/cum/
Canadian cock concubine edition.
Cara.
marina
>Canadians desperate for American attention as usual
You forgot to put /cum/ in the subject field, you dingus.
Make a new thread.
Why are californian girls the hottest in the world?
the golden days of /cum/ are over
let this thread die
Just got back from work
>work 40 hours next week
>all the qt waitresses quit
I have no motivation senpai
Every time I masturbate, I have this intense pain in my colon area that lasts from 1 to 15 minutes. I don't put anything in my rectum, or my vagina when I masturbate, only clitoris stimulation.
What the fuck is happening ? I've been getting this since at least 5 years now.
>>52747069
I dunno
theres something truly wonderful about them
>>52747081
>I have no motivation senpai
Money.
good post
>>52747097
Prostatitis
>>52747076
>area man says /cum/ will die any day now for the 7th month in a row
>>52747081
Did they sexually harrass you those qt waitresses?
I wanna be sexually harrassed.
>>52747118
didnt say it will i said it should
I'm supposed to text her but I don't want to just say "hey"
what do?
Tell me if Pillars of Eternity is a good game please my friends, mis amigos.
Recommend me a TV series on Netflix to watch.
>>52747119
we need to edit this somehow
>>52747158
>"ay lil mama lemme holla atchu"
The mexican posters got into some deep shit last thread. they're so wacky.
>>52747158
"You look fine as fuck right now"
>>52747158
dick pic
>>52747138
>you will never work in an office with almost all grils
>you will never get sexually harassed by them
>they'll never call you names
>>52747160
It's alright.
I played it for an hour or so.
>>52747163
A-team
>>52747112
overrated
>>52747185
Over the phone? See this is why your women dont want you and want a guy like me instead.
>>52747158
>kill yourself
>>52747138
no that's rude
>>52747112
But I needed to learn all my new parts and finish my lab ;_;
>>52747163
Always Sunny in Philly
>>52747203
Literally the worst
Can someone add flags onto the people
>>52747203
I've been the only man in the office. Absolutely awful.
>>52747239
Why'd they quit?
>>52747076
total newfag here, I am curious about the date /cum/ hit it's peak
>>52747246
the hottest situation. it would be the best job ever.
>>52747208
An hour? Only an hour? *scoffs*
*slams door*
>>52747182
Elaborate, I wasn't around
>>52747279
year and a half ago
Before gay mexicans and numerous tripfags resided
>>52747214
Doesn't have it.
>>52747243
Nope
>>52747265
What is this supposed to be representing?
>>52747275
bunch of people quit when new owners took over
bunch of new people
>>52747318
A White Christian family.
>>52747318
Parents fighting for child custody
>>52747315
Narcos is bretty good too
>>52747312
I was here a year and a half ago.
That's intense!
>>52747318
MGTOW
>>52747318
u fucking srs, bud?
>>52747272
Did you constantly have a boner? How awesome was it?
>>52747346
Yes, but how is it supposed to be /cum/ related? Who is fighting over what?
>>52747315
bullshit
I'm watching naruto. He dies.
>>52747347
No new episodes.
>>52747375
>Canadian Netflix you dimwit.
>>52747265
>>52747380
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
>>52747372
You are asking me how is that /cum/ related?
How is THIS picture /cum/ related?
>>52747380
I believe it.
why do people still take horoscopes seriously
>>52747398
delet this
>>52747398
Is the judge sitting on the Canadian flag?
>>52747442
Make a wild guess.
>>52747312
>something on 4chan peaked in 2014
lol I doubt that
>>52747442
Because the stars are more responsible than they are
>>52747442
Some people have no idea to take advice from.
>>52747470
/cum/ wasn't even around a year and a half ago, or it just started, and that shitposter certainly wasn't here.
>>52747097
>vagina
>baiting this hard
bix nood
My dad is a verbally abusive emotionally abusive asshole and it feels like I can't do anything about it. I'm going insane. I'm going absoutely insane.
>>52747335
Sorry to hear, anon. I hope they're nice people
>>52747445
chi
>>52747526
Give him the dick
>>52747497
It was mostly TPB shit and the only shitposter was virginia
>>52747545
They are just lots of changes so everything feels a little disorganized
hope once everyone gets trained up everything starts to run smoother
>>52747554
That's right, but that was less than a year ago, if I recall.
