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FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69294990
P-preston?
yo they killed my nigga olly
arya scenes are amazing because of her
a new thread, now it begins
AW SHIT IS CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING HAPPENING?
first for my wife's son enjoyed this chapter
http://www.strawpoll.me/10167234
tfw the leaks are all true
tfw no based wild wolf king in da norf
anyone make a full fledged greentext with nolan?
Is Rickon about to get flayed?
Dayne?
>>69296293
Why does the Hound have a boar symbol in his armor?
KG armor looked fine
Fill in the blank
>>69296335
naoitendz
>ramsay killing roose has no retaliation
>ellaria killing doran has no retaliation
>Wasn't that a great episode anon? That fight scene was hella epic! But the Kelly C part should have been longer, she's such a cool character! Hope there's more Snakegirls next week!
>>69296333
Would've made a good white walker
GUESS I GOT WHAT I ____________?
UMBERS STILL LOYAL TO STARKS?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10168511
http://www.strawpoll.me/10168511
http://www.strawpoll.me/10168511
So when exactly did Daenerys become a high test
The Mountain can´t loose,only with shitty writing.
>waif
>nice big milkers
D&D can't do anything right.
>>69296333
trips = true
>>69296335
Now it ends I swear on me mum I'll fuckin wreck u m8
Why do people still watch this.
>>69296333
She's ugly, though. What are you, some kind of fag? Huh, fagboy? Well, answer me.
>>69296332
Justice was served.
>>69296333
Forget quasimodo, Faye should have been cast as Arya
>>69296348
>yfw Rickon kills Ramsay
>>69296333
I want the waif to use my stick to beat Arya if you know what I mean
>>69296382
THE ANSWER IS YES IF YOU WANT TO NOT EAT LITERAL SHIT
>>69296372
I'll give you my snake, girls.
>>69296382
>and boy nice and young. The way katstark likes them.
maybe
>>69296382
Don`t be delusional guys they are not complicating the plot
>>69296400
>ugly
sorry you have shit taste anon
>>69296363
Why is there a penis tower behind him?
>>69296382
This is D&D we are talking about. No way they would plan such an elaborate twist, specially one that would be fuck over their man Ramsey.
>>69296293
>>69296337
with how amazingly awful the ToJ fight was i'm not even sure i want to see cleganebowl
Boring episode. Felt like literally nothing happened.
>>69296335
>now it ends
We grimdark now
>>69296335
At least the guy they picked had the same weird accent Sean Bean has.
>>69296342
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10167234
This isn't even a fucking question, it was objectively shit, you must be mentally retarded to think it's good.
get out of /tv/ if you think this scene was acceptable in any way
I used to really love this show up until the last episode of Season 4. What the fuck has happened?
>>69296365
Too early to call, but accurate so far.
>>69296383
The moment photoshop was created.
Why didn't Arya die when she drank from the death well?
>>69296382
Faggot, this shit has been leaked for months. They're not loyal to the starks - in the end it's the wildlings and stark loyalists vs umbers/boltons/karstarks; the battle is lost until Petyr and Santa come in with the knights of the vale.
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB RICKON STARK?
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT
SO WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>>69296408
>yfw Rickon kills Rickon
>>69296442
>pretending female Sean Penn is attractive
Nah, faggot.
I like how three episodes in to the new season they still find ways to shit on Stannis
>stannis was not the prince who was promised
Like cool D+D, we get it. Fuck off
i know it shouldn't but all these people complaining about the most autistic shit is really triggering me.
>>69296427
kek
saved
>>69296469
But Arya died
>>69296333
>Faye-Marsay-image-faye.jpg
A girl has no name.
>>69296358
>THE PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE NORTH LISTS ME, MY MEN, LYANNA BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU
>>69296454
>weird accent
There's tons of people who speak like that
Zombie Gregor is giving me anxiety.
I just know he is gonna lose his shit and kill Tommen or Jaime or someone else.
>>69296456
It was acceptable in EVERY way fuck you bookfags the dual wielding was badass as fuck
>>69296382
No. This is shit tier writing and this would fuck over Ramsay.
It's like you idiots STILL don't get it. Ramsay is Azor Ahai. He's going to end up uniting the realm after fighting CIA and the Vale.
>>69296458
George got too rich to care about giving them more material.
>>69296410
Ayra has already been beaten with an ugly stick.
>>69296490
So the well can decide when it wants to actually kill or just metaphorically kill?
>>69296511
>dual-wielding
>badass
fuck off, weeb.
>>69296485
Shitting on Stannis will never not be funny
>>69296375
>when it cuts to show their faces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0
TELL ME ABOUT THE HOUND
>>69296458
The show has no ending that is going to make sense. Face it. This is a steaming pile of shit and nothing is going to fix it.
