I'm ama-a-a-zing. I'ma I'ma I'ma ama-a-a-zing.
Don't compare to me. Ain't no competition. I'm on fire boy, now I'm on a mission.
I'm ama-a-a-zing. I'ma I'ma I'ma ama-a-a-zing.
I hear they're looking for me, but I just keep them guessin'. I'm makin' history, I'm goin' down a legend.
I'm ama-a-a-zing. I'ma I'ma I'ma ama-a-a-zing.
Bring it the flo. Bring it bring it to the flo.
Bring it the flo. Bring it bring it to the flo.
You ain't never seen no one like me.
You ain't never seen no one like me.
>>81703136
an issue worth being Scanbroed?
something important happens?
I have a bad feeling about this...
Scanning this because... why not? Not like I have the Free Comic Book Day books already or anything... Or do I?Of course I do.
Trailer tomorrow, is /co/ ready?
I thought it was tomorrow
>>81702627
Ready to get rekt by the magical stylings of bendercritchlington crumblebriklingtonwestinghillchestersonshire
Already?
DARN YOU KAKA CARROT CAKE
YOU AM NO REAL SUPER SAND
>>81702300
What did he mean by this?
>>81703043
He's insaiyan.
So, now that SM/WW is over, who would you like to see them hook up with next?
Wonder Woman --> Batwoman
Superman --> Uhh, I don't know, Harley?
>>81702007
your moom
>>81702007
Lois and SteveFoursome
>Sexual Attraction is wrong & evil!
THANKS Tumblr!!!
>>81701877
In this context wrong doesn't mean evil, it means unwanted.
>>81701877
It's fucking Deadpool, under that fake identity created for him he's bacon skin. You don't fuck bacon skin
>>81701877
>>81704256
It's Deadpool. You don't fuck that sort of crazy.
Some pages from Captain America: Sam Wilson #8, which is another part of Standoff. Look who shows up!
>>81701494
Have Bucky and Abe ever interacted before this?
>Based Caps taking out practicality tony's entire rogues gallery
Simpson, eh?
Who the fuck's that faggot?
“That's Homer Simpson, one of your 'underage shitposters' from sector 7G. He coined the term capekino."
Lisa's got fucked up teeth
Dental plan
PERCA-MOTHERFUCKING-DAN!?
AW! SHIT!
What is unironically the best superhero movie?
Not this, it's awful but deep to many here that saw it at age 12 or whatever. Ledger as le random spooky guy is the only interesting bit.
Either: Watchmen, BvS, GotG, Sin City, Hellboys...
>>81701254
Unbreakable
Fun for rage.
Find your favorite comic on amazon, then post it's worst review.
For extra fun do the same, but the best review for your most hated comic
All-Star Superman
>Have you ever played with action figures? Do you remember slamming them into one another and making KERPUCHH sounds through your braces? If you are anything like me, you probably had intense battles above your kitchen table, or below the water of your bathtub. Did you make silly villain voices and consistently crash and burn your heroes with cries of NOOOOO and AHHA! But than you realized you couldn't kill the characters because there wasn't anything else to do so you just lifted one up and yelled "I'VE RETURNED!" and you just started the fight all over again? Than you were probably utilizing as much creative ability as the creators of All Star Superman.
>Hey, you were a kid, you can get away with stuff like that. But these are grown men we are talking about. Grown men, paid to draw a comic strip of a character that is as American as apple pie. And what do these grown men do? They run a full lukewarm bath and smash and crash Superman and Lex Luthor into one another with as much narrative linearity as our adolescent prune-y selves.
>Superman is just a weak character, full stop. We all know this. He has only one weakness: Kryptonite. Now, that would be enough of a reason to bore the daylights out of long-time readers, but the worst, most infuriating, part about it is that Kryptonite just... sorta makes him a little weak? It doesn't kill him, it just gives him a bad stomachache.
>And now we have All Star Superman, and what do they do? OH! Superman is IMMUNE to Kryptonite now! HOW INCREDIBLY CREATIVE! HOW ABSOLUTELY JAW-DROPPINGLY GENIUS! WOW!
>So, what is a maniacal super villain to do? In this case Lex Luthor decides to overload Superman's body with the Sun. Yea, there's an idea. The great killer of Superman is (DUN DUN DUN) Skin Cancer. Woah, he's just like us huh?
>>81701196
>But, he's not. Superman is not like us. He is a God. A God, with skin cancer.
