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>>69048187
1ST FOR GAS THE LIONS CLASS WAR NOW
really dabid?
So, err, what's the deal with season 4 Bloodraven/Leaf? Did they really just halfass it in 3 minutes and season 6's material is what they intended?
>>69048187
>TRIPFAGS ARE ASLEEP
>QUICK, POST SNEKS
nth for based Dunk
>>69048252
they ran out of money
everything in that sequence in S4 just looked weirddd
>>69048255
That armpit. That tummy.
Are Ramsay and the Sand Snakes connected by killing their own rulers out of the blue?
Reminder that show Euron is fine.
>MUH looks
None of the Greyjoys in the show look like their book counterpart, why should he?
>MUH Drowned God
He's supposed to be a lunatic, you know?
>MUH eyepatch
Grow the fuck up.
>>69048255
>>69048268
stop drewling and
>POST SNEK
Eurin my way
I AM A HOAR
what did she mean by this?
repost because new bread
>>69048081
> He's a mad man that butchers his own men
Yeah.. that's kinda one of the reasons to vote for him; They don't want to be butchered as well.
This is not like the north voting for Ramsay, this is more like Theon voting for Ramsay; He better fucking do it, or it's gonna hurt.
Someone (Rodrik the reader I think? Forgot) even thinks that Euron could just kill everyone at the Kingsmoot if it doesn't go his way. Him and the few shit houses he recruited.
So it's a mix of :
-gold (he had the best loot)
-promises (again, best loot, so he knows what he's doing. Join him and everyone gets loot)
-Fear (some voted because they were scared shitless)
-Opportunity (shit houses that no one wants all follow euron. With him, they have opportunities, not with the other ones)
And the man is quite a legend by himself.
Asha is a woman and offer a retarded plan ( from ironborn PoV ), so she was out; It was between vic and euron, and euron wins for all these reasons.
He promises them Westeros and while he's obviously a mad man, he's not stupid. He wouldn't do it if he didn't think he could.
Between 'farming pinecones with Asha", "Raiding fishing villages with Victarion" and "Conquering Westeros with Euron", the choice was easy.
>>69048320
>And I am the way
>the truth
>and the life
really?
>>69048255
*unzips dick*
It's bad pussy because it smells bad and it's dirty and she never washes it.
>>69048252
No idea, but I can't keep up with all of these recasts.
>>69048320
I AM THE BRIDGE
>>69048258
get Dunked.
>>69048255
moar snek
>Of the 20,000 Northmen that Robb Stark initially led to war in southern Westeros, Reek observes that only about 4,000 have returned alive with Roose to Moat Cailin. Most of them are soldiers from House Bolton, perhaps over 3,000.
How does the North function with so many of its men dead?
Why are people tlaking about 'voting' for Euron lmao
you dont get to vote in the iron islands, let alone in Westeros lol
Her boobs make up for the rest of Dorne
If Jon is such a great leader, why was he killed by his own men?
>>69048328
She said oar dude
>OAR
She aspired to become oar, but witty little lion ruined her plan
>>69048252
Well in the books, Bran mistakes them for actual children at first before he sees that they're not. Perhaps this is similar, or maybe The Children can disguise themselves as human kids.
>>69048353
Robb didn't have time to call in all the banners before marching south, he only got a fraction of the northsmen in time. The north is fucking huge and would have taken months before all the banners were mustered together and he didn't have time
>>69048380
nobody said he was smart
>>69048335
i want to hate fuck that bitch so hard
>>69048353
Because an army represents only a tiny portion of the total manpower of a realm. And Robbs army was hastily gathered so there's no way it represents the north's full strength. In the books, Stannis gathers 2,000 men just from the Northern clansmen alone
>>69048187
>see pic related
>tfw no bad puss remix
>decide to make my own
I hope you guys enjoy my Bad Pussy mix. I love coming to these generals and shitposting about the show. Just my way of giving back.
>>69048380weak writing
>>69048265
>They hadn't been eating. They were really sad. There was a degree of luck, but it wasn't "simply incorrect."
Well it's semantic now but to me, if something is seriously unlikely but happens anyway by luck, it's "incorrect".
Or at least it just feels wrong/cheap.
Like if Anguy and Hotpie get in a fight and they both draw a bow and Anguy misses his shot while Hotpie connects and kills him.
