VA-11 Hall-A thread.
Keep the shitposting to a minimum.
I WANT TO MARRY DOROTHY!
Dorothy best girl
>>342234650
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
Anyway, why didn't they use real cocktails, really?
what the fuck was dorothys favorite drink again, she had a period where she literally ordered everything
So what are you drinking?
What drink is small sweet and icy? I can only find one that's sweet and icy with 10 ingredients (Moonblast)
>>342234791
Wouldn't be dystopian cyberpunk enough? Brantinis use to be Martinis.
>>342234791
>use real cocktails
>suddenly you only just serve plain drinks 99% of the time unless a very rich and special alcoholic comes by
MEMES
>>342234650
shitty doge meme needs to die
fuck off
>>342234650
Torrent where?
>>342234791
Lots of popular real life cocktails are copyright so they'd have to use a stupid name anyways.
Might as well just make your own for the setting.
>>342234909
Das it mane. 20 = big drink.
reminder theres >>>/vg/146164612 also
no pressure though
>>342234650
So I just pirated this game to see what all the fuss about.
The fucking intro never ends.
NO SKIP BUTTON
I FUCKING CLICKING AND CLICKING AND CLICKING
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GAMEPLAY?
SHIT
FUCKING
GAYMES
>>342234909
10 is still small friendo
Why is George Constanza in the game???
>>342235021
What a nice threadstarter. Might as well save it.
>>342234843
Asahi Dry Black.
Tastes like shit and for some reason in my memories it was the best beer ever.
I fucking got nostalgia'd even with beers.
>>342234843
>really want to mix something cool together like in the game
>only have rum, wine and beer
>tfw want to try bartending but don't feel like I could do any of the tricks or even remember half of the drinks available
I even have that Mr. Boston's Official Bartender's Guide, which is really good to read through, but I don't think I would be able to actually do any of it.
>>342235021
ctrl is skipping, also its a vn try not to buy games without researching them, shitpear
>>342235097
Because memes and internet culture, awesome right?
>>342234650
>VA-11 Hall-A thread,
Let's not
>>342234987
This
Is there any way to just click once to get the ingredients into the mixer instead of dragging them?
>>342235009
>>342235052
Ah right I thought anything at 10 was a big drink, or did I misunderstand and its anything OVER 10?
>People who don't turn on the scanlines
Has anyone beaten this shit yet?
>>342235203
thanks for posting
>>342235131
well you can buy some cola and make cuba libres
>expect the game to be 2 or 3 hours long
>just started chapter 3 after 6 hours
this game just never stops
>>342235368It's 20 hours long
>a weird drink
What the hell was she wanting? There's no 'weird' drinks.
>>342235131
Next time you go to an italian restaurant or something, ask for a long espresso with some irish whiskey cream.
It's the best thing ever.
>>342234650
But the game itself is filled with shiposting..
WHERE ARE THE LEWDS?
>>342235368
First review said 20 hours fammyjams
>>342235437
Make a promo drink. Those are "weird."
>No romance
Wasted potential.
>>342235416Guess its worth 15 bucks then.
How many chapters are there anyway?
WHERE IS THE GAMEPLAY?
>>342234843
Just Cider, stores were closed by the time I got home
I really like Scotch and rum but I dont know whats good
And shits expensive to just buy it to try it if I like it
Guess I'll just stick to JD and Bundaberg I guess
>>342235220
>Ah right I thought anything at 10 was a big drink, or did I misunderstand and its anything OVER 10?
It's really not decently explained. I thought that any drink at 10 was big, then noticed you can go to 20.
Probably anything before 10 is small and over it is big.
>>342235104
>>342235160
Just kidding guys, I'm actually enjoying this nonstop OH SO INTERESTING talkin---zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
the writing in this game is literally fweddit-tier meme spouting
this is the next katawa shoujo already polluting the board just because american teenagers are literally too retarded to play good japanese VNs so any time they see an OELVN they flock to it regardless of its quality
>>342235131
>>342235139
Making cocktails is relatively expensive, especially since you're not (legally) able to sell them at your house to recoup your losses or anything.
You need liquors, mixers, garnishes, ice and then the equipment. Also keep in mind that even though ice seems like the easiest, it can be the hardest. Some drinks are only good with big round balls of ice that don't melt quickly, whereas others you want little shitty cubes, or sometimes almost like snow powder ice.
Seriously getting a cocktail bar in your house with all the stuff to make the most popular/common drinks is a few hundred dollarydoos easily.
>>342235664
Please, recommend a (translated into English) japanese VN where you play as a bartender listening to stories.
>>342235306
>tfw died on the boss
>>342235368
>all these walking simulators are 2 hours long
>AAA titles are only 10 or 15 hours
>waifu bartending is 20 hours
All is right with the world.
how long do I shake the drink to mix it?
>>342235769
>Please, recommend a (translated into English)...
here is your problem
>>342235846
ok, show a japanese-only VN that does it
>>342235827
I always count six motions.
When it starts moving faster, it's blended and you've gone too far.
>>342235827
Mix = less than 5 seconds
Blend = more than 5 seconds and the container starts shaking faster
>>342235769
>B-but it's unique!
>>342235827
mix = instant
blend = intense vibrating
>>342235778
its just text
alot more fucking easier to spam senpai
>>342235827
Stop before 5 seconds. Just literally stop right away.
After 5 secs (shaker shakes really shakerly shaking) it's blend.
>>342235827
A couple seconds. The drink is blended when the shaker moves faster.
>>342235827
Mixing is up to 4 seconds. Typically you only need to click to mix then immediately click to stop and serve.
Blending is over 4 seconds when the shaking image speeds up.
>>342235846
>oh vey goyim why don't you learn an entire language to hear memes sprouted in japanese instead of english? don't 'forget to pre-order muvluv!
