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>>69291857
>>69292930
he died too soon
other one was earlier delete this pls
-op
What did they mean with the extreme close-up shots?
First for Darkstar
Total eclipse of the fart
What a shit way to take Jon's story
We finally get what we've been waiting years for, then they just turn him into a depressed little man and "My watch has ended"
Fuck off
>>69292930
Bring back based Viserys.
>Now it begins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6puDzNMGZY BEST SCENE ALREADY UP
>>69293018
>NAOMEWATCHENDZ
>>69292978
They wanted you to make meme pics out of them.
"And now it begins," said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
"No," Ned said with sadness in his voice. "Now it ends." As they came together in a rush of steel and shadow, he could hear Lyanna screaming. "Eddard!" she called. A storm of rose petals blew across a blood-streaked sky, as blue as the eyes of death.
>Ramsay: Osha I'm House Bolton
>Umber: She wasn't alone
>Ramsay: Uh, you don't get to bring friends
>Umber: Don't worry, he's a gift as well
>Ramsay: And why would I want him?
>Umber: He threatens your claim. He's a young pup, a would-be King in the North
>Ramsay: STARK?
How did the resurrection magically remove the cloth Jon was wearing when he was laying on the table?
lol this fucking scene. Jamie and Cersie failing at trying to be the bad cool kids. Fucking losers
>>69292978
memes, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEB5t1qRdmY
>I recall a few chances
>hating that ToJ scene
>>69293054
kek
How good are the current KG? Meme mountain included.
>>69293054
What were his last thoughts?
>>69293078
pure dogshit
>>69293078
Shit tier.
>>69293099
I GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVED
>>69293054
https://a.pomf.cat/eqknsk.webm
>>69293067
>how to ruin a good scene
>occupy 90% of it with poorly choreographed action
>>69293078
Meme mountain alone gives them some slack but absolutely garbage compared to Aerys'
>>69293099
gg no re
>>69293099
he warged into howland reed and killed the good trick
his last thoughts were "now i became a tower of joy"
>>69293099
>Obligatory JUST
>>69293052
Kevan so tired of their shit.
And Mace: "MY MOTHER!"
>>69293099
JUST HANG MY SHIT UP
>>69292930
For fucks sake where is this show going
Stannis is dead
Brienne randomly finds everyone
"Greedy bitch"
Pecker joke
"Next time I have an idea like that punch me in the face"
Davos randomly hops on the Jon-train and for some reason completely forgets about Shireen
Bring Balon up after 2 seasons just to kill him 5 minutes later
Pycelle literally shits himself
Come on I mean the show is still generally good but theres a noticeable quality drop
EVEN ROCKY HAD A MONTAGE!
>>69293144
the action was really good though, it was over the top but still felt like it had enough weight to be realistic.
So Rickon being captured is part of some elaborate ruse, right?
>>69293078
One of the worst Kingsguards in history
Arys Oakheart and Balon Swann are ok, but
>A boy whore with a sword could beat three Meryn Trants
>Boros Blount is fat, old and useless
>Jaime is a cripple and killed his king
>Mountain, aside from being a monstrous rapist and war criminal, is a literal monster
>>69293200
>knight in plate armor
>duel wielding two longswords
>5v1 couldn't flank him
???????????????
>>69293210
I hope so
But I think he'll get tortured etc. to make it up to SJW for the Sansa rape scene.
Lady Stoneheart when?
>>69293219
He's that good
>>69293210
Nope. rickon is good as dead on the show.
So we're basically back to the boring filler of season 4 again, right? This episode was shit
>>69293052
Was there something worse than all of Tywin's kids in this episode? Who was the worst of them? My money is on Jaime, although Tyrion doesn't even try.
>>69293197
Pecker jokes from Tormund was something GRRM even overdid in the books, so I blame him. At least they are rarer on the show.
>>69293210
Shaggydog story.
He's probably the person that was skinned in the trailer.
