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The game is out, so let's discuss it.
Obligatory OST link: https://garoad.bandcamp.com/album/va-11-hall-a-second-round
Also devs, release the full image already.
>>342220693
Shut up.
Does the game give options on what drinks to give people? I dont like the idea of having to scroll through 120 drinks and they all affect the endings in some unseen way.
Let's discuss MEMES, why is it ok when 4chan does it?
How do you get to play the "Game"? (the one mentioned in the achievements).
Do I have to buy a specific decoration or is it just an app you unlock later on?
post waifus
>>342220845
Because you're talking to 4chan. Much like how a lot of people thought guacamelee's memes were funny in reddit.
Personally I feel that it's incredibly hypocritical... Not to mention LITERALLY the only reason people like this game is because of the waifus
>>342220845
It's not okay, it's cringy as fuck.
>>342220845
>realistic depiction of autistic imageboards
>memes
Ok
>>342220845
SLUUUUUUUUUUUT
KICKASS TORRENT WHEN?
>>342220925
I like it not because of the waifus however.
I want to like this game, but the constant advertising is souring me on it.
>>342220973
this senpai
>>342220935
If you don't want 4chan, you dont need to read it.
>>342221060
Do you see literally every thread on 4chan as "advertising"
>>342220973
Denuvo says hi
>>342221075
when my good man
WHEN
I'm not gonna spend money on this shit
>>342220841
A lot of times theyas for something vauge, and you can choose how drunk they get.
>>342220954
How about this one then?
>>342221097
There have been threads made by the same guy going non-stop for days now in the run-up to release.
Even if it's just one really enthusiastic guy (I'm dubious), they're being really obnoxious about it.
>>342221035
Katawa Shoujo, Undertale, Overwatch, and many other games that anon can't get over posting all day gives me the same feelings.
>>342221115
There were multiple DL links last thread, retard.
>devs jewing fellow latin american friends
The standard price for a $15 game should be $149.99 MXN. Also, not even a 10% discount?
You can get fucked, faggots. Will torrrent or wait until it's in the $1 humble bundle :^)
>>342221201
It doesn't matter how many times you tell them, they will keep asking for it regardless.
Just ignore them.
>>342221098
It has denuvo?
shit
dream's dead
>>342221178
I've made a few of them too so there's at least two of us at it.
I'm just hype for the game desu, it looks comfy and the waifus are cute.also the threads are the closest thing I've seen to cyberpunkgen on here in years ;_;
Am I the only one with no sound whatsoever?
>>342221146
Im still stuck at the "Give me a 17", even after hearing what the fuck he meant it makes zero sense.
Please tell me someone here figured it out
>>342221246
Why did that turn me on?
>>342220693
Anyone have a full download for the soundtrack? I'm not shelling out money for that and the game.
>>342221246
You know she was secretly hoping for it
>>342221230
Ah, I forgot to attach the image.
I wonder if the devs will regret including 4chan humour when the game inevitably gets ignored or panned by critics for it
>>342221178
Yeah and Uchikoshi has been shilling Zero Time Dilemma on /v/ for the past month as well.Fucking retard.
>>342221334
Try not living in a shithole next time :^)
>>342221098
Is this actually true
>>342221361
get fucked pirate-kun
>>342221352
>panned by critics for it
>>342221297
Because biologically as a male it should.
Why do people shill their games on /v/?
Do we even buy games?
Name me a single game released in past year that didn't have memes in it. Protip: you literally can't.
>>342221146
If they ask for something specific, you have to give them exactly that? And if not, you give anything that fits the request?
This system is interesting but really confusing.
>>342221420
Next Undertale confirmed
Brace for normalfags and a backlash of incessant shitposting.
>>342221357
I mean I COULD afford it, but this shit is not ok. I am entitled to cheap videogames.
Guys I have a very important question
In the page it says if you pre-order you get the prologue, right? Well the game's out so I can't pre-order, if I buy the game from steam do I still get the prologue?
Googlinge va-11 hall-a prologue doesn't give me much. Any help?
>>342221420
>an irrelevant shit hole not even counted by metacritic
lmao
>>342221274
There are Cyberpunk threads all the shockin' time, man.
>>341981242
>>342221496
Devs stated they will later include the prologue with the steam version by default, but you need to wait for it.
>>342221451
Yes because some of us can afford to
Dank maymay
>>342221230
>or wait until it's in the $1 humble bundle :^)
Kinda late for that son
>>342221420
>trying to legitimise video games as art
I wish this would stop already.
What happens if I dont buy Jill the shit she asks for every day?
>>342221512
Nah I mean the old cyberpunk general that ran from like mid 2009 to early 11.
They were some of the comfiest threads on /v/ in the period, and the new ones are kinda shit in comparison.
>>342221496
buy it on itchio, you get all the downloads and a steam key
>>342221563It truly felt like I was on /v/
>>342221493
>Only saving 700 pesos for the sale
>saving money on steam instead of buying from nuuvem
Do you even Mexico fag?
>>342221496
If you weren't an Undernigger I'd have uploaded the prologue for you, but you had to go ahead and post that dirty meme in my comfy waifu bartender thread.
looks boring
>>342221572
$1 for 1 shitty game you didn't know if it was coming out? Get the fuck out of here LMAO. Call me when it's bundled with 5 AAA games and several discount coupons. Only then will I bite.
>>342221267
>>342221361
Why do you think there are no torrents?
