real yank hours edition
who up clik like
Yui
brits only please
*clicks like*
>>52749208
it's night time winter there, you're allowed to be bored
marina is the perfect human being, and the fact that I will most likely never be able to take her on a date or cuddle her as we fall asleep in each other's arms is slowly killing me
>>52749303
me on the right
What's it like to get naked with a gir for the first time lads
>>52749374
bras are 90% of what you think you see
>>52749374
For me it was a little awkward
>>52749374
Like a deer in headlights
>>52749374
Probably terrifying
>>52749374
the nurse is usually very understanding and gentle
I LITERALLY (LITERALLY) HAVE TO BE UP IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS AND I'VE JUST STAYED UP ALL NIGHT SHITPOSTING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHA
>>52749452
why do have to be up lol
why do I write so small?
>>52749452
waheeeeeeeey
>>52749480
ʰᵃʰᵃ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵉᵃᶰ˒ ˡᵃᵈ
late night /brit/ is comfy as a mothafucka
>>52749480
ᶫᵒᵒᵏˢ ᵇᶦᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ
good cozy album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNWUVaBy5GU
>>52749480
looks fine to megjdk̫̫̰̫̹̖͜s̭͡h̶͓̘̣̘̲̺̖g͓̻̱͍Z̛̦̜͓s̛̰̄͗A̢̪͇͉͇̙̭͒ͦ͒ͭ͒̈́͑̑̉L̛̤͉͎̘̙̭̹͛͗̓̑̀f͍̪̯̦̼̑͑͊ͮ͑̿̂͑̀͝G͓̙͈̽́̌ͫ̎̊̾͐͡O̩̤̓̒̀͡g͈̰̻͔̦̟̫̹̓
>>52749472
BECAUSE I HAVE TO DRIVE MY MUM TO THE AIRPORT
I'M GOING TO FUCKING CRASH LMAO
What's it like going to your first football (soccer) match lads?
>meet qt on 4chan
>tells me via snapchat that she had a lewd femdom dream about me
w-wew
doing a order 66
>>52749635
that the meatball ramen soup senpai?
4:47
stay up and keep busy until sometime tonight
or get in bed, likely fall asleep around 9am and repeat this godawful cycle
why do I default to being nocturnal?
>>52749574
listening to this as I fall asleep
>>52749664
>or get in bed, likely fall asleep around 9am
How the fuck does it take over 4 hours to fall asleep? Are you actually retarded?
Are there coyotes or wolves in Britland or just wee foxes?
>>52749626
>she
>>52749711
Well I'm not tired yet.
And I need to be watching or playing something
I can't just get in bed and stare at the ceiling until I fall asleep. I can't stand that.
>My bed keeps shaken sometimes
Was I having mild sleep paralysis or am I being haunted?
>>52749788
Close your eyes
That's how you fall asleep
You really are retarded, damn
>>52749788
That's just a long winded way of saying yes, you are retarded
If you actually just lie there and let yourself rest, you will fall asleep
Keeping yourself up until you physically pass out doesn't mean that's only when you started feeling tired
>>52749819
Is it more likely that someone doesn't know how to sleep or that you can't understand that they don't like sleeping
I'll wager the latter
>>52749759
Even hotter desu
>tfw ordered shirt a week ago
>tfw worst time to order with christmas
>hoping to get it today
>public holiday
lads reee
>>52749849
>he's too retarded to stop looking at screen for 30 minutes
>I jus dun lyk sleepin xP
>>52749742
just foxes
>>52749921
nazis
I win
choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu0s3qwFPc0
goodnight brit
another day of wage slavery awaits
ITS OVER PAKI
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>52750378
idgi
need my willy sucked
>>52750378
>paki black cab driver tried to charge me £40 for 6 miles the other night and then raised the price another £5 cause he knew i'd be stranded
can't wait for uber to put there cunts out of business tbqh
>>52750443
taxi driver mad at Uber driver
>>52750497
what the fuck is uber
>>52750496
yea its a huge war in Toronto over it because the taxi companies are such shit.
good to see the free market fixing things
>>52750507
Taxi app
>>52750623
oh okay
i literally only use my phone to text my mom and to browse 4chan
have you ever been to an ancient forest?