Is it possible? Of course.
Anguy accuracy isn't 100% and Hotpie accuracy isn't 0%.
So it can happen.
But if it does happen on the show I'll call that shit as well. It's just stupid and they would have done it only because they wanted hotpie to live.
That's how I feel about the dragons not killing Tyrion, or at least attempting.
>>69048389
she clearly said ORE, as in she wants Tyrion's family jewels, she begged for the D.
She cant be an oar, she cant even imagine a cgi ship
Do we know who they might've hired to play the ToJ Lyanna?
inb4 Dave Hill's other daughter
No memeless man may sit the Salt Throne.
>>69048341
1 will always be the best, though 3 is probably a close second
>>69048437
10/10 would get my chest caved in by a warhammer and have my family nearly all killed for.
>>69048453
Pedo fucking shit
>>69048351
Why did they give him the cure anyway?
>>69048252
why didnt Meera get killed by the spooky skellies?
>>69048438
I AM THE MEME BROTHER
What's the point of the night's watch again? They don't have enough men to fully guard the wall or various outposts. They're literally at a single castle along like a 500 mile long wall so wights could be passing by a bunch of places and they wouldn't even know
>>69048187
>>69048255
Let's be honest. While they are such insufferable annoying cunts we'll fuck all three of them at once given the chance.
>>69048417
link it brev
>>69048446
That right there is some rare Babby Bran.
>>69048361
>you dont get to vote in the iron islands
umm yeah you do, that's literally what a Kingsmoot is. That being said, I think I recall the kingsmoot being a traditional Ironborn custom that is brought back after balon's death, and he did intend to have Yara be his heir, however that's the Westorosi way, not the way of the Iron Islands.
>>69048341
what an ugly little faggot
>>69048478
>What's the point of the night's watch again?
None, it's why based Ramsay is going to dissolve it and make Castle Black a property of the Dreadfort.
>>69048282
But why didn't they at least have Balon take his eye out with that knife slice that totally looked like he took his eye out?
>>69048187
she says 'boy pussy' because traps
>>69048437
CGI Jennifer Connelly circa 1988
If the Iron Islands have no forests, where do they get the wood to build their ships?
>>69048491
Indeed I would, in this order...
>Bad Poosey
>Lady Oneline
>Greedy Bitch
>>69048361
I want the offseason to come back so showfags leave.
>>69048478
Eastwatch by the Sea and the Shadow Tower are manned, and the numbers at Castle Black are much much greater than they once were now that the Wildlings will be fighting for them.
>>69048553
>Sometime We Sow
>>69048491
I'd fuck the chink and bad pussy. Obara can fuck off tho
>dah bad pussy
why is this funny?
>>69048491
Marry Kill Fuck in that order
Damn Joshua Jackson got old.
>>69048495
It's in the OP
https://soundcloud.com/whatsgoodscully/bad-pussy-final-mix
If Tyrion is hallucinating Varys, who translated for the beggar?
What is cucked may never cuck.
t. Theon Reekjoy
>>69048473
plot armor cause ilyn payne got cancer :^)
>>69048478
everything in the show is just retardedly small
>>69048512
Sometimes.
>>69048437
>in b4 dave hill himself as a trap
But seriously she better be a total qt/fun character.
I watch this show mostly for the waifu now, everything else is disappointing.
At least the waifus are great.
>finally watch the first episode
>it is by far the worst episode of GoT, full of extremely large plot-holes, leaps in logic, and terrible execution.
What the fuck
>>69048587
She's actually qt without that bitch face
>>69048553
Trade maybe? Although, I wouldn't give lumber to people who will use it to build ships and raid my shit.
>>69048553
Driftwood? it would fit with the thing they have for driftwood and the Drowned God even though that would be fucking awful to build with. Im guessing they steal it (since i think Ironmen still raid in smaller groups they just dont reave under the King anymore) or maybe buy it from traders like the one that Theon gets passage to Pyke with.
>>69048613
Are you fucking serious
Is there actually a theory that Tyrion is in Fight Club
>>69048320
I AM THE WIND
I fucking hate the snakes. They are going to steal Varys's glory.
>>69048641
you mean a qt filipino man right?
