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>>69291843
>>69292930
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys
>>69294990
1st
>>69294990
More like Shaggydead.
>>69294990
Clearly not shaggydog
FIRST FOR STANNIS THE MANNIS
>>69294990
He's literally named Shaggygod, what do you guys expected?
Reminder that gods have huge thick gigantic monster COCKs
Little white boys like Jon have pathetic little pee pees
does anyone have that list of people who allegedly die in this season
>>69294990
First for tricksy Umbars
First for Ser Davos the pussywrecker
>>69294990
Le Shock value the show
Getting real tired of this shit
>people care that jon said he saw nothing
>berric said the same thing
>>69295061
No, they don't. Gods were always despicted with small dicks. Just look at the statues of the greek gods. Demons are the ones with big penises.
Have you gotten hype yet?
>you will never be the three-eyed raven
>you will never get to stand next to people having sex and wank furiously
>>69295070
You just knowthat he fucked all but quasimodo because this suave motherfucker has standards
So Jon just says fuck the watch, fuck the white walkers, idgaf?
nth for B A D P U S S Y
who will be the first former star to die of a heroin overdose?
>>69294990
It's a screenshot from Chicken Run ?
>>69295099
no
still not convinced
>>69295090
>Who's Berric?
>>69295090
>there no afterlife in a fantasy world with magic and fucking resurrections
I'll take Atheist Jew propaganda for 800, Alex.
Night /got/
>>69294908
>>69294848
Mellybot anon, stick around, you make this place feel more like /who/, ie slightly autistic but comfy
>>69295090
My logic here is that (assuming there is an afterlife in this universe) that there's a cooling down period before you enter it, and once you enter it you cant be revived.
Or the gods wipe your memory, they are gods afterall.
>>69294990
prove me this fat fuck can't be azor ahai.
>>69295110
do you think after the 50th take of Jon ruining the scene with a boner she just jerked him off so they could film it during his refractory period?
>only hanged 4 people
>there was 7 people who stabbed him
Nice going, D&D
>>69295070
>those eyes that Melisandre is giving Ser Onion
they've definitely fucked
>>69295088
Would you have preferred they told us that the Boltons had Rickon in a passing conversation?
>>69295121
He has his own personal army now. He's gonna go wreck shit up in the north.
>>69295127
Sophie
>>69295099
Quite the contrary, my friendo. I'm just pissed all the popular fan theories are being fucking confirmed and are making the history boring. Half of the fun of this series were the theories.
>>69295126
Yeah, I think he's pretty pissed about the whole being stabbed thing
>>69295150
BRAVO D&D
>>69295150
>You know he's been always better in humanities and phys ed.
>>69295133
That's an incredibly reddity fucking image, anon. Careful.
New improve Rhaegar pepe with violet eyes
Am I the only one who wasnt that bothered by the KG armor? Couldve used shins and some form bracer/gauntlet, but it looked decent enough.
>>69295152
they were in a movie together anon
they've been fuckbuddies from way back
>>69295150
How would he know who the others are, his memory is probably fuzzy and they all look the fucking same
>>69294990
>everyone spergs over dayne jewel wielding
>no one notices howland doesnt use a trident
>>69294990
What will happen to Rickon's sausage?
>>69295070
>when people tell me GOT is a genuinely good show and not just tits and dragons
Also i've been hating on this show since s2 but still watched every episode to meme about it but s6 is just like my vietnamese claymation and i'm kinda into it now
It's a weird feel
>>69295150
One got killed by Wun Wun.
Remember the fight scene.
>>69295133
>Khal Drogo as "King of the Guys"
That's pretty accurate.
Why can't they just skip Arya's storyline for a season or 2 like they did with Bran?
It's the worst thing I've seen on tv.
>>69295150
The other 3 were killed by the wildlings.
>>69295163
what a sweet little semen demon.
>>69295099
>Have you gotten hype yet?
Nah, the show is shit tier now.
>>69295122
>It just doesn't make sense
Which is exactly why D&D will do it
>>69295171
this little nigga will outlive all the direwolves.
it's sad, the show went to hell after season 4
I even enjoyed the changes from the book in the first 4 seasons
Locke>Vargo Hoat
they also should of had a three part episode in Dorne with Arys Oakheart rockin kingsguard armor and a turban with Gerold Dayne instead of lame sneks
>>69295187
That's why i choose it. Showfags are terrible.