I know the UK has a few preserved
I saw a tree once that was over a thousand years old, its incredible to think about how this single lifeform has been watching over the forest for a millennium while humanity just flowed around it.
WHO TF UP? SMASH DAT MF QUOTE BUTTON
>>52750672
Yep
I've also been to the redwood national park
watching All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace again
what's an old lady name?
new Coldplay song is SO good
>>52750824
agatha
>>52750813
You should check out some of his other documentaries. My favorites are Century of the Self and Pandora's Box
Pandora's Box is particularly interesting in my opinion
>>52750672
>have you ever been to an ancient forest?
>I know the UK has a few preserved
yeah I've hiked through New Forest or whatever It's called, apparently it's an ancient forest despite its name
absolutely love hiking
>>52750824
Meridith
Darla
Maggie
Daisy
Lois
Bessie
also good names for a cow
Had a dream last night that I had a gf
It was like a day ago but I cannot get over it
She was perfect in every way, like she was adapted to suit my taste in every single way possible
>>52750824
Edith
Agnes
June
Dorothy
Margaret
>>52750851
thanks lad
will watch Pandoras Box instead I think
>>52750879
That sounds like a waifu, not a gf
>>52750854
>apparently it's an ancient forest despite its name
well it must be like nearly 1000 years old now
>Brother got tattoos of some stupid skateboard company or something
>Sister got typical white-girl tattoos to show how unique and not like the other girls she is
Why the fuck do people get pointless tattoos?
>>52750915
honestly lad have never felt happier
then I woke up and it was back to this boring shite that I call 'life'
>doing rubiks cube
>on final stages
>cock up one spin
>go back like 4 stages
REEEEEEEE
marina
Laying down some truth lads
>>52750931
Not a clue lad. Is that considered ancient?
>>doing rubiks cube
>>52751023
>minion picture
Are you by any chance a 50 year-old Filipina?
>>52751016
I knew a half brit half indian far qter than marina
sister is apparently bulimic haha
>>52750944
May bee its just ur family
>>52751074
wot does that mean
>>52751050
she's welsh and greek tho
also you're wrong
lmaoing @ ur life
doing a put a wine bottle on my dick
>>52751081
she makes herself puke after she eats or sommat
sometimes I'm watching american films or listening to american music and I think god fucking bless this country thank god it was created, the world would be so boring and shite without it
>>52751101
what age is she? are they gonna stick her in a mental home
>>52751083
same thing
>>52751092
go back to 7chan's /v/
lads i literally just put a wine bottle on my wang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QqoWbK2ELc
wouldn't mind doing this lads (without the cord)
6 O CLOCK AND ALL'S WELL
my normal sleeping time is 6am/7am
have to stay up all the way till 1am tomorrow if I'm going to fix my sleeping schedule else I'll be hallucinating and hearing shit like last summer
>>52751022
>>52751068
>>52751108
there will never be this banter in /brit/ threads
>>52751123
16
No clue what my mother is planning on doing about it
>>52751178
Stick a finger in her arsehole while she is sleeping
>>52751171
The Brits on 4chan are fucking awful useless irritating annoying cunts
used to come here for a bit of banter and comfy talk now it's all fucking Chinese slags and Chinese cartoons and everyone talking about their LE RARE PEPE XDDDDDDDDD GIMMICKS BRO LE FUNNY PEEP SHOW LE AUSTRALIAN BANTER LE XDDDD
utter fucking trash
>>52751192
she's a bit gross desu
reminder that the First Order in the new Star Wars is made up to be a stand-in for Russia, as well as make Russians look like Nazis.
>>52751218
>he didn't boycott the sjw propaganda
make like your flag and leaf this thread
>>52751218
>mfw all the /pol/ shite got to my head all throughout the film
>wanted the first order/empire to kind of win
Also
>Russia
>not Assad and the Rebels
>>52751231
I haven't seen it
>>52751231
>sjw propaganda
literally just cringed @ your post
@52751268
y?
>>52751254
m8 did you see their hats? and those parades?
total USSR stuff, except nazis because Russia is nazis today, so sayith the propaganda machine.
>>52751268
It was SJW propaganda, if you can't see that then you're a thick spastic
Is that lad who likes migos here?
wish i was someone else
>>52751205
are you alright fa͏m?
