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cara edition
araca
maisie
hows gf2016 going?
id let cara take a shit IN my mouth if you catch my drift
i swear i've seen this exact same thread before
better thread this
ugly dog
fucks sake why make threads if you dont know how
spastics
>>59860953
probably is the same guy as this morning
honestly not sure about this brexit thing lads
on one hand you get sovereignty and stop being cucked by the eu and its shit politicians
on the other hand you start getting cucked by your shit politicians who don't seem any better
on the fence if i'm being honest
also dual threads is not optimal
ah yes
alt right journalism is literally just clickbait, e-celeb drama and youtube comment tier shitflinging and it should be banned from 4chan.
>>59860953
>>59860991
OMG HE PUT /BRIT/ IN THE WRONG BOX
How fucking sad are you that something like that matters so much to you.
The Neanderthal need not reply because we all know how sad that cunt is.
HOWS GF2016 GOING?
>>59861101
because then people can't find it in the catalog you fucking newfag
>>59861101
It means it won't turn up in the search, dick head
>>59861080
well yeah, there's clickbait on both sides.
the fact that /pol/ worships breitbart is absolutely disgusting
force me to listen to jap girls talking i'd spill every state secret i knew
Reminder
>>59861139
as good as gf2015 eh
Posted in the other thread but that ones dead now it seems.
Beginning to think I should go back to my doctor
My dog was the runt of its litter if im honest desu
daily reminder that the world is going to shit and we are powerless against the tidal waves of negative change
>>59861149
>actually calls people a newfag
can't stop binge eating
Anyone got that picture of that skinhead girl at a march??
>>59861198
asking again bc u ignored me desu, link to this site?
>>59861101
do you want to talk about it
>>59861210
is this how our ancestors felt i wonder
>>59861212
>actually is one
I promised myself I wouldn't buy this game because of what they did to Tracer's arse, but I ended up buying it anyway, haha.
>>59861224
*Checks flag*
No surprise fatty
Stefan Molyneux's hatred of single mothers, the nanny state and obsession with DEFOOing (separating yourself from your family of origin) stems from his mummy issues. His parents divorced when he was young. And his mum was abusive towards him. She threw him against a metal door when he was a child. He moved out when he was 15 years old.
Stefan went on to study at University in Toronto during a time where tuition was heavily subsidised by the Ontario government. He then moved back home to live with his mum even though she was an abusive bitch because he was financially desperate. His mum gave him a daily allowance of only one dollar. After going back to university to escape his mother and completing his heavily subsidised masters. His estranged older brother got him a job at his IT firm and got him involved in a pump-n-dump scheme during the time of the 90's IT boom.
Molyneux is a classic example of what happens when you are raised in an abusive family. It's not the fault of single mums, his mum just happened to be an abusive cunt. It's a tragedy that no one reported Stefan's mum to children's aid and got him put in foster care.
>>59861285
bought it when i wasnt a neet yet, doing a regret now as i could've spend that money on better things
>>59861273
probably, but with all those wars it probably only seemed that the world was becoming worst
now the world is becoming peaceful in an incredibly vicious, all controlling and oppressive way
thoughtpolice soon
I definetly don't think they'd employ me wth littlemizz.trouble
>>59861282
I've been on and off 4chan since 2006.
Only supreme autists and actual newfags call people newfags anymore.
>>59861265
Sorry lad here u are http://psychologytoday.tests.psychtests.com/take_test.php?idRegTest=3885
>>59861340
I stopped seeing that word when i migrated from /b/
>>59861304
IT'S NOT FUNNY
o shi
Not sure about this BREXIT shit lads
On the one hand we get cucked by the EU
On the other hand we get arsefucked by Davey C and his mates like a dead pig
Seems like a lose/lose situation
>ears feeling blocked up
>figure it's wax build up
>buy some ear drops
>put them in
>wait 5 minutes
>wipe away excess
>even worse than before
>have lost about 40% of my hearing
welp
>>59861359
thx
>>59861263
PLEASE RESPND
>>59860881
I'm closer than I've ever been in my life.
