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>>59863457
one of my friends was fat
he told me in year 10 that during this years 400 metre, he would try his absolute hardest instead of just not bothering
he ended up coming 2nd last and puked when the race was over
got bantered about it for a year
>>59863526
umm hi excuse me this is MY thread
I do not welcome seppos here please leave, thanks
>>59863530
haskell more like hasklel
>>59863498
gave up after 5 minutes because i just could NOT be arsed
always had to write an essay on why i wouldn't run for PE
>>59863496
why is our flag off colour i demand an explanation you filthy aussie
antonia
gonna shower desu
>>59863562
very good channel
I like the innocent qts
>>59863564
same, been warming the water up for ages
shite heating
>>59863529
wow
bf application ACCEPTED
I am literally your property now
>tfw takes me 20 mins to shower
not sure how normies shower in 5 minutes
you'd still be dirty with shampoo and shit in your hair
Hey anon, what do you think of this? ...HAHA! I didn't expect you to jump back like that! Is this your first time seeing...have you NEVER seen breasts? Really? And you're HOW old? Well it looks like I can fix that! Just close your eyes aaaaaaaaaand...
TA-DA! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! You can't keep your eyes off them! Do they really excite you THAT much? Well then get a load of this, look how they bounce up and down! Jiggle Jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them to, don't you y-y-you perverted virgin Anon! G-go right ahead! Honk these fucking honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Hell, I'll even let you suck on them if you want since my nipples are suuuuuuuper hard right now, don't know whyyyyyy...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh, it feels so good...I'm going crazy right now~
Mmmmmmmmmm, you sure know how to make a girl feel good you pervert...heheh~
I-I-I-I bet y-you want to see my vagina too...you pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! Let me just slip off my blank panties, I'll let you keep them if you want~
S-S-S-So, what do you think? Well, I guess that massive bulge in your pants answers that question! Heheh...you're such a pathetic pervert, Anon! I bet this is the first time you've seen a vagina! Look how wet it is too...look at what your doing to me you fucking pervert~
Ahhhhh...I'm so wet right now, you suuuuuuuuure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! You know when it's this wet it's much easier t-FUCK IT, I'M LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE HERE! JUST TAKE ME, ANON! THIS IS THE NIGHT YOU BECOME A MAN, YOU BETTER FUCK ME RIGHT NOW!
>>59863599
I command you to post bp for brit
>he wants to bf a literal insane pali drag
listening to Luciano Pavarotti lads
his voice is beautiful
Young Robert smith and his wife lads
>you will never marry your high school sweetheart and form one of the biggest bands in the world
Meanwhile morrissey lives in a constant state of depression
Desperately seeking validation
>>59863684
can't stand opera
classical is far better
>>59863650
I need to wait for the memory card I ordered to arrive to be able to take the pic (self timer on digital camera)
Chastity device on?
>>59863599
Any contact details I can get, girlfriend? ;)
>>59863697
Always liked him desu
>>59863711
I enjoy both lad, definitely lean towards classical more but things like Pavarotti i love to death
They're so comfy
>can't stand opera
>classical is far better
>>59863697
Is he still indenial about being gay
What is /brit/'s official position on anime?
>>59863722
post on and off ;)
>>59863755
There was a massive purge of it last year but I genuinely don't care now
Its better than kcancer
>>59863743
Morrissey? Yes.
>>59863755
bretty gud
>>59863722
>digital camera
>not having a DSLR with appropriate lenses, tripod and a shutter clicker
*has a meltdown*
i am the authority on the matter
AMA
>>59863811
boy am i glad MY gf doesn't take pics for social media
or pics of a sexual nature
>>59863811
not bad
someone make a new thread not interested in posting in a JF thread
>when the anxiety is extra cheeky
>>59863833
are you coming to my party?
>>59863851
but lad
*grabs you by the shoulders*
YOU JUST DID.
>>59863835
That's because you don't have one
Imagine actually having a gf
>>59863811
ever since i got my gf, i almost never save these type of pics anymore because i know its the type of girl i could and will never get, so there's no point in feeling sorry for myself and saving pictures of girls like this
i love my gf, but she's unironically HIGH TEST
>Mozza
When your penis be extra cheesy
>>59863863
Yes I do
I've had one for a year, keep up
Yeah mon
>>59863884
I held a girl's hand before on a date.