>>69296365
>people hyped for cleganebowl
>they think the limping hound has a chance against robert strong
lmao
>>69296382
>People literally having faith in D&D to write
Yeah no they're Ramsay's best buddies and Shaggydog is dead. Osha will be raped before flayed and murdered.
>>69296506
>I just know he is gonna lose his shit and kill Tommen
This is virtually guaranteed to happen
>>69296458
feminism
>>69296474
rude dude realy rude
>>69296520
yes
>>69296532
WHY ISN'T HE ON THE LIST
>>69296537
>filename
kek
>>69296358
Why does he wear the helm?
>>69296506
Same. I find him spooky as shit. The way he's just slumped over slightly all the time is really eerie to me.
Was duelweilding the write think to do in that moment?
>>69296546
>>>tumblr
Go back to your anti-sjw safespace, faggot.
>>69296448
>amazingly awful
It wasn't. They actually portrayed the 4 v 1 fight really well.
Most of the time it's "1 guy attacks at a time whilst the other 3 stand there waiting for their turn".
In this fight they actually surrounded Dayne and tried to beat him at once, but Dayne is so based he could fight them all off.
Not even mad, I enjoyed that scene immensely
>>69296481
>mfw Rickon gets the juicy Ramsay meat
>>69296549
damn d&d you got me again, what genius
>yfw the hound wears his dog-helm from s1 during cleganebowl
>>69296407
>who is a girl
>A girl is nobody
>Arya removes her face and it is now Faye's face
>remainder of the series Faye plays Arya, with her new face she can sneak into King's Landing undetected and go stabby stabby
>quasi never to be seen again
Not only would I be okay with this, it would make sense with the story.
>>69296540
>Osha will be raped before flayed and murdered.
finally i can mastrubate to something after 3 episodes.
>>69296372
is that iJustine on the left?
>tfw a awfully choreographed, bad acted, fan made scene was better then what we got.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYm-4-00UE
>>69296358
Why does he swing two swords?
Was getting stabbed part of his plan?
post rare GET HYPE
>>69296547
>2012+4
>not being a rude dude
on my honor as a stannisfag, on my honor as a shitposter, i will cut your wife's son's throat
>The Waif noticing Arya's list is shorter
why did she take the Red Woman and Ilyn Payne off her list bros?
Why do Jonfags suffer from autism?
OYSTERS CLAMS AND KEKOLDS!!!
>>69296365
When magic and the fantasy started to become more prevalent. The books manage to still feel grounded despite the introduction of more fantastical elements but the show has become generic and stale because of it. Just look at S1 compared to the latest, it has a completely different feel, one that sold the show initially.
>>69296450
He's "D", so R+L=D.
>>69296573
Kill yourself Sarcuck
>>69296574
>that scissor throat cutting
>>69296582
>that armour
Noice
"LE I AM NO ONE"
fuck I hate that dialogue
>>69296594
Rude dudes can fight right off tbqh
>mfw this episode was the last nail in the coffin of Jaime's develpment as a character
>>69296382
The dead Shaggydog proves that they are not.
The leak guy was probably right. Starks will go extinct this season.
>>69296575
>mfw rickon says "that's good meat, feed him to the rickons"
>next shot is a pack of hungry rickons licking their chops
>>69296574
Dayne didnt fucking dual wield, he had one valyrian steel blade and thats it. Also they cut out the White Bull who was a based kingsguard. And then they cut before the big reveal of Lyanna
>>69296519
No I mean I want the waif to use my dick to slap Arya in the face
So Rickon is guaranteed dead yes? Why the fuck would they bring him back otherwise when Sansa is obviously being built up as the new head of house Stark?
>>69296540
D&D said there will be no more raping, Osha will be fine
>>69296610
danarys confirmed.
>>69296427
my sides
>>69296626
He just confirmed CLEGANEBOWLGETHYPED™
I think he went out with a bang
>>69296599
because she found lesbianism during her blindness and red womyn is a qt
also, ilyn payne did nothing wrong - he was a good boy, just following orders.
>>69296506
>that reaction to jaime
creapy as fuck
but why is emilia so fat
>>69296506
>20 episodes of him brooding and looking swole AF
>snek backstab critical hit for 200,000,000 damage
>never so much as farts in the small council
>>69296638
>he had one valyrian steel blade
No he didn't.
>>69296626
they're delaying his riverlands arc for the end of the season
>>69296599
It's caracter evolution, She understand that Llyn was following order and that Melly Sanders didn't kill anybody.
>>69296456
How is your autism today anon
You can't see me, my time snow
>>69296638
So your complaints are just that it's different to the book? At this point, caring about book changes is dumb and will just hurt your enjoyment. It's D&D's adaptation, if they don't want to follow the book then whatever.
The dual wield made it far more easier to realistically show him fighting off multiple guys at once
>>69296582
Why does everyone think that the northmen did not wear plate????
They would have gotten RAPED without armor in this fight.
