From where you're kneeling, must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck
`tgm
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start.
>>339263217
Cont from last thread.
Can we have one of these steam hours and wallet value threads? Don't worry /v/ there is no shame here.
Link here: https://steamdb.info/calculator/
>>339704682
holy fuck dude, where is that money coming from, i can only assume something related to csgo or dota or something
You think he'll strike gold again and blow us the fuck away with his new IP like he did with the Souls games? He's making a non-Souls-like for his next project.
Sauce me up bitch nigga
>>339704489
Anything's possible
Just because it's not a "Dark Souls game" doesn't mean it's not a Souls-like.
>when cheaply made Roblox games end up having a thousand times the playercount of your favourite multiplayer game
awoo~
Is this an awoo?
Post the TOP 3 things you want to see at E3, no matter how unlikely.
Tifa's remade tiddies.
Cyberpunk 2077
New Red Dead game
A new IP with an interesting concept and gameplay footage that looks good
A new IP with an interesting concept and gameplay footage that looks good
A new IP with an interesting concept and gameplay footage that looks good
Zelda NX
Zelda Wii UZelda: Link Between Worlds 2
> Karl-Anthony Towns, the reigning Rookie of the Year, is streaming games on Twitch.
> First up? Not Call of Duty, not Destiny, not League of Legends, but...Monopoly. There’s not much action going on, but there are solid recommendations for chicken places in Lexington.
He has a successful Twitch stream, so why don't you? B00bs aren't even required.
What's his twitch name?
>>339704364
Because I'm not a good looking woman nor a famous athlete
>>339704471
karltowns32
I worked very hard on this.
>>339704220
>morrowind
>skyrim
>oblivion
>"""""""""""""""masterpieces""""""""""""""""
>fallout 4
>cancer
underage b8
>>339705379
>>339705379
>Fallout 4
>not cancer
>Morrowind
>not masterpiece
Everything else in this image is wrong though.
Is this the dawn of Grand Strategy Games?
If it's anything like Stellaris, it's a barebones pile of shit with no gameplay and you'll have to wait 4 years before there's enough content to actually justify buying it
dawn? hoi3 was great. this will be easier to learn because of the interface and what might be a very stupid tech tree thing
HOI is the least interesting Paradox grand strategy and it will sell nowhere near the amount of Stellaris
Why is this game so meh? I had been waiting to play it since it released and now I finally got it and I just don't care. Just the thought of playing it is a chore. I'm on that place with the huge giants surrounded by water in the building.
I never forgot my first DaS1 playthrough. It made me feel like a 12 year old kid again playing through Ocarina of Time for the first time. DaS2 was disappointing and despite having hundreds of hours in DaS1, after playing DaS2 once I never touched it again. Bloodborne was a great fucking game and I like it as much as DaS1,...
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>>339703815
Miyazaki brought in some people from b team to work on this since A team was
Mostly working on bloodborne and the dlc.
Lightning managed to strike twice.
>b team games
>ever
At least under miyazaki's guidance and the bloodborne engine, the game was mediocre instead of shit.
>OP says:
>Why is this game so meh?
>tl;dr
What did OP mean by this?
>>339703976
The world feels so big, empty and uninspired. DaS1 felt like a beautiful piece of art, so did Bloodborne. DaS3 just feels so rehashed and w/e. The Crystal Sage boss fight was really cool though.
First Riot, then Valve, now Blizzard. Why the fuck is it so hard for you English speakers write in your own language?
What is WRONG with you?
It takes 1 second to spot this mistake. There is literally no excuse. Justify this shit. Explain yourselves to the rest of the world.
You have no declinations. Barely any conjugations. And STILL you manage to make these mistakes CONSISTENTLY.
NO quality and NO polish when writing anything, it is sickening.
>>339703432
What are you sperging about? What seems to be the fucking problem?
>>339703432
Is this the retard thread?
>june 1st
>not 1st of june
I say we riot.
>forced to pick reinhardt or lucio every single game because the entire rest of the team insists on being fucking idiots and showing off their epic headshots as widowmaker or being lexd awsum cowboy, still mostly lose because it's hard to solo an entire 6 man team while the rest of your "allies" fuck around and do nothing
Ebin game. Simply fucking ebin.
>>339703373
Go on...
PROTIP: THE GAME MATCHES YOU BASED ON YOUR MOST PLAYED CLASS
SO IF YOU'RE A BETA RETARD LIKE OP YOU'LL BE FORCED TO BEND OVER TO TAKE MCCREE AND GENJI DICK EVERY SINGLE GAME
HOPE YOU LIKE SUPPORT, FAGGOT
>>339703373
>he didnt go full S76 team
it's literally cheating.
What went wrong?
>>339261531
Marketting. Overwatch blew it out of the water with marketting. Then Battleborn tried to pick a fight, which just made them look pathetic.
>>339261531
>>339261531
marketing, because it has nothing to do with OW
BB is like league of legends + fps, and has campaing like destiny or warframe wich is really fucking fun and awesome
OW is like TF2
get BB at least for co-op campaing its worth it
Why do people like her and even play her?
She is fat and people somehow find fat sexy?
OP as fuck and basically kills anyone in a 1v1. the ultimate no skills required class
>>339703357
Women with curves are sexy, you overfaggot.
its an i just got rekt and feel frustrated and cross episode
>Why do people play her? She's got big tits and can kill anyone with ease.
How dumb are you?
Most useless videogame peripheral ever?
>>339703552
>>339703615
haha XDDD epin my nintenbros lolol show them sony niggers whats what lol xDD roflmao
>Play a lewd game after a month without fapping
>Instinctively drop my pants and jerk off right there
>being a faggot
>>339703041
How does one go a month without fapping? Jesus.
But does chronic masturbation lead to erectile dysfunction?