Boltons love to skin Starks.
>>69293219
>greatest swordsman who ever lived
>shouldn't be able to fight astoundingly well
reminder that barry did 6v1 and won, and you people complained he went out unremarkably.
>>69293219
hes the best swordsman of all time
he has a sword with a little sun at the bottom too
>>69293210
Ramsay needs a new Reek
>>69293250
>This episode was shit
For you
>there are people posting on /got/ RIGHT NOW that legitimately think that was Shaggydog
>>69293210
>D&D Capable of Subtlety
Why did they make resurrected Jon a miserable crybaby?
>>69293099
"IF I AM TO BE REBORN ANEW, OLD GODS, I PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL KILL THAT STARK FUCKING SHIT ONCE AGAIN"
>>69293253
Cersei was based, you could feel the hate when she was talking with Qyburn.
Jaime is basically a non character now and Tyrion is a walking meme tho
>>69292985
every plot point has been handled so poorly.
> jon needs a conflict. let's kill him.
> okay now let's easily revive him
> the act of reviving him did not affect his character in any way
> well that was pointless
> rickon and osha are going to the spooby island of skagos
> davos is gonna save them and redeem himself to stannis!
> okay now lets have stannis randomly killed by some other unrelated character
> also lets give rickon to ramsay bolton without explaining how he got there
> well that was pointless
>>69293253
Jaime is one of the best characters in the books and one of the worst in the series.
>>69293250
It certainly was the best of the season yet
>>69293214
How did Meryn Trant beat Syrio, though?
>>69293266
wojack and pepe are bffs
>>69293219
>mfw thats exactly what happened in the books
>bookfags would whine if he didn't kick all their asses like he did then
>>69293236
I want to believe, anon.
>>69293250
Best of the season so far.
F A R T S
A R T S F
R T S F A
T S F A R
S F A R T
>>69293103
>>69293116
>>69293153
>>69293214
Who would make good replacements?
>>69293264
barry killed 11 dudes with daggers in an alley before dying
it was unrealistic af, once one of them got too close he should have died
>A fucking fart joke
>>69293227
Move over thramsay, Ramsay x Rickon (or ramon) is my new OTP!!!
>>69293285
idunno maybe because he got stabbed by his brothers 5 subjective minutes ago
>>69293253
They've always been shit but now that their downfall is starting to happen. It's really starting to show.
Only thing keeping this fags on top was tywin and now he's dead.
>>69293293
>yfw Stannis's history was the shaggy dog story all along.
>>69293118
Underrated
>>69293329
Barry should have killed them all. The people he was fighting were no Swords of the morning.
*pfft*
>>69293338
This. Say what you will about Tywin or Joffrey but they never would have let a bunch of zealous cunts like the Sparrows take over the city.
>>69293293
are you retarded? Rickon and osha didn't go to skagos in the show, they went to whatever the seat of house umber is called. and the dude of said house brought them to ramsay. It isn't that hard to understand, is it?
>>69293329
He had daggers, them getting close is an advantage for HIM not them.
Unrealistic af though. They could've killed him at range before he ever got any of them.
>>69293099
>AND NOW IT ENDS
>>69293230
She is trash
>nothing personal, kid
>>69293329
it was only 6 or 8 that he actually killed.
>>69293302
Syrio didn't have a sword, or armour, just a stick
How long has it been time line wise from Bobby B's death up to the latest episode? A year?
>Roose Bolton wos a kunnt
Yeah right and Ramsay is trustworthy ally.
Umber ruses Ramsay and is under CIA's control. Just like the Manderlys.
>>69293325
In the show? Loras Tyrell.. and that's it. They didn't introduce anyone worthy in the show like lyle crakehall
>>69293398
>AH NOAH TENZ!
Which storyline have the best /got/ boy?
>>69293407
5 years or so
*brrp*
>>69293422
The one with a vagina
>>69293422
there's something about castell's chops......
