Sexy incest edition
crayon pop
this explains the royal family
>>59853341
race mixing kike mick spic nigger
My gf on the... huhwhaaa?!?
http://fb.com/topic/Samantha-Cameron/112286952117215
lefties seem to be going absolutely mental over a man purchasing a car for his wife
>>59853329
we all know employers have to make up the wage gap if they don't get enough tips
so
foy
it's strange
but I don't need space from you
and every single thing you do
I like
I've been chased
maybe I just knew I had to wait for you
draw a knife and carve a little space for you
it feels nice
someone from my norn iron created a shitty thread
>>59853351
Prince Phil being a hunk explains that
>>59853404
Don't cuck me Victoria
am I sexy?
>>59853385
is a bit weird though, why a shit nissan micra?
>>59853441
too for that towel
Still have no clue what crayon pop is.
I am happy in my ignorance
>>59853385
hmm
british guy i know through sailing here said he knew the bloke who sold him the car and that it was for his son, not his wife
>>59852385
>>59852704
>>59852933
can you just walk into a pub like that or do you need some sort of clearance?
me n my dad about to buy a Buy to let property
>>59853387
Most waiters make more than min wage with tips though. You tip if you want them making more than min wage because you're a decent human being.
Even with a 40-50% tip on top of your bill. Your bill still wont be anywhere NEAR as much as it costs to eat at a restaurant in Britain.
I wonder how high the suicide rates go up during and after exam time
>>59853318
Swear to god, my mates dad fucked those twins in Bristol. He's got pics of them from the night out and everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvhIYNzBtLs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvhIYNzBtLs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvhIYNzBtLs
>>59853385
>>59853485
wait a minute dave doesn't even have a son that age
house we bought
>>59853537
>He's got pics of them from the night out
you better post them
question: when are trannies gay
>>59853532
can see my cuckshed from there
>>59853588
who's your husband?
>>59853434
Why would the civil service cheer for a Tory victory??
ahhhhhhh yes
>>59853525
ah yes appeal to emotions
should we tip sewage workers too so they make more than minimum wage
what about rubbish collectors, ever tip them?
>>59853448
it's hardly shit
This girl on Tinder is clearly looking for a more mature guy with their shit together, but I'm a 29 year old man child..
This is not going to end well.
>Swear to god, my mates dad fucked those twins in Bristol. He's got pics of them from the night out and everything.
>>59853608
Post fucking machines
want to die again
cant even bear to look at my CV
>>59853521
>>59853588
bloody good posts, wasted on normie time /brit/ though I fear
>>59853595
They're physical pictures, haha. And obviously I don't have them.
>>59853623
imagine her and cara kissing
WEW
really really want to see that
>Grade is a rasheed
>tfw I'm having a BBQ next week and Muslims are coming.
>>59853169
I tip in Britain too tbqh.
At good restaurants anyway.
>>59853696
i had the same reaction
>>59853608
where's my signed infected mushroom merch you cunt
>>59853665
Wanna explain the joke?
>ah yes appeal to emotions
>>59853696
if you were british you would know that his voice is a paki accent
HOLD THE LINE
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
>>59853697
baste everything in pig fat
>>59853697
If you want your rock garden moved for free then invite his wife over and tell him she's been having an affair
Reminder that we almost ended up with the American system of tipping where staff don't get pais minimum wage and its made up or by tips but labour took a hard stance on it and said everyone has to have minimum wage
>>59853696
>>59853717
how could you not tell from his voice?
fucking yanks
>>59853760
So fucking glad we don't have to deal with foodchain bullshit.
Don't think I could handle it if I had to be wary of getting eaten each time I left the house.
>>59853811
Literally this
>>59853793
Reminder that there's nothing wrong with tipping while on holiday in the US even if you don't support it in the UK.
Watching People Just Do Nothing lads
live just a bit too far away from all my same age group coworkers so can't hang with them
I'm going in on the black bird lids
>want a gf
>remember the gut wrenching feeling of paranoia every time she's out of my sight until the point where she finally leaves me
ah yes
>>59853496
just walk in. Always busy though.
>>59853811
man no need to be so hostile, just didn't know
>>59853696
Generic Asian bradford accent.
Lads, I think that I have managed to outline the basic structure of /brit/ thread.
>Early posts - Often very simple and short. Usually about K-Pop or some other /brit/ infatuation. Rife with copypastas.
>Early middle - Posters begin what passes as serious discussion here, bearing even the most tenuous connection to culture.
