More Ideas Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
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Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: Only you can come up with your idea unless someone else already did.
Last thread: >>25700117
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Napone nostalgia bread
>>25716601
fhtagn!
>>25716610
Oh Napone, you are missed.
>>25716643
>napone will never fug aryanne
why even live
>>25716643
s-sauce?
>>25716767
derpiboo.ru
ALRIGHT
Finally did it even though I could have been done a lot sooner.
>>25716790
...thanks
>>25716643
Magician, I literally just clopped to the non-cropped. Femanonpone a super duper cute
>>25716834
SHUT UP YOU WHORE
I have an idea: Let's make up statistics about CYOAs and CYOA-related issues!
85% of all CYOAs never get completed.
>>25716863
Cyoag is 100% autismo
Four out of five CYOAs contain lewds just because the QMs feel compelled to include it, even though they would much rather go without it, but it's good for business.
>>25716888
I said "make up". Any chinaman would envy you for your trips btw.
>>25716810
100% of all QMs have at least one player whom they despise.
>>25716994
I don't despise any of my two players.
>>25717001
Let me rephrase: 100% of all QMs whoare not overwhelmingly underrated and preetty cool dudes
>>25717036
So QMs who are overwhelmingly underrated aren't cool dudes?
>>25716916
Hey U include lewds becauseI need the practice.Also because,I'm a bit of a pervert.
>>25717051
It's obvious they aren't.
>>25717051
No, imagine it like excel: QMs who are not AND(overwhelmingly underrated; pretty cool dudes)
Less than 100% of all QMs are male.
100% of all players who are not also a QM are male.
>>25716810
I'm fine
>>25717103
That's a cute stallion.
>>25717055
You are one out of every five QMs then.
>>25717103
Cute.
10/10 would hug tenderly
>>25717115
I want Flashbang and Whispen to do pretty stallion things together
>>25716643
I didn't much care for ST, but goddamn his smut is quality.
So why is pot cardboard?
>>25717115
Please don't let this become a meme
>>25717414
So treads has something to ride around in
>>25717414
Because he's not an adventurer. Being normal is the point. It's actually really smart.
>>25717437
Pic of Treads riding Pot when?
>>25717414
Because he doesn't have a super tragic or edgy backstory like all the other characters in JAD. Well, he has daddy issues so he's about halfway there.
>>25717448
>he thinks being normal is an excuse for being flat
you can criticize JAD, anon. This is a safe space where innkeeper can't get you.
>>25717448
>It's actually really smart
>>25717463
I have that image stuck in my head now
Not sure how to feel about it
>>25717463
>Treads riding Pot's dick while yelling "FIRE!"
>>25717624GUNNER, HEAT!
>>25717624
>whoops, misfire
>>25717624
>>25717159
Hoofball?
>>25716643
Firealpaca master race
>>25717624
Why not just use a tank-shaped dildo? It's just as lifeless.
>>25717749
Hijacker, pls.
>>25717748The tip toucherThe medial ring matchmakerThe ball ballet
>>25717624
Man it's about to HEAT up in here!
>>25717749
Don't you make me bust out Flash again!
Pones WILL die!
>>25717751
Shots fired
Active threads
SamQuest: >>25680616
Coltquest: >>25690903
Bank Robber: >>25717292
Galloping Steel: >>25696743
FOE: >>25678415
Vampony: >>25715786
JAD: >>25664258
Semantic Error: >>25592329
Archipelago: >>25612611
Space: >>25711865
Across the Ocean: >>25686232
Goat Sacrificing: >>25649578
Sunset: >>25612666
Crystal Warlock: >>25649578
>>25717930
Errr... the REAL goat sacrificing >>25611490
>>25717639
>the gunner is in heat
>>25718016
Did they also die on the pyramid mission?
>>25717103
Neeeeeerd!
>get home from errands
>4chan is broken
>fuck it, time for vidya geams
>check back
>threshold is kill
Guess I walked into that one. Sorry; I'll make a new thread tomorrow. In the meantime, please accept my halfhearted apology and this almost-lewd picture that was inspired by a couple of Anons in the last thread.