>>69293343
oh right, that reminds me of another shitty plot point with how the stark direwolves are completely pointless (after several books of hyping them up) except ghost (who nobody gives a fuck about anyway) and possibly nymeria and grey wind
>>69293409
What happened to Greatjon? He wasn't dead in the books.
>>69293325
Bronn
So Jon risked his life bringing all the wildlings past the wall because of the incoming threat of the White Walkers and the undead army marching to kill the entire world, witnessing himself the dead being resurrected for the army,
got killed and now his "watch has ended" because he came back to life
WHAT
>>69293372
life isn't a videogame bro
>>69293459
DIRE WOLF POWER RANKINGS
NYMERIA
GHOST
SUMMER
GREY WIND
SHAGGYDOG
LADY
>>69292930
This 10/10 goddess is literally the best part of the arya plotline
>>69293277
He looked to small. But maybe prop department just didn't care.
But i'm crossing my fingers for a secret Rickon + Osha commando operation behind the enemy lines.
>>69293427
Sam's wife's son is still a fucking babby. Fuck OFF
>>69293481
you can't fight the WW with only the night's watch, gotta unite the north first
guess what he's gonna do
*PFFTHRRRT*
>and a boy nice and young. The way Katstark likes them.
fucking savage umber
>>69293372
IT WAS ME, BARRY! I WAS THE HARPY ALL ALONG!
>>69293486
This show is a videogame.
>>69293481
The nights watch cant do shit against the white walkers.
His only option is to raise an army loyal to him, or at least loyal to the cause.
>>69293479
I was being about equally retarded since I read 'he had daggers' as 'they had daggers'
Let's just cut our losses and pretend the conversation never happend, I deleted my post and all
>>69293502
I honestly don't mind the Arya storyline now that she's actually fucking getting somewhere with the training. It's a shame it took like 50 seasons to get started
>>69293481
He's going to need the North united to fight off the Walkers.
>>69293409
The fact that he is constantly insulting them makes me believe it is a ruse. It has to be. The sheer ammount of good luck for Ramsay is retarded at this point.
>>69293052
Cersei and Jaime aren't the insufferable ones, it's Kevan and old sarcastic bitch. I can't wait for Kevan to die and the Tyrell's to get assraped by the faith.
>>69293099
i tried to make america great again
>>69293523
Now way a dude with that kind of bants is on ramsay's side
>>69293486
game of thrones isn't real life, kid
>>69293494
Greywind fucked up lots of people during the war, he's sharing rank 1 with Queen Nymeria, doom of the wilderness
Help me with math, guys. Jon was stabbed by 6 people, later we see that he has 7 wounds, why?Also why he hung 3 people and not 6?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6DmWeJtKKs
>>69293535
>never wargs
>never has wolf dreams
arya plot a shit.
Nice to see the actor playing Rickon is still stuck with that retarded facial expression after all these years
>>69293494
Shaggydog is so powerful that he's actually taking over Rickon's mind. All the other Direwolves are submissive to their Stark master
>>69293579
it was 4, the heads of the NW and olly.
>>69293579
Olly stabbed twice
The two missing ones are the ones that got killed by the giant
Pottery anon
>>69293052
Was Cersei completely alone and insane in the books?
>>69293599
Uh... that's his face... not an expression.
Absolutely disgusting!
>>69293574
I'm giving Summer and Ghost credit for surviving and thriving north of the wall. They're all pretty close. Hard to keep Grey Wind high in the power rankings when he's dead though.
>>69293579
I think the lowest one near his hip is a scar and not a stab wound. Also he could've already hung the other mutineers before he got to them.
>It's a Jon kills orphaned children episode and Reddit cheers him on
Wew
>>69293523
Why do D&D always make gays either incompetent or villainous characters?
Loras was kinda badass in the books. Overpowered two other Kingsguard just because he was sad, trained Tommen how to fight, took Dragonstone like a boss, not caring about getting fucked up with burns and injuries. In the show, he's just "gay manwhore the character".