>>342221635
It really does
Why the fuck doesn't this have steam cards and icons and backgrounds
1) Are there tiddies?
2) Can I fug the grils?
Is "Fore" the cat?
>a super-sonic drone
Bullshit, it was totally fireworks.
>>342221498
Once one of them does it they might all start doing it. That's how Gone Home blew up, the dev's buddies gave it a 10 and the rest fell in line
>see game has waifus
>looks promising
>no romance
Fuck
>>342221649
I saved these for the sale :^)
>dev forgot to fix the scanlines
wat king of genre is this? first time playing this kind of shit and it's all just reading boring dialog that i would skip over if it was in a triple A game.
>>342221686
>Implying I'm not going to make money with the cards regardless of the quality of the game
Your jew fu is weak as fuck
>>342221748
>steam cards,icons
who fucking cares u massive fag. Although I would enjoy some comfy backgrounds.
help
>>342221835
Welcome to the wonderful world of visual novels
>>342221748
Devs said they are working on it
>>342221869
Piano Man you scrub, didn't you bother reading the dialogue
>>342221869
How bad is your fucking memory? Piano man
Bravo Sukeban
>>342221971
Why doesnt /u/ visit anymore.
>>342221919
>>342221939
"this drink does not represent the opinions of the Bar Pianists Union or its associates."
Does not seem like "(a) drink in honor of a good friend"
>>342222023
They talk about it one day earlier.
>>342221472
>implying
Normalfags can't sit down to read and enjoy the atmosphere and are more akin to this >>342221835 type of mouthbreather
I'd be very surprised if it garnered any attention from normalfags. Still, gonna hold off on buying it until they include the prologue
>>342222023
A character earlier tells you about the history behind Piano Man, unless that's a dialogue hidden behind some requirement.
>>342221971
>the slut shirt
>>342222023
You fucking idiot, the characters had a conversation about it
So this just came out? How comfy is it? Pixel art, waifus and nice music seems good but what about gameplay?
>>342222082
I don't know, a good chunk of normalfags love walking sims and hate any kind of skill based gameplay
>Playing it
>Newspaper guy asks for his drink
>Get through until Dec 15
>Turn off monitor because gunshots, wait a few minutes
>Shit calms down and I start playing again
>More gunshots
>Start playing
>OH JUST GIVE ME THE USUAL
WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS USUAL?
>game is full of cringy memes
>boring as fuck
>only redeeming quality is the music
Into the trash
>>342222156
It's comfy as shit desu.
> but what about gameplay?Hope you like reading
>>342220887
She's cute for a roboslut
>>342221562
I wouldn't buy a game just because I have money, that's just wasteful.
>>342222205
A beer you baka. A big one.
>>342222230
So its more like vn? What about Bartender aspect?
>>342220845
It's a depiction of reality. You're in super denial if you don't believe this is how it is. You decide if it's funny or not.
>wasting money on this when you could have pre-ordered muvluv
>>342222353
Muvluv has the shittiest art style for a VN
>>342222353
I've already played Muvluv and that fucking horrible shit doesnt deserve any fucking money from anyone.
I didnt even get the game in OP, just telling you shitbag that Muvluv is garbage.
>>342222353
>buying vns that have been out for years
>>342222353
>30 dollarydoos for an century-old VN with no redone spritework
Stop posting
>>342222323
Yup, the bartending mostly consists of figuring out what to serve each costumer. Supposedly different drinks gives different dialogues but I havent seen it yet I think.
>THE RETRIBUTION IS CO
I was hoping for some dank meme, not this.
>>342222353
>muvluv
Yeah, what a fucking shitshow that was.
>>342221201
>Downloaded
>The game opens steam page
Well fuck.
>>342222353
>pre-ordering Muv luv
>pre-ordering VNs that are already translated
>>342222498
You can do it the very first day, the game hint what kind of drink the guy from the clickbait site wants before he complains about it and the MC mention and alternative drink for the guy with the dead daughter
I'm going to kill myself.
>>342222323
Bartending is done like this. Sometimes they'll just ask for a flavor or type. I've not tried messing with the amount of alcohol to get them drunk yet.
>>342222353
>Being so retarded you PREORDER a fucking ten years old VN
I can understand the people who used the kickstarter for the physical stuff those were amazing rewards
>>342220973
>>342221075
>>342221115
>>342221098
>>342221267
>>342221707
>>342221361
>>342221414
There's download link in the thread before. It's still there.
That desperate denuvofags though.
>>342221420
Are you fucking kidding me with this?
Of all the games that I've played since coming to /v/ so many years ago, this is the only game that strikes me as "comfy"
The artstyle is so inconsistent wtf. The color palette is all over the place, just like the character design. There is also inconsistency in quality.
Glad I pirated this half-assed shit.
>>342221420
That looks super fake.
>>342221848
lol there are no cards
What the fuck is "17"
>>342223102
Devs confirmed they are adding them
>>342222891
>thread before
if only i had a link or the thread was alive
>>342222598
>>342222891
>No DRM they said
>>342223108
Don't talk to me or my ex-girlfriend's sister ever again
>>342222729
Looks nice, just one more thing before I buy it, how hard is it? I don't want anything to stressful fight now.
>>342222891
thread's archived my man, care to post the link?
>>342223108
FUCKING LESBUYOANT
PLEASE TELL ME WE CAN AT LEAST SEE SOME 90S ANIME TIDDIESI'm playing this right now, and I'm fucking up, the bald nigger throw fucking chairs at me.