I thought it was a good episode, it had almost a season 1 vibe. But I'm still mad about Shaggydog. Also they need to cut it out with the "funny" Tyrion scenes, they're kinda annoying.
Excited for the Sansa and Jon reunion.
>>69296664
>Dawn
Fucking retard stop posting
>>69296661
She's the mother of doughnuts, anon. It is known.
>>69296582
>now wittenz
KEK
E
K
>>69296600
>Normies hate Olly for avenging his dead father.
>it's okay for the main characters to do it
Why are they like this?
>>69296448
>trying this hard
Sorry, D&D got the ToJ right. Now go play in traffic
tfw i watch the tower of joy
how can the keep fucking up this series jesus crist why do i even keep watching this shit
>>69296643
>trusting D&D
What exactly did arya mean by "what name would you like a girl to speak"?
was she saying that she'd already killed some on her list? or was it more that she just wants to kill most people?
>>69296695
Check this guy, thinking Dawn is valyrian steel.
>>69296639
Yes, and Ayra has already been beaten with an ugly stick.
>>69296695
dawn isn't valyrian steel newfag
>>69296693
Tyrion is GRRM. Without the books to fall back on, he's shit.
>>69296599
Ilyn Payne died on the way back to his home planet.
>>69296684
>dual wielding
>realistic
>>69296701
because Jon's sexy
>>69296618
>The ASOIAF has been circlejerking about Le No One meme for 5 years.
>>69296582
Despite being obviously bad acted and all, and fan made, it was actually decent. Plus the Kingsguard armor was better than the one in the actual show.
>>69296582
Wtf, this is good. Much better than I expected.
>>69296693
Will they reunite tho? I feel like their gonna do that thing where she gets there right after he leaves..
>>69296707
It was really good, much better than I expected.
>>69296712
jesus christ
she was asking the waif which name she wanted to be called
>>69296695
It's not Valyrian Steel, it's something better. Forged from a fallen star.
>>69296630
There's no way this is a Direwolf's head
>>69296511
He looked like a LARing edgy 15 year old you redditor piece of shit go and jerk off to some anime
>>69296676
fuck you
I-is Shaggydog dead? ;_;
>>69296600
most fans relate to Jon because he's the most boring character, meaning people can relate to him. he's your typical fantasy protagonist, no personality and no interesting traits which means that any fan can self-insert as jon. including autists. autists will imagine themselves as jon so when characters in the show harm jon, the autists believe that they have personally been victimised, it's why they got so angry at olly, they believed that their self insert was betrayed by a kid.
meanwhile stannisautists don'tusuallyinsert as him, but they do worship him as if he was actually a king they would follow to death, or pretend that leaders in real life (like Trump) are their personal King Stannis, which is a whole different brand of autism and not exactly any better.
>>69296701
It is a mind blowing concept to them desu.
>>69296634
Screenshot this.
>>69296348
His wolf was named Shaggydog. "Shaggydog" is a literary trope where a long winded story comes to a quick end without any purpose. He's been doomed since the first books.
>>69296684
>its okay if Hack and Hack make retarded changes for no reason because its their adaptation xD
No...? He could fight off multiple guys at once with a sword and shield its not a fucking anime no one dual wields you autist
>>69296741
I think they will. Where is he gonna go all by himself? They also need to start setting up the Ramsay vs. Jon fight from Jon's end, having Sansa be there would be perfect motivation to get Jon fired up against the Boltons.
>>69296712
It signifies hat she'd kill anyone
Why the fuck all you hatefuckers are giving all this h8 to the show?
I didn't read the books and I actually like it! Is it because you read the books and all the differences, or what is it?
Serious question
>>69296746
what?
The Umber ruse is actually too obvious despite what most of you say.
>one of the oldest houses and one of the most if not the most loyal
>his father would have never betrayed the Starks
>he possibly died at the Red Wedding too, so more hate towards the Boltons
>somehow I want to join sides with the people who killed my father and are against the house my house has been loyal to since forever
>while doing this I insult him the whole time and tell him how he and his father are pieces of shit worth nothing
>lol let me give you the last known relative of house stark as a gift despite all this
Yeah I know, it might be a "retarded" plan but this D&D, so whatever. It would make even less sense if this isn't the case and it's not actually a ruse.
>>69296732
so they ghey?
PYFW
>Sansa Stark is in grave danger, Jon
>"Who?"
>Sansa, Your sister, Jon
>"Sansa, Yes... Sansa, I remember this name"
>>69296754
just resting
>mfw that fat shit wrote the last book for 6 fucking years.
>mfw the next one comes in this year.
>Yara being pissed at Theon
Literally how? Because when she found him he was psychologically fucked? If anyone should be pissed it's Theon. He's the one who was bertrayed by the Ironbabbies that Yara partook in trying to guilt Theon into being fully loyal too as if the ironborn people were worth any shit at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCG03cIxfd8&feature=youtu.be
I can't fucking believe they actually did the 'lol BACKSTAB' thing again.
