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best swordfighting corey-ography of all time HANDS DOWN
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best swordfighting corey-ography of all time HANDS DOWN
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>>69282275

>tell me about dayne!
>why does he use two swords like a fag?
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are you kidding me? they are anticipating every attack. you can see the actors line up for a block or a parry before the person engaged in combat with them even starts to attack. it was amateurish at best. go watch the scene again.
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>>69282275
Some of the adult cosplayers I saw at comic con last year did a better job flinging their fake play swords around in public in a vain attempt at wooing the paid costumed models there then these guys.
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>>69282275
>double long swords
jesus christ who wrote this bullshit
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WHY TWO FUCKING SWORDS?

Godamn that makes my blood boil. No one dual wields for real, its fucking anime bullshit.

and Dawn was a GREATSWORD. Well done Dabid&Dan. Well done.
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DUWAL-WIELD
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>>69284318
Except Miyamoto Musashi.
But that was with a Katana and a Wakazashi, not two longswords.
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>>69284318
>being this mad over dual weilding in a fantasy show with other magic swords and dragons and shit
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>>69282275
>single hand can parry a two hand strike

ya no
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JEWEL-WIELD
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>>69284318
I bet you think they should have shown him holding it with one hand two, we get it nerd it's "supposed to be fantasy"
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>>69285183
>anime reaction image

yep everything checks out
MODS
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>>69284318
I think dual-wielding longswords is more of an American thing. Probably from D&D.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR1cMPnMcaY

>>69285475
Yeah we should definitely ban anime reaction images on an anime site.
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>>69285571
>Yeah we should definitely ban anime reaction images on an anime site
Agreed.
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>>69285475
did it purely because you mentioned anime<

>ANIME
>N
>I
>M
>E
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>>69285199
>Not understanding how deflection works
>"Angled tank armor can't deflect a shell"
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It was a pretty good scene
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More overchoreographed 'actors swinging at each other's swords and aren't even pretending to be in any real danger' nonsense. It's like children playing with sticks.

And don't say all movie and TV fights are like that. The Duelists, Troy, Excalibur, Rob Roy, Rome, even Game of Thrones itself has had well-choreographed fights in earlier seasons. Why can't it get good again, why have standards slipped?
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>>69282275
Why does he have two swords? Does he lose them often?
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>>69282275

this scene was honestly fucking garbage

not only the fighting but the writing and the acting
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DID THEY HIRE NOLAN?
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>>69283883
>>69284190
>>69284248
>>69284318

Whining virgin bed-wetters
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>>69286362
hahaha holy shit
I hope the guy in the foreground got fired
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>>69282275

RED SUN
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>>69288522
..yeah, blame the actor
After all it was being broadcast live, right?
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GEEEEEE ARTHUR

HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU WIELD TWO SWORDS?
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UMBERMENCSH FUCKING CONFIRMED.

UMBERS REFUSED TO KNEEL OR SWEAR FEALTY. UMBERS INSULTED RAMSAY TO HIS FUCKING FACE. UMBERS POACHED A RANDOM DIREWOLF TO POSE AS SHAGGY DOG. UMBERS STILL HEART STARKS 4EVER.

UMBERMENSCH CONFIRMED. GET HYPE.
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>>69289041
Dis gonna be fucking good I still feel like rickon will die though :(
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>>69289098
Not before Ramsay plays his games with him
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>>69286362

kek'd
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you guys dont seem to understand that you absolutely need two swords fight against multiple opponents

dual wielding is only inconvenient if both swords are supposed to go in the same direction. dayne is using one for defending at the front and one at the back or alternatively left and right sides, so there are no limitations to his range of motion. if he only used one sword, someone would rek him from behind similar to what happened in the end

a shield would actually be worse than a second sword in that situation - especially if we're talking about an exceptional swordsman like arthur dayne. having him wield just one sword and nothing else like in the books would be beyond retarded and essentially the same as fighting with your fists
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>>69282275
>He hasn't seen Polanski's Macbeth
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>>69291669

