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Roose dying edition

>>69043522
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>>69045577
Blackfyres
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>>69045577
The Roose got juiced. Long live the Poose.
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First for the only rightful ruler of Westeros, Essos, and the unknown world.
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worst resurrection ever ...

It was meant to be burned and resurrect from the flames ... and as Jon wakes up and stands up in the flames ... as he doesn't burn... from fire and Ice
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>>69045577
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>>69045577
Literally retarded


I know Ramsey is the new bad guy but he had no motivation for killing his father nor his brother, especially since his Dad reaffirmed his status as first born.

This just screams pointless edginess

Joffery was hated without effort, Ramsey is already evil and crazy he doesnt need to murder his whole family to drive that home.
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>>69045743
But D&D have to establish le evil badman who feeds his dead gf to dogs and kills babies and fat tumblrinas and his own dad for no reason other than le ebil ramsay
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>>69045577
Anyone think the show will tell us anything about the Knight of the Laughing Tree?

I think it's Lyanna
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Why the fuck are the Umbers supporting the Boltons. Am I missing something here
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>>69045577
poor thing
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The most important question though, which Bran would you fuck the most?
>S1 Bran
>S2 Bran
>S3 Bran
>S4 Bran
>S6 Bran
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>>69045849
Season 6 bran is best bran.
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>>69045849
all of the above
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>>69045805
I hope it's a ruse, but I have a feeling I'll be pissed off
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>>69045849
Ya, cuz being a peeophile is so cool. You can't be serious asking this question.
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is it against the rules of this board to ask for a location to stream S6E2 ?
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>>69045933
Nope, hbonow.com
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>People still think Brienne killed Stannis
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>>69045927
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>>69045743
He hasn't been legitimized. That mean the "Not Brother Anymore" would've had succession over him. It's the same reason he murdered his older legitimate brother, Roose's first son.
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>>69046015
I could have sworn Roose legitimized him at some point last season. They were both outside on a hill and I thought it happened.

Maybe I was drunk
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>>69046015
In the show Roose legitamized him

in the book Ramsey loves Roose and wouldn't murder him

so either way its tarded.
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>>69045979
I'm in Canada and HBOnow is only available in the US

any other way?
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Where can a brother find some 1080p HEVC versions of GoT? If I need to sign up to a private tracker, I will.
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>>69046065
No, it really happened. In fact, did the legitimization get signed off on by Tommen?

You were probably still drunk, though.
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>>69045743
>>69045777

yeah but what if roose changes his mind and says "nah my actual son is going to be my heir" after years or even months? word would be out about roose having a son, everyone in his house would know about it, and having both roose and the kid killed would be much harder, since they could see it coming. (assuming roose doesn't have the mad dog put down outright). even if he succeeds in this might have trouble keeping his alliances/control if it comes out that he killed his father and the legitimate heir to get the title. the boy being born forced his hand, he had to act now or risk losing everything. as it is now, likely only a few midwives, the meister and his pal from the other house know about the pregnacy being a healthy boy.

the kid being born forces him to make a snap decision, and he decides to go for what's logically the most sensible step. (especially since roose was threatening him with death literally seconds before he heard the news and started his whole "i-i love you really, honest" routine)
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>>69045577
goodnight sweet prince :(

fuck d&d for killing off all the daddies
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this tbqph >>69046135
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https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=1JYq8C99XHU
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>>69045927
>lusting after a 17 year old boy
>pedophilia
pick one
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>>69046135
Now that I think about it, how does Ramsay convince people that his dad, mother-in-law and brother got all poisoned or "accidentally" killed or whatever at the same time. Everyone knows Ramsay is a batshit crazy fuck, even his friends, so why bother to hide it?
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seems out of character for Roose to fall for that ruse
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>>69045793

The laughing tree is her feminine penis.
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>>69045805
If I'm remembering correctly the Greatjohn was taken alive during the Red Wedding and is being held hostage in order for the rest of the Umbers to play ball. Plus a couple of the Umber uncles are shit heads who are actually all for Bolton rule.
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>>69046105
Sorry, I know nothing about how things work in Canada. Maybe other bros can help.
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>>69046135
>>69046160

