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>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
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http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: Your pones can grow strong with milk
Last thread: >>25716585
>>25728941
STOP POSTING PRETTY STALLIONS
>>25728949
>>25728949
Oops
Tara is a retarded janitor with a stupid face.
>>25729026
Confirmed
>>25729026
>>25729032
>>25729026
>>25729032
>>25729041
>someone, somewhere is unironically waifuing that face RIGHT NOW
frightening
>>25729041
>This is Shade's waifu.
>>>/trash/
>>25729081
That would be Shade
You're in the club and this bat slaps Tara's ass. What do?
>>25729272
Tell him towake up.
>>25729287
CANT WAKE UP
>>25729272
Wonder what I'm doing in a club in the first place and go home after failing to find an answer.
Hello there!
How would you like your whispen distorted today?
>>25729287
>Crying bat horse noises
>>25729272
>This stallion hasn't dated a mare in over five years
>>25729424
what a fucking beta
>>25729424
He has remained pure for his one true waifu, lady Tara from season 2 of Commandeer the anime
>>25729424
>haha look at him and laugh
so is anyone else worried that lurker is writing a plane anon story in the slave pony thread? it could be the same anon even...
>>25729672
Slave pones should have been a one-time thing but instead it became a general like everything else
Shh it's a secret to everyone...http://i.imgur.com/YLnI4N0.png
>>25730477
Dickbutt QT mark?
Noice
heres hoping for a clean fight
>>25730490
What's her boss theme?
>>25730500
hm lets see
>arms cut off
>lol dont care
>stabbed in the neck
>lol still dont care
>uses some kinds of shields on top of all this
I think I can make a guess.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPJ7x9iMw0
>>25730490
Is this your RenneQuest reference, Hijizz?
>>25730542
no, this part isbut yes, yes it is.
>>25730554
Active threads
How Do Magic: >>25726535
Threshold: >>25724899
FOE: >>25725760
Space: >>25711865
Sunset: >>25612666
Crystal Warlock: >>25723713
Alchemy: >>25611490
Vampony: >>25715786
Semantic Error: >>25592329
Coltquest: >>25690903
Urban Survival: >>25726776
Across the Ocean: >>25686232
Archipelago: >>25612611
JAD: >>25664258
Trottingham: >>25613430
Galloping Steel: >>25696743
Who hype?
>>25731153
I forgot that was a thing.
>>25731153
Why?
>>25731190
Because it's fun putting pressure on budding QMs.
>>25731195
Place em on how soon he'll die.
>>25731153I am. Very.
>>25728941
Very modest logo this time.
>>25731207
Dead before he even lived.
>>25731218
It's the logo from the first thread about the archive and cyoas in general.
New idea: Nyxquest
>>25731238
>new
>literally said this last thread
>>25731245
exactly :^)
>>25731195
it is, isn't it?
>>25731207
$200 on Professional Contacts
>>25729424
>This bat hasn't gotten laid in over five years
>>25731354
Just think what Floral is going to do to him if she finds out. He'll be a withered husk the next day.
>>25731378
He could run to another city.
Or another country.
>>25731386
Running at 10:00 AM because why not.
>>25731385
He could trade citizenships with Pen
Ok, so a few questions for you people in here.
1. Is it fine if a quest only has a few pictures of mediocre quality, used only for some of the QM posts, or would you rather it was writefaggotry only at that point?
2. Follow up to that, what's an acceptable quality for a drawing? Is Across the Ocean level gud enough or should I just kill myself?
C. Would you play in a quest that would be set after Equestria is established but before the princesses appear? Or should I somehow fit whatever I'm planning to the timeline of the show?
>>25731498
Running to the Soviet Union from a mare?
Damn, she must be crazy.
>>25731534
yes
>>25731534
A. Text quests with sporadic images are nice. It helps solidify visuals and gives direction without having to completely rely on the artist as opposed to your imagination filling in the details.
B. If it's sporadic then the quality of drawing is irrelevant. It's a side benefit, not the main focus, so it doesn't need to be good.
3. Whatever fits your story best.
>>25731545
Shade will become the means of his own production
>>25731562
Won't he be accused of espionage and imprisoned instead?
>>25731604
>Shade's actually a sleeper agent for the United Soviet Griffon Republics
It's weird to think that Urban takes place it the cold war. Gar should practice duck and cover
>>25731534
1: Yes
B: Yes
Γ: Yes
>>25730477
wew
Crystal Warlock seems to be suffering from the same thing Curwhibbles did. Three times as many words as needed for every single sentence with grandiloquent descriptions for everything. It's ok to just say a thing happens without flowery prose. It's made worse when you try to use words incorrectly.
>>25731897
I thought Curwhibbles' problem was lack of posts.
