wigan edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4QvXSpV8Ps
maisie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc
Lets do it together.
amazing.
>>52740113
fat cam.
grime is embarrassingly bad
sea horsey
>>52740205
have you seen brooklyn?
lads...
*smokes a SCP*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxOdEXSSDAM
>filter county names of extraflag posters
Feels good being a city flag masterrace then.
>>52740135
>wigan
https://twitpic.com/d8bmn4
>>52740235
RUSSIAN AGGRESSION!!!!
FIRE THE NUKES!!!
>>52740231
Finished it about an hour ago
I desperately need an Irish gf.
>>52740176
What's the point in even coming here?
kpop desu lads
Set up the VPN for mum but as feared all the servers are blocked from posting so it's a couple more weeks of Yanking for me.
>>52740181
K I C K I T K E V
>>52740179
>>52740189
>>52740192
great start desu desu
I want a wild, passionate evening with Sawako.
just had a pee.
>>52740198
Don't know him. Haven't been keeping up with all the nicknames anons are getting!
Feeling /cold/ & /vurable/ atm ( at this moment ) lads
>>52740135
WIGAN MENTIONED
EVERY FUCKING YEAR ASDA GETS FLOODED
EVERY
FUCKING
YEAR
can't sleep until 2ish desu
>>52740274
where does this picture of him come from?
>>52740205
>innie knuckles
truly the definitive mark of a fatty
hey
gonna do a play of some ps4 desu
>>52740273
what am i meant to do with that pic now i ask you
>tfw went to that stadium around this time a year ago for wigan v sheffield
>not a fan of either team
>was so cold i thought i would lose toes
>wigan didn't even win
never setting foot in wigan ever again.
>52740300
beeing this new!!!!!!!!!!!! freakin epic
>>52740202
https://youtu.be/AUL_OBdyUcM
>>52740273
We'll still be able to tell
Philosophy is literally the most meta subject there is, it's entirely about the pursuit of wisdom in all of it's most holistic forms. Psychotherapy, experiments, mathematics, religious experience - all of it comes under the subset of the wider philosophical search for truth.
>>52740317
facebook i think
>>52740322
what game
girl at work wants to buy my iphone 5 from me but i dont know what price to ask for 2bh help lads
>>52740294
She deserves all the pain she gets.
>>52740319
fukin wop pis of cun
high like sky
big like ben
>>52740181
I was literally just thinking earlier today how the kersel massive don't get enough attention on /brit/
why is alex neil rapping in a wolves shirt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_2cfV3T2l8&feature=youtu.be&list=FLyjG0jw0JXp4TZ9US-11Z5g
this makes no sense at all to me
Daisy 2bh.
need to go to bed now so i can fix my sleeping schedule
but i'm not tired in the slightest
Hey! I heard we are all coming up with nicknames! I'll be excitedbro because I'll use exclamation marks all the time! That's how you'll know it's me from my posts haha!
What's gay sex like? Is it romantic or more sordid and gross?
>>52740305
Can't even fucking spell properly, going off now lads night x
>>52740330
>unironically watching wigan
they didn't even have any fans in the premier league, never mind being a team in decline in the championship then.
>>52740417
misread this as andrew neil lmao
>>52740389
i used to try and post it a bit a while ago but nobody seemed interested desu
Anime and nicknames are the cancer of brit
>>52740205
wow her skin is awful
so i'm on my way home when I meet a car going the other direction. someone threw a bag of sick at my car.
What is wrong with people?
>>52740427
order some valium
>>52740441
It's like shitting in reverse
>>52740484
gonna have to agree with this one
>>52740135
Leyland is like wigan without the wiggers
>>52740427
same lmao
had 2 hours sleep so i should be tired
but i'm not for some reason
Word of advice
Don't ever,
EVER,
move to Wigan
Literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
i went to school with lads who got up to this sort of lark lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ
>>52740467
they play in league one now kek
literally losing my best friend lads
i fucking hate my life
>>52740433
what. are. you. like. ha. ha. ;. ).
>Anime and nicknames are the cancer of brit
>>52740246
Love listening to New Age mumbo jumbo tbqh.
>live with girl
>very thin walls
>extremely loud shitter and farter
>tendency to groan and strain as well
>afraid to shit because I don't want gross her out
>whenever she's in the flat and i need a shit, i head across town to the local mcdonalds
>shit to my hearts content in the mcdonalds toilet
>use the same stall everytime
>will sometimes order a burger and eat it in the stall
>she must never find out
>need to shit on average twice maybe three times a day
>she probably thinks i'm a drug dealer the amount of times im in and out the flat
>one night mcdonalds was closed and couldn't go anywhere else
>took a shit in a bag i had in my car
>threw it out the window
Seriously...
