late night aurora edition
first 4 /cum/
First for me
bepis
>>52746175
ShitfaCed tongiht lads
not going to workdm intil friday
>tfw when no twink bf
Why live?
>>52746194
it's all good natured though lad
i imagine normie social groups bicker all the time but don't hate each other
good morning fellow skeletons
nth for Barry Chuckle
Wish I had access to her fanny lads
Kyary
>>52746194
I'm pretty sure thats like 3 people all complaining, everyone else just ignores what annoys them and carries on
>coz we are gonna beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taOL5HJdx1A#t=30s
>>52746227
i'd prefer the scatposter over this homo shit 2bh
What did he mean by this, /brit/?
>>52746215
Good lad
What are you drinking?
>>52746198
For both of us
>>52746228
depends on the group la
girls bicker a lot more than guys, so you have your main lad group then the larger group with girls that you can take/leave depending on their bitchiness
IN THE MIDNIGHT HOOUUUR
SCARAB, RAB
HAHAHAHA
I LITERALLY HAVE TO BE UP IN LESS THAN 4 HOURS, AND I'M STILL HERE, SHITPOSTING.
I WON'T BE ABLE TO DO SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>52746240
I mean, that's what it all comes down to right? Loll the pomp and pretense of this thing we call "civilization" is just a way for boys to trick girls into granting them access to their fannies. Bit strange when you think about it.
>>52746256
Really enjoyed this post
>tfw can't watch jellybeans ASMR videos because they always make me hard
it's quite annoying when you're trying to get to sleep and relax and when you've got a boner
Making my way downtown...
>>52746300
SHE CRIED you're 3 hours late
>>52746306
wrong
>>52746278
Half a bottle of rum and aout 5 orrval beers
from Belgiumm
>>52746317
WALKING FAST
4 days left for gf 2015 lads
just had a gimmick idea
watch this space lads
>>52746326
MORE MORE MORE
>>52746340
>I prefer guys cuz there less drama!!
what did she mean by this?
>>52746359
Forget it lad. It's over. It's been over for awhile now.
emmy
>>52746359
*stands up*
*pulls on tight jeans*
*buttons up smart casual shirt*
*fastens belt*
*puts on green and blue socks*
*slips smart casual shoes*
*nods head forwards, knocking the sunglasses that have been on my head over my eyes*
guess its time to get started
*walks out the door*
>>52746386
she likes to be gang banged
marina
>>52746390
ugly bitch
>>52746386
I think she meant 'they're'
>>52746386
She's what we Yanks would call a "hoe"
>smart casual
What did he mean by this?
>>52746403
hahaa
Need to get into football so I can appear normie
>>52746386
she tries way too hard to be a guy and so comes off as very standoffish and crude
>>52746266
ok....
@52746435
>>52746365
oh fuck he's coming right for us
>>52746438
good lad haha xo
>>52746461
I didn't ask for this
>>52746461
It's not feminine
>>52746461
delet this
Do you lads actually think the whole normie think is real?
I mean I literally do, I'm just wondering about you guys. How many of you are actual normies?
I require nutrients
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
I know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
>>52746494
i'm pre normal 2bh
>>52746438
don't mate it will just look embarrassing
>>52746494
what do you mean by normie thing
have to admit i do now categorise some styles of living as normie and some as abnormie but don't really think anything of it
>>52746485
OH MY GOD JC A BOMB
>>52746489
>dat irony
>>52746494
I'm a day walker
>>52746468
Bit gay
>>52746494
normies dont think of themselves as normies and dont wake up with that thought because their normies
>>52746494
There are definitely normies on /brit/. Lisicki for example is a certified normie.
>>52746418
t. cara
>>52746508
^
HHH
@*W*@
>>52746438
>sports
Only good sports are racing (horses or cars) and baseball
>>52746494
ami a normie
I don;t have nay friendsa at all
butI go runninga t 1about `0 okcocl, eeveyr other night
working a bit but I doin;t elaly talk to anyone
biut ikam am 'fit but don;t rwlaly know if that means anythiung in relation to the topci
Deustchland 83 looks good. Anyone seen it?