>>59863889
>she's unironically HIGH TEST
aka energy in > energy out
>>59863921
That's much further than most people in here have got
Chin up
You're gonna make it
>>59863557
i agree
>>59863585
back from my shower
gonna make dinner now i think
What do you lads think of new Jane Bond?
>>59863934
if you mean sex, we haven't done it
still a virgin haha
>>59863956
burger
>>59863956
muh dick
Off to bed
>>59863921
i kissed a girl once by accident (really)
was aiming for her chin and completely missed
>female james bond
Guess the Jew funding the scheme was a woman
>>59863944
I doubt it. Since then I barely know any girls at all other than family.
>>59864000
Why were you kissing her chin?
Has poleaboo started hormones yet?
>>59864047
it was shaped like buttcheeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e40vw3qHjh0
>0:16
literally how
>>59864013
it was either that or a nigger
>>59864047
i have quite literally no idea
>>59864053
hormones won't do shit about those fucking shoulder
thing is a wreck and having tits won't make it any better
Gimme an opener lads
>>59864013
I'd love to see Idris Alba as Bond.
>>59864092
Alri
2,000-3,500 Nepalese Ghurkas serve in the Army. Many of them do this as it is one of the only, easiest and fastest way to escape poverty.
10-15% of the Royal Irish regiment come from The Republic. The Royal Irish regiment use to be for Ireland, but when the Republic split it became for Northern Ireland. Irish Republicans are still aloud to fight though, as well as anyone with Irish ancestry (From Canada, Australia, England, South Africa, Scotland, Wales, New Zealand ETC.)
1,900 Fijians serve in the Army, as well as 600 Ghanaian and 600 Jamaican. Smaller numbers also serve from Grenada, South Africa, Bahamas, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and so on.
What do you think of the foreigners serving in Her Majesty's Military?
>>59864092
"never seen someone look so close to human without quite nailing it"
>>59864092
Hello filthy kafir whore.
お前らみんな地獄に行け
>>59864115
how do they dance like that
>>59864123
what did you mean by this?
>>59864127
what's so impressive about 0:16
he puts one arm above the other then heaves them above his head?
Has Katie Hopkins run nude with a sausage in her arse in public yet?
>>59864116
That's my reaction to French people in general.
Alri lad
of course it is, you tasteless north american paki
>>59864161
just watch the entire section of the guy in red
>>59864092
Yasmine you fasmine
>>59864194
doesn't too hard to attain through training
build fast muscle fibres and train at moving fast and hand/eye coordination
the first guy reminds me of drunken boxing
Need to get the fuck out of this city 2bh
Reckon I've been around here too long
watching the Trump rally
Is it true that British people are actually originally from the Middle East?
>>59864092
Yas mine now bb
>>59864276
how long
YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
LETS GO CHAMP
What do joggers do with their lives
They literally just run round parks 24/7, don't they have jobs?
How do they jog for so long too?
>>59864123
日本チンチョン
ファック おふ
>>59864303
All 21 years so far
>>59864092
Love. Let me tell you how much I've come to love you since I matched with you. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my computer. If the word 'love' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the love I feel for you at this micro-instant. For you. Love. Love.
pretty solid if i'm being honest
don't forget to credit "that one french lad on /brit/" when you use it
>>59864322
Some of them stream themselves jogging and thats how they make money
>>59864348
That might scare her off more than the actual quote desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV38MHX4ALw
>"""""classical"""""
>references a bunch of Baroque/Romantic era composers
>>59864348
this is both the nerdiest and cringiest thing i've read in maybe two weeks if i'm being honest desu lad
>>59864349
I should take up streaming or life blogging or some other scamola to get the payola.
Business idea: quit my job and become a bum under a bridge somewhere
>>59864378
well maybe but "want to fuck you" didn't fit as well
>>59864410
you like it too?
>"""""classical"""""
>references a bunch of Baroque/Romantic era composers
>>59864348
I can't stop laughing you fuck
>>59864412
I started a clickbait website in 2013 when i finished school and ive been building it up since then. Ive stolen like 20 facebook pages which i use to advertise my shitty website to get ad revenue. Its pretty comfy i just have to write mind numbing articles
I'm 20 years old and the idea of having sex with a woman feels so foreign to me that I couldn't even comprehend it.