Apparently, neither did anyone else.
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>>69291561
>a shield would actually be worse than a second sword in that situation
no
not at all. A shield offers a lot more options than backhanding a sword. In any case, high quality plate is nigh impenetrable to almost all swords, as long as you aren't static.
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>>69291561

History has proven that you are wrong. Just stop
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>>69282275
I don't get it, which one is Dawn?
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>>69292096
Historians have literally no idea how people used to fight medieval times.
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>>69285183
God just go and kill yourself already.
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>>69292729

You're the one getting mad.
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>>69292096

you mean the surviving records which represent barely a 0.01% fraction of all the contemporary material produced? an amount that is so insignificant it could very well be considered a statistical error?

and knighthood was a full time job, who wrote all those historical records? sure as fuck weren't the knights. any memes you've heard about dual wielding not being practical are perpetrated by people who have never held a sword in their lives nor have they ever seen real combat. just looking at the raw physics of it, you'll see that it works just fine
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Has there ever been an excellent long take sword fight in any film/show?
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>>69291561
>good swordsman with one sword may as well be using fists
>but two swords...

Nice false equivalence you stupid, fucking animefaggot. Keep defending the shows errors and missteps, it's beyond pitiful.
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>>69285571

that was the worst thing i've ever seen

god anime is so fucking stupid
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>>69292808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC6dgtBU6Gs

inb4 leddit
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>>69286362
And that was the keeper take? Guy's prop shield malfunctions/he drops it, and they're like "Perfect!"
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>>69291847
This is what bothered me. 4 v 1, if the Ned's boy had some fucking armor, they could have just bum rushed him and then stabbed him in the weak spots. Swinging a sword one handed isn't going to cut through armor.
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>>69291561
It's painfully obvious you don't know what you're talking about.
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At least they could have given him a dagger instead of another longsword if they really wanted him to dual wield. They were just trying to clash swords and make noises, that was a bit disappointing.

Pic unrelated, but damn cute
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>>69292780
Dual wielding full-sized swords is just about as practical as dual wielding pistols.
Anyone with common sense or who has played with swordfighting with sticks as a kid knows so much.
It looks cool but doesn't make it any more valid tactic, get over it.
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>>69289041
>random direwolf
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>>69285475
>He doesn't know how argument works
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Holy shit what if Greatjon is alive... no he isn't but holy shit that would've been awesome
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>>69282275
>Reed: Now you're gonna pay for that...

>*teleports behind you
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>>69286194
>Why does he have two swords?
This kept triggering me too.
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>>69292096
>History
You mean Tabletop roleplaying games
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Well, at least Arthur Dayne was not cast as a nigger
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>>69286362
Man, this show use to be cool.
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>>69286362
in his defense, seeing how he has to face Arthur fucking Dayne, he probably shat his pants minutes ago and his palms are sweaty and cramping up from stress and fear.
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>now it begins
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>>69293640
No. Now it ends.
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>>69286362
well the guy they had for oberyn x mountain is on star wars now, so it looks like theyve got a shit replacement.
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>>69282275
It was actually good despite the dual sword meme.
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>>69292780
>medieval knights used two swords because I say so :^)
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>>69293640
No. I came back to stop you.
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>>69293640
No, na-wittenzs
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>Today it's ends
>tfw
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>>69282275

>Arthur Dayne
>"The Sword of the Morning"
>famed for his greatsword "Dawn"
>fights with two regular sized swords
>"Dawn" is a piece of shit with a little sun drawn on it

why does everything look like shit this season? did HBO slash their budget?
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>>69293840

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SWORD
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>>69293712
Dayne should've replied with "For you."
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>>69286179
>why have standards slipped?
Like in 90% of all shows? They start off strong, and gradually decline into shit. The self respecting viewers leave, while the plebs remain and eat whatever shit the kikes throw on thier plate with each passing season e.g. TWD, Lost, Dexter (holy shit Dexter was painful to watch in the final seasons)
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>>69294002
Funnier than a fart joke. Hopefully even D&D won't go that low- Oh
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HACKSOOOOOON
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>>69291561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJBEDxh0RQw
retard
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>>69293337
who is this semen demon
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>>69294420
No idea. Took it on /tg/.
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i enjoyed the scene
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>>69286285

