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/brit/

/cum/ edition.
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>>>/v/321695605
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im faded off a whole pill
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anmay
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Halal anime.
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>>52742418
Together Forever
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wasn't trying to put a accent on so it came out very weird

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EZlXpOsRnW
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Why did she block me tho??

She was all over me . Maybe I was too cold.
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waiting for the valium to kick in
wish i would die in my sleep
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>>52742418

If you're not getting drunk and watching anime on New Years then you don't belong here.
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>>52742491

Anime is for loser british boys.
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Best version desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBgksa0cm9Y
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top qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d080dZl9FiU
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>>52742491
im getting drunk and talking to real girls lmao
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smashed my middle finger in car door lads cant even press W with it my night is ruined
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>>52742515

Heheh
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>>52742491
FONT
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doing a go to bed
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>>52742459
what kind of pill
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>>52742561
good eyes
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>>52742561
good nigh
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>>52742561
join me x
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>>52742562
Slag tablets
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>>52742598
no, you join me

I have a doublebed and I'm always on one side of it
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>>52742611
fuck off billionaire
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>>52742561
pic looks like something from Amateur Allure
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>>52742266
just tell the truth to everyone who was there and be done with it.

if people want to fuck their lives up, you can intervene once. if you do, and they take it on board and go through with it, fuck them. it's their mistake to be made 2bh
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>>52742602
why did that bint take sunglasses to a club
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>>52742611
ah yes that would probably be better desu
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>>52742561
fingered this bird outside a nightclub in carlow once
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>>52742649
Fashion
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>>52742695
they look 30
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>>52742653
bed.
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>>52742649
hide her mandied to fuck eyes
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>>52742700
ur mum looks 30
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Based Muhammad Ali
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVpfcq4pV5U
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>>52742702
>>52742667
bye :3!
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>>52742700
That's a result because they're probably 40
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>>52742722
thanks
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sam harris is the greatest philosopher since hegel
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>>52742670

fucking gross mate.
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>>52742740
>being unironically proud of keeping commies afloat
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does it count as downloading if I just look through facebook albums?
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WHOOP THERE IT IS
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whats FONT
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>present from mum, dad and brother

Are they trying to tell me something?
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cold out
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>>52742772
sam harris is unfunny as fcuk
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Opinions on the M50 lads?
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>>52742836
H A T E I T
A
T
E
I
T
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>>52742830
well he's not a comedian
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>>52742811
Forgot pic haha
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wish hitler had invaded us in WW2 and won the war
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/brit/ is our greatest ally
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>>52742772
shut the fuck up
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might have a wank then do a go to sleep
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>>52742847
That you're a pleb
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>>52742806
no not unless you save them
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>>52742870
No it isn't
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>>52742845
do you think he makes his retarded meme videos for fun or something?

plus he does stand up
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>>52742847
I think it's "We know it's not a problem, it's your solution."
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>>52742801
>keeping commies afloat
it didn't though
most of the yank lendlease stuff arrived too late to be used in the early decisive battles on the eastern front, and instead only began arriving after the russians had started pushing jerry back
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remidner that 2016 is the year
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>>52742880
got into bed
playing with my erect willy right at this moment desu
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>>52742887
who the fuck saves facebook photos?
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>>52742649
ive actually been to clubs where sunglasses were needed because the lights were so scatty while twisted but tbf that looks like some shitey local club shes just doing it for memes
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>>52742921
sersh
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>>52742912

Also jon oliver is coming back beginning of 2016. Can't wait. love that guy.
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>>52742880
i assume this is the second of the night

i mean you wouldnt lie would you; you wouldnt tell a fucking bare faced lie little shit
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>>52742938
I'm still here haha

actually leaving now bye have a nice wank
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>>52742912
mfw
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>>52742938
no
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>patriotism
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>>52742904
are we thinking of the same guy
I thought Sam Harris talked about Atheism and Islam and stuff
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>>52742924

me
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>>52742947
baka you are worse then me

>>52742945
never wank more then once a day desu
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>>52742912
Going to kiss a girl in 2016. Promise.
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I always come here when everyone is in bed already
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>>52742904

that's sam hyde you complete fucking retard

filtered
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would you rather fuck cara and have to eat her shit, or kill cara with a knife and be forced to fuck maisie?
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>>52742987
are you going to like it?
will it taste of cherry chapstick?
will your boyfriend mind it?
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>>52742970
normally thats the case with me tbf but for some reason before christmas i went wanking-mad
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New
>>52740945
>>52740945
>>52740945
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>>52742987
same

might even get one in bed before 2020
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spill ghost blood on my coat
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>>52742997
ahahaha

im drunk to be fair m8
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another successful wank to add to my CV lads :)
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slopes
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>>52743028
good lad

keep them cumming
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>>52743002
>kill cara with a knife and fuck maisie