>>69295222
>Jon's a child murder
So this is your "hero" /got/?
>>69295202
looked fine apart from the lack of armor on the arms
>>69295133
God, this guy's an idiot
>Short committee guy
is good though
>>69295212
>she's a Fallout 4 larper
D R O P P E D
>>69295093
greeks considered large penises to be unrefined and uncultured. this had nothin to do with the gods themselves
>>69295258
It's not murder, it's an execution for treason.
>>69295173
>get stabbed by small number of crows whom the majority doesn't follow
>quits the watch and says "whatever the whit walkers can consume the earth"
>cries
>>69295133
i've never seen a more reddit image in my life
>>69295142
Well he has the horn of winter, so its presumably him that brings down the wall
>>69295258
Yes, fuck children
>>69295258
Not ours, Starkfags come from Reddit.
>>69295258
>Olly
>Not a man grown by the laws of Westeros
Alliser went out like a fucking lad, best character in the nights watch.
>>69295198
>violet eyes
Rhaegar had dark indigo eyes bro
>>69295322
Our favourite character is hotpie.
Screencap this.
>>69295133
I'm a showfag with memory problems and i remember all of these, why are people so dumb
>>69295171
you are literally an autistic fedora
>>69295248
>should of
kill yourself before it's too late
>>69295202
Its mostly just people expecting some form of fantasy warcraft plate who are complaining
Posted it on the other general for the anon asking it
S06E05 "The Door"
Bran sees winterfell again, yells at Hodor "Hold the door" -> some crazy shit happens ->HODOR
WHICH IS IT GOT?
WHEN DID IT ALL GO TO SHIT?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10168364
http://www.strawpoll.me/10168364
http://www.strawpoll.me/10168364
>>69295211
>prince guarded by an epic dual wielder
>character back from the dead darker and more powerful than before
>team of sexy female assassins who could strike at any moment
>an army will use a mountain of corpses as a defensive position later in the season
Season 6 is confirmed as the anime season, anon. Just enjoy the ride
>>69295222
>rewind like a /vhs/ tape
>>69295258
>implying GRRM isn't ultimately leading this entire series into a reversal where the starks are the ultimate villains and the lannisters end up the heroes
>>69295134
>Fantasy worlds need an afterlife
why?
There are two gods, the maiden made of light and death. They had one child and that child went to join them, everyone just ceases to exist when they die.
>>69295222
Me on the right.
DAYNE?
>>69295294
Was it the greeks or the romans? Either way, I bet this whole "uncultured" thing was started by some king with a small wang.
>>69295354
>a man without screen time
>>69295258
>tfw Jon is supposed to be like Daredevil
>tfw they turned him into the Punisher
DABID
Does Margaery die this season?
Have the leaks said anything about her?
>>69295093
Greek statues were actually sculpted to be looked at from beneath. So they generally made the lower body smaller so that perspective wouldn't fuck up the head-to-dick ratio or whatever. Also they thought big dicks were barbarous because if you anal-fuck eachother you don't want huge dicks.
Non-greed gods meanwhile were often depicted with big dicks, especially since so many gods have been fertility ones.
C-cute!
>>69295357
kek that fucking pic
Literally meme magic
>>69295248
Agree, I really liked Oakheart. That tragic last charge was kind of brilliant in a sad way.
And of course Darkstar is the greatest
>>69295133
This dude likes his lannisters he got them almost all correct
>>69295335
RIP Allister. You will be missed.
>>69295258
>my watch just ended. clean up my mess faggots.
>>69295173
>>69295304
Protect the realms of men.
He's gonna go unify the North again and then eventually the rest of Westeros to prepare for the Walkers. You can only send so many ravens with no response before you have to get shit done yourself.
>>69295383
>he doesn't know about the sept scene involving mace jaime and the tyrell army
newfag
>>69295258
CIA is my hero.
>>69295306
You only have yourself to blame.
>>69295409
Holy fuck , you pay money to watch a show in quality that shit?
>>69295369
uh you don't get to bring two swords
>>69295402
>implying it's not some faggot trying to be funny for internet points
Fuck off.