>>52746543
>>52746534
night; stalker
>>52746563
youre drunk lol
>>52746553
>driving
>a sport
>>52746508
rawrrrr xD
I walk along the avenue
I fucking hate everything.
>>52746583
fight sporter
mic talker
pipe water
>>52746591
Yealad
Only if you go really fast
>>52746494
yeah
there is a clear divide between the normies and the abnormies
>>52746635
are you a tranny
>>52746521
>what do you mean by normie think
I think that most people are normies, I guess I don't mean it as an insult, but there's definitely a difference between the average guy on the street and a regular 4chan user. Like think about what we're doing, were posting on a relatively obscure anime image board talking about everything from wanking to geopolitics, a regular person wouldn't understand this shit and honestly I think most normies would think you were weird for coming on this site if they knew what it was like here
>>52746658
Yeah
>>52746552
Thanks
>>52746633
hear it's easy to buy a gun in America
>>52746680
can you post your penis/fake vagina hole pls
>>52746591
>he doesn't appreciate motorsports
expand your interests m8
>>52746584
>>52746635
how feminine is your penis?
>>52746704
I hate driving to the shop why would I want to watch other cunts drive?
>>52746663
I think you think too highly of what actually goes on here
Being a "normie" means being a dumb PPP-culture blob who is guided by memes, rather than in control of them
>>52746684
fucking goot ruined my smiley face :(
>>52746663
yeah its not a insult desu
a far amount of people on here are different to the average person and its just like calling someone a goth or a emo
just a different way of life/thinking if you get my meaning
deju vu
>>52746715
pls, ur the only light in my life bb
>>52746722
the strategy that comes into play and shit
watch an f1 race this year, they can be pretty fun as long as mercedes don't cheat again
>>52746712
3.76/10
lot of loyalty, for a hired gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk
doing a listen then a sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2gX119IZiU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
evening lads. evening nonce.
>>52746763
OR PERHAPS LE WONDERING WHY LE SHOOT LE MAN BEFORE LE THROW OUT OF PLANE XD
So sick of degenerate modern society
Wish I was born 50 years ago
>>52746763
maybe he is wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
She didn't text me again lads. Going to do a wank to numb the pain.
I want an Aussie bf
They all have sexy beach bods, right?
>So sick of degenerate modern society
>Wish I was born 50 years ago
are the mods actually dead
amount of shit in the catalog right now baka
>>52746804
me too lad
Tuck me in
i literally cannot stand being around my family lads
how do i deal with this
fffffffffffffffuckssss sake normies its
>NO! i AM your father
NOT
>LUKE IM YOUR DAD
GET IT RIGHT
48 seconds
my fapping is killing me
>>52746852
Kill them lad. Kill them all.
REMINDER THAT THE JANNY HATES BIG CHINK CHEBS
>>52746847
*tucks you in and kisses you on the forehead*
>>52746852
kill them all
>>52746852
don't be around your family?
>>52746879
so do i
>>52746876
that can be my plan b
>>52746790
>muh race mixing agenda
>>52746852
Drugs
bm tsch bm tsch tsch tsch tsch tsch bm bm bm
>>52746881
Thank you very much, I love you
When I grow up, I want to be a janitor on an anime shitposting website
Brownsing teletext lads ahaha
>>52746940
*blushes*
>>52746857
someone do a cum tribute on this
>>52746940
>why yes this vantage point is the perfect place for me to look for crime!
How does one shag a tidy English bird after a few pints at the pub?
>>52747011
hha lol,
I'm supposed to text her but I don't want to just say "hey"
what do
>>52747018
Ask her if to come back to your house
doing one more listen then bed
>tfw ANOTHER monstrous villain attacks my town in the dead of night
ffs talk about #groan zone
i cant get a WINK of sleep this week...