Still don't understand the point of Arya's scenes.
She's been in Braavos for like 2 seasons doing nothing and then what? She's suddenly going to be an assassin and kill all the bad guys? What's her purpose
>>69293556
We can only hope. The way he was talking to ramsay and katstark sounded like he really fucking hated their guts. Also in the leaked pictures we don't see any dead umber men.
>>69293631
Poor guy got killed by crossbows while in a cage, cut him some slack
>>69293663
>always
There's literally only Loras. I doubt Karstark is actually gay, it was just bantz from Umber. Also Oberyn was bi and he was a total badass.
>>69293054
You owe me 5 bucks
>>69293670
going to become a faceless man but she'll probably return to normal when she finds Needle
>there are literally two threads and nobody seems to care
>tfw small pecker is canon now
>>69292985
What? The whole point was for him to die so that his vows to the Black were broken or whatever, so that he can go off on his merry way now
>>69293670
grrm's wife said that she would cuck him if he killed her off
she's just gonna be a mary sue
>that fucking spoiler was actually correct
Good thing I forgot most of it
>>69293670
She's already an assassin, she did meryn trant in pretty good.
She's not a faceless one yet though.
>>69293660
johnny boy so badass, hanging a useless little kid
jon such a hero
just like stannis the mannis, amirite?
they are gonna save the world for rhlor as azor ahais lol
*pfffffffffft*
I have read through the 24 stories by GRRM in Preston Jacob's GRRM reading list. Preston's assertions about GRRM's themes are factually correct, such as:
>GRRM has never glorified a "just war"
>GRRM writes about religion essentially as a villain
>GRRM version of prophecy is one group manipulating another to do terrible things
>GRRM "magic" is always a form of "teke" a combination of telekinesis and telepathy
>GRRM thinks a lot about the interaction between hive mind cultures and individualistic cultures
>GRRM write about genetic manipulation, advanced cultures, and those cultures then branched off and deeply regressed
I agree with Preston's conclusion that there's no reason to think the themes and structure in Game of Thrones and ASOIAF are any different, such as: the prophecies are false, religions are in it for their own gain, the wars will be terrible and misguided, the Children of the Forest will be shown to be major players in the story.
>>69293690
It's all ogre anon
I'm posting in like 4 threads now
>>69293693
it was enough to please egret, so i guess it's ok
>>69293629
Pretty much. She became really paranoid after Joff died and was worried about being replaced by smirkfu because of that prophecy pushing away the Tyrells, their biggest allies.
>>69293722
okay
>sound of baby crying in tower
R + L = J confirmed?
>>69293706
What spoiler?
Once I had a dream that Viserys was alive and he took Aegon/Young Griff storyline.
Weird dream, but that was pretty nice.
>>69293681
Yeah, I forgot about Oberyn. Guess I was just weirded out too much about Loras and his stupid plot with CIA's manwhore servant.
NNNNGHHHH
>>69293663
He wasn't calling him gay. He said that because his father killed two captive boys in custody. Which is why robb excuted him.
Anyone have any good Dayne webms?
>>69293722
okay
>>69293750
The whole season one
Umbers giving Rickon to Ramsay sealed it
>>69293749
R+L=D 2bhhhh
>>69293749
Yep, all the way back in 1995.
drink plenty of juices
>>69293693
>small pecker
his pecker is too small for him to be a god, not small in general. although compared to Tormund's, every pecker is small, HAR.
>>69293778
>The whole season one
Im still lost m8, help me out. My brain aint so good
>yfw Howland joins Ramsay
>>69293739
Do you know any spoilers of her?
>>69293670
>Washing bodies for an entire season barely earns you entry to the sekrit club
>getting hit with a stick for 3 eps gives you 10/10 jedi senses and reflexes
POLL CONCERNING SMALLJON'S SCENE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10168053
>>69293663
did you really think he was gay because somebody else made a joke about him fucking young boys?
can't tell the difference between shitposting and reality anymore and it's stressing me out
>>69293406
Greatest swordsman who ever lived didn't have a sword?