>>52740370
gta5
*gently opens your pussy*
lets have a look inside....
*gets out his flashlight*
anime is nice. plebs out.
>>52740484
Last time I was here it was basically pretty much only Thai cunt doing the nickname thing, now there are about 15 I'm supposed to know lmao. May as well be reddit
>>52740467
i used to pretend i was a wigan fan for a laugh when my real team lost so my friends couldn't make fun of me
so a friend called my bluff and bought me a ticket as a birthday present so i had to go
>>52740535
what you on about cunt
nowt wrong with it
not from wigan myself tho ha ha
>>52740612
lel
what team do you support?
Manime.
>>52740587
she knows you shit
she shits too you know
>>52740587
just try to shit quietly you fucking oddcase
>>52740587
You shit twice a day?
What the fuck are you eating?
>>52740599
WHAT'S KOKO-CHAN DOING?
>>52740646
Retard. 3 times a week to 3 times a day is normal range
just shaved my mug
christ it's cold
>>52740656
what she loves.
>>52740587
>extremely loud shitter and farter
>tendency to groan and strain as well
...
>need to shit on average twice maybe three times a day
you a problem with your digestion m8, sort it out
>>52740633
spurs
but i was living in liverpool at the time so it wasn't too far to go
>>52740564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFEfrF-rax4
>>52740618
It's fucking shit here, everyone is inbred.
Everyone talks like a mong
Nobody drives correctly
Don't ever go out on a Friday night, you might catch a disease.
They can't handle flooding for shit
>>52740684
you cant shave mugs theyre made of pottery and that!!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????
iphone 6s charges debilitatingly slow lads
>>52740684
>christ it's cold
irish weather
>>52740723
heh.
>>52740682
Are you being serious lad?
need a japanese gf
>>52740697
>>52740702
Cheers lad. How the fuck do you find this bullshit?
>>52740703
now its personal
>>52740703
what about the slags?
getting a haircut after work tomorrow lads
>>52740587
Is this your gf or just some random slag flatmate? If it's the latter who honestly gives an eff what she thinks? Also if it's the former fuck off normie
>>52740682
>3 times a week
Enjoy hospital
knew a girl from wigan once
she was fit
>>52740744
why japanese
>>52740271
>>52740737
why irish
huh
huh
huh?
>>52740741
You have the power of Google at your finger tips.
How bizarre. I've never before heard anyone think twice a day is abnormal
>>52740794
because they float my boat
>>52740791
track her down
post pics
>>52740794
I really like Irish girls
>the turbonormies are being loud again
Need a fucking anything gf desu.
>>52740840
need a Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers gf
>>52740791
same desu
she has a boyfriend in australia tho and she's about to go out there to live with him
>>52740800
I shit twice a day every now and then, not every single day
What are you eating?
If she doesn't text me on New Years Eve/Day I'm going to be proper sad tbqh
>>52740831
a small sea is not the best for keeping a ship afloat.
>>52740840
understandable, the accent is qt
considering staying up in case mate offers me some dude lmao but he might not and I am quite tired anyhow
>>52740885
i hate you youre a cretinous melt
>>52740840
which other Irish birds do you like or is it just sersha?
>>52740784
Yes you know more than the gastroenterologists
>>52740701
>spurs
when I think of spurs and wigan I think of the 9-1 and that game in 2010 away to wigan when super pav scored twice late on to win it desu
last time a female that werent family texted me was probs 5 years ago i reckon
classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k1gu-OAgV4
>>52740907
no u
>>52740925
how did that happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>Peter dinklage was in the video of the Paedophile's Anthem
How did he ever get work again?
i shit 6 to 12 times a day, i'm a lot like a goose
the majority of my diet comes from coconuts and coconut products. (i am from the bahamas.)
>>52740898
I am a small boat
>>52740925
Come to think of it I don't think I've ever had a girl text me
Had a few drunk return calls from outgoing texts though
>>52740908
Una
Does anyone else cringe when yanks talk about football?
Literally just had a whatapp message from a girl if I want to go out for new years
I said nah cuz I wanna get drunk and watch anime
>>52740882
You're probably a skeleton. Again it would take you half a second to look this up
we dont give no fucks bout how you feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7sZYHORzOQ
>>52740978
and it was just a happy birthday text from a family friend
excluding that we're probably looking at 7 years ago
>>52740880
tell her we're full
>>52740925
couple months ago here bad feel
>>52740994
fuck of potential normie
>>52740996
I did look it up, you are right
It's just odd to me
>>52741047
i look well sick in a uv light
>>52741050
>potential
there's no "potential" there, he's already a normie
wish i knew girls on a good enough basis to go out on new year's with
>get invited to nye party
>it's going to be very calm and not very excited
>don't really want to go
>m8s trying to line up slags to throw a rager
>still haven't succeeded
ree lads ree
>>52741074
Your cum stained skin really makes your eyes pop
>>52740988
its even worse when you try to see yanks upstage each other on /sp/ when discussing european football
rare slope no steal.
literally strapped into my chair
maximum safety here lads
>>52741047
FOAM
>>52741096
just go to London
Who never been out on New Years before?
