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real yank hours edition
who up clik like
Yui
brits only please
*clicks like*
>>52749208
it's night time winter there, you're allowed to be bored
marina is the perfect human being, and the fact that I will most likely never be able to take her on a date or cuddle her as we fall asleep in each other's arms is slowly killing me
>>52749303
me on the right
What's it like to get naked with a gir for the first time lads
>>52749374
bras are 90% of what you think you see
>>52749374
For me it was a little awkward
>>52749374
Like a deer in headlights
>>52749374
Probably terrifying
>>52749374
the nurse is usually very understanding and gentle
I LITERALLY (LITERALLY) HAVE TO BE UP IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS AND I'VE JUST STAYED UP ALL NIGHT SHITPOSTING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHA
>>52749452
why do have to be up lol
why do I write so small?
>>52749452
waheeeeeeeey
>>52749480
ʰᵃʰᵃ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵉᵃᶰ˒ ˡᵃᵈ
late night /brit/ is comfy as a mothafucka
>>52749480
ᶫᵒᵒᵏˢ ᵇᶦᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ
good cozy album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNWUVaBy5GU
>>52749480
looks fine to megjdk̫̫̰̫̹̖͜s̭͡h̶͓̘̣̘̲̺̖g͓̻̱͍Z̛̦̜͓s̛̰̄͗A̢̪͇͉͇̙̭͒ͦ͒ͭ͒̈́͑̑̉L̛̤͉͎̘̙̭̹͛͗̓̑̀f͍̪̯̦̼̑͑͊ͮ͑̿̂͑̀͝G͓̙͈̽́̌ͫ̎̊̾͐͡O̩̤̓̒̀͡g͈̰̻͔̦̟̫̹̓
>>52749472
BECAUSE I HAVE TO DRIVE MY MUM TO THE AIRPORT
I'M GOING TO FUCKING CRASH LMAO
What's it like going to your first football (soccer) match lads?
>meet qt on 4chan
>tells me via snapchat that she had a lewd femdom dream about me
w-wew
doing a order 66
>>52749635
that the meatball ramen soup senpai?
4:47
stay up and keep busy until sometime tonight
or get in bed, likely fall asleep around 9am and repeat this godawful cycle
why do I default to being nocturnal?
>>52749574
listening to this as I fall asleep
>>52749664
>or get in bed, likely fall asleep around 9am
How the fuck does it take over 4 hours to fall asleep? Are you actually retarded?
Are there coyotes or wolves in Britland or just wee foxes?
>>52749626
>she
>>52749711
Well I'm not tired yet.
And I need to be watching or playing something
I can't just get in bed and stare at the ceiling until I fall asleep. I can't stand that.
>My bed keeps shaken sometimes
Was I having mild sleep paralysis or am I being haunted?
>>52749788
Close your eyes
That's how you fall asleep
You really are retarded, damn
>>52749788
That's just a long winded way of saying yes, you are retarded
If you actually just lie there and let yourself rest, you will fall asleep
Keeping yourself up until you physically pass out doesn't mean that's only when you started feeling tired
>>52749819
Is it more likely that someone doesn't know how to sleep or that you can't understand that they don't like sleeping
I'll wager the latter
>>52749759
Even hotter desu
>tfw ordered shirt a week ago
>tfw worst time to order with christmas
>hoping to get it today
>public holiday
lads reee
>>52749849
>he's too retarded to stop looking at screen for 30 minutes
>I jus dun lyk sleepin xP
>>52749742
just foxes
>>52749921
nazis
I win
choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu0s3qwFPc0
goodnight brit
another day of wage slavery awaits
ITS OVER PAKI
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>52750378
idgi
need my willy sucked
>>52750378
>paki black cab driver tried to charge me £40 for 6 miles the other night and then raised the price another £5 cause he knew i'd be stranded
can't wait for uber to put there cunts out of business tbqh
>>52750443
taxi driver mad at Uber driver
>>52750497
what the fuck is uber
>>52750496
yea its a huge war in Toronto over it because the taxi companies are such shit.
good to see the free market fixing things
>>52750507
Taxi app
>>52750623
oh okay
i literally only use my phone to text my mom and to browse 4chan
have you ever been to an ancient forest?
