Nintendo Suffering
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>be kid
>get awesome tiger handheld system so I can take Castlevania on the go
>gaming has changed forever!
>Nintendo releases Gameboy
>holy fucking shit its an NES on the go!
>gaming has changed forever!
>Nintendo announces new handheld console, cant wait!
>its called pocket gameboy
>okay...... its smaller.....wish I had something new
>Nintendo announces gameboys with different colors and shit
>still waiting on something new
>Nintendo says its time for change and I am ready
>Gameboy color comes out
>okay..so now it has color....
>years go by and Nintendo announces the Gameboy Advanced
>holy shit 32bits on the go, plus I can use my old games too, this is the future!
>still wish I could play in the dark
>Nintendo releases Gameboy Advanced SP
>sweet now it has a light, should have came with one in the first place but thats okay
>Nintendo announces next thing
>it has two screens and one is touch screen and I can still play my old games!
>Cant play original gameboy games anymore but thats okay
>Nintendo releases DSi but replaces GB slot with a camera, okay I guess
>Nintendo releases DSXL
>holy shit the screen is huge, still wish I could play my GB advanced games on it though
>Nintendo releases 3DS
>holy shit it has 3D, but it hurts my eyes so I have to turn it off making the upgrade useless, but my DS games look better
>3DSXL is released, holy shit its like 2 Vitas at the same time
>"New 3DS" is released
>its got 2 new buttons on the top and a little nobby stick for FPS!
>but it only has 4 titles that support it after 2 years, but now it has amibo support for new Mario Party, plus they are selling SNES titles on it even though I'm sure my 3DS could have handled it but thats okay, I'll give Nintendo money for the fourth time for Super Metroid
I wonder how many times I am going to have to give money to nintendo for the NX. Being a handheld gamer is true suffering
literally tl:dr
>>339093708
...is that a little ashens couch?he did do that right? or am i thinking of something else
>>339093708
Give me a synopsis of your post senpai.
>>339095114
He keeps buying every new iteration of Nintendo handhelds for some fucking reason as is bitching that little to nothing really changes in each version. Despite not being forced to buy a 3DS XL if you already own an XL etc etc
>>339095114
Nintendo handhelds keeping cucking op's parents out of their shekels.
>>339093708
I really wonder what the successor to the Wii/DS era is going to be.
Meanwhile for Sony:
>buy PSP Go
>buy Vita
>enjoy two good as fuck handhelds
>>339095649
>PSP 1000 fatty boom boom
>PSP 2000 slightly slimmer
>PSP 3000 slim ghost screen
>PSP go
>PSP no WiFi mono sound thing
>Vita 1000
>Vita 2000 shit screen edition
>>339095971
>le lcd screen is bad meme
Get fucked oled faggot.
>>339093708
>handheld gamer
>handheld
>gamer
There is so much wrong in just those 2 words. Separately and together.
the regular sized n3ds is my favorite handheld system. it's a perfect size, faceplates >>>>>> special edition system bs, library of all handheld nintendo games from an sd card (except DS) plus NES and some SNES games. if they made the exact same style handheld just with better resolution, that'd be great. 240p bullshit is the only knock against this system.
the generations are always the same
There's always a fucking revision
Nothing changed
>>339093708
That picture is missing one of the DSs, either the Lite or the standard DSi
nigger, stop being a consumer whore
the 3ds is the only nintendo handheld I've bought 2 versions of, and that's only because my 3ds xl broke, that piece of shit
>>339096346
it is bad. why would sony go backwards?