>>342235778
VNs usually tend to be longer than your average modern game, Rewrite for example can take up to 80 hours to complete.
>>342235987
I don't know if it's unique, that's why I'm genuinely asking for similar games.
>>342235636
Look, I see what you're getting at. But your post is overexaggerated and lacks honesty and a punch to it. Plus, there is no substance. You won't rile up anyone with such kind of shitposting. Be a bit subtler. For example, say that setting is inconsistent and it felt like the devs threw whatever they wanted at it. Say that characters are bland and cliché, or even that mixing drinks isn't engaging andit would be better if it was made a pure VN. Say that its price is high or the art is too weeaboo. Anything, but not what you said.
1/10 for effort. Try harder next time. And the game's pretty good. Second best VN this year sinceFata Morgana.
>Start chapter 2
>8000 dollars required
Holy fuck
So is there any real punishment for fucking up orders or running out of money?
>>342235974
https://vndb.org/i1345
here you go, glaze over this list
you won't be able to play any of them but i like showing you what's off-limits to you
How many Venezuelans will starve for this?
REMINDER TO NOT REPLY OR EVEN GIVE (You)S TO PEOPLE SHTPOSTING IN THIS THREAD
EVEN IF WHAT THEY SAY WOULD BE EXTREMELY EASY TO DISPROVE
EVEN IF YOU HAVE THE ABSOLUTE PERFECT COMEBACK
JUST DISCUSS THE GAME WITHOUT REPLYING TO DERAILING SHITPOSTERSAlso post more cyberpunk
>>342236175
isn't that a list of actual bartender characters? what he wants is to play the bartender.
>>342236176
Just make sure to buy it at some point later on.
>>342235439
Cheers
>>342236239
bump
Something fake? OnlyBrandtinicomes to mind.
>>342234650
Stop shilling this shitty fucking game
>>342236176
Don't believe the memes, chances are the devs aren't that poor.
>>342236302
i'm sure what you can do is look at those characters and figure out which one is a main character ok? you're a big boy and i believe you can do this
ayyyyyy
devs please stop with the fucking threads
>>342236326
>alice
your taste isokay
Where's the torrent?
>>342236326
>Anime Blanket
Cmon man
Im not judging you on the Daki, because I have one of Tharja, but Cmon
Katawa Shoujo v2
Terrible western VN, except this time it's not even made by people with a grasp on what a VN should have, it's made people terrified of heterosexual sex whose idea of writing is sprinkling a lot of 2010-era memes through every character's dialogue.
>>342236478
None of those you actual play the role of a bartender, fuck face. All you do is read what is happening, there is even less gameplay than this "game".
>>342234791
>>342235009
I just wish they did more with it though. If I'm remembering right, Karmotrine is the liquid with actual alcohol.
>>342236239
Ok, let's keep talking about the Game of the Year All Years and the bravery of it's developers who are starving in Venezuela and need your money right now.
>>342236537
Got her by mistake but I don't regret it.
After all the only reason I hate her is because of some circlejerking anons.
>>342236563
It's not illegal in this country.
Can I run this on a generic Lenovo T420s under Linux without the laptop exploding?
>>342236563
Touhou is a tier above anime, you Misha-posting faggot.
>>342236660
mr. venezuelan monkey dev, let's not get indignant here and try to claim that you 'play' this shit
little busters has more gameplay than this ```````````````````game''''''''''''''
i f u c k i n g l o v e m e m e s
>>342236376
Frothy water
>>342236563
>Anime Blanket
Touhou is videogames, faggot.
>>342236632
But it's unfunny on purpose!
>>342236708
Don't forget to buy the OST.
>>342236730
I'm running this on Windows XP SP1 on a refurbed Dell from the earlier 2000s.
I dunno about the Linux part, but chances are good.
>>342236239
>M-MY SAFE SPACE
It's adorable watching Fweddit users adjust to the fact that they can't downvote away the hurtful differing opinions here.
>>342236830
then why isn't it using ZUN's art ???
>>342236860
Thanks oniifam
>>342236784
I'm the dev? I bet you are the dev!
fuck it, everyone is the devFUCKING POST THE IMAGE ALREADY
>less than 3% of people have found the minigame yet
Why are you guys such plebs?
Sei wants a Bleeding Jane, what do?
>>342236943
You're asking me to post this pic, aren't you.
>>342237013
Then give her a motherfucking Bleeding Jane!
>>342236809
Thanks, but I gave him Brandtini and then Beer already. Still got flawless service bonus.
Does Jill have a crush on Dana?
Tell me there's a Dana route.
>there are people who literally waited 2 years just to shit post this game
Post fan art.
This game is fucking shit lol
Even the demo looks like it was written by a 13 year old
Mega please? I know link was posted before but archive is down.
>>342237275
Kim is literally worst girl.
>>342236992
busy paying the bills
>>342237334
>le worst girl!!! XD
>BEST GRL THO!!!
/r/memes is that way
>>342237320
you can't be this fucking stupid
I want to wrestle with the boss!
It's done
>>342234843
Apple juice. I swear to my life I will never drink alcohol.
>DFC-72
How are they going to get away with this?
>>342236632
Kind of. The music is sweet though.
>>342237546
Sounds like you have a fear of drinks, or drinkers
Care to talk?
>>342237431
stupid and/or lazy
best policy is to ignore
if you taunt them some asshole contrarian will spoonfeed them
>>342237320
https://mega.nz/#!ohFzCayb!mLrrD4JaWIZnSF758kG_dxdSaM-tz6nmpo8DwsOUEtQ
>>342236032
What what about the big size? Always failed to me
>>342237520
gud stuff my mang
>>342237520
LOOMIS
>>342237546
It's not that bad, as long as you don't get drunk
>>342236943
Zun's art is not for lewds dipshit.
