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days of /cum/'s past-edition
2 more nights of work then my off week begins
>Greenland
Should I take the shitty paying job where I can learn or try for a higher paying one where I won't learn shit?
Who /lovebigblackcock/
>Syrians coming in from Canada
>Mexicans coming in from Mexico
Why can't we catch a break?
why y'all so gay
>>59861003
>Sweden asks why We're gay
>>59861003
Look at yourself in the mirror familia.
Latvia does not deserve special status in /cum/ desu.
guess I have to filter sweden again
>>59861019
>>59861051
t. Rapeugee
Big strong American with a puny Canacuck
Could use some help desu
>>59860722
>it's a "Haitian Swede goes apeshit" episode
please respond >>59860154
>>59861109
#feelthebern :DDDDD
>>59860834
Good night friends
>>59861003
>Sweden
>>59861237
>going to bed at 7:30
Use this picture for the next thread
>>59861251
>No friends and am depressed
>>59861289
pretty sure that's britain
Who /Newmarket Ontario/ here?
>Norbert Hofer lost the election
>>59861370
I'm not sure who is from there. We're all anonymous ITT.
>>59861432
literally who fucking cares
are you Austrian?
do you even speak German?
are you even a citizen of any European country?
>>59860893
Higher paying. You can stay in a shitty job forever, man. It is a trap.
El Chicano de mierda edition
>>59861488
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
>>59861488
I attach myself to the politics and happenings of other countries and people completely unrelated to me to make up for my lack of value and influence in the world.
>>59861514
t. Australia
>>59861514
the sheep people?
>>59861554
STRAYA
Trump?
>go to chicago on tour
>nigs rush your stage
>cops can't do a single thing
lmao historian btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw-MnRyIoQY
>>59861690
Time to go return some mexican video tapes
>>59861715
delet this
>>59861690
Hows the western front, my australian friend?
Is the war as tough as I imagine it is for you guys?
>>59861715
Should have looked at the rally that trump did to figure out this was going to happen.
I pee'd the bed a little desu
Sup Canadian and American buddies
i hate milo yiannopoulos and his fangirls
>>59861798
In due time we'll dispose of them
@59862051
b8
>warcraft movie is getting btfo
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1463857630071.webm
thoughts?
>>59862140
who in their right mind thought it would be a good idea. Forget pandering to blizzdrones, the concept is retarded
>>59862159
hot
>>59862159
thicc in the wrong places
>>59862159
eww
>>59862159
Just think.
What if that fat went to her tits, ass, and thighs, instead?
>>59862159
anglo/10
>>59862159
delete this
>>59862159
wasted potential
>>59862159
Cute face but should really consider losing weight.
>Are you currently attending or have you attended high school?
how the fuck am I supposed to answer this. If I say no, theyll think I dropped out, but if I say yes, theyll think Im still enrolled
>visit some bumfuck country in the middle of nowhere
>always make sure to post in /cum/ so the lads get the rareflag
>>59862538
"Yes" is the expected answer
Though I agree the question is stupidly formulated
>>59862538
Did you go to high school?
>>59862586
yes. Then my life went down the shitter
>>59862547
what is your profession?
>>59862538
the question is did you attend high school (didnt even have to graduate)
>>59861003
Go be tolerant somewhere else, Captain Sweden.
do i look cool with a cigarrete?
>>59862713
He probably works for the CIA
>>59862713
Student, but I've been to some out of the way places for studying.
>>59862752
If you were black, you'd look exactly like a monkey
Lads, I havne't showered in 3 days. I was boozing it and playing sports on sunday, had massive dumps all day yesterday and have been doing nothing but laying in bed all day today. I stink like sweat, shit and piss. but I really need to go buy cigarettes and candy but I'm too high to get out of bed. I'm fiending lads .
I think I have problems.
>>59862791
wow rude
>>59862795
Why do you smell like piss and shit?
do i look cool with a cigarrete?
>>59862752
very cool haha would love to see more do you have kik or something
>>59862051
I hate his obnoxious fanbase too, but his sjw bashing is funny.
>>59862838
>Justin Bieber
stop making fun of me :c
>>59862752
Is that a Natural Selection t-shirt?