>>59864439
Most actual classical music is kind of boring though. I mean yeah Mozart is nice and all but all of the best Beethoven is from the romantic and music just got so much more interesting after that.
i estimate my iq to be in the 105-115 range
>>59864459
how much do you make and what subject do you clickbait on?
>>59864466
I didn't even have my first kiss until I was 22. I fucked that same girl later that year.
You'll get there, anon.
>>59864501
t. Turbo normie
>>59864426
i like it in the same way i like looking at things crash and burn
it's a disaster made pick up line
could probably work on an innocent woman but
>innocent
>woman
>>59864487
>Yanksplaining
>>59864517
font
>>59864466
It's kind of like putting your dick in a warm wet pocket attached to tits and a pretty face.
>>59864502
Hip hop rap stuff mostly. Stuff i dont even listen to like young thug and migos that kind of stuff and really all i do a lot of the time is re write other articles about them and use different pics. I make about $750 a fortnight which is alright considering im a neet
Just inherited $4m and signed the lease on my new spot in London lads what u think?
friends think i'm gay because i said i hate women
im so sore
my gains are going to be TITANIC
>>59864528
I have noticed we tend to do that tbqh
>>59864534
What sort of wet are you talking about here? Describe consistency.
LADS what are you're plans for today?
Tell me. (You).
>>59864565
snot-esque
>>59864568
my day is nearly over
tonight my scheme is to watch beavis and butthead while drinking
also bought some Black Cherry soda
>>59864581
WTF i hate women now!
>>59864581
Does snot esque feel good?
>>59864565
Kind of slimy like a salamander? I dunno how else to describe it. Fingered a girl once and my fingers smelled like as. I couldn't help it yelled "ah that's disgusting" and she cried.
>>59864597
...
...
>>59864581
Im gonna be sick
>>59864538
not bad
i'm guessing you havenn't been called out on it yet
how much work is it really?
>>59864551
might as well fuck them now
>>59864520
i'll be honest with you i wasn't quite planning on using it myself
appreciate the compliments though xx
>>59864589
>also bought some Black Cherry soda
I had some of that yesterday. I enjoyed it thoroughly, reminds me of being a kid.
>>59864597
it's sad that your country is so fucked up that you think material like this is laughable
america is like a warzone
>>59864611
What is as?
>tfw the more drunk you get, the chubbier the girls you want to fuck
>>59864608
ye it's alright I suppose
>>59863524
Caralho
>>59864658
He thinks it's funny because compared to the 40 gun wounds he got in elementary school that little BB is nothing.
>>59864635
yea I love it
just a few bottles but I saw they also have the big 2L of it as Sobeys
>>59864625
Na im kinda good at re writing stuff i always have been
Probably a lot of work compared to a normal job and how much money i make but im a neet and i work my own hours and i make my own money to buy anime figurines with
>>59864664
there's sad drunks, mean drunks and you
shit-taste drunk
>>59864664
breaking news: drinking alcohol increases test levels
>>59864660
I meant arse
If you think about it, vaginas are really just snot holes for willies and babies
>>59864664
When I am drunk my taste in girls does not change.
*lifts some shirts*
>he doesnt have viking blood
fuck off then, simple as that
>>59864709
Wierd to think how everybody in the world almost came out of a vagina
Except for those c section mutants of course
>>59864725
t. fat girl
>>59864694
except it literally does the exact opposite
>>59864686
good lad
how'd you get the inspiration to create a clickbait site aimed at white and black trash though
>>59864744
i wish t︃bh lol
>>59864743
I am a mutoid fear me human
>>59864743
I was made in a laboratory 2bh
>>59864757
I used to see people on facebook always liking clickbait and figured there might have been a niche that i could get a monopoly on
>>59864753
thanks for explaining the """joke""" lad
>>59864743
you mean master race, like caesar
>>59864686
ever counted how much time you work an average week?
>>59864743
i'm actually a vatgrown supersoldier desu
>>59864725
Why only ok?
>>59864798
ever thought about expanding to political clickbait though?
seems like that's where the big money is
especially during elections
>>59864738
How much we talking here?