>>342237671
Double every ingredient there is
>>342237393
>implying best/worst girl aren't /a/ memes older than reddit's existence
Is the box in the bedroom the orange box from MGS?
>my boss is Char
They had better give some backstory to that
>>342237631
Nice.
boy that balcony scene sure was fucking boring
>>342234843
Cheap vodka and coke.
>Managed to pay the rent every time on my first run
>>342235368
How do I unlock that game?
>>342237671
double the ingredients
i just put karmontine because a few drinks exceed the limit
>>342237672
I actually want to read a VN about Reviewbrah now. It'd be way more interesting than this shitheap.
It shouldn't have a single meme or joke in it, and should be deadly serious. You delve deep into Reviewbrah's wounded psyche and unravel his fear of other people, leading up to a big dramatic crescendo where he bends you over a greasy takeout pizza and doggystyles you tenderly.
>>342237671
If a drink has 10 or less ingredients, you can double everything to make a BIG drink.
If a drink has 11 more more, you cannot double it; it will just turn into hot garbage.
You can only make "super boozy" versions of drinks that offer "OPTIONAL" Karmotrine. It does have effects on gameplay. The earliest example is if you give Kim a maxed Karmotrine drink, she passes out at the bar and Gil has to put her in a taxi. If you don't give her the max drink, she stays awake and whinges some more about her boss.
>>342236860
Pretty sure this runs on Linux. The demos didn't give me any trouble whatsoever.
>>342237773
What the fuck happened
I really, REALLY will buy this next month. Is there a mega anywhere, though?
>>342237867
By managing to have enough money for rent *and* to buy the PCX and the games on your first run.
Peasant.
>>342237609
>>342237720
I heard that Alcohol takes a lot of time lingering in your body. I can't have that.
>>342236239
oh yeah Routine, what happened to that game? is it going full vr?
>>342237703
I know :^(
>>342236239
thank you for this, was looking for some more cyberpunk vidya
>>342238103
One glass of red wine per day lowers the chance of cancer.
>>342238006
>mega
scroll up the thread
FUCK YEAH JUSTICE
>>342237520
Pretty good
The art is so good and the writing is so bad.
Couldn't they have hired someone to go over the script? This is sad.
Awaiting the fan patch that excises all the memes from the dialogue.
>>342238073
Guess I spent my money on the wrong things
>>342238178
It's not working for me, it opens steam
Hahahaha i love memes xD
Normies get out xxxD
>>342238103
Not really
It also makes you pee fast, so it just kinda shoots out
As long as your not downing one an hour you should be fine
Maybe one with dinner or something
>>342238171
Fuck Reds
>>342238103
What do you mean by lingering? If you mean being drunk, that wears off after a few hours, or by the time you wake up the next morning. A bad hangover can last a day, but you can be careful with how much you drink to avoid it entirely.
>>342238318
>Fuck Reds
Well fuck you then.
fuck off shill
>>342238315
Best game ever! They keep pander to my favorite weebsite with epic references!
cleaned that phone pic as a pape if anyone else wants it
>>342238318
>Fuck Reds
Do you have brain problems? Or maybe your tongue is broken?
I hope you're not one of those "muh sulphites" fags
>>342238171
>>342238103
>>342238349
Lingers as in it still aren't filtered completely in your body.
I had a situation that I cannot have alcohol in my body in more than 2 hours.It got nothing to do with cancer
>>342235416
God damn. I'm a slower reader than most people, so it'd probably be 30 hours for me.
Daily reminder thatORKZ IS BEST
REEEEEE
>>342238315
>>342238460
Do you find weird that memes would be used in a bulletin board?
>>342238460
>weebsiteThat's actually funnier than anything I've seen in this game so far.
>>342238315
>game uses memes
Why.
It just fucking ruins it, every time I see one I think 'welp, this is something the developer wrote, it makes zero sense for the character to say it'
>>342238315
Jesus, fucking spics
>>342237767
>>342238526
muh dank 2ch memes
>>342238526
Better serve him something red so can be even fasta
He will be fastest warcustomer ever
>>342238103
Drink responsibly and you'll be fine. I'm a lightweight but I've never been drunk because I almost never drink more than like 2 beers in a given day. I did go a little over my usual once while out with friends though and promptly stopped once the room began to spin, hence how I know I'm a lightweight.
So, how many shills did you bring for this?
SERIOUSLY, THE MEGA DOESN'T WORK, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
>>342238526
Bazinga! I get that reference!
>>342238549
yes i find it weird that 2012 4chan memes would be used in the grimdark cyberpunk future
no, this is not even remotely close to making sense in-character, it's a way for the venezuelan monkey devs to go 'LOL SEE WE'RE ONE OF U! BUY THE GAME PLEASE'
>>342235125
Pic related is palatable when it's chilled.I mostly just love the cans.
>>342238549
Yeah, I bet those memes won't feel outdated and cringe-inducing in a couple of years.
>>342238703
Well. They are from /agdg/.
can you romance any of the girls
>>342238315
If your going to put memes in the game, at least let me turn them off.
>>342238703
But it's on purpose! It's supposed to be lame!
>>342238587
>it makes zero sense to use memes on an image board rip off of 4chan in the future
>>342238849
>in a couple of years
memes are cringe-inducing by default
>>342238849
They already are.
Twitch user are using it on streams all the time
>>342238261
>>342238315
>>342238460
>>342238549
>>342238567
>>342238587
>>342238613
>>342238703
>getting mad at an optional choice to go on the equivalent of 4chan in game, and reading other people's posts on said equivalent of 4chan
Fucking peasants. It's not rubbed in your face. It's optional. It's clearly 4chan. The fuck do you want?