Where's the downside?
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thievin cunt fuk
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>>52743013
Plan is to kiss one before my birthday and to sex one before Christmas. Reckon I can do it. Just hope I can do it without compromising my morals.
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Why dont you just printscreen pictures instead of saving them if youre that paranoid?
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>>52743079
me at the back
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>without compromising my morals.
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>>52743079
Rockniggers OUT
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>>52743066
when is your birthday
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a lot of change but i swear i never changed
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>>52743079
>this was nearly four years ago
>in six months time the Olympics will be back in hueland
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>>52743050
You kill cara and fuck Maisie?
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sk cyn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlDLd8MBkeE
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>>52742997
kek
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going to attempt sleeping now.
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>>52742830
Sam Hyde is a satirist, but he doesn't make the stuff that he makes for the purpose of being 'funny', as in a stand up comic. The humour is a means to an end. He does what he does as a political message.

And not like a specific political message either (although he himself clearly has conservative beliefs), but just as a means of shaking people up to rise them out of their stupor.

He's exactly what postmodernists and 'subversive' liberals try to be.
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>i believe in morals and natural rights
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>>52743136
bugger off will ye
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>>52743118
June.
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>>52743079
I still follow her on twitter from when this was first posted desu
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>>52743130
Sure, that what we call a win-win
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i go from zero to one hundred quite fast let me tell you
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>>52743139
>that is what sam hyde autists actually believe
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>>52743154
the 29th?
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>>52743126

>usain bolt is way past his prime and will never even run a 9.6 again
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>>52743150
xoxo
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>>52743174
are you a car?
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>SO ANON I HEARD YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE REFUGEES, IS THIS TRUE!?
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>>52743180
Yes. I'm the guy that Sershlad put a reminder down for.
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>>52743154
consider yourself doxxed ;^)
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>>52743201
noted
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>>52743126
>olympics were nearly 4 years ago

wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

that means beijing was 8 years ago what the fuck where is time goingggggggg
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got swollen lymph nodes again
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>>52743175
You're exactly the sort of person he tears down.

You aren't used to being torn down though so you reduce it all to something to the likes of a mechanical error.
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>>52743206
Don't dox me lad. That's mean.
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>>52743221
poke a hole in them
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>>52743196

Why is it always the people who don't care at all about politics who treat you like Hitler the minute you say you wouldn't like the refugees coming here?
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could rachel be the next /brit/ girl? Do I just have to force it for weeks or what?
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>>52743189
i was commenting upon the immediacy of my temper
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>>52743210
Don't do that.
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>Enthusiast mac users

Really don't get these people 2bh. I mean the types of people who literally know everything about computers and are hyper nerds. Why would you ever use a mac.

That's like being really into cars but owning a Ford Mondeo
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>>52743263
who?
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>>52743263
If you can endure a torrent of abuse then yeah sure
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>>52743263
Forgot pic I'm a retard
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Just tried some Yank cheese. 'Genuine Wisconsin extra sharp extra mature cheddar'. Tasted like nothing and had the texture of a fucking babybel.

Also tried about 4 or 5 beers so far and they're also all shit.
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fucking off now goodnight
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>>52743270
why not?
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>>52743293
Been done before m8
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>>52743293
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>>52743326
fuck off x
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>>52743293
Rachel had her chance
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>>52743313
but muh microbrews
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Cho was best Harry Potter girl.
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>>52743327
Because you're putting pressure on me. Same way I can't be dead or I'll miss Sershlad's happy birthday.
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>>52743263
I mean, she's smart funny cute hot and an absolute qt. What's there not to like? 100% British ladette.
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>>52743326
*waits until you're asleep and then kisses you on the forehead*
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>>52743354
She's a cheating slut tbqh lad.
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>>52743349
too late

you have:
>184 days until Wednesday June 29 2016
>a Wednesday 6 months and 1 day from today
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might have that wank now
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>>52743373
*it was a mop*
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Enjoy up to 20 dates!

7pm: Event starts with registration and open socialising. Latest registration 7:30pm

8pm: Speed dating part of the night with a 20 minute break in the middle

9:30pm: Post event social with a live DJ.