I was promised "Promise me, Ned!" this week!!
>RREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69295154
I would have preferred that Rickon was on Skagos and that Wyman Manderly sent Davos on a secret mission to get him back so that he could serve as a banner to unite the north against the Boltons.
>>69295435
Lotta loyalty for a hired Kingsguard
I miss them
>>69295140
>Or the gods wipe your memory, they are gods afterall.
That's how I've always excused it. Also why I've called bullshit on people claiming to have seen the afterlife when they had a heart attack. No way they'd let you slip past with visions of the place.
at least we can all agree that the tower of joy scene was a fucking travesty
>>69295336
Oh shit. You can change it if u want im going to bed
>>69295354
Dope. May the Lord of Light bless you anon
Do what is CIA's endgame? Support Jon the Targ, rule himself or something else?inb4 chaosh
>>69295335
Underrated casting choice and actor
>>69295361
iT'S LIKE POETRY
>>69295433
>pay
of course i do. i'm a law-abiding citizen.
I will be really mad if Rickon dies. Are people saying he gets fucked?
>>69295442
My dad calls Danerys the Dragon Lady, and he calls Tyrion Peter Dinklage. I think I need to have him label everyone in that photo to see what he comes up with
>>69295248
>Locke> Vargo Hoat
>He doesn't like based lisp man
>Prefers random thug 24
people in this thread hold this opinionTHAPHIRETH MOTHAFUCKA
>>69295386
When was this taken
Is she spoiling again?
Like she spoiled Oberyn?
>>69295451
what kind of man would stab a man in the back before killing him with his own sword
>>69295356
It started to look really cringe shit around season 4 . I don't remember which was first Craster Keep or DreadFort, but one of those were the beginning of the end.
>>69295421
>tfw YOU JUST KNOW
>>69295061
HOW CAN MORTAL MEN COMPETE?!
>>69295379
That can be arranged
Do you think Arya will try to be involved in the battle for the throne as Arya Stark?
In season 6 trailer a man hits her and says "there are no third chances2
Still hottest hanging
I fapped more to these seconds than to all her pornos
I feel like shit
>>69295494
Knowing D&D, he will be sucked and fucked
>Umbers delivering Rickon to Ramsey is a ruse
>Even though Ramsey is a notorious cockchopper they think this is a good plan
>For some reason, Ramsey will not be chopping cocks like carrots that day
>Busies himself with raping Osha
>Umber murders Karstark because he's a cont
What did Alliser mean by: "you'll be fighting their wars for years to come"?
Was he talking about the wildlings, the NW or the gods?
>>69295502
At least you can talk, tell me about Dayne. Why does he dual wield swords?
>>69295226
It's only true to the books, anon.
>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.
>"I am the storm, my lord. The first storm, and the last."
>And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.
>"Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night."
>He found a line and pulled on it, fighting toward the hatch to get himself below out of the storm, but a gust of wind knocked his feet from under him and a second slammed him into the rail and there he clung. Rain lashed at his face, blinding him. His mouth was full of blood again. The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit.
>Ser Alliser Thorne walked from the room so stiffly it looked as though he had a dagger up his butt.
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing.
>"Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your right, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs."
>The queen slid a finger into that Myrish swamp, then another.
>>69295335
>JUST HANG MY SHIT UP
>>69295065
Please this, please be another wolf ;'(
>>69295513
i want to know his story.
>>69295484
In the books his plan seems to be leading to him marrying Sansa at Harrenhall and he is setting the scene for an invasion of Westeros from Braavos
>>69295495
do it!
>>69295507
this guy knows
i still enjoyed season 4 but that's when it started getting kinda fishy. Season 5 was the end
>>69295488
How can anyone think the Bran storyline is going anywhere good? Or Jon being brought back from the dead by Meli after years of her birthing demon assassins/kinslaying/sacrificing innocents to the fire? Or Arya being trainer by the faceless? Sansa learning from Littlefinger? It'd be full retard if they ended up being the good guys.
>>69295469
Nope. I thought it was pretty good
>>69295501
was like a month ago anon
>>69295494
Don't worry his death will be worse in the books.
