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what are /ck/s specialties?
like, what are the dishes you've made so many times you've surely perfected your methods? the ones you know so well inside and out that you couldn't possibly fuck up if you tried, that you can bend to any situation or any flavor profile?
personally, my "specialties" are:
>cookies (any and every kind but especially good chewy cookies, fuck your crispy or cakey bullshit)
>bread pudding
>pie (especially the crust, family...
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My speciality is jelly on toast
You better not put marshmallows on your sweet potato.
>>7490385
fuck no I do not
that is children's shit
I can give you an amazing recipe for a sweet potato casserole that people will be hesitant to try and later beg you for the recipe after they've eaten the entire dish of it, if you're interested. I should enter that shit in a contest somewhere.
what does /ck/ think of hummus?
Tastes pretty good
hummus + carrots = #1 snack
will hummus make me fat?
Your favorite biscuits to go with your coffee/tea/milk?
Pic related is currently flavor of the month for me. Wish I discovered it sooner.
>>7490195
motha fuckin biscoff ma nigga
None. Good black coffee is a treat in itself.
>>7490195
I prefer the spreadable version on toast with coffee
Why don't fat people just eat less food?
>>7489067
why don't OP be less of a retarded faggot?
Because they're fat and have low self-esteem, which often leads them to stop caring about what they do to their bodies.
Also, the guy in the OP image is a competitive eater, so eating less would be career suicide for him.
>>7489067
I eat a lot because my parents raised me to eat or buy myself frivolous shit when I was sad, and I'm poor most of the time because my boss keeps cutting my hours.
Has /ck/ ever bought a whole lamb, half a pig, quarter of a cow etc?
This year I'm planning to buy a whole lamb, just want to know if it worked out for you.
Pic related a whole lamb.
>>7488547
dit a whole piglet and a whole lamb once. The pig turned out way better then the lamb, juicy tender with a crispy skin. The lamb became dry and a bit burned. But I may have rotated it to slowly because it was a bit to have for the skewer it was on. My guests seemed to enjoy it just fine though.
>>7488547
I grew up in a ranching community, was normal to buy half a beef every year or two. Just make sure you have a good deep freeze and enough room beforehand, never had any problems with it.
Kid goat, cut up as your lamb is, yes.
And if having it already cooked for you counts, I once bought a whole hog for a barbecue. Like whole, whole. Head attached and all that.
I'm trying to reduce the buildup of yeast in my stomach to mend the head fog and fatigue. can you guys list which grains in particular to avoid? apparently starchy carbs found in beans and potatoes are good and unlike grains. -green vegetables, bone broth, yams, white meats,
>>7494712
What kind of homeopathic pseudo science is this?
>>7494712
Uh, just don't eat bread.
>>7494712
"Head fog and fatigue." I think you need to go see a doctor, not post on /ck/. You word things like you've had a mild stroke or something.
Have you guys ever felt really down about yourself after failing in the kitchen?
I made the mistake of not checking doneness on some chicken thighs, and after plating and cutting into it the sheer horror of seeing pink kind of killed me a little bit on the inside. Such a rookie mistake.
I can fix it tomorrow, but I'm kind of feeling down on myself.
You guys ever mess up like that?
no, I never mess up that badly.
ever.
No, you can always try again, and the next time you'll do better than you did before.
>>7494186
I know that feel bruh
>make dinner for someone
>make a minor mistake
>feel like huge piece of shit
>hate myself for the rest of the night
>"Why does it bother you so much anon lol we'll just order pizza!"
I don't want pizza, I wanted to make food for my friends and I fucked it up.
The worst part is that cooking is literally...
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Best way to cook sausage?
>>7493616
Through the heat of your anus
>>7493616
Where is there sausages in that picture?
>>7493616
sear on a grill until just starting to burst
good time to start up your beer bath. aluminum tray, fry some onions and garlic, fill with beer
simmer in the beer bath
put back out on grill
toast bun
dress up with your choice of condiments, and some onion from the beer bath scooped up with a slotted spoon
there you go
I can't stand the taste and smell of beer.
I'm experimenting with ciders and they're quite good, especially the fruity blends.
Found something called Rekorderlig from Sweden and damn it's tasty and I can enjoy a full can without getting buzzed.
Why is this not a bigger thing?
Because people buy alcohol for the combination of good taste and the buzz.
If you're not getting a buzz you may as well be drinking apple juice.
Because you're a woman if you're not drinking horse piss or straight Everclear, and it wasn't until the 00's that men getting in touch with their "feminine side" became the in thing and not just a sitcom joke.
That said I'm in your boat, JK's Scrumpy is my personal pick. $10 a bottle here though. fug
>>7493549
Why is enjoying a full can without getting buzzed a good thing?
Why do Americans eat koolickles?
never heard of it. looks like something poor black southerners would make
>grape is the largest
>>7493536
Never heard of them
who are you cu/ck/s subbed to on jewtube?
shilling encouraged, waifu wars possibly allowed, post yours and find new ones courtesy of anon!
Alton Brown
Ballistic BBQ
BBQ with Franklin
BBQ Pit Boys
Brothers Green Eats
ChefSteps (also a premium member)
FoodWishes
Gordon Ramsay
James, Townsend & Son
You Suck At Cooking
And then of course our good pal Jack for comedic purposes only
>>7493457
>tfw the guy from Ballistic BBQ isn't your dad
Why even live
Chef John best girl
KBD Productions TV for his new cringey series with his faux-chef friend, Paul.
Jakatak69
Ballistic BBQ
BBQ pit boys
Nicko's kitchen
Greg's kitchen
Are BRITA filters a meme?
Everything is a meme.
Water is a meme.
Look what came in my Japanese subscription snack box.
>>7493370
>wasabi kit kat
Jesus that sounds awful. How much did you pay for that garbage, OP?
Too bad it didn't come with a loaded gun for you
>>7493370
What's it taste like?
Thoughts on pic related?
I thought they were okay until I saw this shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXzsY25yiHM
When I just realised they were edgy hipsters with fuck all cooking know how or talent.
That one kinda sounds like Norm Macdonald. I bet he does a mean impression
>>7493295
Which one?
>>7493287
I don't find their videos particularly educational or inspiring but they're entertaining/relaxing enough to watch every once in a while.
Favorite (alcoholic) drink thread
Pic related, dublin mule
Martinis!
I like to flavor stuff with amaretto but I don't drink. The most I've ever had was part of a half pint I shared with my bf at CatBar in Barcelona. It was enough to make me slur my speech a little.
Favorite mixed drink is probably good brandy plus good orange liqueur, known as a sidecar. Benedictine and brandy is also very good. Single malt scotch is up there too. Prob dark and stormy behind all those in my ranking.