>>52747562
ayo
>>52745071
>Hopkins Rd Pizza Hut
Yo fuck you nigga, I bust my ass making you ungrateful motherfuckers your heart attack in a box, the least you could do is be grateful we didn't just take your money faggot
>>52747562
>Screaming Quebec not picking sides hoping this'll go on longer.
9.9/10
>>52747554
>virginia is never coming back
>>52747620
thank god
fuck that greasy fat mexispick
>>52747588
t. nigger
>>52747620
Good. He was annoying.
>>52747620
NaD became the new Virginia
>>52747620
Wha-When did this happen?
>>52747658
Except he refuses to go away.
post yfw you spot a large bunda
Is undertale worth it lads?
I want to see what's up but I also heard all the SJWs in my class talk about how it's the greatest game
>>52747700
its really good
SJW's be damned
>>52747700
Not worth it at all
Horrible shit.
>>52747691
ew.jpg
white girls fo lyfe
>>52747562
I'm pretty sure I'm literally the only Québécois poster in /cum/. And personally, I have no trouble choosing sides, I despise Anglos and wish we could become independent, but if I had to choose between Canada and France I would choose France in a heartbeat.
So I feel as if your picture is not accurate.
>>52747658
NaD has a lot to learn before he can even hold a match to Virginia's brazier
>>52747700
It's fun.
>>52747733
that is a greek girl, did you seriously think her clothes were her skin?
>NORTH America
>NORTH Carolina
>NORTH of the South
How based am I?
>>52747736
>being this cucked
>>52747755
>being in a confederate state
lmao what a loser
>>52747691
>>52747741
lmm was a good poster, too bad hes gone now. You all were to harsh on him.
>>52747700
Only if you really like bullet-hell.
does NaD even post here anymore?
>>52747784
unfortunately no
>>52747781
Undertale is really tame for a Bullet hell, m8
>>52747777
Could you imagine if he could get quads like this
>>52747758
considering how much Anglo-Canada has bent over for us over the years, I'm don't think it's entirely clear who's more cucked here.
But I definitely agree that we are quite cucked. Now, whether or not we're more cucked than Anglo-Canadians, that's a whole other question.
>>52747784
Of course he is, he posts from like 10am in the morning till whenever he falls asleep every fucking day.
He's the trip in this thread.
>>52747784
he was here like a week ago unless it was someone who jacked his trip
He was okay except for the autist creep posting
>>52747750
Wasn't talking about the picture. Just in general.
Just poured some whiskey.
Don't tell the wife.
>>52747700
Yes. What easier inlet do you have to chop it up with the 10/10 SJWs in class
>>52747821
Which side is more cucked is irrelevant, the point is that Canada is a cuck country in general
It's a shame Queen's is gone. You assholes bullied him too much about his brain.
>>52747854
fair enough, can't disagree there
>>52747812
Not my cuppa.
>>52747868
he was in the last thread
you gimmick thief
>>52747868
faggot brain bitch fuck
>>52747784
He's becoming quite the problem according to the #j.aniteam IRC
>>52747868
My secret gay 4chan friend is dead
Now what?
>>52747852
MOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>52747868
>tripfag normie
I hope he has a brain aneurysm and becomes a vegetable who can't even wipe his own ass.
>>52747868
Queen's was a god tier poster who got mad pussy
Who was the trip that fucked a shemale that fucked a dog?
>>52747588
>be grateful we didn't just take your money
what a time to be alive
I'm about to turn 22. How do I stop feeling like I'm too old and that my life should have ended by now? I never made plans past this point. I never thought I'd make it this far. I always figured I'd man up and kill myself before I reach 21
>>52747868
Queens and Gomez were the only good ones
>>52747929
you sound like one miserable faggot
>>52747893
He's always been a problem with his fucking proxies and shitposting.
At least trips like Riley were entertaining.
>>52747946
That was my nigga Doughknot
>>52747946
LMM sexted with an indian guy that pretended to be a chick who got fucked by a dog
>>52747969
speaking of trips whatever happened to that russian from California
>>52747946
Burger King
RIP
>>52747963
I felt my life peaked around 21 and haven't given a fuck since
pretty much NEET for a decade now
>>52747963
Never too l8 m8
>>52747982
Funny how things get easily distorted
>>52747986
I dunno, he just stopped posting.