>>59864840
you need to be directly descended from viking pillagers, like me
>>59864753
idk i always feel pretty horny after a night out
tee bee h
made myself bbq chicken fajitas
but without the fajitas
i didn't have any left
>>59864854
I'm 1/64 Scottish does that count?
>>59864854
How directly we talking here?
>>59864886
if there's not viking dick in your mother as we speak you're not eligible
>>59864805
Na would be hard to measure because i get distracted easily plus the work is mostly just staying up to date on happenings in the hip hop community but i imagine if i did i wouldnt be making very much money per hour
>>59864837
Na never really thpught about that the only ideas ive really had would be to change it from being mainstream hip hop clickbait shit to being about stuff i actually like
>>59864877
>>59864886
my grandfather comes from a small village on a scottish island that used to be the biggest viking settlement in scotland. thats how direct were talking here.
>he isn't a descendant of Basque aristocrats
>>59864738
m8 if vikings had invaded pre-roman Britain when we were still celts they woulda got their shit pushed in.
saxons were pussified af
>>59864919
My grandpa's a Dane.
I'm directly descended from Brian Bóruma mac Cennétig or Brian Boru to you Saxons
>>59864935
>tfw Gommies killed most of our aristocrats
Really hate Gommies.
>>59864919
>scottish
>viking settlement
the cucking is real
>>59864965
he might be a dane, but was he descended from a pillager? he could just be descended from some cuck that stayed home while the real lads were out pillaging scottish islands and building colonies there (like my ancestors)
>>59864977
hello my celtic brother
>>59865003
I dunno honestly. He did talk about Valhalla a couple times desu.
Watching that Louis Thereox autism documentary.
Anyone got that pic of that skinhead girl at an anti immigrant protest?
I am direct descendant of Joan of Arc and have a birthmark the shape of a dollar sign
my sides
>>59865045
he sounds like a nice guy and so do you
hi nignogs can anyone suck on my ding dong ;[
my dog is a direct descendant of furious the monkey boy
>>59865067
what about them
>>59865065
>I am direct descendant of Joan of Arc
first you're going to delete this post, then you're going to apologise
>>59865117
they are in orbit
>>59865125
how'd they get there :/
>>59865118
She was a witch m8. We didn't burn her for no reason
I identify primarily as a Roman
>>59865058
did you lose it again?
>why yes someone trounced my grand grand grand grandmother who was a loose scottish tavern wench
>i have pure viking blood and all my ancestors were warriors
>the vahalla awaits me as his own
>>59865136
didn't shackle them down properly then read a few posts itt
>She was a witch m8. We didn't burn her for no reason
I live my day as if it was the last
live my day as if there was no past
>>59865118
i said that as a joke as she died a virgin tbf but my mothers maiden name is D'Arcy so my ancestorydoos probably watched her burn or something lmao #lmao
I'm a direct paternal descendant of both Julius Caesar and Henry VIII
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/edible-anus-chocolate-butthole-mold/932939/
fucks sake
>>59865158
say that to my face and i will ravage your gaul arse with the handle of my war axe you insolent frog
>>59865174
amateur mistake
>>59865200
Why do people do that? It is disgusting.
>>59865200
>skinhead
that's a Norman haircut
>>59865222
it's never happened before so I thought I was safe
but then this viking showed up
I am identify as death, destroyer of worlds
>>59865200
>I had my fourth chemo yesterday starter pack
>>59865213
i'm sure you would scandinaboo
I identify sexually as Vishnu the Preserver
>>59865200
she's hot as fuck
she should be drinking a british beer though 2bh
>>59865235
this is usually the one that people mean
>>59865235
normans rooooo
>>59865206
nah lad that just means she was from here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcy-sur-Cure
d'arcy = from arcy
this general is nothing more than a vehicle to disseminate my revolutionary ideas
>>59865270
fucking kek i bet you think fosters is australian
>>59865266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
>>59865270
brewed in the uk
>>59865137
This.
She turned people into frogs (and then ate them).
>>59865210
>“I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face.”
>>59865274
>yanksplaining
This general is nothing more than a vehicle for me to shitpost and also post cute anime girls.
