edition
ah yes ukip very good
yanks out
>Ah yes but we receive lots of money from the EU if we leave we'll be £X worse off
Lol the money the EU give us is money we've fucking given them
ah yes, very close to home haha
>yank thread
Rate the dinner lads X
>>59856433
charge your phone
hi can someone mail me a tesco sausage roll please don't forget ketchup thanks
>>59856384
Membership fees are absolutely tiny compared to losing out on a few percent of growth
The leave campaign needs to start making economic arguments to do with free trade outside the eu not membership fees
>>59856433
bit weird but take out the gherkins and I'd eat
Horrific Betrayal of 1400 Girls
*mouthbreathes*
>>59856363
>>59856363
N O T O
YANK
THRAD
>ywn wake up in your £2m central, all white decor London townhouse in 2002 next to your wife who's an artist, say hello to the maid and the nanny who's just making breakfast for the baby, switch on the radio and listen to Ricky Gervais XFM show whilst you have a cheeky snout and espresso in your garden then meet the lads down in shore ditch for some exotic street food and a few pints
Very obscure feel but I'm feeling it nonetheless
>>59856479
here lad make your own. this is a top recipe.
>>59856339
Fucking hell lad. Where do you live that everyone's such a complete and utter skank? All the girls I know, including the one I'm talking about, is prudish as fuck.
>>59856443
these idiots don't realize Trump's campaign is a living meme that will make him president
>>59856479
used to get an italian spicy sausage from tesco's cooked counter
>>59856538
>garam masala
Rasheed
>>59856500
>mfw I live in Rotherham
>>59856572
haha well spotted mate!
>>59856512
fuck off buddy
The gf wants one of those horrid Mercedes GLA 4x4 things. Honestly wondering what I've gotten myself into. Literally the car for women who cheat on their husbands desu
Real thread
>>59856363
>>59856363
just spat in a tube for my Ancestry.com DNA kit
hope to fuck i'm not a paki
>>59856541
you wouldn't believe the type of things girls tell each other :^)
how do paki willies compare to orientals and africans?
Update on the normies in the library
she's unironically resting her head on his dick.
gonna stay tho to make it awkward.
>>59856538
>I've always loved sausage rolls but it's hard to get good ones
Is it? Is it really that hard?
where can I find a 5/10 gf with no ambitions in life who is fun to be around and will always be loyal to me
i've tried londis
>>59856619
What if you're Irish? :O
>>59856363
post in here if you're not a race traitor
>>59856621
I don't even know what this post is supposed to infer. It doesn't answer my question at all.
>>59856636
a nursery
>>59856665
Put a sock in it sheepwog
>I don't even know what this post is supposed to infer. It doesn't answer my question at all.
>>59856619
I'm genuinely interested to know my ancestry but the bastards are taking the piss with £20 shipping.
It doesn't cost that to receive something from the fucking US.
>>59856298
Brits can't even get independence from their virginity.
Brits btfo
>>>/adv/17178338
>like a song
>look up the artist's other songs
>don't like them at all
alright then haha
>>59856674
good post this
did a chuckle
What's up with Football Ramble lads?
Do I have to pay for it now?
die Canadian bullies
>>59856636
the checkouts of a supermarket
Mother may I?
Probably not going to work again tomorrow
>>59856743
Btfo by the Canadian cripplers
Where my leafboys at?
>>59856672
>using infer to mean imply
foy
>>59856735
to be fair, it's ships from ireland, you send it back to ireland, they send it to america and you get your results then, so 20 beans isn't bad for 3 shippings as it were.
i also ordered it sunday night and it got here today
>>59856674
>5/10
wrong
>>59856795
>"Where my leafboys at?"
why do leafs always make the cringiest posts?
>>59856743
you'll have to summarise the thread because I'm not reading all that shite
hate that one cunt
>no qt bow legged yank gf
ohd ear
>>59856816
Ah, didn't know this. That is definitely more reasonable than if it were just being shipped within the UK.
>>59856850
lad chundered on his carpet after drinking 8 pints of stella
>>59856871
what's her hourly rate ?
>go into room where my parents are talking
>grab a hot water bottle, having a stomach ache
>decide to listen at the door
never again lads. i hate hearing what they think about me. ever since i was diagnosed with aspergers it was all downhill
>>59856802
what???
how should i get my hair cut if i want it like this?
