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Dead Americans edition.
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>>59865902
Bad Canuck! Don't post shit inside the house!
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lol
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;_;7
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>>59865941
>5'9"
I was that tall in 6th grade lel
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http://boards.4chan.org/fit/thread/37292991#top

Rate my /fit/ shitpost lads. Took a pic of my dads anti bacterial medicine
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Anime posting has declined greatly, would you say the quality of the general has also increased?
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>>59865987

it sounds like we need more anime
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>>59865987

>would you say the quality of the general has also increased?

to heights unimaginable.
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>>59865974
3/9
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>>59865973
>135 lbs
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fuck elvis
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>>59866048
He was my dad though...
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>>59866058

gibs me dat graceland money
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>>59866014

DELEETTT THISSS
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>>59865987
anime is for faggots
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>>59866131
Do you really go to Waterloo? Which major?
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>>59866131
no
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where are all the memes at lads?
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>>59866193
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>>59866193
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>>59866193
California, the land you left behind
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>>59866193
here you go

that'll be a buck o' five plus tip
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>>59866193
>>59866193
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>>59866232
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
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>>59866232

OH SHIT waddup
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>>59866232
▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 - - - - - (You)
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>>59866193
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>>59866232
OH SHIT WADDUP
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>>59866232
OH SHIT WADDUP
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>>59865941
he's right desu
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Quality thread guise
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>>59866225
who is this semen demon
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RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
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>>59866375

>animefag talking about "quality"
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How does it feel not having a state rival?
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>>59866388
She is my gf
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>>59865902
>twf there were 3x more murders in Chicago than US casualties in Afghanistan between 2002-2016
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>>59866418
feels ok man
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>>59866418

we have 2

3 if you count oregon
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>american gets asked where he's from
>he says the name of his state
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>>59866479
Each state is more relevant than your entire country
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>>59866494
THIS
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>>59866441
Lies

>>59866445
New York and Nevada?
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>you weebs with your shitty panty sniffing animes need to be culled
>now Berserk that right there is REAL anime, I suggest you fuck off and dont come back until you get some taste
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doing a clam chowder
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>>59866510

Texas and New York

nevada is just kinda there
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>>59866494

I don't think so.
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>>59865902
Died for Jewish supremacy ;_;7
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>>59866524
>Texas
>Rival
If I've been hearing right your invasion of their capital is going swimmingly
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>watching any form of chinese cartoon whatsoever

fuckin dorks lmao
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>>59866522
its pronounced "chowder"
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>>59866552

Texas and california have always been big rivals

>49ers/cowboys in the mid 80's/90's
>arguing over who has more mexicans
>who has more people
>which state is bigger
>muh liberals vs muh conservative paradise
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f87OQkzWQik
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>>59866566

ok
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I feel kind of fucked up. I like helping people of all kinds make it in America, but I don't like living near too many non-whites... am I fucked in the head? :(
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>>59866223
is this meme based on russkies constantly denying their invasions of other countries
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>>59866583
Oh, I always thought it was petty insults

Didn't realize Texas and California ACTUALLY try to outdo each other
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>>59866660
yeah. Proofsters is their official name.
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>>59866666
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I learned a new Japanese word today. げっぷ
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>>59866734

the most important word in the japanese language is Oppai

remember it well as it will help you in any situation should you meet a nipp
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>>59866734
ねっぷ
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What is the manliest, most badass male first name?
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>>59866418
Honestly I hate all states surrounding me except for two, so I think I'm covered.
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>>59866734
here's another one
しゃせい
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Ah lord, another day of filling out job applications.
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>>59866781
Saved.
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>Army recruiter says I need 3 character references, i.e. people that have known me for at least 10 years (which means I had to have met them when I was 9 or younger)
>Can't be family members
>Don't have any friends from that long ago
>Parents don't have any friends at all
Fugg, looks like my childhood autism has finally caught up with me. :D
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>>59866866
Put your teachers
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>>59866752
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>>59866767
Chad
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>>59866777
Which ones?
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>>59866767
mine
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>>59866882
I need full contact information for my references, and honestly I don't even remember my childhood teachers' names.
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WARRIORS B T F O

>73-9
73-9
>73-9
73-9
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Just found out about this Canadian Province
Any posters from there?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nunavut
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>>59866902
All except Ohio and West Virginia.