Chatting with some girl on whatsapp, and got a date set up for Friday..
So yeah, pretty damn good.
>>59861366
Yeah. /b/ is /b/. It should be contained and not allowed to spill over into the rest of the internet and that is why you have to be a massive faggot to call people newfags outside of it.
>>59861307
i used to spam him everyday on /pol/, then i got bored of it now it seems like there's always a stefan thread every time i go there
>>59861384
reminder that upon leaving the EU you will lose the sense of sight and at least one leg
>>59861384
*Shouts*
THINK YOU SHOULD GO DOCTORS MATE
exam in 8 hours
hmmm
ah yes
>>59861446
>does anyone smell cheese, lads?
>>59861384
this is what happens when you masturbate too much
>>59861469
what i s it about
>>59861469
go to bed
>>59861484
Media Studies
>>59861476
holy shit, thank you. I was looking for this Molyneux webm
>>59861484
theoretical physics
it's an awful module and the lecturer is a deluded moron
>>59861489
make me
>>59861505
Please say you aren't spending £9k a year to study it at uni...
>>59861505
kek
>>59861512
batter him in theory then after the exam
Good song x
>>59861526
autism
>>59861526
why? I am, but why is that an issue to you?
Why are you still awake?
I'm normally in bed by now but I'm on nights tomorrow so I like to go to bed later and wake up later so that I'm not tired as fuck like I would be if I got up at, say, 9am and stayed awake for almost 24 hours.
>>59861589
I get by on very little sleep
>>59861589
umm cuz I fukin want to be awake???????
>>59861571
very sneaky lad
like being a part of the reddit flag club ngl
>>59861561
stellar taste lad
>>59861589
Poleaboo is always awake
>>59861512
what degree are you getting
>>59861589
I haven't gone to bed before 2 in months
>>59861629
physics
>>59861589
i am awake because i am no slave to my base nature
what would want me to slumber and toss around
tortured by the unseen possibilities lurking in folds of my mind
there's a storm brewing, maybe, of blood and it is seething
it is seething
"don't leeeave the EU"
>>59861629
Media studies and theoretical physics
>Speaking during a recording of Mastertapes for BBC Radio 4, McCartney referred to West as a "monster" and "a crazy guy who comes up with great stuff so he inspires me".
>>59861639
That was me when I was a NEET. I used to go to bed at lie 4-5 am every night (morning) but since I've started working my sleep pattern has become more normal.
>>59861629
feminist studies
ahh yes steam is down again
why do we even pay our licence fees
>>59861665
what the fedora are you blabbering about
>>59861671
He's gone loopy in his old age
Shame really, Ringo still rocks out at least
>been trying to find a certain sweater for months
>finally find one, brand new, my size
>ask to buy it
>his name is Chad
>>59861613
keep it down or you'll blow the lid off the whole operation
>>59861629
technical willy management
>>59861703
What kind of sweater has a name?
>>59861695
arent they down every week this time more or less for maintenance or whatever feel like it used to be earlier in the evening though
>>59861670
ty i laughed
Going to find the person mainly responsible for Captcha and tie him to a chair and then have him look at pictures of buildings and tell me whether it's a store front or not. Then when he gets one wrong smash his kneecaps with a sledgehammer
>>59861307
Tbh he is actually a complete weirdo cult leader, I don't agree with his meme an-cap philosophy or half the shit he does but his vids on the migrant crisis and the ones about race and IQ are pretty redpilled.
>>59861614
Thanks lad. Trying to find the LP of Baby Pop and I'm having an absolute Weston
Where can I sell my Steam account?
It has £3000 worth of games.
>>59861703
>Sweater
FOY
>>59861780
let me guess. Pullover?
>>59861733
Lol you silly bugger I obviously meant the person selling it ;) x
Ta for the chuckle though, haha bless your heart x
>>59861743
Yes every tuesday
>>59861762
kek steam says my account is worth £800 and my newest game is like 3 years old don't trust that shit
>>59861792
What? It's called a jumper you spastic.
