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How much lore rape can we expect from the inevitable sequel to Fuck Tolkien: The Game?
Also what's some LotR vidya that's actually good /v/?
You wouldn't believe how much they raped the lore in this game, but what do you expect when you've got people who don't read, let alone get, Tolkien working on this crap.
>The Eagles are depicted as animals no smarter than horses and live to serve you as your taxis and packmules in spite of being a fiercely independent and sapient race in the books.
>Dwarves are reduced to low-brow comedy relief and do nothing but make references to alcohol and Dwarf Fortress. Also, there's a dwarf that goes streaking.
>Elves all wear skimpy bikinis and fight with katanas.
>Anybody can be a wizard now.
>Barrow-Wights are literally hobbit zombies that moan "braaaains"
>Gollum's uncle is in the game and he's just Gollum's model with a cheesy mustache and an obsession for little girls instead of the Ring.
>Hagrid makes a cameo in this game. he just says "You dun it nao, Ranja" and attacks you.
>>332563778
First one already raped and shat over Tolkien's corpse. It's difficult to do worse
>>332564067
Are all of those points from Shadow of Mordor?
how shit is he?
>>332563478
he is okay, at least he didnt lose any moves like I thought he would, gives me hope for urien.
https://mobile.twitter.com/hameko/status/715270733169950720
>>332563478
Floe thinks he's fairly good, like most of the cast.
I think the odds are fair.
Two, on two?
>>332561883
>SHEVA
>SHEVA
>SHEVA
>HURRY
>SHEVA
>SHEVA
>HURRY
>tfw no complete global saturation
Glad you could bake it, Uther
I just realized he looks like obi wan
>>332561569
As if aye could forget matey
>>332562640
Are you calling Lucas a hack?
I tried asking on /tv/ but that board is empty
Can anyone suggest movies that are kinda like GTA? and don't say The Godfather.
Scarface.
GTA has always been a video game ripoff if scarface. Societal outcast tries to get through life by way of crime, but when things get too big, he gets betrayed by those he trusted the most.
Grove Street. Home. At least it used to be, back before things got messed up.
>>332560485
fucker you fucked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPfMATdVN-w
BUT FIRST
>>332559480
>four hundred and sixteen years
PUs
>>332559480
Speed runners hate him
Yo V, I forgot what this game was called but basically,
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You're stuck on an island with all you're classmates and you need to kill them in order to survive. You get various weapons throughout the game.
PIC UNRELATED
I don't mean danganronpa series.
OP Here, and I need help finding the game again
It's called lord of the flies and it was a book not a game
Battle Royale
meanwhile, in Black Desert Online$USD25
>>332556251
>you have to pay to play, AND pay to win
>>332556251
The staff graphics are laughable compared to the character what the hell
>>332556251
Looks like a nice waifu sim at least.
>game forces you to commit genocide
>game later tries to make you feel bad for it
>game tries to make you feel
You could have turned off the console when the guy who gives you your objectives told you to :)
>>332554449
>game tries
You, with a woman? You can't even catch a ball!
Oh, what's the matter? Gonna cry again? Cry, cry. That's the only thing you're good for!
Literally sex incarnate.
Yeah Jecht was a pretty awful father.
>>332554373
>He fucked Tidus' mom so good she was in a ahegao stupor all the time
So what was the general reaction towards Corrin both in the West as well as Nippon? What's the general opinion on him now?
It seemed to be mostly negative, especially compared to Bayonetta, but that might be a case of /v/ being a vocal minority.
>>332553242
>oh boy, another FE character
>>332553242
>Another fucking FE character
>From a game that hasn't been released
>That ended up being awful
>Even Samurai didn't want him but was pressured into it.
A legitimate waste of a slot
>>332553242
Wasn't expecting him since we had a lot of FE already, but was tempted to vote for him just for fun, even if he would have just been a Marth clone.
OMG GUIZ HOW DO U GETZ RECONZ????
>>332551842
the fun way, doing the vidmasters with friends.
GUIZ PLS I KEEP CALLING BUNGIE BUT I CANT GET IT
>>332551842
byfucking off with your ancient references
>Game forces you to hard reset after credits roll
>>332551669
>It's a Horsefucker thread
>Kingdom Hearts
>>332551669
>obtain an upgrade for your main weapon at the final boss
>can't save afterwards
Ever doxxed anyone or got into an online argument
>Kid calls me a faggot in CSGO
>mfw I find his facebook,Youtube,twitter,instagram and also find his IRL friend's social media
>mfw I find his phone number and address
>mfw he was 13 and spouting memes and telling me to kill myself
>mfw I'm not going to do anything with this information but sit and watch his life unfold
Curse him!
>fifteen years ago.
>Probably playing Starcraft or 1.6 whatever
>Some kid calls me a retard, I call him a retard
>Arguement over
The internet now is great because I can find his facebook and slaughter his whole family
>>332551701
2016 is a great year
I played every Metroid and a lot of Metroidvanias. Like:
>Castlevanias
>Guacamelee
>Shadow Complex
>Valdis Story
>Axiom Verge
>Cave Story
try waking mars
psuedo metroidvania, never seen another game pull off the same vibe of "exploring a living, breathing alien world" with the same level of wonder as metroid before.
You mean looks like that graphically or do you want more Metroidvanias?
>>332550818
what a shit game
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