>Next thing we know he is chilling with Samson, which is some sort of time traveling vagrant who never met Delilah or something. And since Samson is a time traveler (why is he a time traveler? Where is that in the biblical narrative? That sounds more like an Elijah thing, but OH YEA, Elijah didn't have big bursting muscles, did he AMERICA?!) So since Samson is, for some stupid reason, capable of transcending time, he tells Superman that he knows he is going to die and that before he dies he will have to complete "12 tasks."
>Look, I appreciate the Abrahamic referential here, but what kind of shoddy storytelling is this? Some random dude tells Superman he is destined to fulfill 12 challenges before his death and now he HAS TO complete them? And we just have to read how they play out?
>And what are these tasks: Destroying a sun (hasn't Superman done this?) Creating life (G-d), Answering the unanswerable question (Oedipus) and many more casually appropriated plot devices that HAVE ALREADY BEEN DONE BEFORE. There is no originality here. There is no great twist, no grand turn. Cut and dry; Link, find the tri-force, Mario, defeat Bowser. Could they be any more lazy?!
>If it is any measurement of how pathetic this entire series is, look no further than the Bizzaro planet scene. The saddest thing is that the corny backwards speak of the Bizzaro planet is probably the most creative part of the comic. Am not you heard that? Am no understand Bizzaro speak. Superman am compelling. Grant Morrison as good as Orwell.
>Ugh, am I getting through? Is this making sense? Am I missing something?
What the hell kind of name is Ziv Biton anyway.
>Listen, I appreciate what Superman was/is. He created an American image during war time. He is the first great American Mythological character. When the White House is a ruin and Lincoln's statue is missing an arm, America will have Superman. He is our Hercules, a shining beacon of truth, justice and the American way. So way does America insist on making him so BORING?
>If only the artwork could save this comic. But, it can't. Not with the total disjointed organization of things going on. Which comes back to our shoddy storytelling complaint.
>It is foretold that Superman must defeat a sun, so the Red Sun thing pops up OUT OF NOWHERE.
>Superman must create life, so he builds Earth Q.
>Superman needs to save Metropolis from his 'replacements' so he just, like, waits them out. Oh, wait! You see they had flown through some debris field so their bodies... something something KRYPTONITE something something.
>I can't even begin to enjoy the artwork because I am so flummoxed. Why does Superman have to complete these tasks? What makes these 'tasks' any more impressive than what he has already done in his storied career?
>At least with a linear bad guy/good guy Superman comic I can get built up to a cathartic ending. But, here Superman just decides to travel back in time with some future Supermen and than he takes Lois for a date, and than Lex takes some serum somehow (who is letting this guy work on things in prison?! he had a whole lab in one scene?!) and than fights Superman. But Superman is supposed to be DEAD. FROM SKIN CANCER! But, no. He has a near-death experience wherein his father speaks to him and tells him to wake up ('sure thing dad! I'll just not be dead. BOOP!') He beats up Lex and than he dies in the sun.
>But, even then he still isn't dead. The last thing we see is Superman building some Da Vinci-esque mechanism inside of the sun. I could deal with the stupid 'Underverse' but you can't build things INSIDE OF THE SUN.
Name a stronger pairing.You CAN, but it still won't be as hot.
As dead as the man who made them
zuko needs to hurry up and put a baby into her
https://youtu.be/T5hnoBQzDQI
Basically confirms what the Russos said about this beeing a Bromance film
>>81700912
>civee lraw
>>81701025
>Civil Yaoi
>>81700912
Was that Spiderman in the airport running scene?
>the voices
>we're bad guys, it's what we do
>I'm known to be quite vexing
She's going to be the worst part of the movie, isn't she?
>>81700898
Should have worn ass pads
>female joker
>makes jokes
If by "worst" you mean "best", then yes.
ITT: terrible childhood animated movies that you still enjoy
>>81700475
I liked the first song scene in the forest. Used to replay that moment hundreds of times as a kid. Didn't like the rest of the movie that much.
>>81702105
My compadre.
Was the Clone Saga the last time a comic admitted a past run was horrible? Well aside from Countdown I guess.
could somebody explain to me the clone saga an it's hate?
>>81701897
A saga that dragged on for way too long that tried to make Peter some clone and Ben reilly the actual Spider-man, it confused everyone and was essentially pointless
>I really hate clones
CIVIL WAR II To Debut ‘Power Metallic Gloss’ Covers
http://www.newsarama.com/28776-civil-war-ii-to-debut-power-metallic-gloss-covers.html
We be 90s again!
The industry deserves to burn if they're that eager to repeat the mistakes of the past.
>>81700019
>Reading/buying marvel events
Hahahaha, I don't like this meme
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