>Middle - The Shitposts commence, most recently this part has been dominated by fedoraposting. Random and uninvolved things like "doing a poo desu". Most JF's come in here.
>Late middle - Thread is in full swing, rife with slag posting and shitposting that carries on. You may occasionally get a serious question from someone, but it is promptly ignored in favour of crap
>Late - Posting at 270-300 point mark will reel back (though this number can go as high as 400), due to people not wanting their posts to be ignored.
>Nothing but shitposts again, more often than not mostly replies to above posts.
This sound right, or am I talking out my arse?
>>59853868
reading a VERY good shotacon hentai lads
not wanking though haha low sex drive y'know
>>59853838
You can still get beaten, mugged, raped, and killed.
>>59853855
nobody's arguing against that lol
i.e. genuinely not an argument
>>59853887
man's always hostile
>>59853881
FONT
>>59853793
Hey... *clears throat* So tired... so tired...
But on the other hand, I had a nice dinner, nice. Look, all gone, all gone.
So tomorrow I have to drive to Dublin, Dublin of all places. I hate it, I hate driving on the M50, hate it! And that new muhayuu-motorway on the way up to Dublin... God, it's so long. Hate it!
>>59853948
Terrible tie and too narrow.
>>59853943
Not them but when is that kind of paranoia and insecurity a normie thing?
>>59853868
She must be riddled with STDs with a pic like that on her Tinder.
I've swiped right on some black girls. Some are fine as fuck.
>>59853943
not even close mate
>>59853868
FROM THE US. My fucking favourite lad. Score!
every time I think I've put her off she comes back
lads...
>>59853962
but, on the other hand...get to go to the airport. don't mind that
crazy to think the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it
>>59853920
People who replied to my original post last thread were
>>59853980
>>59853988
>ever having a gf
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>tfw the Liberal Democrat party completely collapses
>the party for centrists is gone
>until one day
>the clouds gather and thunder roars
>atop Big Ben, a pillar of fire is unleashed and William Gladstone appears, resurrected and reborn, given a final task in life
>The Classic Liberal Party of the 19th and early 20th century returns anew
>Labour is crushed
>The Tories vanquished
>We leave the EU and UKIP defects to the Liberals
>Gladstone smiles upon his newly forged Kingdom of Liberal Imperialism as the Trade Companies are reopened and the fleet is built once more, ready to trade across the world yet keep a golden reputation of a new splendid isolationism
>he vanishes in a puff of smoke
>we pray to the statue of Gladstone every Holy Friday
>thank the Gods I voted Liberal
>>59853902
>>Late - Posting at 270-300 point mark will reel back (though this number can go as high as 400), due to people not wanting their posts to be ignored.
Very true. I'm guilty of this.
>>59853948
he was low-energy
>>59854022
where do you think we are paddy
this is basically facebook
how do I get rid of toothache
>>59853962
worst part is the irish people everywhere
can't stand the bloody potato pakis
Amir Khan is a pussyhole
>>59853909
Not really, because I don't live in a shithole.
>>59854030
We all are lad.
can't believe this image was taken by his murderer just before kev was drugged and tortured to death
crazy stuff
Seolmates ww@
Going to buy a coach ticket to Beachy Head on results day
>>59854025
>Lib Dems in recent years
>Centrist
Literally further left wing than labour at many points recently
need a qt gf like the one who is my age and sits beside me at work lads
>>59854054
codeine is the only thing that worked for me
>>59854071
>>59854071
o shame in going out like a fighter lad
>>59854075
Your flag says otherwise.
got a funeral on friday, hope the weather's shit so I can keep my jacket on because I don't have a suit jacket and I have no intention of wearing a tie or ironing my shirt
>>59854120
>reddit flags
>>59854085
impressive post
wonder how to avoid the suicide patrols at Beachy Head
did a win lads x
>>59854071
Fuck off. He did pretty well considering who he was against.
It was never going to end any other way, and as soon as he came around he basically called Canelo a pussy for ducking GGG, which makes him a top lad.
*cums*
>>59854094
Want her to implode my skull with her thighs
>>59854153
wouldn't mind giving her a tour of my bedroom if i'm being honest
>>59854174
what did you win
Reading C.S. Lewis' "The Abolition of Man" for the first time lads.
I can't remember the last time a book made this much of an impression on me.
