Dark Souls 3 is a bullet hell
prove me wrong.
Pro tip:You can't.
>>335843735
fake and gay
You misspelled Dark Souls 2
>>335843735
This makes for a great phone wallpaper
post failures and successes.
Fuck off Todd, you ain't supposed to viral market when the game's been released for months.
my favorite from last time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMBnPJ6q9E4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWxDnR4GiYY
ITT: Characters who did NOTHING right
>Constantly whines about muh vagina
>Tries to undermine tradition for the whole game and even wants to blow up temples andkill little girlsfor no reason
>Her grand plan for a nation is to base their economy entirely around heroin
>We are supposed to support all of this
you support her to fap to her cutscenes
>>335843667
>We are supposed to support all of this
The joke is that everyone in the fucking game is an evil scumbag. I initially sided with Sabal but I killed him too.
tfw no real Pagan Min path, at least he's the one guy who was honest in his intention to help you out
>>335843667
At least she doesn't drug rape you then get you to murder your girlfriend.
Post your thoughts.If you dislike a FROM game because it wasn't hard and you fell for the Prepare to Die meme, your opinions have much less potency.
Souls games are all almost perfect except for a few glaring things that are all absent and replaced with a slew of new problems in the next game.
Censorship is irrelevant mainly because whenever anybody here brings it up it's because of tits or other unimportant bullshit.
I'm glad consoles hold back the pc because this shit is expansive enough as it is without every game being made for some rich fag with two titans.
Dead Space 3 gets too much hate. It's still a good game, and the DLC makes it maybe even great.
I don't care about it not being suvival horror. Survival horror sequels are never scary because you already know all the monsters and their behavior.
Xenoblade Chronicles on the yank eShop, you bunch of jokers.
Get it while it's still hot.
>>335843086
what the fuck is that last one?
>>335843086
Fucking americans
>Compatible with the gamepad
Neat
name a single boss fight in dark souls 3 that isnt:
1) a meme boss fight
2) a big guy with sword(s)
protipyou cannot, family member
i sure hope that the rumours about this being the last souls game is true because it's pretty obvious that they're out of ideas alreayd
>>335843076
Nameless King uses a spear.
What the fuck is a meme boss fight?
What does that even mean?
>>335843339
Since we're on /v/, meme just means something you don't like.
>tfw You will never play MGSV while Kojima looks at you from behind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tSKrQmQoYM&feature=youtu.be
That feeling when i would never tell him how dissapointed i was and how he ruined my childhood by ruinning my favorite series.
He only hears applauses from the cucks whose first mgs was v.
>>335843228
>le MGSV was bad meme
Oh I'm so sorry the game wasn't 4 hours long with 10 hours of shit cutscenes like MGS4. In pure gameplay terms MGSV is far and away the best MGS
and fuck you my first game was MGS1 back in 98
Saints Row Five announcement WHEN?
>it's 3 years since the last Volition game
>>335842920
With that weird distribution deal they have with Square Enix, one has to wonder if the core developers are even still around.
>>335842920
THQ went bankrupt and is no longer a thing
>>335842920
fuck no.
>What is this?
A free SS13-ish game about dying horribly on a submarine.
>Where do I get it?
http://undertowgames.com/barotrauma/
>Is there a server?
If someone is kind enough to make one there will be
>Where do I get the subs?
https://mega.nz/#F!3MUDiAJb!6FxQW3qXBTmcXBmBppQCfw
>What do I do in-game?
General rundown is: Get generator running, set up the railguns, go to objective marker, kill monster/get artifact, go to endpoint. Also fix any hullbreaches and get any unwanted water out the sub during all of that.These tasks are all shared across the crew obviously, so you don’t have to (and shouldn’t) do all of it yourself.
>I’m new to this, should I take assistant?
No. The game has character skills and the assistant is objectively worst at everything. Take engie or mech.
>What are the controls?
WASD to move, E to interact, Tab to chat. Type "r;" in front of your message to talk on the radio. LMB uses most objects in your hand, some others have to be “aimed” with RMB first, like any weapon or the welder/cutter. CTRL to crouch.
>How do I set up the generator?
Set shutdown temp to 6-7k, then fission to 100% until around 2k (grid load and temp should be the same), then enable auto-adjustment and you’re basically done unless someone fucks with it. Just make sure to replace the fuel rod once it’s empty.
>How do I set up the railgun?
Set the capacitors to charge at 100% and put the shells into the loader (pick them up with E, then hit E on the loader and drag them into the boxes with your mouse). Protip: C4 (and possibly stun grenades) can be put into the shells to make them more deadly.