>>342223236
>>342223176
>>342223179
Do mediafire okay with you?
>>342223346
long as it's not dolphin porn, yeah
>>342221420
>work of art
>>342223231
>I don't want anything to stressful fight now.
Yeah, looks like you're having trouble wrestling with your keyboard already
>>342223346
If you dolphin proof it, sure.
>>342223231
Hardest part has been choosing the jukebox playlist. So many good songs.
>>342223368
>>342223390
Fuck it, I lost the mediafire link. Have the Mega instead.
https://mega.nz/#!ohFzCayb!mLrrD4JaWIZnSF758kG_dxdSaM-tz6nmpo8DwsOUEtQSorry dolphinfag, dolphin porn in another link, not this one.
>>342223375
why not?
>>342223131
Never mind, got it right on the first try. Just mix anything with optional karmotrine and get it up to 17 parts. Pretty much the same thing as getting Streaming-chan drunk. Might as well put this here in case anyone else gets confused.
>>342223628
Holy fuck thanks
>>342223462
I swear on shampoo if this isn't dolphin porn
>>342222470
>he doesn't know
Muv-Luv exist only for MLA
>>342223903
READ THE FUCKING SPOILER FAGGIT
I got 60$ in my wallet but still feel like 15$ is too much for this. Probably just because it seems like it's just waifus. And I guess the summer sales soon. It is just waifus isn't it?
>>342223958
Maybe he didn't wanna be spoiled
>>342224020
>15$
>money
>2016
>>342222353
What do people even see in MuvLuv?
>>342224098
>muh love
>>342223916
I wish I didnt fucking know. Alternative isnt any fucking better, somehow its even worse, if that was fucking possible.
>>342224082
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SPOILED IN THIS GAYME, PAL
>>342224098
It has their first "dramatic" deaths in a fiction so people cling to it desperately.
I don't get it, is the actual game out or only the prologue??
>>342224147
Looks like shitposting. Explain why MLA is worse?
>>342224140
There's no shortage of that in VNs.
>>342224202
Ah yes, first. That's probably it.
>>342224213
The actual game. It's All Happening
>>342223462
If this is true, then I am extrmeely grateful.if it's dolphin porn or malware, fuck you
Harder than Dark Souls
>>342224218
Well okay, its not worse. The entire fucking thing is a horrible fucking shitshow, be it shitty harem hijinks or alien murder porn.
>>342224339
>le Dark Souls is hard meme
fuck off reddit
>>342223462
>>342224330
>it's real
Gentleman and a scholar.
KAV said it's pure. Need more checks
Happ33##n0T++''-b$rthd¬y11
>>342223462
It's actually the game
Even ran it trough a couple analyzers to make sure
purely legit, thanks man, you're really something else
pic entirely related
>>342223462
If it's legit then you are a good anon, anon.
>>342224392
But DS is hard.
>>342224172
How am I supposed to know that? I'm too busy downloading all these megafiles so I can fap before I playAlso you better be careful mother fucker ill take you to my rape cave
>>342224404
>last thread anons used the same link and conformed its safe
>this dumb nigger is doing KAV scans
>>342221174
>playing without scanlines
>>342221420
>Literally-who website.
Yeah who cares.
>>342223462
>It's useless without a crack
REPOSTAN
Prologue OST in FLAC
I fucking paid for this just so I could upload it for you fuckers. Enjoy.
https://mega.nz/#!nRZzSajK!VRo6ptcqw822vP7S-CX0Ucz5WKd_KaRR-LrKQGab38w
>>342224568
Can I come?
>>342224594
>conformed its safe
I don't believe /v/ kids. Especially /v/ kids
>>342224673
No crack needed m8, come on denuvofags step it up.
Is this the equivalent of a tumblr-core game but 4chan flavored?
the DNA of the soul
>Seventeen
What kind of fucking drink is this?
>>342224741
I literally never got a fake from /v/ and if it was fake, it wasn't virus it was just meme packed zip or dolphin porn
>>342224673
dev on suicidewatch right here
>>342224779
A guy in the discord chat described it as Undertale but with 4chan pandering instead of tumblr pandering.
So yeah, probably.
>>342224749
But the game just opens the steam page?
>>342224727
It's been on what.cd for nearly a year you dumb fuck face
Reminder:
Leviticus 18:22, "You shall not lie with an android as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."1
Leviticus 20:13, "If there is a man who lies with an android as those who lie with a woman, he has committed a detestable act; he shall surely be put to death. His bloodguiltness is upon him."
1 Corinthians 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor robosexuals, nor homosexuals, 10 nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."
Romans 1:26-28, "For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward androids, men with androids committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper."
>>342224795
oversaturated memes
What's the /v/erdict of this game? How long is it anyway, I don't want to spend 15 bucks for 3 hour vn action.
>>342224840
No it doesn't? You're a fucking idiot? I downloaded it and it works fine? Here's proof of it working??? Hang yourself?
>>342224849
>what.cd
You mean MUH SEKRIT CLUB which requires a fucking interview to join?
I'd rather buy it to be honest.
>>342224738
I'm not sure if you can rape the willinglets find out
>>342224932
Yes it does, you wanker.
>People unironically trying to deter piratesFOR FREE
>>342224992
>being a dildo
>>342224992
Looks like you have to buy it then. Works fine on my machine :^)
and the mac version?
>>342220957
AAAAADAAAM
I'm literally retarded.
How do you make a big beer?
