Why is there no race-mixing in TES? In Skyrim there were a few Nord-Redguard couples, and a few Nord-Imperial couples, but those are both human races. Why no Khajiit-Imperial, no Argonian-Redguard, no Orc-Nord relationships?
Why do Argonians have breasts at all? Don't they lay eggs? Why do Khajiit only have two breasts?
Magic and shit.
>>316828436
A) because casual normies can't even imagine wanting to dick anything without a human face
B)because they are hist sacks so the young can earn a soul away from the marsh and the trees designed them so the other races would like them
C)because bipedal creatures can only breastfeed babies in their arms and humanoids tend to give birth to two babies at most
Mark my words, the next elderscrolls won't let you chose between nord, imperial and redguard because it's racist. Instead you'll have a colorpalett for humans.
Imagine how good this game would have been if Snake actually talked.
imagine flying a metal gear through the twin towers.
>>316828325
Paz visits would be a lot better if the didn't cut Venom's lines so I might agree with you here.
>imagine how good this game would have been with hayter instead of keifer
>imagine how good this game would have been if miller wasn't terminally butthurt throughout the game
>imagine how good this game would have been if children were killable
>imagine how good this game would have been if chico was actually quiet all along
>imagine how good this game would have been if you could have piloted the battle mech from mother...
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Is this shit gonna come with online battling and trading? Because if not, its a complete waste of money to even bother with.
>>316828013
I'm pretty sure it's just local wireless.
Local wireless only, sadly.
>>316828013
>online features for decade old games
Ain't gonna happen.That's why we have gen 4 and beyond for that
Is Disgaea 5 any good?
All the PCock shitposting for a 15 year old game made me feel like I'm missing out on something.
Is Disgaea 5 any good or is it just a generic turn based animu JRPG? The only turn based JRPG I've ever liked was Final Fantasy III
Have you ever played any Disgaea? If so you've played Disgaea 5. It's generic as fuck, but I like playing it.
>>316827968
You can play any of the Disgaea games in any order. You play the games for the waifu characters you can recruit/play as. The first game has a different art style from the rest of the series because it was the first game. The second game onwards the series becomes more anime-fied.
If you played/liked Final Fantasy Tactics/War of the Lions. You may like Disgaea.
It's good, dood
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Can this pirate games?pic unrelated
>>316827865
dude.... anything can pirate games.
However.. playing the game is a different story.
>>316828036
Well can it?
>Intel Integrated graphics.
You'll have framerate issues even playing on the lowest settings on games from 2007 and up unless they're 2D.
How many of you queers are paying $60 for a game without a campaign?
I am
Stay mad
>>316827697
Of all the shitty things ea is doing to the videogame
Muliplayer only isn't really something to be complaining about
I'd rather games focus on one or the other than waste dev time shoehorning in a campaign or a muliplayer
>>316827697
played the demo and was not impressed
i could already tell the huge lack of content from the beta, i tried telling my friends but they literally would NOT listen and thought it looked cool and tried assuring me that "it will have more content when its released" i doubt it
my main argument is the lack of content, plain and simple anybody who played the beta could see that
on top of that, i hear they already have 50 dollar DLC just to add a few maps?
yeah nah, fuck this game...
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What games do you play with your dad?
I've never met my father. I think he's in Florida or something. I never bothered to ask my mom what his name is.
I burned both my father and mother. I also burned my little brother.
They all rest in peace.
Cribbage and that's about it- he hates the vidya
Can we all agree that even though MGSV is an incredible disappointment, it's still a much better game than pic related?
>>316827496
You're so predictable gypsy, it's kind of pathetic desu senpai.
Nope.
>>316827719
>>316827756
neo-/v/, pls, can story>gameplay meme finally die?
>Remake never
Puyo Puyo games.
No, not the only Kirby's or the Robotnik's one, but the entire franchise. There's more of it than you might think.
>mfw there are more Puyo Puyo games exclusive to Japan than the ones that were localized
>mfw pic related will never ever be localized
>mfw pic related has a translation patch being planned but the last notice from it was 2012
I would prefer the Wii version one, but still. I dunno if /v/ ever played know about the series, though.
>>316829497
>Puyo Puyo
>Obscure
>>316829497
*or
>>316829759
Wait, It isn't? I thought it was?
OH FUCK
IT'S HAPPENING
>>316827456
Not slanted and blurry enough, obviously fake
God damn why don't people care they're charging about $50 for all the DLC and now there is more on the way?
>>316827456
>picture not at least tilted 45 degrees
>not taken by a person with Parkinson's
0/10, OP, you won't get anybody with this.
Why is this game so hated?
Shitty implementation of motion controls
Only three real areas which are endlessly repeated
Fi is the most annoying companion in any Zelda game
>>316827361
cause /v/ hatesfun
-Backtrackng
-Massive boring desert
-Fi being more annoying than Navi
-Shit enemy design
and many more
Okay guys, fiance just messaged me that her family has bought a new laptop. She's been asking me if I could recommend her any games that she could install on it, the trouble is that she is not too tech savvy, and it would be a pain in the ass explaining to her how she can find out the laptop specs, so I wanna stick to older games.
I know she is quite fond of PS1 games, so am thinking of recommending her some emulators and Crash Bandicoot, my childhood game. I also am aware for her love for arcade games such as Street Fighter.
I am just curious, besides those,...
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u can install a emu
>>316828406
Ok thnx :^)
>>316827018
>arcade games such as Street Fighter.
Download Fightcade and some fighter roms.
Are you going to main the bunny goddess?
Gross
She looks way better in the Manga
>>316826763
I mained ur mum last nite m8y
Reminder to not buy this censored shit.
If you want to play the game emulate the ps2 version.
>>316826007
I want to fuck Jessica
Anyway, i will get DQVIII cause i need some JRPG
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>>316826180
I want to be Jessica
W-we still have Persona 5, r-right guys? Those bad PC players aren't going to steal our game, right?
Only On Playstationâ„¢, right?
The tears would be amazing. I'd also sell my PS4.
>game being on more than one platform is a bad thing
>not good that it means the series will be getting more exposure and sales overall than limiting it to one system
I want this to end. Why would you actively not want other people to enjoy things?
>>316825792
Whose got the pic when Nintoddlers thought Persona 5 was "obviously" gonna be a WiiU exclusive?