>>69048657
Varys has been reduced to Le Eunuch and Friend of Tyrion in the show. That's all he is.
>this is a 10 in Winterfell
>>69048640
Second episode is alright.
Hola Famiglia,
bet you can't name one woman more beautiful than I am.
>>69048652
>His name was Robert Strong
>>69048608
oh what the fuck. couldnt even tell that was him
dude looks older than emilio now
>>69048663
Half Maori
>>69048652
Its not a theory its a confirmed spoiler. He hallucinates shae too. Why do you think she was seen filming?
>>69048672
That's some prime cunny right there
>>69048678
>>69048320
I knew I recognized him from somewhereI AM THE TABLE
>>69048380
Show: xenophobia
Book: oathbreaking
>>69048641
>qt
jesus, you must be a virgin with 0 standards
>>69048615
>cuckling without peepee
I feel like Theon still has his balls ('stones'). All references have been to his cock being taken.
>/r/ing the cumming split in half dick...
>>69048255
>>TRIPFAGS ARE ASLEEP
no
i'm just finishing my semester research project :)
>>69048695
I want her to break every single of my ribs with a quarterstaff, then piss on me as I lay on the ground in agony.
>>69048692
Confirmed where?
>>69048437
She's gonna be a CGI wight/Other thinger majiger
Did Bran shave TEC's beard and hair?
>>69048671
What a waste :__;
>>69048678
The most beautiful whore in the Seven Kingdoms
>>69048252
she became asian?
>>69048446
3 is best, pham.
>>69048657
>>69048671
I don't care what you guys say. The twist this season will be that Varys is controlling the Sons of the Harpy.
>BUT MUH AEGON
Book =/= show. As it stands now, Varys tried to have Daenerys killed in Season 1.
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>>69048678
dead serious
>>69048187
They wrote themselves into a corner with bad pussy and friends. That can't kill them off because SJW's would flip their shit and they can't keep them on because literally no one except SJW's like the Dorne storyline.
>NOT YOUNG NED
>>69048695
>>69048735
Hey, by any chance, Fapfic guy still come in here?
We could use a good Waif story.
Or Myranda.pre or post death, don't matter
>>69048678
Robb a retard
>>69048749
Meera did
why do you think she's so depressed?
>>69048320
I AM THE DUSKY WOMAN
>>69048749
They needed face pubes to make the Jojen-paste.
>>69048793
what are you tlaking about? nobody likes the SNEKS, not even the SJW and the Tumblrites
SJWs is with Brienne
>>69048657
If you watch the first trailer, you can see the mob of little birds stabbing someone in a POV shot. Varys is killing someone, we just dont know who it is
Kevan is hardly a character in the show
>>69048593
BAD PUSSAY DABID BAD PUSSAY
Now that Jon no longer has to keep his night's watch oaths, who will be the first person he fucks?
>>69048692
It's just Shae you idiot. Varys has interacted with other characters, for starters.
>>69048813
Chances of Meera nudity?
>>69048813
>why do you think she's so depressed?
Because freakfu > frogfu
>>69048817
>not even the SJW and the Tumblrites
>implying they didn't cream themselves when she said men are weak
>>69048760
I miss her boobs
>>69048842
Middle America is not ready for full frontal Tranny snatch.
In one of the trailers, Cersei tells Tommen he has to lead the army to show others "what Lannisters are made of."
Who are the Lannisters mobilizing to go to war against?
>>69048860
I'd settle for her arse.
>>69048839
Val
>>69048187
>Dorne plot
DROPPED
>North plot
DROPPED
so, what's the next one, /tv/?
at least Pyke actually has something going on now
>>69048823
Yeah but, it doesn't look like they were in the Red Keep.
>>69048863
Faith
>>69048784
You're wrong m8. Arya overhears Varys talking with whatshisface and the conversation is pro Danny
>>69048841
>Have a character whose actor can barely get her lines out in understandable English let alone deliver them with emotional impact and complexity
>Kill her finally after four entire seasons of nonsense
>Decide to bring this actress back for more from beyond her character's grave, therefore having to pay her again
Literally what are D&D even thinking at this point. Shae was a mistake and always will be. I knew she was a mistake from that ridiculous scene in season 1 where she threatens Tyrion's life for him asking where she's from.
>>69048863
Dorne?