Legitimization isnt a 2 way street

you get legitimized and thats it no going back

this is explained from the Blakfyre rebellion
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>>69046224
father was poisoned, making him the lord

mother died in childbirth, very tragic, child didn't survive
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>>69046125
pls respons
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>>69046291
Roose could eventually just have Ramsay killed so his legitimate likely not crazy son can be heir. Ramsays decision made sense.
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>>69046291
roose could've just had him killed, though. he was doing the whole "mad dog get put down grr" thing just as the news arrives, it's not too big a leap to make for ramsey to think "oh shit he's going to off me so his legitimate son can be the heir fuck that"
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>>69046260
>Tree
>Feminine parts
Her feminine dick?
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>>69045927
can't you just fuck off back to your subreddit?

I'm sure the moderators there would clean up any unwanted posts that triggered you
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>>69046291
can't unlegitimize him, but he can disown him
also in medieval law the royal crown isn't property of the royal family so you can't do whatever you want with inheritance. A lordship is different. It is property and can be freely transferred.
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When did they ever say bad pussy in the show?
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>>69046643
last season, the short haired sand snake with the double daggers says it to bronn when they are on the dock about to sail back to kings landing
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Now that John is alive again I hope he has a lot of sex with Melisandra
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>>69046684
oh yea.
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>>69045686
>those daggers
christ
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>>69046643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sggmx8vysoc

What the fuck were they thinking when they wrote this
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>>69046701
i honestly cant tell if you are baiting me or not
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>>69046719
is this real?
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>>69046135
Stabbing the guy in charge doesn't make you the next in line. They've done it 3 times this season already and 100 times in the show. The first few times it's interesting. After 6 seasons it's just shitty writing and totally played.

GoT is gayer than Harry buttfucking potter
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>>69046749
Yes

That is an actual scene from the show
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>>69046790
So cringe. Everything with the sand sneks is fucking cringe.
>HE SLEPT WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
>and men
>AND MEN
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>>69045577
Aint the greyjoys going to be at least a little pissed his fat fuck Daughter/niece or what the fuck ever is dead. I know he is an old uncaring fuck, but when someone slaughters your kin it usually needs an answer.
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>>69046841
You mean the Freys?

It's likely they never find out and when they do, they can't do shit about it anyway.
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>>69046375
If pedophilia *doesnt* trigger you, then you are a piece of shit and should consider offing yourself IIDSSM.
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>>69046697
it's davos's dream, it didn't actually happen. they knocked down the door, smashed him in the head, and he's passed out. beginning of next episode will begin with a blink from jon to davos in the exact same sleeping position and breathing. screencap this
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>>69045686
her stance here.... jesus christ. makes me cry inside.
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>>69046841
i don't think he'll care
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>>69046841

Yes, but Ramsay will be dead before the Frey's can do shit about it.

Even if they wanted to move against Ramsay for vengenance, it's doubtful they could since they don't have the forces to take Moat Cailin let alone Winterfell alone.
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>>69047267
"Look everybody, we've got a real professor knife fighter here!"

"What a bad ass!"

I hate the bad poosey too, but come on man.
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so was that "leak" that was posted on here a bunch accurate? I never read it
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>next episode
>John has severe brain damage because he's been dead for nearly a day
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>>69045577
>Ramsay tries to stab Roose
>deflects/gets stuck on armour under his tunic
>Roose has him killed

Alternatively

>Ramsay hugs Roose
>Feels chainmail
>Looks at him in surprise/horror
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>>69048363
>that look
now i'm angry all over again. shouldn't have killed him.
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Why do people like darkstar, he has little to no significance?
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>>69046810
>cringe
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>>69045686
My neckbeard cousin has better looking daggers than those
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>>69045743
>waiting ~30 years for your dad to die
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>>69045687
rightful ruler of the Westeros buffet and salad bar maybe
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>>69045577
My reaction to it was something like "why did you eevn bother keeping him around for so long?"
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D&D obviously just have daddy issues, obsessed with killing off every man over 30.
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Dayne with two swords vs Shirtless Ramsay and two good men

