/brit/
/cum/ edition.
>>>/v/321695605
im faded off a whole pill
anmay
Halal anime.
>>52742418
Together Forever
wasn't trying to put a accent on so it came out very weird
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EZlXpOsRnW
Why did she block me tho??
She was all over me . Maybe I was too cold.
waiting for the valium to kick in
wish i would die in my sleep
>>52742418
If you're not getting drunk and watching anime on New Years then you don't belong here.
>>52742491
Anime is for loser british boys.
Best version desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBgksa0cm9Y
top qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d080dZl9FiU
>>52742491
im getting drunk and talking to real girls lmao
smashed my middle finger in car door lads cant even press W with it my night is ruined
>>52742515
Heheh
>>52742491
FONT
doing a go to bed
>>52742459
what kind of pill
>>52742561
good eyes
>>52742561
good nigh
>>52742561
join me x
>>52742562
Slag tablets
>>52742598
no, you join me
I have a doublebed and I'm always on one side of it
>>52742611
fuck off billionaire
>>52742561
pic looks like something from Amateur Allure
lads
>>52742266
just tell the truth to everyone who was there and be done with it.
if people want to fuck their lives up, you can intervene once. if you do, and they take it on board and go through with it, fuck them. it's their mistake to be made 2bh
>>52742602
why did that bint take sunglasses to a club
>>52742611
ah yes that would probably be better desu
>>52742561
fingered this bird outside a nightclub in carlow once
>>52742649
Fashion
>>52742695
they look 30
>>52742653
bed.
>>52742649
hide her mandied to fuck eyes
>>52742700
ur mum looks 30
Based Muhammad Ali
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVpfcq4pV5U
>>52742702
>>52742667
bye :3!
>>52742700
That's a result because they're probably 40
>>52742722
thanks
sam harris is the greatest philosopher since hegel
>>52742670
fucking gross mate.
>>52742740
>being unironically proud of keeping commies afloat
does it count as downloading if I just look through facebook albums?
WHOOP THERE IT IS
whats FONT
>present from mum, dad and brother
Are they trying to tell me something?
cold out
>>52742772
sam harris is unfunny as fcuk
Opinions on the M50 lads?
>>52742836
H A T E I T
A
T
E
I
T
>>52742830
well he's not a comedian
>>52742811
Forgot pic haha
wish hitler had invaded us in WW2 and won the war
/brit/ is our greatest ally
>>52742772
shut the fuck up
might have a wank then do a go to sleep
>>52742847
That you're a pleb
>>52742806
no not unless you save them
>>52742870
No it isn't
>>52742845
do you think he makes his retarded meme videos for fun or something?
plus he does stand up
>>52742847
I think it's "We know it's not a problem, it's your solution."
>>52742801
>keeping commies afloat
it didn't though
most of the yank lendlease stuff arrived too late to be used in the early decisive battles on the eastern front, and instead only began arriving after the russians had started pushing jerry back
remidner that 2016 is the year
>>52742880
got into bed
playing with my erect willy right at this moment desu
>>52742887
who the fuck saves facebook photos?
>>52742649
ive actually been to clubs where sunglasses were needed because the lights were so scatty while twisted but tbf that looks like some shitey local club shes just doing it for memes
>>52742921
sersh
>>52742912
Also jon oliver is coming back beginning of 2016. Can't wait. love that guy.
>>52742880
i assume this is the second of the night
i mean you wouldnt lie would you; you wouldnt tell a fucking bare faced lie little shit
>>52742938
I'm still here haha
actually leaving now bye have a nice wank
>>52742912
mfw
>patriotism
>>52742904
are we thinking of the same guy
I thought Sam Harris talked about Atheism and Islam and stuff
>>52742924
me
>>52742947
baka you are worse then me
>>52742945
never wank more then once a day desu
>>52742912
Going to kiss a girl in 2016. Promise.
I always come here when everyone is in bed already
>>52742904
that's sam hyde you complete fucking retard
filtered
would you rather fuck cara and have to eat her shit, or kill cara with a knife and be forced to fuck maisie?
>>52742987
are you going to like it?
will it taste of cherry chapstick?
will your boyfriend mind it?
>>52742970
normally thats the case with me tbf but for some reason before christmas i went wanking-mad
New
>>52740945
>>52740945
>>52740945
>>52742987
same
might even get one in bed before 2020
spill ghost blood on my coat
>>52742997
ahahaha
im drunk to be fair m8
another successful wank to add to my CV lads :)
slopes
>>52743028
good lad
keep them cumming
>>52743002
>kill cara with a knife and fuck maisie
Where's the downside?
35
thievin cunt fuk
>>52743013
Plan is to kiss one before my birthday and to sex one before Christmas. Reckon I can do it. Just hope I can do it without compromising my morals.
Why dont you just printscreen pictures instead of saving them if youre that paranoid?
>>52743079
me at the back
>without compromising my morals.
