/cum/
page 10 edition
A Turk is fucking my sister in the other room
I love you guys
t. Taylor Swift
Pretty sick right now. I hope you guys don't catch my cold.
>>52735764
Ask him to make you some kebab afterwards
mg mg~
>>52735764
Ask him to give you his kebab afterwards
hope you had a nice xmas <3
>>52735788
get well soon!
Will any richfag buy me a game on steam? Its only 3.99. Ill trade you some games I already have. I'm poor.
I change my mind. Lollipops are p cool.
Green bay packers more like Green GAY packers
>>52735875
what games do you have?
>>52735929
Patriots and Panthers lost
Great day.
>>52735961
Nothing too amazing but Ill give you Postal 2 and Don't Starve Together.
Going to sleep now. Have a nice day/ evening depending on where you live.
marina
why you like baseball
its boring tbqh
no offense
>>52736026
cute power ranger
I know when you give $500k to the USA you get some kind of permit to live there. but is it a green card? can they work, vote etc?
salu2
>>52736030
none taken
i dont care for it
shits boring and too long, the baseball HQ (whatever the fuck their letters are) is thinking about shortening it
>>52736030
It's a lot funner if you've played it and are able to understand the intricacies of the game.
>>52736066
t. traficante favelado
olha que a BOPE vai-te pegar muleke
>>52736066
Work Visa is easiest to attain.
If you pay $500k or so for that expensive Visa it's basically a free pass to live here without working.
Voting is only for citizens though.
>>52736108
>>52736112
but I like american football
>>52736030
It's not about speed, it's about aesthetics... there's a lot of art and skill involved. The time it takes only adds to the anticipation.
>>52736066
It's a greencard through investment, You need to invest at least $500k-$1000k in an American business or startup, and then appeal the government for a permit.
They give out something like 10000 each year.
>>52736030
Not a whole lot of people here actually enjoy the sport and share the same opinion.
>>52736030
it's okay. it can be pretty tense. it helps if you get to know one specific team and know a bit about their players. i prefer hockey or handegg.
still haven't seen Star Wars
I practically already know everything that happens just through the internet grapevine.
Is it still worth seeing?
I also think the actress is qt, and wouldn't mind looking at her for a couple hours.
>>52736278
It's decent up until the last quarter of the movie.
>>52736278
Its just as good as A New Hope tbqh jamal
>>52736459
Bullshit.
>>52736030
baseball is comfy as fuck
>>52736512
It can't be bullshit, considering it's nearly a shot-for-shot remake of A New Hope.
>>52736278
>I practically already know everything that happens just through the internet grapevine.
doubt it. /tv/ and /pol/ were completely wrong about Finn
Eating some braised beef & onions
Bretty gud
>>52736630
I mean after the movie came out.
>>52736605
with none of the meaningful impact
>hey remember all the troubles luke had in his journey
>how about we just skip... all of that
>oh and make the villains as nonthreatening as possible
>>52736605
Not at all, and it didn't carry any of the depth or intrigue of the original story.
>>52736702
>nonthreatening
>planet destroying laser hundreds of times more powerful then the death stars
>2 sith commanders instead of one
>trooper armies going around and slaughtering camps and cities
>>52736650
gimme
Whats your excuse for not dating a single mom right now?
>>52737034
I don't want anything to do with children, or the mother of said child.
>>52737034
Don't really like kids.
rate
>>52736030
You just gotta cheer for the right time.
Go 'stros!
>>52737149
you forgot to mark our greatest ally green
>>52737149
Ambivalent.
>>52737210
? who
>>52737229
Israel, of course
>your daughter brings her first date to meet you
>this guy pokes his head through the door
>>52736934
but i need to eat
random thought:
if you were in a band and a fan tweeted that they were raped at one of your shows and demanded free tickets/merch to compensate, what would you do?
>>52737333
I ask my son why he's dressed like a woman.
>cancelled two dates in a week
>>52737348
ᵒᵏ
>>52735764
Ask for an kebab after this
>>52737428
Do it for the PR obviously. Would prob earn more ticket and merch money from people wanting to support my band for doing that.
Though, I wouldn't really be surprised if she was actually raped as she sounds like a walking, breathing cunt and some guy probably just tripped near her and fell in.
>>52737497
It was super good if that makes you feel any better.
>>52737646
then it might lead to more people wanting free stuff though
>>52737697
You think fans would start claiming mass rapings at my shows?
>>52737840
maybe not mass, but they might do other stuff like claim they were assaulted or something like that
>>52736030
It's more fun to play than watch.
>>52737870
Depends on what kinda band.
If it has sjw fans, grin and bear it. If not, tell 'em to fuck off.
>>52736278
It's worth it. Go see it.
