I've played every game in the series. Let's see how I do without looking anything up since the release of 5.
China, Russia and US form an illuminati group called the philosophers after WWI. WWII happens and relations are strained and the philosophers legacy (loads o money) is lost. Boss and her team fight in WWII for the US. Boss defects to Russia and steals two nukes. Naked Snake was sent to Russia to extract a US doctor from Russian captors and in doing so uncovers the Boss' defection. She attempts to kill Snake and escapes while one of the nukes is detonated. Snake is sent back to Russia after recovering with a mission to kill The Boss, his mentor. Snake is successful in neutralizing Shaladhaska, an experimental tank capable of firing nukes from any location, and killed the Boss. Snake learns that the Boss was never a traitor but really a double agent for the US. Her mission was to die by Snakes hands to absolve the US of involvement and give them deniability. A true patriot. Snake is given the title of Big Boss but loses his trust in governments.
Big Boss forms an off-shore base called Outer Haven and also forms the Military sans Frontiers - an army without a nation. A mercenary group who fight for nations who need their help. They are contacted by Hot Coldman who sounds russian, but seems to work for a South American goverment that needs the MSFs help. Big Boss finds an AI pod with The Boss' brain patterns and after being double crossed by some dumb bitch, the mammal pod (no idea why it was called that) sacrifices itself to maintain peace. Blah blah something something accordance with Boss' will.
Cont..
Part 2
Big Boss is caught in an explosion after a fake inspection which was really an attack on the MSF base. Big Boss is put into a coma and awakes 9 years later. While he was out, 3 clones of him were created. Big Boss wakes up and creates Diamond Dogs from the MSFs ashes and builds a new Mother Base. Yada yada skullface yada yada child psycho mantis. I honestly had no idea what the story for this game was. At the end you aren't Big Boss but his best medic who was hypnotized to think he's Big Boss because I don't know. Now Big Boss is evil ok? I don't fucking get it.
Big Bosses clones are now older. One is sent on a mission to Outer Heaven to steal plans for their synthetic oil the world desperately needs (retconned) and finds out his dispatcher, Big Boss, is really the leader of Outer Heaven so you gotta kill him. Couple years later repeat this in Zanzibar land.
Cont...
>>333798503
>Shaladhaska
Shagohod m8.
Shalashaska is Ocelot.
Part 3
Snake retires after all the good work, but has to come out of retirement when a terrorist cell called the "Sons of Big Boss" infiltrate a facility called Shadow Moses for unknown reasons. Turns out there is a revolutionary new weapon being built there. Metal gear. Snake also learns he is a clone of Big Boss, but is able to defeat the terrorist cell and defeat an operational Metal Gear. Snake and Otacon form Philanthropy and do freelance peace work worldwide. Philanthropy gets wind of a new Metal Gear being developed by the US Navy called Ray. In the ensuing chaos there is a huge oil spill as the tanker they are on is sunk and Ray escapes. Enter: Raiden. Raiden is a new recruit and still wet behind the ears. He is sent to Big Shell, the facility built to contain and clean up the spill to confront a new terrorist organization that has taken over Big Shell. Raiden defeats the terrorists, but learns that Big Shell is a weapon itself. A giant robot that is capable of total social control. It's purpose was to pacify the masses through media and to subtly implant ideas in the public minds or something. Also another clone of Big Boss is now the US president and Raiden fights him and kills him because reasons. I don't remember. Arsenal Gear is destroyed and Raiden fucks off to his girlfriend.
Cont...
Remember the first game you've ever played?
What's her name /v/?
>>333798408
street fighter 2
Pokemon Red.
>>333798408
skyrim
What's the scariest video game related thing that happened to you?
>tfw i was there for that thread
>>333798570
What thread? What happened?
>>333798608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLxJS8k9pHs
Summary in the form of a fun video!
Who /still using Windows 7/ here?
>>333798332
you'd have to be retarded or a tech dinosaur to """""upgrade""""" to windows 10
>>333798425
>you'd have to be retarded or a tech dinosaur to """""upgrade""""" to windows 10
But what about DX12?
>>333798640
It's not worth the spyware
Games that shouldn't of been as good as they were.
Is it really good? Thinking about getting it but already waiting for DaS3 fuck
>shouldn't of
>>333798392
It's pretty fun, I expected nothing and got a pretty pleasant sandbox experience.
Looks like the NX will be getting several Wii U ports so no BC.
Might as well call it the Wiimake. Can't wait for this travesty of a console to be announced. This E3 will be the tits.
It's a handheld, so of course it won't be BC with a home console
>>333798276
Its not a fucking handheld you fucking tard. Everyone knows this.
They already announced the new dragonquest for NX.
>>333798143
I'm gonna call it right now. The 4 that are coming to NX are going to be Smash 4, 3D World, Zelda U, and I want to say Mario Kart 8.
