Favorite vidya quotes ?
"It's time to chew ass"
-Dick Kickem
If you're going to make an unoriginal thread at least open with an original quote
>>341966235
"What's the difference between a man and a slave? One of them picks my cotton."
-Ryan Andrews
What happened?
>>341966009
twitch streamers stopped playing it so the game died off
>>341966009
It's not very good
>>341966009
You call that a failure?
THIS is a failure.
>dead game they said
Why you /v/irgins are so clueless?
>>341965945
its dead
its not even is the steam player stats website
Insanity Clicker, Youtuber's Life, Farming Simulator 15 and Wildstar has more player than Insurgency
>>341965945
dead or not, its a shit game.
>>341965945
That's pretty pathetic for a game that goes on sale for $1 on a nearly monthly basis.
Why?
Everyone here already agrees
>tumblrjews are retarded
>kojima was born without any marbles
take it to tumblr or leddit if you want to stir up shit
Because you can't be sexist against men duh
Because men don't matter.
Holy shit, based western designers.
Supergrill actually LOOKS like a REAL womyn with REAL curves.
None of that weird Jap-bimbo-ass-tits-13yearoldface crap.
Super actually has sass and the independentnerdygirly way she speaks makes you feel like she's ready to dominate you!
Her special moves are actually better than superman's too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlRp__ZB0Zg
>Real women are ugly
>If your not ugly your not a real woman
What the fuck is wrong with the world?
>>341965815
Since when does supergirl look like Hillary Clinton? Can't unseen that shit. Gross.
Looks great.
is this the best game of all time
>>341965668
Needed bigger buildings
Fucking Europoors and their buildinglets
>>341965734
what is workshop
>>341965830
Still restricted to 4x4
Mygfis bad at video games and gets frustrated and mad whenever she gets her ass kicked.
If it's a single player game she'll just give up if it's too hard or lower the difficulty (she refuses to play on easy usually).
But if it's a multiplayer game, and especially when myself or somebody else is facing her, she gets really buttmad and goes into a rant about how she sucks at videogames and gives up forever (not really though).
Wat do?
>inb4 tell her to git gud
I tried that.
>>341965580
>playing vidya with your gf
fucking normie
Play a co-op game, be her support. You got a bunch of games that do this, whether it's online games like Tf2 or overwatch where you can be her healer, keeping her alive longer, or games like RE series or Borderlands.
Wishing you luck
>>341965697
But I pretty much can't because she's so bad.
Also,
>>>/r9k/
>play on volskaya industries map
>we are attacking
>enemy team is defending
>enemy team is all torbjorns
>we capture the first point barely
>end up losing
Why?
because your junkrat, reinhardt and hanzo are fucking retarded
because you are bad
Most rage inducing defense composition I've found is two Bastions, two Torbjorns, a Mercy and a Symmetra. Unless they somehow break the first chokepoint you're home free.
>hundred years refers to the death of the last link incarnation
WW Link isn't a Link incarnation, he was a random blond boy who had the adventure thrust upon him. Its a coincidence he has the same name/hair colour
>>342042147
Nope. Ganondorf even tells you you truly are the Hero of Time reincarnated.
Also, the King gasps and apologizes in a roundabout way for thinking you were not, once Link assembles the Triforce.
>>342041051
And the master sword is somehow not stuck in Ganondorf?
My bets. Link fails timeline, Ganon rules Hyrule, Link is reborn and gets another shot hundreds of years later to stop him. Probably linked with Zelda NES somehow with its desolation.
Why not just call it God of War 4 if its a sequel?
Why do you think every sequel needs a number in it
>>341965275
kratos story of revenge was completed in god of war 1, 2 and 3.
it continues from 3, but it's a new story. if that makes any sense.
God of War: Child Support and Alimony
Can someone PLEASE explain to me the hype behind this game? Is it just because Zelda? Because everything I've seen so far about this game looks mediocre.
It legitimately looks like a tech demo and reeks of open world sandboxing from 2011.
I just cannot for the life of me think of anything this game dose well or why it looks like something worth playing.
Try name one thing this game dose well let alone something that's never been done before. You can't.
>>341965042
As I thought, you can't defend the game can you.
>>341965042
Why do you feel the need to take away people's enjoyment of the game? If they like it, what's it to you. Personally, I find the game to not look quite as good as I'd hoped, but I'm cautiously optimistic.
Also, most people were talking about Audrey's tits during the stream anyway.
>Try name one thing this game dose well let alone something that's never been done before. You can't.
I can't
Now you try name one game that let me do everything BotW let me do
It's not about having a single new thing, is about having loads of good things in a single game
Hello?
No no no fuck your meat
>>341964886
Settle down now
nathan?
is that you?
>starts game, roadhogs it and hooks a widow, ah yes moment
>the widow is literally glitched through the wall, and then literally placed behind me
>I die and they manage to escape
>not a minute later a mei throws down their ult
>calmly walk out the range, no lag, internet was doing fine
>walk out of range, magically teleport back and become frozen solid
>this...
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>>341964723
To clarify I have played the game before, I meant first minute of the match
>>341964723
not that many to be honest
at least nothing as drastic as what you described
probably becausemy internet doesn't fucking suck like yours obviously does
>>341964723
only been pulled through a wall by Roadhog once, but thats pretty much it.
so basically yeah your internet is shit and this is coming from someone in a 3rd world country.
Webm thread.
>>341964558
Game?
>>341964702
House of the Dying Sun
>>341964558
>>341964790
How is it? I heard it was really devoid of content, does it at least play well?
If Yooka Laylee is successful, what will it mean for Conker?
>>341964514
maybe he'll make it into skylanders?
>>341964514
who cares? all Rarewares IP's are as good as dead since all the good devs left and started Playtonic or are elsewhere
>>341964659
I guess it's too much to be hopeful...
But imagine all the cooky, self-aware jokes that could be made over the shit show Conker went through when Microsoft bought out old Rare!