What happened to that Romanian in Iowa?
Seriously why the fuck did all the notable posters vanish within a month
>>52747990
oh damn forgot about that dude
>>52747990
BK is NaD.
>>52747963
Get into Uni m8. That will give you a purpose
Just killed a spider with my bare hand haha, Feeling super tough right now.
>>52748035
I'm still here but no one notices me.
watch this get no replies
>>52747969
>Riley
I never asked to fall in love
>>52748055
you're really brave man
>>52748055
Next spider-man right here, gentlemen
>>52748071
I feel ya, I used to be relevant too
What ever happened to grindviking? He was decent.
>>52748100
no tripfags are relevant, this isnt reddit
>>52748100
We should make a home for all the old irrelevant tripfags everyone has forgotten about.
>>52748071
>>52748100
>not being the formerly most relevant poster here
>2015
cucks
Queen's cum back
>>52748141
There already is one, the IRC
>>52748143
I was more relevant than you in my prime, although you're too cuck to admit it
>tfw retard staying at my family's house keeps trying to interact with me, and I keep ignoring her
just can't bear it, buds
>>52748035
It's gotten less fun/comfy to post here.
>>52748180
>her
you know what you have to do
>peypey caught using HGH
>everybody cares for 5 seconds
>patriots lose
>its a headliner
I don't get either desu, why does the NFL even pretend to care about steroids? Concussions are worse for player health while gloves give even more of an advantage.
Rodger Jewdell needs to step down, he is just ruining the sport entirely.
Why is this allowed??
>>52748180
Tell her to make like a tree and get lost
>>52748177
thats bullshit and you know it
maybe in the very height of your prime you were as relevant as I am now. But you were carried by others in the memes.
>>52748177
Oh yeah.
Goodbye /cum/
I'm going to have to find a new general.
And a new name.
>>52748200
rest of the NFL is obsessed
>>52748223
See you tomorrow.
>>52748180
>literally has a retard girl stranger in his house
how big is your house?
>>52748240
NFL a shit
>>52748196
she's grossly overweight
I guess there's nothing to do except eat and laugh like a hyena all day when you can't think too well.
>>52748250
>how big is your house?
Typical upper middle class suburban house. Why?
>>52748283
cant say you are wrong
>>52748223
>/cum/
I wish I could quit her
>>52748293
I would feel uncomfortable having a retard staying overnight in my house
>there are anons posting in /cum RIGHT NOW without the flag extension
>the flaggot ratio is faltering
How long will it take for the guilt of cheating to go away? I cheated on my now ex-gf a month ago and she shows up in my dreams every night and I feel very guilty whenever I think about her
>>52748331
what is the flag extension?
>>52748331
>pseudotripping
That's not what Jesus died for
>>52748340
A very long time.
>>52748363
>being new
>>52748340
About 5 minutes
>>52748331
Flag extension is just another form of trip/namefagging.
It isn't acceptable for normal humans
>>52748387
>being a cuck
>>52748325
She's not too spastic. She mostly just sleeps all day.
It's really sad. Imagine a NEET without a computer. I think I would off myself if I was able to realize the state of my existence.
>>52748331
regional flags a shit, it's tantamount to tripfaggotry
>>52748340
what a fag, just man up you fucking fag
I slept with my best friend's gf for a couple of months and pursued a secret relationship with her for several months behind his back before dumping her, and I honestly felt no remorse. Surely you can handle this one tiny fucking thing, you soft cunt.
i just set up the autoblow 2 and occulus my wife gave me for xmas, it's pretty fuckin awesome
>>52748363
I AM the flag extension
>>52748363
https://flaghunters.github.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/
>>52748331
How many posters use it?
>>52748405
sleeping is the best part of everybody's day
>>52748432
26 in the 7 days
was in the rain most of the day
just put on dry socks
>>52748426
>one flag isn't enough
some autism
>>52748462
fuck off
>>52748408
My step father's husband only got me a ps4, as if I didn't have one already -_-
>>52748439
not when you sleep alone
>>52748462
God, I love the rain.
Outdoor work?
>>52748463
It's also nonfree
>>52748453
That's not bad.
>>52748509
>gentoo
>>52748500
Not really outside work but it involved going outside and pretty much everything was flooded today.