How do normal people comprehend the concept of lets plays?
>>333797628
I admit, I used to like him, but now he is full-blown juvenile
>>333797628
I doubt there's a psychological divide, outside of maybe raising an eyebrow after seeing something like a shit ton of parts (40ish) and questioning what the person does with all their time I imagine most people who hear the concept just see it as someone recording gameplay much the way you'd see the games advertised on some game review show that used to be on TV.
>>333797896
How old do you really think his main audience is?
What's your favorite Pokemon /v/?
Feraligatr
Not joking, though. You just happened to post it
Scrafty of course
TYRANTUM
>Sonyggers and pcucks btfo
Why haven't you got your Xbox One, /v/?
>>333797553
>Why haven't you got your Xbox One, /v/?
It's a big console.
>>333797553
that games is comming out on pc.. so why should I get a xbox?
To think people lose their time editing this shit just to shitpost
truly a /v/irgin
>5/5 gameplay, 1/5 story and atmosphere
or
>4/5 gameplay, 5/5 story and atmosphere
Second option, not close
>>333797360
1 for multi
2 for single
The latter you fag
Good idea, or needs some improvement?
>>333797278
I refuse to participate in the abomination that is Miitomo.
The My Nintendo rewards so far are not encouraging. I either already have or don't want most of the games. Also, I can get new retail games physically for 20% off from Best Buy or Amazon, so the discount rewards don't really mean much to me.
come back next month when they put out new rewards
if they're still shit then it's shit
They need to add a lot more games, DLC, and themes as rewards even if they're not exclusive just to pad things out and give people options.
The discount coupons will always be shit unless the game is digital only or if it's 30% or more off a game on day 1.
Gold coins are a pain to get with being eShop purchases only, has to be $5 or higher (not including tax), and does not include DLC. Expiring in 6 months is just stupid for gold coins.
Also, what the fuck is up with the Miitomo game tickets?
>1 ticket
>85 plat coins
>5 tickets
>450 plat coins
>10 tickets
>250 plat coins
Who the fuck would ever get anything but the 10 tickets? I mean no one would ever go for the tickets, but this pricing is idiotic.
How do you feel about byuu's efforts?
http://byuu.org/articles/emulation-4/
>If my goal were simply to create the most well-loved emulator by the largest amount of people possible, I would have had to have ceased development around bsnes v073. If my goal were to create the ideal "accurate but still usable" emulator, I'd have to stop development today.
>But that's a sad end. There is so much more to do ... and there always will be. The lack of popularity of something shouldn't mean that it never gets preserved. You and I may not have much interest in the Voicer-Kun, but I've had Japanese people reach out to me and ask me about it. And I do want to emulate it, as well as everything else I've talked about.
>And so, going forward, my intention is to drop the balanced and performance SNES cores from higan entirely. They are a dead end representing the past. The old versions will remain available, and hopefully we can keep them in a maintenance mode as a separate project to keep them alive. But that'll be highly dependent upon my free time and energy levels, which have been steadily dropping over the past few years.
>Most of the value of these cores have been eroded anyway through the countless forks of bsnes that have sought to stall bsnes at past points that were more favorable to end users by being faster and easier to use.
>Thus, the future of higan looks bleak. The project is likely to become increasingly unpopular, slower, and more difficult to use in the name of progress.
I bet you dipshits just use yuh muh ZSNES and don't even appreciate what byuu does for the future.
>>333797141
>I bet you dipshits just use yuh muh ZSNES and don't even appreciate what byuu does for the future.+ 0 post omitted.
there's no snes on that list anyway
>>333799228
Autism?
>>333799228
super famicom and snes are compatible both ways...
Is there a video game character that can beat Ditto? I'm not talking about any old Ditto, I'm talking about Choice Scarf Imposter Ditto with full HP investment.
>>333797110
Here's a song for ditto:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK82EmKzXEk
>>333797110
focus sash gengar
Blissey with Seismic Toss and Softboiled.
Or like any defensive pokemon.
By extension any video game character capable of healing.
what went right?
Literally hundreds of quality games
Easy to pirate
GBA backwards compatibility helped
>>333796787
Will you please recommend me for Nintendo DS games?
please I want to play with the following requirements.
games without magic, without references to magic.
games without references to devils
games without inappropriate content
Games rated E for Everyone by the ESRB
and politically correct games
>>333797352
mario
Baldur's Gate Trilogy, or Baldur's Gate Tutu?
>>333796785
Tutu because I like the games being kept separate.
So I'm playing 1 and have just reached Baldur's Gate, but I'm not really feeling it. The story isn't compelling and the companions have zero character.
Are those two points improved upon in 2? Should I power through 1 to get to 2, or even abandon 1 and skip to 2? Or should I just not bother with either at the point?
>>333797225
2 is one of the best rpgs ever.
1 is great, but you don't need to play it to appreciate or understand 2