>>59856839
You're jealous of our repertoire
>>59856850
Britcuck puked from drinking and a Canadian leafboy btfo out of him
>>59856619
Is it really worth £80 just to find out you're 88% British
>>59856871
>tattoos
>>59856893
fuck off
lads
>>59856868
where's my merch
>>59856856
>I'm not saying your mum will definitely die if we don't leave the eu but are you willing to take the risk?
https://youtu.be/LtlGN8wVnis
Ughh fuck just had a Bolognese burp whilst drinking my tea and it tastes like shit now. wtf?
Why do pakis want to stay in the EU?
>>59856918
show to barber or whatethe picture
being a young person is shit in this country
boomer cunts had to ruin everything with mass immigration, balls to the walls house prices and obscene pension spending
>>59856918
get shorter sides you pussyhole
>>59856936
I'd rather not.
>>59856937
inb4 you're using Zyzz pics or something
>>59856937
no one cares bieber
can't stop washing my hands désú
>>59856928
i'm 25% british at the most (approx) so i think it would be interesting.
i'm also incredibly swarthy so it's interesting to find out if i wuz a king
>>59856918
Ummm how about... You get it cut like that? :)
Fucking weapon
>>59857000
literally me
>>59856965
Pakis want to leave the eu desu
>>59856986
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCKING KILLED ME LITERALLY I'M DEAD I CAN'T BREATH FUCK YOU
>It's totally fucking Mexico
just finished an entire 200g bag of Henry Goode's strawberry liquorice
might make tuna pasta
>>59856937
pathetic specimen
just farted
6/10 sound
5/10 for smell
I'll try harder
>>59857037
>>59857034
fuck off
>>59856989
revising with nasheeds playing
thoughts?
>>59856962
Well good mornin
bit cold out
british weather
sun is out though
hopefully it'll warm up a bit
just on my way home now from the pub
sixth time this week
yep
in oxford service station now
go see can i find my daughter
alright
dunno what the rest of the day'll do
just see where she is
talk to you again
bye
>>59856937
nice filename paki
>>59856947
if you are actually serious about it send post your im or something and ill see what i can do
if you are just trying to annoy me like that trite post fucking machines poster then fuck you
@190cm
I still think Haye could give AJ some problems. It would be a decent enough fight, but I just don't feel he's earning it at the moment.
>>59857037
She was PM for over 10 years and could have taken us out if she really wanted
>>59856927
that's a strange board
>tfw no turbomilf mum
The twunt can't even haggle over a used car and he tells us he got us a good EU deal.
Why does time go quicker when I have an assignment with a deadline looming, I'm literally positive that time is moving faster.
waiting in anticipation for the new die antwoord video
already had a wank over the teaser
yolandi has a cracking arse
>>59857019
But then why do they always say they want to remain when polled?
revising with nasheeds playing
thoughts
there's a girl at work who used to go out of her way to say hello and smile, she'd always come over and talk to me at work. I asked her out one time and went for sushi and drinks, after a few drinks she whips out some cocaine and starts snorting it in front of me and then tells me she's gay.
Interesting evening.
Any chance anyone can give Poleaboo some real advice now that it seems getting a job is really quite impossible for him?
>>59857112
I reckon both Joshua and (prime) Haye beat Fury
gap
>>59857117
that was before maastricht
after that Maggie wanted us to leave the EU and join NAFTA
*dog noise*
>>59857081
PREACH
>>59857098
Probably on a counter terrorism list
>>59857130
Can't really win, if he paid a low price he'd be accused of using his power to rip off a hard working small business
>>59856918
Sit there the whole time with that expression as well, you'll probably get it for free it'll make them so uncomfortable.
>>59857126
I unironically think that set of pictures is the hottest to ever exist on the internet
>>59857112
At the minute I think Haye would win. The Martin fight effectively proved nothing, and Haye is good enough not to walk onto a big shot.
>>59857117
She saw the direction it was headed in and was removed by traitors in her own party when she spoke out.
>>59857142
She's a rotter mate
Absolute goblin
>>59857182
is there something you need to tell us about your mother
>>59857167
it's called a bark you mong
What should my tripfag gimmick be?
>>59857130
>PM
>buy your wife a used bag of shit
>drive around in 200k Jag
Doesn't add up.
Reminder that 'Poleaboo' is a fictional character and you should not reply to him.
>>59857104
>in oxford service station now
>go see can i find my daughter
>alright
>dunno what the rest of the day'll do
>just see where she is
hahaha
>>59857165
Thatcher knew exactly what she was getting. She was full of shit when she claimed she wanted out, just like Dave was when he said he'd campaign for out if he didn't get a good deal.
>> 59857112
AJ has the technical ability of a European level fighter at best, so yeah David Haye will give him a job.