>>69048839
Melly Sanders
>>69048278
Lel I made this. Glad I could contribute to the memes
>>69048187
So Asha is going to kill Euron somewhere in this season, right?
>>69048580
kek
>>69048910
Yep. She's going to get a volcanic futa cock and marry Daenerys.
>>69048910
Probably. I'm hoping she gets sent to Essos and that girl we her kissing in the trailer is the dusky woman
>>69048910
prolly
might even make out with a chick and become the Iron Islands first female openly lesbian Queen of Ironborn.
Maybe she'll queef on someone.
>kinslaying is the worst thing ever and will instantly make you persona non grata
>lodes of kinslaying the last 2 episodes
I don't understand
>>69048944
>that girl we her kissing in the trailer
wait what?
>>69048893
I bet Conleth is happy she's back...
>>69048944
I think it's that bastard daughter that Euron fucked. The one from the Reach castle they conquered. It's to introduce her lesbianism to the viewers.
>HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD!
What did Euron mean by this? Is he in league with Littlefinger?
Who /hype/ here
>>69048981
>>69048945
God...fucking..damnit
>be fat Walda
>ankles hurt
>just gave birth
>oh fuck here comes my step-""son""
>w-why are we going to the hound lair r-ramsay
>wheres R-Roose..?
>realize i'm done for
>ankles hurt too much to run away
>hounds start ripping my fucking throat out
>finally welcome the cold embrace of death
>at least i got laid 1 more time than most of /tv/
>everything goes black, silence
>w-wait what's g-going on
>get absorbed into the network of dogs
>subservient to ramsay for the rest of my life
Being Walda is suffering. ;_;
>>69048981
What scene as that?
>All eyes turned toward the sound. It was one of Euron's mongrels winding the call, a monstrous man with a shaved head. Rings of gold and jade and jet glistened on his arms, and on his broad chest was tattooed some bird of prey, talons dripping blood.
>aaaaRRREEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
>The horn he blew was shiny black and twisted, and taller than a man as he held it with both hands. It was bound about with bands of red gold and dark steel, incised with ancient Valyrian glyphs that seemed to glow redly as the sound swelled.
>aaaaaaaRRREEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
>It was a terrible sound, a wail of pain and fury that seemed to burn the ears. Aeron Damphair covered his, and prayed for the Drowned God to raise a mighty wave and smash the horn to silence, yet still the shriek went on and on. It is the horn of hell, he wanted to scream, though no man would have heard him. The cheeks of the tattooed man were so puffed out they looked about to burst, and the muscles in his chest twitched in a way that it made it seem as if the bird were about to rip free of his flesh and take wing. And now the glyphs were burning brightly, every line and letter shimmering with white fire. On and on and on the sound went, echoing amongst the howling hills behind them and across the waters of Nagga's Cradle to ring against the mountains of Great Wyk, on and on and on until it filled the whole wet world.
>And when it seemed the sound would never end, it did.
>The hornblower's breath failed at last. He staggered and almost fell. The priest saw Orkwood of Orkmont catch him by one arm to hold him up, whilst Left-Hand Lucas Codd took the twisted black horn from his hands. A thin wisp of smoke was rising from the horn, and the priest saw blood and blisters upon the lips of the man who'd sounded it. The bird on his chest was bleeding too.
>Euron Greyjoy climbed the hill slowly, with every eye upon him.
>>69048891
Then why did Varys hire the assassin? You're not going to give me some bullshit that he magically knew Jorah would save her, are you?
>>69049013
It's from a trailer. It will be later in the season.
>>69048839
Someone with the bad pussy
>Tfw you realize there are only kids left as main characters
>>69049023
Bobby hired the assassin
>>69048839
Bran
>>69048981
>>69048945
Why in the fuck am I still watching this show?
>>69048905
Anytime :^)
>>69048996
Or he's wondering why someone would knife a man before throwing him off of a ropebridge.
What's the first thing Sansa will say to Jon when they reunite?
>>69048808
Daily reminder. Cat described her as 'Meh'
>'Meh'
>>69048252
She probably had a bigger role and they didn't want to get stuck with a child actor again.
>>69048949
>it's ok when my boys Tyrion and Stannis do it
So is Brienne going to Castle Black with Sansa?