>TO MAKE A BIG DRINK JUST x2 EVERYTHING IN THE RECIPE
>double the recipe
>mix
>get some glitch martini piece of shit every time
>>342225215
Thats literally it. Add double ingredients of everything. If it doesnt register, you fucked up somewhere.
>>342225215
Mix or blend? Aged? On the rocks? That's all important.
Silly piratefags, pirating is only acceptable when it's from some shitty publisher like Ubisoft or 2K.
Probably pick it up soon. Who knows, it might even get one or two currency units knocked off it in the Summer Sale.
I want shills to leave. or at least go to /vg/, you kept these threads up for one week or something.
Fuck off already with your shitty meme VN
>>342225301
>short
>no replay value
nah
>>342225301
You can pirate to try, and always buy if you like it.
Memes
Also stop pirating you fucks, support your own
>I just pirate to try
There's a demo
I just want Sei to feel better, she had a hard life ;_;
>>342225283
>>342225291
He just says "GIVE ME A BIG BEER", he didnt' specified mixed, blended, aged or on the rocks.
Do you double them all at once or go through the steps twice?
>>342225301
I'll play it for like an hour and if I like it I'll buy it, otherwise meh.
>>342225408
Link the demo fart knocker
>>342225432
You're not accidentally blending drinks, are you?
>Do you double them all at once or go through the steps twice?
You can do either
>>342224825
>doesn't remember DON'T PANIC
>>342225432
the recipe will say shit like mixed, on the rocks, and aged you nerd
>>342220693
What is the gameplay like in this game?
>>342225363
>>342225370
Fair enough, I'd say wait for a sale then. If you're that desperate to play it day one, it's clearly something you're interested in, so I don't get the logic.
>>342225451
>demo
https://kiririn51.itch.io/valhalla-bar
it's actually more than a demo, it's a story-relevant prologue to the main game
>>342225418
Give her a bad touch.
>>342220693
>first day
>FLAWLESS
>even managed to sell a double beer to Whats-his-face-Augmented-Eye-owner
Yes, come cyberpunk future so I can dazzle with my bartending skills
>>342225301
>devs already mad
Called it, now fuck off
should i
>>342225562
No, I like her too much and she's been through so much.
>>342224916
Boring. Pirate it or wait for a good sale.
>>342225553
Alright thanks
>>342225408
mad dev detected, I pirate all games that try to pander by adding shitty memes to the game
>>342225547
Someone just posted the game in the thread and I thought what the hell I'll give a shot. It's not about being desperate, someone else did all the work for me.
>>342220925
Fuck you, nigger, I like mixing perfect drinks
>>342225162
>>342225179
>Working torrent was just faggots being faggots.
>>342224803
>>342224803
I've tried literally every drink. At this point I'm assuming it's a no-win situation, or it's some fuckin variant or a big size or some fucking thing.
I hate this fucker, but I don't want to lose the perfect bonus.
>>342225563
Come anon. We know you can't save no one with you're bartending skills.
Not Dorthory. Not Sei. Not even Dana.
You're just a mixotologist in one hell one out of millions.
>>342225648
friend I really dont know, like I dont know what I would give her in place of it either
>>342223462
>its real
bless you anon
Friendly reminder to pirate this "game".
The devs and their shills have been shilling this shitty meme VN for years on here and basically 24/7 this past week
>>342223462 mediafire link
>>342225648
No you fool.
This game has the most authentic 4chan experience in video games. I don't even cringe at forced memes.
>>342224727
Wow, thanks anon
>>342225810
i gave her it, no repercussions so far
stand by though
I'm gonna pirate this, finish it, and then buy it full price later on when I actually have money.
>>342225850
im cringing at you
>>342225783
Nothing fucking works?
You tried the Rum or Tea?
>>342225810
idk, try giving her something sweet
How long it is?
>>342225832
kek
>>342223462
Good.
WOW
>89 IPs
>240 posts
geez, I wonder who is behind this thread
Two questions.
1) Can you make any drink super alcoholic by jamming it full of Karmotrine, or is that only drinks that say Karmotrine is optional?
2) Can you add more Karmotrine to big drinks that have less than 20 total, or are all big drinks full?
>>342225798
Shut up! SHUT UP!
I can do it! I know I can!
That aside, how much dosh did you fucks make on your first day? I'm wondering if my 2k is shit or not.
It just like my american image board.
>>342226054
HAHA REMEMBER THE BASEBALLMAN MEME?
>>342225916
I tried the rum. No go.
The fedora is the second request, but that doesn't work for the 17. Maybe I missed something.
>>342226060
>three posts per ip
gee whiz you're retarded
>>342226071
1800 on my first.
>>342226060
>stop discussing game!
So this is a visual novel filled with memes, some decent visuals and nice music.
I'll buy it when it's 5$.
>>342226071
Stop pretending this is a game. It's a VN.
You either : Make the best possible drinks for the most money (doubling the drink, giving them a better drink than what they wanted, etc) and get bigmoney
or
Give them literally what the game tells you and still make money but not the big money
There's no "OH WOW, THIS GUY CLICKS LIKE A PRO AND GOT THE SUPER MONEY SECRET"
>>342226190
or get it for free, there is a link in this thread
>>342226054
Haha Bazinga am I right?
>>342223628
My fucking savior.
>>342221267
How did some poor schmucks from Venezula afford denuvo in the first place? Isn't it like super fucking expensive to put in your games?
>>342223628
>think he meant drink 17
>serve it to him and tab out
>see this
fug
>>342226228
You can't stop my cyberpunk dreams
Does the release include the prologue as well? I never got to play it.
