Why the hell does Peach even love Mario?
>mute
>3 feet tall
>retarded face
>spastic as fuck
I get that he saves her regularly, but how does that warrant love? Do you kiss cops whenever they help you out?
answer's in the overalls
>>344429732
cause he's the strongest fucker in the mushroom kingdom
there's a reason he's the first called when shit goes down
What's that blue thing on his cheek?
What is the absolute best Harry Potter game?
>>344429525
Not even a questionIt's probably shit now that I'm an adult
Was the GBA the one with the nice RPG?
>>344430036
It was GBC.
Both Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone and Chamber of Secrets were really nice.
DOOONKEY KOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
I am gonna play through DKC returns.
What am I in for?
>>344430393
If you're playing it on Wii, shit controls.
If on 3DS, shit framerate.
>>344430393
A fantastic game.
I'm not sure which game is harder - Tropical Freeze or Returns.
Why does Nintendo continue to make games marketed for children when their fanbase is composed of 17-30 year olds with disposable incomes?
Because Japan treats consoles as toys.
>>344429073
consoles are toys
deal with it
>>344429073
Because they've got self-respect. They do what they want to do, not desperately chance after the easy money.
>b-but casuals
Nintendo went after casuals back when no-one thought casuals existed.
is it good?
>>344429052
no and magic isnt real
>>344429052
yes
If only the artists could draw normal fucking faces. I get the weird expressions are intentional, but it's just so ugly.
So, apparently, Valve got their shit together again:
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=22797
Honestly, if they do indeed fix the new casual gamemode so you can pick which map to play, this'll be the greatest update the game has received yet. We got a very decent matchmaking system, a gamemode out of beta, three new maps, tons of balance changes, a new comic and a lot of small things, like the new HUDs.
Heck, they even announced new weapons are incoming along with a huge rework of 2 classes.
Seems like valve is back on track again.Did they really had to increase the spy's speed?
I'm happy to see this. Casual felt way too much like a competitive mode. It's good to know Valve is at least listening a little bit.
Dead game.
>>344389409
>le tf2 is ded meme
>kill someone in a FPS
>a bunch of numbers show up
This scene is so much better as a gif. His voice ruins the whole thing.
>kill someone in an FPS
>a bunch of tax forms show up
>>344428824
hate it when this happens
Found this in my friend's basement, his uncle used to work for nintendo. Any idea what this is? Google didn't come up with anything.
IT'S FUCKING HAUN
>>344428347
wut
>Interactive TV 6 games
Could be some kind of chinese knockoff? I can't find anything on this thing. Either it's a crappy unlicenced cart that never got documented by anyone, or it's a rare dev cart that never got documented.
In any case, go post that on Assembler. They would be able to help.
Why am I not allowed to smoke in a game where I can kill, steal and inject other drugs?
The only games I can think of where you can smoke are Vanquish and Metal Gear Solid.
>>344427569
You can also smoke in Do Sex.
you can smoke in some games
Explain to me why she isn't op.
Any solid counters?
>inb4 "don't shoot her shields" we know she kills us while her shield is up without shooting them
>>344426367
People always seem to forget that headshots exist in this game.
shut up hbitch
>>344426465
You can't headshot a shield.
Does anyone still play this on PS3? Who is gonna get it on steam?UNIEL thread
It's unbalanced as fuck, there are only like 3 characters worth playing
>>344426354
How to get gud with Yuzu?
>>344426354
I'm playing it on the PS3.
Someone rank battle me.
What the fuck is going on here?
>taking screenshot of Twitch from 2001
>>344425897
You're being a faggot for one. That's the problem with you being raised by a single mother. You see her getting railed by black cocks and then you decide to get railed by black cocks.
>>344426075
I was raised by a single dad, you prick.
After Bethesda release Skyrim: ENB version, where do you think the next proper game will take place?
I'd guess Hammerfell.
>It's large, only a bit of the north east coast was covered in daggerfall.
>shout system can be carried over in the form of the Redguards anime sword abilities
>Mentioned a lot in skyrim, possibly introducing it more to the casual players
>Storyline wise it's in an interesting position, independent, outside the empire, kicked the Thalmor out of southern Hammerfell almost entirely by themselves (just one trapped empire legion helped).
>Politically divided with multiple power struggles, obvious side story/quest lines potential.
it doesnt matter. even if they chose a more exotic place to have it set, they'll come up with some bullshit as to why it needs to look exactly like medevil urop again just like in oblivion. beth has no direction anymore.
>>344427464
Part of the problem is that they have zero competition.
No other franchise right now does what the TES series does in terms of the open world/RPG/sandbox hybrid. Nothing comes close. Even witcher is a totally different kind of game other than the whole fantasy medieval thing.
Bethesda can be lazy because they know it's gonna sell.
ITT: Games that /v/ were adamant about them being garbage, but they're actually alright.
but the game only gets alright after lv60
>>344426027
Naw, I'm liking it enough at 39 right now. I never tried it out until recently with my bro and I went in expecting to hate it after all the horror stories I've read about it. But it's alright, it's an alternative to D3 which I'm sick and tired of for sure.
>>344425789
I agree that it's alright, but nothing more
Anybody else agree that the Genesis had the best video game music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5g-QHq925o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leHyfjTtypk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMjrbrSOn3I
I think one major reason I play the Etrian Odyssey series is because Yuzo Koshiro is behind the music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irATiFt6AUM&t=13
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGGGG
>>344425734
The melodies are good but why does Genesis music sound so weak and tinny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mxdZz7tGhI