>>69293722
Yes, but the magic part is wrong. GRRM specifically makes ASOIAF a fantasy world that is not part of the 1000 worlds. Magic is magic, but it's not related to the (flawed) ASOIAF religions, such as R'hllor.
GRRM can repeat his core, symbolic themes without the "magic is actually technology" angle - except when it is, like with the Ironborn "resurrection".
>>69293793
Is The Mountain in love with Cersei? if he killed Tommen or Jaime because was jealous will be hilarious,
>>69293805
i think that'd be just about the straw that broke me as far as continuing to watch this shit.
>>69293199
I WANT TO PROTECT MELISANDRA
>>69293762
Ah, didn't think of that. That's actually pretty witty.
>>69293799
There was a pasta of about 10 or so lines being posted at the beginning of this season's /got/
It predicted Snow rezzing, which wasn't really that much of a prediction, but also predicted Umber gifting Rickon to Ramsay, among a bunch of other things likeRamsay killing Ghost in the Battle of Winterfell
>>69293798
word, this nigga pleased a bear
how can anyone else compete?
I thought last night's episode was good.
Only a few weeks until Radmure
THIS EPISODE SYNOPSIS:
>I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A GOD I SUCKED YOUR SMALL PECKER
>I LUV YOU GILLY I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO MUH PARENTS "PUKES EXTERNALLY"
>"FARTS"
>NOW IT FUCKIN' ENDS
>OLLY FARTS
>>69293895
They just mean he fucked Lord Commander Mormont's sister.
>>69293902
are you actually angry?
>>69293902
Book Tormund loves a dick joke, i'm glad they brought that bit of his character in
>>69293929
further proving my point
shes more of a beast than a bear could ever be
>What do I need to learn?
>Everything
What did he mean by this?
>>69293821
A part of me thinks DND are too lazy and that Rickon is probably not a very good actor so they'll just kill him off so Jon has some real motivation to go to Winterfell.
>>69293799
>>69293888
Oh, it also said that Ramsay was gonna kill Roose
>whenever there's a new marvel or star wars released the entire catalog is about it for the next week
>but a few game of thrones thread is bad and ruins the board
>>69293902
dumbfrog poster
The pecker joke was actually pretty funny
>>69293888
>Ramsay killing Ghost in the Battle of Winterfell
Worse than character deaths desu
>>69293954
I was actually disappointed with the lack of his dick jokes in the show.
>>69293958
man can you imagine all the porn bloodraven watched?
>>69293670
was handled better in le books. at this point in the story she was supposed to lose other bodily functions one by one, regain them, then go on some easy assassination missions.
only THEN was she supposed to become the mary sue killing machine
How does Varys stay so clean shaven?
>>69293987
so tired of them killing off direwolves. feels bad desu.
You just know Weiss wrote the fart scene.
>>69293099
>HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>69294003
You're right. I really want another season on training. Fuck off.
>>69293979
>>69293954
>small dick jokes
>funny
yeah right
>>69293888
all predictable as fuck since the set leaks from october
>>69293998
do you think he fapped toall of gregor's rapes?
I would have.
>>69293998
I thought it needed to be in sight of a heart tree
>>69294004
Little to no testosterone
>>69294007
After that it'll be watching dragons get injured and torn apart.
>>69293051
Tormund removed it
Thorne was right. Wildlings are literally killers and rapists. Went out like a hero.
>>69294004
Zero testosterone, alsohe isn't a mammal
>>69294055
Then again most of the Night's watch is killers and rapists
>>69294004
He's a merman
>>69294055
In GoT, everyone is a killer and rapist.