Who wins?
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>>69045577
Let's watch the newest Preston video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjFrn4S1H4k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm-zHzx8fMU

>you will never listen to hip-hop with stannis through a glass candle as he admits his guilty pleasure
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>>69048354

Hodor 2.0?
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I think they should've hired a black man to play Leaf, seen as continuity isn't a big deal and the show has a problem with their lack of diversity.
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>>69045686
What a fierce fighting stance. this is real entertainment.
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If any of these people die their houses die with them
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What are some real life equivalents to the asoiaf universe?
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>>69050105
>It's a Preston hates everything episode
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>>69050287

>With Season 6 of “Game of Thrones” off to a rousing start on HBO as expected on April 25, there are now rumors going around that the sixth book of the fantasy novel series “A Song of Ice and Fire” by critically-acclaimed author George R.R. Martin entitled “The Winds of Winter” is now complete and is currently being printed in a printing house.
>In fact, the same rumors are also saying that the book shall come out this month. However, since George Martin has yet to say anything about this new round of rumors, it remains as speculation at this time.


Kek, how can some people be so dumb?
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>why did Roose get cucked by Ramsay, I thought he was smart?

Roose Bolton knew Ramsay needed him, to kill him now & then in broad daylight was stupid & he wasn't expecting it, because quite frankly it doesn't make sense as to why he would & how he did it.

>Why did the Karstark go along with it

To tie up loose ends, and to show the audience nothing will come of it.

In the end it's all down to hack writing. Roose survives in the world created around him, not the "LOL WE GOT TO DO THIS IN 7 SEASONS CUZ 7 BOOKS 7 KINGDOMS, ONLY 13 EPS LEFT CUZ NO STORY TO TELL", so they're basically rushing it & killing it as it goes.
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>>69046260
If you wouldn't let her ram her dick in any of your holes, you're literally gay.
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>>69050287
Someone post that Euron = Trump post

it made my sides explode
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>>69050336
>>69050287

Uhhhhhhhhhh I didn't mean to respond to your post. It appears I am the dumb one.
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>>69050305
I'm sure that in the "serious questions" follow-up he'll say he liked it (like he actually liked the Cersei scenes from last episode, but le meme nitpicking)))
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enuogh with the casting anons

this is the rumored Lyanna;
aurelia scheppers

shut it
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>>69050406
here we go
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>>69050406
rollin
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>>69050406
slab
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>>69050406

Let's do this.
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>>69050406
rolling
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>>69050406
Check me out anons

Best house and best girl

best fighter in westeros
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>>69050406
This needs to be updated with pic related
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>>69050406
Les go
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>>69050406
SWAG FAGS
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>>69050446
So do I have to pick someone else or do I get to cuck Robb?
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>>69050367
they should just keep the other one.
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>>69050457
>two handed lan with melly
My name is tommen and my cock is fucking 15 ins long
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Goat?
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>>69050406
Roll
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>>69050406
rollingg
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>>69050487
That's a ram.
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>>69050406
Roll
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>>69050406
Hi im jon snow with these dubs
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>>69050406
rolling for ygritte
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>>69050406
Rollan'
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>>69050406
rolled
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>posting roll shit to get this thread bumps

You know the janitor cleaned that kinda autistic shit up in an earlier thread today right?

Prepare for warnings and post deletions as soon as someone starts reporting shit
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>>69050406


>>69050502
>mfw house targ
>mfw become burger fucker
JUST
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>>69050406
what about these dubs?
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>>69050406
>puts a fucking whore in, dead 3 seasons
>skip all the current waifus
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>>69050511
Holy shit Baratheon Knight melisandre get. How appropriate.
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>>69050227
Wrong for top and bottom row
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>>69050510
Mounted Knight for Night's Watch and get teased by Melissandre.