>>52751303
FOREST WHITAKER
I'M SPITTING FIRE LIKE AN ARSON
>>52751328
have a chooooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFbrRXdruv4
Halftime, half a perc and half a zan make it halftime
Half a pint, pour up an eight, my nigga halftime
Tryna rob that stick turn his body in halftime (Yeahh)
>>52751314
kike fucker
out
>>52751301
the empire was always an equivalence of the nazis doe
>>52751314
same, mainly because of my face
have to put up with being ugly everyday
>>52749626
>femdom
discard it
shit tier fetish
Cheeky posts in this thread
>>52751302
I haven't seen it. Literally everything contains propaganda of some sort, that's just a consequence of mass media
>>52751344
they were, but more Nazism as a basic idea
its structure and portrayal was more Roman
now instead of Nazi Romans its Nazi Russians
>>52751334
sounds alri
I've noticed that with rap, I mostly like stuff that is catchy, unique, or has a good background tune (or whatever you call them)
>>52751437
>background tune (or whatever you call them)
beat?
>>52751459
yeah the song that plays in the background whilst the guy raps over it
no clue
also like rap songs with piano and violin and that as the background tune but I can't find many of those
>>52751374
i havent seen it
>bit cold out
What did he mean by this
>>52751497
>like rap songs with piano and violin and that as the background tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJA_EDKd47k
if you like this check out future's Beast Mode mixtape
>i havent seen it
is the the new meme
>is the the new meme
is the the new meme
is the new meme
yanks out
>is this the new meme
i haven't seen it
>>52751542
did not like that
>>52751620
X:X:XDdDdDdDdD
>>52751639
I like your moxxy
i just need one more head mate
>>52751627
don't like future?
>>52751654
brown reggatron shithole
>>52751654
It's getting crowded in here man
>>52751620
incredibly meme'd
>>52751671
most generic voice
>>52751678
14-1
getting quite late
>>52751710
13
12-7?
>>52751705
>future
>generic voice
that literally makes no sense lad. you'd be justified in saying that he's a shitty rapper or that he can't sing etc though
anyway, i'm off to bed now i think
>>52751731
5
windy out
>>52751747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
AND THE STORY GOES ON
>tfw have spent every single day this year following the event of the syrian/iraq war in detail
oh well at least I'm an armchair military expert now
>>52751743
night lad
>>52751795
doubt it knobhead
>>52751861
eat shit
leafs out
i'd literally bng any of u cunts out
picrealted its me
>>52751890
your arse is halfway down your thighs lad
-52751890
you literally have a mental illness
stop posting your fucking disgusting body
>>52751906
4fuck u fat cunt fight me u undecuated dipshit
>>52751935
take a shot of your arse with cheeks squeezed together
ugly fucking bender
>>52751890
do some squats and you'd have an above average twink body
if your parents are of similar height are you supposed to be taller than them
>>52751935
>>52751890
u r smoking hot.
You can do better than /int/ fàm
>>52751314
Same
>tfw not a qt gril
cannot think of an easier mode in life than being a good looking woman
>>52749309
This is essentially "look how much of a whore I want you to know that I am".
>>52752080
depends what you want to do with your life
>>52752102
sucking a few cocks can get you anywhere in life
>>52752068
This is a great meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIdV4KQFPfs
>oh no not I, as long as I have my weetabix I will survive
How are marital laws in britland? Are they as ridicilous as america's? Can you take your husband to the cleaners?
>>52752021
woah, fuck
>>52752152
In England it's a flat 50% split then shit like children etc take the husband further to the cleaners, in Scotland it's wealth accumulated since the marriage begun so it's less unfair. Still not a good age to get married in la
>>52752152
Piss off skank
>>52752185
>in la
in what?
>>52752169
fuck off
asking because someone said that's not supposed to happen
>>52752207
in, la
>tfw sega kid
might teach my little brother how to masturbate tomorrow lmao
>>52752213
what's la?
Also, what's a jf? You brits are strange.
>>52752227
make like your flag and leaf this thread
>>52752219
I didn't know you guys had video game consoles in the UK. Did you guys play the dreamcast?
I will fucking heem if gookmoot censored emojis
>>52752242
Damn! WRECKED!
>>52752224
That's your mom's job.
You're going to traumatize him.
>>52752253
quake arena was my entire adolescence
>>52752227
>You brits are strange.
says the literal brit
any of you lads know where i can find good korean porn
>>52752330
>says the literal brit
nuh uh.