>>52736030
It's all about hanging out with buds, and getting intoxicated. Like NASCAR.
>>52737996
>Nascar
>a sport
>tfw no gamer girl gf
>>52738215
>What? You didn't know about Cara?
>>52738215
Stop feeling and go get one.
>>52738367
>Stop feeling
If only...
if a muchacha expects me to spend 100+- dollars on a first date should i tell her to fuck off or is that normal?
>>52738509
Tell her to fuck off.
>>52738509
>100+- dollars
tell her to fuck off. That's absurd.
>there are people who don't put beans in their hot dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II08FmQmrM4
>>52738625
>eating hot dogs
>>52738657
i thought hotdogs were the tacos of the us and that just a small minority didn't like em wether for diet or any other weird reason
>>52738776
>i thought hotdogs were the tacos of the us
lol no
>>52738625
>mfw thinking about hotdog water
>>52738776
Hot dogs are some of the most vile shit you can eat
>>52738776
You're thinking of burgers.
I just got a letter from from my dad for the first time 2 days ago, haven't seen him in 12 years. He was a pedophile and molested my 4 older sisters. I haven't done anything yet. I don't know what to do
>>52738876
>>52738816
this
burgers are maybe not the best for health. But hotdogs are absolutely horrible for you, made of shitty meat, and the nitrates will give you cancer.
>>52738972
fuck off already
>>52738776
Burgers are the Tacos of the US.
Hotdogs are the protein equivalent of ramen.
How do I find a qt french gf from Canada?
>>52739008
>no fun allowed
>only gay animeposting
>>52739072
then leave
>>52738816
>>52738845
>>52738876
alright can you just give us the hot dogs as a national mexican food then?
>>52739019
i literally see burgers and hot dogs in the same tier.
hey boys I saw that star wars movie
>>52739072
Why'd you bring up anime?
We're talking about hotdogs.
>>52739072
sabe pa
vez a alguien posteando anime?
>>52739055
Go to Quebec and tell her you're American.
>>52739106
>i literally see burgers and hot dogs in the same tier
I literally see you as a non-person.
>>52739140
Won't that have the opposite effect?
>>52739125
whatd you think
>>52739103
Jesus fucking Christ you are annoying
>>52739198
I thought it was good
>>52739194
No. Foreign girls love us. Dat American cultural imperialism.
>wake up
>still live in Arizona
JUST
>>52739138
Naciste pendejo o te haces?
>>52735716
who /snow/ here?
I just sent a letter to my son for the first time 5 days ago, haven't seen him in 12 years. He hasn't sent anything back yet. I don't know what to do.
>>52739315
At least you tried....
To write a letter, not be a father I mean.
>>52739254
What did you really think?
>>52739291
It was 70F yesterday. Where in Mexico do you live?
>>52739291
its cold as fuck here and its just overcast
>>52739291
Do people in your area know how to drive in snow? I would be scared to drive on the roads here if it snowed because no one knows how
>>52739178
>a piece of meat in between two pieces of bread with onion and tomato
they're not radically different, really, they're bot fast food and both can be disgusting at sight but delicious in taste
My gf is spending a lot of time with her ex. She tells me it doesn't mean anything and they are just good friends. Should I be worried? She's staying over there tonight
>>52739315
That's the spirit
People get so cranky easily
>>52739498
Do they make burgers with hotdog meat in Mexico?
>>52739519
Take it to >>>/adv/, I'm sure they'd love to here it.
>>52739519
Is there anyone else here who completely abstains from all forms of intoxication (both legal and illegal)? Seems like there are fewer and fewer of us. Not looking for a debate or anything, just wanna know if you're out there...
I actually liked the new star wars villain because they made him a real, conflicted, powerful, deep voiced villain instead of some whiny white faggot.
>>52739410
north mexico master race
>>52739422
most people drive like shit but we get icy roads every year s we know the tricks
>>52739411
its -2 right now, comfy as fuck to be honest
>>52739623
You straight edge brah? xXx
>>52739623
There's probably more than a couple. Good on you.
>>52739538
never heard of that, but it's not weird to see little hot dog carts outside bars where they also sell burgers
>>52739000
trips for in n out
>>52739575
anon, christmas just passed and new years is almost here. Surly a fellow /int/friend can get some support here
>>52739651
Cool, pretty envious. I love snow.
>>52739410
I liked it, it was good. Did you not like it?
>>52739623
My grandma doesn't drink anymore. So there's at least one other person who is not.
>>52739651
it's cool till you want to drive to another city
>>52739623
a buddy of mine is like that. he's tried to explain it to me but i've never quite understood his logic. w/e it's your life.
>>52739288
osea que quieres que haya anime y gayposting?