Oh well, dodged fucking an old woman.
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Rollying for duel wielding targaeryn.
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>>69050406
rockan' rollan
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>>69050406
rolling for lannister and cersei
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>>69045686

Why do they all have different weapons? Are they ninja turtles?
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Plotlines that need to be elaborated
>Olenna's
>CIA's
>A FUCKING TROUT

People that need to be killed
>Freys
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>>69045686
I don't get it why /tv/'s obsessed with bad poosey?
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>>69050105
couldn't handle the faggy voices, the first montage of contradictions was kinda funny though

>>69050406
rolo
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An army?
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>>69050406
NIGGER ME UP!
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>>69050406
Check these dubs
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>>69050600
A horde.
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>>69050406
let's do this
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>>69050600
this is so bad, oh lawd.
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>>69045793
I dont think so because they are gonna show us tower of joy next, which will have howland, would have made sense to show laughing tree before that because that is when Ned first meets Howland Reed. Except instead we will meet him at the Tower of Joy scene instead.
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>>69048906
Why do I love Darkstar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Darkstar isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Dorne, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the red mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Planky Town under the the name of "Greenblood Orgasm." The very nature of Darkstar is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Darkstar is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Darkstar is not one that is easily penetrated.
Darkstar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Darkstar is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Darkstar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Darkstar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Darkstar, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Darkstar, the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze.

These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Darkstar so much.
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>>69045686
Watch season 4
"Ooh, Oberyn is a ninja, shit!"
Find out season 5 will include Dorne segments, get exited for a nation of slick warrior badasses.
Get a little dissapointed when I find out that Oberyn had daughters, not sons, and that his brother is cripple with a weakling son. Still, it should be alright.
Push comes to shove, Dorne turns out to be a single set piece where a retarded resucue/assassination mission takes place and fails badly. Big black guy doesnt do anything, the fight choreography is awful and the sand snakes are cringeworth and looks more like a bunch of random girls from my school than any actual warrior princesses.
Season 6 the cripple and black guy suddenly gets off'd out of nowhere
We never got to see any cool Oberyn-esque warriors
We never got to see big black use the axe
We never even got to see more of Dorne than the fucking throne and courtyard

It might get better from here on out, but the ration between my expectations after seeing what a fucking baller Oberyn was, and what the Dorne segment turned out to be is like 20:1
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>>69050406
rolling for horseback archer
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>>69050406
Pungus von Hootenhauser.
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>>69050635
>>69050501
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>>69050688
LITERALLY just won this game.
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>>69050406
how 2 ruin thread

also rollin
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>>69049608

Hell yes
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>>69050406

rolling for the realm
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> Have priest in party
> don't res smannis
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I AM THE SENATE
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>>69050406

I roll for honor.
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>>69050406
yas
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>>69050406
gibe Doreah pls
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>>69050614
MOUNTED KNIGHT FROM HOUSE STARK AND I FUCK YOUNG MELISANDRE

MOTHERFUCKER TONIGHT IS MY NIGHT!

I'M A LUCKY SONE OF BITCH

BEST POSSIBLE FUCKING ROLL

I'M GONNA FUCK THAT RED PRIESTESS WHILE SHE'S GLAMOURED UP AND HAS THOSE ROCKING TITS.

IT'S GOING TO BE EPIC

DAN THE MAN FUCKING MELI ON HORSEBACK UNDER THE STARK COLORS

MOTHERFUCKER

WE NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS MOMENT

FUCK YEAH

THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT

FUCKING MELI THE RED SEX MACHINE IN SERVICE OF THE TRUE LORDS OF WESTEROS

HELL TO THE YES

GONNA POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER HER WHILE I PUMP HER FULL OF MY MAN JUICE

FINALLY POSTING ON 4CHAN PAID OFF

THIS MAKES ALL OF IT WORTHWHILE
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>>69050734
kek
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>>69050406
roll
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>>69050406
>roll cancer
reddit is truly here
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>>69050406
ebin digits here
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>>69050406
I am the king of dwarves
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>>69050780
This /got/ is easily the worst yet
And we've had it really fucking bad before
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>>69050755
AND NOW I'M ARTHUR DAYNE