>>59865283
>second-oldest cave paintings known
P R O U D
i must fight to preserve the spirit of my artistic ancestors
>>59865299
muh heineken macrobrewery
fosters is australian, budweiser is american, the parent company doesn't mean shit
>>59865322
did a laugh
ah so by your logic honda is british? lmao
>>59865333
>a beer brewed in the UK is australian
>>59865333
>fosters is australian
t. vegetative crop
this general is nothing more than a source for me to search and neutralize subversive elements reluctant to the new wolrd order
from where did this two frenchies come from i wonder
>>59865364
if fosters isn't australian then explain why all the adverts are always in australia?
check mate
>>59865362
>honda is british because their cars are produced here
no
fedora posting and anime is a jewish conspiracy
>>59865388
France
>>59865365
Actually kind of a creepy pic.. wow
Hatred itself.. (yes I know this is from Zelda though)
>>59865388
france
*hands you some fruit*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCkHanF4v1w
>>59865360
cars are incredibly complicated, and a car design comes from a certain country. beer is about the most simple thing on earth to produce. you can do it in your bathtub if it takes your fancy
>>59865388
we're actually mossad proxies
>>59865365
*world
>>59865419
terrifying picture desu
*runs and cowars in the corner*
>>59865388
cornwall actually
t. brittany
ah yes
very impressive
>>59865431
Tell me about mossad, are they mo ssad?
>>59865426
except it wouldn't really fit in the cheap lager market very well if every drop had to be imported from australia would it you dunce?
>>59865426
aye do a wee in it and you've got Heineken
>>59865466
BAM DUM...
nah, fuck it
>>59865468
then it's not an australian beer
>>59865466
it is extremely painful
>>59865200
Not this one! The one where she is blonde and has a nose piercing, English flag on cheek.
>>59865475
you've gotten pretending to be british down to an art but i'd love to hear you say the things you do in your dutch accent i'd piss myself
just edited wikipedia to say it's australian
case closed
>>59865506
i'll keep looking for you
>>59865485
brewdog isn't scottish because some of it is brewed in america
"""""""""no""""""""""""
>>59864553
your stems? lol
>>59865561
if you have a craft beer with a certain recipe then it's fair to call it after the county it came from. cheap mass produced lager is just hops + barley + water (some beers like stella use maize as well because it's cheaper)
>>59865426
Beer can't be safely produced in a bathtub due to fermentation times and the likelihood of bacteria ruining the batch in that extended amount of time which could make you sick if you ingested it and would ruin the flavor anyway.
But you can make it in bottles you have lying around. May as well make some cider if you're looking for simplicity though.
just edited reality so we won Waterloo and fucked youre mum
why didn't we think of this sooner
>>59865508
does that turn you on or what?
What ever happened to Akon?
>>59865654
he died of a drug overdose dude
>>59865654
winding and grinding up on that pole
MONUMENTAL JAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ_3F93hgZw
>open /brit/
>it aint me starts playing
Anime
what's the best city of britain?
personally I say Newcastle
>>59865644
maybe. vocaroo "cor blimey guvnah!"
>>59865717
Brighton
>>59865506
not the english flag but maybe you were mistaken?
>>59865717
Cambridge
>>59865717
london
>>59865717
C A L A I S
A
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A
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Only gone and bloody watched based Louis's documentary on brain damaged people
Feeling a bit emotional n shit tbqh
>>59865466
nice one
>>59865717
islamabad
>>59865751
Didn't know he did a New Zealand documentary
>see how much it costs to register my car
>become libertarian
>>59865773
Ayyyy lamo, I'll tell the next Kiwi I meet that>>59865773
>>59865773
Hahaha
>>59865776
Fun fact: due to it's age my '91 s13 hatch project car is considered to have a value of $0.00 by the Department of Motor Vehicles, yet I still have to pay a $10 yearly personal property tax on a value that technically doesn't exist.
>>59865776
>car registration fee
what? is that like the equivalent of our road tax?
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2367491
i literally fit the bill to most of these girls
why cant i get a hot gf?
>>59865817
convenient oversight isn't it?
>barely cover the land taxes by selling firewood from my property every season and declaring it as a "hunting" lot
>>59865823
guessing so
few hundred every 6 months and a once of fee of another few hundred to put the car in my name
literally fucking
R I P
O F F
>>59865828
>Almost every single one says taller than me
Fug, I hate being short.