>>52747033
ahoy hoy
>>52747064
ahoy hoy
anything i should be worried about
>pay no attention to a girl
>they want you
>open up to a girl
>dont want you
Does anyone truly understand women? Why are they so good at mind games?
>>52747064
how do you know if you're an alcoholic
Do you think unilad/the lad bible will ever post a lisicki pic?
>>52746995
i should never reverse google search anything ever again tbqh
http://firebends.tumblr.com/post/122563756882/calling-out-amanda-suzuyajesus-previously
>>52747104
le edgy mantits cucked to bam margera man
>>52746992
>>52746995
Oh my god who is the real one
I possibly can not know for sure so I will fall asleep instead of persuading this situation
Farewell
>>52747108
>>they want you
I don't know this feel
>>52747191
>>52747154
>>52747115
>>52747108
i've no idea, but i've had better luck with being distant or smug than anything else
>tfw found an in opened bottle of Coors light undee the bed
Need to become an alchoholic to get more of these good feelings
Might do a sleep lads
>>52747105
just putting my life on the line to fight evil x
>>52747242
I wouldn't recommend it
>>52747232
>Coors light
>>52747104
>bullying homeless people
disgusting
>>52747104
that's pretty pathetic tbf
Haven't showered in 4 days
If I go for a run/walk tommorow should I shower before or after it
>>52747242
I was thinking the same tbqh but not sure
hope my dogs alright lads
>>52747252
my hero
>>52747278
after
>>52747159
>>52746992 (You)
goodnight ;)
>>52747223
>tfw unironically playing hotline bling in the car at maximum volume
>tfw ywn hug her
TTUNE
LADs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmTaXHB6yyk
>>52747278
Run then after
Walk then before
>>52747255
Please enlighten me on your alchoholic beverage of choice and not have it be some Fedora tier craft beer
>>52747273
>>52747267
>>52747150
JUST A PRANK BRO
>>52747267
>caring about gypsies
>>52747236
this particular doujin doesn't seem very realistic
>>52747285
what's wrong with him
Really needed a jobby but I didn't want to get out my bed. Just did the Jobby. I feel really good now lads.
>>52747313
THAT'S THE BIT MANNNN
is it normal to wank and have literally no spunk come out of it? like not even precum or anything
only a semi-orgasm and confusion 2bh
>>52747285
whats happened la
>>52747293
excellent feel
>>52747309
if im just drinking cheap it depends on where I buy it from but either heineken, peroni, cobra (rasheed), tiger in that order
>>52747324
Clearly it is in the US though
RIP3PAC
ZHG
I DONT GIVE A HOOT TO WACK SHIT
>>52747338
You broke ur wang
>>52747290
pretty good song desu
>>52747338
you on any drugs or meds?
>>52747338
You've been wanking too much lad
>>52747285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8
>>52747342
>excellent feel
>>52747355
oh i didnt know that, ive been out of the loop for a couple months since i just came back from army basic training.
>>52747338
if it's like your 5th wank in like 4 hours then probably, if its the first of the day or something then somethin wrong tbqh
just filtered yanks
even shitter then usual
>>52747338
If your 11 then maybe that's natural
Otherwise maybe you need to wank more till it comes out or you've got crusty semen in one of your knob pipes inni
>>52747426
taking /brit/ back one cunt at a time la
>>52747426
>then usual
>then
Hello, Piotr Singh. How is England treating you?
>>52747453
i like the character design, just wish it wasn't a sissy boy
>>52747453
>>52747406
>>52747365
>>52747322
>>52747263
>>52747236
>>52747191
>>52747154
>>52747115
Kill yourself
>>52747464
i literally do not care about my grammar on a vietnamese fire lantern appreciation society website
getting lightheaded from lack of food lads
think of a number between 4 and 6
>>52747555
very impressive
>>52747541
gdgtting lightyhea dfrom the drioklad hahah
i love you people
>>52747541
should probably eat, lad
Statistics show gay married couples have more disposable income
So if I fake a relationship with a gay man I'll have more money? Could work out,
alright he isn't going to text me is he
going to sleep
stayed up for nothing
>>52747555
very good
If I don't get a gf soon I may just start pounding twink bumholes for a release tbqh
too scared to drink coffee anymore because im scared of getting fat t b h
>>52747606
>no kids = more money
no shit
>>52747541
don't give in lad
you can stop being an amerifat, i believe in you.
