I got this Wii U.
Why is it so weird compared to other Wii Us? What is wrong with it?
It's a developer unit and you know that because you're a troll
>>335922056
So it's useless?
>>335921914
>What is wrong with it?
It's in German.
Explain to me how this is considered fair?
>literally instance counter with his stupid knife after you hit him
>2 enemies ganking up on you with almost no time for a break
inb4
>git gud
>yet another fucking souls thread
>>335921817
Just run around the area until the third one pops up and they start fighting each other instead of you.
Just fucking dodge until the third one revives and attack the main one and you will win after like 2 cycles of it. they all attack each other.
AND I RAN
I RAN SO FAR AWAY
BARK AT THE MOON
LOVE MY WAY
So looks like they finally gonna announce a new one.
Whoever fixed BF4 better be on this shit from day 1.
http://www.battlefield.com/event?utm_campaign=ea_hd_ww_ic_ic_twt_battlefieldtease-042916-tw&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&cid=4760&ts=1461947403880&sf46033532=1
>>335921729
Just give me Bad Company 3 already.
Can't wait to play it in 4 years when some of the bugs are fixed.
>>335921729
>revealing it next week instead of waiting until E3
goddammit EA
Master Race coming through
>>335921675
Eh, I switched from it to the old wolf curved sword. I like not having to worry about buffing.
>>335921675
>R1-L2-R2
>the damage given
I agree.
Literally no one knows this exists and it's better than anything in the game
So been away for a few days, let's have a civil discussion on the thoughts on everyone's mind right now.
Nintendo and Mobile.
Nintendo wants to open a mobile branch, this is all and fine, and honestly expected given their target audiences, Children and Japanese teen-adult crowds, who are usually never in one place. Not to mention the current growth of the mobile industry.
The big question is: Will the effect their console/handheld game quality?
3DS is pretty level, it's a decent handheld, has some great games, and some mediocre ones. but it get third party support for those who aren' all gungho for Nintendo.
Wii-U on the other hand gets absolutely nothing. We have maybe 5-6 games that can be considered decent, none of which, a system seller. Little to no third party, and our future is one game announced in 2013 which has been delayed to hold THE ENTIRE LINEUP for 2017.
So how do mobile games come in? Lets take a look at some of Nintendo's more recent titles and announcements.
>Captain Toad
While good, is only a slightly expanded version of the minigame found in SM3Dw. Very mind numbingly simple puzzles and solutions. appeals to a casual audience
>Triforce Heroes
A dumbed down four swords with less mechanics and control then FSA, and a style fashion gimmick to rival the fame of the Kardashian mobile games.
>StarFox Guard
An okay Tower defense that got the Starfox name slapped onto it and was forced into a bundle with the actual game to raise its price.
>Metroid battle ball
A SPORTS game using metroid prime controls. SPORTS.
These kind of short and sweet games are what we're going to come to expect from nintendo from now. These are the kind of titles NX will have.
>But thats just the mobile market
Yes, but do you really think Nintendo is going to turn a blind eye to a company that makes them money? New president, new business. These newer console games will become even simpler with each one. Mario, Zelda, Pokemon, Fire emblem and AC
Discuss.
Honestly, I'm just waiting until Nintendo announces their next handheld is actually a smartphone. People have been theorizing this shit for years and I think creating games for phones now is the first step in that direction.
>>335921849
>announces their next handheld is actually a smartphone
Yeah that's a smart plan alright
>2017
>Nintendophone comes out
>sells well
>2018
>iPhone 8 or 9 or whatever comes out
>everybody abandons the Nintendophone for the new shiny phone
>Nintendo goes bankrupt
>>335921568
>Fire emblem mobile
The worst part is it won't even be a tactical game, its just going to be that face petting shit and waifu feeding on-the-go. as an app or something.
Japs literally don't care about Fire emblem as a game, its like Lord of the rings to them and how Americans only care about the peter jackson movies and not the actual Tolkien books.
holy fuck, does anybody have a more hype theme in fighting vidya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF2CbaK7fOA
contenders may apply
>>335921559
>does anybody have a more hype theme in fighting vidya?
Is that even a question?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JapDyUwAu8
hey shill I'll give you your bump, but this is too obvious
that song is obviously crap
>Not "Ooo-wah! Chunga-wunga Jago!"
Also, is there any good fan art of Orchid?
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/03/11/bethesda-fallout-movie-may-happen
Who should star in this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
Literally me
>>335921539
I want Todd Howard to make an appearance
Oh baby, downloading the evil within. Horror weekend confirmed.
Ane pro tips and tricks for first playthrough? Any meta game?
>>335921534
>meta game in singleplayer game
The memes have gone too far
It's a single player game, just fucking play it and have fun. The game isn't difficult, stop looking up shit before you get spoiled about everything.
>>335921885
Was more wondering about the best gun and how to manage fire matches.
>>335922140
You can go nuts with everything. Just sit back, immerse yourself and have fun. Get out of here.
So are we all agreed Vordt is the easiest boss in DaS3.
>Beat him first time in NG
>Beat him first time in NG+
>Just beat him firs time in NG++
I couldn't die to this guy if I tried.
>>335921475
Vordt is harder then Soul of Cinder.
Fight me.
Hes a ripoff of darkbeast paarl
>>335921560
I couldn't possibly fight a retard.
Why did they cancel this event again?
It's a manspiracy.
Because there were no women presenting
Would they cancel the presidential race if there were no women running?
>>335921454
ThatGameCompany?
Riot?
Nexon?
Fucking LionsGate?
True legends were Carmack and the Nintendo/Sega rivalry. Fucking Infinity Ward, lol. Hell, Sony was more important to videogames than Blizzard early on
What went wrong?
It tried so hard to be unique that it accidentally became an Elite Dangerous knock-off with goofy fucking colors.
No man's sky is going to be the next minecraft games you dumb fucks.
just wait
>>335921856
This.
Autists are going to have a field trip.
>The P2 is so hard anon ! That boss is gonna fuck your ass
>The P1 is just for fun, the real battle is the P2 !
Are you guys serious ? The P1 was a confusing mess, my depth perception was fucked and I missed half my attacks, it was hard to see what the boss was doing so I got hit a fair amount of times.
I died like 5 times to the P1.
Then I got to the P2 and was like "wow, now I'm REALLY fucked". And I beat him first try ? Are you milking my ballsack right now ?
Were you guys memeing me when you said this boss' P2 is hard ? Sure he hits hard but his attacks are telegraphed as shit.
I'm not even sure I'd put him in the top 3 hardest bosses, I had more trouble against Pontiff, Watchers and Dancer.
Explain yourselves my meme lovers.
Just use freelook for P1, don't even bother with lock-on and it's a cakewalk.
>>335921274
>3/15 +7 flask
go be a meme somewhere else.
>>335921274
>It's another I died in a shitty game episode
What's your Sonic name, /v/?
>>335921226
>sonic the hedgeheg
So close.
>Coldsteel the Coldsteel
>Arms the Enchilada
>finally find my old ps2 and Ratchet and Clank games
>they're all scratched up because i was a dumb kid who didnt store his disks properly
>mfw got to skid mcmarx and the disk broke....
They got remastered anyway.
Softmod your PS2 bro.
>>335921648
Remastered is shit though
has more bugs than my scratched up pieces of shit