>>59861780
>>59861792
They're called jumpers in England, slip of the old fingers calling it a sweater, sorry x
I think something's wrong with me lads
I'm a Brit through and through but I'm physically repulsed by tea
>>59861818
this is why your own people are switching over to Yank english instead of that posh garbage
>>59861818
>not on your legs
>doesn't help you jump in any way
>doesn't even look like it could be related to the act of jumping
>called a jumper
ah yes
rewatched kajaki again and the end credits song is well good
makes me feel ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFv9Lm5dAds
>I'm a Brit through and through but I'm physically repulsed by tea
>>59861793
Gotcha ;)
Ahaha
>>59861814
I don't know where you got that number from but I have 280 games in my library, a lot of them are new titles, so it's pretty accurate.
>tfw lived in america when i was a kid because dads job changed over there
>was about a year off getting a green card (right to permanent residency in yankland)
>parents got divorced
>had to go back to UK
>would essentially have dual brit/yank citizenship right now if my parents werent complete retards
>would be in america shooting a load of guns on my massive plot of land
it hurts every day lads
Ah
Yes
>>59861863
My family has roots in Ireland and Hampshire you spastic
I bet that Rasheed drinks tea
>live in Rotherham
>mfw a paki gets on public transport
Just woke up
For fucks sake
>>59861863
literally all rasheeds drink some form of tea
ugh
friend just invited me round to partake in degenerate activities and i haven't even got out of bed/showered/eaten yet
>>59861897
he's drinking tea in Paradise, akhi
>>59861919
FONT
>>59861902
would probably go batter a paki if i lived in rotherham
>>59861905
i woke up two hours ago
feels pretty weird laddle
>>59861919
just go à la french
>>59861902
get a cork to protect your tender bp
Seriously of the belief that white French women are a better breed than white English women.
>>59861923
upon entering paradise he gets 72 teabags
TARS
activate sleep
>>59861957
well, the average french woman is less fat and doesn't dress like a gay emo dad
dunno what to say really
have to start dealing with real life sooner or later
remembering primary school and tearing up again lads
those were the best days of my life, such good mates, such cosy memories of the school
my childhood was so unique and cosy
>>59861939
People do.
>>59861953
Any paki tries anything with me I'll break his fucking hands.
I just don't like it when they get on the bus because they might have a fucking bomb.
>>59861902
I'm from Sheffield and I've been to Rotherham a couple of times. There aren't really that many pakis there are there? Ever since that rape shit people seem to assume Rotherham is Bradford tier but it's not is it?
it's mad cause all i see is bootcuts
>>59861947
>à la french
que
>>59862012
Don't know why you're asking here mate, most people in /brit/ hate rasheeds and abduls
>mfw my cousin tells me she's ''OCD''
>mfw my cousin tells me she claustrophobic
>>59861988
I hope they're impressed with my broken GCSE French and my Surrey accent
>>59862041
What the fuck does that have to do with what I asked?
>Poleaboo just told his dad about getting rejected from the warehouse job
>He seemed more concerned about it potentially affecting him getting back into uni
At least he'll get off my back for a while
Had three wanks today and feel fucking disgusted with myself 2bh lads.
Porn is toxic
>>59862012
They're highly concentrated in one area in Rotherham so if you go around that are you will see a fucking ton but if you go just several miles in either direction to any of the other towns you will barely see any.
I live in a small town just outside of Rotherham town but it's still classified as Rotherham and there are no pakis here at all, but if I go into town they are everywhere.
>>59862079
did you just link that picture
is it gay to shave your armpits?