>>69295550
Wildlings, Hes basically saying "They're your responsibility now"
>>69295518
Arya Stark died in the last episode
>>69295535
What's wrong? It's a nice sunny day here in London and I have pizza and weed , why don't you?
>>69295494
The spoiler that has been posted isthat he takes an arrow from Ramsey at the battle of Winterfell and he looks dead, but it isn't 100% confirmed.
Preston
>>69295202
If they kingsguard were just supplied with gorgets they'd be fucking unstoppable.
Seriously, with how everyone's been killed this season I'd say Gendry could make a fortune just selling gorgets to everyone.
>"Tired of being stabbed through the throat?"
>"Tired of being stabbed through the BACK of your throat?"
>"Buy a Gendrget, money back guarantee if you die by a throat-wound!"
Anyone got a link? Can't find this ep anywhere
>>69295555
>Arya's first contract is to assassinate a particularly large and dangerous wolf. She can'tbring her self to kill nymeria and regains her humanity and name. She then travels westeros with nymeria and the hound.
Screenshot this.
>>69295469
I only dislike the dialogue and the lack of Hightower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYm-4-00UE
>>69295561
>marrying sansa at harrenhal
But shes going to marry Harry the heir once sweet robin dies.
>>69295555
it's the first step in the project "muh nords remembuh".
they gonna retake that kingdom for that halfwith child.but not before his ugly GF loses an uterus to the dogs.
>>69295495
It's already done
Some of it is outdated, though
Is Jon Snow a "oathbreaker"? if yes then because of hanging his "brothers" or because leaving? Or the name of the episode refers to death, which breaked Jons oath?
Or Umber is the oathbreaker? I'm still not sure
>>69295597
>melly revives rickon
>he comes back evil as fuck
hype
>>69295594
>sunny day
>in london
nice try shlomo
>>69295586
This guy thinks that winds of winter ISN'T grrms last book before his death
>>69295206
No-one ever said Howland used a frog-spear.
>>69295607
>Now, finally, I have become A Storm Of Swords published by Voyager Books (UK) and Bantam Spectra (US)
Fucking seriously?
>>69295528
>masturbating to a turkroach
>>69295630
Who the fuck would pay the most expensive elite assassins in the world to kill a fucking dog?
>>69295607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pqyb713TvM
>>69295642
>not john snow
dropped
>>69295636
No Alayne Stone is going to marry Harry the heir
it's obvious that Petyr wants Sansa for himself.
>>69295651
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2643743
21'c today pal
Was 25'c yesterday
Some fresh oc
>>69295642
Perfection
>jon goes around the north picking up support
>word of jons death and resurrection has already spread
>some lords dont believe him
>he takes off his shirt
>tells some guy to put his wingers into his stab wound
BRAVOS D&D
SNYDER IS FINISHED
>rhaegar + lyanna spammer was right all those years ago
>>69295657
His last book will be Wild Cards.
Why have we never memed George's blog?
>>69295561
>invasion of Westeros from Braavos
invasion from who?
>>69295579
>9 trained swordsmen spend a few minutes either getting killed ridiculously easily or swinging their swords at nothing/the others guy sword that actually at the other guy
>arthur 'dual fucking nigger' dayne fighting like an anime character
>the guy that dropped his shield for no reason after missing a swing by 10 miles(>>69286362)
>>69295671
It's a big dog, anon.
>>69295701
Anyone who wasn't fucking retarded saw it coming since the first book.
>>69295679
Harry dislikes bastards, he wont marry alayne without knowing hes marrying Sansa.
>>69295704
his last book will be a post about the hugos/sad puppies with an afterword about how much the jets suck.
>>69295119
i would love to be three eyed raven desu. I'd just lose myself in the past and go to comfy places and find out hidden secrets and shit
>>69295680
cant hav a lav can we?
>>69295698
lmao he's just gonna send davos and sansa do the recruiting for him
pic related
>>69295061
Well, based Tormen would know. His shit looks like a baby's arm holding an apple. HAR!
>>69295206
this so much
Howland BIGGEST disappointment so far in the show. He was supposed to be at least sneaky beaky or some shit.
>>69295701
>this will get replies
>>69295741
No, you can't. Not on my watch.
I looked for you on the Trident
>>69295632
kek, this nerd garbage was actually better then what we got.