Is she ready to face justice from Davos for murdering Stannis is cold blood?
>>69049023
That whole "assassination" attempt was setup by Jorah
>>69049023
https://youtu.be/YUjPBtlhBls?t=31
>>69048874
>Pyke
Soon to be merged with Slavers '182 Ships Burnt' Bay
>>69049088
Heil hitler, how bad can this fucking show get?
They will do at least two more seasons before it gives in entirely under its own weight.
>>69049002
GET HYPE
>>69049088
How did they manage to make him worse?
why is non one posting vanhoot?
https://vine.co/v/hFl3xmQqIOQ
>>69049116
bigger shit is going on
nobody ever cared about stannis other than bookfags
GET
should i?
Imagine being one of those guards
>>69048949
>waaa kinslaying is bad guys
>CLEGANEBOWL GET HYPE
>>69049002
>tfw Reddit stole Cleganebowl
>>69049008
>Walda is Reek 2.0
>Baby, who never was confirmed dead, becomes her master
>she must answer his demonic questions or she doesn't get sausages
>Walda is no longer walda
>>69048981
Just just that but I'm certain that the Lord of the castle gets IRON KEKED
>>69048341
I didn't realize it was a recast at first, I just thought he got ugly.
You have 10 seconds to explain why Davos suddenly cares so much about Jon without using the words "azor ahai"
>>69049023
Didn't Robert hire the assassin and varys sent Jorah the letter that framed the assassin?
>>69049182
Go for it if you want to know how it feels to get ripped off
>>69049189
surprising amount of extras for a small scene, with all their own armour
>>69049211
stannis respected jon, so davos should do the same
>>69049189
There are 9 trained soldiers in this picture, they could have taken Strong
>>69049172
Stop that. I don't get why people want to be spoiled, or why you think anyone wants to see that shit. It's like cheating in a video game, I never understood the point of ruining the experience for yourself
>>69049211
He wants Stannis' soul to be resurrected in Jon's body
>>69049171
Why must things be like this my man, i just want a war of men and zombies, shit would've been socool.
>>69048328
this meme is so forced and stale
>>69049211
Based niggers cutting through the bullshit.
>>69049182
>Buying a Hunchback of Notre Dame fig decades after the movie came out
Probably found it in a moldy box .
>>69049189
They would have lost some people, but if Strong can be killed as easily as a real man they could have easily taken him.
>>69049211
He just lost two dear friends and he doesn't want to see another good man die.
>kill Jon
>take over night's watch
>tell the wildlings to fuck off
>have giant army of undead coming from one side
>have giant swarm of wildlings that you've now pissed off on the other side
So what was Throne's plan?
>>69049251
This show is fucking stupid we all want to see how bad it can get.
Its like walking dead fascination season 2/3
What is the modern equivalent to the Kingsguard?
>>69049289
He still didn't believe the white walkers were real
>>69049264
careful what you wish for
not long now until black people discover game of thrones and get out of this spongebob phase
>>69048863
Rooting out the remainder of Stark supporters in the Riverlands.
Just one more week until this meme ends.
>>69048320
Move aside, I need to Eurinate
>>69049313
there isn't one because the concept is stupid
>it's a plebs don't appreciate Pilou Asbaek episode
>>69049313
In America? Secret Service
Olly execution when?
Why is Stannis autistic about peaches
Why is Asha autistic about pinecones
Are there more example of these weird aspergers-tier obsessions?
>>69049088
did they forgot to put on his make up? or was is CGI and somehow it bugged while rendering? seriously.
>ywn protect his smile
why live?
>>69049357
Secret Service is nothing like the Kingsguard.
>>69048282
>muh looks
Really? I thought he looked bad ass. That scene was cool too. Bookfags can never give a nigga a break.
>>69048692
Are you fucking serious? Are they going the horrible hallucination route?
>>69049286
But why is it Davos who convinced Melisandre?
What makes him think that Melisandre has the power to bring people back from the death?
I mean if Melisandre knows how to do it she would've already said it in the first place.
This is coming from the guy who mistrusted her numerous of times and almost killed her but now he's comforting Mel and telling her how good she is.
>>69049380
>SS
>protects President and his family
>Kingsguard
>Protects King and his family
>>69049368
>Snow comes out
>Hey guys what's up?