You gonna shoot up a school or something?
>>59862795
livin the dream senpai
>>59862940
nope haha
i've been practicing my telepathy
do you homies get the vibrations i'm sending you?
>>59862981
Can you send them a bit lower?
>>59862981
so you are gay?
You are all bunch of faggots, and no im not drunk
>>59862998
>>59863010
i think i gotta practice more
>>59863052
is she ok?
>>59862981
I can feel them in my benis :DDDDD
>>59862795
just go sit in the shower or something fuck
>>59862795
taking a bath is comfy Tbh
I will immediately terminate the Mexican people
>>59863283
xaxaxaxa
Could i pass as local in you're country??
>>59863352
Yes.
>>59863352
Probably.
hi ummm
i would just like to say i would really appreciate it if you lot didn't post in our /brit/ general, t-thanks
y-you have your own general now please just l-leave us alone!
cookies n' cream ice cream desu lads
>>59863352
Don't look Mexican enough
>>59863352
yes
>>59863386
>/brit/
>>59863386
As if we want Americans pretending to be British in here
doesn't get cringier than them
>>59863352
hey man, do i look cool with it?
-->>>59862752
>>59863386
>posting in /brit/
why would we do that to ourselves
>>59863352
I'm sure you already are
>>59863386
>our
australians are more american than british
>>59863428
>doesn't get cringier than them
The american pretending to be Irish is worse.
IF I TOLD YOU I KILLED A NIGGA AT 16 WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME
>>59863514
I was just listening to this shit today
We're like brothers only closer...
>>59863433
Not really
>>59863386
stop me
>>59863514
OUR WOULD YOU JUST SEE LITTLE KENDRICK ON THE STREET WITH A BASKETBALL IN ONE HAND AND SOME NOW AND LATERS TO EAT SOMETHING ABOUT COMPTON AHHHHH SO CONFLICTED BEING SMART AND HOOD LOOK AT ME EVERY ONE I SOUND LIKE A BUSTED BLACK MOSQUITO GIMME GRAMMIES
Have needed to get groceries for the past 3 days but haven't because it'd be the first time getting groceries by myself
>>59863352
Of course
You're white
ugh.
cringe
>>59860834
>Failing out of CS
Is that even possible?
>>59863782
anon buy some rolls of bread, onions, sandwich steak slices from the deli, and cheez whiz
that's all you need to make a philly cheesesteak
Shrug
>>59863842
>cheez whiz
*gags*
>>59863821
posts on /cum/ require more effort than your average /brit/ post. please come prepared next time.
>cheez whiz
fucking anglos
>>59863842
was more about the anxiety bit, don't really care about what I need
>>59863869
That's literally an ingredient of an authentic cheesesteak though. I don't know why people think it's God's gift to sandwiches.
>>59863840
you have to be a special kind of stupid
>>59862033
Don't forget the tulips !
>>59863895
I don't eat authentic pizza I care even less about eating an authentic cheesesteak
they call me 'pistol pete' in certain circles
>they call me 'pistol pete' in certain circles
>>59864003
literally me
>>59863888
listen man, you've gone out with other people shopping before so there's no real difference when doing it by yourself
just grab your stuff, use the self checkout, and jet outta there
>>59864003
thas rite
http://theavalanches.com/
H Y P E
Y
P
E
>>59863974
because you fire off quickly and you're under 5 cm?
>>59863970
I'm blocking you from my 4chan feed. Goodbye.
>>59864025
I listened to SILY today for the first time in years. What a coincidence.
>>59864030
Don't worry nerd, I already blocked you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IJovmgDJPY
Norwegians are brutal as fuck
>>59864089
but only i...possess the power...to permablock you.......heh.....nice try kid....................
*teleprots away*
I really like old hand drawn movie posters
wish they still made em like that
Anyone watch that Angry Birds movie?
is it any good?
>>59864152
You're not going anywhere kid
*teleports after you*
All normies please leave the area
Hi /cum/ it has been a year since I last visited you. How has your life changed in the past year?
>>59864162
you're as wrong as charles bronson's misshapen face in that poster
>>59864248
It's exactly the same desu
>>59864248
It's exactly the same :^(
Anybody here going to Ezoo in September?