Is this a common gesture in Japan? I know they're famous for being reserved, but do girls really cover their mouth that often when they laugh, or is it just an anime thing?
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>>69294385

This guy sounds just like my Roman history teacher. And in both cases, I assume he knows what he's talking about purely because of the accent.
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>>69294089
watching later seasons of House M.D. is heart breaking
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>>69294385
autism...
that people need a video of some guy explaining something SO obvious
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>>69293609
this, i'd probably shit myself and run seeing that shit.
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>>69294448
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>69286362
>>69293609

This, a guy making a mistake in combat is actually kind of realistic.

>fighting the greatest swordsman alive
>terrified
>sweating like crazy because it's the fucking desert
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>>69294522
Yeah must he heartbreaking to realize you wasted so much time on a shitty show
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>>69294469
Mix of both. They do sometimes, but in general anime styles revolve around extremely exaggerated and simple expressions that can't be misinterpreted.
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>>69294469
in japan if you act like an anime you're probably an autistic faggot.
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>>69284833
And he only used the Wakazashi basically as a shield anyway.
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>dual wielding
>no proper armour

Remember when they at least pretended to try?
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>>69284318
Good thing GoT isn't a historical series and is a fantasy show then.
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>>69294878
>no proper armour
what?
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>>69294754
> seasons 1 and 2 of House
> shitty
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>>69294892
This argument is so retarded.
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>>69294828
European rapier and dagger is the same principle. You mostly use it to close a line but you can also use it to stab if you happen to end up that close to your opponent.
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>>69294920
Kingsguard Season1.
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>>69293600
THIS

but i have to say i always loved how the books would talk about Dawn like it was the king of swords so not seeing it was a bummer
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>>69294920
>>69294997
Kingsguard Season 6.

They don't even try anymore.
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>>69294997
what's your point?
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>Ollie's village is seized by bandits
>His mother most likely raped and killed
>His father killed
>Both of which have most likely been cannibalized
>Escape to castle Black
>Learn to fight
>Find a big brother in Jon Snow
>Both you and Jon fight for survival against the wildlings siege
>Even save his life

>Jon goes full retard
>HURR DURR LETS ALLOW THESE RAPISTS AND MUTILATORS THROUGH THE GATES
>Stab Jon

>Jon comes back
>Ollie executed
>GoT audience cheering LITTLE BASTARD HAD IT COMING

I don't get it. If I were Ollie I'd have done the same.
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>GOT S1
>Actual two handing of swords
>GOT now
>left hand awkwardly hangs in the air while the right hand swings what looks like a slash with no power in it
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>>69295044
>>69294997
To be fair that look more like ceremonial armor, they're in the palace after all. Also the flashback with Eddard is a few decades in the pastso maybe they had a different style back then.
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>>69294977
Not really, if a maestar can bring someone back from the dead as a zombie puppet then the greatest swordsman who ever lived should be able to fight like one.
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>>69294444
can you please go back there and find out? thx
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>>69295044
>decades before
>obviously Lannister-influenced armour
???
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>>69282275
>sword of the morning
>legendary sword
>dual wield bro

I genuinely don't understand what happened or how there is anyone left who doesn't see how shitty GOT is getting. The choreography S1 with the sword fight between Jaime and Ned was excellent, now there isn't a single fight scene that isn't completely ridiculous.
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>>69294997
CIA in the background casually showing us all who's really in charge here
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>>69294385
>trying to prove a point using what some 90 lb virgin has to say