>giant looks at him
>grabs him and bashes him against the wall
>Red woman, "ayy meja, not again."
>Buy Rosarita Beans! Muy Bueno!
>>69049376
>Darkstar (whatever that is)
>winter officially started last season
>literally not even snowing at the wall
>king's landing is warm as fuck
Explain
Will we get a romance between Leaf and Meera?
>>69049419
>Protects King and his family but not from the king, cannot disobey an order from the king, is not beholden to any law other than the king's, cannot marry, inherit titles or raise a family.
Missed a few key points there lad.
>>69049434
they probably forgot
>>69049434
Winter did not start last season, you imagined that.
Wait till a character sees a white raven.
>>69049282
they would have all fucking died.
the hound killed a dozen men at blackwater his great fear fire surrounding him with harden stannis men swarming him. 9 lan soldiers who have probably never seen combat, who the veterans that had couldn't take down the young wolf would have no chance vs the mountain let alone supper zombie strong that kills motherfuckers in one punch
I can't wait for TOJ and to see how it's a 1v4 and how they never attack Dayne while his back his turned. Can't wait to see the god tier choreography.
>>69049444
They'll scissor on camera for like, 5 minutes followed by copious queefing.
>>69049444
No, but Meera is probably wishing she stayed with Fooking Legend since she's clearly hit puberty and is stuck with an old man, a retard, and a boy that's crippled from the waist down
>>69049449
None, all of that is anti-protestant, anti-capitalist papistry.
>>69049467
They kept on emphasizing that "winter is coming" all through up to season 3. I can't remember when they've last mentioned it now. Have D&D fucked up? Will we see winter this season?
>>69049482
>god tier choreography
Someone please post the webm ASAP.
>>69048437
This is the dream casting for Lyanna and Rhaegar in the inevitable prequel.
>>69049467
we saw the white raven years ago, when Tyrion was made hand
>>69049493
The fuck are you talking about faggot?
>>69049289
>Implying getting caught wasn't part of his plan
>no danny episode
10 / 10
now we just need sandor
make got great again
>>69049063
>>69049214
How the hell does Robert hire an assassin? He's a fighter, not some political mastermind. He delegates those tasks. And plus Varys sent a message to Jorah saying he could come home.
> Didn't Robert hire the assassin and varys sent Jorah the letter that framed the assassin?
Hardly a frame job, since the assassin really did try to kill Daenerys.
>>69049136
Okay, so why does he hire the assassin if he's on Daenerys' side?
>>69048252
Am I the only one who actually is happy they changed Leaf's design? Come on you fuck heads, now she actually looks like what the children look like in other media... Weird, slightly-unsettling forest beings. Pick up A World Of Ice And Fire or watch the History and Lore of Westeros bits... This is what they're supposed to look like. You autists will get hung up on fucking ANYTHING
>>69049417
nigga, she knows magic.
might as well ask, and then ask her if she can conjure up more red priestesses that look exactly like her for an orgy
>>69049519
>no dorne either
I wonder why this episode was so good
>>69048252
how did the poll turn out? ayy lmao was winning by a big margin
>>69049467
>>69049496
The maesters sent out white ravens in back in season 2 so I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
>>69049504
Modern Emma would probably insist Rhaegar be played by a black man.
>>69049529
No, I'm happy too, ignore anyone that disagrees, they're tasteless hacks.
>meera being sad about the loss of her brother
>"hey meera you know that Hodor's real name is actually Willas? Pretty rad huh?"
Is Bran autistic?
>>69049520
He's not a fighter no more, how does he hire them? you ask me how does the king hire an assassin? Ned begged bobby not to continue with the plan, but bobby said no.
This is not about being a mastermind, nothing could be gained by this, nothing is smart about Bobby's plan, he's doing it entirely for vengeance
>>69049241
Wasn't Robert Strongs armor ridiculously thick? How the fuck would you kill him then.
>>69049529
Why imply it's the same character when they look so different though?
>>69049144
All she needs to send is "twenty good ships"
>>69049509
That was signalling that the long summer was over and they are officially in autumn now, pay attention. Everything that's happened since then is in autumn.
>>69049496
Stannis mentioned it last season. Winter is still coming, but we're probably getting it this season since the first person to realise it in the books is Jaime when he's in the Riverlands, which he finally will be visiting this season.