>>25718153
>Turn me into cookies
Headcanon of Dandy being an awkward virgin who doesn't really understand how sex works, accepted.
>>25718044
Cheeky
>>25718153
For a second I thought his hind leg was something else.
>>25718153
>pants extend all the way
That looks weird.
>>25718153
It's okay Inept sempai chan sama, we still love you.
Dandy X Rem green when?
>>25718524
>There were thes two scientist
>And they met each other
>And the had to deal with a lot of shit
>So that let them bond better
>And then they fucked
>>25718575
6/10 didn't have my fetish
>>25718575
>>25718587
Anyone want to add macro to the greentext for this poor anon?
>>25718618
>There were thes two scientist
>And they met each other
>And the had to deal with a lot of shit
>So that let them bond better
>And then rem got poison joke powder
>Made dandy into small scientist
>and then he fucked the ponut
>>25718642
9/10 bretty good
>>25718642
>Rem not calling in her huge daughteru
>Rem not teaching her how to dom Dandy while he squirms underneath her
>>25718676
>Dandy pinned under daughteru's gigantic ponut
lucky pone
>>25718717
>>25718676
I'm too busy to draw this, Can some other drawfag pick up the slack?
>>25718761
a-anon pls. I need this
>>25718761
lolno I'm done for today
>big mares with big tufts
>>25718761
>>25718771
Give me a moment... I will return.
>>25718787
wonder if she has butt freckles?
>>25718887
Well if she's anything like mom...
>>25718887
Man, these big mares just get better and better.
>>25718897
Oh yeah, her mom's are like, Tera, Sea Foam, Cherry and Rem, right?If she's part unicorn, where's the horn?
>>25718904
Dandy's going to get a front row seat to how great they are
>>25718975
She's got a crazy eye instead.
>>25718975
She doesn't need a horn, she has a third eye that lets her do super magic with her inner energy, and it can probably shoot sweet ass mind bullets or eye-beams!
So, I've come to notice that shit is dead on Wednesdays and I still feel like washing the chlorine off of myself before I sit down and do anything.
So out of curiosity, would people rather I work on some lewds tonight or run my quest?Personally I'm a little torn be cause I feel like taking a break today, but I also don't want to leave SE where it is right now. So telling me to do what I want doesn't really get me anywhere.
>>25719310
Do some lewds.
I'm busy.
>>25719310
>>25719310
We have zebra waifus to get to know and SleepyBytes to make real.
You should probably take the break though.
>>25719310
Whatever floats your tub man.
>>25719310
Which will result in the least amount of suffering?
>>25719351
That stripped rump will be all ours
>>25719310
We need more somewhat pregnant Fruit Flank and Gar, and maybe Nadine as the futa father.
>>25719392
yes
>>25719392
yeeeeeees
>>25719432
>>25719449
>These flat asses
Tyra's better be more plump than that
>>25719474
>>25719518
File better be getting all up in that
I always wanted to ask this one
Was estrus ever implemented in a CYOA
>>25719474
>not liking the tight tush
wew
>>25719432
>All of these zebras
>Pyre still hasn't delivered on Amara and Emery lewd green
>Is likely dead in a ditch somewhere
>>25719614
>gonna update today
>power goes out for the whole fucking block as I'm calling the elevator
>no way up otherwise.
Guess the train ride is getting delayed
>>25719639
Hijacker confirmed for kill.
>>25719639
>No way up other than the elevator
Is there at least a fire escape? If shit burns down everyone on the upper floors are fucked.
>>25719671
What he means is "I'm too lazy for stairs".
>>25719639
>Oh no, the elevator is out. However will I get upstairs?
>>25719671
The fire escape is locked from the outside and no one is home.
>>25718822
>>25719693
Apologies, hick here.
Do people actually design buildings with no stairway?