>>69294045
i didn't see ay heart tree at the toj
>>69294042
kek
>>69293987
>>69294007
Doesn't a direwolf dying spell doom for a stark? Lady dies and Sansa gets btfo for 5 seasons. Nymeria runs away and so does Arya. Greywind is obvious.
>Jaimie kills Cersei because muh prophecy
>The Mountain freaks out and kills Jaime
>>69293968
Rickon has the potential to be amazing. They'll kill him for no reason though
>>69294055
Killers and rapists who were already south of the Wall, who would have completely obliterated the remaining members of the Watch if it ever came to war, and who were only being kept in line by their alliance with Jon. Thorne went out like an idiot.
>>69293302
Syrio didn't die, hechanges his face back to Ja'qen
>>69294094
Anything in general spells doom for a Stark
>>69294094
I think it's just a bad omen rather than something that actually aligns fate.
>>69294045
""Nor will your sight be limited to your godswood. The singers carved eyes into their heart trees to awaken them, and those are the first eyes a new greeenseer learns to use ... but in time you will see well beyond the trees themselves."
"When?" Bran wanted to know.
"In a year, or three, or ten. That I have not glimpsed. It will come in time, I promise you. But I am tired now, and the trees are calling me. We will resume on the morrow.
Story moves on so slowly. One third of a season after us, and the story moved on like it was only one ep.
also i have the feeling that episodes are shorter
>>69294094
For Sansa and Arya I think it signified they weren't Starks anymore. Sansa is a Lannister/Bolton/Whore and Arya is no one.
>>69294094
>unless..
>"Cleganebowl fucking confirmed"
what did Jaime mean by this?
if ramsay really kills ghost and we don't have ramsay's death be long and slow then i'll probably still keep watching.
>>69294007
Tbh
>>69294136
Jon isn't a Stark.
>>69294136
Yep, and Jon is a Targ.
>>69294152
Jon bashes Ramsay's head in.
>>69294164
He is by mother.
>>69294145
>yfw they will really resurrect/zombiefy both Cleganes until Cleganebowl happens
>>69293222
Varys is probably my favorite
will Preston kill himself when R+L=J is confirmed or will ge go into deep denial and claim R+L=D will still be canon in the books? (which will never be written)
>>69293199
O've seen ya pecka, you no GOd
Jesus christ theres like 4 got generals on the catalog. Cant you autists stick to one thread?
>>69294182
with no surviviors
>>69293199
would you still fuck her?
>>69294211
He's already started parroting
THE BOOKS ARE THE BOOKS AND THE SHOW IS THE SHOW
>>69294193
>snow
He is still a bastard, faggot. And if Rhaegar and Lyanna were indeed married, he'd be a Targaryen.
So did anyone else notice that three-eyed-raven literally says he is 1000 years old? Bloodraven would only be like 150 years old. Did D&D do this because showonlies wouldn't know who Brynden Rivers is in the first place?
>>69294136
I don't think the direwolf bond cares if you have a different last name desu
>>69294219
go post about capeshit kino you fucking faggot.
>>69294230
she's still quite hot (for a grandma)
>>69293821
If it's a ruse, it's a really fucking dumb ruse. Osha has to know that she's of no strategic value to Ramsay and he will fucking ruin her. They must have actually killed Shaggydog too, because how else are you going to get a wolf head that big?
>>69294234
but that`s true
>>69294193
Stop talking bullshitt Jon is Ned Stark's son ! He's not the son of that crazy rapist stfu .
>>69293427
It's more like two years.
Will ramsay torture rickon now or what?
>>69294243
Nobody can prove that he's a legal Targaryen. No one can confirm that the marriage happened (and how would it, if the High Septon didn't grant Rhaegar a divorce with the Martell princess?)