>>69049560
he's what, 12?
so yes
>I needed Silence.
What did he mean by this?
>>69049354
You /Borgen/?
>>69049088
This looks better you idiots, he wasn't 100 years old when he was plugged into the weirwood tree... Ffs
>>69049598
He has very good hearing.
>>69049598
>LMAO I'M CRAZY
>>69049560
He's just literally his relatives in the past before he was born. Fuck her crippled dead brother I'd be excited too.
>>69049598
everyone was too loud
he needed them to be quiet
>>69049560
>lives in a cave/basement
>never wants to leave
>awkward around Meera/girls in general
>only friend is mentally retarded
Take a guess
there are people ITT who would rather have a leaf looking teir bloodraven than max von sydow
>pyfw
>watch season 2 episode 10
>see guy selling Baratheon merchandise
>merchandise is destroyed by kingsguard
>realize guy looks familiar
>mfw he's the guy who flashed Cersein in the walk of shame
>mfw hes the guy bragging about the queen wanting his dick
>>69049504
>Emma Watson
No.
Alexandria Daddario, yes
>>69049598
this has gotta be the worst casting in terms of looks
>>69049569
By hitting him where his armor doesn't cover. The King's guard armor in the show has a lot of unprotected areas.
>>69049502
say no more
>>69049629
Far from it
>>69048611
Top shit, nigger. Make more.
>>69049509
Varys wants to kill the shit out of Pycelle in that pic.
>>69049612
>there are people mad GoT has Max Von Sydow acting
fucking plebs
>>69049629
Fuck you, at least he looks like he could be related to Alfie
>>69049598
They are establishing his memes up front
>>69049629
>implying he doesn't look identical to Theon
>implying he didn't cuck his brother
>>69049598
Was it to stop his crew from telling people that he had to be tied to the mast? Then again how would Balon know then?
>>69048437
Alicia Vikander is the only choice for lyanna
post your best Rhaegar x Lyanna OTP pics
>>69049636
Why is that guy on the right attacking his sword?
>>69049598
Euron is Odysseus confirmed
>>69049629
Greyjoys don't look like edgy dark-haired sluts in the show, they obviously went for the toughened up Cornwall/Devon image of pirates from the 18th century since that's more what Alfie, Gemma and Pilou look like.
DABID
>>69049636
Jesus Christ.
Which one is Robert supposed to be?
>>69049559
>No, I'm happy too
Thank the gods
>>69049572
Probably what other people have gen saying, they had literally zero money at the end of 4. But now that they do and they can portray the children and three eyes Raven correctly, everyone's bitching. I personally think you're allowed to fudge continuity a bit when the end result is better
>>69049569
You'd have to get him on the ground and shove your sidearms into his armpits or somewhere where there's a joint. Oberyn does this in the season 4 fight and it is true this could happen. Though, D&D love Dex rogue faggots way too goddamn much in this show.
Or use multiple guys at once to get his helmet off, but that would be extremely painful.
>>69049598
>dat friendly mutton
>>69049668
She's too brown
>>69049693
Robert wasn't at the tower of joy.
>>69049668
That is a terrible choice
>>69049693
All of them
>>69049676
>>69049693
None of them.
Robert wasn't at the Tower of Joy
>>69049693
>robert
>at the TOJ
>>69049668
Absolutely not. She's not white enough.
>>69049636
Why is he crouching?
>>69049629
>actually wanting a stereotype of a pirate with an eyepatch and a parrot
Kek
>>69048437
can liza do it?
>>69049691
Can someone spoonfeed me what this meme is?
>>69049636
Targ fucking shit status: Removed.
So who's gonna play Lyanna
>>69049678
Ned literally swings at Dayne's sword also it appears it already has blood on it so I guess the other Kingsguard dies instantly and Dayne will end up 1v6.
>>69049729
Gives him higher accuracy
>>69049624
>>69049652
This WAS a good casting adjustment, you're not alone bros
>>69049629
And you're also right in that this was NOT a good choice, Euron looks like a fat Portland hipster
>>69049718
>>69049709
Lies!
Ned channelled Robert.