>>342226256
I did, the music is nice and the visuals are decent, I'll throw the dev some dosh but 15 is too much for my budget.
>>342226054
I thought that guy had loss on his shirt.
The mega is false
it's false
>>342226295
There's no Denuvo. The thread is filled with retards that are just memeing to try and get people to not even bother checking the Mega out of sheer laziness.
>>342223283
>Tourettes guy
>>342226379
You should at least try memeing lostboy.exe like everybody else
>>342220845
>Implying these aren't literally copypasted 4chan posts
>>342226087
Jesus Christ. It's like stepping into a time machine. Do you mean to tell me that people that would make games actually use this site?
>>342226379
So is the mediafire link.
>mega link worked
>>342226060There's a special place in the cave for people like you
>>342226134
Everyone knows that's not how that works, some people post once others post ten times you goddamn shill, maybe if you got a real job bartending you wouldn't have to post on an anonymous dolphin rape cave slave marketplace
I seriously can not figure out how to make a drink big, could someone please explain it.
>>342226513
what the fuck is this trash writing
This game is cute
CUTE
cheeky
>>342226605
Double everything. If base drink is bigger than 10 it's already big.
>>342226605
I fucked up a lot at the start too.
You have to double each ingredient. And you can't just randomly add ice if it doesn't ask for it, or age it. Also, if the drink just says MIX, just click mix one and then stop immediately. If you wait too long on the shakey, the drink becomes blended.
>>342226657
Too meta for me.
>>342226534
Japan making games/manga/vn/books including imageboards and memes since eternity. It's not like 4chan is special elite club for chosen ones.
How do mix drink??
I put in adelhyde 2 times, 1 powdered delta and karmotrine but my drink fucks up every time
What am i doing wrong
DO NOT GIVE SEI THE BLEEDING JANE
I REPEAT
DONT DO IT
>>342222353
>muvluv
Biggest meme of all time
>>342226794
>tfw 4chan will never have superior 2ch ASCIIposting
>>342220973
Good taste of music fampai
Probably my favorite danger/u/ thread so far
>>342224098
Massive amount of american dick-sucking.
No joke.
Yanks and japs are the only good guys in luv-muv. Even after yanks turn entire oceans to ash, game explicitly refers them as good guys.
>>342226883
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>342227028
>I'm going to marry Camotan!
I'm always the guy that posts shit like that. Feels good.
What the h*ck is this? It looks like a meme game and I won't enjoy it because I hate memes.
>>342226617
horny dev fanfic
>>342227075
We freed those oceans you Yuropean trash
>All that fucking falseflagging itt
WEW LADS
>>342227191
Fuck off you mass murdering cunt. Take your fuccbois japs with you.
>>342226513
was contemplating downloading
is most of the writing in the game this cringey?
seriously what is this post webms
Is it worth it to play the prologue? How long is it?
>>342227075
>Yanks and japs are the only good guys in luv-muv. Even after yanks turn entire oceans to ash, game explicitly refers them as good guys.
Now this is baiting.
>>342227308
>English
>Yanks
We speak American, zipperhead. They're talking about the Brits.
>>342226513
XD she's such a slut waifu!
>>342227308
They got away with what they did.
Friends, give her one of the sweet no drinks if you want to save her
godspeed
>>342227405
XD waifu material?!?
>>342227502
i'm gonna marry her XDD !!
>>342227346
>They're talking about the Brits.
Do you even read MLA?
So can you get fucked by men in this game? I might buy it.
What's the gameplay? Or is this a VN with bartending?
>>342227585
Only yuri allowed.
>>342227671
Well fuck that.
>>342227731
fag
>>342227772
It's not exciting if it doesn't have a tasty dick in it.
>>342227818
fag
>>342227818
true desu imo baka what wasted potential
>>>/vg/146164612
Here, just infect /vg/ instead.
>>342220957
If you give him the wrong drink, does he say "I never asked for this"?
>>342227818
Homo.
>>342227851
It's newly released
>>342227849
what the fuck i dont remember posting those weeb talk I posted
"true imo desu what wasted potential
>>342220784
Who is the artist?
>>342227962
hello newfag
>>342221246
>Zoe quinn.jpg
>>342227962
why is t b h turned into baka
>>342227962
Get out.
>>342227919
>new releases aren't allowed to have generals
>>342227907
>>342227835
Don't worry girls, one day you will understand how good dicks feel.
>>342227962
Baka senpai. Get used to your weeb board.
>>342228069
I'm a dude.
>>342227962
NORMIES OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The fuck are all of these dolphins doing in this download? Did you fucks meme me?
>>342227962
>>342228019
Beats me, Oni-senpai.
>clownery
Piracy was a mistake
>>342227962
It's okay anon-kun, you big weeb
Made me chuckle
>but who was "fore"?
>>342228246
damn this is the most replies ive ever gotten
>there are people who don't use scanlines
???
>>342228256
I want totalkwith Jill.
>>342220693
>tfw your bar tending job will never be this comfy
>>342228326
Now it's a good time to get addicted to (you)s, anon.
tfw I gave them $20 like two years ago
I regret nothing
>>342228065
>new releases I don't like should only be isolated in generals
yoi're the faggot here
>>342228353
>Yes I love emulating the look of CRT on my HD TN monitor, just like 1987
or IPS if you aren't a pleb
>>342228564
The game literally looks better with scanlines on.