did you make the video? if so i fell for it cuz i gave you a view
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>>69295080
ollie could have had a cute wildling gf like jon and sam but he wanted to be a cunt instead
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>>69295109
To be fair, you're a gay cu ck.
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>>69295111
Except he doesn't. He flails like an idiot. The reason dual wielding like that didn't happen historically is because it's insanely impractical. The swords are too long so they'd get tangled up with each other, they can't move freely, which is why all he does is these spinning moves to make it look flashy.
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>>69295080
Jon literally fucking saved his life, he has every right to hate Jon but not fucking kill him.
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>>69295104
At some point they decided that holding a sword with two hands was bad. It was also a thing for Jon vs Fooking Legend and Brienne vs Hound. Their left hand just hangs there as if they're getting ready to catch the sword with their hands or some shit.
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>>69291561
I don't think I've ever read anything so stupid, you an experienced sword fighter from watching anime and playing vidya?
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>>69295080
man fuck ollie: i clapped when i saw the closeup of him hanging. I mean i get he's an angsty teen but he's got to understand that there's a bigger fight coming.

i don't know what was worse: hanging or the number puberty did on him
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>>69292670
>no one ever wrote anything down or painted anything during the middle ages

>>69292780
>this thing I made up from watching anime definitely happened! Despite literally thousands and thousands of pieces of evidence to the contrary and absolutely zero evidence of dual wielding

You seriously sound like a 14 year old who swings around sticks in his backyard and thinks he knows 'real combat' as a result.
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>>69282275
G O A T
O
A
T
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i_-MXLG_i-c
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>>69295044

You're surprised that the Kingsguard of a different royal family wear armor that looks different? Or that guys who are actually going into battle where functional armor, not ceremonial flowery shit?
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>>69295080
I just feel like if they fucking explained why they helped the widlings escape over the wall, their would be no fucking problem.
Just explain that white walkers are back, dumb fucking show.
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>>69293819
>there are people dumb enough to actually think this

Are you serious? the movements were so painfully scripted looking, clunky and ridiculous.
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>>69295104
Dual wielding is canon lol s1 got it wrong
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>>69295370
>thinking that armour is functional

It looks like plastic and covers barely anything.
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>>69294089
TWD and dexter were always pretty shit.

Vikings has stayed around same quality through out all 5 seasons and they don't even have a rock solid narrative to work off of.
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>>69295348
I would shit myself in this situation
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>>69295394
im not talking about dual wielding.
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>>69295080
>actually allowing the white walkers to add more meat to their army

I get that you guys are shilling the Trump train on this one but if you actually take a step back and look at the bigger picture you'll realise Thorne and Ollie were acting on muh historical fee fees and not for the protection of the realm.
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>Ned finishes the guy by fucking slashing the guy with an armor in the chest
Are their armor made out of plastic?
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>>69285183
>i don't know how supsension of disbelief works
magic and shit is okay because it's backed up by the universe, retarded fighting techiques aren't
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>>69295394
First off the biggest problem with the scene is the choreography is TERRIBLE. Whether they had dual wielding or not that was the same kind of choreography the sand sneks had last season that got so much flak, it just looks so cheesy and stupid.

Secondly, Arthur Dayne is called 'The sword of the morning' for his greatsword dawn, they literally could have had either of the other two kingsguard dual wield if they really had their heart set on that. This scene was so powerful in the book with each of the kingsguard coming forward and saying one line of the conversation and both sides full of respect for each other and some what sad about being honor driven to fight. They re-wrote it so the other two kingsguard weren't in it, the conversation was shittier and Ned was pissed at them then hired literally the worst choreographer in hollywood they could find.
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>>69295532
It was a superior valyrian steel blade folded over a thousand times.
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>>69295446
>around same quality

True, it was always dumb, the idiocy just went in the muh-empowered-females way
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>>69295080
Ollie was a racist, he thought all Wildings were responsible for his village's raid. It was only that one group of Wildings.
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>>69295170
>some 90 lb virgin
It's funny how obvious butthurt /GoT/ poster uses this term against a functional person with knowledge and social circle. I mean if you actually have a point against what he said you could still be an overweight autistic virgin, only less dumb.
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>>69295109
>>69295044
>>69295148
>>69295370
FFS. How many times do I have to say it.