11pm: Night ends

Drinks offers on the night.

Please note the dress code for this event is smart /casual. Ages 18 to 30 only.
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>>52743389
Fuck sake lad. I just hope you survive the mudwave so I can rub it in your face.
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>>52743339
>>52743328
What went wrong? She's better than every /brit/ qt apart from cara and it's still really fucking close. I just want to snuggle with her and night so she can whisper maths into my ear as she lays there sweaty after our cute spooning and snugglefuck.
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>>52743390
>CRT TV

fucks sake, how old is that photo?
>>52743412
You're a mop
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Friendly notification that this Canadian >>52742816


is attempting a raid
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>>52743432
1. She's a literal Jew.

2. She is a lot less qt than you think
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yanks inbound
abandoning fred
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thinking about converting to christianity lads
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DON'T NEED MONEY
DON'T TAKE FAME
DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
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>>52743423
>speed dating

literal AIDS
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>>52743474
whats the point
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>>52743245
muh compassion
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I AINT SAYIN SHE A GOLD DIGGER
BUT SHE AINT MESSIN WITH NO BROKE NIGGERS
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need something to post on yik yak
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Met a nightclub owner and aside from being a complete crook, he managed to put me off nightclubs desu.
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>>52743487
heaven
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>>52743474
Good lad. You're always welcome in the Catholic Church.
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>>52743474
don't bother joining a church fám it's all shite, just try to live by christ's teachings
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>>52743458
1. Even if she is which I doubt that's hardly noticeable and she's still hot

2. No she isn't

3. That pic is fake

Maisie is a right fucking slag and she's ugly too
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>subscribing to any belief system
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>>52743511
He probably thought you were a right faggot
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>>52743518
never even learned my prayers i'm doomed lmao
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>>52743505
Something about refugees being black and tan.
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>>52743348
TAE PUMPKIN PASTAES PLEASE
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>normies
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>>52743432
Because anyone who is attracted to an adult female is not autistic enough to spam pictures of her 24 hours a day 7 days a week for months on end until it reaches meme status.
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>>52743554
I don't think he did
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>>52743597
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>>52743597
y u mad tho?
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>>52743598
Happens with Cara
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>>52743586
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>>52743627
No, you don't think he did but he did
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>>52743432
>apart from cara
you what
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shite telly this year
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what the he*k laptops direct, I paid for a 3 day delivery and it's been 10 now and my order still hasn't been dispatched.

what the fri*k do I do lads.
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>>52743680
I don't think he did because he was obviously gay, so probably not interested in me
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>>52743704
hes not wrong 2bh
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>>52743428
thanks, y-you too
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*strokes penis thoughtfully*
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>>52743641
Cara looks like a 12 year old boy and is spammed relentlessly by autists.
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>>52743637
middle is cute tbf

still a slag though probably
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I don't really know how I ended up listening to Cotton Eye Joe, but there we are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM
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>>52743757
he's well wrong tbf
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>>52743769
Rachel is however a complete qt and doesn't need to sell her body like Cara, she is as good at maths as I imagine she is in bed... Amazing
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>>52743769
She gets paid millions purely for how she looks and gets fatties extremely angry who think their cartoon girls are nice looking.
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>>52743762
unironically do this
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>>52743752
Just because he's gay doesn't mean he can't think you're a faggot
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marina
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>>52743011
looks like janny fell asleep waheyyyy
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>>52743432
that cheating slag doesn't come close to my norwegian beauty son
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>>52743783
absolute confirmed banger
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you are a monkey with a brain full of mush
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>>52743807
it's like that guy kardashian who literally is so rich he never has to work a day in his life, and can afford the best trainers/chefs, and still gets fat as fuck.

people like that just shouldnt be alive
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the best gimmicks are the ones that I post
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>>52743823

looks old
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>>52743900
"no"
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>>52743888
Partially agree
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just marathoned all the LotR films lads. highly enjoyable tbph.
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are jason manford and peter kay two different people
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really need to get around to this wank
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>>52743900
>not wanting to shag older women
bit bent that
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>I really don't see what's wrong w being overweight if they're totally healthy like obesity is a different issue lol
>87 likes
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>>52743961
Do it to Rachel's bum lad
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>>52743974
she's literally 30, is that what you consider "older" women?
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want isral to nuke mecca
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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under my umbrella
ella
ella
eh
eh
eh
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>>52744040
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
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>>52744068
!?
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>the porn thread is approaching 200 replies
there is no mod
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>>52744063
Freeeeeeeeeeee Nelson Mandela
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>>52744098
Janny's taking a christmas break
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see ya lads
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>leopard print
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>>52744016
that is kind of an older woman compared to most of us
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>>52744098
that's no porn thread
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>>52743979
some swedish study just found that it literally makes no difference to your health and lifespan if you're fat as fuck an exercise, versus being fat as fuck and sedentary