>>25731907
I thought it was use of fanon races?
>>25731907rimshot and laugh track as the thread fades away to credits
>>25731897
Its problems go well beyond that.
Double spacing annoys me, but that can be ignored.
Overuse of ellipses and odd use of tildes.
Lots of out of character metaposting during a session
Odd sentence structure, often feels like stream of consciousness.
Grammar could use work; posts need more proofreading before they're posted.
Dialogue's a weak point for this story. Almost every time the characters start talking, it feels unnatural and stilted.
>>25731969
I can think of other quests that have those aside from 4 and 6. It's like some horrid amalgamation of the worst traits you can find.
>>25731969
Double spacing is only an issue if it's all short bits imo. Since he's writing in actual paragraphs it's fine. Just started noticing his awkward dialogue half way through the first thread.
I think the odd sentence structure is a side effect of the same thing that causes the overdescription: Trying to hard. Trying to write like their favorite epic fantasy authors and falling flat on their faces.
>>25731969
Noted.
>>25732028
>Since he's writing in actual paragraphs
But he's not. Occasionally he'll fit in a paragraph, but it's typically one sentence per line.
And other than that, I wouldn't call anything he's done over-description at all.
>>25732057
Looks like his average line length took a dip past where I'm at.
Anyone noticing a pattern with how stupid these bat's faces are?
>>25732303
Of course it's stupid, it's autistic batcancer.
>>25732303
So Shade sees himself in his anime characters?
>>25732332
It's all coming together. This is the glue binding the CYOA multiverse together.
>>25732322
hello again batfag
>>25732332
>Shade's just a smug cunt because he's copying his animes
>>25732303
>Stupid
>bats
Hello, Shiny.
>>25732346
>His entire life is just him trying to copy his waifu's love interest in Commandeer the anime
>>25732356
>bats
>not having stupid faces
You blind or something?
>>25732356
m8 you don't have to be Shiny to recognize a stupid face when you see one
>>25732356
Anon, I hate to break it to you, but those faces are incredibly stupid.
>>25732370
>You blind or something?
I guess you could say haha
you could say hahaha
you could say that he's hehehe
As blind as a bat
Hahaha!!11! xDDD B=====D
>>25732383
2/10 not enough kekekekekekeing
>>25732383
kek
So is Shade just blackmailing Gar into letting him date his damaged bat daughter?
>>25732426
How long until Shade tries to date batpony Gar because he reminds Shade of Ember?
>Banker is kill
Why live
>>25732454
lel who cares
>>25732454
literally who?
i had an autistic idea today.
>cyoa about youngest sparkle, anon (i read the disappointment to your hors family threads) as like a superhero, searching for purpose in the shadow of his royal/god siblings
>>25732467
It's shit.
>>25732467
You're right, that's very autistic. Try again.
>>25732473
Harder!
>>25732467
i remember those threads.we never got any anonphonse green
>>25732488
>spoiler
brb killing self
grumpy anonfilly in cutequestria when
>>25732493
Have fun sweetie.
Ok hang on, how about this? Earth is ravaged by war, but through a weird mystical opening you escape to Equestria, and yo have to transform into an alicorn in order to secure your rightful mate Luna?
Is this LGG guy again?
>>25732505
how could I forget such cutequestria stories
>>25732528
Oh, I especially loved the part where anonfilly attempted suicide by drowning and pain pills. That was adorable.
>>25732442
He'll just end up killing us in a fit of rage when he finds those dank budz in our apartment, just like he did to Ember
>>25732506
wut?
>>25732538
i liked it when she had fun with that nice blue stallion. they played lots of games together. LOTS, how cute.
Reminder that everything you would find in an anonfilly CYOA can be found in Colorblind.
>>25732575
Like an ending? :^)
>>25732580
I've been considering writing an ending for it, though it wouldn't be happy.
>>25732580
>>25732588
I thought the entire quest wasn't happy.
>>25732575
Colorblind was shit.
>>25732575
what about a Nyx quest?
I need some edge quest
>>25732726
then go read crystal warlock
>>25732575
>you find an OPEN WINDOW
>actually no, it's rectangular and it's open so it means it's a DOOR
>anonfilly rolls for panic
>you didn't ask what a rectangle is, baby [+2 to punishment for panic roll]
[1d20+2]
>1 = nothing happens
>2~19 = in your panic, you break a flower pot
>20+ = you get raped, spanked, raped again and then killed
Some of these quests really need to check their privileges
>>25732493
Remember mutated anon?
>Twilight velvet was pregnant with anon during her daughter's entrance examination.
>Didn't want to ruin twilight's happiness so had to put on a happy face for her daughter while screaming internally in terror about her baby.
>Goes to doctors and discovers babies been mutated and all natural magic was stripped away by twilight.
