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/cum/

/brit/ edition.
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cum lol
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first for best state
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marina~
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>finally new headphones ship because lolchristmas
>all these sounds I've never noticed before
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>>52744211
Where do you live?
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>>52744224
what did you get? I got some HD600s for xmas
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>endless commercials shilling star wars
It was so fucking mediocre AAARRRRGGGHHHHH
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>>52744187
what a terrible thread, you all should be ashamed of yourselves for posting in such a shit place
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>eating chocolate
>scrolling through that scat thread

HEEEEY YOOOOOOOOO
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>>52744258

its seems like my entire life I've seen nothing but shilling for star wars. it's horribly annoying.
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>>52744250
x2's
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>>52744187
why is he walking to the camera?
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>>52744224
>>52744250
I got headphones too
>inb4 hurr gaymer headset
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>>52744284
nice f a m

do you just run them from your PC? I still haven't decided if an amp is worth it
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Who's your favourite /cum/ poster? Mine is definitely 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service'.
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>>52744270
>A FUCKING TRIPFAG
>>52744324
fuck off there's only one limey allowed here
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>>52744242
Minnesota. But specifically southern.
>>52744258
You back in best state yet?
>>52744270
Please Wisconsin lets not bully
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>>52744324
hes a cuck
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>>52744324
The ones who don't use names or tripcodes.
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>>52744324
t. On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Fuck off
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>>52744316
At least they're the sennheiser ones, which are just rebadged HD558s with a mic.

Still, slightly retarded.
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>>52744349
yeah
>>52744273
mods are lazier than ever, nbd though
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>>52744349
I meant which city, sorry.
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>>52744347
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why didn't carmela shut the door?
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>>52741284
Manhattan
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>>52744418
I recommend reddit if you want post identity my friendo
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Alri lads

>>52744324
Cheers fella
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>>52744400
Winona/LAX
>>52744390
how goes it
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>>52744468
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listening to some thugger
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>>52744528
t.nigger
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>>52744322
yes
pretty sure you need an amp for for hd600's
mines just 30 ohms so I can just plug em into anything and pretty much every device can power em
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>>52744528
No homo we smokin penises!!!!
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>people who post stuff related to astrology and zodiac signs
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I really, really like losing.
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>>52744649
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>>52744649
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how many times have you guys shat yourselves as adults?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH1FaLdABFM
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>>52744680
0
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>>52744669

whoops, didnt mean to reply
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>>52744711
don't fucking lie to me
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>>52744744
How many times have you shit yourself?
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>>52744773
sharts count, probably a dozen at least
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>>52744792
Disgusting
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>CIA posting in my thread again
Hold me back
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>>52744792
fascinating
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>>52744818
>>52744829
im guessing you guys doint drink?
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>Friend lives in Ciudad Juarez
>Chatting on skype
>Loud banging really fast on his door
>Says he has to go
>hasn't been back in two days

Is he alright?
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>>52744855
I used to only shit once every 3 days, so it was never a problem for me.

Only recently have I started doing it daily, and I've never run into problems.

You're the one with a problem m80.
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>>52744855
Not enough to make my shit liquid all the time.
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good thread
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Where did the mexicans go? Are they celebrating new years really early?
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>>52744876
clearly not
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>>52744912
all got beheaded lel
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>>52744855
I'm constantly amazed I never piss or shit myself when I black out.
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>>52744937
autism
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>>52744937
that's racist
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Im eating a 3 person sub all by myself

no regrets
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post comfy american music please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AzUMlAsFhs
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>>52744937

Did you paint this?
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>>52744876
does he normally go for days
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Reminder to report J.B.Rennan. He is of course CIA, who is permanently banned.
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>>52744978