>>59854171
smile
>>59854122
lazy boy!! :O
>>59854110
>going out like a fighte
He went down like a sack of spuds and he barely marked Canelo.
who is this "grade" the yank speaks of?
me on the side of the road
>>59854175
This
The real pussy is Haye
>>59853548
how the fuck do they get away with it?
>>59854193
imaginary internet points
>>59853318
there is no one single reason not to fuck your own daughter when she is 15+
you will use condom of course, it's not like you want to get her pregnant, that would be fucking sick
*kidnaps you and marries you to the king of the netherlands to secure an alliance*
>>59853902
Given that everyone is saving their proper comments when we get to the 300 mark, surely the beginning of a new thread should see an influx of effort comments.
>>59854230
good job
>>59853962
How the fuck are young to drive to Dublin from Straya in a day.
>>59854025
Would he still invite prostitutes over, and whip himself for thinking about having sex with them. Regardless we need more lumberjack PMs
>>59854194
How does it compare to the Space trilogy? I read them but couldn't get into That Hideous Strength as much as the other two, even Perelandria got boring after the cave part
>>59854188
>swedish social worker stabbed by migrants
>Daily mail article about it can't be accessed from sweden
rashida jones is a 9/10
>>59854207
In what context?
>>59854233
thanks for the input edin
>>59854204
so? he had the guts to get in there with him and he didn't pussy out in fight
he got sparked and easily at that but he's not a pussy, just a shit fighter.
>>59854207
https://www.youtube.com/user/GradeAUnderA
@59854233
An admirable attempt but I see through your ruse.
*sends positive vibrations to your subconscious mind*
>>59854218
lol
trying to get on the rowing machine again lads
did 2x4 minutes with a 1 minute break in between this morning, could've done a lot more though
should I do it everyday or every other
>>59854153
hello back problems
oi lads post your mams chebs! whehey!
>>59854233
>Bosnia
>>59854279
jesus christ
imagine being danish
>>59854290
>https://www.youtube.com/user/GradeAUnderA
oh fuck i didnt know he was a rasheed either
lads,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD4HCZe-tew
>>59854279
wew lad
did any other countries have this problem?
Tried to play runescape again, got rolled in the wilderness in 5 minutes and lost a bunch of shit, quit the game.
>Have an interview tomorrow but have never had a successful one in my life
>Can't even be bothered to prepare fully anymore knowing I won't get it
I hate NEETdom
havent washed my hair in 6 years
>>59854309
I did rowing yesterday
I wanted to do 5k but the display wasn't working so I just did 30 mins
Black girls are shit in bed, they always want to do the same thing every time.
>>59854223
Haye needs to fight someone noteworthy next or I'm giving up on him.
I said I'd allow him two nobodies for his comeback, but I never expected such utter nobodies.
He's taking the piss now. I felt short changed even though it was a free fight on Dave.
If he fights Briggs next, he's not serious about fighting and clearly just wants the AJ paye daye...
>>59854279
why would the daily mail do that?
>>59854378
you got this image from me
>>59854262
>How does it compare to the Space trilogy?
It's hard to compare because it's non-fiction.
Extremely compelling, I don't know how he does it.
>>59854397
Think it might be a legal thing
Used to date a qt mixed Dominican/Irish girl that would lick my bum and tug me off all the time.
Miss that one a bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMTAUr3Nm6I
>this fat bird trying to fit in(!) with all the hot ones
>acting like she has turn down lads all the time
blimey lads, have a look at this
bellowing with laughter, so i am
>>59853548
fuck the kikes tbf
going to become a rapper and my USP will be insulting other rappers and rapping about having sex with slags and committing crimes
When will Jews get over the holocaust lads?
>>59854329
we aren't Niggers, we are at least 5 times whiter than you. Blue eyes/hair in 70% of population
>>59854351
look it up
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/62415473/
>>59854411
Maybe
>>59854464
more like meghan needs a trainer
I would rather live in Bosnia than Britain
>>59854233
Kosovo pls
B - 3
>>59854483
when the survivors and their children die out
>>59854483
It'll probably be a while yet.
home is where my heart is x
>>59854526
then move
Could someone give me a link to that picture of a woman taken by her killer under that bridge thing? I want to photoshop Kev onto it.
>>59854288
He had no business moving up to middleweight, he could barely hack it at welterweight. Stupid fight, was never going to beat Canelo.
*walks towards you*
>>59854490
if you have blue hair then you're a fucking alien and not white
>>59854490
Maybe in Herzegovina, but not Bosnia.