>>52752347
Korea
>>52752358
not actually. its banned there
>>52752348
oh, sorry zhang
>>52752286
>>52752398
I mean canadians aren't brits.
>>52752409
snow enriched brits
>>52752286
wew
>>52752286
i love it 2bh
>>52752485
he was an interesting man
>>52752501
he's only going to be seen in an increasingly sympathetic light as the immigration crisis gets constantly worse
42 degrees right now cunts, somebody kill me
>>52752513
why did he pursue an aryan race when he wasn't aryan himself
still can't get my head over the fact that al-Qaeda in syria and afghanistan fight ISIS because they're 'too extreme'
>>52752538
from what i understand the mainstream perception of what he meant by aryan is wrong
specifically the blonde hair blue eyes thing, that was hardly essential
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heading to Molag Mar
you lads want anything?
Just fapped to Morrissey in the This Charming Man music video
>>52752805
literally one of the shittiest "cities". all it is is a fucking temple
>>52752805
Nacho Cheese doritos.
The big bag.
they only have Cool Ranch
>>52752562
has a bit more to do with being rival organisations
>>52752857
fuck it then, just don't come back at all
earsight is back fully lads
left ear finally cleared up
enjoying it with come choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMcVxWtELj0
>>52752857
>Cool Ranch
Fuck off yank
>>52752910
*catches a strider to Ginsis*
>>52752962
>he doesn't know the saga of the rise and fall of Cool Ranch
its like the 90s personified in a flavor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v0tip1AMKg
lol
26 and had a wet dream last night
>>52753022
don't think I ever had one 2bh
>>52753039
shut up
>>52753022
I had one last week, 21 btw.
Haven't had one in years.
>>52753039
it's like a more intense wank because dreams are involved
new gimmick: canada
>>52753094
bad gimmick
>>52753063
bo
new gimmick: we pretend to like football
>>52753094
surely you're not serious
>>52753094
>>52753141
>ritually executes you with one solemn slice of my katana blade
それが始まると、それは終了しなければなりません
>>52753130
shut up
>>52753247
>>52753294
>>52753294
shut up
just done a sick
quality of the thread really nosedived there recently
"Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the world trade center tomorrow"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtI7cbaV5gA
*walks on stage*
"...yanks"
*crowd boos*
"and...canadians"
*crowd boos, some leave*
Need a black gf
>>52753351
>>52752562
that's a tabloid meme tbqh
they are against isis because isis under al-baghdadi broke relations with them, renounced their pledge of allegiance to al-qaeda (as they were formerly al-qaedas affiliate or representative force in iraq) and attacked jabhat al-nusra, essentially swamping them and absorbing their support and fighters while their backs were turned fighting assad and the kurds. also as far as i'm aware al-zawahiri has a long standing beef with al-baghdadi which has been intensified by the fact that baghdadi had the audacity to name himself caliph and requested that zawahiri pledge allegiance.
reminder to read this interesting article on the Syrian war:
http://www.lrb.co.uk/v38/n01/seymour-m-hersh/military-to-military
>>52753518
shut up
Babylon prevails
the sleep is beginning to assume control
>>52753579
Going tee-total until NYE lmao!
alright lads ulster here my pc packed in
mum bought me some jack daniels and coke lads :)
who else /getting/ drunk/ here?
>>52753944
whoopsie daisies haha i meant to say /getting drunk/*
Have had no pc since 24th and boredom has utterly set in lol considering growing WEED without my mummy knowing haha
h
>tfw end days in your life time
>tfw it's the fault of the bastard americans
ree
>>52753995
its expensive to grow weed
>>52754149
£25 for a decent wattage UFO led light, coat the inside of a bucket with aluminium foil and have the light mounted in the lid, with a pc fan on side of bucket to suck air in and another on top to pull air out
can be done for £50 including seeds 2bh not counting leccy but its not a big ammount unless you have a huge grow op
then because I want to hide it from my mummy i'd need to make a filter on the exhaust fan with carbon pellets etc
>>52754195
you'd grow your weed under a bucket? wtf lol
watching a wank flick
>>52754226
yeah lad 20L bucket all you need it's gonna stunt it's growth a bit but all I need for personal use wahey wahey
>>52754242
good term