>>342228609
No.
>>342228630
He's right, you know
>>342227962
>not being a weeb
tztztz onii-chan, step it up
>all these stale memes
kys my friends.
>>342228827
just like in real life!
I keep getting a fail every time I make a drink even though I'm using the right ingredients
I don't get it
>>342220693
is this an actual game or just a visual novel?
>>342228941
You are blending it. Just start mixing and stop right away.
>>342228941
You're shaking it too long, you have to stop mixing before it speeds up for drinks marked "Mix", the fast shaking is only for "Blend".
>>342228941
Probably doing other things wrong
On the rocks = ice
Aged = age
Mixed = just a few seconds of mixing
Blended = Wait longer while mixing, the animation changes to show that it's being blended.
>>342229006
>>342229025
>>342229058
oh
they could have at least explained that
>>342229085
you need to be 18+ to be on this website
>>342229121
shutup
>>342229193
You excited for 8th grade in a few months, anon?
Can't wait to hit on Stella tonight. Gonna turn all the lights off, crack open a beer, get cozy and have fun for once.
>>342228526
This is like the 50th thread we've had, nigger. It belongs in a general at this point.
Spic dev, can you add song randomizer to jukebox? It's literally the hardest part of the game.
>>342229308
>implying you have the option to "hit on" Stella beyond clicking through the game's pregenerated text and choosing whether or not you want to give her a sub-optimal drink choice
Nice delusion.
anyone have any idea what it is?
>>342229443
Jill literally said what she likes earlier.
>>342226883
What happens if you do/don't?
What's a fake drink
>>342229443
20 Karmotrine.
>>342229443
Martini, nerd
>>342229558
giving her the spicy tomato drink causes her to cough and leave, giving her stuff she likes when she isnt freaking the fuck out gives a whole extra scene
>>342229564
I don't know but me and you are in the same boat.
>>342220784
>Donovan calls Jill flat
>she isn't actually flat
>>342229443
Get her a cock sucking cowboy
>>342229558
If you do, she becomes a synth-addicted cockslut, selling all of her holes at breakneck speeds to acquire the funds needed to support her habit. Eventually, she dies of acute semen poisoning.
If you don't, she gets her shit together and a cute new haircut, moves in with you and spends her time reading Dostoevsky by the kotatsu on your lap, filling the void in both your hearts.
>>342229443
Brandtini
Hard to believe it's finally out.
Working on some fan art
>>342229894
bretty cute
>>342228487
tfw I gave them 7.99 and no tip for the bandcamp ost
>>342227028
>are the walls hacked yet
My legs are ok
>>342229351
are you new? for newly released games, it is normal like for it to have recurring threads for the first week.
I'm really enjoying this, though I think that was a given considering I really loved hanging out at the bar in Catherine, too.
Is that Bartender anime any good?
>>342229894
why is dorothy best girl?
Isn't this game supposed to look like 80s/90s anime?
I don't really see it, besides maybe the slutbot's clothes.
>>342230150
Bartender anime is GOAT
G
O
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T
Seriously, go watch it now. The OST is godlike and the episodes are comfy as fuck.
>>342229748
kek
>>342230203
Put on the scanlines.
It's more like Snatcher/Blade Runner aesthetics than generic 80s anime. Cyberpunk is like... what the 80s thought the future would look like if corporations and Japanese technology went unchecked.
Apparently there's a drink that had it's name changed when women protested about and I need to serve it, is she referring to a brandtini?
I need more dorothy famalams
>>342230359
Piano Woman
>>342230359
piano woman
read the dialogue man it says all the shit you need to know
>>342230583
Tell me what a fake drink is, dorothy.
>>342230150
Muh stray sheep nigga
I loved getting those little alcohol facts
>>342230231
what animu?
>>342230583
reading is for nerds
>>342220693
Currently installing this shit
AWYEAH
This game is whats motivating me to game Dev
LETS GO
Seems like GOG version is out!
>>342230745
Thanks dev!
wait you only play a girl in this game?
>>342230662
This was a really interesting promo for the game they had in Japan; selling drinks and pizza themed around the game. Really wish they'd done it in other parts of the world
>>342230813
yeah Anita said it was to make the game more relateable
seems like it paid off~
>>342227168
He hates memes
you don't be accepted in the cyberpunk future
>>342230745
>5 dollars with russian vpn
thanks dev-kun!
>>342230846
Oh fuck man I want this so bad
>>342230650
Its any drink that you dont put your soul in, honey
>>342230902
might as well pirate it kek
>>342230813
From the devlog:
>At some point during Prologue’s development we thought about letting the player pick between the Prototype’s bartender (Gillian) and a female counterpart, but during the development of Prologue, while we kept things neutral as a placeholder for the pick-a-character thing, we grew attached to Jill and decided to go with her.
>>342229351
>new games can't have 50 threads
>but E3 and <console> FUCKING WON, <other consoles> ON SUICIDE WATCH is fine
>Having bought this game already
>So close to the Steam Summer Sale
Ya done GOOF'D
>>342229969
Thanks
>>342230172
DFC
>>342231016
oh thats a shame
>>342231027
Business as usual. Are you new here, or something?
>>342230846
i remember seeing a pdf file with all of those in it
>>342231045
It just released, it's not going to be in the sale, ya dumb dumb.
>>342231016
>grew attached to Jill
Can't blame them when >>342220784
>>342231027
I never said that. If it were up to me, E3 would have been stickied, e-celeb threads would be banned, and console wars would be punishable by death.