I know the UK has a few preserved
I saw a tree once that was over a thousand years old, its incredible to think about how this single lifeform has been watching over the forest for a millennium while humanity just flowed around it.
WHO TF UP? SMASH DAT MF QUOTE BUTTON
>>52750672
Yep
I've also been to the redwood national park
watching All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace again
what's an old lady name?
new Coldplay song is SO good
>>52750824
agatha
>>52750813
You should check out some of his other documentaries. My favorites are Century of the Self and Pandora's Box
Pandora's Box is particularly interesting in my opinion
>>52750672
>have you ever been to an ancient forest?
>I know the UK has a few preserved
yeah I've hiked through New Forest or whatever It's called, apparently it's an ancient forest despite its name
absolutely love hiking
>>52750824
Meridith
Darla
Maggie
Daisy
Lois
Bessie
also good names for a cow
Had a dream last night that I had a gf
It was like a day ago but I cannot get over it
She was perfect in every way, like she was adapted to suit my taste in every single way possible
>>52750824
Edith
Agnes
June
Dorothy
Margaret
>>52750851
thanks lad
will watch Pandoras Box instead I think
>>52750879
That sounds like a waifu, not a gf
>>52750854
>apparently it's an ancient forest despite its name
well it must be like nearly 1000 years old now
>Brother got tattoos of some stupid skateboard company or something
>Sister got typical white-girl tattoos to show how unique and not like the other girls she is
Why the fuck do people get pointless tattoos?
>>52750915
honestly lad have never felt happier
then I woke up and it was back to this boring shite that I call 'life'
>doing rubiks cube
>on final stages
>cock up one spin
>go back like 4 stages
REEEEEEEE
marina
Laying down some truth lads
>>52750931
Not a clue lad. Is that considered ancient?
>>doing rubiks cube
>>52751023
>minion picture
Are you by any chance a 50 year-old Filipina?
>>52751016
I knew a half brit half indian far qter than marina
sister is apparently bulimic haha
>>52750944
May bee its just ur family
>>52751074
wot does that mean
>>52751050
she's welsh and greek tho
also you're wrong
lmaoing @ ur life
doing a put a wine bottle on my dick
>>52751081
she makes herself puke after she eats or sommat
sometimes I'm watching american films or listening to american music and I think god fucking bless this country thank god it was created, the world would be so boring and shite without it
>>52751101
what age is she? are they gonna stick her in a mental home
>>52751083
same thing
>>52751092
go back to 7chan's /v/
lads i literally just put a wine bottle on my wang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QqoWbK2ELc
wouldn't mind doing this lads (without the cord)
6 O CLOCK AND ALL'S WELL
my normal sleeping time is 6am/7am
have to stay up all the way till 1am tomorrow if I'm going to fix my sleeping schedule else I'll be hallucinating and hearing shit like last summer
>>52751022
>>52751068
>>52751108
there will never be this banter in /brit/ threads
>>52751123
16
No clue what my mother is planning on doing about it
>>52751178
Stick a finger in her arsehole while she is sleeping
>>52751171
The Brits on 4chan are fucking awful useless irritating annoying cunts
used to come here for a bit of banter and comfy talk now it's all fucking Chinese slags and Chinese cartoons and everyone talking about their LE RARE PEPE XDDDDDDDDD GIMMICKS BRO LE FUNNY PEEP SHOW LE AUSTRALIAN BANTER LE XDDDD
utter fucking trash
>>52751192
she's a bit gross desu
reminder that the First Order in the new Star Wars is made up to be a stand-in for Russia, as well as make Russians look like Nazis.
>>52751218
>he didn't boycott the sjw propaganda
make like your flag and leaf this thread
>>52751218
>mfw all the /pol/ shite got to my head all throughout the film
>wanted the first order/empire to kind of win
Also
>Russia
>not Assad and the Rebels
>>52751231
I haven't seen it
>>52751231
>sjw propaganda
literally just cringed @ your post
@52751268
y?