>>59864241
*it was a hologram*
>>59864248
Had shingles
Grandma passed away
Lost a few more centimeters of my hairline
HAND OVER THE (You)s OR I'LL RAPE ALL OF YOU
>>59862140
If it had come out during WoW's peak it might have done well but holy shit are they YEARS late to the party.
Post your Russian waifus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxUOWy6FeLQ
>>59864260
Some of them are so cool though
>>59864244
heh, my wife's son loves those little frog pictures. they're so funny! are they available at Target? I'm going to put a poster up in my home transgender bathroom.
>>59864270
>eating calamari without sauce
>>59864325
>warcraft movie bombing
>newest expansion already free
>subs dropping every day
>ffxiv and others growing every day
Zombie Warcraft is real
>>59864329
>the nigger's gun is the one without ammo
smart
>>59864326
Look at that fucking mug. She's basically a babushka already.
>tfw a cute girl genuinely smiled at you and I can't sit still now
God damn it I didn't know I was this gay
>>59864326
>you will never liberate from the commies and make her your wife
>>59864356
wow why don't you just ask her to marry you fag?
>>59864351
Shame they're probably gonna make tons of bank off not-TF2.
>>59864356
A girl waved at me in traffic the other day.
She was all I thought about the rest of the day.
@59864309
*Pulls out concealed carry*
@59864309
no
>>59864400
I've had those kinds of days friend, better your life situation and maybe you'll have the courage to talk to them.
>>59864394
delete this
>>59864366
What commies?
>>59864421
>Nov. 20, 2003
Sounds like one of those truck sims from the description.
>>59864455
Putin has her under some kind of sick, twisted mind control, making her feel sympathy towards the pinko scum and restraining her from coming to the states and marrying me
>>59864326
God, I really really really want her to sit on my face
>>59864400
I feel you
>sitting in bus going to school
>qt sits down next to me
>I'm reading my book
>"hey what book are you reading?"
>"u-u-uh" and told her the book
>says she's also read it
>starts talking to me about stuff and whatnot
>I just want to read my book.jpg
>talk for the next 10 minutes until she'd reached her stop
>never see her again
Spent the rest of the school year thinking about her.
>>59864478
No, she has a duty to serve the people of Crimea, and her nation.
She gives fuck all for some faggot out in the US who spends his days posting pictures of his shit on a Cantonese cartoons forum.
>>59864624
Take that back, you cock sucker.
desu
>He's a Russiaboo
senpai
>no active /mämmi/ thread
>I'm forced to post in the general full of fat fucking retarded north american shits
why y'all americans like gay anal sex
>>59864705
it's good
>>59864270
>>59864272
>>59864307
These are extremely depressing answers. I have ended up exactly in the same place as last summer despite all efforts
>>59864648
That's what I thought faggot, go to fucking sleep before I make your sorry ass fill your diapers and need your mommy to changed them for you.
>>59864705
because my ancestors are swedish
>>59864705
>said sweden
>That's what I thought faggot, go to fucking sleep before I make your sorry ass fill your diapers and need your mommy to changed them for you.
>>59864702
thanks
>>59864793
>/wsg/ is full of NSFW stuff
>/gif/ is full of SFW stuff
what gives
>this fucking internet right now
>>59864829
heh, it's a little thing called "irony", friend. maybe when you cut your cords and join the enlightened collective you'll be able to parse it.
>>59864356
>>59864400
>>59864449
>>59864574
Betas out. This is a Chad general
>>59864848
faggot
>>59864793
Yellow fever autists should be purged. Look at all those vile plastic gooks that probably sucked the shrimp dicks of 200 obese Korean businessmen for their """fame""".
Fuckin gross.
>>59864875
>>59864902
this
>>59864902
Literal faglord detected
who here /baggedwater/
>>59864902
>mfw there are people who legitimately want to racemix with these gooks
Fucking pump and dump dude
>he actually imagines himself playing and or singing his favorite song in front of his high school classmates
>these classmates then realize what a talented and deep individual anon is and want to befriend him
lmao what a fucking sperg, r-right guys?
>mfw litterally all americans in this thread are FAT FAGGOTS WHO ENJOYS GAY ANAL SEX
>>59864937
Why isn't it bottled?
