation for being one of the most obnoxious nationalities about?
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>>59846703
>majoring in [...] women
london

>>59846771
you are a man, a boy, a male with a penis and testicles
pakipoo i name him; ill news is an ill guest

>>59846801
ahh excellent
i fucking love my job desu, comfiest shit possible
sitting around and gasbag with the L&L's (lads and lasses) from 9 till 5 while fucking about on databases and taking like 1 call an hour
alternatively scurrying around from room to room delivering things and embarking on lil printing quests
fucking love it i do
may also possibly be in coital cahoots with a certain (pronounced with hard c) coy coworker tehehe
how is the sync squad, i miss them so
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>>59846944
t. nu male
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10300989

http://www.strawpoll.me/10300989

http://www.strawpoll.me/10300989

Important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/10300989

http://www.strawpoll.me/10300989

http://www.strawpoll.me/10300989
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>>59846984
Do they?
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>>59846984
who said that

i'll glass em
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>>59846976
there is literally no evidence that the holocaust actually happened
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>>59846892
Trips for youtube Cory in the House episodes.
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>>59846984
>We waz kangs and shit
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>>59847015
yes as long as it's not me lol
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me and the gf

y/n lads
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>>59846979

>you will never shag aisha

Imagine how fucking degenerate she is in bed, probably begs for Anal the little slag
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>>59846984
They actually think they used to be white and have an empire
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>you are a man, a boy, a male with a penis and testicles
>pakipoo i name him; ill news is an ill guest
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ITT: Pic related
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>>59847036
It happened

Just not on such a large scale that is put in history books everywhere

Even my communist mate says its over-exaggerated
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>>59847044
this
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>>59847053
looks like a right slag
probably have already shagged her mate lmao
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>>59846988
very good

don't know really, feels a bit messy atm 2bh
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>>59847015
just nuke the middle east
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>>59846724
Kek
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>>59847015
YES

YEEEEEEEEES
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>>59847050
*Offers you the straws to pick from*
*You pick the short one*

Sorry mate
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>>59847053
you've got a bit of a mole on your nose lad
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brb lads, falsifying holocaust evidence
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>>59846979
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
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>>59846950
I mean women in general you know
like every woman calls herself a feminist
I'm pretty confident telling people I think Abortion is abhorrent without getting attacked
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only reason i have to get out of bed is for food

and i can't be arsed to do that
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>>59847082
>just nuke the middle east
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squirting is just urine isn't it?
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>>59847015
thats a lot of "yes" votes
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>>59847056
is that the most degenerate sex act you could come up with lmao
>>
DU
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>used to be socially retarded and not care bout my appearance in school
>late bloomer
>started working out
>now have normie life, GF, decent looking, good job
>see people I haven't seen in a long time
>LOL I REMEMBER WHEN YOU DIDN'T USED TO HAVE ANY MATES OR GO ANYWHERE AND JUST SIT IN THE HOUSE ALL DAY
>everyone starts looking at me
>mfw

It's like these cunts do it on purpose.
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>>59847015