>PLEASE MAKE SOMETHING THAT ALIGNS PERFECTLY TO MY TASTES BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MENTION THAT YOU UNDERSTAND MY TASTES OR WHERE THEY COME FROM
>>342238792
Sapporo and Yiebisu are fine.
>>342238391
>>342238476
Im not really a wine person, but a nice white can be enjoyable
But reds just taste horrid to me, and it sticks to your tongue for like a whole hour
>>342238587
Video game characters arent real you chode, how can they say someone if they dont have a mind
>>342238865
>Having shitty memes instead of actual humor is fine when we do it.
>>342238963
Yeah this game is perfect, all this criticism should be banned
>>342238315
do you fucks get mad that the MCs of chaos;head and steins;gate go to 2ch as well?
>>342238963
Why are you so mad?
>>342238703
suspension of disbelief
even though "lol memes" suck, i can still see it like this:
>grimdark cyberpunk future
>new information is filtered by the government
>can only read about old stuff
>pick up habits from those old times
>>342237631
Thanks.
>>342234650
>Keep the shitposting to a minimum.
Who the fuck are these people that think they own the thread?
>>342238963
>replying to mostly shitboast
rip famminjammin
>>342238703
How else would it work, retard? Either they invent some future internet slang themselves, which will sound just stupid, or use something from actual imageboards, which is still stupid, but at least sounds authentic.
>>342239039
>4chins
>actual humor
>>342239079
shit novels desu.
They don't make any sense.
>>342238901In your mind
haven't been on /v/ in years, can't believe this game actually came out. just bought it
>>342238935
>In the future
>Using some memes that are already old and unfunny before release.
>>342238963
>The fuck do you want?
Actual humor instead of memes and references. This is practically The big bang theory 4chan edition, it's that bad.
>>342238972
You've been drinking garbage red wines then. Only reds with a lot of tannins will do that.You probably need to try a Lambrusco with a nice meat and cheese plate.
This isn't one of those memes where it's like a person swilling a red wine and going MMMM I TASTE THE BOUQUET and everyone else is just looking at them like a retard because they're all the same.
Wine autists will claim that there's like 10 different kinds of "red" but to a normal person that isn't interested in that shit, you can still really tell apart at least 3 "types".
>>342237431
What seems to be the problem?
>>342239079
fun fact: those scenes were reviled on 2ch to the point where they made a fan patch to remove them
>>342239079
Are you implying that C;H and S;G is good?
>>342239197
dropped
Why is she so best?
>>342239289
cause she is a DFC robot slut
i wanna fug her so bad
im getting fucking bored at the lack of options
>>342239214
Please, write me some actual humor that the MC would stumble across on the internet while shitposting from her phone.
>>342239289
Anyone have the picture of the maid girl holding a sign like "Blowjob 3 dollars Hugs: FREE"
>>342239220
I did a wine tour actually, got dragged along by my friend who loves that stuff
Told about how this is how you drink it, in this glass, with this cheese, with fish, all that stuff
Out of like 20 Reds, I enjoyed the taste of like 2
Its just not for me
It's actual amazing to see how thread immediately goes to shit when American time is up.
What's the right drink for "seventeen"?
I tried the Piano Man since it was the seventeenth drink in the catalog, but apparently that wasn't right,
>>342238963
>Guacameme has memes
>It's okay to throw shit at it.
>Borderlands 2 has memes
It's okay to throw shit at it.
>This game has memes
Holy shit this fucking faggots should praise this genius writing instead of hating it instead of disliking it.
>>342239347
Okay
">implying you have a technoboyfried"
"Guys my nanolegs keeps spreading!"
>>342239417
some guy said it was 17 ingredients
>game relies solely on memes
>faux japanese that misses what makes japanese games great
utter shit
>>342239468
see, already better
>>342239417Make a drink with optional alcohol, add until you get to 17 ingredients
>>342239445
>Guacameme has memes
>It's okay to throw shit at it.
Guacamelee is great tho despite the memes, so is this, Borderlands isn't even good with or without them.
>>342239335
Not only DFC, but her model is based around a 13 year old.
What a future.
>>342239289
>nicefeel when I registered her full name on F-list before anyone else did
>buckets of sexbot ERP
>>342239530
>Japanese games
>good
>>342239530
I can't figure why they wouldn't even have romance in it
I guess they didn't trust themselves to write anything like that when they were obviously struggling just with normal conversations
>>342239618
You can't read them (besides the 0.001% of titles dripfed to you by moogy), how the fuck would you know anything about whether they're good or bad?
>>342239618
>posts japanese dog
Fuck off you retarded shitweeb
If you think this game is Japanese then fuck off to >>>/jp/ this isn't videogames.
>>342239618
Yeah I bet games that try to be like them are so much better.
>>342239589
What drink cheers her up?
>>342239618
>filename
Momiji is a wolf.
>>342239589
>765
>DFC-72
Something tells me the dev is an Idolm@aster fan.
DAILY REMINDERANNA IS LENORE! ALMA IS ALICE_RABBIT! STELLA IS BEST GIRL!
>>342239738
A wolf is a type of dog you shit
>>342239220
Tannins are great. I'm slightly biased because our wine has a lot of it, but still.
>>342239730
Happy ones.
>>342239171
retarded newfag shills and maybe the burritonigger devs who made this "game"
>mfw we get to have some info about the character's boob size
It's like the devs wanted the fanbase to exploit this
>>342239749
No kidding.Yuri R34 of these two where
>>342239827
devs want it to be the new undertale so bad
>all these people defending memes
And summer is not real they say
>>342239409
summers starting up anon
>>342239806
B-but they're poor Venezuelans who deserve your money!
>fan patch
>removes meme content
>makes bartender male
>adds romance routes with fan-drawn Hscenes
Would you play, /v/?
>>342239409
>picture with impact font
What is this, 2007? Fuck off to wherever you came from retard, stop shilling this meme game
>>342239701
>you don't understand the language, therefore the games are superior, trust me I know!
japan makes just as much kusoge as the west.