>>59862030
i meant unwashed and starving tbf
>>59862050
women are impressionable creatures
as long as you seem dangerous, mysterious/exoticand of a superior status you'll do fine
accent puts you in the exotic category
>>59862079
always find stark zoos odd. environmental enrichment can't be that hard
reducto-non-argumentum
>>59862001
U didnt respond to my post last night
>>59862082
>my
BUSTED
>Frenchman shows up
>>59862112
if I press Choose File then I have to wait about half an hour for everything to load because my 4chan folder is literally 120GB full of shit
>>59862115
the empirical evidence i possess says yes
>>59862141
fuck off yank
>>59862078
It means you'll get a biased answer, you pathetic cunt
>>59862158
uggh, shoo frog
>>59862108
why won't they just go away reeeeeeeeeeee i'm going back to donny it might be a shithole but at least there's hardly any pakis
>>59861843
Rasheeds and yanks on proxies aren't 'my own people'
>>59861854
You'll find a lot of words like that in English mate.
>>59862182
>be American
>fuck cousin
Last night I saw a 90's Skoda hatchback that wasn't even slightly roadworthy with Slovak number plates pull up to the road, this Rasheed got out and went up to this fat, ugly white girl who was crying, and then he convinced her to get in the car and she looked really reluctant and eventually got in then they drove away.
Hope she isn't dead lol
>>59862122
is that a real term or something you just invented
because i just so happen to do that quite often
>>59862141
>yank shows up
>>59862197
i was fucking with you
actually thought it originated from the military parachutists
>>59862197
>>59862198
>implying your language hasn't become Americanized
>>59862164
You're a retard. People can usually tell how many pakis there are somewhere
HOLD THE DOOR
why are you guys so racist ugh
>>59862188
You're moving from Sheffield to Donny?
I work in Doncaster and go out on the piss there all the time. Saying that though, me and a couple mates are going to Sheffield on the 2nd of next month for a night out.
Always enjoy nights out in Sheffield, except for the fucking beggars.
>>59862223
it just seems like a likely stereotype since we have the reputation of not washing and being pretentious artist types for no reason
but yea it's invented
>>59862219
How did you adjudge it's road worthiness?
>>59862241
People who hate Pakis with all their heart and soul will exaggerate numbers, idiot
>>59862259
Have you ever eaten israeli cous cous?
>>59862259
why do you not post machines any more lad
absolutely vile shites are brewing in my gut right now, can feel them bubbling and boiling ngl
>>59862219
You do realise that Slovaks can be dark skinned and look like pakis but not actualy pakis, right?
I've worked with a bunch of dark skinned and light skinned slovaks and the white skinned ones will tell you the dark skinned ones are gypsies. Doesn't matter what colour their skin is though because they hate pakis just as much as us.
>>59862314
Gypsies are literally North Indian though
They got kicked out of India and travelled to Europe
>>59862240
Who here actually likes you? You're not wanted, fuck off.
>>59862276
By the way it juddered up the street, the exhaust that sounded as if it had numerous holes in it and the fact it was a 20 year old Skoda
>>59862314
Ah fair enough, there's a real problem with Slovaks near me, though, they act like niggers.
>>59862321
>>59862321
>>59862321
>>59862321
new thread
>>59862314
>they hate pakis just as much as us.
>>59862346
can say the same for you
>>59862370
Fuck off
>>59860819
big forehead
sneaky eyes
masculen face
muh meh/10
>tfw you will never re-live primary school
only time of life which I enjoyed
recently visited the area where my old school and house was and it just felt so sad
>>59862397
FUCK OFF ACHMED!
>>59862282
no such thing as israeli cous cous
>>59862283
not him
>>59862430
I hated primary school
Thanks to the little bastards I shared a class with, I had an utterly shit childhood.
>>59862441
Yes there is i saw it on the menu at the rsl the other day. There was also jerusalem artichokes and i had them with my fish and they were basicallly just leaves
Brekky desu
>Presentation in 3 hours and I haven't started
Fook me lads
>>59862433
>FUCK OFF ACHMED!
>>59862478
talk about morning breath
reminder that pakis are just brown english people
what are you lads doing this summer
Who /smoker/ here? Do you ever just sit there ad take a big puff and just think about how toxic and deadly it is but then realise you don't really care
>>59862478
You're supposed to mush the fish up, lad.