>>52743079
Rockniggers OUT
>>52743066
when is your birthday
a lot of change but i swear i never changed
>>52743079
>this was nearly four years ago
>in six months time the Olympics will be back in hueland
>>52743050
You kill cara and fuck Maisie?
sk cyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlDLd8MBkeE
>>52742997
kek
going to attempt sleeping now.
>>52742830
Sam Hyde is a satirist, but he doesn't make the stuff that he makes for the purpose of being 'funny', as in a stand up comic. The humour is a means to an end. He does what he does as a political message.
And not like a specific political message either (although he himself clearly has conservative beliefs), but just as a means of shaking people up to rise them out of their stupor.
He's exactly what postmodernists and 'subversive' liberals try to be.
>i believe in morals and natural rights
>>52743136
bugger off will ye
>>52743118
June.
>>52743079
I still follow her on twitter from when this was first posted desu
>>52743130
Sure, that what we call a win-win
i go from zero to one hundred quite fast let me tell you
>>52743139
>that is what sam hyde autists actually believe
>>52743154
the 29th?
>>52743126
>usain bolt is way past his prime and will never even run a 9.6 again
>>52743150
xoxo
>>52743174
are you a car?
>SO ANON I HEARD YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE REFUGEES, IS THIS TRUE!?
>>52743180
Yes. I'm the guy that Sershlad put a reminder down for.
>>52743154
consider yourself doxxed ;^)
>>52743201
noted
>>52743126
>olympics were nearly 4 years ago
wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
that means beijing was 8 years ago what the fuck where is time goingggggggg
got swollen lymph nodes again
>>52743175
You're exactly the sort of person he tears down.
You aren't used to being torn down though so you reduce it all to something to the likes of a mechanical error.
>>52743206
Don't dox me lad. That's mean.
>>52743221
poke a hole in them
>>52743196
Why is it always the people who don't care at all about politics who treat you like Hitler the minute you say you wouldn't like the refugees coming here?
could rachel be the next /brit/ girl? Do I just have to force it for weeks or what?
>>52743189
i was commenting upon the immediacy of my temper
>>52743210
Don't do that.
>Enthusiast mac users
Really don't get these people 2bh. I mean the types of people who literally know everything about computers and are hyper nerds. Why would you ever use a mac.
That's like being really into cars but owning a Ford Mondeo
>>52743263
who?
>>52743263
If you can endure a torrent of abuse then yeah sure
>>52743263
Forgot pic I'm a retard
Just tried some Yank cheese. 'Genuine Wisconsin extra sharp extra mature cheddar'. Tasted like nothing and had the texture of a fucking babybel.
Also tried about 4 or 5 beers so far and they're also all shit.
fucking off now goodnight
>>52743270
why not?
>>52743293
Been done before m8
>>52743326
fuck off x
>>52743293
Rachel had her chance
>>52743313
but muh microbrews
Cho was best Harry Potter girl.
>>52743327
Because you're putting pressure on me. Same way I can't be dead or I'll miss Sershlad's happy birthday.
>>52743263
I mean, she's smart funny cute hot and an absolute qt. What's there not to like? 100% British ladette.
>>52743326
*waits until you're asleep and then kisses you on the forehead*
>>52743354
She's a cheating slut tbqh lad.
>>52743349
too late
you have:
>184 days until Wednesday June 29 2016
>a Wednesday 6 months and 1 day from today
might have that wank now
>>52743373
*it was a mop*
Enjoy up to 20 dates!
7pm: Event starts with registration and open socialising. Latest registration 7:30pm
8pm: Speed dating part of the night with a 20 minute break in the middle
9:30pm: Post event social with a live DJ.
11pm: Night ends
Drinks offers on the night.
Please note the dress code for this event is smart /casual. Ages 18 to 30 only.
>>52743389
Fuck sake lad. I just hope you survive the mudwave so I can rub it in your face.
>>52743339
>>52743328
What went wrong? She's better than every /brit/ qt apart from cara and it's still really fucking close. I just want to snuggle with her and night so she can whisper maths into my ear as she lays there sweaty after our cute spooning and snugglefuck.
>>52743390
>CRT TV
fucks sake, how old is that photo?
>>52743412
You're a mop
Friendly notification that this Canadian >>52742816
is attempting a raid
>>52743432
1. She's a literal Jew.
2. She is a lot less qt than you think
yanks inbound
abandoning fred
thinking about converting to christianity lads
DON'T NEED MONEY
DON'T TAKE FAME
DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
>>52743423
>speed dating
literal AIDS
>>52743474
whats the point
>>52743245
muh compassion
I AINT SAYIN SHE A GOLD DIGGER
BUT SHE AINT MESSIN WITH NO BROKE NIGGERS
need something to post on yik yak
Met a nightclub owner and aside from being a complete crook, he managed to put me off nightclubs desu.
>>52743487
heaven
>>52743474
Good lad. You're always welcome in the Catholic Church.