There are some caveats, like the fact that "most" of NY isn't so bad, but I live around a decent tourist destination so I get all of the asshole think-they're-rich NJ and NY tourists and it gets really annoying real quick.
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>>59866866
>people that have known me for at least 10 years (which means I had to have met them when I was 9 or younger)


The fuck? 10 years? That seems kinda unreasonable. Who's to say you even stayed in contact with your childhood friends, and if you haven't talked to them in years how are they even useful as a reference?

Sounds retarded to me tBh


>>59866964
It's a territory, not a province.

No one but Drunk, child molesting Inuits live there.
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>>59866866
Since when did the army need character references. So even the basic grunts need references? That's kind of odd. Is there really NOBODY you can use? Hell, even a neighbor??
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>>59866232
>>59866260
>>59866286
>>59866297
Shitty normie "meme" that belongs in the trash.
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>>59866966
>All except Ohio
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>>59866988
oh shiggidy, somehow missed the word "territory" while reading
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anime planes
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>>59866990
I moved to this house pretty much a decade ago,my neighbor on one side has changed like a million times and my neighbor on the other side is a war veteran who's still bitter about getting drafted and told me not to listen to recruiters because they're liars.
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>>59867042
No surviors
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>not being named after a prophet

kinda feel bad for people with lame names desu

>>59867002
just like the dumb frog you posted, thank you for the additional example
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>>59867039
Here's a little video showing Nunavut in the most positive light possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7KxDKI34Gw
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Bonjour, les francophones sont tolérés ici ?
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God, lat is a shithole.
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>>59867122
CHIIIIII
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>>59867122
You don't say?
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/int/ I think i can go to sleep without masterbating tonight
Are you proud of me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM0JE3IED7w
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>>59867121
seulement si tu parles en anglais et n'insultes pas le reste du canada
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>>59867198
Not really, I jerk off at most every other day as it is.
Sometimes I can't help myself and go two days in a row or even two times in one day but it happens less often than not Tbh.
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>>59867079
>not being named after a saint in Ancient Greece
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>You raise the blade, you make the change
>You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
>You lock the door
>And throw away the key
>There's someone in my head but it's not me
>and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
>I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
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>>59867083
That looks fucking terrible and apparently most of Nunavut agrees
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_in_Canada
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>>59867159
I know. Saying that is like saying Argentina is not white. It was obvious from the get go.
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>>59867122
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Drank some brotein and now my tummy is a tad upset
Better than being sore as fuck for half a week tho
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Post favorite non-english songs.
Hardmode: No weeb shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAhVbayGv4
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>>59867317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko
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>>59867317

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE
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>>59867317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QicHcmbGoFU
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I swear I am the only one predicting the Raptors to win against the Cavs.

I want them to win so that Canada can cuck them out of their own sport. Americans will get so butthurt about it for years.

>B-BUT LEAFS AND TRUDEAU, THEY ARE KEKS! SO IT DOESN'T COUNT
>REFS RIGGED IT
>WHAT NBA? I ONLY WATCH NIGGERTACKLEBALL
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>>59867349
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>>59867317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wOoLLDXbDY
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>>59867317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBleNfmkScA
bretty gud song
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>>59867317
Weebshit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQIopTSo2d4
Non-weebshit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw
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>>59867270

