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Is it ok to eat possum or is it shitty meat?
>>7505352
I've never had it, but my understanding is that it's shitty meat. I know a lot of rednecks who will eat all manner of game (and roadkill, if it's fresh) but they won't touch possum or raccoon.
>>7505352
Greasy as fuck.
Hey guys just got a job as a pizza delivery driver. So I need tips on being the best I can be. I already have the "that'll be $19.99 plus tip sir" down.
Any other suggestions?
Saying "Plus tip" is a good way to get your tip reduced or outright eliminated
Fucking pay attention to any delivery instructions
I don't tip the assholes who ignore my request of not coming to my door and having my dog go ballistic at midnight. It's right there, have the courtesy to read it.
>>7504410
also don't say "plus tip" I'd fucking laugh at you if you were my delivery driver and said that
What do you all do when your feet hurt after a shift? I'm a pretty big guy so all this weight is starting to add up after days without a break, any suggestions?
Wrong board nigger, but get better shoes
My bad guys, but this is about the only board I lurk in. Shoulda mentioned that I'm in a kitchen all day I guess
>>7503994
We have kitchen shoe threads from time to time. Some people here work in kitchens, and this sounds like an industry thread.
It's more on topic than tobacco threads, or vaping threads like we had earlier today, in any case.
Is umami real or is it just made-up anime bullshit?
>>7503582
umami is just the japanese memeword for savory. a bunch of retards and weebs seem to think america doesn't have a word for it.
It's real, and it's delicious. Pic related, use it when I'm too lazy to add umami in other ways.
Why is everyone so obsessed with the McRib? I've never had one, but they look kinda shitty. What's exactly the deal with them?
Is the hype real?
i've had one twice before
they both seemed to be made wrong but i guess that's how they are
>>7503526
Imo it's a hit and miss. One time I thought it was the greatest thing ever. The next week it tasted like shit. Try it at least once, op
>>7503526
Fuck you
My uncle's grandson doesn't eat vegetables in any capacity and will only eat breaded chicken
How can I sneak them into his meal?
Pic related - his face when he sees anything that isn't a chicken nugget or cheeseless chicken parm
don't serve anything else.. he'll get hungry enough
isnt your uncles grandson your cousins kid
>>7503375
Punch him in the face and tell him to eat it or he's getting another one. Adults are too pussy to raise their kids right anymore, he'll probably be a gay ballerina hooker in 10 years
It happened again a few days ago, I saw the aftermath. Everyone in the building heard the scream. This isn't the first time this happened at the restaurant I work at, and everyone in food prep is Iron Chef-tier with knives.
What is it about this tool that fucks up the noobs so reliably? Is it because they always think they can get that last slice in before it shaves off their fingers? I have one at home and I've never even come close to an incident. I mean they come with guards ffs.
Is that the model Rufus Sewell kept pushing on Oprah?
>>7503346
>What is it about this tool that fucks up the noobs so reliably
Its sharp
It takes like 3 minutes to master, people be lazy, it takes .05 second to be safe with it too
Serious question, why do blacks and other minorities say that "white" food is bland when the vast majority of restaurants with stars are operated by white chefs?
They don't if they have went to one of those restaurants. But that's not the issue here, you just want this thread to devolve into shitposting and /pol/faggotry
>>7502587
Most "white" people originated from northern Europe. Cold climate = relatively few herbs/spices and certainly no hot peppers. So the traditional foods of most "white" people would be fairly bland compared to the cuisine for equatorial regions.
>>restaurants with stars
The world of high-end restaurants has very little to do with what the average person eats. It's not relevant to what most people eat.
because like the SATs, the michelin star system was created by white people for white people.
Is being a professional cook really as shitty as they say?
Seriously considering to become a trainee since I am shit at everything else.
>>7502559
join the military.
at least they will make you not worthless.
don't need more worthless people in the food industry.
it's really stressful for shit pay
Enjoy working with mexicans, third world refugees, and meth heads. Also enjoy not being able to enjoy eating out anymore because you've seen how filthy and disgusting most kitchens are, and enjoy catching herpes from fucking that cute waitress that later turned out to be a psycho bitch with a pill addiction.
If you like to cook, get a real job that affords you enough money to eat high quality dishes.
What is your favourite comfort food? /ck/
Simple, cozy food that makes you well fed and slightly sleepy?
Mine is fish pie.
I just made loads. And it's halfway ready.
Cod fillet, some smoked mackerel, prawns, peas and sweetcorn.
Bechemel sauce, well seasoned and herbs.
Placed into a deep baking dish, topped with a layer of mashed potato,
Dried breadcrumbs on top of that for crispiness.
Baked for 20 mins on low and 20 mins on medium to high.
Rest for 3 mins.
Thai curry. Reminds me of an amazing restaurant I went to with my dad for years. They made the absolute best curry you've ever had.
>>7502468
Old fashioned chicken and dumplings
Fish pie sounds gross but to each his own
Does brief high heat or sustained low heat make the best fried egg?
Very low heat. Only way to ensure that the thicker egg white gets cooked without burning the thinner egg white.
itsraw.tiff
>>7501721
My wife says the trick is low heat. She takes it off the burner sometimes even. And her eggs are perfect. Cooked whites with runny yolk.
I on the other hand suck shit at them.
>go out to restaurant with like 4-5 friends
>none of them want to order appetizers, I'm hungry so I do
>appetizer gets here, each of my friends ask for a "bite"
>after 5 people take a bite half the appetizer is gone
>I still have to pay for all of it
What the fuck do I do in a situation like this? Make them each give me a dollar for their "bite"? Tell them all to fuck off they can't...
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Give up your friends for a few dollars and eat strictly alone, that's what I did.
>>7501555
Reach down, grab a can of man, and tell them to fuck off or pay.
You sound fat and awkward. Let me guess some of these "friends" are girls.
Stop going out with leeches or stop ordering appetizers.
Burgers for breakfast
>>7501524
Why though?
>>7501528
Shills
Fuck burger king, hungry jacks is heaps better
Hey
/alc/ general
post how you're doing, what you've been up to, what you've learned.
I'm genuinely interested in any of that.
(btw im the faggot that always brings up klonopin)
Well last night I had some hi-c
>>7500761
I've had my ins and outs, but now I'm back to drinking a 12er a night. It's better than the self-loathing of trying to constantly judge myself trying to cut down or quit, but I'm sure it's not good for me.
>>7500761
2 bottles of cheap wine a night for the last 5 years,
eat too much to keep the stomach from getting upset,
now I'm a fat ass,
feels bad man
I could sober up if I really wanted to.
Went 10 consecutive days dry in December w/o any physical withdrawal.
Why do you pretend to like dark chocolate?
>>7500426
It's good when you use it to make hot chocolate
>>7500426
Why do you pretend it's unlikable?
Because I can