>Has to raise her mutated and magic-less son with the knowledge his big sister was the cause
![[Internal screaming].png](https://i.imgur.com/zG8x6rM.png "[Internal screaming].png")
>>25732911
>he reads art-quests
>>25729672
I'm still worried over whatever the hell Lurker's hiding from us in Celestia BDSM.
>>25733016
What?
>>25733060
The truth anon. He's hidden RGS 2 as a code within the BDSM text
>>25733060
>Saved the Celestia BDSM on notepad before he removed it.
>Accidentally closed notepad without saving and after it was gone.
>>25733016
>he ONLY reads art quests
>>25733172
Its still in the archive itself.
>>25732502
Noctis pls
>>25733318
Holy shit the memories
>>25733318
Now there's a nostalgic meme.
>>25733318
I remember when mention of that name was enough to kill a thread
Remember:
Double Cone never got revenge.
Coral went down with the sub.
Napone never saved his tiny waifu.
Cloppy never recovered.
Puppy stayed happily with Uncle Lucky.
Emery never saved her dad.
Cobble Stone's family never made it to town.
Deep Blue never got raped again.Renne ans Saffron went scarf shopping.
>>25733496
W-we must take our despair, an-and burn it as fuel for our journey.
>>25733496
Octavia will never find any bandages.
What CYOA pones still have hope?
>>25733546
But CYOA pones are for despair anon.
>>25733496
>Puppy stayed happily with Uncle Lucky.
Fuck you, I was having a good day.
>>25733556
>>25733597
But Anon, now she doesn't have to remember all those bad things. Only happy things for a good Puppy! Why would you want bad things for her?
>>25733496
>Cobble Stone
Who
>>25733597
He was going to re-brainwash her and give her to somebody else after the quest ended and he was about to capture the colt.
>>25733496
Kamil is dead.
>>25733597
but she gets to play patty cake every day! although her tummy is getting a little round now...
>>25733620
Perhaps the only way to stop this evil is with a different kind of evil.
Threshold isn't live yet, but with your help, it can be!
>>25724899
>>25733496
I can only imagine Chalk Dust getting far worse without the players being a moderating influence.
>>25733686
>implying the players aren't the problem
>>25733690
Unless I mis-remembering the players dialed her back the last few threads where Sloth was trying to push her even further. He did a really good job with presenting paranoia though.
>>25733496
Double Cone can have the revenge she deserves for only $50!
>>25733627
Uncle Lucky said he doesn't take foals from happy families. He was even upset when Honey told him that Master took another foal.
What probably would have happened was for him to catch Windy, wipe all his memories of Honey and Master, and warp him back.
>>25733725
He isnt from a happy family anymore, his father died.
Trottingham continues:
>>25733747
>>25733496
>Renne and Saffron went scarf shopping
Fucker saved the kingdom.
Butternut Dubs escaped with her lover.
DD and Muffintop went on lesbian adventures.
Harvest got to live with Silver.
Sunny had a happy family with Max.
Jolly found her cure.
Brim got impregnated.
Anon fucked a moth pony.
Rocky lived happily ever after with Shovul.Puppy lived happily ever after with Uncle Lucky.
>>25733735
But taking him away from his mother now would make her life worse.
Honey's family is better off because she was kidnapped.
Name CYOA's that are running but nobody really talks about
>>25733789
Nice trip.
>>25733796
i thought I overcame autofill.
>>25733784
ill say it again
trottingham
>>25733784
Archipelago. Sure the first quarter-ish was meh but it's good.
>>25733784
Nyx quest
vampony
>>25733784
I heard Urban was alright
>>25733834
Agreed. Man I really gotta catch up the last few sessions, didn't have the time to.
>>25733784
Space
Alchemy
>>25733784
Bully
>>25733789
>>25733856
billybillybillybilly
>>25733856
REV
UP
THAT
BULLY
>>25733777
Don't forget
Anonguard and Whispen stopped the windigos and became PTSD partners.
>>25733884for now
hey hijacker
i want to bend you over and lick your moist brown asshole while you call me your little butt whore. anon tongue your anus
Hey anon! Who are the best CYOA artists?
>>25733911
King get the fuck outta here
Time for billy
>>25733813
>>25733856
>>25733926
1.) nips
2.) nips
3.)nips
4.)nips____
5.)GC_
>>25733927I do need this.
>>25733926
1. No.35
2. Nips
3. Hijacker
4. Shiro
5. BathwaterLukewarm opinions
>>25733926
>Having Art
Hahahahaha
Ha
>>25733945
>Shiro
>below hijacker
Come on
>>25733926
nips
>>25733945
>Not popping Storyteller in there.
For shame Anon, for shame.
