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> you never play a stargate game
> you will never go through the stargate to a new world
> you will never try to learn about the world, its inhabitants and search for technology.
> You will never discover new gate addresses.
> you will never meet the Asgard
> you will never fight off the Goa'uld, replicators, Ori, Wraiths.
> you will never participate in space battles
> will never travel to atlantis
Why? Why are the only games released for it shit or cancelled all together?
All I want is an X-com clone with some diplomacy.
Is that so much to ask after the success of EU?
>>284019731
Because Stargate is shit. It's a low budget TV meme and will never be nothing more. Would rather watch Danny Phantom on rerun for 24 hours then sit through a full season of the pile of shit known as Stargate.
>>284019849
That would actually be amazing, fuck.
>>284019870
okay.
Is it just me or is it obvious that maybe, just maybe, Japanese game developers like Shigeru Miyamoto, who are respected and admired for the crazy zany imaginative worlds they craft (Katamari Damacy, Sudo 51, etc.) are closet fans of magic mushrooms?
Dude grew up in Japanese countryside.
Explored forests and caves as a child.
Mushrooms are abundant and hunting them is very popular.
He's an avid gardener.
And then you look at a game like Yoshi's Island, and a level containing enemies that cause you to experience sonically, sensorially, and visually the effects of LSD.
tl;dr Japanese game developers eat shrooms.
Drug culture in general is pretty much non-existent in Japan.
I know you'd like to think your Japanese devs are constantly off their tits while they design their games, but chances of this are unlikely. A combination of American propaganda post WW2 and Japanese mentality of how drugs affect your life, job, family etc caused them to just not ever experiment with it.
>haha that's not a thing that happens in real life! haha! the creators must have been SUUUUUUUPER high! haha!
I can't be the only person who wishes all stoners were dead.
>>284010794
Y'know i just realized i have never seen a japanese stoner.
>FOL TWENTERU BURAZE IT!
>SMOKERU WEED EVULY DAY
What was the last game you played that made you feel like pic related?
Evolve
beseige
Tell me some games that have agendas in them. Hidden agendas, blatant agendas, I don't mind. I'm just interested.
And are these messages the whole point of said game, or just part of the background fluff?
https://ladygeekgirl.wordpress.com/2015/02/08/nintendo-has-to-do-better-with-race/
>>284021190
Holy shit, that article almost triggered me.
I'm glad it had a trigger warning.
>>284021190
>fat people will die well before you will
This game is objectively purepazaak
musha shaka paka
Few know the echani form by reflex
>tfw you'll never go to see Twi'lek dancers waggle their head tails at a shady cantina.
whats her name /v/?
No game will ever tell a story in quite the same abstract kind of way, and that's a bit sad.
Drive Club.
mages were op as fuck but still a fun game
Why haven't you played Fate/stay night? Don't you want to know more about this beautiful woman? Don't worry, she doesn't bite...much.
Because it's not 2005 anymore
>>284008701
It's never too late.
>>284008585
You don't "play" Stay Night anon. You can play Unlimited Codes and Extra but you don't play Stay Night
http://nintendoeverything.com/miyamoto-on-dev-time-spin-off-games-for-major-franchises-plenty-of-wii-u-games-next-year/
>In this way, we are preparing to expand on our characters while also increasing the number of software we output and allowing our customers to have their next experiences in certain franchises without waiting three years.
>We are also working more and more with many different 3rd party companies to produce our titles [note: this seems to refer to outsourcing stuff like asset creation, cut-scenes, etc] and from this year we have begun to work with some software developers for the very first time.
So what other spin offs like Hyrule Warriors do you want to see from Nintendo in the future?
Considering the Wii U gets barely any third parties, it would be very interesting to see them keep a portfolio of games just on their IPs by getting team ups like Hyrule Warriors with other developers. Like a console just filled with only Nintendo characters.
>>284026931
Oh cool so they're going to saturate their franchises with more soul less knock off bullshit like hyrule warriors and other m
great
>>284026931
F Zero sandbox game with beat-em-up and racing portions.
Turn based RPG Zelda game.
Survival horror set in the Metroid universe, but not necessarily staring Samus.
>20 minutes into the game
>already wearing women's clothing over a few pieces of heavy armor
GOTY
Its like you don't even want twenty enchantments or something.
>>284022392
why do you faggots never post what game you're talking about?
>>284024059
you better lube your asshole, son
I just started this and I've never been more overwhelmed in my life
EXPLAIN
>>284026754
Nothing is explained
Eyes of Heaven is fucking terrible.
Why the hell won't they let Capcom make another JoJo game? Heritage for the Future is probably one of the best fighters they made.
Jojojojojojojojojojojojo
Capcom is busy with Street Fighter at the moment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqKwmfHq4iw
I always loved the SFA style
Can we all agree that Kamiya is the most based developer currently working in the industry?
call me when he actually makes a good game instead of spending all his time on twitter responding to every tweet like a spastic
>>284026641
Wonderful 101 and Bayonetta 2 were both great , although he didn't direct Bayonetta 2 just provided supervision
>>284026641
Why don't you like his games?
Why is this allowed?
>>283973705
Post more and I'll tell you.
Something something Love Live
Now, why is THIS allowed?
Post Tina
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Vito Scaletta so much, I had his game and all of the DLC
>I ate so much pasta every night, thanking Vito for what his people have brought me
>“Vito is love” I say; “Vito is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he is just jealous for my devotion to Vito
>I called him a fica
>He slaps me and sends me to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>Suddenly, I feel a warmth moving towards me
>It’s Vito
>He whispers into my ear “Mr. Salieri sends his regards.”
>He grabs me with his powerful Italian hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Vito
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Vito
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Vito
>He roars in Italian as he fills my but with his spaghetti sauce
>My dad walks in
>Vito looks him straight in the face and says “ Uh, we go way back to the old neighborhood.”
>Vito leaves through my window
>Vito is love. Vito is life.
>Mafia 2
>9 years old
why did they cut all that content out of mafia 2
>>284005931
>Release date(s)
>NA 23 August 2010
>AUS 26 August 2010
>EU 27 August 2010
>9 years old
Happy 14th birthday, you underage faggot.
Find a flaw
>>283985669
It would be faster to list what went right
>>283985669
todd howard is still alive
>>283985757
Killing the emperor
![miyamoto-cedec[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WuJkS8E.jpg "miyamoto-cedec[1]")