I mean, is a net that hard to choreograph?
>>69296663
>never so much as farts in the small council
I giggled. In a manly way.
>>69296693
ya between last episode and this one it feels like the Tyrion comedy break, and its not playing well anymore.
DOES ANYBODY HAVE SEASON LEAKS?
>>69296730
>GoT
>realistic
>>69296748
The fallen star was actually a spaceship that also bleaked the Daynes' hair, like it did with the Valyrians.
t. preston
>>69296458
They cut ever more characters and plot-lines from the books. As these are all set-ups it leaves the main plots full of holes and with no foreshadowing; feeling like constant dues ex machina, with inconsistent & random motivations for everyone.
D&D can't adapt or write for shit.
>Promise me, Ned
>>69296791
she didn't like getting mounted by a dog because of him
>>69296713
>>69296716
>>69296748
Oh right, so its not (insert fancy sword material) its an even rarer sword. Better make no mention of it and have him dual wielding random shit swords because le duel wield is so epic and badass xDD!! DAVID 2 SWORDSSS DAVID xDDD
>>69296600
Holy shit, normies are cringey.
>>69296768
Dual welding is legit, but one sword has to be shorter and wider than the longsword, and is primarily used for blocking.
How do we fix Dutchfags?
>>69296787
their family reunion sex scene will be so hot it'll melt the entire fucking snow and ice north of the wall.
>>69296791
Because he's supporting Euron's claim to the seastone chair and not hers
>>69296730
>>69296768
in ASOIAF universe dual wielding is realistic, this isn't the first time they've done it.
As George says, the books are the books and the show is the show. If you hate so much seeing changes to the books or your head cannon, it's best you stop watching.
>>69296789
How did CD projekt red fuck geralt up so bad? They should have stuck to this source material, desu.
>>69296779
It's so obvious that it can't be a ruse. They're just doing it to survive, fuck loyalty.
>>69296789
It's pretty funny when he has peers like Brandon Sanderson who knocks out 3 books a year. Obviously not quite as large or expansive but still.
>>69296771
I didn't read the books. I really enjoyed the show at first, sure there were some parts that were slightly retarded, but last season was already hard to watch. (despite having some good parts)
Now, in season six, I said after episode 2 I will quit ... but I have invested so much time in this show that I gave last nights episode a chance .... ended up cancelling HBO.
RIP
Post your face when Lyanna has twins.
>>69296799
It's not enough I think we need to find the actor and kill him or burn his family. That will teach him.
>>69296804
Yeah his humor in the early seasons was dark and fitting for the character, now it just seems ham-fisted and kinda dumb. It was very cringe-worthy.
>>69296369
>everyone in the North knows Ramsay killed Roose but doesn't give a fuck, just like everyone knew Roose was in on the Red Wedding without giving a fuck
Kinslaying isn't even a thing in the show.
>>69296600
Literally all of that is the opposite of what Jon was thinking
Holy shit Jonautists
>>69296638
Show canon =/= book canon
They've never once mentioned Dawn in the show so it would be fucking dumb to start including it now.
>>69296716
tfw it turns out Jon was Ned and Ashara's son and Dawn is the real Lightbringer
>>69296787
Mind fucked Jon is all I want.
>>69296806
there are no season leaks. There are episode leaks which don't come out until like friday.
There's also a leak by an extra for one specific battle
>>69296768
>he could have fought multiple with one sword
LMAO, you're right, this isn't anime and that's why what you just said is retarded. Please kill yourself you fucking abort.
>>69296754
Head is way too small for a Direwolf, it's eyes are gouged out (Hard to find another wolf with gold eyes I imagine), and the Umbers would never betray the Starks.
But then again, this is D&D we're talking about, so yeah he's dead.
>>69296833
>How did CD projekt red fuck geralt up so bad?
They didn't, they adapted him for the mass market so it'd sell better.
Why do autists get so riled up about MUH SACRED SOURCE MATERIAL in literally every genre? Christ.
Can someone post that screencap when Jon hugs Edd and smiles cutely?
>>69296791
Exactly. If not for her and the loving dad (who didn't care a shit about his kids), Theon would never stain himself with betrayal. Ironborn fucking shits.
>>69296474
Any other leaks? I havent seen any of them yet
http://www.strawpoll.me/10168690
http://www.strawpoll.me/10168690
http://www.strawpoll.me/10168690
>>69296830
Have literally any other character do the epic le duel wielding. Arthur Dayne, The sword of the Morning, uses Dawn. His sword. He doesn't use two random swords. Thats like Ned not using Ice to behead people but having two random swords. Lets get rid of longclaw and give Jon two swords as well!
>>69296837
Sanderson's got those Mormon powers though.
It's the only way to explain it.
