Let me educate you about French Cuisine.
Now I have pissed you off on the first sentence, let's keep reading if you wanna learn something. My source is mainly "La Table des Français" from Florent Quellier (my teacher) who's one of the historian who made French cuisine recognized by the UNESCO.
> What is French Cuisine and how is it born ?
French Cuisine was born around the 16-17th century. Not from the peasants, like in many other countries, but odly directly from the highest nobility. The reason why is simply England and Netherland.
During the late Middle-Age, most noble courts were using large amount of spices. Indian trades was starting to intensify and the first thing nobles wanted was the prestigious spices. You wouldn't be able to eat a single meal in late Middle-Age without breathing fire.
But the trade was mostly controled by England and Netherland, selling to France as an outrageously increasing price. French nobles got fed up and took matters in hand. They decide to remove most spices from recipes and realised... it tasted bland as fuck.
So they actually took the time (they're nobles, they have time) to research how to improve the taste without spices. They rediscovered herbs, they created butter cooking, they invented many sauces and even made up several cooking tools. More importantly, they wrote books. Many cooking books, in a time where there was almost none in Europe.
French Cuisine had obvious troubles reaching the rest of Europe while spices was still the Dogme but in France it became an acceptable occupation for the nobility, even an Art for some. King Louis XV was actually known to cook some of his food himself.
When France influence became critical around late 16th-17th century, european courts finally started to copy French Cuisine (except Bongs because they hate French) and after the Revolution, cooks in noble house lost their jobs and went away, opening restaurants all over France and Europe. That's how it became the standard.
>>7493096
Tl;dr you Algerian phony.
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no SNAILS anywhere
>inb4 Americans going mad for no reason
I got one of these pots to replace my old steel one that had warped a little and didn't sit flat anymore, but apparently you aren't supposed to use metal utensils on them. this is a problem because I usually eat my food right out of the pot so I don't have to wash more dishes.
aside from using wooden chopsticks is there anything else I can do? I have a piece of walnut that I could try to carve a spork out of, but I don't know how effective it would be.
>>7493038
>aside from using wooden chopsticks is there anything else I can do?
Sure. Transfer your food out of the cooking vessel and onto a plate or into a bowl like a normal human being and eat it out of there.
>>but washing dishes
Waaaah, cry more.
Just scoop it out into a bowl you filthy subhuman.
And turn your god damned heat down, your shitty electric element doesn't heat your pans evenly.
>>7493047
my old pan warped because I moved recently and didn't notice that the element on light was in a different place. it's barely noticable and wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have this shit ass glass top stove.
You can't cook anything decent with this faggot flying piece of fucking garbage
perfect steak
>>7492867
That's fine. It goes with your garbage taste in firearms
Nice BB gun.
So these memes just arrived in the mail.
Who else uses them? Tips and experiences?
Also, yet another coffee thread...
>>7492865
>using aluminum
Enjoy your alzheimers just to meme on an anime image board
>>7492865
i like french presses because you can use slightly cooler water than you would in a pourover and just use more beans and let it steep longer for better flavor. it takes a minute to figure out and you have to readjust for each new coffee you get too. also if it is very important for you not to have sludgy coffee let the coffee settle in another container after brewing so the particles settle to the bottom, then pour.
never used a moka pot
>>7492888
>complaining about memes
>posting the aluminium / mercury meme
I'd probably have to drink a thousand liters of coffee from this pot a day...
Find a flaw, /ck/.
Breath be stank after a couple slices
>>7492637
It's not OC.
>>7492637
Crappy white bread with garlic powder? No thanks.
I defy you to find a stupider food meme than scooping out bagels.
>>7492374
This is a popular trend now as many Americans are focused on fighting obesity.
more room for cream cheese ;D
Sup /ck/
Tonight I'll be cooking pork chops, although I have no fucking idea what I can do with them to make them god-tier. Any hints or tips would be great. I'll be doing a potato gratin and string beans as a side dish, and I have a pretty stacked spice rack, so throw some suggestions my way.
Cheers guys.
>>7492331
It would help to know more about the chops you have in order to make suggestions. How thick are they? Bone-in or not? Is the skin still on them or not?
after you fry them, add chopped onions to the pan. brown them a bit and add vinegar. or apple cider.
>>7492368
No bone in them, skinless too. Plenty of fat though. They were discounted at the butchers, so I thought fuck it, why not.