>>342239589
>her model is based around a 13 year old
Who?
>>342239749
Obviously.
One of the characters has a forehead comparable to iori's
>>342239917
Only if you keep the bartender female
>>342239917
>makes bartender male
>doesn't want cute yuri girl bartending action
>>342239917
No.
>>342239934
What are you? Meme police or what?
Do the songs you choose actually do anything?
>>342239951
>japan makes just as much kusoge as the west
Literally how the fuck do you know? You're incapable of reading them.
This is a case of 'I can't reach those grapes so they must be sour' and it's very, very pathetic.
>>342239917
>makes bartender male
Why
HOLY FUCK, DOROTHY A FUCKING SLUTH
DROPPED
WORST GIRL
>>342239917
>no yuri
>>342240098
Why
>>342239917
>not giving the bartender a dick attachment
It's like you don't even enjoy hentai or are painfully vanilla.
>>342240048
DAHURRRDURRRRR I TOOK 1 SEMESTER OF JAPANESE BEFORE I DROPPED OUT OF COMMUNITY COLLEGE SO I CAN SHITPOST ABOUT MY JAPANESE EROGE ON 4CHANNEL
please literally remove yourself
>>342239917
>>makes bartender male
Fuck no
You are not getting rid of those delicious Jill legs
This "game"'s dialogue:
>HAHA REMEMBER THAT MEME?
It's Big Bang Theory-level bad. The characters might aswell spout "Bazinga!" all the time.
SAVAGE
>Some game panders to a demographic/website
>This is bad
>This game is the most tryhard attempt to pander to anons.
>10/10
>>342240048
How do you know Japanese games are great?
>>342240247
Dumb vomit-chanposter.
>>342240275
pshhh you'll anger the shills and devs in this thread
Whats the point of playing a visual novel if literally nothing happens?
>>342240198
Actually, I taught myself over the course of about 500 short hours and am now able to read the thousands of great VNs in their original language.
Does this make you angry, that I have a whole world of real VNs available and you're stuck with Venezuelan meme slideshows?
>>342239917
>not yuri
Lmao, what a fag.
>>342240247
But the devs browse 4chan so it's fine, now buy the game please!
>>342240152
I MEAN SLUT
USED FUCKING GOODS
A FUCKING WHORE
DROPPED
>>342240275
You could try reading the thread before posting sometime.
>>342240368
Here's your (You)
>>342239967
Dorothy, duh
>>342240368
b-but the memes and the EPIC and COMFY cyberpunk-setting!!
>>342240427
I've read the thread and some retards are defending this, your point?
>>342240375
DELETE THIS
>>342240443
>>342239917
>Make Jill a guy
No thank you, but the rest is nice.
>>342240275
>game has things I don't like
>I don't like it
>Game has things I like
>I like it
Stop the fucking presses
>>342235636
EVE ain't no VN boy, NO VN
who /comfy/ here?
If anyone likes the idea of this game but can't stand the execution, watch the anime 'Bartender'.
>Boss stealing Kamen Rider's tagline
I love that the break music imitates Windows 95 startup sound.
>>342240593
Actually, people defending this game but shitting on other games with memes are being nothing but hypocrites.
>game really makes me want to drink my life away
Recommend me some TOP TIER ONLY drinks, cost irrelevant.
>>342240640
the comfy-meme is the worst thing that happened to /v/ in the last couple of years. Yes, it's even worse than GG
>>342240375
>500 short hours
>thousands of vns
why do you think youre the only person who can speak japanese? you are literally the posterchild for cancerous watashi wa hontou ni nihonjin naijin faggots
overall i give it a 7/10, nice bait but you took it a bit far
>>342239445
Guacamelee has memes that are completely superfluous. They serve literally no point other than making 5 year olds giggle. Still a pretty good game, though.
Borderlands 2 has shit writing AND superfluous memes. Shit game that somehow got popular.
This game has actual good writing and the meme references aren't nearly as bad as the former 2. Been playing for about an hour now and only ran into 1 meme.
>>342235559
Did you know you can use the QWERT keys to add ingredients?
TRY TIT! asdfasoavh;eoirnva;'eor
>>342240640
I miss short hair Streaming-Chan
>>342240743
What kind of flavors you like, senpai?
Bitter? Sweet? Salty? Sour? Savory?
>>342240746
>comfy
>last couple of years
Kid
>>342240746
It's the easiest way to say
"My game is shit but I like it"
>>342240658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31-stuUq0Fg
This one?
>>342240743
DUDE ALCOHOL
Can someone who actually has a few hours in the game tell me how many memes we are talking here?
>>342240710
I don't see a single person saying they enjoy the references in this game while disliking them specifically in another.
Stop trying to come up with reasons to shitpost.
>>342240843
SWEET AND SAVORY SENPAI
>>342240658
>The fan called Joker Cyclone
>>342240912
like, 10% meme content at most, and most of it is hidden in sidelogs.
>>342240782
>This game has actual good writing and the meme references aren't nearly as bad as the former 2
Not really, they're almost as bad and it's not only the memes but also how hard it tries to pander to anons.
>>342240657
If anything I'd like to be a bartender myself in a small place such as the one in the show. I like to listen to people and help out when I can, so I'd love to do that sort of thing.
But holy crap is it going to take a good long while to learn the trade adequately.
>>342240443
Boner achieved.
>>342239917
Actually, yes.
>>342240965
You'll be wanting a Manhattan then, senpai.
Rye whiskey, sweet vermouth, bitters and a maraschino cherry.
>>342240905
LMAO ETHANOL
>>342240936
see
>>342240782
There are retards defending the shitty attempts at humor.