The fucking Kingsguard armor, from Season 1-2? or even 3? Was fucking stolen by some Croat cunt. They would have gone with that armor the whole way through otherwise, but the theft gave them the opportunity to "explore other artistic" versions of the Kings-guard armor.
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>>69295794
someone just stole all the armour? the fuck
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>>69291561
>you guys dont seem to understand that you absolutely need two swords fight against multiple opponents
No. The only time it was ever used was in the arena and the Romans did that shit for the lulz. Gladiators were slaves and expendable.
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>>69294997
>CIA was CIAing way before Batman Rises was released
Based.
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>>69295828
>The only time it was ever used was in the arena and the Romans did that shit for the lulz
incorrect
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>>69295882
cool counter point
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>S1 choreography
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwRix1p9sDY

>S4 choreography
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS2IYyywZMs

>S5 choreography
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfPn_MFWRa0

>S6 choreography
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ual0wSnY8qs

Anyone who doesn't notice a drastic decline in quality is willfully retarded.
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Wouldn't it be really powerful to wield a medium-sized sword + a short sword?
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>>69291561
>you guys dont seem to understand that you absolutely need two swords fight against multiple opponents
iirc musashi did actually say this

never heard of DWing same length swords though
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>>69295882
Gladiators were spectacle fighters, they did all kinds of shit.
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>>69282275
>[spins both blades menacingly]
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>>69295903
>unironically using the sand snek fight as an argument
how retarded can you be?
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>>69295702
>vikings went muh empowered females

What are you talking about? Lothbrok is still going around fucking hoes and slaughtering dudes. The only strong woman in the show is his first wife who's getting played and having her position stolen at home and being used by the english king.
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bad pussy vs dayne

who wins?
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>>69295788
>functional person with knowledge and social circle

haha, ok now i know for sure you made this video.

I don't disagree but if you're arguing a point to those who see otherwise: best not post a video of yourself and not expect to get made fun of
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>>69295974
>the sand snek fight doesn't count because reasons

The only retard here is you. The quality of the choreography has gone to complete shit.
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Hey guys let push the Dayne scene into the plane scene of our generation, it has potential.
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>>69286362
that shield is heavy, don't blame him
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>>69295998
>[farts blades menacingly]
nathing personel
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>>69296023
please kill yourself
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>>69295903
>Oberyn vs the Mountain

I like to pretend that this version is the real one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8oOi6JOXEQ

Using a body double is what made that fight so good in the first place imo, if the Sand Snake girls had done the same thing, it wouldn't have been so awful.
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>>69293337
Who is this is this lewd lieutenant?
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>>69295788
>tips fedora
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DAYNE?
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>>69296074
man, why so butt hurt? just people's opinions don't let it ruin your day
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>>69295903
the choreography has been shit since season 3. remember how underwhelming the Jaime/Brienne fight was
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>>69286362
>tfw you spot a fly halfway between you and your opponent
>tfw your shield velcro fucks up again
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>sword of the morning
>wields the greatsword Dawn
>fighting with two swords for some retarded reason
THEY HAD ONE JOB
WHY ARE D&D SUCH FUCKING HACKS HOLY SHIT
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>all this talking fags that somehow is still alive in the show despite being surrounded and hated like the Christian fag leader

I miss the hound.
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>>69296076
lol this video makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it
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>>69291561
>a shield would actually be worse than a second sword in that situation
I like how this hypthesis is explored in the rest of the post
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>>69296115
>The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light

kek
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>>69295915
Yup, you wield a sword in your main hand and a dagger with a large perpendicular bar across it in the other. The sword is to strike with, the dagger is to catch their sword mid-strike, deflect it, parry it, whatever. If they did that, it would be much better than this retarded shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parrying_dagger
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>>69296183
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>>69296023
Just so you know, you are lashing out at 3 different anons.
This is just hilarious lol.
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>>69291561
How is using a single greatsword the equivalent of fighting with your fists? Why is a second sword better than a shield?

your post is basically

>lol dual wielding is great because guys
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>>69296248

Nah man, watch this guy's video - i guess the dude that made it is posting here too.