>>69296663
underrated post
>>69296734
>Being no one doesn't even mean anything
>You still remember that you are someone, you just say you're no one
>They make you say that you're no one for fucking months while you still remember that you're actually someone, just for shits and giggles
fucking WHAT?
![Game.of.Thrones.S04E02.1080p.BluRay.DTS.x264-DON.mkv_snapshot_20.36_[2016.04.15_02.53.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LFBLdh8.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S04E02.1080p.BluRay.DTS.x264-DON.mkv snapshot 20.36 [2016.04.15 02.53.44]")
>>69296827
>mfw smelly melly joins in on the fun
>>69296701
>Avenging his father
>by killing Jon
>who made the logical decision of letting the wildlings through the gates before they all turned into Zombie Skellingtons and came to kill them
Makes no sense senpai
>>69296701
Olly isn't just avenging his dead father, he's just plain dumb, since if let north of the wall the wildlings will turn into zombies anyway
>>69296841
Their names? Gendry and HotPie.
>>69296388
Fire, baby. Ultra-pottery.
>>69296582
this was total shite
>>69296789>mfw when I made that pic
>>69296835
To survive what? The Boltons have no hope with a retard like Ramsey as the lord and everybody in the North knows this except the retarded Karstarks (maybe).
>>69296848
it's weird to me also because in the books, tyrion becomes a much darker, less kind person after murdering his father and shae but in the show, that experience doesn't seem to have changed him at all in any way
>>69296841
Preston, pls.
>>69296768
People do dual wield you fucking mong. This guy is legit the greatest fighter of all time, he uses both swords so he can fight off multiple people at once.
The way they shot the 4 on 1 part was very good, all attacked at once, Dayne controlled the fight and tried to weaken their position by forcing them to attack from one side.
I guarantee this
>Brienne asks Sansa why she's so silent
>Sansa says "I havent bled in months"
>>69296889
He can get burned alive and thrown in the grand canyon and survive too?
>>69296841
Who's the other oneSamwell?
>>69296750
The direwolves are much smaller in the show. Ghost doesn't even reach Robb's shoulder.
>Ned opens the door
>Lyanna is being raped
>it's Gregor fucking Clegane
>Jon is his son
screencap this boyz
>>69296837
Mistborn is pretty goddamn extensive.
>>69296830
>in ASOIAF universe dual wielding is realistic
>it's a fantasy universe so physics should be automatically disregarded, in all cases
Idiot
>>69296580
>>>reddit.com/r/fuckolly
you are
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>>69296574
>They actually portrayed the 4 v 1 fight really well.
No, they didn't.
>In this fight they actually surrounded Dayne and tried to beat him at once
Except it was still one guy attacking at a time.
And speaking of surrounding, no sane warrior, especially one of Dayne's caliber, would allow that to happen. People behind your back equals a death sentence.
>>69296868
Fuck off faggot. The joke was about geralt's outrageous appearance on that cover, you fucking faggot. Kill yourself.
>>69296910
That's pretty much my problem. Tyrion killing his father and lover should have been his big crossroads moment, just like the death of Drogo for Dany and Jon's stabbing for Jon. It should have been the moment the character evaluates his situation, hardens up and makes a big life changing decision (which he's yet to do in the books, but I think he will soon). Tyrion's character has been static since season 3, where is the character development? I hated book 5 Tyrion, but at least I felt something for his character, I'm bored by show Tyrion.
>>69296888
Kill yourself bookshit.
>I wanted muh epic solo sword swordsman fighting 6 people with one sword when it's physically impossible but the dual swords breaks my suspension of disbelief
Again, kill yourself you fucking subhuman turd.
>>69296863
>fighting multiple people with a sword and shield is retarded
HURRR
fucking redditfags get off my board
>>69296879
Aero is the only right choice. It's sad to see another Baristan death...
>>69296907
You're fucking retarded, all Ramsay has to do is use Ser Twenty of Goodman. The north is completely fucked and he's going to destroy the Vale, too.
It's D&D they fucking love Ramsay. He's not going away any time soon.
>>69296695
>dawn
>valyrian steel
Kek'd hard
>>69296888
>Arthur Dayne, The sword of the Morning, uses Dawn. His sword. He doesn't use two random swords.
You're wrong. He wields Dawn (notice the hilt of the blade he puts in the ground before the fight), and another sword to fight with. This is the cannon in the show.
If you can't handle anything that isn't "muh book cannon", stick to the books and do yourself a favour.
>>69296585
That simple JUST at the end got me giggling like a retard.
So is greatjon guaranteed dead? Or is he still in the crossing?
How did the crown get so bad into debt, was it solely because of Cersei and her family's wild spending to keep up an appearance they are rich as fuck when the Lannister mines were drying up or was it because of other reasons?
Also anyone see the article of Oberyn's actor spoiling Jon coming back in BBC select menu? Kind of a very dick move on both parts.