CLEGNEBOWL FUCKING HAPPENING
>>69294164
He's an Stark in all but name,Ned would be so proud of him :'(
>>69293697
It's so out of character for him to do that, though. This is a character that time and time again has to fought to prove his worth to the Night's Watch. To protect the wall from the others. And he's just going to leave to fight Ramsay? Why? Does he not care about the Others anymore? The Jon that they have shown would see this new lease on life as another chance to bolster the wall, to rally the wildlings, to protect the realm. But no, Jon has given up.
>>69294254
Yes. It's fucking dumb. He has two eyes too.
>>69294219
I bet you posed this in every thread.
>>69294268
Major plot points like R+L=J will stay the same. It's been obvious as fuck for years
>>69294267
That didn't seem like a particularly big wolf head to me, wolves aren't small
>>69293902
>i will never be this angry
fgmtbqhf
>>69294293
He'll flay Osha and kill rickon with an arrow volley before the start of the battle for winterfell
>>69294257
Me neither but Sansa basically betrays Ned after her wolf dies and Arya goes off to be some faceless assassin. Not very Stark like.
>>69294274
>Ned Stark
>the man with honor instead of brain, heart, dick and everything else
>cheat on his wife
NahWhy is Ned short for Eddard? Shouldn't he be either Ed or Neddard?
>>69294254
He's just not Brynden Rivers in the show, just some wise dude in a tree.
I like that, means whatever Bloodraven is really doing in the books probably won't be spoiled
>>69294314
It's literally just an old guy sitting in a tree
>>69294335
There wasn't a good sense of scale in the scene, but Ramsay is going to be able to tell if it's a normal sized wolf head
>>69294298
this is where my "if" appears.
he is still a bastard then
>>69294313
Maybe being stabbed by those same people changes you.
How fucking butthurt will you be if giving up Rickon is not a ruse at all?
>>69294313
can't fight the ww without uniting the north first anon
>>69293406
and was outnumbered
>>69293099
Fuck!, did i leave the gas on?
>>69293566
She looks like Christian bale
>>69294254
That, and in the long scheme his real identity isn't really that important or relevant to the story. It's really cool when you read the backstory and connect the dots, but it's just that, a cool detail.
>>69294254
Those autists can't remember their own shit. He even says, "a thousand eyes and one" when he first meets Bran. Now he's 1,000 years old.
>>69294352why is bill short for william
>>69294243
no ,Jon is Ned stark's son ,a bastard but Ned still loved him the same ,his mother was called wylla Ned lived her so much that he keep their child pls stop saying r+l=j that's not true Jon not the son of that trash
>>69294298
I can prove.
That's why the king's guard were protecting him.
>>69294313
>It's so out of character for him to do that, though. This is a character that time and time again has to fought to prove his worth to the Night's Watch. To protect the wall from the others. And he's just going to leave to fight Ramsay? Why?
Because he swore an oath and he follows the Ned way of Muh Honor
H ewas really tempted to accept Stannis' legitimation but didn't because of the oath
>Why? Does he not care about the Others anymore?
It seems to me that informing the realm of the threat and maybe uniting the North would be of utmost umportance to defend Westeros against them
>>69294345
>wasting a prime cut of wildling ass
as if i could get more frustrated with how shitty the ramsey character is
>>69294359
To be fair, Max von Sydow is like 90 and he's a movie legend. He ain't got time to sit in a makeup chair for 3 hours.
>>69294083
pottery
>>69294422
>A professional actor doesn't have time for makeup
>>69294399
No Jon is Brandon's son with that Dayne slut who killed herself.
>>69294422
literally an eye patch.
>>69294398
you ask him nicely xD
>>69294352
Ned was to honorable to lie,Jon is his son ,his mother was called wylla Ned said that to Robert in s1 please stop the no sense rumor xc
>>69294313
>And he's just going to leave to fight Ramsay? Why?
He's never said he's going to fight Ramsay yet. He just walked out, his oath is fulfilled, The Nights Watch is done.
>Does he not care about the Others anymore?
