need to bring a side dish to easter, anyone have a good recipe/idea?
some kind of dip
Bring a bag of ice lol that's what I do
>>7507994
What a fucking moron.
Bring TWO bags of ice.
passed out last night, woke up to this on the counter. apparently i didn't get around to eating it.
think it's still good?
Yes.
Heat in oven, eat.
Does it smell fine? If yes, take a small bite. If it tastes fine, it's fine.
Protip: this works with all foods
I've never run into this in real life, but on /ck/ I see people suggesting that an aversion to this type of food is for "liberals" and "women"
Are there places where liking low quality junk food is perceived as more masculine? These kinds of frankenfoods didn't even exist in olden times, so how can eating foods made entirely of fucked up chemicals be a sign of good old fashioned conservative values?
>>7507816
They saw an imgur meme that taught them water is a chemical, and now everyone is stupid except them. How is this hard to understand?
Being wary to eat petrochemical science food-product is being anti-corporation and therefore anti-jobs and anti-AMERICA
>>7507816
Good evening anon! You seem to have made a mistake, see these American-made products are formulated to be high quality and great value. Casting doubts over the masculinity of our fine country's outstanding produce makes me seriously doubt you have even had your daily burger...
You have had your burger today, right?
How to make cider at home?
>>7507746
>juice apples
>filter apple juice
>pour juice into a container
>allow it to ferment
Hopefully you'll have enough natural yeast on the apples.
1. Buy apple juice
2. Remove freshness seal
3. Forget you bought apple juice
4. Remember you bought apple juice after it ferments but before it turns into vinegar
>>7507752
should I add sugar?
What are some good ways to cook the easter bunny, /ck/?
>>7507565
Brush with Sweet Baby Ray's Mustard BBQ sauce, tie legs with cooking twine, cook on stick over open fire. Alternately grill it.
Cook that motherfuck like you would a chicken. Fry that shit up Colonel Sanders style.
>tfw working production/hot prep in a kitchen at a fancy university
>unrelated, but I've never seen an ugly student
>have to deal with people and their special diet needs
>"uhh hi can I get that in a soy, peanut, nitrate, gluten free, ken griffey jr triple backflip vegan alternative?"
>ok
>"can I also get some fries with that?"
>"excuse me are you guys making pizza in the wood oven today?"
>yeah what can I get for ya
>"can I get a gluten free pizza for myself please? with lots of pepperoni"
>mfw
I actually feel bad for people who attend here with celiac and that type of shit, because there's such an over abundance of kids asking for egg white omelettes and kids claiming they have gluten allergies.
What's with this shit? [spoiler]Sorry for the blog.[/spoiler]
There are legitimate reasons for avoiding egg yolks
>>7507559
What are they? Flavor allergies? Not enough salmonella? Outdated cholesterol panic?
>>7507566
>Flavor allergies
I think this will be a new "thing"
What are you cu/ck/s having for dinner the night before the Easter Bunny comes? I'm trying to eat a whole KFC Super Variety Bucket with extra Potato and Gravy, what about you guys?
>>7507508
Barneyfag, is tat you?
>>7507515
No idea who that is sorry.
>>7507508
Ausfag KFC is the worst KFC I've ever eaten.
It literally tastes better, is less oily and larger portions in third world countries.
How can you criminal fucks destroy something so simple to make?
Just cooking up my breakfast.
Want any, /ck/?
>>7507473
I'll have shit on a shingle, please.
>>7507473
what the fuck are you doing OP?
the steak should be at least 50% done before you toss in the eggs.
you utter tard, you're doing wrong.
>>7507473
If we drank together last night.
It's awful early for breakfast if you're an American.
heh.
I don't get it. I could down eight cups of water in a couple of minutes, but I'd burn my throat and end up feeling sick if I tried doing that with coffee.
No faggot. I drink 1.5l of water in 30 seconds.