>>52740925
>having a text from a non family female
>ever
FONT
>having a text from a non family
>ever
FONT
>having a text
>ever
FONT
we don't know what to say so everyone's gonna get high
>>52741040
too late mate flights booked she's off in the new year
>>52741116
damn son this bitch is hot as fuk
wish i knew girls
>>52741127
me
>>52741123
whats that mean
>>52741124
FUCKING NONSE
>>52741152
looks a bit like my neighbour lol
Literally amazed by some guy's story on reddit.
>Candian guy who wanted to complete an MSC at Manchester uni
>Posted on the internet asking if he could stay in somebody's garden to save on rent
>Somebody lets him
>Lives there for a year
>Acquires qt gf
>Travels Europe with her
>They hitchike all over
>Finishes thesis early
>Leaves Manchester with his tent
>Starting a PHD in France
Fucking wow
>>52740920
same, defoe with 5 even david bentley got one kek
>>52741165
That's nonsense
>>52740417
fucking inbred yam yam twat
>>52741183
london
>>52741186
fuck off back to reddit
>>52741029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCKNYevV4kw
>>52740784
Naa, I used to go once a week until I started eating well about five years back. It's insane to even imagine now as I'm a 1-2 a dayer but your body kind of adjusts to it.
>>52741124
sound mate
post non-slags.
>>52741186
if he camped in a garden what did he do about cooking, showering, etc, a lot of questions senpai
>>52741226
nah
whats a good documentary on The Troubles?
>>52741244
It'll be worth it m8
>>52741266
>>52741266
>>52741202
would let her piss on me
>>52741202
youre going to be gchq'd up the ying yang kiddo
>>52741127
I have but theyve all been rather forgettable
>>52741233
lmfao
>>52741266
>i watch cartoons about lewd 13 year old lesbians
>>52741233
do you reckon he did a wank to it when he got home
>>52741270
https://www.reddit.com/r/manchester/comments/3dmuy1/goodbye_manchester/
All in the top comment, but basiaclly it seems they let him cook and use the toilet and he showered at the uni
his travel around Europe with gf is here
http://imgur.com/a/IRgd0
>>52741186
thats what life is like for normies
you should follow in his footsteps
![Screenshot_2015-12-28-00-16-45[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8PhO4d2.jpg "Screenshot_2015-12-28-00-16-45[1].png")
>>52741029
Eh
just proof that you can have good taste in anime and still enjoy fruits of life
>>52741304
same
would piss in her mouth with an erection too
>>52741315
drank too much did ya paddy
>>52741295
most aliens pic of her going why do you keep posting it fkin
>>52741337
I reckon he still thinks about it
>>52741332
>I don't
>>52741357
hankerin for a wankerin now.
>>52741237
zukkyun zukkyun zukkyun!~
http://dagobah.net/flash/Akazukin_Dance.swf
>>52741360
what
fuck off
>>52741332
i like the younger ones desu.
>>52741347
why does everyone on reddit look like this
>>52741309
All the shit I've seen on this site, I'm already way past the point of no return. And so are you. Chink-moot and Google could put me in prison forever if they were required to, so why worry .
It's already too late - we're living in hell, might as well enjoy it.
People can criticise Islam but that criticism should come from Muslims and white people shouldn’t be reblogging this like in agreement because it just looks like they’re, yea using their fake concern for women as an excuse to be islamophobic. White people should be listening to muslims not talking about how bad their faith is
>>52741233
have to wonder what his brother looks like
>>52741355
are you always that blunt?
>>52741096
became m8s with a group of girls and started going out with them all the time, was really fun they were all proper fit too i was the only lad pre drinking with them and stuff as well then i fucked one of them and it became awkward because the girl didnt want a relationship so they stopped talking to me haha bad feel but it was worth it 2bh
>girl just blocked me on facebook
For what purpose?