>>69296919
>mfw Sansa falls in love with the baby
>mfw the Boltons end up ruling the North
>mfw the Starks are the reason why
BRAVO DND
>>69296922
>69296922
frogfu
>>69296833
i like the old comics' pure retro slavness but the games version is better.
>>69296903
>congurtulaciones
>>69296894
Meli will be the witch in their Hansel&Grethel storyline.
>>69296705
It sucked, desu.
>>69296941
now it feels like his only purpose is to create funny moments. thats it.
as opposed to being an actually compelling character with tragedy behind him, and judgement and using humor as a coping method. now he's just...a court jester.
>>69296919
All we needed is an abortion plot.
>>69296937
IKR?
He should have backed up to the tower so they could not surround him.
>Howland Reed played dead 3 seconds into the battle
Is that how it went in the book?
>>69296945
It's unrealistic. Duel wielding is much better fore multiple opponents. Not to mention Dawn is a greatsword and greatsword + shield is also unrealistic
>>69296958
He died at the twins
Dutchfags are pushing it too far. I can smell their rancid breathe from here.
>>69296918
Knights dont fucking dual wield what the fuck are you talking about
Dayne's sword was directly mentioned multiple times in the series, better not have him use it during his biggest fight..?
Having Arthur Dayne dual wield was retarded, stop defending the shitty writing on this show
>>69296976
I'm amazed the TV critics are still calling Tyrion the most interesting character on the show, because right now he's the least interesting out of the main cast for me. I blame the writers for being too afraid of making him too dark because he's a fan fav. We loved Tyrion because he was dark, not in spite of it.
>every second that passes brings us closer to the fabled Cleganebowl
Post your literal face when we'll see Cleganebowl within the next two months.
Is GRRM a hack?
>Ghost
Jon died and came back
>Lady
Sansa became a proper lady
Grey Wind
>Robb betrayed by the Freys. Their banner grey and flopping in the wind.
Nymeria
>Named after a warrior princess. Arya is literally a warrior princess.
Shaggydog
>Rickon went wild.
Summer
>After the long night Bran will bring summer with his super powers.
Jesus Christ grmm...
>>69296893
In the books, one can speculate that the "you must be no one" is bullshit the Faceless feed to people to make themselves mysterious. They are interested in Arya (otherwise a pretty common random girl) because she has connection to the Starks, knows Westerosi royal families and places and can potentially warg (in the books she's able to survive the blind training by warging into a cat and seeing the attacks through the cat's eyes).
How did that cunt get a Stark boy? Why would he bring him to Ramsay? So many questions...
>tears of bookfags who know the show has became the actual canon instead of their shitty book that will never end
ENJOYING EVERY TEAR
>>69296959
Littlefinger embezzled like mad
>>69296984
>Duel wielding is much better fore multiple opponents.
t. Anime fan
>>69296934
>physics
Kek. Nothing physics breaking about wielding 2 swords you fucking idiot. Especially from the GOAT fighter
>>69296888
Daenerys wields two Valerian arakhs in her final battle against the Nights King in snowy throne room
You saw it here first.
>>69296919
SCREENCAP THIS
>Brienne and Sansa taking a bath
>Brienne takes notice on Sansa's panties
>"When was the last time you bled, Lady Stark?"
>Sansa looks at her in fear
>"We've been traveling for a month, and I have yet to see you bleed"
>>69296984
No it's not. Every experienced swordsman will tell you it's better to fight with a sword alone than with two swords, you're much more precise, you control your blade much more, dual wielding is just for showing off
>>69296967
is there any notable fantasy writer who is not a disgusting fat social outcast and produces something valuable in every 2-3 years?
>>69296474
I dunno. The person who leaked that isn't the same spanish dude who leaks everything else. That guy is spot on. But all the other leaks have not been so far.
>>69297011
rickon and osha went to the umbers after winterfell burned down in s2
>>69297003
I miss the days when Tyrion was a key character to the plot, and not a periphery somewhat-comic relief character.
>>69296983
in the book it's implied he either warged into him or threw a net over his head
>>69296984
LMAOOOOO
all these dual wielding show autists
This show fucking sucks, I hope next episode is all Sand Snakes and CalorieC
>>69296983
MFW people thought Howland Reed had magical powers or some shit. Turns out he was just a pussy ass back stabbing faggot.
ayy lmao.
>>69296922
Dany
>>69297023
>it would have been better to have people waiting turns around dayne just like people wait turns when visiting his mom
Bookfags, everyone.
>>69296983
He threw a frog at DAYNE? and it distracted him
>>69296638
>>69296695
>these are the dumb wikifags shitting on the ToJ scene
Dawn isn't valyrian steel, and the scene was fine unless you're an angry wikifag trying to fit in
>>69296959
War
Littlefinger Jewish tricks
Bobby spending like a drunken sailor
>>69296808
>>69296830
Yeah yeah white walkers dragons etc
Even in a work of fiction basic physics and human anatomy are still (or at least should be) followed. All dual wielding actually does is slow you down and the swords get in the way of each other. I guess this gripe isn't exclusively for the show since germ is also an autist
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gJBEDxh0RQw
Did I miss something? Why do Young Ned and Reed have blonde hair but their children have black?