>>59865619
it's an australian beer brewed in both australia and britian
this is something you will just have to accept, guiness is irish even though they brew some types of guinness in ireland
the truth shall make ye fret
>>59865883
>manlets
>>59865828
I used to flirt with imsoacademic on TSR back in the day, she said I was handsome
>>59865842
Sure is. The DMV is well known to employee mainly people too stupid to work at McDonalds though, everyone hates that place.
They also tried to hand me registration paperwork calling it a "Nissan Sentra 240sx" which was interesting because the Sentra is a 4 door FWD econobox and the 240sx is a RWD sports coupe.
>coke/pepsi is british because it's brewed here
>mcdonalds is british because they make burgers here from british sources
>>59865828
because you don't shower and people are repulsed by your aroma
>>59865932
That's what they want you to think.
>>59865899
Do not mock me or you will feel the wrath of a thousand suns!
I got this chocco pie from maccas lads ill let u know how it is
lads give me good reasons to not be a libertarian
what do libertarians say in regards to health services?
>>59865922
administrations everywhere hire mainly slow and antipathic asshats who really don't care about the 'clients' since they get paid regardless of bad service
lisicki is really unlikeable
>>59865913
that sounds pretty pathetic if I'll be honest with you.
Like really pathetic.
I imagine though there's a tight knit community at TSR tho
>>59865953
>tfw lucky enough to live my one and only life above 6 foot
>tfw get to live life in easy mode because of my height
>>59866008
You live life in easy mode because you are from the uk anyway.
>>59866003
Hes insufferable
>>59866003
fuck Israel
I don't mean the Israeli people, I mean their aggressive foreign policy
fuck zionism.
fuck Israel.
if someone dox the lanklet i volunteer to stab him
stop
replying
to him
dipshits
>>59866055
good lad
>>59866022
Russia can't be that bad la'
in terms of females as this is what you replied to, at least females will like white guys in Russia.
In Britain it's all about the Vincenzos and Rasheeds.
>>59866069
My old man was talking about selling me his since he doesn't ride it much anymore between his other bikes.
May try to pick it up soon.
keep getting cockblocked by the older bloke who works at the cafe wheneve i try to talk to my waifu!!!
YES I DO WANT A REGULAR FLAT WHITE WITH 1 SUGAR BUT NOT FROM YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU
Yeah wasnt too impressed by the chocco pie lads. Would much rather the apple pie. Also burnt my tongue a bit on it
>>598657Thanks lad!37
>>59866082
see
>>59863921
Most I have ever done.
>>59866108
lad be more assertive then.
make that female feel wanted, be like nah m8 I want to be served by this beautiful girl, you'll understand what I mean haha.
she'll love it, trust.
>>59865968
all privatised
wonder what their mentality towards the military is. especially in america.
>>59866108
>A REGULAR FLAT WHITE WITH 1 SUGAR
you're not going to impress her with those sissy drinks
walk in, slam your fist on the counter and DEMAND a double shot long black, then wink at her and motion towards your penis
>>59866122
better than me, I've never been on a date
(i dont want a gf tho, just want to shag them and dump them)
>>59866138
jeeze louise papa cheese that'll put hair on your chest
>>59866134
yeah odd
I know that that meme libertarian politician called for CIA and the FBI to be disintergrated
gave a pretty strong argument aswell
>>59866153
So that's no dates and no shags then lel
>>59866132
Yeah i dont think hes gonna listen to girl advice from you mate
>i'm a faggot who thinks 10cm above average height is a game changer and post about it on /brit/ listen to my love advice haha
>>59866132
>>59866153
kek not going to take advice from 190kg who has literally never even been on a date (how does that even happen? dont answer that lmao...)
>>59866108
>Go to cafe everyday
>Cute girl always smiling and giggling when I go in
>She gives me a present one day
>Think about asking her out
>Decide to go for it
>Go to the cafe
>She's not there
>The day I decided to ask her out is the day I left
>>59866153
>(i dont want a gf tho, just want to shag them and dump them)
Why? Sex seems pointless if it is just sex for its own sake.
i'm not posting a vocaroo you mentalist
>>59866179
Why did you leave?