How the fuck does that make sense on any level?
http://imgur.com/Fk7oulG
I'm not sure if this is what you all were looking for, but I did my best.
>>25719874
I love you ST
>>25719874
w e w
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>>25719874
Poor Dandu, how's he going to work his way out of this one?
>>25719874
>>25719874Going in the Fap-Folder.
Undertale-esqe CYOA when?
>>25719874
>Excited Rem noises in the background
>>25719965
Hopefully never.
>>25719965
I'm working on one as we speak actua-
>>25720001
Oh....nevermind
>>25720006
Well I wouldn't mind.
>>25719965
>Tumblrtale
>>25720006
Undertake cyoa sounds like funkill em all
>>25720028
Just because Tumblr likes something doesn't mean that thing is Tumblr.
>>25720040
You're right. It makes it ruined.
I'm in. Jimmied the lock. Power is still out.
>>25719813
There is a stairwell, but it's locked from the outside. Land lord does it to keep punks from hanging out in there/homeless from sleeping in there
>>25720074
We are sending Nips to come and take you home torape andprotect you.
>>25720108
Hey, clearly he's had a hard day.
Quit billying him.
>>25720122
Highjunker is for eternal billying.
>>25720108You can't rape the willing.
>>25720108
>Implying Nips wouldn't build a bike-powered generator to supply him with power.
>>25720174
>Implying Nips isn't already in the process of tracking Hijacker's IP to do that.
>>25720182
>implying Nips didn't knock out the power himself so he had an excuse to go
>>25719874
>Face pressed right in her dock
>didnt post the secret club linkhttps://picarto.tv/TheBathWaterHero
>>25720074
IRL CYOA with Hijukes when
>>25720615
>Everyone just gets on a train.
>>25720749
>suddenly music blasts through the speakers
>it's from silent hill
>it's gonna be a long ride
>>25720788
>you must find the three items of power to reach the front of the train
>the conductors cap
>the hidden cudgel
>and the tracing paper
>>25720874
>you finally collect the items
>you finally receive theicekey
>you unlock the door
>you get to the front of the train
>you observe that the front of the train is also the back of the train
>the train is simply going in circles around the planet
>in an infinite loop, like a snake eating itself
>tfw the train is showing no signs of stopping
>tfw you don't even remember when you got on it
>tfwthe ride never ends
>>25720934
Sounds rather comfy tbqh lad.
>>25720934
i like train rides. this is fine.
how many liberties do you like a writer to take with the world in a cyoa? do you prefer it when they stick to show canon or go full autism with headcanons and made up lore
>>25721263
Yes.
>>25721263
I prefer they do it good.
>>25721263
>>25721279
>>25721286
Pretty much
Just so nobody can say that I'm a lazy piece of shit without empirical proof.
http://i.imgur.com/jLv2Rl2.png
>>25721363
wewewewew
>>25721363
dat knee, wew
>>25721363
>a bad feel and a good unf
>>25721363
But big and stupid was a nice pegasus who didn't want to hurt nobody.
>>25721363
Your art's getting better all the time, Bathwater. It gives me hope for my own shit.
>>25720038
Genocide is the worst routesansthe final battle. The game is much funnier during neutral/pacifist routes
how many races is too many for a cyoa?
>>25721650
when you hit plane ponies, then you have gone off the deep end.
>>25721677
i aint aiming for that level of autism. ive wrote down like 9.
>>25721569
This
While the undyne and sans battles are awesome, it pales in comparison of all the caracter interaction you miss
>>25721684did you include humans?
>>25721692
No.do you want the list? i have reasons for everything thats how bad ive gotten
>>25721698yes
and having a reason for everyhting isn;t bad. It's quite good, actually.
trains you to make good design decisions.
>>25721698
>>25721706
Not that reasons are really needed depending on the environment. The Spaces have a wide variety of races with no issue just because they made that part of the environment from the get-go.