fatties btfo
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>>52744168
well why would it? you're fat either way
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Of the khv trio no kiss is the most pathetic because it requires no reciprocation. Just lean in for a peck and bam, you are now simply a v/hv.
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>>52743183
>I am a living legend, bask in my glory
--Usain Bolt
Could the bloke be any more of a ponce?
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girls tend to cross the road when they see me coming lads, is this a good thing? like they don't want to get embarassed when they have to make eye contact with me?

i'm very attractive and not a manlet and I dress well
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looks like we've entered late night /brit/ lads

happy to see you all here tonight
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>>52744202
it's obvious that it doesn't, except delusional fatso's argue that it's not true at all.

to most normal people, it's blatant but they're delusional morons trying to justify their obesity.
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>>52744155
yeah but people in their early 30s usually aren't different much physically from people in their 20s. if you say you're attracted to "older women" it's usually older women
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>>52744233
yea but what color is your skin
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why are the british so miserable.
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>>52744277
white of course, can't you see my flag?
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>>52744306
why are north americans so phoney
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>>52743782
You think THAT is cute?
You're right buggered son. Twisted brain what's that.
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>>52744320
Of course I do Muhammed Allet Du bar Khaziz Dalla
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>>52744341
cute in comparison to the other two munters

on a global scale she's like a 5/10
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Im sick of this fucking depression cloud over my head. How do I get rid of it? Anyome here got rid of it? They say to achieve hapiness you have to help others?
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>>52744320
that's why I asked, Patel
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>>52744384
depression isn't real, get a job
>>
>>52744384
depression IS real, get a job and forget about it
>>
>>52744384

go for a long walk every day
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Met a girl in uni with the qtest nose I've ever seen. Met her sister and her sister has a hooked one. Felt bad for her sister.
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>>52744444
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>tfw crooked nose
>tfw no one else in my entire family has one
>was called a jew at school just because of my nose
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>>52744384
Listen to this, always cheers me up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY
>>
executing the final stages of a wank
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>>52744384
have you tried britfeel?
>>
>>52744384
This is something that you have to deal with.

There is no magic trick, just live as best as you can, change things up, and TRY to wake up every morning ready for what is to come.
One day you may wake up happy, another, you may wake up depressed as usual, but that is progress

You can do it anon, I believe in you.
>>
>>52744552
havent even started yet desu
>>
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>52744399
>>52744415
who says he doesnt?
kill yourselves
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>>52744384
Join the Dwekh Nawsha and help kill ISIS. You'll either be too tired or too pumped with adrenaline to be depressed.
>>
Might be starting 2016 with a gf lads

If not I'm gonna kill myself via drink
>>
I work, shitpost and sleep
I hate life
>>
>>52744691

then replace work or shitposting with something else
>>
>>52744384
Yeah I have sort of got rid off it
it never really goes away though
>>
so i went to a christmas party with 3 beers and a little bit of weed intending to stay for a few hours and then drive home but ended up being plied with mdma and cocaine and making a complete tit of myself. i was a dick to a taxi driver and then smashed a glass on puropse and my mate had a go at me. but they were the ones who made me take drugs so what th efuck
>>
>>52744384
>>
>>52744691
I have 2 weeks off

I don't know what to do
>>
Eating a big bowl of Quality Street haha
>>
>>52744632
>Dwekh Nawsha
Dwekh Nawsha is practically non-existent. The majority of foreign fighters join the YPG, which is SDF now I guess.
>>
>turn on my mobile network
>try to make 4chan post
>it tells me I'm banned
>ban is from some tripfag in 2013

what the fuck lads? do they actually re-use IPs?
>>
>>52744742
go travelling?
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>>52744798
What network m8?
>>
>>52744758
based. christmas present? lol
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>>52744812
no why
>>
>>52744742
What >>52744812 said

Go Skandi for a week or so
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Have to go to blackburn tomorrow