>>69296983
Book is vague on it bro.
7 went in to fight against 3.
One of those 3 being the best swordsman alive.
But then, 2 of the 7 came out alive.
Thats pretty much it. You decide what happened in between.
Anyone else love GRRM's ability to make us care about character's he just mentions in single lines or paragraphs like Arthur Dayne, Brandon Stark, etc.? I think that's pretty cool.
>>69296779
D&D's writing contains so many plotholes I literally wouldn't rule anything out. I wouldn't be surprised if Ramsay ended up fighting Jon wearing Rickon's skin while the Umbers destroy the night's watch at this point
>>69297006
POTTERY
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>>69296935
Ollyfag pls go
>>69296638
> he had one valyrian steel blade
Wikifag please!
In b4 Rickon gets his boipussy rekt and tumblr doesnt even complained compared to the Sansa rape.
I'm still mad over Roose.
He was a gem.
>>69297012
Who cares about them. If they don't see that their books are just as shit if not worse than the show then they are beyond salvation.bookfag
>>69297005
fucking confirmed
>>69297048
Neither of those things are implied.
"Arthur Dayne would have killed me if not for Howland Reed." is the only information given about how that fight goes down.
>>69297027
>Nothing physics breaking about wielding 2 swords you fucking idiot
actually yes, someone holding his sword with both hand will make your sword fall of from your hand within seconds, doesn't matter if it's the goat fighter or not idiot
If you truly believe more swords = more power then you should stop talking
>>69297058
showfag tier theory lmao
>>69297044
Oh...
>>69296983
He had a hornet ring on but fucked his parry and had to roll out and estus.
>>69296358
Damn, the armor is awful. Shame.
>>69297030
>brienne sniffs her crotch
>"you haven't bled in *snif sniff wiff wiff* about 2 months, my lady"
Screencap this.
>>69296757
It's absolutely true that Jon might be boring and formulaic and generic fantasy protagonist, yet his evolution towards the story was really good, when he leaded the Watch against the big Wildlings assault he was definitely a different character than the whiny moody teenager he was in S1. Surely he's not entertaining as Tyrion, but still.
>>69297079
>caring about fictional people
>>69297037
The problem is that nothing about the extra's leak isn't wrong so far. He was able to predict Rickon being in the hands of Ramsay, Roose not being around, Jon Snow commanding the fight, the stark men being surrounded by Bolton shields etc...
>>69297030
wow
such realism
so medieval
>tfw they actually do this
>>69296944
7 against 3 actually.
>>69296684
>The dual wield made it far more easier to realistically show him fighting off multiple guys at once
No, giving him a shield and showing him utilising terrain would have done that. Dual-wielding just make it weeb meme-shit.
>>69296934
Are you implying it's possible to use 2 swords in real life? because you're wrong
>>69297069
So was Robert's wagon breaking on the way I think to Winterfell or back to King's Landing a sign of how bad things had gotten economically that they couldn't so much as afford repairs for a new transport or was it something more relating to Cersei's plans?
kek at jons first words upon waking up being essentially "fuckin olly"
>>69297101
>implying it's not gonna happen
>>69297011
Great North Conspiracy lives.
>>69297071
grrm* epic phone correct
with whom is sansa pregnant?
>>69296713
>>69296716
>>69296748
>>69296950
"The blade is as pale as milkglass, looking like no Valyrian blade, yet sharing all of the properties, being incredibly strong and sharp."
OH WOW SO ITS NOT VALYRIAN STEEL ITS JUST (THE EXACT SAME THING)
Lmao
its still a legendary sword of the entire house that is mentioned multiple times
Better have the carrier of this sword DUAL WIELD for le Epicness 4v1 fights xDDD !!11 *Upboats*
>>69297107
I would legit puke
http://www.strawpoll.me/10168755
http://www.strawpoll.me/10168755
http://www.strawpoll.me/10168755
>>69296996
And? That could easily be shaggy.
Why are we talking about the non-canon books anyway?
>this one sperglord bitching about ToJ
>huuurrr duel wielding
>muh dawn
>>69297136
Not knowing such an obvious fact about Dawn makes it clear you don't really care/know about the sword, and are just using it as an excuse to bitch and whine
>>69296644
sam is regretting accidentally farting
OLLY NO :'(
How the fuck did they find Rickon Stark? It makes no sense.
>>69297120
Possible or impossible?
I'm saying it's possible, but impractical and way less efficient than using one sword with both hands. All the idiots who think dual wielding is better for multiple opponents should just kill themselves
i have been reading theories and i wonder what you guys think about the idea of Hodor having been a warg and while protecting l he was told to "hold the door" and was also warging. and his animal was killed while his mind was in it, so his body goes on but since he was so focused on 'hold the door' it fried him and now he is warped into hodor.