IS THERE NO END TO MY WINNING?
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>>69050780
/got/ has always been reddit
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will mother of burgers ever lose weight and be hot again or is she doomed to be 30 pounds too heavy?
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>>69050797
AND THEN I'M FUCKING TYRION AND I'M FUCKING WHORES


is that a loss? Meh
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>>69046711
>>69049356
Those daggers are fine. The only problem is blade thickness and that's just the prop department not trusting women with sharp things.
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>>69050406
roll
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>>69050406
roll
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>>69050406
lets go
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so, what made hodor a retard?
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>>69050406
>If it's smeone from your house you MUST choose someone from outside your house (unless it's Cersei)
>Not unless you're a Targaryen

Fucking casuals
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>>69050791
>Baratheon
>fucking Cersei
>cucking Robert

I am okay with this.
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>>69050406
rollen
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>>69050406
plz be in storms end
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>>69050832
Looking at Westeros? Probably rape of some sort.
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>>69050406
Pls
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tfw you will never experience this, why live
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>>69050406
What happens if I get dubs?
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>>69050797
DAYNE?
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>>69050406
shrek is love
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>>69050825
reroll?
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>>69045910

What the fuck are they going to do in the following season/s when the actor playing Bran is in his mid 30's and bigger than Hodor?
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>>69050832
Bran timewalk-warged into hime once too often
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guys, how do we explain that characters change their looks (changed actors) in our internal showcanon? I mean how do we explain it to ourselves in our head? please it's important
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>>69050406

Hope it's a good one this time
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>>69050856
I only need Carice.
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>>69050406
Zozzing
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>>69050406
ay lmao
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>>69045687
>Literally responsible for the murder of her Brother
>Literally resposnible for the murder of the rightful King
Nah famalam, that's a hanging matter.
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>>69050885
ok with this.
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>>69050886
that implies hodor doesn't die this season bruh
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>>69050406
Can I post this on reddit?
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>>69050406
noice
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>>69050909
Stupidity is its own kind of suicide
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>Stannis theme playing during Jon resurrection

What if she put stannis in jons body? It would make sense because she barely knows jon and is loyal to stannis. Plus she now has the body of a capable fighter
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>>69050544
Margaery doesnt produce tyrells
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>>69050406
eyyy
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>>69050406
because all the cool kids are doing it
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>>69050926
Tyrell Archer with Caloreesi?

Kind of strange.
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>>69050544
Not on the show
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>>69050406
r0ll
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>>69050832
He was clearly slow even when he could talk.

Sometimes it just gets worse over time, doesn't really need to be anything complex.

But knowing the show, probably some shit like this. >>69050889
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>>69047012
I think your post gave me cancer.
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>>69050940
Stannis theme is also the Lord of Light theme, so it fits.

Stranger is the fact that the Stannis/R'hllor theme is mixed with Baelish's theme.
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>>69050406
ebin
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>>69045577
If they were going to kill him off could they not have done it in the stupidest way possible?

Matter of fact that goes for almost all of their OC deaths
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>>69047012

uh...you need to kill yourself.
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>>69050406
rolling
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>2 eps in
>no paedophilia, rape, gangrape, bestiality, bdsm, cuckoldry, vore, scat scene yet

do they even care about us anymore lads? their most faithful and loyal audience? has GRRM gone soft??
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>>69050406
Rolling
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Correct me if I am wrong but the top ten fighters in living memory are

>The Blackfish
>Victarion Greyjoy
>Rhaegar
>Robert Baratheon
>Garlan Tyrell
>Oberyn Martell
>The Hound
>Jaime Lannister
>Barisstan Selmy
>Arthur Dayne
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>>69050406
Rawlin
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>>69050406
Greatsword master-race coming through!
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how come all the north shitter families are with roose when they went to war because of ned's execution

minus the guy who got beheaded by robb
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>>69050600
.>>69050487
Stop it, Preston.
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>>69051066
you forgot Grey Worm desu
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>>69050780
>>69050795
Here comes the redditor contrarians from r/asoiaf. Fuck off back to your hugbox.
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>>69051066
Loras is a better 1v1 fighter than Garlan, Garlan is just better at multiple opponents and actual warfare combat.