>>7507475
Huh, so you're saying an absurdly presumptuous statement doesn't entirely apply to you? Fucking shocking.
Gonna be in Miami for a few days for business.
Where are the best places to eat in the city?
>>7507435
If you want some God tier Tex Mex that only uses fresh ingredients, Tijuana flats.
Want a good sub, goto publix and order one with boars head meats.
Try not to get murdered. Lots of Hatians and shitskins that live there and are known to be violent. Rent a modest car.
>>7507435
Eat cuban food in Hialeah or Little Havana. The rest of the city is standard fusion fare that you would find in California or New York
Some tips on Cuban food:
Excellent Fruits, Milkshakes, Ice Cream and Juices
Excellent Roasted pork (lechon)
Excellent pastries and snacks
Excellent coffee
Typical food is very decent, not amazing like French food
Visit Palacio de los Jugos (Try all the fruits and shakes)
Visit Azucar Ice cream company and have their Abuela Maria Ice cream
Visit El Floridita and eat their fish croquetas and fruitiras de bacalao
Go to the Little Havana Cigar Factory, try out a few smokes
Try some Argentinian Barbecue at Graziano's
All the Cuban Areas are safe. Black and Hatian areas are far away in the ghetto. Mexicans are down in homestead - don't bother.
Literally wtf is the difference? Also which one do you prefer?
If i had to ruin my good eating habits by drinking candy, I'd rather drink something with sugar instead of harsh chemicals.
>>7507227
>harsh chemicals
>muh chemicals
There's literally nothing wrong with aspartame besides tasting terrible, you fucking hippie.
>>7507227
diet coke was conceived as a new beverage with a new formula differing from classic coke. The new coke in the 80s was based off the diet pepsi formula but with sugar. coke zero is the classic coke formula with sweeteners.
i'm not sure that if this a topic for /ck/ but what does it mean when your saliva becomes super string and thick and what do you do to get rid of it
i've been spitting into a paper towel all day
>>7507212
you're poz'd now man. shoulda stayed away from those cream loads.
Cut out the soda and drink more water, fatty.
I like to drink a bunch of water, gargle with it, and spit out the thick stringy spit into my toilet. Really clears out the ol' esophagus. I wonder if this is bad for you.
last night we went to a satan themed dinner party, and this was our simple yet creative dish that we brought. a trader joe's pizza cut into a pentagram and topped with hot chili sauce. yum!
>>7507106
OK captain emo. I get slices with crust, you get weird innards.
>>7507114
dat pentagon piece tho
I went to a halloween party, someone ordered pizzas and requested they be cut into pentagrams, instead we got like 10 pizzas cut into stars of david
I was recently given this lao gan ma chinese hot sauce as a gift. Does anyone have a good recipe using this? Or any ideas of what i can do with this. I've already used it as a dipping sauce for dumplings and put it on fried eggs. I just want to see what else i can incorporate it into.
>>7506943
>i was recently given this lao gan ma chinese hot sauce as a gift
Just say you bought it because one or two people have been posting it for the past month or two. Saying you got it as a gift makes you sound like one of those fuckwits who starts a thread with, "Just lost my X file, post X".
I've had that on my list of things to try if I see it in a store. It's ghetto Chinese sauce that probably costs $2 for a jar. It's not really a big investment, or anything like admitting you went to McDonald's because of the constant big mac threads.
>>7506994
im not lying. my Chinese professor at uni gave it to me because I am the only person in her class that got 100% on the exam. that and her and I talk about food alot. i'm aware its cheap but it was still a GIFT. just because because no one loves you and no one other than your parents know you even exist doesn't give you the right to try to discredit my post.
>>7507086
Are you sure she likes you? Maybe she wanted you to get cancer.
How do I make a great burger patty from ground beef?
Every time I try, the burger lacks flavor
season it
>>7506627
Onion powder, garlic powder, salt
What else can go into it?
Also, what percentage fat ground beef should I use?
>>7506627
this plus an egg in it.