>>59862478
made me salivate
good jewb
god my childhood was so fucking comfy wish I could just replay it over and over and over
>>59862509
Used to smoke but I literally thought about the exact thing you posted everytime I sparked up, so I quit and started eating healthier and working out.
Feel fucking amazing for it.
>>59862509
only ever smoke when im drunk with friends but yeah thats exactly what i do haha
dont get addicted to that kind of stuff though so im not killing myself too much
>>59862537
mine was comfier
>>59862537
My childhood was great too, then it all went to shit after 12
>>59862537
Poleaboo was maybe happy for a year or two
When he was in year 8/9
He had friends and no worries
>>59862508
seizing the means of production
>>59862575
>year 9
>not worrying about moving into year 10 and starting GCSEs
he replied to it
the absolute bonkersman
>>59862537
>big house
>happy parents
>2 holidays a year
>parents who caved into my every whim
I swear being so spoiled as a kid messed up my life though
>>59862574
you the heroin addict?
>>59862598
you've got to live in the moment, dude
>>59862626
iktf
>>59862598
how many times must you be told
my childhood was so fucking comfy reeee
1997 - 2004 were fucking amazing years
i remember all the stuff i used to do then and how i had no worries
want to go back reeeeee
My childhood sucked until 2006 cos i changed schools to a fancy private school and made new friends who didnt know i was a loser
Max Payne 3 is actually god like
think I realised I wasn't destined for the normie life during year 6
my grandfather decided to come out as a pedophile and touch some people in my family when i was 10
my life when somewhat to shit after that barring that i had food and shelter
still better than 99% of people i guess
>>59862687
the soundtrack was great 2bh
>>59862598
I didn't really understand the importance of GCSEs and I was a top student without trying (school has since shut down)
In bed lads
>>59862669
I got my first gf in 2006. Remember kissing her on a really warm evening behind the garage at my parents house. Was a really hot summer that year. Oh god I want to die
Thoughts?
>>59862598
>worrying about GCSEs
Student room tier faggotry desu
>>59862718
>tfw was one of the smarter kids
>stable, high grades, sometimes absolute top of the class
>got into A-Level and everything collapsed instantly
no clue what went wrong
think it was the rap music
Darren Kyoto FBI the ml find killed ugh his edgy tumble AD testing yes stuff f lot scatty unloaded ringgit rejoined high
Haha I'm so random
Alright which one of you cucks was this?
>>59862750
First and last time I visited the student room, there was a holocaust denial thread on the front page
very interesting
>first day of year 7
>head into the canteen at lunch and buy a sandwich
>group of about 20 normie girls who were also in my year are eating at the tables
>walk past them
>one of them points at me and goes "ugh, who are you?" with a look of disgust
>literally all of them laugh
>quickly get my sandwich and then walk out
>locked myself in the toilet and ate my lunch there
that was my first ever day of secondary school
that was the exact point when i left the normie life and knew i wasn't destined for it
>>59862734
nobody believes Nazis collaborated with Zionists.
>>59862734
inclined not to divulge
>>59862734
Everyone is lying about some things
the only difference between one lie and another is that one of them is official and taken as truth
>>59862757
I know a lot of being like this desu. Did way better than me at GSCE but then either got like BCC at A-Level of flunked out of their first year studying English at somewhere like Goldsmith's.
Nearly always mollycoddled middle-class wimps too desu
>>59862757
Same
A-level was a real shock to me
Went from top of the class to bottom
The other students had all gone to decent high schools
I did a fair job of catching up
I didn't even know the introductory level stuff when I started like quadratic equations
>>59862792
When I first visited there was a thread saying Britain should become an Islamic country
Listening to Aqua lads
Hugely underrated band
>>59862794
I went to an all boys school desu. Was comfy cos i used to get picked on by girls like that a lot
>>59862794
Ugh who are you
>pretending year 8 wasnt the banter year that meant fuck all
>>59862794
>first day of year 7
>white girl spanks me with a ruler
>>59862722
Who isn't
who here got suspended/excluded from school?
