Chipotle chicken, egg, and cheese on an everything bagel.
How would you change this sandwich?
>>7634081
There is something about the combination of egg and chicken that disgusts me. It just feels wrong. Egg and turkey however I can get behind. Even better would be herb cream cheese and smoked salmon with egg.
First of all learn how to cut a bagel evenly.
Second, replace all that shit and get lox with cream cheese and onion.
Replace the chicken, egg, and cheese, for a vegan alternative
Maybe some tempeh, soy bacon, soy cheese,
Ok- today I was making these delicious Oreo truffle balls for a picnic that I'm organizing with a group of friends on Wednesday.
About two hours after I finished making them, I realized that a part of my ring was missing. It honestly could have fallen off days ago but I am TERRIFIED that it ended up in the truffles.
I suck at cooking (as you can probably tell- I'm a dumbass for leaving my ring on), and it took me like 2 hours to make them.
Is it ok if I still bring them to the picnic? The size of the piece of my ring that's missing is like a centimeter long and maybe like a millimeter thick.
Would this cause internal damage if injested? Would they even notice it if it IS in the truffles?
I rolled the balls pretty carefully and inspected each one before coating it in chocolate, and I didn't notice any metal. I feel like I would have seen it.
I'm being paranoid but I'd rather not serve the truffles and just trash them if they could lead to a medical injury of one of my friends.
>>7634059
rent a metal detector or x-ray them
no you can't serve those, you could break a tooth
>take sewing needle
>poke truffles to find ring
you can flip them upside down if you're worried about the holes
>>7634059
You'd be better off just keeping them for yourself and making a quick batch of brownies man. Get a box mix or something if you're worried of fucking up brownies.
Better safe than getting sued for an honest mistake. Cut open the truffles and eat them yourself instead.
Hey /ck/, I recently got some sirloin steak for free from a friend and I've never had or made any before. Any tips on preparing it?
>>7633714
You have to tenderize it first, use those skills of being a power bottom to smash it good using your ass. Then just boil the damn thing for all I care.
Watch the Gordon Ramsey video, wa-la.
>>7633722
Why you gotta be so cruel, anon?
>this recipe is from AllRecipes.com
>>7633679
>this recipe is from Aunt Myrna
Quarter Pounder® with cheese.
>>7633679
>beef and vegeta
What is the ultimate side dish for fish?
>>7633567
Depends how the fish is prepared. Deep fried fish obviously goes best with french fries, but otherwise it depends on the type of fish and the flavours.
>>7633567
I dig some grilled fish with rice usually
most people know that if you inhale too much air while drinking it will make you gassy and cause you to burp
but I realize today that instead of gulping down the air you take into your mouth with the liquid (especially when sucking through a straw) you can simply exhale the air out through your nose before swallowing the liquid you just took into your mouth so then you're not taking ANY air into your stomach when you do swallow it
am I the first person to ever realize this? this is the cure for burping humanity has been waiting for
>>7633506
burping is about 10% of the enjoyment in drinking soda.
that sounds too complicated and i think i'll spit up my soda. i will try it though.
Doesn't work if you're gulping.
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
Give her the McD
>>7633492
I like this copy pasta because it reminds me of a large part of my self, yet it's portrayed as a larger than life charicature, so I don't feel personally offended
This pasta is more delicious than anything /ck/ ever cooks.
How is that this company can produce all kinds of foods and products? Explain.
>>7633270
I am guessing, but I think others make their goods and use them as a distributor because they can sell a shit ton
It's just a store generic brand. The different products are likely made by different manufacturers.
Same way Acme's house brand (Signature) "makes" everything from dog food to organic tomato sauce to motor oil.
>>7633270
Kirkland Signature products fall into a few categories:
>Brand name products in costco-exclusive formats
>Rebranded products by major producers
>Specialty imports
>A few products manufactured under contract by small producers
Anyone know what this is and where I can get one?
its called a dick and your mom knows where to get them xd
asianbridesonline.com
They're called "Orientals" and there are quite a few of them in Asia.
Who's an alcohol here?
Pic-related my alcohol
What fast food or general food do you enjoy while alcohol?
>>7633171
Evan tastes like gasoline. when ya go cheap you go Canadian. Black velvet is worth the 3 bucks more
>>7633203
I mix it with diet Pepsi and lots of ice :)
>>7633171
>evan williams
>the fucking amount of whiskey in the glass
good god
I've never been to Sizzler before. What have I missed?
Quail eggs on the salad bar!
I sincerely fucking miss my local sizzler. turned into a planned parenthood in 07
used to go with my grandpa all the time, get dat salad bar. I always had lobster bisque, meatballs, corn nuggets, and salad with bacon bits and creamy italian dressing
then for dessert I would get chocolate icecream with gummy bears, but as I got older I moved towards cookie pieces and strawberries as my topping of choice
the sunday brunch is where it was at though. I still havent had a better waffle anywhere
All the things that war is good for.
/ck/ I ate some oysters last night and now my leg is all messed up. What the hell did I do?
>>7633072
What the fuck
get to a doctor immediately, dont post on 4chan you dumb fag
>>7633072
BARNACLES
Sup /ck/? I recently moved off campus and don't live with my mom so I've got to start cooking for myself. I feel shitty eating so much canned soup and rice but I don't really know anything about cooking.
I also have almost no interest in food. Like, I don't get any pleasure from good food or anything, I just want to eat some cheap food that won't make me feel like shit. Tasting anything better than edible isn't super important to me. Other than fresh fruit, which I really love, I pretty much couldn't care less about taste.
Where does someone like me start with cooking for himself? Pic kinda related.
>>7632964
Find your ass a website and start cooking.
Japanesecooking101 and Cooking with Dog is a good start for learning basic Japanese recipes, for instance.
microwaved potatoes. cheap, easy to make, nutritious, and delicious.
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Where my DMV fags at?
I used to stop by there after my shift at the hotel ended on Monday at 0000. Nothing tasted better than that greasy burger or the pie a la mode or the goddamn truckstop omelette. You eat that thing, it was guaranteed to soak up the fifth of tequila I drank beforehand to drown my sorrows of working at a hotel, and get me sober by 9AM for class.
>>7632953
That white gravy. Yum
Vitamin water fucking sucks. Has the calories and sugar of Gatorade and the taste of medicine. WTF COKE?
It's got a good enough name to fool people into thinking its good for them.
50 cent invented it.
The 0 cal xxx is bretty good