>>52739749
I thought it was enjoyable, not fond of the movie after Rey was abducted, save for the Han Solo scenes.
>>52739774
Looks like a videogame on high settings
>>52739774
u sound jelly
>Is there anyone else here who completely abstains from all forms of intoxication (both legal and illegal)? Seems like there are fewer and fewer of us. Not looking for a debate or anything, just wanna know if you're out there...
>>52739873
just trying to make conversation but it's okay
>>52739874
good contribution
>>52739813
Me refiero a que estos temas están usualmente cargados de Japanese degeneracy, no se haga pendejo
>good contribution
>>52739774
How much snow is down there?
>>52739874
Hey, to each his own. Just curious as to why you do that? Any particular resons?
Hi
>>52739873
>u sound jelly
Calm down a bit buddy, it's just snow. I know it is rare and everything but c'mon now.
cum lol
>>52740134
Bye haha
Why is it so dead now? What are the normies even doing on s a Sunday night?
>>52740134
Post feet
>>52740007
entonces para que spamear posts de /adv/ cuando no hay anime ahorita?
estas raro, papu
>>52740139
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just post. Oh, and we all know the way you post. The "epic" Australian, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click submit that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a North American general on /int/. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL CUM!." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>52740134
Hi!
>>52740136
What're you talking about?
>>52740139
The best
Jest
>>52740177
My white feet aren't that attractive
>>52740210
How are you?
>>52740163
watching aaron rogers get btfo
>>52740242
u r grill?
>>52740186
Eso es punto y aparte, lo hago porque me causa gracia
No le pienses mucho
>>52740089
>Any particular resons?
None your meager mind would ever even dare to grasp, peasant.
>>52740234
>pats fans saying theyd be unstoppable again with gronk back
>>52740210
I''m talking about he should tone it down a bit. It's a rare event for him but a vast majority of people don't give a shit
>>52740242
Doing just fine, and you?
>>52740284
Please don't.
>>52740262
Cards appear to be the best team by far right now
>>52740332
Being a retard, and not doing my assignments
>>52740310
Why would you need to tone down "u jelly"?
>>52740310
I've never seen or touched snow in my life
>>52740304
Thanks for your response
Anyone here /SwE/ heritage?
>>52740383
>playing against packers non existent o-line
>best team
Not a chance in hell
Making my wife's son some Mac and Cheese. Gonna grate some extra Parmesan and grind cracked pepper on top when it's done, cause that's the way the little tyke likes it.
Love my life.
>>52740415
You don't get it, I wasn't talking about that particular post. Overall.
>>52740458
No
>>52740458
het
all eastern eruopean/irish
"Your package is at the clearing agency awaiting final release."
anyone have this happen to them with UPS
fucking pissed, it's the clothes for the new years party i'm going to
>>52740458
Maybe
>>52740403
Do you guys not take a break over Christmas, or are you taking winter break courses?
>>52740470
>the cards have ONLY played the packers
>>52740458
My dad's a ginger...
>>52740503
RACISM
ENDS
WITH
MY
WIFE'S
MIXED
RACE
BABY
>>52740503
>2015
>almost 2015+1
>still falling for the female jew
>>52740534
They give shit before, forcing you to do them over the break.
>>52740517
East or West?
>>52740559
Was he Gringo?
>>52740458
What's that?
>>52740458
Yeah. I'm not overly proud of it though. My Irish heritage means so much more since I live in New England.
>>52740504
???
why is a holiday to america so expensive
>>52740596
Swedish.
>>52740611
Was he a Geat, Got or Svear?
>>52740591
Nope, he's from a blonde family and he came out ginger
>>52740591
Beast coast
>>52735716
I want to creampie a latina so bad!!!
>>52740648
P4UT THE PRAWN ON THE FUKIN BAWBIE LAD OZZIE NOT AUSSIE COWABUNGA CUZ!
>>52740648
b/c Australia is Canada-tier
I regret to inform you
>>52740648
Only the champions make it into America
>>52740654
Oh, that's a secret.
>>52740648
Because it requires a plane to fly some 8000 miles, with all the myriad of costs that incurs.
>>52740712
:( Do you need poor aid?
>>52740766
Why's that a secret?
>>52740648
You are good person. People will miss you. Vegemite is food
>>52740591
Damn, that's horrible, whatcha studying?
>>52740725
>cowabunga
is he a ninja turtle?
>>52740792
I vaskar poor aid on Stureplan
>>52740838
GRAB THE PIZZA PICASSO WE'RE GONNA GO FIGHT SPIKE TELL EL RATO WE WONT MAKE IT HOME FOR DINNER PIZZA COWABUNGA BISMILLAH
>>52740858
Hej Sverige
Hur är det?