>>69295711
>9
it was 6, in the books it was 9 lmao
>>69295664
Anyone remember that bit in Storm of Swords where Stannis' men pillage a town and rape the windows
>>69295709
that is still unknown, probably the Iron Bank in some form
>>69295769
We weren't there, or else the rebel usurper robert baratheon, older brother of stannis and renly (the gay one) would have been killed.
>>69295711
I hate to say 'turn your brain off', but you need to turn your brain off.
>>69295713
for you.
>Hightower is in the tower
>High tower = tower of joy?
holy shit... poetry
now it begins
Did anyone else keep getting distracted by that one guy with the turban on Ned's team at the ToJ fight? He looked really out of place.
>>69295335
>killed by a magical manlet
he didn't deserve this
>>69295443
At least we heard her screaming from childbirth.
Does anyone else skip past dany scenes?
Holy fuck she is shit.
>>69295786
>rape the windows
>>69295761
Nao it ends.
*teleports behind you and fondle your balls*
>>69295336
>being this wrong
>>69295786
>rape the windows
>>69295632
jesus christ is that an halberd?
this fan made nerd film is ten times better than the show version
>>69295786
>rape the windows
>>69295142
No need to prove anything, it's been obvious from the start.
>>69295806
Those were high tower's screams
>>69294990
so:
-Rickon Stark is probably going to get killed, because he doesn't really serve any real point, Salsa is going to be lordess of Winterfell, and the other kids have clearly defined roles.
-I guess everyone knows Gregor is the zombie, and they are just getting rid of the Robert Strong thing for no real reason.
-Effecting the past may be possible?
I gotta say without Dorne or Sand Sneks and minimal Danny, this ep was pretty enjoyable.
this episode was shit, I was expecting to see some bad pussies wrecking shit
did greatjon umber get killed at the red wedding on the show? i can't remember.
>>69295799
it's the tower of joy bcoz he's so Highhh ;)
lmao blaze it amiright brahs?
Someone need to photoshop prison break with Daenerys, Jorah and Daario for some dank memes
>>69295811
you don't rape windows?
>>69295065
There must always be a Stark in Winterfell. Sansa just left, so the Umbers had to bring Rickon. Sucks for Rickon because now he's going to get raped and flayed and castrated, but there must always be a Stark in Winterfell.
>>69295807
Yeah. And a few other characters as well.
>>69295786
>rape the windows
by the lord of light
>>69295409
>the gate is on the other side
>>69295807
I honestly prefer Dany to Tyrion and Arya scenes at the moment Tbh.
>>69295802
he was a hired sword
with a lot of loyalty for one
>>69295773
>>69295826
Watching that made me enjoy HBO's dual wielding a bit more.
WHO /UNO FARTO/ HERE??
>>69295799
confirmed
>>69295817
*farts seductively*
>>69295807
I think the funny part is it's going to be just as bad in the books because I can't skip it / it's like 15 mins reading instead of 5 minutes of watching.
I don't know why GRRM is fucking stalling her going to Westeros even fucking more, fuck, it's ruined her character for me and clearly many others.
Dany was looking THICC when they tore her dress off.
Screencap this
>Sansa and Co meets Jon halfway
>Jon sends Davos to Bear Island to ask them to fight for them
>Jon (with an army of Widlings) personally seeks the Umbers for help
But to be honest anons, Jon Stark still doesn't have a reason to go to Winterfell, what would it be? pink letter?
>>69295817
>No... Naowittenz
>>69295438
delete this
>>69295867
Can't wait
why were the kings guard protecting neds sister giving birth to reagar targarians child, its like they were helping the king get cucked
How WOULD have Arthur Dayne vs Robert Baratheon (prime) have gone?
I don't think it would have been easy for Dayne.
>>69295811
>>69295824
>>69295853
>>69295786
>>69295829
>His town doesn't have a window rapist.
>>69295807
I skipped over Danny, and high sparrow.
Anybody else think the Sparrow was giving of a huge pedo vibe?
>>69295807
I skip whole episodes and only come here to shitpost
>3 episodes in
>still no CIA
what's Cripplekid doing in that fucking tree anyways?
is that a time machine?
will he create his own autistic parallel reality?
or a time loop?
how is watching history gonna save them from the icezombie horde?
who is the old dude in the roots?