>>52747607
waiting for a text from a sissy brit boi?
>>52747555
good lad
loving it up when im going down
>>52747629
>tfwI have to force myself yto erat soIdon;t lose wirhgt ha
i'm aout 180lbs now
Who watching texas chainsaw massacre on film 4 here?
>>52747541
You're not a real American
>>52747342
>>52747332
he's throwing up, very lethargic and mum said he has blood in his poo but my neighbour says it's not blood.
The normal vets are fucking closed today because its the first monday after boxing day so we might have to take him to an emergency vet clinic.
>>52747629
what's your obsession with suzuya all about lad
>>52747634
they also tend to be higher educated and make more money
>>52747650
the ogirinal or the remake?
night x
>>52747641
no from my mate for weed
didn't even want to smoke just want to organise something
bloody cunt never answers the phone
>>52747660
will do a pre bed pray for him
>>52747594
putting a pizza in now
>>52747689
>no from my mate for weed
baby i can be your best friend
>>52747689
thanks lad, appreciate it
have a good sleep x
talk to me alds
tlel me your problems
>>52747737
I wish I was fat again, being a skeleton is shit
>>52747674
original
>>52747748
I keep waiting for Jennie to text me and she rarely does
>>52747748
no gf
>>52747748
No trap bf
Ever since I left the city (You)
>>52747766
try calling her @ 867-5309
>>52747748
i have literally (the opposite of figuratively) no friends haha
Is it worth trying not to be an autismo?
Or is it a charade that I'll have to keep up to pretend to be happy?
is it just me, or do americans have a weird, immature obsession with sex
they're always like "wow bro check out that fucking ass" or "yo dude how many chicks you bang"
I never see brits talk like this or as often
>>52747789
>>52747795
I'll be your friend anon
>>52747806
>I never see brits
this is the explanation
>canadian humour
http://www.fb.com/OfficialFunniestCrazyVideo/posts/1017319551759494
>>52747766
Text gewr you idiot
Be a man
>>52747770
metooo tbhrk
>>52747771
coe out of the closets
>>52747795
mee too m8
I like being alonne desu tho
>>52747748
wish aurora was my gf
wish i could be a 2d schoolgirl
wish i could live in the k-on world
wish i could play music with the keions
>>52747648
i know im not even the age where i have to be careful about my weight, but everytime after i drink coffee i feel like shit just by worrying about weight gain
>>52747832
usually i like being alone, but then some days i suffer from crippling depression and loneliness, it's p funny desu
>>52747806
Obsession wit being seen asd tstriaght
aube
>>52747806
>is it just me, or do americans have a weird, immature obsession with sex
suck my cock
>>52747832
I like the closet though
>>52747864
>having this image saved on your computer
>>52747871
boze is the answer
is Rust a decent game lads?
i never bothered with dayz or other survival mmo games, but Rust looks interesting from what i've seen
>>52747748
im ugly and get anxious from everything
>1 in 3 people get cancer
>40 people in this thread
>13 people in this thread will get cancer
All the best lads
>>52747748
I am bored and want to do something fun so i can send a snapchat to a qt and make it look like i'm busy and fun so she wants the D
right now i'm just sitting at home bored out of my head
>>52747940
>both grandparents had cancer
ill be dead by 30
>>52747940
> 15% of Neets die within 10 years
>>52747935
Cut a dscar in your face and beocme mysterouS
>>52747943
I;m sory lad Im lost track mid sentecne
>>52747064
sounds like you need to team up with a precocious young go getter living on the edge with something to prove who doesn't play by the rules
>100% of people die
>40 people in this thread
>40 walking corpses
Spoopy desu
>>52747992
Some excellent advice coming out here