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>be kid
>get awesome tiger handheld system so I can take Castlevania on the go
>gaming has changed forever!
>Nintendo releases Gameboy
>holy fucking shit its an NES on the go!
>gaming has changed forever!
>Nintendo announces new handheld console, cant wait!
>its called pocket gameboy
>okay...... its smaller.....wish I had something new
>Nintendo announces gameboys with different colors and shit
>still waiting on something new
>Nintendo says its time for change and I am ready
>Gameboy color comes out
>okay..so now it has color....
>years go by and Nintendo announces the Gameboy Advanced
>holy shit 32bits on the go, plus I can use my old games too, this is the future!
>still wish I could play in the dark
>Nintendo releases Gameboy Advanced SP
>sweet now it has a light, should have came with one in the first place but thats okay
>Nintendo announces next thing
>it has two screens and one is touch screen and I can still play my old games!
>Cant play original gameboy games anymore but thats okay
>Nintendo releases DSi but replaces GB slot with a camera, okay I guess
>Nintendo releases DSXL
>holy shit the screen is huge, still wish I could play my GB advanced games on it though
>Nintendo releases 3DS
>holy shit it has 3D, but it hurts my eyes so I have to turn it off making the upgrade useless, but my DS games look better
>3DSXL is released, holy shit its like 2 Vitas at the same time
>"New 3DS" is released
>its got 2 new buttons on the top and a little nobby stick for FPS!
>but it only has 4 titles that support it after 2 years, but now it has amibo support for new Mario Party, plus they are selling SNES titles on it even though I'm sure my 3DS could have handled it but thats okay, I'll give Nintendo money for the fourth time for Super Metroid
I wonder how many times I am going to have to give money to nintendo for the NX. Being a handheld gamer is true suffering
literally tl:dr
>>339093708
...is that a little ashens couch?he did do that right? or am i thinking of something else
So there's an early alpha out for Slipstream.
also, lets just have a thread about oldschool racers and how they are coming back.
>>339093490
Outrun when
>>339093650
In 2006?
>>339093490
>It's an indie game taking too much inspiration from an older game episode
Aside from that, what makes you think arcade racers are coming back? Not saying you're wrong or anything, the thought actually makes meexcited
Steam is dead. Steam remains dead. And we have killed it. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?
>>339093364
>shit like this would have been on new grounds years ago, now people sell it on steam
As long as people buy it, they will put it on Steam.
This is capitalism, if you don't like it then you could always vote for Bernie :^)
>>339093867
Way ahead of you, but that's long term. How do we get rid of this shit in the now
>start up game and know nothing about it
>forces you to choose from multiple options that ou have no idea about before you even start playing the game
>quit and never touch it again
fucking indie garbage, just let me play the damn game, i don't want to decide shit
pic very much related
>>339093296
adhd: the post
>>339093716
Yeah, it's ADHD to get annoyed that a game doesn't explain basic shit. It's asking you to make choices that you can't know shit about.
I just want to press "New game" or "Start" or whatever and be placed straight into the main mode, like every well-designed title.
>>339093854
i guess you never played anything with character creation and/or party selection (omg i have to choose 3 random fuckers for my team, dont waste my time...)
heck even 4x-es have a world setup before you start playing
Any genres of games that don't exist but you want?
I'll start: free-roam mech sim
Sounds like shit
>>339093071
Augmented reality puzzle game.
Game that gives me a girlfriend in real life when I play it
How do you feel about RTS being replaced by MMOBA?
Shut up. Let us mourn our dead genre.
>>339092757
Not good. People don't like 1v1 though, they can't handle the sauce.
>>339092949
I only like playing RTS bro-op vs AI
Friendly reminder that this game still exists and your going to play it
Probably. Is it a 3DS game? I'll be pirating it if so.
>>339092465
I play paper mario for the badges and actually good story/ english translation
>>339092569
UhIt's a Wii U game
Post your favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8gO2OvpALs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0uYjNYl8fA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uz7XeJhecE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMD2VbElpE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXCM0lZxh4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLxv_g_zQkY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anuAekXi13M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18uJPvyID_Q
>>339092139
>no Time's Scar
Whats wrong with you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J46RY4PU8a8
Post good fucking single player FPS games.
hey guys i just bought a 1tB empty hard drive what should i download
Horde a bunch of anime you will never watch more than once.
JAV
>>339091881
Video games.
The only redeeming part of that shitty Mighty No. 9 trailer.
She should've been the protagonist bros.
>>339091810
Call E was better. Get outta here with your not-Roll.
>>339091810
NO ONE'S TALKING TO YOU BRO
>>339091934
>Wanting a flight attendant as a partner in crime
Get outta here.
how does /v/ justify piracy?
average person does not give a fuck
Video game companies are too big and too corporate nowadays.
I only buy things with heart.
Also a cheapskate.
it's fun to play games, and I can get them for free if i pirate
Why is this still considered a good game?
>>339091647
It's not.
>>339091647
>Why is this still considered a good game?
normies
>>339091647
People enjoyed playing it?
It shouldn't come as a shock there is a very real chance other people give no fucks about things you think are very important.
How fast is your internet anon?
How long does do you have to suffer for a game to download? Show me your pain.
Roomate is doing something on the internet right now so I don't want to fuck it up for him.
150 mb DL/ 10mb upload
Feels good to download at 20 MB/s on Steam.
It's apparently going to get upgraded to around 50 pretty soon.
>>339091502
only paying for $200
Now that the dust has settle can we all agree that Dark Souls 2 has more consistently good environments than DeS, DaS1, and DS3?
Now that the dust has settled can you stop making shitty bait threads that every braindead fuckin' halfwit is going to respond to?
You wanna get your dick sucked kid?
bait
>>339091268
NO.