I did this while crying on christmas, and ill do it on new years again.
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>>52744980

https://youtu.be/aFkcAH-m9W0
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>"Asked for cheese sticks and bread sticks, got cheese sticks and no bread sticks... AGAIN. Asked for garlic crust, didn't get garlic crust... AGAIN. At least they called upon arrival this time, a couple weeks ago an angry rude obese lady with short butch hair called me long before she arrived to tell me she would absolutely not call me when she was outside (the doorbell at my house is very quiet) so I had to stand outside in the rain for 20 minutes from the time the website said she would arrive until she showed up excessively late for a pizza place 6 minutes from my house, and I still tipped her well. Last time I ordered from this Pizza Hut it took an hour and a half to deliver the wrong order to my house less than 2 miles from the store. This is seriously the last time I will EVER buy from a pizza hut, I am done with the rude drivers, late deliveries, and orders missing the extras that I paid for. The driver tonight was here in almost an hour with the wrong order, and though she was polite and I'm generally a very laid back guy, I am furious with the amount of shit service I have received from the Pizza Hut off of Hopkins Rd. in the zip code 23234. Seriously, get it right or shut down. We run a business in this family and our employees would have been let go long before they made this many mistakes on simple procedures. If this is just tech support reading this, please pass it on to someone in charge of handling these situations. Thanks, a lost repeat customer."

I kind of feel bad for leaving this shitty/bitchy of a review about a bunch of people that aren't making shit for money, but I've had enough of being fucked over by this place and I kind of did the typical "let me speak to your manager" rant. Tipped the driver $8 on a $16 order, does this make me a shitty person or nah?
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>>52744978
Fatty
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>>52745071

tl;dr
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>>52744980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqH2DaqI89s
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>>52745071
Do you not have a car?
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>>52745105

is 138 lbs considered fat?
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cum lol. where do you guys come up with this stuff XD
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>>52744978
do u want some help there anon
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>>52745167
meme
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The hills have eyes
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>>52745148
License is restricted until next month and this is too sketchy of an area to safely walk through.

I really don't like to be rude to people about some petty bullshit but there are no other decent pizza places around here and there is nowhere to get food within safe walking distance except for one gas station that sells porn out of a metal filing cabinet categorized by race.
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lol
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>>52745167
it is important that every general identifies with some sort of meme
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>>52745231
hehe
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>>52745184

actually I was gonna save some of it for later
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Alex~
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>>52745248
thanks
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>>52745248
>canashit
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>>52744680
>tfw once
>that little fart that turned out to be bad lunch
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>>52744316
you're pathetic
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>>52745154
Lemme pinch those fat rolls, babe
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>decide to check out /cum/
>just a bunch of tripfags, faggots complaining about trip fags, frog posters and animu posters
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>>52745071
That's a little rough for a review bud but I feel you.

Wouldn't buy from them again if it's like that.
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>>52745380
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>>52745380
And you're one of those people complaining, good job
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yes/no?
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I fucking hate canadians
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>>52744211
>>52744224
>>52744270
meme states

>>52744711
woah Toronto's flag looks like the quake logo
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>>52745380

tbf only a couple autists insist on frogposting
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>>52745402
reminder to cuck this poster
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPk11AugG4c

>>52745060
comfy

>>52745124
not exactly what i had in mind, but okay
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>>52745403

ehhhh. Her fappening pics were pretty mediocre
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too many jfs in this thread
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>>52745465
Fuck you.
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>>52745446

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3eu1gW-bQ8

>>52745465
limeys >>>/out/
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>>52745403
probably the most annoying person to come out of Kentucky tbf
t. kentuckian
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>>52745409
oh shit
i always wanted to ask this
how does it feel being the ugliest flag in the world?
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>>52745219
>except for one gas station that sells porn out of a metal filing cabinet categorized by race.
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>>52745446
Sorry, is this better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAV6HJXKYtw
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>your state

>gas price in your area
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>>52745530
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahHHAHhahhHAHAHA
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>>52745417
They should probably off themselves.
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>>52745540
wisconsin

2.02

:DDD
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>>52745540
Commonwealth of Kentucky

1.82
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>>52745540

California

2.45

filled up half a tank for $20, feels good
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>>52745540
NY

1.92
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>If everyone reading this right now gave $3, our fundraiser would be done within an hour.

