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Is this the greatest video game of all time?
One of the worst
>game that destroyed it's franchise
No. Same SoTN
>>339901387
Not even best re. Try harder op.
What is the worst skin in melee and why is it white Marth? Also melee thread.
>>339901035
I can't believe they retconned Peach's explosive fart in her Peach Bomber into fart hearts with Brawl
Melee, yet again, had it right
Worst skin is hands down white Marth, with green Sheik coming in at a close second
>>339901174
I think green fox is second, it's those red boots that gets me.
Imagine you become a billionaire overnight, what is the first vidya thing you buy?
I'd buy a Wii U.
>>339900462
What if you had a gun?
I'd buy a PS4 with 1 (one) game.
>>339900512
i'd shoot op's wiiu
Why does SS Link get such a bad rap?
He's practically the same as TP Link.
Probably because the game he was in is so abysmal
>>339899581
>abysmal
SS was the best Zelda to date.
Fuck you.
because he had nigger lips
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>LISTENAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
>>339899316
OP here
>PLAYAN
Hotline Miami
>WATCHAN
JFK (1991)
>EATAN
Nothing, tryin to slim down
>DRINKAN
Water
>LISTENAN
Nothing
>FAPPAN
Nah, dick is fucked up b/c I've jerked too much recently
>tfw cutfag
>FEELAN
Pretty comfy desu
>>339899316
>PLAYAN
Poonscape 3 and Dank Souls
>WATCHAN
Youtube shit
>EATAN
Had pizza
>DRINKAN
Water
>LISTENAN
See WATCHAN
>FAPPAN
Furshit
>FEELAN
Meh. Just got off work, shift was fucking garbage because literally everything that could go wrong, went wrong, but at least it's over now and I'm home with muh vidyer.
>PLAYAN
Overwatch and Golden Sun.
>WATCHAN
Old Vinesauce streams.
>EATAN
Just finished a Big Mac with fries.
>DRINKAN
Grape soda.
>LISTENAN
Nothing.
>FAPPAN
Lesbian strap-on.
>FEELAN
A bit energetic. The night is young.
When did you realize John Carmack is a hack?
>Make id tech 4, doom 3 gameplay is designed around the engine's new lighting features rather than designing the gameplay to be fun and designing the engine around it because of Carmack's autism.
>Make id tech 5, fall for the megatexture meme, everything looks like garbage in comparison to other games of the time. Regression in terms of features that id tech 4 had and became standard by the time id tech 6 came out like dynamic lighting, most objects in the game don't even have normal maps. Made for console garbage where you can't even change graphics settings yourself because the engine changes the settings itself to maintain the 60 FPS hard cap
>Carmack leaves and id hires and some ex Crytek guys to make id tech 6
>Massive improvment all around, extremely graphically scalable from crappy systems to high end ones, no FPS limit like Carmack's engines, have both mega texture all the normal features you'd expect in a modern game engine dynamic lighting, full normal maps
The last time Carmack made something remotely good id Tech 3 back in the 90s and even then he wanted to ruin Quake 3 by removing strafe jumping because it upset his autism but luckily everyone else at id told him he was retarded.
hacker anon not hack
he's just really good at computers
You forgot to mention that the code for id tech 4 shadow coding is plagiarized and yet Carmack says he invented it.
What happened was, it's too much tech centered nowdays. Some of the bright minds that made wolf3d and doom 1-2 impactful left the company at some point.
So anon, what do you do for fun?
Well /v/?
>>339897998
I draw porn
>>339897998
Rape.
>>339898059
Anon, that's disgusting!
post them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x26dHllXbjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2QrwbGdqnc
favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YCUjoBqpSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBZXMRUsCWo
>>339897942
https://youtu.be/RRfHbyCQDCo
>>339897942
https://youtu.be/SN9PbhPCb-o
I used to open the game just to list this
Here comes another Overwatch killer
JUST
LIKE
BATTLEBORN
Vanguard is best
The problem is that anyone who already bought Overwatch isn't going to stop playing for a new game. This game kind of killed itself by coming out after Overwatch.
u agree? y/n
>might
n
>>339897863
Not much worse than paying 10 bucks to use a fucking forum that can ban you at will
ITT: Creepy shit in vidya
Stop. We won't ever get a thread like the first two again.
>>339897873
Not witth that attitude
Can we all agree on HUDs being one of the worst things in video games?
>Hey look, we have a visual, dynamic, real-time medium on our hands
>Let's throw a Health and Mana bar up in the right corner
As always, op is a faggot, but thanks for posting the image, i was looking for it
Can we all agree on controllers being one of the worst things in video games?
>Hey look, we have the computing power to simulate entire worlds and tell emergent interactive stories limited only by our imagination
>Let's have the player interact with all this using only two sticks and about a dozen buttons
>>339896010
So are you saying health bars aren't visual, dynamic, or real-time?
>vanquish
>>339895679
>no sfm porn
into the >>>/trash/ it goes...
>>339896340
>tfw she doesn't even have an ingame model
is there any tittyfuck porn of her
Hey you! Yeah you! Got a horror game idea? Well, this is the thread for you! Post your spookiest ideas!
survival horror driving game
>>339895423
No jumpscares. I know, it's crazy.
You play as a demonical monster that prays on a small medieval village and the surrounding countryside.
You start off weak and are allergic to fire, silver and daylight, but during night you stalk the shadows in order to snatch babes from their cribs so that you may feast upon their life force and grow stronger and more resourceful in your hunt. This of course alerts the townspeople, who grow ever more paranoid towards one another resulting in lynching and witch burnings, but eventually they'll catch on (quicker if you aren't careful and let yourself be seen) and will band together in pursuit of your lair during daytime (forcing you to think strategically where to hide from sunlight while having to plan out new lairs to throw them off track), and their patrols and traps provide more challenge for you during night as time moves on, especially after church authorities are informed and holy warriors come to the peasants aid.
Horror comes from being weak and hunted, and from the fucked up things the player is motivated to do in order to survive and thrive.
Didn't see a 3x3, so fire them up /v/.
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>>339895239
3/3 What the fuck Konami, not buying a fucking Pachinko machine.
>>339895765
7/9 Pretty good tastes there anon.
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