>>25721706
get ready.minotaur
gryphon
pony(pegasi, earth ponies, bat ponies and unicorns)
changeling
gnoll (diamond dogs)
dwarf
kelpie
dragon
mothzees (breezies mashed with moth pones)
the halflings (satyrs, elves, centaurs)
earth exists in the universe, at one point earth and hors world were linked by big ass gates, the gates were destroyed in ancient times, but some humans were stranded which is why the halfling races exist.
>>25721692
I wonder if Hijack will get any worse with anon as MC.
I kinda want to vote for it just to see the trainwreck.
>>25721723
there is a good reason why humans were canned as a playable in hijack
>>25721721
>mothzees
oh my
>>25721728
moths r cute. just d-dont look at their mouths
>>25721721
>dwarf
WHAT
W H A T
H
A
T
These ARE the fithy. short, drunk motherfuckers that punch and toss other motherfuckers as well as ores n shit, right?
>>25721739
yes. maybe. i dunno, i thought it would be cool to have them be like rivals to the diamond dogs. i dont really like the idea though in hindsight
>>25721726
Is it for people like me that would vote for it just because people don't like it?
Also I thought Essy and Greg are humans.
>>25721767
Esmeralda is an earth pony and Greg is a book
>>25721752
Make em tiny, angry, bearded minotaurs or monkeys if need be.
>>25721782
Are you Hijacker or just an anon.
I'm not 100% on Essy, but I know Greg mentioned being either human or made by humans.
>>25721782
nah. i dont need em. on a different note, what about sub-species/construct races, like people infected or cursed to be something or things made by magic?
>vampire
>werewolf
>homonculus
>golem
etc.
>>25721793
Esmeralda WAS human as was Greg.
Then at some point before they showed up, they lost their bodies or something.
>>25721813
Then mentally they're still human.
>>25721803
Love the idea of a humanoid rock milling about
As for the others, you'll get an 'eh' as I don't really care one way or the other.
But that's just me.
Now that I have my tablet pen back, I will indeed be continuing AoO here.
so yeah. I am back to CYOA, mostly.
>inb4 diapers
>>25722044
Hyp
>>25722044
Will you be making things a bit lighter so we can see them?
>>25722044
I have no idea what AoO is.
>>25722044
Full reverse on darkness, going for extreme light now?
>>25722063
Adventure of Octavia: Bandage Quest
>>25722061
well I'll try.
>>25719534
None that I've folllowed
>>25722044I liked Titan better
>>25722063
>there are people here who don't know about ponykai
Our MCs are a colourful group when they're not Aryan.
>>25722044
rki, ponykai, RITS
Old Guard is here. The end days arrived.
>>25722303
No, anon. This a new beginning.
The days of shit and wait are ended. The days of content have arrived.
>>25722292
Ponies are supposed to look like rainbow vomit. If they're colorful, it means we're doing it right.
>>25722289
>post-ponykai newfags
>>25722292
Yeah but that also means that they're shit
>>25722328
Time to step aside.
>>25722328
>The days of diaper fetishes have arried
>>25722292
Is Treads a second class Aryan?
>>25722328
>kai
>rki
>content
>anything but short posts and random waiting between running days
>>25722364
Time to discontinue /cyoag/
>>25722328
I'm pretty sure you're way overselling rki and ponykai.
>>25722379
>overselling
>Implying a QM has any selling points
>>25722370
>>25722379
Yeah I mean, the last AQ thread only had like 5-6 story posts, followed by 2 months of nothing before starting Sam.
>>25722044Fukken hype for bandagequest.I'm happy to see you back.
>CS basically commits suicide with updates
>Kai just so happens to return
Top fucking wew
>>25722442
>battered wives coming back believing he's legit interested
Top fucking lad
>>25722044
Was it the r8 that drove you back or the nerf to the AK/M4?
>>25719874
B-but daughteru poops from there
>>25722542
We don't know that.
>>25722545
Lets go ask Dandy
>>25722587
AKs are cancer anyway.
I remember back in beta when the P90 was released everyone had the same reaction that people are having to the R8 today.