>>69294385

I trust his opinion because he's a functional person with knowledge and a social circle
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>>69296028
hahahahahh oh my god you aren't baiting.
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>>69289041
The Bastardbowl leak confirms Umbers are playing it straight. He's loyal to Bolton, he just ain't bending the knee.
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>>69295903
The second kingsguard literally almost falls over at 2:10 just from drawing his sword, how fucking lazy have the directors gotten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ual0wSnY8qs
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>>69296291
>lashing out

cmon man, i'm just having a good time with these posts
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>>69296438
>hurr durr I have nothing to say to explain why sank sneks 'doesn't count' as part of the show so I'll just keep vaguely saying 'ur stupid'

We both know you're the retard here anon, you said something idiotic and can't defend it. Good thing this site is anonymous.
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they had one job, why did they fail?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWRMLGzzY90
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>>69295828
You retard. Gladiator battles were like wrestling, except they needed actual expensive training. People got attached, had favorites, the best guys were even more well known than the politicians. They literally had advertising deals. It wasn't about death, people didn't go to see death. They wanted to see heroes, excitement, etc. That's why they did ship battles. That's why they had animals.

You can look all of this up.
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>>69295974
>implying the sand snakes don't have retarded choreography
>implying you aren't a moron
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>>69296593

AND HIS NAME IS JUNIUS CENA
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>>69295170
>he thinks I'm lindybeige
holy kek what a retard
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>>69296593
Thanks for the info, retard. . It was much more extensive than Gibbon or the million history books I have.
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>>69296735
i jumped at posting in a "duel wielding" thread because i knew fedora gentlemen like you would get butthurt being made fun of. i'm enjoying the show
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>>69296974
you're the one getting butthurt at people criticizing a show you like
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>>69296971
http://archive.archaeology.org/0811/abstracts/gladiator.html
https://books.google.nl/books?id=dkE24t_drk0C&pg=PA144&dq=gladiator+death+rate&hl=en&sa=X&ei=hqb5Uui9LoO4yQG4voDwCQ&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=gladiator%20death%20rate&f=false
http://faculty.uml.edu/ethan_Spanier/Teaching/documents/CyrinoGaldiator.pdf
http://www.ew.com/article/2000/05/12/how-near-does-gladiator-come-truth
http://au.ign.com/articles/2000/02/10/not-such-a-wonderful-life-a-look-at-history-in-gladiator
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>>69282275
>SHANK TWO NIGGAS ONCE
>SHANK ONE NIGGA TWICE
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>>69297073
what the? i'm making fun of the video my man that dual wields posted...i haven't even said anything about the show

>learn to read
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>>69282275
Watching this seen right now i really should read the books.How long was ned at war here in this seen and how long was his sister captive. i dont think jon is his son but nephew and the mother ned's sister. just a dumb guess.
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Why can't D&D manage decently choreographed fights? The only scene I can think of that was worse than this dual wielding shit was the first sand snakes 'fight.'
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>>69297086
I know what gladiators were. No need to link to shit I already know.
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>>69297073
i see why i confused you - my bad buddy, let me clarify

>i'm enjoying the show
>"show" as in you getting mad i'm making fun of the video
>show as in also you getting mad in a "dual wielding" thread

ok, sorry about that
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>>69297211
>>69296974
>i'm enjoying the show
>i haven't even said anything about the show
>tells me to learn how read
stop posting anytime
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>>69297333
no one is getting mad, I think you might be autistic
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>>69295080
Trump 2016. Build the wall.
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>>69283883
Just because the stuntmen were shit at their job doesn't mean it wasn't a cool sword fight
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>>69296971
Who is looking at Who in this picture?
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>>69297390
ok dude - you got me, i'm mad and autistic. You win the internet argument! i'll stop posting now
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>>69295348
>that anime bullshit where they run at each other
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>>69295170
>he thinks he's better than lindybeige
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>>69295393
Of course it was scripted, you dumbass autist motherfucker, what should have they done, a real sword fight?