>>342223462
We live in a distopian universe indeed, thank You.
Is there a bad ending where Sei has to arrest you for having deviant thoughts?
>>342230846
Japan gets the coolest promo shit I swear.
What the hell do I give Sei?
>>342230745
Can someone get it and put it to this thread?
The previous links do not work with some people.
I kinda want to buy it when I'd usually pirate this sort of thing. Maybe I'll get it on the Steam sale.
What's Dorothys favorite drink? I forgot
i want to fuck dorothy
>That long as hell balcony scene
Man, good job on the writers for making it actually feel like two friends shooting shit. Drank all the beer too.
>>342231448
Semen.
>devs doing a Q&A
>not a single fucking person asked for source on >>342220784
>>342231390
I feel terrible for pirating it. I'm definitely going to buy it at some point.
>>342231473
>Drank all the beer too
Damn, I was hoping for a /u/ scene. I was conservative and just drank when Dana drank. Only had 4 cans
>pirate it
>mfw that music
>buy it literally 10 minutes in
>>342231554
I hope it gets a good steam sale, I'm not made of money
>>342231605
>not chugging it all in one go
Are you gay or something?
What the hell was that 17 drink that the fat euphoric guy ordered? Couldn't stand him.
>>342231605
Jill's face just gets more red the more you drink.
>>342231554
>download Undertale as soon as it releases
>"man there's no way this will be popular enough, I'll buy it at some point, that was great"
>sells a shitzillion copies
>no longer feel bad about pirating
Hope this happens again
>>342230172
Cuz she's a literal rip off of the best robo waifu in history, right down to her name.
>>342231646
You're the pirate I like
BUT FUCK THIS MUSIC IS FUCKING SEX
>>342225162
>Download Mighty No.9
>>342231796
she doesnt look very emotionless though
>>342231796
Dude, shes Aigis if any robo
>Short hair
>HeadBand
>Sailor uniform
>>342226553
death parade had an hard life ;_;
>>342231757
Didn't the case cost like $1000? I wanted to save some in case another friend comes over. Maybe Jill can get lucky then.
>>342231880
Why would a robot need tits let alone that big.
>>342231796
>red hair
>named Dorothy
That's about it. More of a homage, than anything.
>>342231880
Not to mention her finger vulcans or whatever
>>342231946
Shes designed to look human, but still has no feet and robotic fingers
So its for distraction
>>342231945
I don't think this game has any lewd, anon.
>>342231946
Balancing purposes.
>>342232019
I just want Jill to be happy.
>>342231946
to prove how structurally rigid her chassis is
>need to cheer dorothy up
>completely forgot what drink she liked
I guess i'm going to spend then next 40 minutes randomly going through drinks until I finally randomly hit it
>>342231538
that image is shit
>>342232186
Isn't it great? Haven't played a game day one in ages.
>>342231946
To give me an erection?
Dank
>>342232360
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
>>342232186
She likes sweet shit
>>342232360
never forgetti
Kira!
Game seems to have limited controller compatibility, too. I can press A on my Xbone controller to move the dialogue along so I can sit back and relax until I have to make a drink.
>>342229351
No it doesn't. The rule is several days of constant threads. There was 4-6 Dark Souls 3 threads up at any given moment for almost 2 straight weeks.
>>342232360
Streaming-chan was a joke that went on a bit too long I thought.
I was slow scrolling with the mouse wheel when reading the articles but you can basically just drag the page up and down for faster reading.
>>342231946
Gayest post of the day and not even 11 am.
What happens if you don't buy what Jill wants? Does she see the "ghost" or whatever other people talked about?
>>342221457
how the hell is it confusing to be a goddamn bartender? people ask you for a drink, you give it to them
>>342232616
Aw for real? I wanted to sit back and relax with a controller, that seems like something they would've noticed
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>>342222674
but is a certified translation.
>>342232773
>Not buying what Jill wishes for right away
Can I play it onLinux?
>>342232885
>THE RETRIBUTION IS CO
what did they m
>Still only at Donovan
I love how unapologetic this guy is
Hes great
>>342232932
I do. That's why I'm asking the irresponsible anons who didn't.
>>342220693
Played for a couple of hours, I'm at day 3.
Enjoyable, gotta say I'm surprised. Best part are definitely the characters and the writings, who are NOT easy at all to make this enjoyable.
Imho is way easier to create a fun mechanic for a game than creating pleasant and interesting dialogues (at least that's what I think from my experience with making games).
Also, I really feel bad from finding the Dangerous /u/ threads the funniest part of the game so far.
Also question. Venezudev, if you're here, did you use to be an Alicefag? The Alice_Rabbit story scarily reminds me of those days and those anons.
So what's this game actually about?
The girl in OP's pic is cute.
>>342232968
On my Itch.io page theres a download link for Windows Mac and Linux. I don't know if Linux is available on steam though.
>>342227962
hownew.ru
>>342233082
Its a story driven game with next to no gameplay
Set in a Future Cyberpunk setting thats really shitty
Your a bartender and you serve drinks to these people trying to cope with this life
It shines because the Devs werent trying to sell to a major audience, so its rude and what they wanted to make
>>342233082
You play as a bartender working at a small bar in a dystopian cyberpunk city. It's basically a very nicely dressed visual novel with cocktail making seamlessly spliced in.
How do I play the minigame?
>>342233259
>>342233272
Is itactually goodor are we just discussing it because it has our memes?