>>52751254
m8 did you see their hats? and those parades?
total USSR stuff, except nazis because Russia is nazis today, so sayith the propaganda machine.
>>52751268
It was SJW propaganda, if you can't see that then you're a thick spastic
Is that lad who likes migos here?
wish i was someone else
>>52751205
are you alright fa͏m?
>>52751303
FOREST WHITAKER
I'M SPITTING FIRE LIKE AN ARSON
>>52751328
have a chooooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFbrRXdruv4
Halftime, half a perc and half a zan make it halftime
Half a pint, pour up an eight, my nigga halftime
Tryna rob that stick turn his body in halftime (Yeahh)
>>52751314
kike fucker
out
>>52751301
the empire was always an equivalence of the nazis doe
>>52751314
same, mainly because of my face
have to put up with being ugly everyday
>>52749626
>femdom
discard it
shit tier fetish
Cheeky posts in this thread
>>52751302
I haven't seen it. Literally everything contains propaganda of some sort, that's just a consequence of mass media
>>52751344
they were, but more Nazism as a basic idea
its structure and portrayal was more Roman
now instead of Nazi Romans its Nazi Russians
>>52751334
sounds alri
I've noticed that with rap, I mostly like stuff that is catchy, unique, or has a good background tune (or whatever you call them)
>>52751437
>background tune (or whatever you call them)
beat?
>>52751459
yeah the song that plays in the background whilst the guy raps over it
no clue
also like rap songs with piano and violin and that as the background tune but I can't find many of those
>>52751374
i havent seen it
>bit cold out
What did he mean by this
>>52751497
>like rap songs with piano and violin and that as the background tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJA_EDKd47k
if you like this check out future's Beast Mode mixtape
>i havent seen it
is the the new meme
>is the the new meme
is the the new meme
is the new meme
yanks out
>is this the new meme
i haven't seen it
>>52751542
did not like that
>>52751620
X:X:XDdDdDdDdD
>>52751639
I like your moxxy
i just need one more head mate
>>52751627
don't like future?
>>52751654
brown reggatron shithole
>>52751654
It's getting crowded in here man
>>52751620
incredibly meme'd
>>52751671
most generic voice
>>52751678
14-1
getting quite late
>>52751710
13
12-7?
>>52751705
>future
>generic voice
that literally makes no sense lad. you'd be justified in saying that he's a shitty rapper or that he can't sing etc though
anyway, i'm off to bed now i think
>>52751731
5
windy out
>>52751747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
AND THE STORY GOES ON
>tfw have spent every single day this year following the event of the syrian/iraq war in detail
oh well at least I'm an armchair military expert now
>>52751743
night lad
>>52751795
doubt it knobhead
>>52751861
eat shit
leafs out
i'd literally bng any of u cunts out
picrealted its me
>>52751890
your arse is halfway down your thighs lad
-52751890
you literally have a mental illness
stop posting your fucking disgusting body
>>52751906
4fuck u fat cunt fight me u undecuated dipshit
>>52751935
take a shot of your arse with cheeks squeezed together
ugly fucking bender
>>52751890
do some squats and you'd have an above average twink body
if your parents are of similar height are you supposed to be taller than them
>>52751935
>>52751890
u r smoking hot.
You can do better than /int/ fàm
>>52751314
Same
>tfw not a qt gril
cannot think of an easier mode in life than being a good looking woman
>>52749309
This is essentially "look how much of a whore I want you to know that I am".
>>52752080
depends what you want to do with your life
>>52752102
sucking a few cocks can get you anywhere in life
>>52752068
This is a great meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIdV4KQFPfs
>oh no not I, as long as I have my weetabix I will survive
How are marital laws in britland? Are they as ridicilous as america's? Can you take your husband to the cleaners?
>>52752021
woah, fuck
>>52752152
In England it's a flat 50% split then shit like children etc take the husband further to the cleaners, in Scotland it's wealth accumulated since the marriage begun so it's less unfair. Still not a good age to get married in la
>>52752152
Piss off skank
>>52752185
>in la
in what?