>During 1999-2003, the suicide rate among Nunavut males aged 15 to 19 was estimated to exceed 800 per 100,000 population

m8 there are only 31 thousand people living there now. it was probably a little higher back then.
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>>59867455

the lad literally said no weebshit
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>>59867388
Who is this meme elephant?
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>>59867469
No he said hardmode: no weeb shit
The first part of my post in on normal difficulty
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>Turkish Embassy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySCZoQhfSwE
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>>59867473
Canada's answer to the Easter frog
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>>59867349
>those screeches
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>>59867242
Si je parle en anglais ils ne seront pas que je suis francophone.Donc pour eux je serais un Canadien-anglais qui insulte l'Amérique du Nord.
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Why do people write edgy shit on the back of bus seats? no one cares. Makes me cringe.
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>>59867122
It was always shit but at least you could have some kind of conversation when the dolphin was the mascot character of the general, now it's shit in it's more pure form, one might even say it has transcended shit and has become it's own thing.
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>>59867507
>Someone saved my shitty Quebelephant edit
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>>59867553
oui, je ne parlais pas Francais. Le trois petit Cochons
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>>59867317
I don't think I can say I have a favorite but I like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtjvAzA4Y8c
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>>59867553
install redditflags then
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>>59867473
>>
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>>59867317
Easy as a fuck, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdnVVHfseA
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>>59866418
we do though, arkansas and oklahoma

and we're WAY better than either no contest so it feels real good
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>>59867614
Also Sigur Ros is pretty great to just chill out to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8iEJeh26E
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>tfw anglo living in quebec

nothing against quebec itself really but a lot of the laws and living in a place where you're the minority can be a challenge, both socially and in work. honestly i want to move to ottawa but it's expensive there and i would have to restart my driver's licence process from square one. i may just move to gatineau.
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>>59865902
>Trump says he's going to bring back conscription.

As long as I get my student deferment I'm good. If deferments aren't allowed, looks like I'll be singing IT AIN'T ME as Sir Donald tells us to invade some sandy shithole.
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>>59867810
>tfw too unfit to ever be soldier material
feels good
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>>59867838
This. We'd have to be in some serious shit for them to want me and my medical bullshit.

>>59867810
Is there a source on the Donald's comment though? I'd be shocked if that actually happened, and surprised if he really did say that.
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>>59867561
it has become a race to the bottom. Still better than the ochochan argentina board.
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>>59867838
I could shit my pants like Ted Nugent.

I don't get how someone like Nugent can claim to be a all-American patriot dude when he literally shat his pants to get out of serving.
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>>59867810
That better be bullshit. I am not dying for israel or sandniggers.
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>>59867810

hey canada, wheres your big pipeline?
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>>59867810
>>59867838
Pay attention, folks. These are the great warriors of /int/. And as many sexually frustrated jingoists here fighting tooth and nail for their "superior", "white, "best-est" and "greatest" country immeasurable to all the shitholes and shitskins that surround it, they will look for a way out of the draft
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>>59867899
Here's the source.

http://realnewsrightnow.com/2016/04/trump-on-revamping-the-military-were-bringing-back-the-draft/

>>59867838
I just lost some weight and pretty soon the fatty excuse won't work for me.
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Wasn't Trump a draft dodger? Why do people say he's an isolationist when he's literally said he would attack Iran to protect Saudi Arabia? Who is "messing" with America like he says? How can America afford more military and entitlement spending while massively reducing taxes?
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>>59867965
but I'm not a jingoist Croatia

I hope there is no reason for anybody to get drafted

but I know I'M not getting drafted :^)
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>>59868041
Yeah he was dodger. And to your second part. You have to look at his voting population. He loves the uneducated.
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>>59867965
>/int/ is one person

Getting real tired of this meme, lads.
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Is there a memorial in the town you currently live in?
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against the wind
little somethin against the wind
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>>59867979
Okay, now I can't tell if you're serious or if you're just trying to fuck with me/us
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>>59868064
2bh I want to like him and consider myself pretty conservative but he's just all over the place. If I lived in a swing state I would vote for him to put a conservative on the supreme court (his advisers will probably do most of the governing anyway, Gingrich will be the new Cheney) but if I lived in a blue or red state I probably wouldn't.
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>>59868121
Doesn't every town have some kind of memorial? I live in bumfuck nowhere Texas and there's a nice stone memorial at the courthouse. I'm not sure for what because I've never stopped to read it and I don't go outside anymore.
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>>59868142
I am still undecided. If you look as his history, believe it or not, Trump supported a lot of liberal and Hillary ideals. So, it is a choice between two flip floppers.
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Shalom again goyim
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Honestly I just want Trump to rip apart the GOP and put an end to the bipartisan shitfest.
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>>59868226
>Black penis
I'm sorry, this does nothing for me.
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>>59868226
>White woman
I'm sorry, this does nothing for me.
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>>59868263
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>>59868244
And then Democrats rule forever.

