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Gomenasai
>>341777065
>he grows a full beard in the game
>>341777065
Moshi Moshi Geralto-sama
good luck will-san
What is comfiest video game?
Excellent question!
What do you think it is?
>>341776604
>604▶
>What is comfiest video game?
Manhunt.
Why is no one talking about Mirrors edge 2? Let me guess, DENUVO
Because it's shit. Sorry anon.
>>341776782
Yeah exactly that. I would have pirated it, but I guess I can't yet.
Too bad, I wanted to see if it was anything more than shit.
>buying EA games
How the fuck does a company get away with selling out dated hardware for $300 - $400 and pass it off as new technology?
Nintendo has to be one the world's biggest scam artist of our time
Nintendo a shit
>>341776491
Their first party games are a thing.
>>341776491
Just a reminder that Nintendo has been rehashing the same CPU architecture in their home consoles since Gamecube. Hence why emulation of Wii U is happening fast and Nintendo keeps backwards compatibility with older games.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
*step son
That's not funny
>>341832074
*wife's son
>Been chatting with this girl online 4 a while. 8/10 looks.
>Her name seems very familiar to another girl I met when I was younger
>She lives in the same town as me, so I asked her to come over.
>While I was waiting for her outside of my front door, I finally saw she was coming.
>She's pretty slow for some reasons, walks at a snail pace. No big deal
>She steps in. We make small talk.
>Need to take a dump so I tell her to stay here
>feelsgood.jpg
>Return to see that my RAM collection has been stolen
>She's gone. Front door is open
>Run outside and see her with my RAM, fleeing
>Try to catch up but she throws a brick at me
>Collapse, sound around me is distorted, that brick fucked me up good
>Vision fades to blue
>tfw
And this is why i'll never invite any women named "DOOM" into my house ever again
>>341776450
0/10
>>341776450
this is the most effort I've ever seen put into something so unfunny
attempt/10
How would you balance Overwatch?
>Bastion
>Increased movement speed
>Decrease reload animation
>Healing ability can now be used as Bastion moves
>Healing ability also increases damage
>Healing ability also now overheals to a max of %200
>Healing ability now is a passive
>Healing ability now has an aura effect
>aura effect also damages enemies close to Bastion
>Healing ability also acts as a someone capturing the objective whenever Bastion is not firing a weapon, regardless of Bastions actual locaion on the map.
>decrease Bastions overall hitbox
>Mcree gets 100 more health in the form of armor
>Flashbang has a 3 second cooldown
>Fan the Hammer consumes only one bullet rather than the entire magazine, also the spread is decreased and overall damage increased
>DVa shoots nukes and has 1000 health
>DVa's flight cooldown is two seconds
>DVa has no critbox
>DVa's ultimate works through walls and has half the map as range
>DVa's shield blocks all damage from all sides
>DVa's shileld has no cooldown
>DVa
>Windowmaker ult allows her to lock on to enemy heads and shoot through all obstacles at any distance
>+200hp
>remove headshot charge time
>grapplehook works everywhere
Yes, yes, well done Sony. Well done Sony..
HOWEVER
I'll probably buy a NX just for this game. I hope they don't fuck it up.
Defend this.
I dare you.
>>341776659
It's pretty much Unity's level editor the game, why is everyone hyped for this shit? The last good Zelda game was Between Worlds
>didn't get the job I was interviewing for
>was at the final round
Other than grinding in Rogue Legacy, what other games can I play to get my mind off this?
>>341776035
Her ass
Job Hunt
>>341776156
Job Hunt 40000
Is the Lemmings series dead? Do people even care about the games anymore?
>>341775995
>>341775995
No one ever cared about Lemons.
Literally Angry Birds of the 80s
>>341776202
>>341776125
Pump your breaks kid, this game is a national treasure.
Find a flaw.
>>341775954
i can't
>>341776209
You just did.
>>341775954
its not parallel i have ocd
Can girls love other girls?
Yes if they're cute
yes
>>341870390
But that's a book
>ITT: OP Bullshit
>>341826509
I didn't use him at all, really.
I thought the most OP thing in the game was something like a hubcap with bleed or fire dmg. Giving all targets hit damage and then a strong bleed?
Strong as fuck. Broke the game for me.
>>341826709
Bleed stacking definitely was broken as fuck
>>341826509
Butters was still worth using because he had the best lines when it came to story stuff
>>341826709
a lot of times butters prof. chaos is a 1HKO if you aren't playing on hardcore. Especially since the wheel is so slow you can basically pick whatever one you want.
A genre that will never be tainted by trying to appeal to tasteless plebs.
A genre that is hated by vidya journalists and /v/irgins with equal passion.
The perfect genre.
Musou.
>tfw no DW8 Empires on PC
Even Musou fans know their games are shitty but play them anyways because Musou.
>>341775586
May it never die.
>we want the nu-male audience
Kratos needs black rim glasses and a balding hitler youth haircut for the full nu-male.
This is now a non-meme GOW thread
Let's discuss why Santa Monica is desperate to cash in on the success of TLOU
>>341775582
Nu-males don't like problematic violent white dude games.
![Ni-Oh-PS4-Ann[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fSfHtOg.jpg "Ni-Oh-PS4-Ann[1]")
![Lemmings-BoxScan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R8RchLP.jpg "Lemmings-BoxScan[1]")