Went to a boys secondary
Whilst you're shit at speaking to girls once you leave, its really calm and there's no drama
Everyone just gets on well with each other, you end up with a large group of mates and you're calm with half of the year group
ho (...) door
>>59862840
Private school tory cunt
>>59862852
this desu. you were nicely settled in, knew which teacher were funny to bant and how to wind them up, no real work to do, best year definitely
>kid gets suspended
>doesn't tell his parents so has to hang around outside the school gates all day
>>59862840
batty boi
>>59862840
yeah it basically shattered my confidence and i think its one of the main reasons why i didnt become a normie
girls making fun of you can really traumatise an 8 year old
fugs sake haha
>>59862872
Le time loop faice
Quality writing
>Poleaboos friends all became Prefects and he was left alone during lunch time and breaks (they helped the new kids and shit)
It was fucking miserable
>>59862839
Poleaboo agrees
can't into the discussion because we use a different naming scheme haha
>>59862871
I'm kind of with you on this. Was yours an all boys comprehensive like mine or some posh nonsense?
>>59862918
Just an average London multiculti boys school
I am the mother of dragons and I command you to not die till you find a cure for your stage 4 cancer of the blood
>>59862908
Sissy nudes when?
wish i could have shot my high school desu haha jk
>tfw my school was in a bad state when I first joined
>the upper years used to throw large shards and blocks of rock hard ice at the younger years heads
haha wew luckily I never got targeted
>>59862939
what good would shooting the school achieve? did you bare a grudge against the brickwork?
>>59862938
I
AM
A
CLASSY
GIRL
>>59862839
Barbie Girl is a genuinely great pop song
In but phone battery critical
Going to just sleep when it turns off
CBA getting up to charge
Farewell in advance my friends
Good night
>>59862963
i would have had some pictures of it
but i didn't have a camera at the time
>>59862934
Look into oxygen therapy. It might help.
>>59862955
Same haha. Only a joke of course. It's not like I thought about murdering them every 5 minutes while I was there.. Haha...
>>59862934
more like mother of shitty acting eh
>told all the way through primary school to shut the fuck up and never speak by the teachers
>suddenly in secondary you're supposed to be a loud confident charismatic smug cunt
>>59862992
you dont have ice in south africa you lying twat
>>59862976
Would you ever hook up with a daddy from /Brit/?
>>59862955
fucking hell that reminds me in year 8, some year 11 twat launched a conker at the side of my head like a fucking rocket
hit me so hard i almost passed out
looking back it was just banter though
>>59862955
This happened in winter, some year 9 lads chase me with a huge bolder of ice.. I was only year 7 so I got my wallet out and says I'd give them money. They put the bolder down and left me cause they felt sorry.
business idea: prostitutes for well-behaved prison inmates
Liam or Noel
>>59862977
Dr Jones as well bruv
>>59863002
Meant to reply to >>59862939
Also brush your yellow teeth you Muslim worshipping fuck.
>>59862997
More like
Mother of 18 mixed race aborted babies
>>59863014
giz a tenner
>>59862997
contemplating having a wank on those dragon feeders
>>59863003
ofcourse!
i've got the best school banter story lads
>playing football
>some people leave, game ends
>see paki kid stood at the top of a slope which lead up to the astroturf pitches
>tell my m8 i'm gonna nail the paki
>boot the ball a good 30 yards and it hits him straight in the face
>he falls over and rolls down the hill
>leg it
>>59863022
Blur ;)
>>59863055
currently pressing my erection against the mattress
>>59863022
Jarvis
>>59863035
gaan jy eens slaap
>>59863004
was on one end of the playground once when a snowball hit me perfectly in the eye from about 4 miles away across the other side of the playground, pure coincidence
went blind for an entire day, was very worrying
>>59863014
yeah it stopped after a while though, school got fixed up
also remember the older years would run around the corridors at the end of the year and smash anyone who got in the fucking way
entire school hid in locked classrooms
>i've got the best school banter story lads
>playing football
>some people leave, game ends
>see paki kid stood at the top of a slope which lead up to the astroturf pitches
>tell my m8 i'm gonna nail the paki
>boot the ball a good 30 yards and it hits him straight in the face
>he falls over and rolls down the hill
>leg it
Business idea: a reality TV show where you lock virgjn neeta in a room with a very lewd and horny (well paid) prostitite and film it.