I'm the only no vote

Let the pakis sort it out themselves for all I care, fuck em. Getting ourselves involved has been a disaster.
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>>59847053
https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZisaZQE1wkBPANJ4dfQmghkWYPIiDcP5Tdd2980aaJhZv4lFU_19WRbAAQM0W7qBS11lp6FLAI-I-DXYhRIOEefhskR4aKe2jg1XqI2ACqJ0RV5mO9qhF8xUlghXzluee3HyKAyL8D3xFypQc5DZK_1NjJ-39yi0J04ZvsxjRUPxhZC1xSZBGG_1c9cOjAVwZJp5mKtjtJyQy8eJRMcy-_13B_1gTAWuJ9cxvFJIe4h8EKtlyGf2bE_1xwhBqPCEpNQp1yhiw8d3qTjy0MXgvllDwNSKSrvBD9STTxxmEoPaKnIDeSRr0RoMo9hE16n22QQSECI994U_1MLf-6rciEPIO9ZxDollVyyDq7AsS5A5Ur2o0Jkh6aGvKlSGMBUx8GEwhrOCLoUU6FVq0p0P5iqPKNYAG249SI837OiMdf0tcRJas29JfI2in-zkuF3dPNe2RoLE2PpKANgDHy7QNbv0Dboc8S23E2fQYJyKUpN81ZPrQaHazX0TD2jrMffM6mXUVpjl2R-qlFkQMUUS0updVt9MM_1P2idyVt5iNMhfhQxC3YXHcTMVi_11tmYAXTeT3PAq5qzQIAJ856KSAAR9tdEsYLjE7y9lIvBgt-0pL6GMyFWpvBP3VAyuwODPtbJV3rMTY5Fd-nf_11Lonb19p-QoWecMKWvOOywoX-ismsZi5Si-R3p6XRTAcb-hA0pXEz77NSO9BeU0dDkPQ0aWXfNF8OcC2AI_1tK5V5aBUskkCgWJk5-VPmbAIBslZfb3ghRzrNQS1-DStEHGVEo_1MADUbg1uxipGeDpCarzA1OipRjcWjV2ZAQBPkpmvdt2-_13r4OPf9ZKj9KHvhUrhcItuWqQaXzS2U5lr3dRQZ0Sr1NX4rXvmvlahtS-AZX0q8ZgZinhPcsAVC9gNOIghfJUZbEovgOIViFSjuze6ykQPpWASUq8dazn8lyB0MqNG9Me-phAC5ScBmcyMtkAesbc3zAdIjOn082z8neLC5D2wG5n-ru_1VcjbI4P5NAlkjN-ZeMaFU4oSdVap_1oyvuiADqUrJu1LRkAWIryKQBWcW5oGoqM_1l8gJIHT_169dWuItKwGIDnnC7Q3we5xM90Tq96qllYT1MfCOBukIXPapPrVREV6Tg4uCrjkcCyZB3zoL-Wm4zj30kX-gX_1Pe_1gLG1TO6cJGmPmjkmzHNLr2h6f40rsner3lCLDVftcbOkkkPbj0sABHTDGs19XmCEZnh9ghCuljrEEWxdVsP4H5otz9QKPrJzTi9T6EBVgmC2akfgvf8iXUKepKrzgYnEjEQu0Ob78ugZ2Soz5FIKJ_1N6tVUVT5A0QfrG6nYrQQBedDBkv04CcdR_1ho64aR35x5uc9aAQaYVhIGZPBlhM_1rsK-eRdpl73WJRQ6BsGGK9APBO7gWZ7RKESRieqL8svOaaoOXdJDFGkCbZgC71WGiRbgImyLm8srPNF5K1-m4ud0C0fKyXRwoYEuMA3_1c2THXXoy0RxZnfRLh0sDQcZx9DqlrGZxv_1GS-Fz0rRwUuOQIIQIx1F_1Ffk3LlOQG4QGr2ZFJmSxXjWvUrcCFRKQ&gws_rd=cr&ei=FJpEV_viIabNgAb-6qDAAQ
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>>59847133
According to the banned porn law, yes
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>>59847133
Yes
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>>59847130
literally haven't gotten out of bed later than 9am since around February
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>>59847128
you missed a wild night

https://desustorage.org/int/thread/59768878/#59769937
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>>59847164
literally do not open under any circumstances
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>>59847182
fuck off square
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>>59847131
is that a ps2 behind him?

wonder how old this image is
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>>59847061
You yanks are always so jealous!
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DU HAST
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>>59846673
Clean your mirror you mentally deficient shitcunt
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>>59847053
Fit as fuck. You're not from Doncaster are you?

She looks familiar but probably someone else.
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>>59847133
Critics have maintained that ejaculation is either stress incontinence or vaginal lubrication. Research in this area has concentrated almost exclusively on attempts to prove that the ejaculate is not urine,[49][50] measuring substances such as urea, creatinine, prostatic acid phosphatase (PAP), prostate specific antigen (PSA),[7] glucose and fructose [51] levels. Early work was contradictory; the initial study on one woman by Addiego and colleagues reported in 1981,[30] could not be confirmed in a subsequent study on 11 women in 1983, [52] but was confirmed in another 7 women in 1984.[53] In 1985 a different group studied 27 women, and found only urine,[54] suggesting that results depend critically on the methods used.[citation needed]

A 2007 study on two women involved ultrasound, endoscopy, and biochemical analysis of fluid. The ejaculate was compared to pre-orgasmic urine from the same woman, and also to published data on male ejaculate. In both women, higher levels of PSA, PAP, and glucose but lower levels of creatinine were found in the ejaculate than the urine. PSA levels were comparable to those in males.[6]