>>25733945
I'd probably put Shiro right above No.35. Takes forever to do anything, but damn if it's not the best out of the lot when it comes out.
>>25733953
Haven't seen enough of his stuff to be sure.
The Jet was below Hijacker, but the Rainbow Dash was top fucking tier.
>>25733971
Look at this qt. Plus that Silver pic.
>>25733992
>>25733996
Damn.
Didn't know about those.
Has he ever done a full scene?
>>25733926
All artists are are slaves for the text QMs, forever cursed to illustrate random quest scenes like the pathetic freaks they are
>>25734020
Pretty sure this is the closest he's done to a scene.
>>25734033
Innkeeper pls
>>25734038
Was her character an insomniac or something?
Who is your current waifu/husbando Anon?
>>25734056
What makes you think that?
>>25734071
Those thick black lines around her eyes. They seem out of place otherwise.
>>25734076
She's seen some shit.
>>25734057
It's an undertale character
>>25734057
TaraPls, no bully
>>25734033
Fuck you!
I do what I want!
>>25734101
That's okay Anon.
I love goat mom too.
>>25734038
that's a cute stallion/colt
>>25734107
It's okay anon.She's my waifu too
>>25734109
>>25734109
Savage.
>>25734123
Um, no she's not. Because she's mine
>>25734112That handholding sprite is top cute.
>Alchemy still hasnt posted batgoat
>>25734112
>>25734147
>Not giving Undyne the spear she wants, needs and deserves
>Not making her begrudgingly admit you're a better cook than her
>Not making silly bets and competitions which wagers are to be paid in the bedroom
I understand, it's hard to live with having shit taste
Also she has a bombastic battle theme
>>25734170
Sans has the best battle theme
Sans isn't husbando material though
>>25734170
>waifuing lesbians
Feel bad for you son.
>>25734140
Fuck off, Shade.
>>25733926
>picking who can art best
questioning ponk a shit now
we need a visible tag on pineapple for all cyoas that have fanon bats. maybe a grey star in the corner of the thumbnail.
>>25734187
I'll fucking kill you you hear me? I bet you don't even watch Commandeer
>>25734170
>>25734181
>>25734186
Pls no undertale austism. I love the game but the /v/ threads made me realise how much I hate the fanbase.
>>25734196
Why would you want to mark every cyoa?
>>25734196
love this meme
>>25734196
But Anon,Bats are secretly in every quest...
>>25734211
fanbases are cancer anon
you can't stop them
>>25734228
Is that an alien wearing a tinfoil hat?
>>25734276
r-reeee
>>25734276
Needs to keep those nasty humans from invading his mind.
Sloppy makeouts.
>>25734318
>posting about dead quest
>>25734211
I'm sorry anon but i really like the game
>>25734318
wew
>>25734131
Anon, this isn't even my final form!
>>25734366
>Bath has become desperate to billy ponies after starting a quest about computer hacking
pls no billy
>>25734366
Bath please, no ponies should have to endure this. You need to be stopped.
Just look the mess you've made of her mane, it'll take her minutes to restyle it.
>>25734378
>>25734382
billymind
>>25734382
okay uguu~
Hijacker's a terrible QM. Look at that inconsistent dick coloring.
Howdy, Anon!
So.. Pinkie couldn't come today an' she asked me to cover for her, but I.. I dunno. I just ask something? Like..
Hey Anon, when's the last time you've eaten an apple?
>>25734458
Forgot the link.
http://i.imgur.com/OqOqP2C.png
>>25734458
>hijacker
>coloring
>>25734405
It's now or never.
>>25734463
Four months ago?
>>25734463
Taday
>>25734463
A year ago.
>>25734463
Like not today for sure
>>25734463
It's been a while. I had a pork and apple pie yesterday though.
>>25734463
Not even 15 minutes ago. Apples are fucking delicious. It was a juicy bigbraeburn.
>>25734482
>>25734503
>>25734505
>>25734507
Aw shucks, but I hope ya guys eat other fresh fruits or produce, don'tcha? Because that's very important!
>>25734463
I think I ate some apples and caramel a few weeks ago.
>>25734536
Does 'liquid grain' count?
>>25734536
lolno
>>25734546
Liquid what now?
>>25734554
A beer, dammit.
>>25734536
I enjoy carrots and dip regularly.
>>25734554
>She doesn't eat liquid grain
>>25734536
There's nothing better than Apples.
>>25734536
Oranges>apples
>>25734566
Carrots and a dip of 50% fat cream cheese and honey. Wanna stay healthy!
>roleplaying
>>25734601
this desu
>>25734601
In a cyoa thread! Preposterous!
>>25734601
>we have become the tumblr
>>25734601
You're welcome.
>>25734619
thanks nips