None will be able to touch Fury though, albeit he has a weak chin as shown by Cunnigham and that Canadian. Fury is a far superior fighter since then.
ignore her
>>59857037
lol
*bong noise*
>>59857154
unironically do this too
favourite nasheed is the one that is played at 14:40 minutes in the "the resolve of the brave" film
also like the 2 that are played in the battle clips in the recent film from al-fallujah, and the one from the al-janus film.
>>59857222
We're all in it together lad
>>59857125
Yes it is. It's a mix of underage and really fucking old people.
What was the most fucked-up shite you lads ever had a wank to?
>>59857158
why not become a twitter feminist and have lefties and cucks hanging off your every word when they realise you're a paki muslim transgender who cuts ximxelf?
>>59857158
thought the JC is supposed to help you lad
what happened to the recruitment agency?
>>59857247
Why would Thatcher lie when she was out of power? What could she gain from that?
>>59857205
I don't want to bang my mom. I want to watch someone bang their mom.
>>59857158
>I reckon both Joshua and (prime) Haye beat Fury
And you'd be wrong for now. Fury is still a ridiculously underrated boxer, his style is hugely awkward to fight against.
>>59857285
inflation
>>59857142
the teaser is only 15 seconds lol
Wonder how many times this picture has been posted on 4chan
>>59857301
so much this, his fighting style is the epitome of gypsy.
couldn't be more difficult if you tried.
>>59857182
https://fromplaygroundstopolitics.com/2014/02/13/stephanie-seymour-and-sons-pose-in-provocative-magazine-spread-sparks-controversy/
>>59857285
Some fake incest shit, but desu I don't have any interest in that sort of thing at, i don't even have a sister, was just a right engrossing story 2bh
>>59857253
Genuinely cried that day.
I can only say I was lucky enough to have met her IRL.
>>59857285
castration
the lass doin the cutting was a qt
listening to music in foreign, can't understand a word but it sounds great
>be a young, tubby lad, years ago
>hanging out with the mates after school
>we go on a hike
>i bring my saxophone to play some music for the hike
>one of my mates throws it down a cliff
>>59857310
not at .25 speed
>>59857325
Reminder that there are people on 4chan who think stickers are legally binding
>>59857111
yea didnt thought so
>>59857285
Catalog for dance clothes
>>59857126
>>59857182
>>59857344
link to all the pictures please, might do a wank over it x
toast wanker loves his fucking toast
>>59857361
fucking hell
>>59857186
It'd be close.
I think AJ is mostly a hype job, but he's such an incredibly hard hitter once he gets going.
Obviously the belt he holds is an absolute fucking joke, but he's still talented.
Fury beats AJ at the moment though, imo.
Haye and AJ.. Not sure. I wanted to be able to make a call by now, but Haye is fighting cans like a cunt.
He certainly seems to still have his skill and power, but without any fights going past the first round it's hard to say.
His shoulder is held together with pins, after all.
Gentle reminder that MMA > Boxing
>>59857290
JC doesn't help
I got an interview with a warehouse but they told me to fuck off when I revealed I had a criminal record
The recruitment agency hasn't called me back and I'm only with them for the sake of trying to get a job at one particular place
>>59857361
FOY
just realised that people used to be able to smoke in clubs.
wouldn't it unbearably smokey?
fucking muslims
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463286227966.webm
>>59857349
>being born before 2013
fuck off grandad lol
>>59857363
VERY good lad
>>59857285
Statues or zombies.
>>59857182
me too
starting to realize that the Jews are the real enemy
>>59857367
>>59857111
what exactly are you gonna do
do you know them?
>>59857419
woo
>>59857406
how do you have a criminal record when the trial hasn't happened yet?
>>59857126
>>59857182
>>59857344
>>59857386
>>59857434
please seek professional mental help.
all of you.
>>59857415
Nah. They smell worse now.
>>59857411
I seriously don't get why you decided to act so aggressively.
>>59857458
yoo
>>59857402
>His shoulder is held together with pins, after all.
don't believe this
Haye was waiting for the day for Klinch-ko to get beat or retire.
>>59857301
Fury is going to beat Klitscho again, and I can't fucking wait. In front of a home crowd too, it's going to be amazing.
Can't wait for his sing song.
Fury is the best thing to happen to the heavyweight division in a really really long time, even if he is a right fucking pikey.
>>59857405
Poleaboo likes both but MMA guys are jokes, they're jacks of all trades, they excel at nothing
The fights are also silly
Werdum just lost the world heavyweight title by being a moron who though he was in a training session
Have you guys ever seen a dead body irl that wasn't a family member or friend that was expected to die?