>How do I fire the railgun?
E on the periscope, then RMB to aim and LMB to fire.
>How do I equip a diving suit?
Unequip your current clothes, then hit E on the diving suit. Don’t forget to put in an oxygen tank
Server is up
Name: Subpar
Pass: Rage
>>335844096
Let me put the server back up
Oh shit! It's a new BGO thread by our old host Bear, and with an updated OP as of April 9 2016! If you enter our game and the host isn't me, call the host a faggot. Why are games hosted by me special you ask? Why not any anons game? Well since you asked, I paid €20 (since they only take britbong money) to unlock extra classes and hosting options, for all my best buddies on /v/ to enjoy with me when I make us a private game. Feel free to join and play, you don't even need an account or any knowledge, just read some info bellow.
Don't want to read shit? Just want to play? Game link bellow
>http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=kPeX&k=qHV
Game info
>300 spaces (150 per class)
>20 seconds per turn, hurry up nigger
>Pick 1 of 3 classes
>Dual classes unlocked turn 10, Triple turn 20
>Reinforcements 1st round
>Disarmed 1st round
>Wildcards every 10 turns
>Instant classes, expert mode unlocked, survival mode
>Enchanter is now banned - in double and triple class games
EVENT GUIDE
Adventure time - BEST OPTION. This event has the most versatile things in it, has a
dungeon crawl that even new players are able to do, and can reward unique event only
items. Pick this if you're not a retard.
>cons - everyone and their mother will recieve reflective shades making hypno
glasses worthless
Doctor Who - Good option. Comes with a puzzle and easy access to a secret area. If
you don't know how to solve the puzzle, you probably won't figure it out, so only
pick this if you are a powergamer who knows the answer to the puzzle for sweet
unique items.
>cons - only experienced players can get the most ouf of this event
Game of Thrones - WORST OPTION. Comes with almost non-existant passive depending on
the house you pick, provides almost no in game advantages, poorly designed event,
and leads to not a single unique thing.
>cons - No content, only good for reaching places you can easily achieve by other
means
Speaking of achievements, you only get them saved by having an account. Thinking of
making an account? Does OP have something to shill? Of course they do! Use my
referal code so I get shit for you getting 300 achievement points, you don't even
have to pay a dime for me to get free stuff based on what you do.
http://www.boardgame-online.com/?page=welcome&recruiter=27729
FAQ for those who do it for free and delete these threads
>Is this a video game?
Yes, despite being called board game, there is no offline version. It is exclusively online and a unique game, where many mechanics cannot be replicated offline even.
>This thread looks detailed so I'm calling it a general, why isn't it on /vg/?
This game requires someone to host and is not played constantly, so /vg/ would not be a fitting place. See risk of rain threads, another game where someone must host, and there's not really any discussion about the game itself besides when people make OC images for it. There is nothing wrong with creating a thread to be more detailed for quality's sakes.
>>335842843
What's the puzzle? :^)
New IP or just Hyrule Warriors NX?
>>335842774
Port for NX to fill in time for the new zelda.
>>335842946
probably this but with more story bits and DLC, which is worth the price
Seems like Koei Tecmo, has been really putting work lately.
would you like it if RDR2 had 3 main characters and looked like this?
>no female MC
DROPPED
I'd rather just play as the Ugly.
I would prefer a game that referenced all the big movies.
I'd love to take part in a mission where I was one of seven men protecting a town. Or if I helped a man track down a woman he wanted to kill.
Ok, so who are you rabid Soulsfags (AKA outcast highschoolers probably) trying so desperately hard to impress?
Who's going to think you're cool for beating a game? And who gives a fuck how you did it or how many tries you supposedly did it in? Who? You're really just screaming your empty achievements to the wind, you fucking pathetic children.
Low quality underage bait.
>>335842445
People base their superiority on meaningless things.
It's nothing new OP
just get good bro game is perfect and worth 100 dollars including season DLC pass
Say what should be my next game to play and why?
i envy your unfinished pile
>>335842313
you didn't finish Amnesia?
>>335842551
>u didn't finish Amnesia?
Well once i got to the middle when it got out, but I never really played it for the story. When I played I was younger and just played for the scares.
Why is there such a big overlap between WWE and Nintendo fans?
WWF
>>335842346
Get with the times, grandad. Do you still call your PS4 your 'Nintendo'?
>>335842267
Both are aimed at manchildren