>59863068
>shit taste in music
>>59863065
Let's see it then ;)
>>59863004
got hit in the chest with a basketball once.
>>59863035
What's the likelihood of you being lynched by a load of angry blacks down there?
>>59863004
>Year 11s throw an apple at your head so hard it bursts and you start crying
I remember there was this german kid who was a border and one day he added some girl on facey b and asked her to marry him and she said yes as a joke and later that night all his german family were posting on his wall in german about how they were so proud he was getting married.
how do i achieve this look?
WOAAAH LADS WOAAAAAAAAH!
>>59863067
i have better
>game in school is to play football with basketballs
>one guy is bantering about shooting the ball on me
>i don't move
>he missed missing me
>full force basketball in the face
>fall like a ragdoll
>get up not feeling my head and start trying to strangle him
>people separate me from him
such fun
>>59863048
I could probably glass you mate, you can have 50p instead
DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT
>>59863105
Blur were the far better band than Oasis m8, northern faggot, mainstream cunt
year 8 prank idea: put thumbtacks in your pocket and walk down the corridoor at lesson changeover spiking cunts
>playing football on the field at lunch
>some guy smashes the ball at my face from like 2 metres away
>hurt like fuck
>nose starts bleeding like a fucking tap
>literally blood everywhere
>everyone is freaking the fuck out except for me because i always got nose bleeds
>went to first aid with half my face, my hands and my jumper absolutely covered in blood
year 9 was mad
>>59863146
think you'd get your wallet out on sight because i'm built like a 6'4 brick shithouse etc
>>59863108
Only my bf gets to see my bp
>>59863142
ah, school violence. lovely memories
Would genuinely spit in a pakis face
I'm well hard
[posts an opinion guaranteed to get (you)s]
>born to lower class family
>dad in the london mob
>moved to south west to escape said mob
>got into good primary school
>did well
>got into good grammar school
>did shit
>got into shit uni
should i kill myself?
I mean I don't believe in god! Why shouldn't I fucking do it
who /skipped every single PE lesson over 5 years/ here
>>59863089
Ek kan nie slaap nie
>>59863112
Zero because I live in a upper class neighbourhood with high walls, private security and servants.
>>59863194
>Would genuinely spit in a pakis face
>I'm well hard
Too many gooks on the dancefloor
poor (You) bait
>>59863137
First, get rejected from art school. Then, conquer yurop
Would genuinely cum on your face
I'm well hard
>>59863216
haha literally me
used to get so many detentions for not bringing my kit
but i never went to them and it was worth it, fucking hated PE (wasnt a fatty, just a lazy cunt)
>>59863224
riceist
i think I'm falling for fedoralad, lads..
>>59863094
>older years would run around the corridors at the end of the year and smash anyone who got in the fucking way
>entire school hid in locked classrooms
There was me thinking we're on the same page... your school sounded shit mate. Once you were year 8 in mine had 9s didn't mind you.
Did we all have the year 9 who'd be the go to lad for buying sweets?
>>59863219
are you the lad with the barbed wire fence that had some niggers break in and the police offered you to whip them?