>>52752169
fuck off
asking because someone said that's not supposed to happen
>>52752207
in, la
>tfw sega kid
might teach my little brother how to masturbate tomorrow lmao
>>52752213
what's la?
Also, what's a jf? You brits are strange.
>>52752227
make like your flag and leaf this thread
>>52752219
I didn't know you guys had video game consoles in the UK. Did you guys play the dreamcast?
I will fucking heem if gookmoot censored emojis
>>52752242
Damn! WRECKED!
>>52752224
That's your mom's job.
You're going to traumatize him.
>>52752253
quake arena was my entire adolescence
>>52752227
>You brits are strange.
says the literal brit
any of you lads know where i can find good korean porn
>>52752330
>says the literal brit
nuh uh.
>>52752347
Korea
>>52752358
not actually. its banned there
>>52752348
oh, sorry zhang
>>52752398
I mean canadians aren't brits.
>>52752409
snow enriched brits
>>52752286
wew
>>52752286
i love it 2bh
>>52752485
he was an interesting man
>>52752501
he's only going to be seen in an increasingly sympathetic light as the immigration crisis gets constantly worse
42 degrees right now cunts, somebody kill me
>>52752513
why did he pursue an aryan race when he wasn't aryan himself
still can't get my head over the fact that al-Qaeda in syria and afghanistan fight ISIS because they're 'too extreme'
>>52752538
from what i understand the mainstream perception of what he meant by aryan is wrong
specifically the blonde hair blue eyes thing, that was hardly essential
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heading to Molag Mar
you lads want anything?
Just fapped to Morrissey in the This Charming Man music video
>>52752805
literally one of the shittiest "cities". all it is is a fucking temple
>>52752805
Nacho Cheese doritos.
The big bag.
they only have Cool Ranch
>>52752562
has a bit more to do with being rival organisations
>>52752857
fuck it then, just don't come back at all
earsight is back fully lads
left ear finally cleared up
enjoying it with come choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMcVxWtELj0
>>52752857
>Cool Ranch
Fuck off yank
>>52752910
*catches a strider to Ginsis*
>>52752962
>he doesn't know the saga of the rise and fall of Cool Ranch
its like the 90s personified in a flavor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v0tip1AMKg
lol
26 and had a wet dream last night
>>52753022
don't think I ever had one 2bh
>>52753039
shut up
>>52753022
I had one last week, 21 btw.
Haven't had one in years.
>>52753039
it's like a more intense wank because dreams are involved
new gimmick: canada
>>52753094
bad gimmick
new gimmick: we pretend to like football
>>52753094
surely you're not serious
>>52753094
>>52753141
>ritually executes you with one solemn slice of my katana blade
それが始まると、それは終了しなければなりません
>>52753130
shut up
>>52753294
shut up
just done a sick
quality of the thread really nosedived there recently
"Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the world trade center tomorrow"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtI7cbaV5gA
*walks on stage*
"...yanks"
*crowd boos*
"and...canadians"
*crowd boos, some leave*
Need a black gf
>>52752562
that's a tabloid meme tbqh
they are against isis because isis under al-baghdadi broke relations with them, renounced their pledge of allegiance to al-qaeda (as they were formerly al-qaedas affiliate or representative force in iraq) and attacked jabhat al-nusra, essentially swamping them and absorbing their support and fighters while their backs were turned fighting assad and the kurds. also as far as i'm aware al-zawahiri has a long standing beef with al-baghdadi which has been intensified by the fact that baghdadi had the audacity to name himself caliph and requested that zawahiri pledge allegiance.
reminder to read this interesting article on the Syrian war:
http://www.lrb.co.uk/v38/n01/seymour-m-hersh/military-to-military
>>52753518
shut up
Babylon prevails
the sleep is beginning to assume control
Going tee-total until NYE lmao!
alright lads ulster here my pc packed in
mum bought me some jack daniels and coke lads :)
who else /getting/ drunk/ here?