>>59857504
hoo
>>59857386
Just do a reverse image search on the first pic I posted and they'll all appear
>>59857518
um you know girls dont like MMA right???
Is fucking a male ass but not being fucked gay?
>>59857415
They still do in Europe despite the ban, it's really not that bad
It's great if you smoke too
>>59857437
enjoy that /pol/ ridden hatred you'll feel for a good year.
I drove off a stunning girl of whom was tall, blonde, green eyed, slim and pretty faced because of /pol/
the quicker you find enlightenment through Marx or whatever appeals to you, the better.
>>59857510
You think he faked his surgery? Seems pretty unlikely.
>>59857515
he's redpilled on the kikes though
>>59857552
no mate, not as long as he looks girly and/or wears a skirt
>>59857481
Fuck off you queer cunt
>>59857552
is it a feminine willy
The horror
>>59857478
This is my second arrest
>First arrest was 31st March 2015
>Plead guilt 28th August 2015
>Second arrest was 16th September 2015
>Been on bail since then, trial will take place 16th September 2016 at the latest
>>59857402
I'm not so sure he'd be so vulnerable to AJ's power. Whyte ate big shots for 7 rounds and was simply gassed. Although that said, I'm not sure Hye vs AJ will happen. Haye will duck anything that doesn't give him a huge retirement fund, and I'm not sure if Hearn will risk AJ getting exposed at this point
This is U
>>59857529
I've seen my dad's corpse but it was semi-expected
>>59856619
Why would you choose Ancestry.com over 23andme
>the quicker you find enlightenment through Marx or whatever appeals to you, the better.
>>59857515
Fury is just as boring as Klitschko in the ring
Should change his name
>sing song
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>59857454
uh you don't need to know a band personally to buy their merch
whatever i heavily heavily doubt youd trust me enough to send me money so i can buy it anyway
>>59857437
starting to confirm that you are a paki
confirmed.
>>59857588
Literally want to kick people like this in the head until they die.
Fucking leeching bastards.
I'm surrounded by them where I live. Even have a couple in my family.
>>59857542
I like Ronda Rousey, Misha Tate, Holly Holm and all the other girls!
but not that Polish whore
>>59857649
I want it SIGNED ffs
>>59857586
More a bear type. But putting my dick in his asshole is still not gay, right? More like asserting dominance.
>>59857613
Why is 23am better?
>>59857607
richmond mentioned
>>59857613
splits ireland and britain, which is where i reckon 99% of me comes from.
also cheaper.
>>59857405
>Fury is just as boring as Klitschko in the ring
No he isn't. He's just not a knock out artist.
That doesn't make him a boring fighter.
That Malala is a fucking terrorist who needs to be deported back to Pakistan.
>>59857577
>be David Haye
>be in a fight with Fury
>unironically push it back once because of cut to eye
>date comes near
>hahaha yeah im retiring now LOL muhh shoulder
>literally because too scared to fight Fury
>day IBF title gets relinquished from Fury and Klitschko is beaten
>hahah yeah I'm back guaize my career ending injury has healed now xD
there's is literally no proof of a shoulder injury except for Haye's say so
>>59857415
>wouldn't it unbearably smokey?
Nah, they actually had to ventilate them better in the smoking days
shitposting from my phone while I'm on the poo
>>59857253
The sun pathetically trying to gain scouse points
Makes me sick.
>>59857570
yea but you're a huge knob desu
I've read Marx and Engels and im not convinced, they just take medieval christian ideas and repackage them as some godless new age technocracy.
not to mention Marx's attitudes toward the "proles" is reminiscent of the Talmud's attitude towards gentiles. its a slaves mentality and it seems the Jewish people are most intent to makes themselves masters with it.
>>59857679
what the fuck are you on about?
JUST WOKE UP LA
FEELING REFRESHED ON THIS NICE MORNING
why do africans and people of african descent dominate all sports?