>>69297162
Hate to break it to you but it was underwhelming.
>>69297136
>OH WOW SO ITS NOT VALYRIAN STEEL
Yes, that's what of all of us said.
>>69297136
>ironic shitposting after being proven wrong
Off yourself
>>69296582
>"Winterfell!!!"
Holy shit that was CRINGE
>>69297178
I'm hoping its a plan by the Umbers to take down Ramsay
>Mud king is dead, Rhaeagar lies beneath the ground
Why did he mean? Who's mud king?
>>69297136
Fuck off back to le ddit already, you mongoloid wikifag.
>>69297169
>such an obvious fact
Sorry I forgot that the Daynes were the one house with a super special sword that was forged out of a meteor instead of valyrian steel
Shut the fuck up faggot its literally the same thing
>>69297178
they didn't have to find them, in the show they went to Last Hearth (home of the Umbers), not Skaggos.
>>69297172
>>69297172
new thread
>>69297034
Terry Pratchett? He's dead now though.
>>69296606
I'm rewatching the first episode of season 1 now and it's astonishing how true that is. Like a completely different show with different directors. Everything felt like it had care put into it and even the fucking lighting is different to give it a more genuine feel. Now it just looks like some ugly action b-movie shit.
It feels like they're just going through the motions now, pure fanfiction tripe.
>>69297132
Edgelord Ramsay, the living meme.
He was shirtless when raping her, so he had his superpowers.
>>69297008
Warging is dead
DEAD I TELL YOU
;_;
>>69297216
>page 3
Fuck off
>>69297200
Tristifer V of House Mudd. Killed by the Andal invaders. Terribly sad.
Do some fucking research.
>>69297072
>i dont understand genetics
>>69296801
A net isn't as surprising as a neck-stab coming from nowhere, bro!
Even when it's been done in every episode of the season.
>>69296550
Magic!
>>69296746
That is not what happened. You should actually watch the show when you press play.
>>69296582
>tfw this is what retarded bookfags actually believe
Loving every tear.
>>69296934
>It's physically impossible to dual wield
FUCKING IDIOT
>>69297245
350 is the bump limit on this retarded board.
>>69297186
>he had high expectations for it
blew me away desu
>>69297297
I want you to pinpoint the sentence where I said or implied that.
>>69297281
>being wrong
kek
>>69297326
300 is
And so fucking what the threads are up for like 20 more minutes, there's like 3 corpses still in the catalog
>>69297228
Robin Hobb. Read the Farseer trilogy. I dare you.
>>69296893
It's a form of brainwashing. Couple it with some drugs and you can actually make people think that shit in real-life if it goes on for long enough, to the point where you need to de-program them.
In the books the only reason she doesn't cave is because she's warging in her dreams and shit, which they don't realise. This isn't conveyed at all in the show, and she's not acted as if she actually believes it, and so it comes off as retarded.
>>69297348
Use your context clues. You can do it!
>>69297452
>digging the hole
ayy to the lmao
>>69297478
can you actually explain why you thought that arya was asking what name she wanted to be called?
>>69297478
I'll spoonfeed you. The name she asked for was a target to be assassinate d, not what she should be called. Oops. You got some on your face. You're so clumsy.
>>69297351
It ought to be set to the image limit.
Too many interesting conversations are derailed by the NEW THREAD!
>>69297548
>>69297536
>still doing it
xd
>>69297555
At one point I was responding to posts in 4 different threads
>>69297577
Oh, you weren't pretending. I feel bad now. You can be anything you want to be!
>>69296382
If they are, then they're fucking retarded.
>Still loyal to Starks
>Hand over one of their only surviving family members to be castrated and flayed.
>>69297659
You've been proven wrong and have nothing to say. I realize this is all you have. Sorry.
>>69297734
(farts)
>>69297750
Who are you? I was talking to 'ol xd himself.
>>69296841
preston shit posting
>>69296868
He was joking. Coz Geralt look weird as fuck on the cover.
How can you be so autistic.
Or did I fall for the bait. It's hard to keep up with all this multi-level shitposting.
>>69296582
So a bunch of SCA dudes handled the scene better than the "pros", huh? Didn't see that coming.
>>69296902
Not as bad as the show.
>>69296578
This needs to happen.
The only thing that really felt off for me this episode was Jaime basically becoming Cerseis right hand man. It's like he's back to being Jaime from the beginning of the show.
Who House Teflon here?
>>69298251
Since sending Brienne off, he's buried a son, father, daughter, and seen the woman he loves publicly shamed.
Jamie... Jamie had a hard life.
>Dayne's sword, starfall, looks cheapass as fuck
Fuck this
>>69296293
So did they ditch the Robert Stronk thing?