Fucking hate it when people say shit like this
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>>52745540

Arizona, $1.89
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>>52745586
autism
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>>52745540

>MT

>1.90

>>52745551

agreed
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>>52745532
Yea dude, it'd be funny from any perspective but fucking mine haha

I hate the ghetto, I hate the people in the ghetto, broke niggas are fucking retarded on another level. The pizza hut I was bitching about puts up a sign around Halloween saying nobody over the age of 9 can enter wearing hallowing costumes involving masks for security reasons.
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>>52745540
Texas

$1.72
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>>52745482
nice!

>>52745533
i dig it

>>52745540
>delaware
>$1.89/gal
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>>52745417
>>52745551
>>52745598
samefag
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>>52745533
not him, but good stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QUmPZmkr4I
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>>52745540
VA
under $2.00 for regular depending where you go
under $2.40 for premium which is really good for me.
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>>52745540
>about to say around 2.60
>check gasbuddy to double check since its been a couple weeks
>its 2.99-3.01
what the fuck happened
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>>52745626
t. proud tripfag
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>>52745530
lmao are you serious? our flag is badass. It's not just some meme stripes or an animal.
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>>52745540
>Cali
>One kidney, two ounces of semen, my first born, and 1 night with my wife
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>parents wanted me to get my life together by christmas
>still haven't
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>>52745659
there is nothing wrong with using a trip
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>>52745656

it was fucking $2.11 here just last week

goddamn oil barons
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What's the gas prices in Mexico? Anyone?
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What is it with some girls on dating sites and blocking?
>Talk with a girl for a few days, decide I dont like her so I stop talking
>blocked weeks later
>say hey to another girl
>"hi"
>blocked before I can reply
Before you accuse me of social retardation, I've had plenty of other good convos and a gf.
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>>52745540
maryland

~1.40 i think

>>52745656
how much is water for you
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>>52745670
yeah there is
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>>52745656
Californian bullshit happened tbqh
>muh trees, esé
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>>52745661

gas prices, not cost of living, senpai
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>>52745693
who needs water
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>All these people posting near or above $2 gas prices

Damn it feels good to be in Texas
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>>52745695
what is it
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California is truly cancer to live, I am so glad I left that place.

>mfw californians will unironically defend to the death every shitty thing about their state
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>>52745721

yah, well at least we're not getting hit with tornadoes
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>>52745540
1.90
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>>52745695
Don't reply to him.
He'll post regardless of course, I just hope the crippling loneliness drives him to suicide sooner.
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>>52745738
tornado > mandatory prolapsed anus piercings

fuck cali
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>>52745727
The only good thing about Cali is the beautiful women
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>>52745540
Georgia
$1.68 is the cheapest ive seen

gas is literally cheaper now than it was when I started driving and im 26
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>>52745756
wow

rude as fuck, I dindu nothing wrong.
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>>52745763

Post one then and I'll judge
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>>52745465

What is a JF?
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>>52745722
you aren't important, no one cares about you and whenever someone sees your name they don't think "oh he is using a trip he must have something relevant to add to our current discussion" they think "great here is another faggot to shit up our thread"
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Shit faced on my oowwn again lads
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>>52745722
Allow me to help you understand anonymous bulletin board culture. Your identity is absolutely irrelevant to this thread. It is poor form to be posting with a trip when it's not necessary.
Now turn off your trip code or go back to reddit you little fucking cretin.
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>>52745763

I do love our wimmin
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>>52745798
me too m8
Good day for ya?
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>>52745774
all my qts are on the other computer
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>>52745812
shame they will never love you
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>white men are a powerless shrinking minority
>white men are the only people with privilege, power, and a voice in society