Thinking about playing some counter strike. Haven't played that game in a long time
>>52741462
stop stalking her you freak
>>52741347
so he didnt just fucking live in someone garden did he, he got lucky enough that someone was willing to let him use their house for free
![[Elysium]Sora.no.Woto.EP13(BD.720p.AAC)[97B765FB].mkv_snapshot_25.40_[2015.03.30_17.50.48].png](https://i.imgur.com/AFDTqOP.png "[Elysium]Sora.no.Woto.EP13(BD.720p.AAC)[97B765FB].mkv_snapshot_25.40_[2015.03.30_17.50.48].png")
>>52741411
g... great post.
>>52741462
she gets a notification when you save her pictures and wank over them
>>52741412
dont act like that you know what i mean it isnt the best pic is it come now
>>52741413
>i watch cartoons about lewd 6 year old lesbians
>>52741439
Only with her sometimes.
She knows I'm not being rude and I'm just tired.
>>52741233
Who is this?
>>52741472
csgo is shit now
>>52741494
i disagree
>>52741462
Fun fact, Facebook will suggest you as a friend to people to search for and look at, even if you don't friend request them.
She knows....
>>52741186
almost as if he made it up for muh karma
>>52741526
Why?
>I'm already way past the point of no return
>>52741490
Not him
Are you fucking joking?
>mfw watching art films while shitfaced
I finally get it
>>52741525
>>52741540
added random shit guns, fucked up rifles to be more rng etc
apparently the ranking is better now so maybe its better in that regard but haven't played it since the last update
>>52741555
Nice trips
Tru tho
>>52741411
the more you watch it the funnier it gets hahahahhahahahaha
>art films
manwithhat.jpg
>>52741526
lets agree to degree
>>52741575
legendary gif
>>52741569
if someone downloads one of your pics you get a notification
>>52741534
>tfw I might be a suggested friend for Kev
>>52741475
>>52741490
She just wished me merry christmas the other day
>>52741581
I've seen so many shops of him now that even the original looks like a shop
>>52741515
here
>>52741439
why do you ask?
>>52741484
Well if you look, he literally eats all his food in his tent and eats mainly bread and stuff that is made on a cooker, so if occasionally popping in to get his milk and charge his laptop classes as living in their house then I guess.
I would class it as living in the garden considering he did everything there but store his milk, shit and charge stuff
>>52741648
because i've read through my old texts and realised i used to be like that and then i wondered why some girls never text me back haha
>>52741633
Can they see it was you that saved their images?
PLAN:
>try to go to sleep relatively soon to fix my sleep
>wake up early(er than usual anyway)
>have a shower, haven't had one in days
>actually manage to have all 3 breakfast, lunch and dinner tomorrow
>maybe do some laundry loads to decrease my massive pile
>go out for a walk(?) or do some exercise
>maybe read a bit
hopefully i can achieve some of these :)
cin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQTzlGLvCAU
>>52741650
fight me irl
>>52741691
If you save from facebook - yes
If you open in a new tab and save it - no (non-mobile only, mobile they always know)
>>52741691
yes
>Complextro is dead
Future bass and chill trap and all that trendy shite aren't the same ;_;
https://youtu.be/idHXLB-FWK0
still need closure on/from the australians that
>Laptop charger blew up and he couldn't afford to replace, said he was going to quit 4chan etc
>Australian who was stalking his ex gf on facebook and realised that she could see him as a suggested friend and that she would be able to recognise his alias for some reason or the other
PLAN
>wake up at half 9
>get to work for half 10
>come up with something in my head to make the time go faster
>get out at half 4
>come home
>shitpost
hopefully i can achieve some of these :)
>>52741744
How much longer does she have to live before people start asking questions?
>>52741722
>If you open in a new tab and save it - no
Thank you jesus, I've never sweated so much in my life
Don't scare me like that
>Complextro
>>52741688
Hahah
I know what you mean, but I've always been a little harsh on her - though I'm pretty much the opposite when in irl
>>52741722
did a little fb raid a while ago and saved 100+ pics of some woman i don't even know
wonder how she reacted when she saw 100 notifications saying some mong downloaded all her pics lmfao
>>52741782
Her mum made it to 101
>>52741767
>>Australian who was stalking his ex gf on facebook and realised that she could see him as a suggested friend and that she would be able to recognise his alias for some reason or the other
kek I remember this
he was so devastated
>>52741765
Neurofunk is pretty much fast complextro.
>>52741796
he is rusing you, you know
no such notification exists
t. mate and i tried it and nothing came up
>>52741765
ghastly excuse for music
>>52741765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ELSQwnW68#!
waiting for my phone to charge so i can get in bed with it -_-
plan
>go for a wee
>have a lucid dream in which i humo the nearest girl
>wake up and have a wank
>stay in bed until 4 playing victoria 2
>hate myself for not doing any work
>post on /brit/
hopefully i can achieve some of these :)