>>69295854
probably headed to the kitchen to steal their last bacon.
>>69295884
he sends davos and sansa to bear island
>>69295867
>Stark squad
>I'm Tower of Joy
>>69295792
When Kings landing fell Jaime Lannister slew King Aerys Targaryen, father of Viserys and Daenarys, with twin golden blades and I wondered where you had gone.
>>69295376
good question, too lazy to check. pretty sure the greeks did though.
Was anyone else less annoyed by the Duel Weilding nonsense in the end, but more annoyed by how Howland Reed killed that nigger?
How is the season so far lads
I heard the first episode was garbage so I haven't bothered to watch it so far
so are all the direwolves dead now?
>>69295894
They were Rhaegar's men. He was going to overthrow his father when he got back to King's Landing. These were his closest friends. They surely knew about that.
>>69295867
holy shit lmao
>>69295866
she used to be stunning
Holy shit D&D are fucking idiots, listen to their comments about the ToJ. (Every schoolkid in Westeros knows avout it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQxKjW0PmaU
Reminder theres no afterlife in this series.(real life is a different matter)
>there is only one hell the one we live in now
>>69295820
>Viserys, was her first thought the next time she paused, but a second glance told her otherwise. The man had her brother's hair, but he was taller, and his eyes were a dark indigo rather than lilac. "Aegon," he said to a woman nursing a newborn babe in a great wooden bed. "What better name for a king?"
TELL ME ABOUT THE HOUND
>>69295924
It's always been implied he did something like that
>>69295896
>Robert can hear Lyanna screaming in the tower
>"LYANNNNA"
>Dayne lifts up both of his swords to block Robert's blow
>Robert smashes right through it and kills Dayne in one hit
>>69295668
>not masturbating to a turkroach being choked to dead
You gay?
>>69295904
>i skipped over jonathan pryce, one of the few great remaining actor in this show
end thyself
>>69295926
episode 2 was good, so:
2>3>>>>1
>>69295924
>muh wargin
why the fuck cant i find a torrent anywhere
>>69295911
He is going to warg into Hodor to try and stop his grandfather and uncle from leave Winterfell.
And its going to lobotomize him.
>>69293474
Not to mention the whole importance of not Kinslaying thing to the Ironborn being fucked over the first moment Eurons confronts Balon.
>>69295894
Come to think of it, why would they fight Ned though, in that case. Did they really think he'd kill Jon?
>>69295866
christ she was beautiful
>>69295930
No you dumb bitch. Ghost is alive and so is Summer, and Nymeria.
>>69295616
STILL NO VIDEO
>>69295960
because you're probably Hodor level of stupid
>>69295884
Here's a reason. "I feel like going home."
>>69295907
How do you know what to shitpost about if you haven't watched the episodes?
>>69295959
>>69295949
I more figured he was a legit good fighter with a spear or some shit and between Ned and Howland they managed to kill him legit and not through some cheesy method.
Oh well.
>>69295786
Stannis has a bunch of fenestrators in his army?
>>69295960
>pirating shows
>>69295884
>jon meets sansa
>the pink "letter" is actually sansa's ravaged pussi
>jon goes into rage and marches on winterfell
bravo d&d, the rape scene finally makes sense
>>69295924
>duel
Kill yourself, you fucking retard.
>it's a "nothing fucking happens" episode
Jon's scenes consist 75% of brooding looks, the rest hugs and weird close ups
Sam gets sick LOL
Thickleesi reminds us she's too good for any more nudity, makes a vague threat
Bran watches a cool fight but leaves before anything interesting gets revealed
Tommen whines to the septon
Incest duo walk in on a meeting, fart joke, they leave
Arya gets ANOTHER training montage
Tyrion had a conversation about LITERALLY nothing
Just fuck my series up senpai. Is this actually the pacing of the show? We're seeing too many characters do fucking nothing and it's boring as hell
>>69295943
Thats pretty bad to be honest.
Its their world now however, so they can believe whatever they want
>>69295110
I WANT TO FUCKING PLOW HER PUSSY SO BAD
>>69295632
>WINTERFELL!!!
kek
>>69295119
>I will never see my hot aunt lyanna get fucked.
>>69295977
>Summer, and Nymeria.
i have no idea who these are.