>>52753944
whoopsie daisies haha i meant to say /getting drunk/*
Have had no pc since 24th and boredom has utterly set in lol considering growing WEED without my mummy knowing haha
h
>tfw end days in your life time
>tfw it's the fault of the bastard americans
ree
>>52753995
its expensive to grow weed
>>52754149
£25 for a decent wattage UFO led light, coat the inside of a bucket with aluminium foil and have the light mounted in the lid, with a pc fan on side of bucket to suck air in and another on top to pull air out
can be done for £50 including seeds 2bh not counting leccy but its not a big ammount unless you have a huge grow op
then because I want to hide it from my mummy i'd need to make a filter on the exhaust fan with carbon pellets etc
>>52754195
you'd grow your weed under a bucket? wtf lol
watching a wank flick
>>52754226
yeah lad 20L bucket all you need it's gonna stunt it's growth a bit but all I need for personal use wahey wahey
>>52754242
good term
>>52754195
where did you get this from
>>52754254
wahey lad just don't sell it you'll be OK la
>Smoking memejuana past the age of 20
lmao'd.
Business Idea: Everyone start posting more frequently.
>>52754369
>smoking weed ever
>Kpop runt
Opinion binned
>>52754552
>degenerate runt
Opinion laughed at with derision
Chip(munk) is so shit. Not sure how anyone can take that manlet seriously 2bqh.
> when you're unintentionally walking behind a girl and you speed up to overtake her so she doesn't think you're stalking her
who /bag of Nobbies salted nuts/ here
that feel when massive stiffy but can't be fucked finding something to wank to
post songs that make you want to kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgrE-g_rCi8
>>52754681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tGMSaR_MD4
GIVE ME A (YOU) YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
just went out and trained so hard i vomitted lads lmao im a mentalist
>>52754736
> Thailad noticed me
>>52754730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB2yiIoEtXw
>>52751205
Wind your neck in blud
>>52754776
Yo. I've been preoccupied for a while so I'd just like to say GET A FUCKING PROXY YOU NONCE PRICK
>>52754593
Someone's been bullied with bars
>>52754808
Yo. glad to hear from you again.. NO YOU
>>52754808
why must you be rude
卐
>>52754845
Did the hate die down? I'll start it back up within a week. You complete fucking bender. Still asking for dick pics over steam and Skype?
>>52754593
Fuck off Bugzy
>this melt and his Thailad obsession
What shall I eat for breakfast family?
http://strawpoll.me/6382702
http://strawpoll.me/6382702
>>52754882
>Did the hate die down?
a bit, best of luck m8.
You're pretty good at what you do [read: autistic] , you should be a professional anti-shill or something.
>>52754936
>obsession
Yes sure. Hating a tripfag attention seeking cunt, someone who hosts regular AMAs, takes requests for shitty Asian woman photoshops and admits being a nonce then back tracking is my fault.
This isn't reddit. We don't need wacky personalities
>>52755002
I wish you'd at least play a fair game, there's plenty of truths you could take the piss out of, making stuff up is weak.
>>52751355
>not wanting to be whipped, teased and degraded by a hot mistress in leather
>>52755002
>tripfag
oh its this nonce again
>>52755002
Have you ever been screened for autism?
>This melt and his Thailad obsession
>>52755002
m8 who gives a shit lmao just filter him
at this point, you're as much a wacky personality as the nonce
>I'm a student and when i graduate i will make £100,000,000 and move to london
top kek, it's never not funny to hear deluded students talk, see you at starbucks you student fucks
>>52755002
Most people here use extra flags, what's the difference, everyone knows who everyone is anyway
>>52755083
First sensible post I've seen a Bruce make
>>52755022
None of that is made up? You don't have several trips? Lie. You don't start taking questions about how you ended up thousands of miles away with no family or friends and spend all day on 4chan anyway? I've seen you. Lie. You don't make epic reddit Asian woman photoshops? Lie. Forgot to even add that you regularly direct people towards your website.
>>52755027
>don't make fun of my Internet boyfriend
>h-h-he might add me on steam if I stand up for him
>>52755083
>>52755096
>downloading some add on from an unknown source to make your anime posting experience better
Lmao absolutely not
>>52755136
Look at the responses to your posts, people aren't exactly rallying up to piss on thailads parade. Maybe you might want to piss off, and get your autism checked.