Two party system is much better than what we have, less people voted for Trudeau than Harper in 2011 (39%) and now he thinks he has a mandate to completely change the electoral system to a system that would ensure the Liberals always win without putting it to a referendum.
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>>59868226
>>59868285

From a scale of assburgers to full-blow autismo how autistic are you?
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>>59868294
I think the same dissonance is occuring with the Democrats as well, it's just not as noticed since Trump is always drawing attention to himself.

I like to think that a lot of people will end up learning more about Libertarian, but that's probably wishful thinking.
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literally never been offended by anything i've seen on /int/

r8
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>>59868348
8/8
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>>59868340
Is there a chance that the Democrats have a contested convention? Liberals on twitter seem to think it will be.
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>>59868364
Possible, but unlikely. I think the Democrats only need a majority of delegates to secure the nomination instead of the minimum requirement like the GOP mandates. Based on that, and the whole superdelegate nonsense, I'd be surprised if it happened.
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>>59868285
someone in school today wrotte an essay about why jews were bad people and he the teacher said it was perfectly made
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>>59868413
>tfw you'll never be a prairie hick living in Saskatchewan
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>>59868513

>move to sask
>adopt hick lifestyle

Ain't that hard. Sask is a boring shithole of nothingness though. I like rural living but not there.
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tbqh I wish broteampill would settle down with me in rural canada and let me at his pasty tim bits every night after a rip under the stars
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Trump is only fixing the GOP by making it more nationalist and less interventionist, though his administration would have to test how non-interventionist he truly is. best luck is he keeps our wars contained with direct threats such as ISIS. I can trust him not to overthrow a dictator of a stable country since he as pointed out the destabilization in Libya.
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>>59868513
pretty sure that's an eastern ontario accent though

i think of this song whenever i think of saskatchewan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDY6bWT5oTM
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>>59868591

the fuck is "broteampill"
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Trudeau lets his wife kiss Obama
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>>59868607
i think that would be you bud
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>>59868513
farmers are nice

inner city hipsters are pretentious and think stuff that was in on /mu/ 5 years ago is cool
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>>59868643

I don't know what that is
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>>59868607
>is Canadian
>doesnt know who brote is

Just sodoku right now
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>>59865941
>why is this object deciding its own destiny? Its like it's alive or something?
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>>59868654
My mom used to raise show horses and I spent a lot of time on farms and ranches as a kid; they were pretty nice folk.

City people are pretty shitty in comparison. Vapid and no work ethic.
>>
>>59868598
i think of this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-Zo3_VKQs
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>>59868674
>tfw he's playing warhammer right now and I can't banter because I'm still banned from his chat for a fake metal gear spoiler
mods = frauds
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>>59868674

I just looked it up. Apparently it's a gaming channel or some shit. IDK, don't really follow that stuff.
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>my small town was filled with tourists, cottagers, cidiots, and "new canadians" this weekend

yay summer
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>>59868778
Does "new canadian" just mean American liberal transplants? Are they already moving?
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>>59868788
Probably means rapefugee.
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>>59868788
New Canadians is a polite term for immigrants/non-whites.