>>52748509
>MIT license
>nonfree
jesus fuck im drunk that again
its been 3 days in a row now
>>52748531
The South?
What were you doing in the rain then?
>>52748526
>wanting a crossboarding autist to have access to your browsing history
You're a braver man than I am
>>52748548
good post
good contribution
>>52748563
go for a world record, lad
>>52748563
give your liver a break senpai
I am 37 (although I look like I am in my mid 20s). Recently divourced with my husband. From what I get, finding another at this age decent person is virtually hopeless. There is no reason why a decent guy will pick me over a girl in her 20s.
Literally jerking off to white men on black girls right now.
>>52748563
Nothing wrong with that.
>>52748615
Atta boy
>>52748589
thank you
>>52748590
no, im sick of feeling dizzy
>>52748596
alright alright
>>52748601
you don't know how easy it is to get a guy unless you are a hambeast or something
>>52748580
I don't use flags.
>>52748563
5 and a half weeks until your liver shuts down
how can i force myself to sleep guys?
>>52748665
memes
>>52748589
Ignore the shitposter.
>>52748665
Trazodone
>>52748665
Get drunk
>>52748665
Imitate the breathing of a person who is sleeping for awhile
>>52748682
I have never shitposted before ever, I use this trip so people can hold me to the same high standard of my posts
>>52748615
We've all got weird fetishes.
>>52748665
Read a book in bed, in minimal light.
>>52748462
Should've worn a pair of comfy boots.
>>52748665
put a belt around your neck and jerk off
>>52748665
Jerk off and then read a book. Always puts me out cold
>>52748698
desu
>>52748715
Allow me to help you understand anonymous bulletin board culture. Your identity is absolutely irrelevant to this thread. It is poor form to be posting with a trip when it's not necessary.
Now turn off your trip code or go back to reddit you little fucking cretin.
>>52748665
exercise during the day, and fap before going to sleep
>>52748665
nyquil
melatonin
alcohol
regular physical activity
>>52748730
I know what you're up to
>>52748777
atra is getting cucked hard ;_;
>>52748738
just cause 3 has overheated my comp 3 times today, ive gotten up to 80 c in my computer
>>52748778
>>52748782
A little late for exercise.
>>52748816
I do not feel anything.
But I am not a mecha fan.
>>52748831
What kinda v-card you workin with, champ
>tfw can't enjoy video games anymore
So bored at night now. Makes me want to go back to the liqour
>>52748782
I'm innocent.
Also, I need sauce for the gif
google is being useless.
>>52748782
If you're doping up on diphenhydramine and alcohol, you don't really have to do anything else.
>>52748831
Do you have a fan curve set up?
>>52748831
>replying to a post on accident
anyways heres my setup
>>52748897
its good enought to run at around 60 but it just overheats because i dont have enough interior fans
>>52748899
Go back to liquor, video games are shit.
>>52748984
jesus christ
>>52748984
just throw it outside :^)
>>52748899
>tfw used to get drunk and play Guild Wars 2 when I was depressed last year
Honestly, just quit vidya bro
>>52748831
put some ice cubes in there.
>>52748984
>using an actual room fan to cool your computer
Why is this country so technologically retarded?
>>52749031
It always amazes me how many people here have a drinking problem.
>>52749059
>tfw speccy doesn't run on the new windows 10 build
>>52749083
are you implying i have a problem
I texted her but now she's not responding what the fuuuuuuuuuuck
>>52749083
blame the government for not letting people dude lmao which is good for you
>>52749095
>tfw windows 10 would be the GOAT OS if it was actually compatible with anything
I want to use it so badly but it just doesnt work with fucking anything
>>52749127
Demand that she not ignore you. Then proceed to text her hello 3 times in a 10 minute period. Then, and this is the most important part, tell her she's a bitch, a slut, and that you didn't want to talk to her anyway. Then text her tomorrow morning and say you were drunk and repeat from step 1.
>blame the government for not letting people dude lmao which is good for you
got em
>>52749183
My government shouldn't have a say in what I do unless it's harmful to other americans tbqh
>>52749103
mayhaps
>>52749131
>good for you
C'mon now.
I usually never open generals, just filter them. But today im curious, what the fuck is even the point of this one?