>>52755136
>None of that is made up?
Yes it is?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52755176
>i-i-i-if you don't love the attention seeker you can just f-fuck off!!
>muh secret club
>>52755187
Can't argue specifics because it's all true. As expected. I point out specifics, you give blanket responses. Classic losing an argument technique
me on the right
Just eating a plate of ham for breakfast lmao
bit of pickle and mustard on the side ngl
There's about 1kg of ham that I need to get through lads.
>>52755229
Your mum's a slag lmao
but yeah, I can't be arsed to address all your autism so pick one.
>>52755187
What have you done to this autismo to make him so rectally pained la?
>>52755284
probably nothing, only he would know though.
>>52755255
Why did you buy so many packets of ham?
>>52755267
Okay. This isn't you? Going to straight up lie now too are you?
I'm sure you'll have some reason for using it like 'I was just messing with you guys haha!' but that's the definition of an attention seeking cunt
>>52755317
its like pic. rel mate
Usually get one arond Christmas time. it's ebin.
>>52755329
Okay, I want to call my solicitor..
>>52755329
>keeping tabs on this chap for months
lmao
>>52755376
>trying to cover it by using another trip now and attempting to make it look like a big joke
Hilarious. You don't link to your website do you not?
>>52755366
>Le epic pretending to be American to get told to fuck off yank shitposting
>>52755329
>09/27
YANK DETECTED
GET OUT OUT GET OUT GET OUT
12 coronas for $10 at my local bottleo
bought 7 cases full
i dont even like coronas
help
>>52755329
>>52755418
>screenshots spanning over the last 3 months
Do you have a little shrine on your room for him la?
>>52755366
Kill yourself.
>>52755431
>Ham is american
bizarre post there mate.
>Ring at the door
>Think it's my package I've literally been waiting 11 days for even though I paid for next day delivery.
>"Hi can you accept this package for next door"
>>52755418
What am I covering, the fact that I have in the past used tripcodes?
Why do you care so much?
hot out
41 degrees wew
>>52755473
So what third world shithole did you leave to come to Britain?
>>52755461
I don't think you know what spanning means. Those are a few weeks apart. Not been here in months, come back and this cunt is still here
>>52755516
>ham is third-world
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>52755515
hot as fuck here too
it's refusing to go below 10, in december
wtf
>>52755522
I don't think spanning means what you think it means :^), now, tell me how big is the shrine la?
>>52755473
Yank proxy detected.
>>52755495
So the thing you denied a few posts ago?
Thought you ONLY posted on weekends too mate? It's not a weekend
>>52755567
You need sectioning.
Shall we section this mong?
>>52755515
41? cunt im calling bullshit, i live in central qld hell and its only 33 degrees atm
post city
>this autist and his obsession with thailad
don't mind thailad but the autist can gagf tBh
>>52755567
lol love this lad
>>52755529
I love how you don't even realise what gave your jfness away.
Don't worry, after a few years here you will use the real names for things and you will stop speaking like a yank.
>>52755559
You literally said spanning over 3 months. You gave an incorrect judgement on it. Embarrassed yourself in front of your Internet boyfriend and now you're trying to save face. I understand.
Don't you think he's going to do a photoshops for you if you stand up for him or something?
>>52755589
Perth la, been in 40s all day. Just dropped to 38 right now at 6pm.
>living in central qld
you poor soul
>>52755567
I never denied that.
I never said I only post on weekends, I mostly post at work.
*rubs your tummy*
>>52755614
wtf do you call it then? cured lumps of pig meat?
>>52755614
But it's ham, not gammon.
I'm probably the most English person ITT
Nice projection.
>>52755638
So what part were you denying? The part were you link to your website? I've shown that.
The part were you do photoshops and include the Asian woman every time? Ehhh don't think so.
So what part?
>>52755651
Jesus, you really are a jf.
>>52755671
Pajeet.