Can someone tell me how people simultaneously hold these two views.
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>>52745540
Maine
2.10 in the town I work but it's a real tourist town.
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Doing a test post
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>>52745717

eurobeat is fucking awful mate.
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>>52745816
Whatcha drinking?
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>>52745816
Alright

Orderrd a 65 inch 4kk curvevd tv

apecial offer onamazon
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>>52745810
t. user of state flags
which is all but the same thing
>>52745790
I do this for religious reasons
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>>52745857
post pics
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>>52745840

thats uncalled for
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>>52745847

because they make things up as they go, and they cannot reconcile that we will be privileged for the rest of our lives and they can't do anything about it.
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>>52745879
It's true for all of us on this website though.
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>>52745873
not here yett mate
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>>52745869
and Muslims behead because of religious reasons doesn't mean it isn't wrong
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>>52745830
meh
Georgia and Florida do dimes better imo

>>52745855
Mickeys, lol
Had a good day til it went bad and just wanted to get trashed off of whatever was within 5 minutes of my house.

>>52745857
Nice
Still not sure if I can get on board with the whole curved tv thing but once media advances i'm sure I won't have much choice haha
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>>52745854
did i ask for your tastes senpai
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>>52745911

>Mickeys

dont do this, man

dont go down that road
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>>52744485
pretty gud, gotta go back to pissconsin to work for a night then back home for about another week of lounging
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>/brit/
>80% yanks
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>>52745911
Oh shit, what happened?
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>>52745765
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>>52745923
this post would be so much better with out the stupid word filter. Goot needs to fuck off with his bullshit already.
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>>52745907
Ive literally done nothing wrong

I dont know why everyone is coming at me so hard about this. Its not even like ive been shitposting or anything.
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>>52745942

SOD OFF, LIMEY
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>>52745923

I don't care about that you faggot. go fuck yourself.
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>>52745942
*2 yanks and a bunch of Australians
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>mfw I trim my beard and it always fucking comes out uneven

JUSD :DDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>52745942
THIS IS A /CUM/ THREAD YOU KEK
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>>52745952

lol no
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>>52745942
Let's just be honest here for a second, m8
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>>52745947
where to find full version rips of this piss shit website
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>>52745958
you seem upset
did eurobeat crash your car?
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>>52745927
Oh it's too late
it's too far gone now
The bee has injected me with it's foul venom

>>52745944
Couple friends of mine hung themselves in the past couple years and I got to thinkin about it a little too much tbqh. I have a bad habit of involuntarily picturing them during an autopsy and it tends to throw me for a loop at times.
We good though, nothing new.
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>>52746000

don't be upset that I find eurobeat trash. calm down lad. lets all be friends here.
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>>52745986
yes it would, fàm.
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looking for REAL LIFE GIRL to add me on kik
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>>52745798
>>52745816
>>52745873
>>52745911
>>52745942
>>52745957
>>52745962
>>52745982
>>52745990
>>52745990
Shit lads ii relaly am drunk
thought this was /brits/

aseeya lads

going to brit now
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Do you guys think speed limits are really necessary on the interstates? Especially outside of the cities? The fact that New York has a state speed limit of 55 is just BS.
>>
>>52746030
I'll let you chop it up with my sister for practice
>>
>>52746045

that was the intention.
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>>52746027

are you a nigger or something
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>>52746030
ok add me on reddit

>>52746045
bye làd
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>>52745976
>growing beards

It's all about having a smooth chiseled visible jaw.
>>
>>52746050
Yes, otherwise what would the police "departments" in tiny "towns" do for revenue?
>>
>>52746023
i am not your friend, pal
>>
>>52746050
I want a hambeast to sit on my face
>>
>>52746080
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