Ultrasounds from a 2014 study, involving seven women who reported recurring massive fluid emission during sexual arousal, confirmed thorough bladder emptiness before stimulation, noticeable bladder filling before squirting and demonstrated that the bladder had again been emptied after squirting. Although small amounts of prostatic secretions are present in the emitted fluid the study suggests that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity.[55]
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>>59847141

Anal is incredibly degenerate
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>>59847206
No i don't
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>>59847128
~2am monday morning

http://desustorage.org/int/thread/59768878/#q59769937
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>>59847182
sounds horrifying
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>>59847218
hahahaha oh child
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>>59847157
Will be quite shit if ISIS own Mediterranean coast though, especially with Italy having some small island that are part of the eu a few miles off the coast
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*terminates the British people*
>>
Does anyone here live alone and are reclusive?
>>
>>59846988
there was an Outbreak™ and half of us died
>>
>>59846979
still not convinced that's a female
>>
>>59847186
>all those desperate virgins

oh dear
>>
have no interest in the events of my life for the next 5 years

just want to hibernate my brain and go on autopilot
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>>59847036
Greatest ally.
>>
>>59847149

Literally me

>OMG U WERE SO QUIET IN SCHOOL LIKE WHY LOL


Ah yes I had no idea whatsoever.
>>
>>59847264
all me
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>hahahaha oh child
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Absolutely detest that fucking cunt.
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>>59847149

That feel when you've gone in reverse

I think this place gave me autism
>>
>>59847200
i've still got my old ps1 so
>>
>>59847186
>>59847222
>>59847261
fate.........is a cruel mistress
im disappointed in how she was treated
>>
Self hating gay brit in another thread on here
>>
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>tell the lads I'm not bothered about anal
>never done it, don't really want to
>have been ripping me and calling me a bender since
>>
>>59847263
have you not seen the fanny pics mate
>>
i miss the /cgl/ colonisation bantz if i'm being truthful
>>
>>59847269
try murdering a homeless person
>>
>>59847244

Thing is, ISIS are a bunch of low IQ peasant sand niggers who can never do anything serious against Europe, talking in a take over part of the continent way.
>>
>>59847316
calling you a bender for not liking anal?

what
>>
>>59847294
she said she found it funny on one of those anonymous question asking website things
>>
Literally cannot fucking wait for the chilcot inquiry to come out, big Blair to be shown in a great light and then he deposes corbyn and invaded Iraq again
>>
>>59847329
What are you waiting for to post them?
>>
>>59847144
...riechst so gut?!
>>
Cannot fucking stand him
>>
*rips a bong and puffs into your face*
>>
>>59847273
realistically if the axis had won ww2 we would have probably become japanese

>tfw you will never live in the alternate dimension where your country is kawaii
>>
>>59847359
no because then my 5 year plan won't work you idiot
>>
>>59847015
I voted yes and am in the army desu
>>
>>59847329
afraid not
enlighten me
>>
>>59847254
*terminates US sovereignty*
>>
I am 50 and have been a "loner" pretty much all of my adult life, not necessarily by design but having moved from my hometown to London I never made the new links. The starkness of my "aloneness" was brought home when I was being discharged from hospital and had to literally sneak out because I had no-one that the ward fuhrer could hand me over to.
On the wider front, the constant attacks on the things that once fostered male camaraderie have done much to leave successive generations isolated, the collapse of the industrial base and the social fabric that went went it, and the creation of the "virtual world" will leave more and more men and women isolated in the future. Look to Japan to see how that is playing out.

In a western world that sees "difference" between men and women as an inequality to be erased and "male bonding" as an old boys network reinforcing "glass ceilings" and other nonsense it's a bit rich to suddenly get worried about the psychological effects of the anti-male campaigns of the last thirty years.....but only a "little" bit worried you can be sure.
>>
>>59847316

0/10
>>
>>59847294
sounds like a comfy little job you've got

i want it
>>
>>59847316
France and Germany did anal and that's how Brittan was born.
>>
>>59847386
dont speak euro mate
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>>59847360
>Thing is, ISIS are a bunch of low IQ peasant sand niggers who can never do anything serious against Europe, talking in a take over part of the continent way.
>>
>>59847316
I don't like it much either
its 90% just a taboo meme pushed by the media

I've done it before but its always unsatisfying and it doesn't turn me on enough as an idea to make it worthwhile

the idea of poo on my dick is a turn off either way.
>>
why don't we ever call him ribena anymore
>>
>>59846831
Sweetheart I'm far worse than a 12 year old and if you want to carry on, I'll rape you harder than Cromwell's army did to your ancestors.