>>342240658
>Boss is THE RED COMET
>>342240640
getting there
threads getting some keks from me
>>342241059
I've bartended IRL, unless you're in a really upscale place (which you wont be without 10+ years experience) you're not going to be encountering fun people to talk to. Humans behave badly on alcohol.
>mfw I enjoy the pandering and there is literally NOTHING you can do about it
>implying shitposting in 207X would be any different
Shitposting never changes.
>>342234843
Some apple flavoured beer, maybe one with cranberry.
>>342241025
But the flat-chest and /u/ pandering is the best!
>>342241158
You have terrible reading comprehension. Nowhere in that post did he praise meme references. He even went as far to say that he like Guacamelee despite how it used memes.
You're actually just trying to stir up shit.
>>342241267
>I LOVE shit!
ok
>>342241025
>Not really, they're almost as bad
Come on now. Don't even try and act like anything in this game is as bad as Minecraft land in Borderlands 2 or the ragefaces in Guacamelee.
>>342241158
see above
>>342235439
Thanks for the advice, moot.
>>342240640
Would pay premium. Especially with the games inflation.
>>342241357
>Defending
>Praising
I think I'm not the one who can't into reading comprehension here.
>>342237520
I don't even know the character yet, but I am of approve.
>>342241393
Cancer is still cancer, write some actual humor instead of using memes and references.
I like that the dog incident is called back to plenty of times
>>342239917
>makes bartender male
you signed your own death warrant kid
>>342240250
try to get her drunk
>>342241589
Did she fuck with dogs or something?
>>342240990
Thanks, I'll see what the receptions been like in a weeks time and maybe pick it up.
>gameplay is like a flash game
>writing is like a 15-year-old's meme filled fanfiction
Where's the good part of this game?
>playing undertale 2.0
to go back to plebbit
I dont get anti Memers
I mean as long as someone doesnt literally start saying shit like "Wow much Drink very Alcohol" then Im fine
>>342239917
>make bartender male
WHAT THE FUCK NO
>>342238282
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GOG VERSION OPEN STEAM WHAT THE FUCK
>>342241743
The music
>>342234650
>there's little girl robot
>no little boy
SHIT GAMES
FUCKING SHITTY GAMES
FUCK
THEY COULD'VE MADE THIS THE BEST GAME EVER
FUCKING BLEW IT
>>342241754
THE GAME IS CHOCKFULL OF CORGIS
CORGIS
YOU FUCKING MEME LOVING CUNT
>>342240658
>Boss has a Zankantou
>>342240912
A lot.
I still enjoy the game though.
But there are pretty much memes all the way through
>>342241729
No, there were just... lots of digs
>>342241791
>>342241791
>>342241791
>>342241791
I found a way
rename steam.exe to steam2 exe or whatever
then open the game and rename steam back
Does anything happen if dorothy comes over when you have the dorothy wallpaper?
>>342239917
>bartender(male)
No
Fuck whats the usual for Dorothy again?
>>342240886
the manga one
Even if there is no God or Buddha etc. etc.
>>342241925
Penis.
scanlines or no scanlines?
>>342241925
Cum cocktail.
>>342240640
too..
much..
chips...
uuuUUUUUGHHHHHsaveme
but yeah comfy
>>342241791
try this
https://mega.nz/#!Vd4mDYRb!24ICgbRNmedIblZ-M-ZnTQAnuNW8boEQzQFxyxvj5kk
>>342241976
You can't drink penis dammit
>>342241993
Scanlines. It's absurd that people want to play without them (unless you actually own a CRT and are playing it on that, then no scanlines)
>can't adjust the text speed
>can't view the text log
>can't play with a gamepad on my bed / couch, even though the game specifically recommends to get comfy
>>342241584
I don't disagree. I just don't see the point in the faux outrage comparing it to Borderlands. At least most of the memes I've seen so far are tied to the (completely optional) 4chan knockoff. Coincidentally most of the pandering accusations as well. I mean, what the fuck you think is going to be posted there? Reminds me of the people who got upset at the memes on the message board in Akiba's Trip.
>>342240849
What happened to Sei? Is there a way to prevent it? Is the it the fucking Bloody Jane?
>>342241823
Corgis are cute, not my favorite dog but its better than a Bulldog
God tier dogs are Beagles, Border Collies, Labradors and Golden Retrievers
>>342241815
Because nobody likes the gays, leave
>>342242120
Click again
You're objectively wrong, mouse wheel up
Set up j2k
What files contain the 4chinz board text that Jill shitposts on?
They look easy to edit overall but I can't find the particular one containing the maymays.
>>342241851
Who's that dude?
>>342242208
Office boy
kiririn is a faggot for not giving away free keys, you can make infinite free keys for press you know.
>>342242120
>doesn't have a laptop he can play in bed with.
>not getting shitfaced and laying in bed serving drinks until you pass out
>>342240640
>that kuro-illya daki
Didn't notice it before.
Dorothy is cute
CUTE
>>342242208
DEMO/PROLOGUE EXLCUSIVE
Did you buy the game? Well eat shit, you will never know him
>>342242292
But they are giving away free keys.
Cats > Dogs
This is a fact.
What drink cheers up Dorothy?
>>342242120
Wait for the Vita port.
>>342237996
Bug has caustic melting chemicals in its body and uses them for hunting and/or self defence.
But this one had shit aim and fucked itself.
Dorothy please stop
>>342242364
Devs said the prologue will be up asapHaven't finished it yet but Anna is bound to be reasonably important
>>342242339
What a slut.Did they fug?
>>342242453
That dialogue makes me want to vomit.
>>342242407
Semen.
>>342242156
>what the fuck you think is going to be posted there?
Something that makes the game's world feel interesting and not recycled internet memes and references? You know, something actually unique that required some effort from the devs, and interesting take on internet culture maybe? But no, shallow references and outdated memes. 10/10 comedy and writing.