>>59864939
Yes and?
@59864979
projecting a little bit too hard there
>>59864986
because bottles are shit, the future is in the bag
i buy everything bagged, even eggs
>>59864937
Sup my nigga
>>59864986
Because Canadianas are walking memes
>>59864848
>Chad
>yellow fever beta
Get fucked homo
>>59865013
is that bagged milk Senpai?
>>59864936
lmao son, look at that nasty plastic gook.
You know how much Korean businessman jizz she's had pumped in her to pay for that plastic surgery, just to look as """good""" as she does? Keep cranking your little wang to her while you can, cuckmeister. I'll be paying you a visit soon enough.
>>59864988
Looks like a pig
>>59865019
>liking objectively superior women is beta
I like playing D.Va and I'm decent at her but people yell at me for not being Reinhardt
Yeah I'm going to go to brazil to fuck trannies got a problem?
>>59865034
Well that's just like your opinion man
>>59865061
Not particularly
I want south dakota to leave. I fucking hate that meme state
>>59865046
You keep lying to yourself beta boy
>responding to him
I thought you were better than this, /cum/
I took a thick atheist /mena/ girl on a date the other day lads
Lifes good desu
>>59865126
frig off cunt
>>59865046
>yellow fever neckbeards unironically believe this
I fucking hate California
>>59865154
rude
>fucking men makes you gay
when will this meme end?
>>59865140
Ayy no need to get distressed just because SD is better than the actual South
>>59865178
when you stop being gay
>>59865154
same
always compliment their state to californians though, or they might get depressed and become a cancer transplant
>>59865046
>flat monkey face
>frog eyes
>poo eye color
>ugly yellow skin unless bleached
>built like a board
>puny breasts
>small asses without a nice plump shape
You can keep them desu senpai
>>59865154
Same. All westerners can fuck right off.
>>59865184
>hey anon let's go out for some soul/southern food
>sounds delicious! let's go
>hey anon let's go out for some south dakotan food
>literally what? fuck you anon I'm breaking up with you. is our relationship a joke to you? do you unironically expect me to eat buffalo and rocky mountain oysters? go find a different gf, it's over anon. kill yourself.
I hate the term "flyover" when used disparagingly. Nigger, if you don't live in a flyover you live in one of the least-cultured, most expensive states in the country. Coasts are shit.
>coasts are shit
>>59865327
ya, the west coast is shit.
>why no, I don't mind a draught here and there. at least we don't have guns
>>59865346
t. west coast ex-pat
>>59865268
>hey anon let's go on a horseback trail through the Wild West
>sounds fun! let's go
>hey anon let's go get diabetes
>no
>>59865303
Coasties have a culture though
It's being mean and stuck up
>>59865351
>at least we don't have guns
how is that a good thing?
>>59865358
well ya. ex-pat for a reason.
>>59865026
Yeah mate
>>59865371
>It's being mean and stuck up
>He fell for the Rhode Island memes
>>59865351
>draught
>>59865404
>bagged liquids
enjoy your ruptured bags
>>59865178
When more men become attractive desu
>>59865394
Because your parents couldn't afford to live there
>>59865428
Been alive for 21 years, and in not a single instant has one popped.
>excuse me gentlesir, I believe the correct spelling is "drought". your argument is now invalid :)
>>59865428
they dont rupture, theyre quality bags
an AMERICAN like you wouldnt know anything about bags
>>59865461
consider a drought and a draught are 2 completely different things...
>>59865489
consider californians aren't stricken with draughts...
>>59865371
>hey anon let's go hiking on the Appalachian trail, go to an amusement park, tour the world of coke, get drunk on authentic Georgian moonshine, get wasted on authentic Georgian meth
>wow anon that sound super fun, I literally want to suck your dick for such a thoughtful suggestion
>hey anon let's get lost in the corn fields
>"no"
>>59865507
California is one of the leading states in the country for microbrews, m80
I got a boo boo owwie on my willy :-( someone give it a kiss to make it feel better pwease
>>59865551
shut the fuck up
>>59865551
shut the fuck up
>>59863352
no you are too white
>>59865412
It isn't a meme buddy
Californians shit on my state because... well hell if I know, "flyover" seems less like a reason and more like just an insult
People from Oregon and Washington are a less proud of their states but keep the incredibly rudeness and nippy attitude of their southern neighbor.