The Mountain should probably be there, while not entirely skillful he's a force that all of those would struggle to beat (Oberyn played dirty with poison)
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>>69050941
She could, if they married her matrilineally, but 'tis just a show, lel, gay loras is gay :-)
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>>69050406
roll l
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>The Blackfish
Yes
>Victarion Greyjoy
No not even the best ironborn fighter
>Rhaegar
No
>Robert Baratheon
Yes
>Garlan Tyrell
Yes
>Oberyn Martell
Yes
>The Hound
Yes
>Jaime Lannister
Yes
>Barisstan Selmy
Yes
>Arthur Dayne
Yes

Replace Vic and Rhaegar with the smiling knight and the mountain and you have it correct.
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>>69051085
they'll explain it in the spin-off series starting in 2019, Fear the Game of Thrones
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>>69046010
Was he a pedo though?

Was he fucking the girls or just beating them?
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>>69051066
what about dunk the lunk
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>>69050600
>Try to feed that many horses
>Winter is coming
>Starve
>Danny fags btfo AGAIN!
They never learn
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>>69050406
poost
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>>69051108
Incorrect. Loras specifically states that Garlan is 'the better sword,' implying both duel and melee.

Loras is the better lance - but that's a tourney skill. Not really applicable to 'best fighter' categories.
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>>69050406
Wylis
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>>69051164
fair enough, it's been a while

I hope we see more Garlan in this book
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>>69051066
>>69051119
>Blackfish

Really? I always thought he was an excellent scout/tactician/guerrila commander, not a great swordsman.
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So it's still garbage right? I made the right decision by deciding to not watch it after Season 5?
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>>69051108
No Loras literally said Garlan is better with a sword but he is better at jousting. Loras is quite good but Garlan is simply better.
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>>69051152
Dunk is hardly living memory
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>>69045634
>supporting bastards and homosexuals
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>>69050406

rollan
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>>69051185
There's a top quality meme with every episode.
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>>69051184
I recall Jaime thinking that even with his hand it would be a difficult fight
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>>69051182
GRRM said both the other Tyrell brothers will have an expanded role later in the series, so you will get your wish.

It's quite likely Garlan will combat Ironborn fucking shits in the Reach, should be a fun few chapters.
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>>69045577
OMG how CUH-RAYZY is Ramsay guys? He's like totally bonkers!

Seriously though, I'm so fucking sick of that one-dimensional, bland, generic le psychopath character.
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>>69051066
>The Blackfish
You wot
>Victarion Greyjoy
He's good at cutting down sailors while being in full armour, but I don't think it's ever claimed that he's also a skilled fighter
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>>69051066
The First Sword of Braavos doesn't make the list?
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>>69051184
No he is a very deadly swordsman and was one of the idols that Jaime looked up to along with Barristan and Dayne.
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>>69051205
I DONT MOCK THE DROWNED GOD, I AM THE DROWNED GOD

More of these meme episodes please
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How did we go from season 1 to THIS?
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>>69051218
His Theon breaking scenes were fun
Now he's just obnoxious
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>>69051218
I wish they had make him like the book version. Just as edgy and evil, if not more so, but genuinely sickening instead of funny at first and then annoying.
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What if Bloodraven and the Children are just GRRM's take on a dark Santa in the North Pole with his elves?
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>>69051188
It 300AC Dunk died in 259AC. 41 years.
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>>69050909
>retard threatens to disembowel his sister, who is the pregnant wife of a widely feared warlord
>it's her fault he gets killed

Are you stupid?
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>>69045577
did anyone actually care about him dying? i mean with them trying to pull shock value every 2-3 eps does anyone care if any of these people live or die?
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>>69051240
Autism
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>>69051240
>Jesus Jon
He's getting resurrected in the books as well m8
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>>69050406
gfb
>>
ummm... guys... uhhh... Robert Strong will lose the trial, will he? Cersei just can't keep getting away with it!!!
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>>69051240
Bad poosey and D&D
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>>69051264
they killed off most interesting characters already anyway and that's also a big problem with the books
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>>69051209
>>69051228
Okay, thank you, guys, I must've forgotten.
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>>69045910
FUCK I cannot get over how weird looking this dude becomes
>>
I'm fine with Euron's portrayal so far. Joffrey went too Caligula after season 3 and Ramsay's been too edgy Joker since he was first introduced, but Euron just reminds me of an evil Tormund. Which is actually pretty cool.
>>
>>69051300
>He's getting resurrected in the books as well m8