>>342242487
Jill and Dorothyhugged all night long on the 23rd I think it was
>>342242453
>References from the fucking 70s
I don't even mind, but then I'm a Britbong who grew up with Monty Python.
>>342242407
piano woman
>>342242056
>you swallow penis but you can't drink it
what the actual fuck dicks
>>342242573
I should have known.
>>342242630
Thanks.
>>342236312
I would buy if it was $150 pesos like it should, not fucking $250 fucking apply steam regional pricing fgts, mexicans don't bleed money you know.
I really shouldn't like a literal whore this much,
but damn it man, she's just too cute.
>>342234650
How's the soundtrack?
The prologue one was 10/10.
Wait how do I make a big beer? Double everything?
Does the final game on Steam have the prologue?
>>342234650
So question
is this game worth the 15 bucks or should I pirate?
I doubt that it will get on summer sale in two days or so
>>342242736
Anything big is double errything.
>>342242736
Yes.
Remember to stop mixing before you Blend it.
>>342242767
pirate
>>342239445
>memes in games typically show up completely randomly and typically very out of place
>meme in VN is only when you go looking for it, in the VN's equivalent of a literal fucking website for memes
Please. /v/ is just as bad as that excerpt if not worse at least three times a day.
>>342242696
>mexicans don't bleed money you know
Are they that lazy? Americans outsource all their jobs to the mexicans so they have no excuse to be poor.
>everyone ITT is a fkedit memer shill pedophile discussing NOT games
Why is this thread not deleted?
>/v/ betamales' favorite character is the literal cuckold's choice which gets fucked and cummed inside by multiple men every night
What a shock
>>342242715
>whores in video games getting away with it because they're ""cute""
When exactly did 3DPD take over the 2D?
>>342242870
The game has gameplay however.
>>342238849
The memes in those picture have been around for like five years at least already.
>>342242870
Because your anger fuels it.
>>342242839
No they don't.
George Costanza shows up with the HILARIOUS ISHYGDDT meme.
That's what I've seen from screenshots alone.
Stop lying
>>342239272
Chan sites never like becoming self aware by being shown a mirror.
>>342243040
what the actual fuck are you talking about
>>342242874
>Not waifuing yourself as Jill
Only a pleb doesn't do that.
The Boss is nice too, though.
How the fuck do I buy music? The game is telling me Jill is humming a song and buying it will stop her being distracted
>>342242120
>>can't view the text log
scrollwheel, anon
>>342242982
This shit is fucking annoying.
>>342243080
no its more like they dont like obvious low-quality commercial pandering because it's lazy and manipulative
>>342242630
I don't understand, she got into a gangbang with 8 men?
>>342242852
Yeah but someone with a college degree earns about $2/hour and it only goes down from there.
steam pricing should be around $1 usd = $10 pesos, this one for some reason is $16.66 pesos per dollar.
>>342241823
>dogs are literally memes now
Really?
>>342235009
>real life cocktails are copyright
>cocktails
>copyright
what a fucking shit world we live in
>>342242758
SOMEBODY ANSWER THIS PLEASE
>>342242982
smug as fuck
>>342243040
You're drunk anon, go home.
>>342243116
>>342243240
Here and now fuck off and stop lying
>>342243196
They're apparently adding the prologue eventually, it's in a different engine or some shit.
>>342243286
DELETE THIS
>>342243286
>No baseball bat
That's a fucking stretch, anon. You're crazy.
>this thread right now
>>342243340
Yeah, found the blog post
Thanks
>>342243040
MATE I SAW LIKE FUCKING FOUR COSTANZAS JUST YESTERDAY
You're not helping your argument.
'Kay, yeah, maybe a few relatively harmless small memes show up when you're not looking for it, but they're typically ignorable. It's not like the game's changing the whole screen to be a vibrating Costanza image with audio repeating
I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU DON'T DO THAT
I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU DON'T DO THAT
I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU DON'T DO THAT
Shit, why bother being angry about it when the game was practically advertised as having memes in it. Have you SEEN the Readme.txt lately?
Oh boy, they made a topical reference in a game built around weebs and shitposting, how sinful.
>>342243286
I didn't even realize Art was meant to be constanza.There is a shitty joke waiting there
>>342243286
>thing x looks remotely similar to thing y when taken entirely out of context
wow what dank memeage, you sure showed me anon
>>342243446
Fun fact: day one has a written article about a MGR play or some shit. Robots in high heels.
look at all the shilling in this thread
>>342234843
I would love to drink, but I just came back from a festival and need to detox for a few days. Never mind the lack of money
>>342234650
What's the deal with Julianne?
Where's the cute little boys?
Why is it all girls and manly men? Where's my little boys?
>>342240743
white russian
you might become an alcoholic after that tho
>Games has waifus
ok let's play it
>MC is a girl
dropped, into the backlog it goes
hype ruined
>>342243286
>dismissing the entire game because of thisI don't even need to say it
![[HorribleSubs] Watamote - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.16_[2013.09.15_13.48.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0uWqJxg.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Watamote - 10 [720p].mkv snapshot 16.16 [2013.09.15 13.48.26]")
>>342243543
>>342243440
>people being in meme-denial
LOOK HOW FAR WE HAVE COME
>>342243690
>watamote screencap
>meme denial
now we have truly reached shitposting hell
>>342243690
>watamote
now that deserves a shiggy
>>342240010
>>342240125
>>342240379
>>342240553
>>342241609
>all these /u/ shitters
I'm reminded of why you people ruin everything again
I've never made a drink in my life and I didn't play the prologue, what the fuck am I doing wrong? I tried both waiting until shaking and stopping right before, but both were messed up
>>342243847
Look at this pleb
>>342243847
>not shitposting on /u/
>>342243848
>recipe needs 5 flan and 5 karmo
>3 and 0 respectively
are you even trying anon
>>342243848
You left out 2 parts Flanergide and 3 Karmotrine
>>342243848
oh god, now it's obvious, I'm fucking blind
>>342243848
read the thread. people have already explained that.
post yfw this game has more players than battleborn
I am amazed at how this manages to somehow have great comedic timing and incidental music occur
When Sei was talking about Dorothy's mods the music got all tense
It was great.