>>59854490
>blue hair
>>59854526
>>59854585
*pops a cap in your bum*
>>59854526
really?
>Kev
Drop this fucking shit, stale, overused gimmick already
It was funny the first time when the image leaked from /eire/ and we all bantered off Lisicki, but its literally 24/7 now, its boring as fuck
Think of something else you dry cunts
Just snapped up this cracking deal in London lads. Buy-to-let ofc.
so when google makes your searches public, how fucked will you be?
Black women are the rightful property of white men
>>59854643
normans aroooo
>>59854643
rasheed
>>59854643
good purchase jacek
>>59853401
this has happened to me irl and i sperg'd the fuck out
jej
anyways
fucking normie couple in the library, girl briefly sitting on his lap, like fuck off?
>>59854643
>that
>£210,000
genuinely fucking depressing
bosnia when
>>59854490
No you aren't you brown eyed black haired Muslim twat
Swarthy cunts
>>59854639
Tbh Kev has pretty much died out, it's mainly Yanks that post it.
>>59854672
wow racist and sexist much
>>59854413
Might look into it then after I'm finished reading the Brian Blessed autobiography
>>59854483
Not likely
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/aug/21/study-of-holocaust-survivors-finds-trauma-passed-on-to-childrens-genes
>>59854643
Is that North or South?
>>59854672
come home white man
me on the right
>>59854756
me in the middle
lanky twat x
OH FOR FUCK SAKE SHE KISSED HIM NOW HOLY SHIT
I WANT TO GO OVER THERE AND SMASH HER FACE IN
also she's white and he's italian/arab
>>59854800
take pics lad
expose the normans
>>59854737
>https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/aug/21/study-of-holocaust-survivors-finds-trauma-passed-on-to-childrens-genes
IS THIS FUCKING REAL?
Fuck sake lads, the convo died. Can't be fucked picking it back up.
>been snapchatting/texting this girl
she's sent me two very cute selfies
>>59854800
smash her for a
good two hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_wdKxvOQbM
wow...
>>59854737
>all those deleted comments
>>59854846
Epigenetics is weird.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10292941
Official/Featured strawpoll
15,000 votes so far
some mug is hacking the trump one
>>59854829
doxable info 2bh
>>59854880
fuck off
>>59853760
>this lost out to some SJW bollocks
It's been a good run but think it's for the best if we make this the last /brit/ thread
>>59854891
yes thank you for that, we've all already seen it
>>59854899
law at liverpool?
>>59854913
What do you mean?
Dues Vult?
which one of you was this >>>/gif/8570807
>>59854891
find it encouraging that the dems are winning
>>59854983
theres a russian orthodox church near me
might pop in
business idea: we all use trips to stronger the /brit/ general and bring solidarity to this general
liverpool mentioned
>>59854983
YOSH!!
>>59855032
back minion!
HUEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
aaron, law at liverpool uni
>>59855063
>>59855065
like bloody buses
>>59855063
i fingered her
liverpool mentioned again
>>59855065
>>59855093
>>59855101
Racist
Going to bed good ni
>>59853341
POP POP
KEU RE YONG CHICKEN
Some absolute black gimpoid in the gf's sixth form class is interested in her I reckon, just taken a look at his social media and its full of twatty memes as well. Hope I see him one day so I can knock the cunt down a peg or two.
>>59854983
based russia
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-36345029
wake up in birmingham LOL
>>>/int/
go find another thread, please
>>59855141
don't talk to any strangers x
>>59854983
hmm
http://www.digitaljournal.com/news/world/russian-orthodox-church-backs-holy-war-against-isis/article/445605
> However, the statements from the church has sparked a wave of angry Arab responses and statements on social networking sites with some of them declaring a Jihad against Russia.
>>59855116
haha
>tfw no rebellious paki gf
haha
>>59855179
wake up last night laughing and got angry because I thought it was someone else laughing
can't remember what was funny now
Would drag my dick through a mile of glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
Wish you could use google street view on Bradgate Park so I could relive the walk my ex gf and I used to take
got called a white male today
The great debate
>>59855214
no c-come back ;_;
>>59855244
*broken glass
>>59855214
fit
alri aaron
Kush from Afghanistan
need a slash but i don't want to get up
ahhhhhhhhhh shite it i'll have to get up
>>59855270
don't really get this meme desu
>>59855279
she went to my 6th form lad, she's a right little midget to be fair. Cute face tho