>>52743474
don't bother joining a church fám it's all shite, just try to live by christ's teachings
>>52743458
1. Even if she is which I doubt that's hardly noticeable and she's still hot
2. No she isn't
3. That pic is fake
Maisie is a right fucking slag and she's ugly too
>subscribing to any belief system
>>52743511
He probably thought you were a right faggot
>>52743518
never even learned my prayers i'm doomed lmao
>>52743505
Something about refugees being black and tan.
>>52743348
TAE PUMPKIN PASTAES PLEASE
>normies
>>52743432
Because anyone who is attracted to an adult female is not autistic enough to spam pictures of her 24 hours a day 7 days a week for months on end until it reaches meme status.
>>52743554
I don't think he did
>>52743597
>>52743597
y u mad tho?
>>52743598
Happens with Cara
>>52743627
No, you don't think he did but he did
>>52743432
>apart from cara
you what
shite telly this year
what the he*k laptops direct, I paid for a 3 day delivery and it's been 10 now and my order still hasn't been dispatched.
what the fri*k do I do lads.
>>52743680
I don't think he did because he was obviously gay, so probably not interested in me
>>52743704
hes not wrong 2bh
>>52743428
thanks, y-you too
*strokes penis thoughtfully*
>>52743641
Cara looks like a 12 year old boy and is spammed relentlessly by autists.
>>52743637
middle is cute tbf
still a slag though probably
I don't really know how I ended up listening to Cotton Eye Joe, but there we are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM
>>52743757
he's well wrong tbf
>>52743769
Rachel is however a complete qt and doesn't need to sell her body like Cara, she is as good at maths as I imagine she is in bed... Amazing
>>52743769
She gets paid millions purely for how she looks and gets fatties extremely angry who think their cartoon girls are nice looking.
>>52743762
unironically do this
>>52743752
Just because he's gay doesn't mean he can't think you're a faggot
marina
>>52743011
looks like janny fell asleep waheyyyy
>>52743432
that cheating slag doesn't come close to my norwegian beauty son
>>52743783
absolute confirmed banger
you are a monkey with a brain full of mush
>>52743807
it's like that guy kardashian who literally is so rich he never has to work a day in his life, and can afford the best trainers/chefs, and still gets fat as fuck.
people like that just shouldnt be alive
the best gimmicks are the ones that I post
>>52743823
looks old
>>52743900
"no"
>>52743888
Partially agree
just marathoned all the LotR films lads. highly enjoyable tbph.
are jason manford and peter kay two different people
really need to get around to this wank
>>52743900
>not wanting to shag older women
bit bent that
>I really don't see what's wrong w being overweight if they're totally healthy like obesity is a different issue lol
>87 likes
>>52743961
Do it to Rachel's bum lad
>>52743974
she's literally 30, is that what you consider "older" women?
want isral to nuke mecca
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
under my umbrella
ella
ella
eh
eh
eh
>>52744040
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
>the porn thread is approaching 200 replies
there is no mod
>>52744063
Freeeeeeeeeeee Nelson Mandela
>>52744098
Janny's taking a christmas break
see ya lads
>leopard print
>>52744016
that is kind of an older woman compared to most of us
>>52744098
that's no porn thread
>>52743979
some swedish study just found that it literally makes no difference to your health and lifespan if you're fat as fuck an exercise, versus being fat as fuck and sedentary
fatties btfo
>>52744168
well why would it? you're fat either way
Of the khv trio no kiss is the most pathetic because it requires no reciprocation. Just lean in for a peck and bam, you are now simply a v/hv.
>>52743183
>I am a living legend, bask in my glory
--Usain Bolt
Could the bloke be any more of a ponce?
girls tend to cross the road when they see me coming lads, is this a good thing? like they don't want to get embarassed when they have to make eye contact with me?
i'm very attractive and not a manlet and I dress well
looks like we've entered late night /brit/ lads
happy to see you all here tonight
>>52744202
it's obvious that it doesn't, except delusional fatso's argue that it's not true at all.
to most normal people, it's blatant but they're delusional morons trying to justify their obesity.
>>52744155
yeah but people in their early 30s usually aren't different much physically from people in their 20s. if you say you're attracted to "older women" it's usually older women
>>52744233
yea but what color is your skin
why are the british so miserable.
>>52744277
white of course, can't you see my flag?
>>52744306
why are north americans so phoney
>>52743782
You think THAT is cute?
You're right buggered son. Twisted brain what's that.
>>52744320
Of course I do Muhammed Allet Du bar Khaziz Dalla
>>52744341
cute in comparison to the other two munters
on a global scale she's like a 5/10
Im sick of this fucking depression cloud over my head. How do I get rid of it? Anyome here got rid of it? They say to achieve hapiness you have to help others?
>>52744320
that's why I asked, Patel
>>52744384
depression isn't real, get a job
>>52744384
depression IS real, get a job and forget about it
>>52744384
go for a long walk every day
Met a girl in uni with the qtest nose I've ever seen. Met her sister and her sister has a hooked one. Felt bad for her sister.
>tfw crooked nose
>tfw no one else in my entire family has one
>was called a jew at school just because of my nose
>>52744384
Listen to this, always cheers me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY
executing the final stages of a wank
