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>Make him dig up his wife's miscarriage just so you can kill it in front of him
>Turn his wife into a grotesque monster, then kill her in front of him
>Tell him that his runaway daughter wants nothing to do with him, then fuck said daughter in a whore house
>Beat the shit out of him and then the sargent of his men
>Are the sole reason he hangs himself
Jesus Christ Geralt.
>>335910893
>Make him dig up his wife's miscarriage just so you can kill it in front of him
>not lifting the curse
Shitter
>>335910893
wait, you could fuck the daughter?
>>335910893
All the reasons Geralt is the man OP
Now that the dust has settled and the honeymoon phase is over, can we now agree that this has by far been the weakest Souls title yet? Forgettable npcs with bugged quests triggers, broken covenants, worthless variety of weapons that arent straight swords, hyperarmor is useless against bosses that can stagger you anyway, incoherent lore that is nothing but cashing in on DS1 nostalgia, weak endings that dont really serve to wrap up the franchise, and worst of all, manages to be even less innovative than Dark Souls 2 despite being helmed by Miyazaki.
I now know why Miyazaki felt unsure of himself and lacked confidence with the game, especially after he apologized to testers if DS3 felt incomplete in an interview last November. He was running out of ideas and is nothing but a glorified, one trick pony. Makes sense why they are dropping the series altogether.
No we can't go fuck your mother
>honeymoon phase
Barret poster everyone, ignore him
>>336232269
No, it's already been decided it's the best Souls game yet.
I don't get it. Why is it all orange now instead of blue? Why does the main character look like a smelly foreigner? Why is he always doing slow-motion "badass" stuff? Why is this voice trying so hard to sound edgy? And why is his hair a stupid spikey instead of combed back? Where is the awesome electronic music?
What the fuck happened to this series?
none of those things are related to the gameplay so it's not important
>>336232043
Then why change it?
>>336231971
>instead of blue
Name one good reason why Nintendo shouldn't release a 1:2 working scale model SNES that runs 1:2 scale cartridges (complete with 1:2 scale model box art).Pro-tip: You can't
the newest HD tvs dont have the video hookups for that
>>336232068
Then make it support HDMI with the TV out. The point is that it would be cute as fuck, not that it's an exact replica of the original internal hardware.
But, seriously, if Nintendo fans are willing to buy useless plastic figurines, imagine how they will feel when you can buy something that actually does shit?
Gentlemen
How do we save Nintendo from an embarrassing E3 show like last year?
>>336231628
no one cares about E3 anymore you fucking newfags
>>336231628
I am most excited about EA's sport franchises, Sony announcing Kickstarters, and ladyboners.
>save something that kills the gameindustry since 1988
What's the best gen and why it's gen 2?
cus it had 2 regions, and no autistic shit like the ones that followed
>>336231067
/thread
>Poorly designed core area
>Gutted bonus area
>New mons are mostly shit
6/10
How in the heck did his wife not notice that he's an octopus?
She did, she just thought it was so cute how hard he tried for his family; it was very endearing.
>>336230957
better question is why didn't he realize his kids aren't half octopus?
>>336230957
im not memeing here, but is that literally his wife's son and daughter?
Is this game any good?
Yes.
Nostalgia fags just get buttmad for no reason.
It's still the best PvE MMO around.
>>336230852
It's pretty shit outside of raiding.
I still enjoy raiding though.
Does /v/ love their amiibo?
it's not love until you shoot a physical manifestation of love onto them
/v/ gets triggered into an autistic fit of rage over amiibo. They get even angrier than when an e-celeb says something dumb or someone on tumblr makes a comic. It's one of those facts of life that makes no sense.
>>336231060
It makes sense if you realize that people love their vydia, if someone comes in and tells you "all those who love vydia are baf and should be modified to our needs!", would you react with a smile?
>>336230913
Well, its the least i can do because they costed a shit ton of money.
Specially since i have a backup of each one.
>There will never be a good Reboot game
>>336230664
>What is DmC
There's a board to talk about cartoons
I don't know why you feel the need to post this on /v/ when you clearly just want to talk about Reboot
>>336230664
>>336230791
>not playing the ps1 game
Buncha casuals, I swear.
guess the game
MGS 5
>>336230426
TF2?
>>336230426
MGS2
What's the general /v/ opinion on this series and Larian Studios in general?
Any anticipation for Original Sin 2? Will Borislav Slavov do a good job with the OST?
OST is god tier.
D:OS was great, Larian finally got out of mediocrity since both Dragon Commander and Divinity 2 got boring after a while.
Having some high hopes for D:OS2. Would be nice if it managed to gather a modding community this time.
>>336230247
I got kinda bored playing it solo a couple of hours in but that was before enhanced edition. CO-OP seems nice but more players would be better which i heard they are introducing in original sin 2.
>>336230247
>Having some high hopes for D:OS2
Me too, kinda, though I thought the original was disappointing in the writing department. It had neither good story nor good humor. I only briefly tried enhanced edition, but I thought the dialogue was still really overwrought.
>OST is god tier.
Shame this won't be the case anymore.
>"it was fun anon lets play again tomorrow ya?"
>Last Online: 2 million years ago
>>336230186
Something on your mind champ?
Pretty sure Steam didn't exist 2 million years ago
>>336230283
oh ya think? really....
This guy has litteraly infinite stamina
i give up
Try a bow in his second phase. It makes it SO much easier if you can't get the timing right on his swings since he only does his attacks that cover ground and those are generally easy to avoid. I killed him with about 40 standard Arrows with a +5 Dragonrider Bow and 40 STR on NG+, so he shouldn't be too much harder on NG.
>complaining about the slowest, most telegraphed boss in the game
Try hitting the dodge button
I'm still up to doing a STR heavy guy run. But 1 dex and 1 magic run and only died 3 times for this guy.
All you need is to dodge. Stamina is important. I stopped dying for him when i lowered my encumberance so after i dodged i had a little stamina to hit him.
Holy shit.
Post astonishing 4th Wall breaks.
>inb4 undermeme
