Preferable tier:
Espresso from an actual coffee shop (after 12 PM, which means by definition after eating lunch). Only a demitasse cup, consumed immediately while standing up, never a disposable cup or it goes STRAIGHT TO THE TRASH
Pourover from a micro-lot (paper filter ONLY, before 11:59 AM ONLY)
Cappuccinos or lattes occasionally (not accompanied by anything larger than a small sweet pastry, never after 11:59 AM, only ever whole milk)
Permissible in case of emergency tier:
Mass-market drip coffee (starbucks, dunkin donuts, etc) mixed with large amounts of half & half and cane sugar to mask the taste (only when there is no other option, and never after 11 AM)
Canned coffee of any type
Burned-ass cafe con leche from the dominican/puerto rican restaurant around the corner
Caffeine pills
Pre-workout powder mixed with water
Unacceptable tier:
Cappuccinos, lattes, or espressos from Starbucks or any similar sort of establishment
Espressos from any restaurant whatsoever no matter how many michelin stars
Espressos from a paper demitasse cup, fuck you
Pourover made with real coffee, but ruined with sugar or dairy
Mass-market drip coffee without half & half and massive amounts of cane sugar
Delis that don't mix the sugar before pouring the mass-market drip coffee but instead provide sugar packets
Kill yourself tier:
French press
Agave instead of cane sugar
Black coffee from Starbucks
Nespresso and similar
Those weird chemical creamer packets with noxious flavors like "french hazelnut creme"
>>7186990
You're such a nigger.
>>7186995
Cool it with the racism senpai.
Also I forgot to add to kill yourself tier: skim milk or 2% milk. But I figured that goes without saying.
>>7187001
Fine. You're an extemely hood African American.
>old roommate of mine
>would hardly see her eat, yet she was rapidly gaining weight (from about 5' 3", 220 to about 350)
>oh well maybe she has a legit medical condition
>forget about it for several months
>notice we were missing a lot of dishes
>start to look around the house for them while roommate was at work
>find none so go to search her room
>open the door to be hit in the face with a stench so strong that you could feel it
>decayed meat, rotting food, mold, and cheap perfume poisoned the air
>there were flies everywhere
>her room is cluttered as fuck but I don't see a source of the stench
>finally search under her bed
>oh god
>food left to fester in containers, old fast food, maggot-ridden meat, and spilled food rotted into the carpet took up the entire space under her bed
>problem made much worse thanks to her vent being covered by clothes and junk, so it was hot as shit
>rage hard at her when she comes home
>tell her to clean her mess and buy new dishes or gtfo
>she cries about being shamed
>says she doesn't like to eat in the kitchen because fat people get made fun of for eating (wat)
>so she eats in her room and forgets to bring the trash and dishes out, so she just kicks everything under there
>yell at her some more
There's more stories of her, so glad I don't fucking live there anymore.
Please share
You're a selfish asshole.
>>7186965
I'll write out more when I get the chance, at work at the moment.
TL;DR What's the best thing to add to add to coffee to achieve creamer/sweetener/flavor effect?
I've been doing french press for a while now, and I wanna up my game. I'm not really interested in home grinding or roasting, so replacing the junky-ass chemical CoffeeMate I've been using would be the obvious thing.
Although, the reason I've been using it so long is because when I tried that "natural bliss" stuff (i.e. CoffeeMate with natural ingredients) I found that having actual milk/cream in the coffee introduced another complicated flavor that interfered with tasting the brew, as opposed to the sharp, sweet, chemical shit.
So what do? Is there any difference between the "natural bliss" shit vs just adding Half&Half plus sugar? Maybe get lower fat milk to reduce flavor interference? I've got brewing down, but I've been lazy with flavoring.
Add gasoline and wet shit in your coffee. Guaranteed just one of those will ruin it 100%.
>>7186829
can I add the caveat that I'd like it to still be drinkable. (Further noting that I'm neither a huffer nor a jenkem addict)
>>7186867
I was going to recommend just regular milk and sugar but milk is the reason why you keep using coffee mate...