>>52740951
Hej USA
Jag kan inte sova trots att jag ska åka utomlands imorgon.
Hur är det själv?
>>52740716
That's lovely.
Any Jew Yorkers here? I'm from Upstate but will possibly be moving to NYC in the near future. I've visited NYC several times before but have never lived there. What should I expect?
>>52739753
Greenland posted...cum is now complete...pls change general's name to /came/
>>52741060
Sorry I don't know Swedish only that one thing!
But I am doing fine. Where are you going?
>tell gril i would take her to the movies
>end up going out of town
>she's texting me, asking me if I'll be home by 8 and if we can do anything
>she probably won't want to fuck
what do?
Any premature ejaculators here?
I am 19 and have been having this problem since summer. I do not know what the fuck caused it. I was able to control my cum before but not anymore. My gf is a year now likes to get pounded doggy style but I just cum in like a minute.
I've tried kegels, masturbating more often or before sex, and all that crappie.
Can this be cured?
I'm uncut, I can pull my foreskin all the way back.
>>52741147
Ask /adv/.
>>52740801
muhammad pls
hello
>>52741181
>My gf is a year now likes to get pounded doggy style
Mate she' a bit too young for ya
any tips for learning spanish? best methods?
>>52741144
Travelling to Berlin. But an unfortunate cancelling had us making a layover in Riga for 10 hours.
It's going to be a pain
>>52741071
I don't live in the big apple, but which part of NYC are you moving to?
>>52741259
enroll in a spanish class
>tfw no qt canadian bf
>>52741227
You are loved
>>52741229
darkness my old friend
>>52741259
Live in Mexico
>>52741259
What worked for me is taking classes to get the basics, and then after that I worked in McDonalds for three years in the kitchen with people who spoke no English.
After that my Spanish was that of a Mexicans
>>52741329
not by allah thankfully
>>52741281
What do you have planned in Berlin?
I went to Germany two years ago, it was nice.
>>52741368
Take care but remember, there are people willing to listen. Don't forget that
>>52741328
Why would you want one of those?
I'm going to have my child play polo and golf.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1671302&location=United%20States&add=1#
>>52741429
thanks for the insight ibrahim
>>52741390
To indulge in hedonistic pleasures of course!
Me and my friend didn't have much of a good year so it's off to blow off some steam.
Where did you go?
>>52741529
Sounds fun. I went to Berlin, Kolon, and Ludwigshaven.
>>52741493
> no one from my city
thank god
>>52741566
*Koln
>>52741493
>tfw still all alone up north
>>52741568
would have been a longshot if there was
>>52741566
Hopefully
How was Köln? I always thought it had grown into one of those economical centres like Frankfurt, with not much to do.
>>52741619
*Köln
>>52741493
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=980832
>>52737149
>Neutral toward Islamist shitholes like Saudi Arabia
Killyourself/10
>>52741672
Fuck you and your stupid fucking diacritics
I'm a 18 year old male with a problem that is really affecting me personally.
I'm a chronic masturbator, on average I masturbate 3-4 times a day, I now understand that this was way too much and have chosen to cut down considerably, now hoping for once every 2 days.
The real problem is my penis. It's not as strong as it used to be; its weaker and not fully erect, as well as smaller in length.
What do I do? Should I cut masturbation off completely? Is this more of a psychological problem or a physical one due to a lack of exercise? I really want my penis to be back to full strength so what should I do?
>>52741568
>only one in my state
Just the way I like it.
>>52735764
desu not having your sister be your fuck buddy IS KEKOLDRY
>>52741656
Köln was bretty good. I guess that is an accurate way of putting it. All of Germany is new to me so as far as I am concerned it was a great visit. Lots of markets, and great architecture as well.
I thought it was very cool to visit the Koln cathedral and to know its history in WWII
>>52741493
There's an anon in Victoria? That's pretty sweet
>>52736278
It's shit, but everyone will be talking about it for a month
,Might as well go see it so you can be a part of the conversation
>>52741061
I don't have a gf
>>52741259
watch movies and listen to music in spanish alongside your studies.
>>52741493
>literally no one in my state
>no DC
>no philly
>>52741923
>>52741923
Have you tried getting a bf?
>>52742008
I'm n-not gay and never will be
>>52742068
What about a platonic relationship with another male. It's not gay to give a blowjob if you're both just friends and have blue balls.
Why do people like handegg it's literally the most boring sport. I can't wait for the baseball season to start again
>>52742134
thats super gay
>>52742134
Sounds pathetic af. I couldn't live with myself
>>52742186
>being a good pal is gay
some friend you are anon
>>52742186
It literally isn't, though.
>>52742307
being a dude and sucking a dick is gay, anon
>>52742134
That's pretty gay to be desu