>implying that isn't also shit, regardless of whether it's in the books or not.
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>>69051310
Not really. GRRM doesn't kill people for shock value or because he can't afford to keep paying their nonexistent actor.
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>>69045849
S6 Olly. He's a fucking babe. Unless he's underage in which case I said nothing
>>
>>69050406
roll
>>
>>69051264
I've unironically rooted for the Bolton's since season 2.
>>
>>69050406
rolin rolin rolin
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>>69051316
Considering his skill set he is probably one of the more deadliest combat leaders in the past 50 years.
>>
>>69051328
Your pic was specifically shitting on DnD's writing, they didn't come up with the revival
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>>69051264
He was about the most interesting character still left
It wasn't shock or anything since it was really obvious, just resignation
>>
>>69050406
rollin'
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>>69051335
that doesn't change the fact that he's killed off too many interesting characters without replacing them so we're left with boring characters need body cares about
>>
>>69051305
Sounds like a grunge band
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>>69050406
Finally, we are at the important part
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>mfw young Ned Stark
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>>69051388
Such as?

Ned, Robb,Tywin, Joffery. That's really it.
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>>69051388
Oberyn was the worst one for me

Why couldn't that fat fuck just have him survive the fight
>>
>>69051397
young lyanna is a babe
>>
>>69050406
rolling
>>
>>69050406
Rollin
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>>69051397
I don't get it
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>>69051422
he needed to die to get Dorne involved
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>>69050651
>MFW Ned accidentally a bar in New York instead of TOJ
>>
so why does everybody want to be king? >literally no benefits,
>shitty job,
>90% chance you'll get killed by some memeshitters,
>the plebeians will hate and despise you anyway,
>the iron throne looks uncomfy as fuck

I mean the list could go on and on...
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>>69051418
oberyn, mance
honestly it's been too long for me since I've read the books so I'm starting to mix book and show canon but I remember there being way too many uninteresting side characters in book 4 and 5
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>>69051451
They were already involved

And having Oberyn part of it would have made Dorne ten times more interesting
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>>69051066
>Victarion
Whilst Vic is a bad ass who wears full armor during boarding action and isn't afraid of drowning he is by no means a great fighter. It's suggested that Euron could more than likely take Victarion in a man to man and we've never heard anything about Euron's combat ability so it must not be anything legendary.
>>
>>69050406
*fingerwaggin*
>>
>>69051476
Fuck you Gurm I couldn't give half a fuck about Penny goddamn
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>>69050406
rollan
>>
>>69051476
Mance isn't dead and Oberyn died to further a plot line
>>
>>69050406
roll
>>
>>69051476
Mance is still alive. Oberyn was a tertiary character at best.
>>
tfw you realize just now that dragonstone was literally a 30min sea ride from king's landing.
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>this guy gets cast
>"wow he looks so froglike and related to Jojen, he must be a young Howland Reed!"
>it's fucking Ned Stark

http://watchersonthewall.com/robert-aramayo-joins-the-cast-of-game-of-thrones/
>>
>>69050406
Rolling
Last time I was a dual wielding targ who fugged Melly. I don't think I could do much better.
>>
>>69045686
>Retardo daggers
>"Badass" stance
>that gormless look in her eyes
>those fucking stick arms

That killed THIS?
>>
>>69050406
roll
>>
>>69051220
Not true. In the books when he fights the knight from the Shield islands, he's hyped as fuck about fighting a guy in armor and he fucks him up.
>>
>>69050406
Fuck it time to rawl
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>>69051494
I think we have no idea how a Euron/Victarion matchup would go. It's not really discussed in the books. Vic is definitely fearsome, might be bigger and stronger but Euron is notably more intelligent, probably faster and with better reflexes. Complete tossup. Then again, Euron seems to be able to see into the future or some shit, so he might be able to pull a Howland/Dayne situation on Vic which rather changes things.
>>
>>69050406
May as well
>>
So /got/, what's worse, Sneks or Ramsay?
>>
>>69050406
ayy
>>
>>69045577
I feel like the writing in this show has become super lazy and poorly thought out...
>>
>>69051532
Man that axe prop is straight out of Warcraft it looks like fucking garbage top kek
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>>69051556
Sneks
As much as I hate both, at least Ramsay isn't SJW: the character
>>
>>69051532
I feel bad for this guy cause he read the books and was excited for his character to fuck shit up
>>
>>69051556
Ramsay is a decent character thats getting overplayed