Wanna go there with me bitch tits? Want me to destroy every argument you have like I have done to your precious little IRA fuck buddy friend?

You wanna get fucked boy? Want that tight little boicunt of yours fucked hard? Yeah you do bitch, come get it. Come get my superior dick and I'll give it to you hard.
>>
DU HAST MICH
>>
>>59847436
i still do
>>
>>59847359
this desu

quite the release

if you catch my drift
>>
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>>59847384
>Literally cannot fucking wait for the chilcot inquiry to come out, big Blair to be shown in a great light and then he deposes corbyn and invaded Iraq again
>>
>>59847436
too many people that weren't around for that bit of his story
>>
hold the door lol
>>
>>59847481
me on the right
>>
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>I am from Leeds
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>>59847454
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT
>>
Sent her a text lads. It's her birthday tomorrow. Not sure if I should mention it or not. Provided she even replies.
>>
>>59847481
t. Corbynite
>>
>>59847418
i really did hit the yakpot as they say
not wearing a bra to the interview was the best idea ive ever had
>>
>>59847436
""""""""""""Monica"""""""""""" (idk if that's even correct) identifies as """"""""""Poleaboo""""""""""" and we have to respect that
>>
>want to get utterly smashed and forget my existence
>it's only Tuesday

might become one of those guys who drinks all through the week. An 'alcoholic', if you will.
>>
>>59847399
>5 year plan
hello riley
>>
just to be sure, all the failed fedoraposts where he quotes the poster are that paki nigger right
>>
Blair handed over Hong Kong even though it wasn't part of the treaty and the population was overwhelmingly against it.
>>
>>59847399
there's literally no downside to murder
>>
Did Aisha delete her twitter? OR what's her username now? Communistloser is gone
>>
Feeling good lads
>>
Did a disgusting shit at work and it wouldn't flush
>>
>>59847505
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT UND ICH HAB NICHTS GESAGT
>>
>>59847519
i'm on two tins a day at the moment just to make going outside bearable haha
>>
>>59847519
>shropshite

my milk comes from there lmao
>>
>>59847523
and you yes you
how are you

>>59847543
yes they are all ribena
you can tell if you have extra flags
he has a small penis and testicles and hes not a girl and hes got big ugly hands
>>
reminder that britain is a poop baby
>>
>>59847543
Yes
>>
>>59846625
>>59846944
>>59847074
>>59847131
>>59847283
>>59847428
>>59847481
>>59847497
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>
>>59847575
>reddit flags
>>
Hope that brown tranny cunt dies.
>>
>>59847549
it's catholic_slut
>>
>>59847523
i understand this reference
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-QoxO2X7WU

famous danish blogger lads
>>
>>59847565
get some green bruvva hahaha
>>
Hello, my name is William No-Mates
>>
>>59847213
nah hahaha, don't think I could point at Doncaster on a map of the UK desu

London/Cambridge
>>
>>59847549
>>59847602
>being this fucking behind
>>
>>59847518
>""""""""""""Monica"""""""""""" (idk if that's even correct
That is correct

Thank you
>>
>>59847549
apparently she deleted it
im hoping she decides to come here more often so i can seduce her into my chambers and we can patter about boys and communism in the sync
>>
>>59847516
>not wearing a bra to the interview was the best idea ive ever had
so that's the key...
>>
>>59847601
SHE'S A PRINCESS
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Watching based sargon's latest lads
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>>59847471
glad you agree

now hold still for a sec x
>>
>>59847549
FONC
>>
>Pregnancies from sex between first cousins do not carry a serious risk of birth defects:[313] 5–6%, similar to that of a 40-year-old woman,[313][314] compared with a baseline risk of 3–4%.[314]


non - consanguineous couples btfo
>>
>>59847619
Your ideas are absurd.
>>
getting my daily lindybeige in lads
>>
>>59847645
Has he cucked anymore men
>>
>>59847577
i am good
finally finished my exams so now i can spend a month of shitposting the day and being a degenerate in the night before i start my job and have to be a real adult for a year
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>I'm a classical liberal
>it's poor people's own fault they're poor!

