Hi /co/, I just got a subscription to Marvel Unlimited and I'd like to know if anyone has any recommendations on what I should read. I'm not really looking for anything about one hero in particular, just whatever stories you think are really good and worth reading.
Pretty much the only stories I'm not looking to read right now are major events, which I'd enjoy more after getting to know more about the Marvel universe. So stuff like Civil War I'll just save for later.
I don't really care about whether a story is new or old or still canon or not, so long as it's good. So, any recommendations?
>>77729423
Why don't you go to tumblr, reddit, CBR or comicvine? Fuck off and die.
Bendis' X-Men/Uncanny X-Men
Austen's X-Men
Millar's Trouble
Ultimates 3
For old school
Try Spiderman's Clone Sage and Maximum Carnage
>>77729495
Hy hy hy, you monster.
I love you
Alright /co/ you know what to do.
>>77729309
>I'm not dead yet I'm getting better.jpg
>>77729316
nailed it
>Those lyrics
>>77729304
I cried bitch tears in the theater. They would not stop at all.
>>77729304
Even a lava mountain will find love and someone to love it back. Why can't you?
>>77729334
>>77729337
Lava was fucking awful. Worst Short Pixar's ever done.
ITT: Cartoons only you liked
>>77729280
>inb4 I want to fuck thatgun.
>Liking anything Hanna-Barbera
>>77729280
Thanks, I'll add her to the list.
Was Raava the midichlorians of this series?
>>77728888
Nice Quads, but no.
>>77728902
Thanks, but how so?
>>77728888
No, Dragon Turtles were
THAT'S RIGHT BILLY I'M BACK AND I WANT YOOOOOOOU
Porkchop sandwiches!
>>77728736
G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE
>>77728736
WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?
I'll start us off.
>Collar 6
>>77728676
Problem Sleuth.
>>77728676
this is co not aco
I read some. It was weird.
I'm an old-time Iron Man fan, and the way he's being treated right now literally triggers me. I mean, even if they toned him down for the movies, AT LEAST use some logic. Getting BTFO by Steve and Bucky, where only Cap's shield is strong enough to pierce his armor? Come on!
>Doesn't use repulsors
>Doesn't use missiles
>Stupid-ass PTSD instead of Alcoholism
>Gets knocked around by punches when he can withstand gunfire
To back this up, I'm gonna post the capabilities of Tony's suit in Iron Man 2.
You're cute.
>>77728427
General
>Designation: Mk. VII Rapid Response Combat Propulsion Suit
>Height: 6 feet
>Weight Unoccupied: Approximately 250 pounds
>Designer: Tony Stark
>Manufacturer: Assembled via privately owned Stark Industries CISCO automated manufacturing system
Helmet Systems
>Pressurized helmet allows for high altitude hypersonic flight and operation underwater
>Breath filters protect against pathogens and CBRN threats
>Retractable faceplate allows the wearer to eat and drink without removing helmet
>Individually calibrated high definition exterior microphones replicate human hearing, and can adaptively reduce or amplify incoming sounds to protect or enhance the wearer’s hearing as needed
>Cybernetic interface allows the wearer to control all armor systems quickly and seamlessly by thought. This interface can be calibrated to respond only to certain individuals
>Adjustable voice projector can amplify or modulate the wearer’s voice on command, and can be used to issue voice commands to the suit’s AI control system
>Eye lenses are composed of a bullet resistant polycarbonate with interior organic light emitting diode screens for heads-up display projection
>Heads-Up Display utilizes a multi-dock interface. Standard docks are Flight, Diagnostics, Mapping, Communications, and Targeting, which each display pertinent data, such as arc reactor power levels, pitch ladder displays, radar and LIDAR displays, 3D compass display, suit integrity, biomonitoring feedback, environmental data, and flight data, such as altitude, position relative to sea level, acceleration, G-force, G-LOC indicators, vertical velocity indicator, thrust indicator, control surface positioning, and course trajectories. During combat, the standard HUD is replaced by a composite weapons display which includes various targeting and weapons data
>>77728453
>Artificial neural net processor computer acts as the suit’s central control system. Although capable of managing all suit systems independently, an artificial intelligence can boost operating speed, make more complicated calculations during flight and combat, and manage suit systems more efficiently overall. In the case of designer Tony Stark, this role is usually filled by his personal intelligence system JARVIS, modelled and named after the late Stark family butler Edwin Jarvis. This system is geared for direct human voice interface, and is capable of mimicking human speech and vocal patterns in order to smooth human/AI interactions
>Augmented reality system displays relevant information about the wearer’s immediate environment wherever possible. For example, if an automobile were to enter into focal range of the optical receptors, performance specifications and a short description will be displayed in the peripherals of the HUD
>Retinal scan security system
>Integrated encrypted communications system with full cellular phone, wireless internet, telepresence, and comms interception functionality
Okay /co/ after the success of Jessica Jones, Fox out of the kindness of its heart allows Marvel to use a Mutant generation in a Netflix show.