>>342243847
>Thinks a cute girl protagonist is a bad thing
Generic self insert fags are literally worse than hitler.
>>342243847
Says the weeb nigger
>>342242364
>DEMO/PROLOGUE EXLCUSIVE
Huh? He and the girl showed up for me on day 3 or 4, right after streamer-chan.
>>342236968
>Black man
>Bald
>Named Donovan
I'M GOING BERSERK
What happens if you dont buy the item Jill wants before going to work?
>>342243131
how the fuck were this guys from a third world country able to reproduce this aesthethics so fucking well?
jesus is there a tutorial somewhere or they're just geniuses?
>16th on top sellers
Huh
I didnt think it would sell this much
If its popular then we might get porn baby
>>342244201
I'm just waiting for some anime streamer to pick this up.
>>342244198
Yea yea we get you devs.
>>342243847
Here's your (you).
>>342244168
instead of telling you what you need to make in the actual drink making window, you have to remember what you need to make while she bemoans her pitiful moneyless existence
>>342244201
I hope the jap version gets a capable fan or two.
in b4 youtube celebs pick it up and /v/ turns on it
PLEASE STOP
THIS MUSIC IS TOO GOOD, I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON BEING COMFY
>>342244270
There's only 2 really popular ones, and they both stick to main stream weab shit.
>>342244362
>there are people ITT who are playing with the scanlines off
So this is the /v/ flavor of the month game right?
>>342244270
some fag is streaming with 180 viewers right now
"full voice acting"
>>342244362
/v/ already hates it, except the shills and devs posting in this thread but I bet you are gonna use that as your argument from now on so good for you
>>342244532
>game
kek
>>342244532
It's between this and Bastards Bonds, yeah.
im literally so fucking bored of the pointless conversations im skipping everything
>>342244474
I just wish it was only on the characters and bar
I want the HUD to be clear
>>342244532
There were other games this month?
Pick out my jukebox list for me, /v/.
I don't know what the good songs are yet.
>>342244538
Tornis is alright. He's better for games with more technical depth tho.
>>342244474
Didn't they push out a build with the scanlines broken, or was that already fixed?
>>342244589
It actually has gameplay however.
>>342244573
How the fuck does a Venezuelan afford shills anyway?
>>342244751
'good for health, bad for education' is top tier
>for a big drink don't double the karmotrine
>big beer fails unless I do
>>342244825
they don't even have to pay, it's just the /adgd/-circlejerk
>>342244918
Its fine
Donovans a man
>>342244935
>/adgd/-circlejerk
AGDG hates them for not giving keys and is considering them shills
>qt grill is streaming this with only 5 viewers
GET IN HERE
I hope that the endings are tied to something that actually happens at the end instead of having consequences from the first week affecting things. so we don't have to mash the space bar for 4 hours for each ending after the first.
>>342245194
link memefaggot
I can be a guy in this right? Not a fan of playing as a chick.
>>342245140
Isn't Venezuela IP banned from 4chan anyway?
>>342245234
twitch/f4ngy
>>342245273
It was for a while
They can post again now
Is rent due at the start or end of the day?
>>342244918
>>for a big drink don't double the karmotrine
Well I promptly forgot that.
Their livers can take it
>>342243340
Looking at the files, it seems that the Prologue is Ren'Py, and the final game is Game Maker.
>>342245412
>>342245105
no, but the drink actually fails unless I do, so I thought it was an error in the tutorial and you actually need to
>>342245273
>implying blocks like that are not easy to avoid
The few hours Russia was banned a week or so ago because of DDoS or something didn't disrupt my posting at all.
>>342242934
They will linger.
>>342245408
start. But you dont get kicked out until February
>>342238315
>slut shirt is actually in
What a slut
>Alma is literally Katherine
Weird
>>342244918
Don't double it if the karmotrine is optional.
>Johns not gay
Huh, I thought he took it up the butt
500 replies again. Make another one, you alcoholic perverts
>>342245982
>music player
How
>Donovan D Davidson is just a black expy of J Jonah Jameson from Spider-man
Why didn't I notice sooner?
NEW THREAD WHEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
I-is Jill a virgin?
>>342234987
>>342235209
kickass already has it
>>342246546
She had gf.
>>342246685
Fucking slut.
Why does my main character keep shitting on everyone's life choices? What if I got the Gawker editor mad and he never came back? Is she retarded?
>Jill keeps thinking of Rabbits in day 2
Is this a game mechanic?
I think I heard something about her getting distracted
Or is this a test to make sure Im reading?
You can torrent it now
Jill is cute.
>>342246750
She's a woman, anon. It's realistic writing because women are retarded and have no concept of tact.
Seriously though, black editor best customer. He just wants to get wrecked and shit on 'tards.
>>342246793
I didn't get that, so i'm pretty sure you need to make sure she isn't distracted.
Just started playing and I'm already about to get BLACKED
>>342246793
You're distracted because you didn't buy something personal the game said you wanted.
I'm gonna marry Stella!
>>342247081
I brought the game poster, it was cheap
>>342247169
The message should change to something like "Jill bought whatever and can concentrate on work tomorrow".
Jill sounds like such an annoying cunt
>press l by mistake
>>342247875
>>342248193
But your opinion is objectively wrong while mine is correct.
>>342248058
i, l, p, and o do stuff. Haven't found anything else.