American liberals moving here is a meme, it never happens. Conservatives were supposed to move here if Obama got re-elected.
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>>59868788

shitskin immigrants
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>>59868808
>>59868838
>>59868841
t.y. friends I hope they don't explode your town xoxo
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>>59868867
it's good because it gives us money but bad because they clog up the streets and the stores and they tend to leave messes at the river and in the park.
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Gotta stay up for awhile so I don't fuck up my sleep schedule think I'm gonna watch some kon lads.
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>>59868915

sounds pretty gay
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJbakKSIHt0

famous danish video blogger
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which should I play l a d s
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>>59868915
what's your favorite keion my dude
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>>59868926
What's wrong with her face?
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>>59868949

She's a Dane
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>tfw oreo supplies running low

send help, buds
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>>59868926
i really like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Sv8XkRAAU

she's pretty cute
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>>59868935
Azusa is OK, yui is pretty cute although seems kinda like the writers are trying too hard to make her likable and have everything always work out for her.

>>59868925
>all girl band
>gay
Yeah no
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>>59868990
help yourself fatty :^)
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>>59868926
famous canadian video blogger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwjmdnABacE
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>>59868993
utterly disgusting
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>>59869007

am skelly

pls help
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>>59868930
>all mans
Calling the feminism hotline right now
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>>59868990
NO MORE OREOS

YOU ARE ADMONISHED
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>>59869010
how come drake is so good?
>>
>>59869021
eat good food instead of oreos senpai
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>>59869033
'Cause he started from the bottom.
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>>59869017
fucking shut up
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>>59869033
rap more like cRAP lmao

like comment share subscribe for more
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>>59869068
you know nothing if you consider her cute
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>>59869038

cant afford them

am poor
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>>59865973
How tall are you now
Do you play professional basketball
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Who gettin torqued on a tuesday here?
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>>59869021
wanna live in my dungeon?
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>>59869103
>good food
>expensive
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>>59869082
*punches u*
you were saying?
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>hang out with new group
>every single one of them is in a relationship and talks about it constantly

i dont know how this happens, where are these people, how do they all meet each other, baffling, they just go around in a circle and talk about their partners and im sitting there thinking "how did she get a boyfriend?"
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>>59869118

*rattles*

>>59869119

food is expensive as fuck in the bay area, and you have to save what you can when you only work during the summer
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>>59869126

They get out of the house, work, go to school, develop a social circle you fucking basement dweller. Fuck.
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>>59869126
Sounds like a shitty clique. Get out. Don't hang out with them anymore.
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>>59869144
yeah i have no clue what groceries cost, but rice & any kind of canned beans can't be that expensive
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>>59869073
Agrigatou based marina
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>>59869144
I can second that. I worked in a port in the bay area and it was expensive as FUCK.
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>>59869156
I have lots of friends, i just dont get the odds of finding a group where(10+ people) are all in a long term relationship, and some people are annoying and ugly as hell
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>>59869021
i drew u

give me simple drawing prompts /cum/, I want to improve my mspaint skills
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>>59869124
*dodges*
*builds wall around you*

heh
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>>59868591
his laugh is cute desu
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>>59869187
haha FUCKING CAPTCHAS
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>>59869215

I said no papparazi photos

delet this
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>>59869189
*destroys wall*
*takes your danegeld away*

Too easy heh....
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>`He who needs least, has most.`

-St Josemaria Escriva

remember this /cum/. good night.
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>>59869255
*employs you at subsistence-level wages*
*enjoys higher quality of life thanks to your tireless low-cost labour*

ah yes
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>>59869326
*farts on u*
haha
*runs away*
>>
so i've decided to quit drinking urine lads
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>>59869385
What are you drinking now?
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>>59869400
cum
>>
post Quebecois qt pies pls
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>>59869385
>>59869400
>>59869410
lol /cum/
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>>59869400
im going to rely on diarrhea water for hydration, moving forward
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Who /eurobeat/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gJ8Sdoxt9Y
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>>59869457
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>>59869457
>>59869471
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What is trump's america going to be? no memeing. like what will the next 4 years will be like?
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aaaahhHH....aAAAAAAAHHH
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>tfw no Ui for a little sister
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>>59869465

don't mention eurobeat or you'll summon that retarded namefag
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when will I mustard up the courage to fucking KILL MYSELF already god fucking DAMN
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>>59869528

the entire chicano population will be executed by firing squad, the wall will go up, and america will enter another golden age
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>>59869556
u mean u lmao
>>
>>59869528
about the same as now but with even more political drama and internet shitposting