I hate going to blackburn
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>>52744632
Holy shit, is that the all of them? How many are under 40 years old, damn
>>
>>52744846
what

do you expect me to have money or something
>>
Girl I like added me on LinkedIn, lads.
>>
>>52744857
>blackburn
unlucky, what for?
>>
>>52744872
>German flag
>not Greek flag
Yes.
>>
>>52744922
you disgust me
>>
fuck talking over text, it's so fucking boring and awkward. But it's the only way to talk to qt's so you're forced to do it. How do these people text thousands of times a week?
>>
>>52744857
Blackburn, of all places
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>>52744384
Convert to Zoroastrianism
>>
really fucking bored lads reee i want to be at the beach
>>
whats the point of pain really lads? i got my fingers caught in a car door earlier and the pain was unbearable. what evolutionary advantage does rolling around in agony because of a relatively unimportant injury have?
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Do you even have natsoc qts in your general?
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>>52744823
No, my parents just buy a couple tins around Christmas time so they can put a bowl out when company comes round
>>
>>52744954
yes me
>>
>>52744837
something to do


>>52744954
no
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>>52744942
Same to you, learn to finish what you started Hans.
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>>52744952
Negative conditioning?
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yes/no?
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>>52744952
to tell you you've injured yourself so you can avoid further injury and bring attention to it.
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>>52744954
>brown eyes
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unfriended her on fb lads. officially lost my best (and one of very few remaining) friend ;_;
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>>52744857
That's where the Rovers are from.
>>
>>52744952
to let you know something is dangerous and to stay away from it
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>>52744813
orange/EE mate why?
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>>52745033
EE is ok but
>Orange
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What kind of accent does Daniel Radcliffe have?
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>>52744998
100000% yes

>>52745012
brown eyes are good on women but it depends on the person really
>>
do brits like yank accents are sexy the same way yanks love brit accents?
>>
>>52744965
is this a poor man's celebrations
>>
>>52745067
Gay
>>
>>52745074
no
>>
>>52745074
They seem to like the Cali grill that vacaroos here
>>
hmmmm
I'm thinking

about stuff
>>
>>52745064
I don't know mate when I signed up to my contract it was orange but then it changed to EE/t-mobile or something

it says I have a t-mobile signal now actually
>>
>>52745111
That's because she's a girl mate
>>
>>52745074
in short, no. but they're not offputting at least
>>
>>52745111
is this a cali accent?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qgR8QcHiNs
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>>52745128
Tomato/potato lad
>>
>>52745074
as a whole, no, but it depends
>>
reminder that americans are not part of the anglosphere
>>
gays are mentally ill
>>
>>52745160
>>52745143
what about ossie accents?
>>
>>52745074
put it this way, a british person probably has a british accent they dislike far more than the american accent. for me it's people from birmingham
>>
>>52744952
its yer body's way of saying "eh you cunt, stop that, haha"
>>
>>52745189
actually we're in charge of the anglosphere
>>
>>52745153
Sounds like general American to me but I'm from CA
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marry fuck kill
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ja
>>
IM SO FUCKING BORED
I GET STRESSED THAT IM WASTING MY TIME ANY TIME I DO SOMETHING
>>
just finished my wank


was very good
>>
>>52745199
uncle brought his aussie family over, 5 year old girl is adorable with her accent desu
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>>52745118
>>
>>52745254
nonce
>>
>>52745249
nee
>>
>>52745153
that isn't really a california accent
>>
>>52745199
the australian accent screams fun and banter tbqh
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>>52745278
Cie
>>
leftism is a mental illness
>>
Pissed off with Vodafone desu

Already had problems moving my number and their billing of me, now my signal drops all the time and I don't even get data.
>>
>>52745253
I had a wank earlier. I did it to relieve stress but apparently that just made me finish after maybe 40 seconds? Didn't feel that good.
>>
just had a sick in my mouth
>>
>>52745318
better then on your bed lad
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cara
>>
too many JFs ITT this time of night
doing a beddy byes x
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>>52745318
>>
and now i know how joan of arc felt
now i how joan of arc felt
as the flames to her roman nose
and her walkman starting melt
>>
>>52745345
ok goodnight o
>>
is the cali vocaroo girl about

think i recognise her voice from somewhere but only just realised it
>>
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>height starts with 5
>>
hello
>>
She said she wasnt in love with me
>>
IT STARTED WITH A WHISPER
>>
hahahaha i'm still awake and i have to be up in 4 hours hahahahahahahah
>>
>>52745460
fuck off
>>
>>52745388
agreed, 500cm people are freaks
>>
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MORE IMPACT
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>>52745477
i do that all the time during uni semesters

i feel like shit during the day and i'm probably contributing to early death, but i just can't stop browsing the internet
>>
listening to dad rock
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>>52745478
fight me
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STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN
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>>52745545
is this rooney or cena
>>
>>52745545
>driving an opel
lmao
>>
>>52745508
this