>>52746086
lmao not if you're a low test jawlet
>>
>cousin is 5'11" at 14 years old
She's going to be a damn dart
>>
>>52746006
Damn, sorry to hear that. Cheers, m8. Bottoms up.
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>>52746119
Yessir
>>
>>52746086
Eventually I reached a point of fatness where I would just look ridiculous clean-shaven. I can't turn back now. ;_;
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>>52746115
fuck her nice and hard for me, would you, fàm?
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>>52746030
I'll kik you in the head.
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>>52746066
give me her kik lad tell her I'm an old friend
>>
>>52746114
Literally proved my point, that's why beards exist
>>
>>52746139
The fat kid in the Gilette commercials looks alright
>>
>>52745616

>>52745616

>>52745616
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>>52746139
It's okay mate, as long as you're bro tier. It's the redditors that try to show them off that are the problem
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made it "facebook official" with a sweet girl yesterday lads
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>>52746186
I dont remember subscribing to this blog
>>
Should I watch One punch man or Amiragi Brilliant park?
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>>52746205
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>>52746186
She officially unfollowed you?
>>
>>52746176
>bunch of spics and their border-hopping beaner buddies writing non-sensically and posting Simpsons pictures
>says the hilo latino poster
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>>52746186
>not myspace official
Might as well be an open relationship
>>
>>52746214
stop watching anime faglord
>>
>>52746214

Amiragi for ara ara
>>
>>52746214
Read OPM, watch Amagi brilliant park.
>>
>>52746205
I made an especially graphic post last week about a midnight escapade with you're mum, must've striked your fancy :^)
>>
you aren't important, no one cares about you and whenever someone sees your name they don't think "oh he is using a trip he must have something relevant to add to our current discussion" they think "great here is another faggot to shit up our thread
>>
>>52746214
Watch that show with the pirate kid.
>>
>>52746214
WWWWWAAAANNNNN PUNCHUUUUUUUUUU
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>>52746115

Give her to me. i'll show her a good time.
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>>52746185
>bro-tier
I like to think that I am, but I don't really have any way of knowing whether other people see me that way.

>tfw not Sikh
>tfw not automatically bro-tier
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>>52746214
the fun one
>>
My girlfriend is from a rich family and it makes me really insecure. I'm starting a great career but being around them makes me feel like I'm still that kid with gaping holes in his shoes and no heat. Are these feelings normal?
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>>52746115
used to date a girl in high school that was 5'10"

luckily we were the same height otherwise it would've been a bit awkward
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>>52746285
I do love when you lads never give (You)s, sounds like you're arguing with yourself

haha

>>52746301
Well the next question: Are you a starshit or capeshit fan?
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>>52746292
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Future /cum/ presidential Trio

What do you think, lads?
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>>52746322
start acting rich
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>>52746322
probably. There's also not much you can really even do about it in that scenario too.
>>
>>52746322
>is being poor normal
Yes, you're Mexican
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>>52746349
Who is the Mexican one. Is he with PRI?
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Just found out I might have lactose intolerance. Literally don't know how to live with being non-white lads.
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>>52746322
Just give her the quality dick her family never could
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>>52746331
Awkward how?

>tfw manlet
>tfw have a tall girl fetish
>>
>>52746322
just talk to her about it fami, if your girl is cool I'm sure she'll get it. plus I'm sure your gfs senpai wasnt all super rich when they were your age, unless they inherited all their money or someshit
>>
>>52746322

Yes it's normal, but don't let it get to you.

If her family likes you it is fine.
>>
>>52746369
Keep drinking milk and you might evolve in 10-12 years
>>
>>52746285
good post
>>52746292
autism
>>
>>52746346
I don't really care about either desu. I'm more of a snobby arthouse film faggot.
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>>52746349
Looks good.
>>
Why are american women so obsessed with canadian cock?
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>>52746376
that should be good for you then since every girl you meet is taller than you.
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>fire up euro truck
>game isnt recognizing pedals
>>
>record low temps in my city
>have to wake up at 5AM tomorrow to go to work
help lads
>>
>>52746416
Insatiable sweet tooth
>>
>>52746369
Means you didn't drink milk as a baby
baka i feel sorry for you
>>
>>52746416
There was a Canadian poster who forgave his gf for fucking American guys
>>
Why girls seem (or are pictured?) to have such an interesting and funny life, going out, drinking, having a lot of fun and love stories and guys are just... lame? Losers? Why is that? I can't get it
>>
>>52746416
why are canadian posters so bro-tier or delusional like this cuck?
>>
>>52746369
Lactose intolerance is a non-white thing?