>>52755671
I've not even posted, but ye, who the fuck calls it gammon? For Christmas, you have turkey and ham
>>52755674
Jesus christ fucking stop. You complete and utter cretinous melt
Getting sick of this computer won't start properly gimmick desu
>>52755734
Nice proxy there laddo
Cop or Not?
http://tres-bien.com/mhl-margaret-howell/light-sweater-charcoal-7
>>52755763
This isn't me, but it's a good sign that it's spreading already. It's only been an hour
>>52755674
You say it like I constantly do these things.
>The part were you link to your website?
I occasionally link it if it has a page relevant to something being discussed.
>The part were you do photoshops and include the Asian woman every time?
I deny this, I could post a lot of my shoops with no azn grill, or webms
I'll let you have the last word m8.. I know this will go on for hours if I let it, so I'll leave you to it.
Who long time till January pay day here
>>52755814
I don't mind you la, but you often ruin a good shoop by hiding that asian birds face somewhere in it.
>>52755763
>>52755810
samefag
>>52755729
Samefagging doesn't override the English language, Rasheed.
>>52755833
I have occasionally done it, but usually the point of 'those kinds pictures' is to cram in gimmicks as much as possible, as if I wouldn't add my own.
>>52755850
Gammon is sold raw you utter spastic.
What's this mean
I don't even have a photo with a ponytail hahahahaha
>>52755838
Think again, runt.
Rotating the legs on my chair fixed the wobble it has
How even?
>>52755892
what's life like in thailand thailad? walk me through your average day.
how much are the prozzies la?
>>52755895
You're that fucking yank twat from the other thread.
You are posting the same stupid crap word for word.
Learn English you yank spastic.
>>52755814
>I only occasionally link my website!
You know how retarded this sounds? Most of us have never linked our personal websites dedicated to ourselves. It's not a normal thing to do. Do you realise that?
You genuinely might have a disorder
>>52755954
LIterally laughed out loud at this.
This is the first edition I've posted in today. It's called ham you runt bastard.
>>52755937
>what's life like in thailand thailad?
good
>walk me through your average day.
Pretty much the same as a person's in the UK.
>how much are the prozzies la?
depends
>>52755974
You pakis sure are shit at English. Fuck knows why you think you are an expert on pork.
Anyway, your shitposting is tiresome. On your way.
>>52756010
Threadly AMA beginning
>he literally has screenshots spanning months
this is genuine obsession, pure autism
>>52756037
>Pakis eating ham
You really are a dimwitted little shit.
>>52756068
Your reading comprehension is as poor as the rest of your English.
Run along little Sanjeev, it's time for mosque.
>>52756066
Love when neckbeards post this thinking it's a slight on Asians. Who would he be doing that to then? Liverpool or Chelsea don't have any Asians. He's saying the ref is blind
Use some logic
>>52756010
how much is your apartment? is it big?
if i wanted an average lady to keep me company once a week how much would it cost?
>>52756120
it's only a joke mate we aren't trying to get the bloke prosecuted fucking hell
the autism in this thread
>>52756143
Just use your brain next time
alri
>>52756163
what are you on about you spanner I'm not even the one that posted it - who gives a monkey's what the bloke intoned when he did that, people are using it for a different purpose now
>>52756194
Only because retards like you can't think through it logically
>>52756120
>Asians
Fuck off yank.
>the thailad guy
>ham/gammon
>this >>52756120
The level of autism in this thread is off the scale.
>>52756229
do you genuinely have aspergers?
>>52756255
fuck off pakilover
>>52756265
All me
>>52756231
Fucks sake you people are idiots, no subject
>>52756300
>This shitter shattered Oriental again
>31 (you) s and only came in around 275 posts
Fuck me you lot can't handle the truth
>>52756360
Could you please address the questions about your autism diagnosis?
>>52756377
This is bait
Geaherw new thread
>>52756025
>>52756025
>>52756353
>being a literal paki
no one here likes your brownskinned subhumans mate
you try to fit in by spamming the fuck off yank gimmick and it doesn't even make sense given the context because our census considers east asians as asian too (asian: chinese and asian: other)
not denying that pakis are technically """""""asian""""""" but using the FOY gimmick is almost as stupid as unironically being a paki
>the only REAL asians are the subhuman shitskinned roaches like me!!!!!!!!!!
fuck off paki