I won't make it to 40
>>
>>52745568
its kev
I do see the Rooney likeness though
>>
We're not going to take it
>>
>>52745582
i'm 25 years old and have gotten drunk every single night for 4 years so i think i'm a better candidate for not making it to 40 than you desu
>>
>>52745611
>i think

that's the problem
>>
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CONTEMPORARY
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>>52745599
up the shitter
>>
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On my way back from dublin
sixth time this week
>>
>>52745682
Why does Kev say he's Welsh?
>>
>>52745682
looks warm out there 2bh
>>
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honestly think Carrie Fisher might be the finest example of a 'slag to hag' haha x
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>>52745725
nah
>>
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>>52745714
>>
How to become an electrician?
As the above
>>
I was made for loving you baby
>>
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eating chocolate coins 2x B ernest
>>
>>52745767
>How to become an electrician?

Study and practical experience.

>>52745769
>I was made for loving you baby

John Cena?
>>
>>52745769
you were made for lovin me
>>
what's the Detroit of Wales?
What's the Tijuana of Scotland?
>>
>>52745769
lewd
>>
>>52745820
good lad
>>
>>52745822
>what's the Detroit of Wales?

Wales
>>
turn around
>>
>>52745822
>what's the Detroit of Wales?
Abergaveny

>What's the Tijuana of Scotland?
Gretna Green
>>
>>52745822
>What's the Tijuana of Scotland?
Kilmarnock or Irvine imo, parts of Glasgow are also run-down shitholes
>>
>>52745822
Swansea
Glasgow
>>
>>52745794
those actually taste good 2 b h
>>
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>>52745863
>>
>>52745822
all of wales
>>
every now and then I get a little bit lonely
And you're never coming round
>>
turn around...
>>
>>52745884
how was your crimbo thailad
do they celebrate Christmas in thailand
>>
>>52745884
Fuck off Thaichad, like you even reember the British Isles
>>
every now and then I get a little bit tired
Of listening to the sound of my tears
>>
>>52745951
..every now and then i get a little bit lonely...
>>52745954
Great, not really but there's some stuff to do..
>>52745959
Good morning, how are you?
>>
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
>>
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this is socialising, right lads ... ?
>>
ask a guy who has sex with his cute girlfriend on a regular basis anything

and yes i am not lying haha, just got done plunging my cock into her nether regions less than 30 minutes ago hahaha so the sex endorphins are still fresh you see (only people who have sex would know what this post sex endorphin rush feels like btw so its like im talking in code to the people in here who are not virgin scum)

yes
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>>52746004
>Good morning, how are you?
all the hornier for seeing your flag
>>
>>52746015
yeah sure
>>
>>52746015
sort of
>>
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>>52746015
no sorry

I hate you all
you and your stupid singing
>>
>>52745885
but difficult to open without fingernails
>>
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>>52746032
here you go m8, go nuts..
>>
>>52746004
do you speak thainese

(little world play because I don't know what it actually is haha)

>>52746044
all me tbqh
>>
>>52746015
i feel far more comfortable on /brit/ than i do with people irl

we all have things in common here, we all fit into this thread
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>>52746053
>>
for my next song something a little more upbeat

you and me.... we used be together... everyday... always...
>>
>>52746068
>>52746103

please stop, oh god my ears
>>
>>52746068
Yes, also it's just 'Thai'
>>52746089
wew
>>
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>>52746053


post boipussi
>>
Just spent the lastss 40 mins iin /cum/ lads

Thought it s was /britt haHA

shit faced tonight
>>
everyone look at this daft twat haha >>52746045

>>52746117
Don't speak
I know just what you're saying
So please stop explaining
Don't tell me cause it hurts
>>
>>52746142
waheeyyyyyy
>>
>>52746142
haha what a twat
>>
>>52746103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taOL5HJdx1A#t=30s

Good lad
>>
cold out
>>
>>52746172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ

bad lad
>>
new lads

>>52746175
>>52746175
>>52746175
>>
>>52746137
>>
>tfw unironically extremely needy and insecure
KILL ME
>>
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>>52746087
>we all fit into this thread

Seems like more arguing than anything tbqh

>Anime this, nonce that
>Kpop this, Gook that
>meme this, lisicki that
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