>>342220693
How do i make big drinks?Just adding more k?
>>342233259
>setting thats really shitty
I really feel like they mirrored what they were feeling during the games development in Venezuela. Heck the very start of the game showed empty market shelves. I know there's more but I can't remember anything.
>>342227962
Wordfilters are the best way to spot newfags.
Praise Hiroshima.
>>342233435
Its good.Although you could argue if the game is pandering a bit to the 4chan audience.
>danger/u/
Well you can very much tell the devs are 4channers.
>>342233448
If you actually read everything you'd know you just have to double the ingredients.
>>342233448
Double every ingredient.
Looks like shit and the premise sounds like shit.
>>342233435
It's great if you enjoy these types of settings
>>342233448
Make a drink big by doubling the amount of ingredients.
>>342220693
This showed up on my queue, and I'm really torn on if I should get it or not. Is it good? It looks really fucking comfy.
So assuming I liked pretty much everything about the demo(s) that the game is good and I should just buy it. Like, there's no awful, game-ruining surprises in the actual release or anything, right?
>>342233529Well i'm a part of that audience and i'm a filthy meme loving fuck so I probably wouldn't mind it much as long as it actually has substance to the characters and story beyond that. Does shit ever get heavy or is it silly memes the entire way?
>>342233529
It can be a bit obnoxious at times.
>>342233506
whoever doesen't know how to bypass word filters should go back to redd͏it t͏͏b͏͏h͏ f͏͏a͏͏m s͏m͏h
>>342232968
Yes
>>342233568
>and the premise sounds like shit
Well yeah, this is one of those games that actually would be shit if the premise sounded bad to you. Setting and story are pretty fucking big deals with this one, gotta like what you see and hear.
>>342233671
Yes.
>>342233769
Whoever uses these words should go back to Facebook.
>>342233769
You should go back to twitter, you retarded ape.
>>342233689
The only memes I've come across so far are on the 4chan clone you can browse, which you don't actually have to read if it annoys you.
>>342233435
I like it, its laced with references that are worth a nice chuckle, like The Bad Touch drink with the coment "We are nothing but mammals when you get down to it"
The writing isnt cringy, I like the personality they give the characters
And Jill is very relatable to me, cynical and doesn't really give much of a shit
Also the best fucking soundtrack in a game in years
>>342233671
It definitely is reaching to the 4chan audience, so if you enjoy the shit that gets talked about here, then hey might be for you
>>342233671
It is really comfy but it's still VN.
>>342221098
you know how much denuvo costs right?
>>342232186
Find a drink that says "Happy"
>>342233874
>>342233907
how does janitor cum taste?
Does this game go anywhere or is it just chill conversations for the entire game
Ah geez this is kinda tough
>>342231364
this.pls
So, when Kim comes back on day 2, her mood is based on how drunk you got her on day 1? Or is she always going to miss that assignment?
>>342233070
Also, the game would have been improved by tenfolds if it used real cocktails.
SO WE CAN ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING WHILE PLAYING
>>342234198
How?
500 replies already. Time to start a new thread, friendly Venezuelan devs
>>342233923
>>342233958
Oh, well that's good to hear. Game looks pretty nice.
I'll probably grab it then.
so i know nothing about this game.
can you describe it as a mushup of other games?
what feel will i feel when playing?
is it out yet?
>>342234183
Shit escalates over the course, but it's still mostly just chill conversation with bar customers and staff.
>>342234198
Theres game overs?
What do you have to do?
Get fired?
Get someone to drunk that they die?
>8000$
It's like I'm playing Recettear again.
What does the idol girl mean when she says she wants a soft drink?
>>342234354
Not have enough money in your account on the deadline days.
You have to literally suck cocks for a living and deliberately not read and fuck up constantly to achieve this.
>had this backed ever since the prologue was out
>one exam tomorrow, last one after that
>really have to fucking study
>can't play whatsoever and can't fucking wait to get back to vidya
help me gawd
Should I play this if I hate memes but like cute girls?
>>342234305
Papers Please with character.
>>342234305
It's a visual novel. When asked to make drinks, you make the drinks according to the recipes.
>>342234275
>>342234354
>>342234512
No i'm playing the shmup minigame, it's pretty tough since you get no invincibility frames after taking damage.
>>342233980
For an indie title of this size it would be €10,000 or a €2500 setup fee + €0.15 per copy.
Obviously Venezuelans can't afford either.
>>342234514
if you had time to post, you have time to play
>>342234493
Soft is one of the adjectives a drink can have. Just look through them till you find "soft"
I made the new thread.
>>342234650
>>342234650
>>342234514
Stop slacking, anon.
>>342234514
Study, then celibrate with a nice drink and this game
I am after a long day of work and I FEEL GREAT
>>342234526
>>342234543
intresting.
what about audio, is it good?
>>342234514
C'mon, anon. Algebraic geometry ain't gonna study itself.
>>342234583
How do I get this? I'm awesome at shmups.
>>342234658
thanks
>>342234879
The music is sex.
>>342234894
Buy the PC and I think also the game cartridges, then click on the PC.
>>342234879
It's the best part
>>342233070
>Best part are definitely the characters and the writings
Disgusting
>>342234975
Oh shit, I didn't know garbage from the store actually worked.
Anything else purchasable that actually has in-game uses?
>>342234975
I'd like to buy the PC-9X, but I gotta save up.
>>342234957
>>342234976
welp, thnx anons, thats all that i need to know
>>342234957
sex is sexy