>>69295926
Episode 1 : 4/10
Episode 2: 7/10
Episode 3: 5/10
Not worth watching so far.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10167234
>>69296003
I expected some bullshit win from Ned and Howland.
>>69295953
It was not really his acting so much as the back-and-forth of Tommen's loyalty.
This dude is flip-flops more than Clinton and it is not interesting.
Is Jon bringing friends to Winterfell?
>>69296010
Normies will defend this.
When can I find some French cuffs?
>Dual wield
that's anime-tier right there
>>69295875
It's all a massive scam.
>>69295950
>Robert enters the ToJ
>finds Lyanna right after giving birth
>"Promise me, Robert"
>"Promise what, what the fuck are you babbling about woman?"
>"It's Rhaegar's"
And then he kills himself.
Was duelweilding the write think to do in that moment?
>>69296024
Brans direwolf, and Aryas.
>>69295960
Kickass torrents has several up
>>69296010
Ser Axell what the fuck
>>69295736
imagine doing a rewatch of season 1 (the only good season)
you could do that
with ANY sequence of time in asoiaf
>>69296045
Uhh, he doesn't get to bring friends.
>>69294990
MY WHAT A TINY HEAD YOU HAVE
>>69295875
>To go forward, you must go back
so is stannis alive?
>>69295935
cya in a few hours cuck
>>69295965
The whole point is that Euron's an ABSOLUTE MADMAN though
>>69296024
Summer is Bran's dire wolf.
Nymeria is Arya's dire wolf who has a giant wolf pack and is straight up murder partying her way across the Westeros.
>>69296030
lel
Dualwielding longswords is fucking stupid. It becomes even dumber when you start fucking twirling them for no reason in an actual fight.
>>69295926
E1-3/10
E2- 7.5/10
E3- 4.5/10
Wall scenes are the only really good scenes imo.
>>69295528
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q36zYx1ZGmY
Way hotter. Get my dick rock hard everytime
>>69295838
This. We need to see more Dank Dornish Sandsnakes.
>>69296069
Na, what really happens was that Lyanna asked Ned to promise her that he'd call all of those Targ fucking shits because Rhaegar raped her, but Ned was too honorable.
>>69295834
>-Effecting the past may be possible?
We already knew this from the books. Except in the books you were tied to weirwoods, which explains why people started worshipping them, since it was the one place where you might hear a voice telling you what to do.
In the show they went full retard and changed it, so that if anything the whispers would have inspired a The Seven-like religion.
Why she replies of this retards?
>>69296030
It was a hell of a lot better than the sand snek one last season.
>>69295142
Azor Ahai needs king's blood.
Sam does not meet this requirement.
Jon, Bran, Dany, Arya, Tommen, all of the Greyjoys, and POSSIBLYJaime/Cersei, depending on if the fat fuck ever finishes the books, or ever elaborates on the blatant hints he droppedall have the potential to be Azor Ahai
She walks in your room and eats your last bag of doritos
What do?
>>69295875
>>69296060
i sincerely hope this fucking neckbeard dies to cholesterin before he could finish the last book.
how can it be so hard and slow to write this shit?
>>69296030
The choreography was ok. Nothing exceptional, but also not as bad as sneektits.. The problem was with the dual-wielding.
>>69296139
Because she's very lonely and desperate for some vague business
>>69296010
his cock is just that big
>>69296147
>rape
>>69296147
but benis in bagina gum on wite pucci hair
>>69296139
>Villain to Hero
Do normies forget she burned a innocent little girl alive?
>>69295212
who the fuck even is that?
>>69296147
commence tittyfucking.
>>69296003
In the book it was just the harsh reality the 3 cant take 7.
Ned NEVER boasted about killing The Sword of the Morning. And his kids knew that Howland Reed saved his life.
>>69296125
>promise me, Ned. Promise you'll bring my body back to winterfell, stuff it and pound my corpse every night.
>>69296174
Yes, they literally don't even remember what happened last season.
>>69295924
That's a stupid thing to be annoyed by. It was always obvious that Howland didn't 1v1 Dayne or some shit. He did something dishonourable.
I was less annoyed by the dual wielding than I was with how everyone kept being killed by throat-wounds, though.