>>59863216
Poleaboo played table tennis or rounders with the girls
Hated football at the time
I get proper upset when i see a white girl being affectionate with darkies in public. I go home and put on my trenchcoat and sunglasses and stand in front of the mirror and talk to myself pretending to get into a fight with him then i beat him up then his gf kisses me and then everybody cheered and now shes my gf
shut up the fuck
>>59863213
[derogatory ethnic name]
>>59863249
Mate back in my day they made you wear the spate kit, which was basically a smelly old unwashed kit that didn't fit you. No one made the mistake of not bringing their kid
>>59863249
>>59863216
what the fuck? PE was favourite lesson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjrMlhg71PI
watch the first 30 seconds then watch 2:00
how the fuck is this guy so flexible and good at dancing
>>59863301
They're fat
>>59863249
Same here. I don't mind exercise, I just hate sports.
>>59863268
No, but that does sound accurate.
>>59863301
I always liked PE but i was a bit of a normie at school
>>59863277
Don't come into my club and tell my friends what to do, you weren't even invited you fat yurbonerd Burger blasting fuckface
> he's fat
>>59863186
Nah you're the little poof that's part of chess club and spends all of lunch in the library.
literally though what would happen if I just let myself drop off the nearest bridge
would I actually just stop
STOP
feel nothing
or would i be someone else, in the past or the future with a different memory
Ii'm a dissapointment and I don't want to live this existence
>>59863290
they did this with me as well sometimes
but most of the time i would write out a note to excuse myself and then copy out my parents signature saying that i couldnt do PE for whatever reason
still had to wear that fucking disgusting unwashed kit a few times though
>>59863301
>>59863319
not fat, but i was only good at football and we played lots of other shit like rugby where i didnt know the rules or how to play
also in the winter it was freezing and in the summer it was too hot and also i was too lazy to ever bring my kit to school because my bag was too small for it so i'd have to carry it around in a sports bag for the whole day which i hated
>>59863319
>fat
There was literally 2 fat people out of 150 in my year, both did PE
It was the lazy/autists
>>59863311
we are doomed as a specie desu
>>59863311
not watching that nigger shit but hyperflexibility is a genetic disorder
>>59863216
PE was the only reason I went to school.
I'm fat because all I do is eat and shitpost, I literally do not love from my chair
>>59863188
Who's your bf?
>>59863361
>little
but i am actually 6'4 and i'm terrible at chess nor did we have a proper library at school
>>59863389
chubby brit boys
>>59863397
Me
Back off nerd
>>59863397
I don't have one
So under current circumstances no one gets to see my bp
>mfw we did the 400meter sprint in year 10
>fat cunt was literally crying next to the track and had turned bright red
he acted hard as well and he was crying his eyes out because he tried to run fast kek
>>59863366
I actually think its impossible to be 'dead'
You can't be thinking nothing
There is no eternal blackness, you literally have no state of consciousness, its like never being born
Its impossible to think of, its like a paradox
>>59863408
that shape is mesmerizing
I've returned from the gym to shit up your thread (next thread)
I had this super fresh queensland rugby tour shirt that i would try to wear in PE but my teachwe was a cunt and never let me wear it. He would get mad at people too if they wore like footy shorts or basketball shorts and shit and i remember one time somebody made him cry because his daughter is a slut
Who remembers those bleep tests absolutely hated those
>>59863496
>>59863496
>>59863496
>>59863496
new lads come in
>>59863452
Any chance I can change that? ;)
6'2" 200 lbs ripped, from Crawley btw light brown hair blue eyes
>>59863290
This
>>59863219
That doesn't sound very nice desu, do most whites live in separate communities?
I can imagine you hid away in your room like the purge, while a bunch of niggers kill people in the street in the downtown rough area.
>>59863411
I'm 6'4 in ur mum mate.
>>59863458
You make good points, I think exactly the same.
Not to be braggadocios, but I feel I've underperformed - I was born in a terrible, lower class situation, I was raised through an awful parentage in a greast primary school, and raised in a great primary school with an awful parentage.
There's a big fucking bridge not 20 metres from me. And I know that I could jump off the cunt if I wanted to. It would take 3 minutes at most. But I can't. Why
lads would any of you recognise a cardiff accent? not counting those of you from or in wales.
Really want to leave this city and head out to nowhere but I can't afford it because there are no jobs out there.
