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ITT: Times /v/ tricked you into playing bad games
>/v/ tells me Spec Ops The Line is a serious deconstruction of war games that tells an interesting story about war
>The main character is played by Nolan North
Into the trash it goes. If you want me to take your shitty deconstructionist war game seriously, hire a real actor next time.
/v/ tricked me into buying FFX.
The thing is, they knew it was bad, but they waited 'til after I bought it to actually say that.
>>330414150
here is your (You)
>>330414150
>>330414281
>mfw we tricked these faggots into playing bad games
WE DID IT REDDIT!
>WE DID IT REDDIT!
WE DID IT REDDIT!
>WE DID IT REDDIT!
WE DID IT REDDIT!
>WE DID IT REDDIT!
Is the shilling real or is it just false-flagging?
You don't actually buy Ubisoft games, do you?
Nope, but I do pirate them, and this one was fairly fun
>>330414069
Is there a point in pirating this? It's basically a barebones MMO.
Does the physical PC version come with multiple DVDs with the full game on them, or is it just a uplay download code?
Good night, /v/. Did you play any cool videogames today?
>>330413978
I played Gigantic, having a lot of fun with it, what about you anon?
Yeah, I found my old Pokemon Platinum and started over. Also, good night.
>>330413978
No. I was browsing /v/ instead.
Your village misses you anon, why don't you visit anymore?
>>330412941
Because instead of any decent waifus, I had like 12 fucking chickens with the sassy attitude.
>>330412941
why would i
its only good for like 20 minutes of entertainment a day
Because I don't miss them
Somebody just said this was their favorite Final Fantasy game.
Implying there is a right choice for a favorite gook anime adventure.
Early Final Fantasy games (2D) weren't anime, they were just boring turds people played with cuz there wasn't anything better on consoles.
got it
>>330413612
We need to make fun of them.
It's REALLY fun.
Nah it's pretty trash
>>330412863
Why?
>>330412932
The most generic TPS ever with tacked-on MMO mechanics
Bosses are shitty bullet sponges that act the same as regular enemies
Guns feel like ass
Going to have $100+ in DLC
Always online
Take your pick
is the AWP the most skillful gun in video game history?
you're free to believe that but don't act surprised when people aren't taking you seriously
wihout googling, what does awp stand for?
>>330412842
Arctic Warfare Police
Final Fantasy VII really might be the greatest game ever made
I just beat it. I've never played a game this good. Not even approaching this good. Not even REMOTELY approaching this good.
Like everything was just.... Every moment, every payoff, the artistic direction, the sheer effort, the sheer volume of materia and gameplay options, the pacing, the fun, the characters, the stakes
It was just absolutely perfect, have any of you played it recently? It's way WAY better than I expected from its reputation around here
It's one of the handful of games that will ruin all other games for you, be careful
>>330412134
What are the others?
>>330412369
RE4, Nier, Kingdom Hearts (not final mix, original), STALKER series, Demon's Souls, and a couple others
By their powers combined you will become jaded and realize how terrible games have become
What should I play while waiting for my pain meds to kick in and knock me out /v/?
>loli
>>330411020
BDO, complete your set of overhyped disappointing MMOs.
>>330411106
Yes and?
>>330411113
Meant from current list
It sounds fun to try and program games in assembly, starting out with extremely simple stuff working pixel-by-pixel, but I suspect the hard part of it will be getting the code to interact with the OS. Just creating a process and a window sounds like a nightmare.
How hard is it really, and is there anything that can make it easier?
>>330410456
Learning how assembly works is cool, but I have a feeling you've fallen into a common trap of trying to make a video-game using the lowest-level technology you can find.
Is the project to have fun hacking with assembly or to make a video game?
I frankly don't see why you'd start learning to program that way, but interaction with the OS will be the easy part since you're using the API it provides to interact with it
Look at MASM and any documentation on the Win32 API if you want to write assembly programs on Windows
>>330410727
To have fun with assembly.
I'd never try to make a big game with assembly until I understand a huge amount of low level code and can start to make my own levels of abstraction.
>>330410778
I have no idea what an API is.
All I know is that apparently FASM is better than MASM but that can hardly be called "know" since that's just the opinions of people on the internet.
I'M GONNA DO IT, STOP ME YOU FUCKS.
pro tip:You probably can
>>330410441
>uplay
you're already a shitter. go ahead
>>330410441
You can get some really bad diseases from playing with poop.
>>330410441
Nine says you dont burn 70 bucks.
I'm not the only one who actually liked Super Paper Mario, am I?
>>330410250
I liked it before it was the gateway that led to what Paper Mario is today.
You're not alone.
It's more fun to watch than play once you get to Chapter 4 until chapter 6-2. Which is kind of sad. It gets better again though.
What will he say to Alex after defeating him?
>>330410241
You're a dead guy
>>330410241
>Wrestling is just like God..fake.
Something along those lines, maybe something more edgy.
>>330410241
>Stop tearing off your shirt, there are starving children in Africa.
You people will argue over anything .
>>330409883
Only rayman can check this 5.
I liked Rayman Origins enough to get the platinum trophy on PS3 AND Vita.
Never played DK because it's on lolNintendo consoles.
Rayman Origins looks like shit on the Wii, it's like watching a badly compressed 240p video on youtube.
Alright /v/ I've got four games here for you.
>amazing 2 hour game
>great 10 hour game
>average 50 hour game
>mediocre 100 hour game
Which one would you want to play the most and why?
depends on the price. I wouldn't pay 20 dollars for 2 hours of GOTYAY. Would probably go for 10 hour game the most.
>>330408924
Great 10 hour game. Enough fun content that I'll feel like I got my money's worth, especially if it's great enough that I'll want to play it again and again.
>Amazing
>2 hours
Doesn't exist