>>59857419
good ́͏̨p̛o̷̧̱̹͎̮͙͍̱̤͇̱̤̠̘ͦ͋͐ͧͨ͌̽͌̉́̆͛͛ͨͩ̏ͤ̚͢͟şͬ͛̽ͮͧ͐̎͛ͨ̓ͤ͆̅̂̂̋̚̚͏̧͇̻̫̪̥̼͕͍̱͈̟t̸̷̠͔̹̺̦̘̭̜̘͙̬͎̟͌́̀ͬ̀͑ͮ͝3̯͙̝̽̏ͬ̒ͭͮ̓ͫ̅̄̓̃ͯ̔͆͗͒̚͜͜͠͝4̵̨͔̭̤̦̥͚̦̜͔͈͔̠̝͚ͤ̉ͤ̂̈́̃ͩͤ̏ͨ͒͊ͦͮͨͨ́͟f̧̮͚͖̻̝̠̖̥̜̒͐͑́̌ͭͣ̎̑̓̊ͧ͡d̷̙̜̘͕̳̑̓͆̂ͪ̒ͦ̃͑͗͗͟͟͠s̡̠̘̱͊̉̽̂̏͛ͥ̒̈͋̒̽̄̃͌ͩͧ͞͝f͔͍̼ͧ̄̓͊̎̽͂ͨ̎͆͂̔ͤ̊ͩͩ̀͝d̸̢̟̘̝ͪ̐̆̊ͤͩ͒͌̽̐̈ͧ̾͑ͥ͗ͯ̚ş͕̱̻͎͙̺̱̞̼͚͛̋͒ͤͩͩͬ͐ͧ̌̐̒ͧ̀̕4̨̲̲͚̖̼̯̗̳̩̼͙̦̹͇̻ͦ̀͗́͗̿͌ͩ͗̋͘͠ͅj̴̶̼̩͓͇̟̟͈̱͙̥̟͍͇̇̾̄̄ͯͬͦ̂͢͡f̶̶͉̹̺̫̮̗̲̋ͥ͊̾̂̓̅̾̔̄̆́s̛̛͚̣͎̲͔̳ͦ̐̿̈́͋́̕ͅ
>>59857710
how? lol
that headline 100% accurate
>>59857706
ah yeh of course. guess they dumped that expensive shit when the ban came into effect. now we get to inhale hot damp body odour instead. lovely.
>>59857754
he comes!!!
(oldfag meme)
>>59857349
hahaha you gay cunt
I want poleaboo's femine penis to fuck you in the ass
>I've read Marx and Engels and im not convinced, they just take medieval christian ideas and repackage them as some godless new age technocracy.
>Genuinely cried that day.
>I can only say I was lucky enough to have met her IRL.
>>59857714
Ignore him
He's only a Marxist because he had to do a politics module on his sports science course
He used to ask the lads in /brit/ what Marxism was all about when he first discovered it
He doesn't actually know anything Marx said, just that "it's the future!"
Stupid sheepwog
>>59857751
well all sports where running and flexability is important like basketball and running
white people do well where upper body strength is more important like swimming and weightlifting
baseball/football seem to be the meeting ground where white and black people both excel
why is literally every building brown in huddersfield? at least that's what it seems like when I go past it on the train from york
>>59857679
He uses his size, he uses he jab
That's why people hated Lennox, they expected a big man like him to be a destroyer
Poleaboo believes Fury isn't even worthy to lick the scum of Lewis's boots though
>>59857703
Err...
And he walked around for ages in a sling/contraption to stabilize his arm.
black people are literally animals
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464126906502.webm
>>59857826
this 100%
except he's actually only baiting and doesn't believe what he says.
>Stupid sheepwog
reading a bit of shakespeare
nah not really i'm on fifa
How many days in a row do you wear your clothes?
2-3 here.
Doesn't count if you don't leave the house.
>>59857529
did human dissection in uni so I've sliced and diced a lot of corpses 2bh
>When you see a white woman with a black man
>>59857848
trains probably pass through industrial areas more than anywhere else. even if the wider area is residential, the parts in immediate vicinity to the tracks will be horrendous
I'm always happy when I see New Zealanders not posting. They are such immature little shits
>>59857881
every day, I have to otherwise I'll end up in a spiral of depression
>>59857889
Wew
Medicine course I'm guessing
Was it cool?
>>59857797
I'm hoping to get to the point when my "penis" becomes completely useless
>>59857714
>they just take medieval christian ideas and repackage them as some godless new age technocracy.
1. medieval christian ideals would consist of feudalism and obv marxism isn't this.
2. what was talmud's attitude towards gentiles?
3. the jews would be killed as they're bourg cunts
>>59857871
Aw, don't do that..
:(
>>59857881
haven't done a wash in like 2 months
helps that i only wear clothes like 1 day a week
>>59857881
literally can't wear the same clothes 2 days in a row
have to shower in the morning and then put on fresh clothes or I feel dirty and itch
>>59857751
its the only thing they got going for them
everyone else as a kid is off going to camp while they are outside shooting hoops