>>59866167
since I've lost my virginity, I've shagged a good number
>>59866174
>>59866178
>australia pretending to be the guy I replied to
look at the state of this.
>>59866176
No need to be jealous tiny French man.
>>59866082
>In Britain it's all about the Vincenzos and Rasheeds.
naw you're just an annoying loser m8
ok stop replying to him now
>>59866197
> Sex seems pointless if it is just sex for its own sake
I agree with you, but sex just for the sake of sex was fun the one time I've had casual sex
>>59866218
lad give me 1 good reason why i, the man among men who has baristas pretty much on the verge of slingshotting their panties at me, would listen to you? i will wait
>>59866227
im 1.81 desu not fretting on that
he's so autistic about being tall its annoying as shit
>>59866218
I wasnt pretending to be him fuckwit did you even read my post
>>59866204
I mean she left
>>59866243
It just does not make sense in my head.
just going to get another coffee in like 4 hours and hope shes working
then im going to go home, print out a picture of lisicki and spit that hot cuppa'joe straight into that walking mans face
why do i always fail job interviews? they always smile and tell me how well i did fake cunts
>>59866197
shag is a shag
a hole is a goal
no point wasting time in females and getting emotionally invested with them as they don't give a shit.
>>59866218
I'm taller than you manlet.
>>59866264
Oh heavy sorry lad
>>59866303
>no point wasting time in females and getting emotionally invested with them as they don't give a shit
To get invested is the only reason to be involved though.
>>59866303
Never seen a more hat post in my life
>>59866303
> no point wasting time in females and getting emotionally invested with them as they don't give a shit.
One day you'll be too old and not rich enough to find someone to spend your days with and put up with your bollocks, best get with the maturing soon lad; you won't be young forever.
how long will 190kg lisiciki dick-licky keep up this charade that he is not a virgin lmao
>>59866303
awwwww did a girl hurt your feelings. Same here it sucks
>>59866327
i'm with you russbro
can't imagine sex without love even if i don't fancy having my heart battered
i just don't love and don't have sex
easier that way
>>59866355
>all this romance shit
french faggot
|||| S T O P | F U C K I N G | R E P L Y I N G ||||
(im just kidding french poster i really like you desu x)
>there is almost british culture which exists 10,000 miles away on the other side of the planet and they call us poms and mock us
>>59866365
>>59866381
i'm not falling for it though you abo fucking subhuman do you even know how to read do you even still as far as maybe have the sense of sight since you sniff shell gas all day?
(love u 2 bae)
>>59866355
I used to fuck around and now I can't anymore. Tempted sometimes, but that's it
>>59866369
Na druggo
>>59866355
Makes sense.
>>59866341
i'ma be rich or die trying.
don't give a shit about women, honestly. I'm not putting up with their superficial shit either
>I NEED A MICHAEL KORS BAG FOR MY INSTAGRAM OMG
>I LOVE FRESH BED SHEETS
>LOOK AT MY CUTE PET CX (of which took over 200 photos being taken of it within the space of 10 minutes for it to be declared good enough for instagram)
>only weird guys hit on me
>babby tier politics e.g why didn't David Miliband become leader of Labour, he's so handsome
>>59866387
>miles
foy
>>59866355
this tbf
this american "sleep with any girl who will let me" culture is grim
I despise myself and the girls i sleep with because i know that theres absolutely no emotional factor, just adhering to the whims of your body and culture and marketing
someone fedora me im literally vaping rn
>>59866410
> I'm not putting up with their superficial shit either
Then find someone who isn't superficial, it isn't fucking difficult m8
Evangelion is fucking weird
>>59866459
all girls are normie cunts
and the ugly girls that aren't normie cunts would be normie cunts if they had the choice.
>>59866442
oh god this post is so fedora
At least he's not pakiboo...
What is wrong with Americans?
>>59866442
answering to a need is fine lad
problem is indeed that it became a social imperative under the guise of progressiveness and being liberated
i don't see how boning strangers for status is liberated
>>59866481
>arozona
>>59866471
>oh god this post is so fedora
ah yes it's a "i've only recently caught on to /brit/ culture and am trigger happy with my brandings" post
BLACKED is the best porn of all time desu
>>59866511
*tips*
nu thred
>>59866534