Standing at Castle Black with <50 men isn't gonna stop them, he needs to unite people to fight them
>The Jon that they have shown would see this new lease on life as another chance to bolster the wall, to rally the wildlings, to protect the realm. But no, Jon has given up.
Getting stabbed by all your senior offices and your apprentice changes you. He hasn't given up, he just realises there's nothing he can do at the wall with such shit resources
So why did the Umbers betray the Starks? Do we think they'll do the same in the books? This feels like another quick way to get the plot moving without any regard for the characters.(farts)
>>69294230
Do you not distinguish reality from fiction? how sad
wait so how did they find rickon and osha??
>>69294313
why are people this retarded?
>>69294470
Plot reason: Boltons needed a large army, and the Freys won't support them now they murdered Fat Walda
Show reason: Jon let the Wildlings in to live in Umber land, and they know Ramsay will want to kill them all and kill Jon
I expected Varys to start fingering her at this point.
>>69294446
Who is Brandon?? Doesn't matter he's Ned's son,Ned himself said it .
>>69294487
>knock knock
>"hello, my name is osha and this is rickon stark"
>found them
>>69294470
So that they can betray him.
>>69294487
They went to the Umbers after Winterfell burnt down in the show
>>69294487
They mention that they are heading for Last Hearth when Rickon and Osha leave Bran in season 3 i think. Umber are the lords of Last Hearth.
>>69294517
Brandon Stark you fucking showfag. Ned lied doofus.
>>69294517
just stop the faggot baiting already
How strong is the army John will have?
Surely he should get curb stomped like Stannis?
>>69294373
I would be rustled
My Family:
>Gee, this episode sure was funny. Did you hear that fart joke Anon
North Conspiracy when?
>>69294599
never
>>69294575
CIA has his Vale army to help. Jon will have Mormonts and a couple others on side
>dual longswords
>beating up a blind girl
>nonsense Rickon scene
>Jon using a loophole to get out of the Night's Watch.
>Grand Maester shitting himself
>Making Ser Alistair look that fucking silly when he died.
I pretty much only watch this show now to see what stupid shit they'll pull next.
>>69294558
If he's not in the show then he's irrelevant,he cannot be the father of the main character,I don't care about "the books" (if that actually exists) the show its what matter.
>someone unironically thought that one of the best swordmen in the world should duel wield swords
This triggered me so hard tbqf famm
>ep 4 looks to be a Danny centric
Her arc is the most pathetic amount of padding I've ever had the displeasure of viewing.
>>69294027
nigga I'm saying the training was supposed to be finished last season
>>69294028
>smallpenis detected
>>69294668
Dual, mate :)
>>69294668
I think it triggered all of us, especially after the doubly daggers crap.
>>69294662
He's in the show insofar as he was mentioned a dozen times already.
>>69294398
>englishmen and their names
The Daenerys plotline is the most uninteresting shit ever and it can't even be character-driven because Emilia Clarke is a shit actress
>>69294669
She has always sucked, but the shit around her is interesting.
Also
>not being hyped for J-bear coming back
>>69294352
>the man with honor
Sure is honorable letting Reed stab your opponent in the back, and then strike him down. So much honor, almost like Ned wasn't always honorable, especially during that time.
>>69294990
>>69294990
>>69294990
NEW THREAD
>>69294352
>>69294398
>>69294793mfw Bob is short for Robert
it's sad, the show went to hell after season 4
I even enjoyed the changes from the book in the first 4 seasons
Locke>Vargo Hoat
they also should of had a three part episode in Dorne with Arys Oakheart rockin kingsguard armor and a turban with Gerold Dayne instead of lame sneks
BRING BACK JOJEN
>>69295190
>should of
>>69294263
Found the faggot responsible
>>69293494
Why is Nymeria first, what did she even do?
>>69293099
>It's just like the old gypsy woman said
Is there a reason that Ramsey is basically winning shit left and right? Is it so the writers can portray a villain as getting all these wins so that he can ultimately lose in the end? Seems pointless to me.
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