The 1800s are over
>>
>>59847546
reckon its about 9 feet
>>
if you're multicoloured, that's cool too
>>
>>59847645
who's that pepe/jfmsu supposed to represent?
>>
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>concerning yourself with what vapid whores who think they're communists on Twitter
>>
>>59847665
wait i thought rasheeds were doing this all the time and that's why they were all low-IQ

was rorke lying to me?
>>
>>59847665
t. Actual paki
>>
>>59847612
danish is disgusting
swedish sounds beautiful
norwegian sounds alri
icelandic sounds cool

short straw sorry mate
>>
>>59847649
not homeless yet

you'll have to wait a little while longer before making me a ghost

this is all part of the plan
>>
>>59847612
She has really bad skin, all that make up i guess.
>>
>>59847688
is that a ps2 behind him?

wonder how old this image is
>>
saw an actual tranny today and it scared me a bit
>>
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>Why yes, the poor people are all heroes! They can do no wrong, it's always someone else's fault!
>>
>>59847665
>>59847708
It doesn't carry serious risk the first time but if they keep having kids with cousins then the likelihood of inbreeding goes up and it eventually fucks up at the end or something
>>
think I may be the next dizzee rascal lads
>>
>>59847713
>danish is disgusting

i agree with this somewhat

icelandics all sound like mongs though
>>
>>59847741
I took it last week

I'm a retro gamer
>>
>>59847688
I believe in a social safety net for welfare and health, but at the same time a lot more classical liberal stuff

Wonder what I'd be desu, I just say I'm a centrist/centre right (muslim immigration)
>>
fwb keeps sending me pictures of her feet but I haven't even told her I like feet
>>
>>59847638
ive heard it's almost mandatory for men

>>59847682
>i am good
very good
>finished exams
VERY good
>shitposting the day
very bad
>being degenerate in the night
50/50
>start my job
very VERY good
my job is so good but im so tired when i get home, i dont really want to turn my computer on

>>59847703
if you speak ill of my wife --any of them-- again i will strike you down
>>
never been quoted with a fedora ever in my life
>>
bought this for the upcoming race war lads
>>
>>59847765
>icelandics all sound like mongs though
no I watched Trapped they sound great

sounds more viking than mainland scandi
>>
>>59847693
>19:26:41

>>59847694
>19:26:40

STOP YOUR JEWISH TRICKS
>>
>>59847741
there's clearly a wii right there so it can't be that old
>>
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>if you speak ill of my wife --any of them-- again i will strike you down
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AYOOO SO YOU SAYING

*drops electoral reform plans*

DAT WE WUZ

*Marketises the nhs*

THE PARTY OF

*Imports millions of pakis*

THE COMMON MAN

*Invades Iraq*

AND SHEEET
>>
>>59847764
Is he even alive still?
>>
>>59847793
good lad
>>
>>59847782
>my job is so good but im so tired when i get home, i dont really want to turn my computer on
shame

it's not been the same :(
>>
>>59847764
He was shit anyway literally, so you probably would be the next one considering US is only %60.
>>
>>59847694
this is literally the most bent song I have on my phone

if anyone catches me I'm over
>>
>>59847793
Ha. You made me laugh, lad. Rarely fucking happens on /brit/. Cheers.
>>
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>>59847815
>>
>>59847782
>my job is so good but im so tired when i get home, i dont really want to turn my computer on
yes this is what i fear will happen and i don't want it to
>>
ngl i go full /reddit/ whenever i see /pol/ leaking all over /tv/

if i wanted to rant about lefties and pakis i go to /brit/

really do NOT need spackers ranting about feminist agendas and jewish conspiracies on my board for television and film.
>>
>>59847838
mate.... delete this one please
>>
Naked in bed already lads
>>
You guys ever fuck a model who just bleached her arsehole, got bleach on your T-shirt and felt like an arsehole?
>>
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>never been quoted with a fedora ever in my life
>>
>>59847793
Got your plastic knife ready for the race war which will never happen
>>
>>59847875
Same it's fucking everywhere sometimes I just don't give a shit
>>
>>59847865
this
>>
>>59847882
Proofs
>>
>>59847887
yeah man i hate it when that happens
>>
what happened to the unblocked site?
>>
Listening to Tool lads

Best band in the world
>>
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>>59847643
>she
>>
>>59847875
sounds like you're just a cuck at heart
>>
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>>59847789

Sweden, yes!
>>
>>59847887
this is my number one pet peeve when I'm fucking models
>>
>>59847941
You're a fucking tool
>>
>>59847887
>You guys ever fuck a model who just bleached her arsehole
Haha about once a week
>>
>>59847887
no and you have not either
>>
>>59847936
moved again

.tv
>>
>>59847702
sargon
>>
>>59847950
yeah absolutely i guess that's it
>>
>>59847865
what's the job??? :)
>>
why would do yanks call feather hats "macaroni"?
>>
>>59847986
that isn't working either
>>
>>59847941
good idea desu i hope this can motivate me to clean my apartment desu
>>
>East Midlands
>not in the East of England
>not in the middle of England

Who the fuck thought that phrase up?