>>>/r9k/
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>>69296251
>how does light work
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>>69297519
you're doing the board a favor
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>>69282275
felt like watching the star wars prequels
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>>69297615
What are you going on about anon
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>>69296486
>The Bastardbowl leak

where can I read this?
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>>69293609
is this reddit?
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>>69297645
i got off track with the video: back to the matter at hand of discussing dual wielding and it's pros and cons!
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>>69297758
you should test what is better for commiting sudoku, dual wielding or one handing
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>>69297889
>and the butthurt goes on
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>>69297714
Nah, the SW prequels were much faster and flashier. There was actually a sense of weight with the swords in this scene. The long take between Ned and Arthur in particular was great.
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I haven't seen top tier sword fighting since Troy.
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>>69286362
The blow was so great it broke the shield
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>>69285183

this: >>69295534

Magic and shit is established by the universe, so it's fine. This choreography looks like shit and makes absolutely no sense, even in the context of the universe.
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>>69298300
Crap, wrong photo
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>>69296505
Pretty fucking lazy. Remember that scene in episode 1 where the graffiti on the wall is all english except for one word, AND THEN VARYS EXPLAINS THAT WORD. D&D just don't give a shit about making a coherent storyline
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>>69298140
Most movies and shows have shit-tier swordfighting, because the directors can't be bothered to give their actors the time they need to learn something coherent.

That said, GoT does seem to be shitting things up to a greater degree than you'd expect. Maybe they spend most of their rehearsal time on the nude scenes.
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>>69299149
Said the faggot.
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>>69295903
In all seriousness after watching all of them , as a normal tv viewer with no inside knowledge

s6 > s1 >s4 >s5
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Why wasn't sir getting stabbed in the back wearing a mail coif like any sensible expert fighter would have done?
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>>69286362
I just wish they didn't change the camera angle enough to make one have absolutely no idea of what is going on.
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>>69299370
But that's one of the best ways to mask shit fighting
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>>69298300
Who dat
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>>69299433
https://youtu.be/J7MYlRzLqD0

I need more like the first part of this where you just have a nice sideline view.
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>>69299334
It's been a pretty ok season as far as I can tell, but I'm no GoT expert. The sand snakes seem a bit silly, but whatever.
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>>69299459
Agreed - the less cuts to different shots, the better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhwIrONyEzg
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>>69299450
rosalyn landor
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0484961/

Brits would know her from a good Hammer film and TNG. Americans for TNG.
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>>69291561

since people still seem confused about this - a visual representation

doing this twisting motion you can parry with your weight behind the swing on both sides. this assumes that dayne can gauge which angle he has to hit every time but that's pretty much a given

as you can see, one sword gets BTFO and it's pretty obvious that a shield wouldn't have the same reach and offensive capabilities that dual wielding brings. it's just physics, you cant really argue against it
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>>69285183

Westeros obeys our laws of physics
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There is a part where one of them approaches Dayne from behind only to jerk back and back off for no reason
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>>69297224
>just a dumb guess
You nailed it
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>>69300644
Movement and strategy are more useful than having a second sword to block attacks you won't always be able to see.

http://www.tameshigiri.ca/2014/05/02/on-engaging-multiple-opponents/
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>>69295348
>that shot where the camera slowly moves through the arch as the bad guy walks out in a wide shot while scraping his sword along the ground
Fuck, what a waste of a genuinely great shot
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>>69297224
Actually he impregnated his sister in that tower right there.
GRRM loves his incest.
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>>69286179
They fired the guy who used to do their choreography. I forget his name, but it was the same guy that did Rob Roy
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>>69302246
William Hobbs - fuck knows why they fired him. Maybe he was too expensive and they figured they could just make some shit up.
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>>69295389
He did multiple times.
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>>69300644
Oh sweet so we just pretend that the third dimension doesn't exist right?
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>>69285183
This, it's fine.

On the other hand I like how the autistic bane-faggots sperg out about this or pretend to do so. This place is so shitty and bait infested that I only come here for laughs really.
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>>69303259
My only complaint is that I wish they'd managed to make it look better than they did.
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