Everyone south of Virginia is grouchy and aggressive and anyone north of Virginia is stuck pretty far up their own bum.
Strangely enough the nicest people I've met were New Yorkers brave enough to leave their concrete jungle.
>>59865518
>hey anon lets relax on the plains and go riding through boundless golden fields of grain into the western sunset
>gee wiz anon, that sure sounds like a swell ol' time!
>hey anon lets go do things you can do literally anywhere
>meh, sure I guess
>>59865521
How are the microburgeries?
>>59865518
hillbillies > rednecks
everyone knew this already my dude.
>>59865518
>hey anon let's get lost in the cornfields
That sounds fun
>>59865585
Do you eat your horses like you do your bison?
>>59865635
and painful, corn is pretty sharp
is california russia's best ally?
>>59865585
>people from Oregon and Washington are less proud of their state
That's wrong, those are 2 of the most arrogant states I can think of.
I am a professional willy stroker, just thought I'd let you boys know in case you ever needed a lesson on how to wank properly ;-)
>>59865657
they're mexico's greatest ally
Should I go to the movies with a 5/10 melike type Turkish hijabi girl
I'm so fucking desperate. Kissless virgin too
>>59865709
Do it.
Turk girls are nice
they call me chicken beef
>>59865649
We don't eat buffalo that often, only on special occasions like Native American Day, or as you barbarians call it, "Columbus Day"
Horses are a no go, once you consume horsey then the entire herd will bite you on sight
>>59865666
Well Satan, I haven't met too many, so I'm going off of what I've experienced
They don't go walking around wearing state merch like they're a human advertisement and mostly stayed quiet about their states
>>59865709
>>59865729
you are more intrepid than bear grills
cute
goodnight y'all cucks sleep tight, cya tomorrow
>>59865745
Kek. I knew you were an injun. btw are you really a grill
>>59865771
ramzan kadyrov is based as fuck
>>59865709
No, going to the movie theater sucks big time, take her elsewhere.
>>59865785
>Native American Day is a holiday in the U.S. states of California and South Dakota.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_American_Day
I'm muh heritage Irish for all intents and purposes
Why would a big mean bully like you want to know what's down there? Do you plan or touching my privates Mr. Cocacola?
>>59865729
>>59865769
>>59865797
She's 5/10 legit melike but shes hinted we could make out during the movies
Man in high school i couldve fucked cute girls but i pussied out. Is getting with ugly girls a bad idea
Went swimming for the first time in nearly a year and now I feel like shit, I even threw up a bit
This has never happened before, I can't be that out of shape
Especially since my job involves standing and walking around for like 20 hours a week
NEWWWW
>>59865902
>>59865858
Well, depends on how desperate you are, man. If your first time kiss isn't such a big deal to you just go for it and maybe bang her. Not worth it, in my opinion.
t. Kissless Ultra Virgin Lvl. 28
>>59865910
>297
fuck off
>>59865844
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_American_Day
what cucks.
post bagina
>>59865910
you are going to get a shut it down
>>59865944
>what cucks.
fahk u no vagoobur 4 u
why do mexicans gurgle cum before they swallow?
Vote vapenation for the 2016 smoke awards
hashtag vape
>>59865962
You have many buffalo images, how big is your compendium?
>>59866001
It's a waste to just swallow it all without having a taste of it first
>>59866001
u wot??!11
>>59866001
>;-(
>>59865178
thats a pretty gay thing to say
>>59866001
do they?
>>59866024
Little over ten buffalo
>>59865709
lmfaoing @ u
>>59865178
typical Californian
>>59866076
>>59866077
great
>>59865709
how ugly?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10292941/r
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
>>59866225
i'd let her toot me, if you catch my drift
>>59866349
but you are 70% hetero
>>59866225
>All those Bernie fags
Did this poll circulate Reddit or something?
I belong to my father in heaven, and his name is YAHWEEEEHHH
yeh nigga
>>59866225
post that on /pol/ and see the magic