>>59869532
get it together Shinji
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>>59869563

How will shooting mexicans fix america?
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>>59869557
there are so many memes you haven't seen yet bud

come on let's go out for a rip
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>>59869573
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>>59866193
haha smug boy face meme
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>>59869580

the general populace will be happier, crime will go down, and LA will be 30% less of a shithole
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>>59867317
you're just gonna get a bunch of sigur ros

mum is pretty good tho but I think most of their songs are in english

does this qualify as "not english" and "not weeb shit" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZDf4vJm5HQ
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chicanos >>>> niggers

although i guess that ain't sayin much
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>>59869609
>the general populace will be happier
>>
Is it true you can quit smoking nicotine by smoking weed instead?
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>>59869589
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>>59867954

Down your mother's throat.
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>>59869326
this is american tier banter

>>59869384
good post
>>
can't do an internship this summer since I have to take care of my grandma, but figure I'll do some sort of personal coding project. anyone got some recommendations? was thinking of doing some sort of sports simulation game
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true you can quit smoking cock by smoking penis instead?
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>>59869632
>Whichever console you play, no matter how many hours a day, I could win at any game, Whether you're a boy or a girl or a supercomputer - It's often said, I should get some girly hobbies instead, but that thought fills me with dread, I'm not into sewing, baking, dressmaking, not-eating, bitching, submitting
Slightly upset desu
>>
>>59869698

Usually you start smoking penis to keep up the crack habit. My friend Winchester Wayne had trouble with that.
>>
Why is chicago the best city in the world?
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Just had sex, lads. She didn't hang around for hours afterwards and talk about feminism, either!

It was a good night
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How do you talk to women? it's a mystery.
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>>59869722

10/10 joke, lad
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>>59869709
don't be upset

is good song
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>>59869730
When chicago bankrupts like detroit will all nigga move to NY?
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>>59869728
No idea, was flirting with this girl in my class for a couple classes now and today she randomly mentions her boyfriend

Yep, onto the next one, thanks I guess
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>>59869748

none of those cities are even within 100 miles of each other
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>>59869709
plus she's super cute
>>
>>59869728
Just be yourself lel
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I was so close lads...

So fucking close...
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>the /TV/ 70m get was shit
Fuck lads
>>
>>59869765

ugry mongol
>>
>>59869758
>randomly mentions her boyfriend

I'm starting to understand homewreckers now. literally everyone is taken.
>>
>>59869728
like humans i reckon

wait sorry i'm on the chon

say something like "tfw (tee eff doubleyou) no gf" and then scream something about normies she'll totally laugh and get it and you're in
>>
>>59869776
Yet again lel...

>>59869778
I missed by 1 post, we posted at the same exact second
>>
the fuck is wrong with me
>>
>>59869787
once fucked then dated a girl who had a boyfriend when we started fucking

didn't end well, homewrecking is never a good idea, not just because it's scummy but because if you're dating a girl willing to cheat with you you're dating a girl willing to cheat on you

LIVE BY MY WORDS
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>cook pasta
>drain it
>add pesto sauce
>doesnt stick to the pasta and it just tastes bland and plain
>drain pasta but leave a little water to mix with the sauce
>washes all the sauce off the pasta and just pools at the bottom of the pot

WHY CANT I COOK RIGHT
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>>59869765
She still kinda got that 80's look but I can dig
>>
>>59869792

roight im gonna talk to a woman like I talk to my mates. lel
>>
>>59869747
balaclava posters >>>/out/
>>
>>59869804

this 2bh

if she's willing to cheat on her boyfriend with you, then she'd be willing to cheat on you with somebody else. You are no different, she just just a hoe. I mean if you're just looking for ass then go for it, if you don't mind being "that guy."
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>>59869808
You'll remember it for next time anon, thats how you improve
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>>59869819
>Talk to women like women
>Don't know anything about women so that fails off the bat
>Talk to women like men
>We become friends but that's literally it because making friends is as far you can go with men.
REE
>>
>>59869808
chill lil boi learn from your mistakes
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>>59869819
yes? have you literally never had a female friend?