Just stop drinking straight-up milk. That's what I did, my gut tears apart and I get the shits real bad when I consume anything dairy, but otherwise I'm fine. :^)

Wait scratch that, I still put milk in my coffee. inb4 faggot.
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>>52746376
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>>52746472
>why are canadians either white or nonwhite
fixed
>>
>>52744662
Good post
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>>52746429
yeah I l-love it h-ha-h-hahah-h-ha
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>>52746473
>Lactose intolerance is a non-white thing?
Yes
>>
>>52746464
Women are generally endlessly vain. If you give them the option of essentially constructing their own history on a social media site, of course that fact will be amplified.
Tricks gon' trick mang
>>
>>52746472

hey ill be your bro. I'll be the bro that fucks your girl from time to time.
>>
How do I keep from getting dehydrated when I'm constantly vomiting and diarrhea-ing? I cant keep even a small sip of water down. Ate something bad yesterday
>>
>>52746066
Give me your qt sister's Kik QUICK
>>
>>52746458
I remember that. Funny times.
>>
>>52746448
Go to bed early.
>>
>>52746448
Stop crying faggot. I'm most likely gonna have to drive into work during a snowstorm tomorrow morning.
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>>52746542
bigger picture
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Still haven't gotten a gf yet this year.

I'm such a procrastinator! hehe
>>
>>52746558
Saline IV
>>
>>52746542
NIGER IS WHITEEEEE
>>
>>52746482
she looks like she's physically in pain from having to touch the dwarf in front of her
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>>52746542
>>52746601
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>>52746558
Keep guzzling water, add some salt to it too.
>>
i like to eat lemons straight up like an orange. is the acid in them going to fuck up my teeth?
>>
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>>52746510
thanks
>>
>>52746646
Yes.
>>
>>52746646
yes
>>
>>52746601
>Poor soil quality in Niger led to a dependence on goat milk
Neat
>>
>>52746601
>>52746542

Australia and Sweden confirmed whitest countries in the world.
>>
>>52746558

eat some mcdonalds. you'll be constipated for the next month.
>>
>>52746646
>teeth
Pretty sure this is the /brit/ thread combo, m8
>>
>>52746558
There are some really good prescription only (in the US at least) anti-nausea pills for that reason

See a doctor if it gets that bad. Bananas are also usually easy for me to keep down if I'm really ill
>>
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would u rather

>fuck ur grandma once
or
>eat only oranges for the rest of ur life
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>>52746601
This legitimately makes me feel bad

>Alaska 82%
>no percentage for Canada
wot
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>>52746687
Cool
>>
Im getting high for the first time alone tonight, what are some good things to do when youre high alone?
>>
>>52746646
It will if you don't rinse your mouth with water after each lemon.
>>
>>52746754
music
>>
>>52746732
I really really don't like oranges
>>
>>52746732
Does my grandma have to be her current age?
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RATE MY NEW MEME LADS. JUST MADE THIS. FRESH OFF THE PRESSES.
>>
>>52746732
Oranges. Just get my other essentials from drink.
>>
>>52746646
i do this too
do you peel them? it's really weird
>>
>>52746754
music is the best.

watching films or shows kinda sucks because you start noticing how fake the acting is.
>>
>>52746778
shit/10
>>52746754
movies
>>
>>52746754
Birdwatching
>>
>>52746732
Grandma clearly. I'd edge all day and basically just close my eyes, imagine someone else, and cum in a minute. Then it'd be done
>>
>>52746773
yes
>>
>>52746778
Very 2016
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>>52746778
p gud

this is mine from last year
>>
I'm scheduled for a court appearance tomorrow, but I'm out of town for the holidays and I can't make it. WHAT DO I DO!?