Just ordered a Patriot Pie from dominoes (had to get that 50% before it ended) and it was bretty good
now i used to lived in italy for 4 years, and i had some pretty good real italian pizza, but i have to say, american patriot pies are better than italian pizza any day of the week
Why:
patriot pies have better flavors than italian pizza, italian pizza is only margarita (Chese pizza) and peperoni pizza, thats it, that the only authentic italian pizza and that what 90% of italians eat
example : i just had a philly cheese steak patriot pie and while every stinky...
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Needs anchovies.
if that is the one you received, I can understand you enjoying it. I like mine with mostly cheese and lots of cheese and garlic sauce instead of red sauce. Not the gooey white sauce but white garlic sauce like the Rochester, NY area has and no where else.
>>7492318
You lie. Pepperoni is an American thing, not Italian. And there are many different kinds of pizza in Italy. You don't even have a passport, do you?
Why do people love pizza so much?
It's one of the most versatile foods out there, who doesn't love at least one kind of pizza?
Vegans don't count, of course.
>>7492334
Vegans will make vegan pizza and then go on and on about how it's more delicious than real pizza.
Someone please post that vegan pizza that looked like it had melted plastic on top.
All those shitty buzzfeed like websites offer "budget recipes for broke people" thats only 8$ to make. Oh please, my current budget lets me spend 1-2$ for food per day. And yes, it is possible to live that way. I will get a job in 2-3 weeks, but i've been living this way for almost a year now. The trick is buying stuff that costs almost nothing: eggs, potatos, rice (all cheapest brands, of course). I buy some cheap vitemin supplements occasionally. They last pretty long, so it's a good investment. I know I won't live long eating only ramen, so I try...
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Find a staple grain and then work around it. My staple grains are wheat, buckwheat and oatmeal. I make my own sourdough bread daily and eat oatmeal or buckwheat daily. Then around that I buy food according to health of stick-to-ribsness. That's usually more bread and veggies and nutritional supplements that I've built a stock of.
>>7492018
And what do you do for protein? After a couple days of not getting any protein I start to feel constantly hungry. Is it possible to get used to living without it?
>>7492005
beans, boullion cubes, chicken, minced beef, some form of green vegetable and red vegetable. Build from there.
Got this lying in the fridge. What should I do with it, /ck/?
>>7491989
try choking on it.
seduce white women
Looks like poo, return to your butt
Are these even worth it unless you're making your own dough?
Why the fuck would you ever not make your own dough?
>>7491819
some people's time and energy is worth more than 3 dollars worth of product you loser.
>>7491819
Because I have a job, and cooking from scratch takes way too long to do every time.
Can I make this on a pizza stone or not, food police?
>What are you drinking
>Reviews
>Recent whiskeys
>Recommendations
>>7491752
Just got a bottle of Makers Mark, never really been much a whiskey drinker. Am I in for a harsh nip or is it pretty decent?
Bulleit Rye
Good/10
The Bourbon is better
>>7491752
>whiskey general
>posts rum
anyone a water snob here?
ive gotten so bad that i cant even drink out of plastic bottles anymore, it tastes like plastic.
i only drink freshly filtered water out of a glass container, pref a mason jar.
I import iced water from the purest comets in space via a secret ISS program called Operation Quench, which is funded by your tax dollars; no earth contaminants. The ice is then transported back to my secret bunker and stored in a Class 7 clean room that's only accessible by my biometrics and a 27 digit password. It's then distilled over a period of 5 years and filtered thousands of times through grates no finder than one half an atom. We're trying to get the filter smaller, I don't want any pesky quarks or leptons contaminating my dihydrogen monoxide. You...
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>>7491532
I went to an inner city school in America. I probably have some kind of minor lead poisoning from the fucking water fountains.
>>7491557
slurp slurp i love licking water fountains
yum
/ck/ I'm looking for some vindication
I don't think American cheese, aka government cheese, aka "cheese product that isn't actually cheese" is all that great. It's not on my top 20 food items list or anything.
That being said, I do think that it has a purpose. That purpose is, specifically, in certain types of sandwich and--arguably more importantly--on burgers. Maybe I've just never had the right "real" cheese on burgers, but cheddar is too dry and turn into an oily nightmare when melty and provolone is bland as fuck...
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i think its funny how eurofags act like it's so disgusting yet mcdonalds still uses it on the burgers over there and they still buy them
>>7491486
Ever notice that there are more than one grade?
Buy the more expensive American cheese without the term "product" on the end.
>>7491486
Nothing more luxurious than having scrambled eggs or an omelette with american cheese product.