The only condition is that no other generations may be used and that it must focus on one character.
Who do you pick who is the protagonist and what generation do they come from? and what would be the plot line.
Pic would be OP's choice of protagonist due to the interesting story arcs his generation could have.
>>77728333
OP here, I am going to give summaries of the episodes I had in mind when thinking of the plot of the first hypothetical season to get the ball rolling.
The Pics would be the main characters who would be the villains or the point of focus within the episode.
>>77728333
Gen X with Jubilee as the focus character.
Update.
>>77728286
That sinking feeling
>>77728286
How could you forget that?
>>77728286
why does a cartoon shark bring me such sorrow.
Would you want this cameo in Civil War?
No it would be 4chan fan fiction tier writing.
>>77728089
Fuck no.
>>77728089
>Not Jennifer Walters
I know /co/ hated that recent run, but come on.
Heathcliff is about to fight a turkey.
>>77727813
Who narrated this? The birds?
Last time it didn't go so well.
The bad news Multiplys
Will this suck?
>>77727750
>Not made by Marvel Studios
>Fox
Of course it will suck
>>77727750
>Fox studios
yeah.
>>77727786
Lol if this was made by Marvel this would water the movie down by the pg 13 rating
Mine would jump between the present day and when Bruce was around 14.
Basically, when Bruce was in his early teens, he decided to allow himself to be kidnapped as a form of training. As an overzealous and impatient child, he intentionally puts himself into a dangerous situation as a way of testing himself. He gets in way over his head, and while trying to escape he gets caught and is beaten mercilessly by one of the kidnappers. He'd already been training at this point for a few years, but this this is the first time he'd really gone up against anybody who wasn't really holding back, and the shock and terror of feeling truly helpless makes him question his mission and his personal abilities for the first time. He's held by the kidnappers for three more days, until finally Alfred and Gordon figure out where he is and manage to rescue him and arrest the kidnappers.
Flash forward to the present day. The kidnapper who had beaten Bruce has recently been released from prison and is discovered to be part of a larger organization who have been kidnapping and conditioning the young elite of Gotham for years. Bruce is acting even more violently towards the involved criminals than normal, and now has to deal with them while also attempting to rescue and deal with children who remind him of when he was at his most helpless.
Batman has to eat a bunch of nachos
Batman gets captured by Ivy, Harley, and Catwoman. Becomes sex slave
Batman has sex with lois lane and wonder woman at the same time while superman is in space trying to drown out the noise but all he hears is their moans so he flies down and interrupts then batman says
Hi Kuck Kent
then its on like donkey kong but superman starts to feel weak and he drops to his knees
batman had created some lubricated kryptonite and it was all over the floor
he goes up to superman and starts raping his mouth then says
I KILLED MUFAS- SHAZAMM
suddenly Billy Batson comes in out of breath and says ITS THE FLASH HE's DEAD AND RETARDED
then batman says I know then throws a batarang of glue at little billys mouth shutting it close and says and YOU"RE NEXT
He goes through every superhero and villain then it turns out bruce found out the true origin of the joker
flash back 10 years and young bruces mom is making him raviolis and drops guns in it on accident later on he gets diarrhea really bad and rushes to the toilet its burning but he makes it through it he's batman
BUT it had some blood in his stool the stool traveled to the end of the pipeline where it fell into a lazarus pit when his bloodyshits hit the pit
something begin to grow a man made of ass and poo
but sadly it dies upon birth remaining a cacoon canoe shape
then fast forward 15 years there's this guy at a nightclub who tells jokes and he is schizophrenic so becomes the joker
its actually pretty long I can't post all of it they go to china and theres this scientist that gets married
but in the end the real batman was "the shit" it wasn't just his blood
it was his soul and mind so bruces body was actually taken over by his moms raviolis since he was young bruce
yadda yadda the prodigal shit comes back and wrecks shitmans shit up and enters his ass forcefully becoming the true whole batman again
jim Gordon comes in and tells him theres this guy going around cumming all over pies he goes by the name of joker u might want to look into it
save for sequel
1 of the cumpie talks and is harley
What are /co/'s thoughts on it?
Never seen it, loved the old Felix cartoons, though.
>>77726840
It's basically a more modern take on the character that cashes in upon the whole surrealist humor phase brought upon by Ren and Stimpy.
>>77726825
It gave me yet another waifu voiced by Cree Summers.
It was also weird to hear a voice that I had previously only known as Lexington from Gargoyles playing the main character.