It's kinda funny how nothing really changes.
>>25722599
He's a little preoccupied
>>25719965
Worst type of crossovers.
>>25722600
what beta?
>>25722633
But what is batcancer was what we needed all along?
>>25722644
Well, that's why I said ESQE.
>(X) with ponies
Is boring.
Why are big mares so popular?
>>25722662
Because they can snuggle you and say comforting things and keep you safe in their embrace.
>>25722645
CS beta?
Meta was SMGs at the time and dominated by the MP5.
>>25722669
And extra larges ponuts.. Don't forget the ponuts
Every cyoa mare is for big
>>25722328
>ponykai
>content
You weren't here back then, were you? people complain about nips having too many quests and not running any of them, Kai invented that.
>>25722765
It's good that he promised to focus on AoO then, huh.
>>25722793
Yeah and pumpkin panic is a 1-month quest. :^)
>All these big mares
MMP cyoa when?
>>25723017
right now
>>25723017
Will they hug us and keep us safe?
>>25723025
No, only their husbandos
>>25723072
But what if we are the husbando?
>>25723099
But you can clearly see here that you are not. Even the squirrel beats you out
>>25722793
Yeah, I am. SteamQuest and Titan are dead as far I'm concerned.
also I cant remember my trip. so, rip
>>25721721
>no crystal poners
>>25723231
crystal boners
>>25723231
you mean just sparkly earth ponies?
>>25723254
>not wanting to be a sparkly pretty pony
>>25722171
Unfortunate somebody should consider it
>>25723257
if it makes you feel better, i view crystal ponies as just a different nationality of earth ponies.like i'd imagine not every pone was happy joining up during the founding and left to to found their own nations.
>>25723254
>you mean just horned earth ponies?
>>25723287
So what about this guy?
>>25723291
>you mean just earth ponies with holes and bug wings?
>>25723303
>you mean just earth ponies with hands?
>>25723300
eh i dunno.
>>25723166
What aboutPeacekeeper? We have an unconscious, intoxicated mare at our mercy.Ripperino.
>>25723231
Only the "loveless" ones.
Anons quick idea for a thread!
You are a pone, the wilds of the world are primal and wild. You were born into a herd of pones, but due to raiding your herd has been reduced to yourself and your mate.
Now you are fit with a passion, a passion to rebuild your herd back to it's former glory and return to the top of the food chain once more. To do this you have to capture other ponies, break them into your herd and use them to help grow your herd either with raiding or by lewd struggle snuggles! Other things to include would be base building to increase your herd size, structures to incrase success chances on certain abilities and maybe some other ideas. Thoughts on it? Or is this too autistic for the board of blue?
>>25723324
>that purple asshole who's eye highlights aren't hexagons
>>25723325
But that's just a game.
>>25723331
>Purple
Hijacker, pls.
>>25723287
>"Crystal ponies are shit 'cus they're not my kind of canon!"
>>25723300
>>25723317
>"Fuck u!"
>It's still perfectly okay when batfags are like this because their fanmade headcanons are a-okay!
>>25723345
The difference is that all these things about bat ponies are canon
>>25723345
>complaining about bats which are canon when his autistic list has moths, dwarves, satyrs and other autism.
>>25723356
>he has a list where he throws ideas around
why it must be autism!
>>25723345
>he didnt put in crystal ponies that means he must hate them!
wew lad
Bat ponies are never going to be a respectable race on this board again are they?
>inb4 they never were
>>25723355
>>25723356
>"all these things about bat ponies are canon!"
>Implying it's canon that they love and worship mangoes
>Implying they suck blood
>Implying they can hang upside down
>Implying so many things that fans has made up about them
Batfag detected.
>>25723380
Well... not here at least.
>>25723300
>pone falls out of their weird 1000 year banishment
>immediately guns for Equestria to start pumping out halfbreeds
These crystal poners got those priorities straight.
>>25723365
>autistic ideas aren't autistic in list form
Okay...