Try condensed milk. I put that shit in and love it and it's already sweet enough for me.
Best taco thread left in 2015
>low fat anything
Dropped.
>>7186690
>not organic
dropped
whast teh pot of tomato's if there is salsa?
Who here loves them some Onion and garlic. I know I sure do.
Onions are disgusting.
Garlic is amazing.
>>7186532
>Onions are disgusting.
grow up
>>7186541
Go back to your swamp, Shrek.
strayan tucka m80z
>>7185799
HOLY FUCK BREH. what you making? Chilli?
>>7185799
is that a skittidity didditty jumpity bumpity you about to cook up colonial chap?
>>7185849
There's no beans there so no
>never had a pizza delivered in my life
>pizza place is a 15m walk away
>place order for a single pizza, comes out to $19.95
>every pizza after that is $10.95
>mfw those pizzas would be $5 each on pick-up
Is this some kind of aberration or do cucks really pay this much for delivery?
I only order delivery when they have a special going, like $10/pizza or some kind of two for one deal or shit like that.
Sometimes I can't even be bothered to do that much work and just make a frozen pizza. I always keep a couple in the freezer for nights when I just don't give a fuck and can't be bothered to cook or even order delivery.
>>7185415
same. I have found a 2.50 brand of frozen pizzas that I like way better than the $8.99 medium dominos pizzas. The sauce and the sausage they use are pro tier. The brand name is Mantia's. PS: don't buy their taco pizza it tastes like cardboard.
>first ingredient is salivary glands
>second ingredient is lymph nodes
dare i, /ck/?
Yes, faggot
>>7184752
Uh, yea? Are you an 8 year old girl or what
>>7184752
>x organ is disgusting because I haven't knowingly eaten it before.
Had one last week, relatively successful.
Let's have another one. What have you guys pickled recently?
Just pickled some red and white pearl onions 30 minutes ago. Not looking to store them long term, maybe a week or so. They're just little snacks for when I want something salty and vinegary, or when I'm drinking, which there will be this weekend.
Report in picklers of /ck/
How long does it take before the real strong flavor disappears? I tried pickling garlic in soy sauce a long time ago but it still felt like eating raw garlic after several weeks.
>pickling
>30 minutes
vinegar pleb detected
>>7184585
learn2time anon, he picked them 30 minutes ago, he didn't pickle them for 30 minutes and said 'done'
Thoughts on offal /ck/ ?
good stuff
gross
>>7184146
I apologize for the size of the picture, have this one instead
I am poorfag student and eat pic related right now. Any other food advices?
>>7183835
Chop the hotdog into pieces. Sprinkle into the meal. Shred up some cheese and add to it. Mix it all up and enjoy.
>poorfag
>tons of bacon
Why?
>>7183845
Where is bacon ? It's boiled potato and carrot and 1 sausage , black bread also.
ITT post foods that you're afraid of
How can you be afraid of a quesadilla? I don't get it.
>>7183269
Some people are scared of their origins. I can't say that I understand it.
>>7183265
you know what, taco bell qasedilla suck
every other good
Does anyone ITB regularly order "secret menu" items?
No, I'm not purposefully socially outlandish.
No, because no fast food place actually has a "secret menu" and the employees hate people who try to order dumb bullshit.
>>7183198
>no fast food place actually has a "secret menu"
a lot of them do. it's an industry-wide meme.
What is it that most countries have against Vegemite?
There's always some dumb Vegemite bashing contest, especially with garbage sites like Buzzfeed, where somehow a spoonful of Vegemite is supposed to taste bad and be hard to swallow and all agreeing that it tastes bad.
But like, Vegemite is probably the best breakfast spread there is that isn't just literally sugar that happens to taste like a fruit or maybe nutella...
It's a meme.
marmite is better tbqhwymlac
I'm drinking pic related because I now have some time off work, I was gonna be productive but no I'm shitposting on several boards for no reason
>>7190878
>shitposting detected
>>7190854
I'm drinking a Pepsi