rhetorical question i know you haven't

besides it's not necessarily talking to them like you talk to your friends, it's acting around them how you act around your friends, ie: not tense and nervous, this is very simple
>>
>>59869787
>>59869787
Yeah it was weird and I totally didnt expect it, she sat in front of me in the first class and interjected herself into my conversation with the girl next to me. She seemed cool and was cute, next class Im sitting down and glance at her as she walks in past me, she stops in her tracks and sits right next to me and we talk the whole time. and then today shes got a bf
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>>59869694
>sports
gay

make a roguelike
>>
>>59869830

it's like you WANT to summon him
>>
>>59869839

Don't take me wrong. I can get men to fuck me. it's women who are a mystery.
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>>59869848
>rhetorical question i know you haven't

I have mate. Friends is the key word here. wew.
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>>59869819
It's not that hard famalamalia.
Just tuck away your autism and pretend that they aren't judging you.
Grills like it when you ask questions about them so if you can't think of anything to say just ask some shit.
Not that difficult desu.
>>
>>59869778
at least /cum/ got many 7s the other night
>>
>>59869870
act around women how you act around friends, just be confident and make it known you're interested in subtle-but-not-subtle ways, it won't always be instant, literally just ask them out on dates

don't get oneitis, if it doesn't work with one girl don't get butthurt and complain on r9k or some faggot shit just move on to the next
>>
>hey lads lets get yanks, mexicans and "if you kill your enemies they win"ners and make a general, it'll be great!

Said no one ever
>>
goodnight /cum/bois
going to go read then enjoy my sleep in in prep for more night shifts
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Talking to women is easy, if she likes you and considers you worthy she'll say yes to you if you ask her out

thats it

"talking to women" is irrelevant, if you can ask her out do it, if you dont you lose

but you also lose if youre not worthy and 9/10 times you wont be

you cannot convince her to want you, she just knows

What im saying is if youre in, its already determined, and if youre not youre not
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>>59869855
That was my intention desu
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>>59869911

dont you have spiders to remove from your plumbing?
>>
>>59869911
>let's get australians, almost australians, and...baltic states? for a general

great idea

the only good gen is /carib/
>>
>>59869885
Wasn't here for that desu
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>>59869911
Well clearly someone did, otherwise we all wouldn't be here u dumbo.
Also,
>those triggering digits
>>
>>59869925
don't you have to remove numbers from your scale?
>>
>>59869918
this is bullshit advice, a girl can get to know and like you, just because you're only interested in appearances and first impressions doesn't mean they are

it's not realism, it's defeatism, and defeatism won't get you anywhere
>>
>>59869930
that's alright I'm just gonna take your digit

it looked kind of like this
>>
>>59865941
>5'9
>135 lbs
kek
>>
>>59869941

that doesnt even make sense

you couldve said "a scale to replace"

dumb aussieposter
>>
WE BUMP LIMIT NEW THREAD

>>59869965
>>59869965
>>59869965
>>59869965
>>59869965
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>>59869960
i was implying you need to lose weight, not that you'll be a fat cunt forever

See i'm trying to be nice.
>>
>there are websites that still stick descriptors in the title of their homepage
holy shit I don't want to delete shit when I'm adding bookmarks to the toolbar

just put YOUR FUCKING SITE NAME IN THE TITLE FOR THE HOMEPAGE

SO I DON'T HAVE TO DELETE SHIT TO ADD IT TO MY BOOKMARKS TOOLBAR

EVEN TUMBLR CAN GET THIS RIGHT HOL Y FUCK
>>
>>59867083
that guy looks like spenny
>>
>>59865902
I'd be more than ok with this if these were Canadian flags instead of American ones
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