>London to Liverpool (the North) is 210 miles
>Newcastle (the North) to Liverpool (the North) is 190 miles


This annoys me greatly
>>
>>59848015
ah, is for me so assumed the issue you had was different
>>
Getting quite embarassing watching the mainstream media cream themselves over Jose Mourinho
>>
>>59847944
POST A PIC OF YOURSELF LAUGHING LIKE THE MAN IN THAT PICTURE

GO AHEAD, I"LL WAIT
>>
>>59847774
so you're literally just a contemporary Liberal
since their whole gimmick is Capitalism with a human face, making it as easy to swallow as possible.
>>
Anyone got a folder of Bradleys they could share with me? I'm too lazy to collect rare Walshes myself desu.
>>
>>59847995
sorry to hear that lad x
>>
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>why would do yanks call feather hats "macaroni"?
>>
>The President of the unelected executive arm of the European Union (EU) has vowed to block all right wing populists from power across the continent, shortly after acquiring the power to exert “far-reaching sanctions” on elected governments.

>“There will be no debate or dialogue with the far-right,” the liberal bureaucrat told AFP.

>Mr. Junker’s definition of “far right” is somewhat broad, noted by him previously describing Hungary’s conservative president, Viktor Orbán, as a “fascist.”

>The Commission can now trigger a “rule of law mechanism” (Article 7 TEU) against nations it perceives as deviating from “the common constitutional traditions of all Member States.” Ultimately, “far-reaching sanctions” can be exerted, and a country can be stripped of all voting rights in the EU and have funding blocked.

Ah yes very impressive
>>
can we talk about game of thrones lads
*fans face* wooooo weee
really hope meera makes it through the >season fuck off yank
>>
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>>59847985
>>59847985
>>
>>59848007
infosec
>>
>>59848011
u guys wrote the song

it's supposed to be mocking us by thinking that we could put a feather in our hats and call it some exquisite hairstyle
>>
someone do a new
>>
>>59848011
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaroni_%28fashion%29
The lyrics to yankee doodle pretty much just say "A stupid American puts a feather in his hat to try and look fashionable".
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>get moment alone with the qt at work
>I'm not sperging out
>she's laughing at my shitty jokes
>someone comes running round the corner to ask for my help

now I'm worried she'll think less of me the more she gets to know me considering I'm a druggie degenerate.
>>
>>59848066
watching it as we speak
>>
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>can we talk about game of thrones lads


WAHOO swords!!!!!!!!! knights!!!!!!! midgets!!!!!! yippy skippy!!!!!! trash television!!!!!!!!!!!! farts!!!!!!!!
>>
HOLD THE DOOR
>>
>>59848063
Good 2bh

Checks and balances. If the EU prevents one rorke from screwing up a country, all the better
>>
>>59848076
good luck

also there's some major fit birds in that GoT episode
>>
>>59848139
>>59848139
>>59848139
>>
new gimmick coming up
haha youre gonna like this one tbĥ
>>
>>59848031
The Midlands are in the middle of England and East Midlands are to the east of the middle of England

Newcastle and Liverpool are roughly on the same latitudes

Fuck off, literally makes perfect sense you spastic runt thick insect
>>
>>59848063
sounds like the USSR Tbh
>>
>>59848121
it's a pretty slow episode but the last 10 minutes are bollocks to the wallocks

>>59848127
fuk off abnormie loser you fat pungent yank piece of fucking scum fucking cunt
>>
>>59848066
hope someone invents fire so i can see what's going on in the interior scenes
>>
>>59848066
Two nice pairs of tits in the first bit
>>
>>59848082
>u guys wrote the song
why do you sing it then?? cucked much? hahahaha
>>
How much codeine normally gets you high?
>>
jut got a burrito lads
>>
>>59848196
Am i the only one that didn't care about Hodor and won't miss him, he was annoying why does everyone care so much?
>>
Thoughts?
>>
Feeling really happy lads :)) I'm not on drugs before you ask
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