Sneks are just horseshit with no redeeming qualities
>>
>>69051556
Sneks are fucking bad but anyone who claims Ramsay isn't fucking lucky should really remember this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVK5KTXvnCI
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>tfw you realize just now that dragonstone was literally a 30min sea ride from king's landing.
>>
New

>>69051599
>>69051599
>>69051599
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>>69051580
It looks fine, what are you talking about? Snek's daggers are what really look retarded.
>>
>>69045777
Oh fuck off. Ramsay is even more evil in the books.
>>
>tfw you realize dorne isn't an island
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>>69050406
Roll me gently
>>
>>69045698
Did he stab him?
>>
>>69045743
The baby has better claim than Ramsay, because both of his parents are noble born and Freys will also support his claim over Ramsay.
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>>69050406
I must participate in the cancer.
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>>69050406
ok senpai lets fight irl
>>
>>69051532
Seriously, he fucking got killed by characters who took up 5 minutes of screen play max in regards to their parts in the book.

This shit is just poorly thought out and lazy writing at this point.
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>>69050917
Hodor was just pretending to hodor
>>
>>69050406

TAKE ME TO THE RIVER!
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>>69051552
I do believe Victarion has some ideas of trying to just kill Euron when he's alone with him but he thinks it a bad idea because he's unsure of who Euron really is anymore.
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>>69051609
To be fair we're seeing the daggers close up, the axe is probably also poorly made plastic shit
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>>69050406
>Anonymous 05/03/16(Tue)17:17:02 No.69050423▶
lets see
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>>69051066
The Mountain
>>
>>69050406

House Arryn, Axe and Shield, Ygritte.
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>>69050406
let's give it a kek
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>>69050406
Rolling. Also, why aren't you playing the game that actually let's you do that?
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>>69050406
derailing thread
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Where can i get book 5 without torrenting? I want to experience cleganebowl already and im on a campus.
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>>69051601
That would take far longer than 30 minutes depending on the scale of that map
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>>69051759
a fucking bookstore
>>
>>69050406
rolling
>>
>>69050406
Ragnar & Rollo
>>
>>69050406
Let's do it.
>>
>>69050406
ruling
>>
>>69050406

Get Hype!
>>
>>69051738
>robert-aramayo
what game is dis
>>
>>69050406
ROLLING
>>
>>69050406
Fuck yeah, bro.
>>
>>69051837
A Lannister two-handed axeman banging Doreah.
makesnosense.jpg
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>>69051853
AGOT mod for Crusader Kings II. It's great.
>>
>>69051832
A two handed axeman from house tully that gets laid with u kno nutin, i didnt do bad. [spoilerhope its before wotfk[/spoiler]
>>
>>69051913
thanks senpai
>>
>>69051532
>stabbed in shoulder
>down in one hit
>>
>>69050406
roll
>>
>>69050406
roll
>>
>>69047191
screencapping for a cringe thread. This has to be the dumbest theory i've heard yet.
>>
>>69050406
rolleeeeeeen
>>
why do I hate women in GoT so much?
>>
>>69050406
rolan
>>
>>69045686
Its official ,every dorne scene is a dream sequence
>>
>>69052255
you're gonna feel really stupid next week
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>>69050406
rellingg
>>
>>69050406
rell
>>
>>69050406
rholling
>>
>>69050406
give me good
>>
>>69050406
let me see
>>
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>>69045577
hmmm, poison. what a shame...
>>
>>69050406
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>>69045687
Being a landwhale also makes her ruler of the seas.
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