So what are the spoilers that have been posted for this season ?
>>69296174
that was months ago
noone remembers that deformed little girl
>>69296030
I liked it, Dayne actually seemed GOAT
>>69295786
>rape the windows
>>69296174
It was the disgusting mutant offspring from some has been meme lord
>>69296208
this
>>69296206
fuck off frenchag
>>69296160
I´m here for you Carice
>>69295971
>be kingsguard
>prince orders you to guard tower with your life
>it's five days ride
>and in the middle of the fucking desert
>but you swore a vow so what the hey
>hang out outside tower in the middle of nowhere for days telling stories about cool battles and hot girls you've fucked
>run out of stories
>suddenly seven dudes show up
>one of them's some cheeky northern cunt
>he tells you your king is dead
>and your prince is dead
>realise you'll probably be executed by the new king for your loyalty to the old one
>northern monkey wants to get inside the tower
>fuck that
>>69295983
He usually uploads a vid in the 12 hours following a broadcast. What's going on? I'm concerned
>>69296087
Please delete this.
The Freys lost many good men when the rabid wolf Rob Stark went mad and turned into a beastman and there may be Freys in this thread who find it upsetting.
My prayers are with the Freys in this time of healing.
>>69296118
my dick jesus
>>69296010
George is fucking hardcore
>>69296174
Normies can't even handle having 2 characters with the same or similar names. That's why so many were cut for the show.
>>69296118
DELETE THIS
>>69296174
She never was a villain in first place you cunt
>>69296010
huh
>>69296234
>you realize your king is now a newly born crying baby
>>69295361
This is why I'm convinced Jaime will end up turning out to be the Aerys' rapebabby and also be Azor Ahai
It'd also mean that Jaime and his half-brother Tyrionboth killed their fathers
>>69296293
>>69296293
>>69296293
NEW BREAD
>>69296286
Literally happened multiple times in the history of Europe.
>>69296254
Gee I wonder who's behind this post?
>>69296287
Jaime and Cersei were born 3 years before Joanna visited KL.
>>69296234
Why didn't he just escort Ned in there to see they were protecting his sister and her baby?
So, Arya kills Cersei confirmed?
That means Cersei won't die after the Clegane-Bowl.
>>69296002
I piece together what happened from your reactions on /tv/
>>69296118
...Why bother talking to her if you were just going to kill her?
>>69295971
Yeah, I mean Elleria's children had their skulls smashed so it's a good chance that would happened too
>>69296349
what are you talkin about retard?
>>69296011
>nothing happened
What is this, One Piece General
>Jon hanged the traitors and left the Watch
>Bran learns about the past, and the dangers of dwelling in the past
>Arya gets her eyes back
>Thomenn finally starts acting like a king
>Daenerys learns her fate is at the hands of some counsil
>Varys learns who's behind Sons of Harpy
The only "useless" scenes were Sam's (most likely a briefing of his current status) and Tyrion's talk. Stop being a fucking moron, a lot happened for plot advancement
>>69296174
That's why they say from Villain to Hero, dumbass.
>>69296352
Sounds like a lot of work desu familia
>>69296320
Because it was in the script
>>69296030
this is actually sadly true.
I really don't see why people want to go out of their way to hate something, life is bad enough as it is without actively trying to find more to shit on.
>>69296026
That's actually pretty decent rating is go;
2
7
6
>entire thread triggered by "no afterlife"
What the fuck else were you expecting? GRRM is a staunch autistic fedora atheist. Check out the rest of his books they're all focused around how shit religion is.
If I was a Stark, I'd hang out with the Freys all the time and fuck all his daughters. Straight up.
>>69296613
roll deep senpai
The biggest fucking blue balls would have been if this episode didn't open to Jon Snow.
>>69295583
God I would fire my hot cum all over her lips.
>>69295999
Dem Trips Nigga
>>69295171
Come up with new theories then
>>69295359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fPgIIB67bw
Games of Thorne's spinoff when?
I really didn't think it was possible for me to like Jon anymore as a character.
I do hope he gets somewhat more aggressive and ruthless as it goes on though, I was really hoping he'd remark on how Olly/Alliser had betrayed him instead of just going "they stabbed me, i did what I thought was right."
>>69295474
kek