Please don't ask me what I did ;_;
>>
>>52746778
Now do that for real.
>>
>>52746866
honestly would they even care? You're in mexico after all...


>>52746878
I'll do it when you do it
>>
>>52746866
What did you do?
>>
>>52746866
start a new life in crime you smelly beaner faggot
>>
>>52746866
Call them asap or skip town for good if it's a minor offense
or both
>>
>>52746866
Have your lawyer motion for a continuance
>>
>>52746860
are those supposed to be cuts on his eyes and forehead?
>>
>>52746866
Should've planned ahead.
Good job.

Call the court/police and inform them of your situation.
>>
I wonder if anyone's ever fucked a skeleton.
>>
>>52746866
What did you do??
>>
>>52746904
Am I the only one that imagines lawyers doing a little dance when they motion for things.

For the amount of money you're charging motherfucker, you'd best dance to let the judge know what's up.
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>>52746924
I've fucked a mannequin before which is kind of close
>>
Why are american women such cock hungry sluts for canadian dick?
>>
>>52746970
are you grill? if not how?
>>
>>52746924
There's plenty of anorexic birds in California
>>
>>52746924
probably
>>
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>>52746981
It's all about Australian studs now.
Pic related is the average Aussie.
>>
>>52746984
I found a mannequin arm in the woods one day so I took it home and used its hand to JO me. It was awful
>>
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>>52746981
>Canadian
>not Cascadian
>>
new thread

>>52747029
>>52747029
>>52747029
>>52747029
>>
>>52747023
My main question is how did a mannequin arm end up out in the woods?
>>
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>>52747023

haha, good joke, m8
>>
My gf keeps making me fuck a fleshlight insertable she places underneath her until we get married.
I can't stand this shit
>>
Is Pillars of Eternity a good game?
>>
>>52747053
who fucking knows.

>>52747055
Would you really not have done the same?
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>>52747023
that actually sounds pretty nice. like a stranger. need to find a suitable mannequin hand
>>
>>52747079
if you like a good story, can handle a ton of reading, and like old crpgs then yeah probably. The hardest part about the game is how it just dumps all its lore on you in the very beginning.
>>
>>52744187
What is /cum/?
Why is this a /brit/ edition?
When will Canada fuck off from this British world?
>>
>>52747079
Yes
>>
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lol
>>
>>52747328
what's it like living in an empty shithole, fàm?
>>
>>52747387
>empty
>coming from literally where: the state
>>
>>52747427
Maryland is the richest state in the country even though it's one of the smallest and has shitholes like baltimore to drag it down. We fucking own you
>>
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>>52747511
>we fucking own you
>mfw I've never even heard of your meme state
>>
>>52747511
pretty sure New Jersey is richer.
>>
Is undertale worth it?
I want to see what's up but I also heard all the SJWs in my class talk about how it's the greatest game
>>
>>52747585
that doewsn't really matter. You're a shithole in the middl;e of nowhere. Maryland is a small state on the eastcoast for rich people and a few basketball americans.

>>52747585
new jersey is 3rd on the list of most wealthy states. Maryland is #1
>>
>>52747587
literal aids. Play earthbound, a timeless classic that's not a fucking meme game for transexual dyke genderfluid dragon kin xirs.
>>
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post tasty music lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT0gRc2c2wQ
>>
>>52747740
Gib original video
>>
>>52747740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sAP-1Og9cY
>>
>>52747786
"footage from 1980's uk tv adverts."
>>
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>>52747811
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>>52747945
>>
>>52747740
https://youtu.be/fHx5flaWdLs
>>
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How do you guys get comfy?
>>
>>52748787
Entering the zenzone
>>
>>52748787
>dim lights a bit
>play n64/ps1/snes/nes games
>snowing outside
there are many ways to get comfy
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