I like Euron's portrayal so far. Joffrey went too Caligula after season 3 and Ramsay's been too edgy Joker since he was first introduced, but Euron just reminds me of an evil Tormund. Which is actually pretty cool.
>>69049636
Oh dear god this looks so choreographed and shitty. Ned attacks Dayne's sword at the end their instead of even pretending to aim for the body.
>>69048320
was he ever this fucking lame
>makes lame comments about himself being something he's not
>wets himself and cut his crews tounge to stay silent
you guys told me he was GOAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69049729
Improves Power Strike and Ironflesh.
>>69049729
>>69049752
So Dayne's swords have magnetic powers or something?
>>69049417
It's like if a doctor tells you that your mother is terminally ill and will die in a few days. Most people would ask the doctor if there was any possible way they could cure the illness.
>>69049714
>Jon Snow
>"ayy bebe, Roose is out"
>"Walda stop."
>"Winter is coming, and so am aye"
>>69049729
because he is getting ready to launch into a spin attack
>>69049678
Because the actor is most likely not a trained fencer and didn't know to step forward with a strike
>>69049791
if you're still alive, that is
okay, so what does the red star/comet from the first book REALLY mean here? will they find it one day and forge the ultimate meme sword from it?
>>69049781
It's hinted in the books that Euron could be a lot more bark than bite.
>>69049733
Can she even speak english?
>>69048720
my nigga
>>69049708
>>69049728
they can use makeup to lighten her if you are haeving problems
>>69049710
she looks like a pretty arya though, as described in the books
>>69049837
Gawd damn those are nice
>>69049729
Is Dayne immune to backstabbing?
>>69049837
Whew, lad
>>69049821
The Red Star bled when Theon returned home to be reborn as a Greyjoy with the salt of the Drowned God.
The seat of kings, Winterfell, burned, and Reek was reborn out of the smoke.
Azor Ahai remembered his true name when he leapt from the walls.
>>69049733
>Asian Lyanna
No
>>69048320
>in a 2-3 minute intro D&D have successfully butched Euron entirely
sarcasm aside, Bravo. I only watch to see how hard they fuck up and boy did Euron get it
>>69049837
das sexis
>>69049878
Explain how Euron was 'butchered'
>>69049829
This, it would be an interesting choice if the show went that way too. A question thats come up on Westeros.org once or twice is A) whether Euron has actually been to the faraway mystical places he says he has, and B) whether he can actually walk the walk, that is to say, fight and kill or is simply just a wacked up psychedelic obsessed handsome dude with a high charisma stat.
We never actually see him do very much. Another case where we will need Winds to satisfy our curiosity but for now I'm curious to see what dumb and dumber do with it.
>>69049714
>Eva Green as Lyanna
"No."
>>69048437
Was Lyanna the oldest sibling?
>>69049837
batten down muh dick
>>69049834
>>69049872
shes half white
>>69049088
ooo buddy, now THAT is how you try too hard
>>69049920
No, that was Brandon, then Ned, then Lyanna, then Benjen
>>69049837
Who is the splooge sponge?
>>69049920
Do ages really matter in the show now?
Anyone think Ned looked like Neil Patrick Harris in that promo?
>>69049920
It goes
Brandon
Ned
Lyanna
Benjen
>lyanna
>>69049941
>>69049958
Why she looked taller than her brothers?
>>69049936
Still too asian
>>69049964
Girls are taller when they are younger senpai
>>69049292
>we
please stop, anon
>>69049964
holy fucking shit, you never left your basement still havent you?
>>69049964
Girls hit puberty and growth spurts earlier than guys. and she was the same height as Ned in the flashback
>>69049936
so is cordelia hill
/got/ prefers brit-bongs on their fantasy tv drama
>>69049964
She was the same height as Ned in the episode. Plus Benjen was season 1 Bran age in the flashback.
>>69049969
j-jessy then?
>>69049969
frig off memelord
>>69049964
Despite being a pedo on /tv/ you still are aware that girls hit puberty first?
>>69050018
Your mental image sucks senpai.
>>69048808
her ears are weird tho.
>>69049964
Cause she was on a horse, silly
>>69049088
To think some random old guy is better than Max von Sydow.
>>69050114
CANT UNSEE
thanks
>>69049626
They fucked up that choice when they made her child actor have brown eyes. Plus, I can't take Alexandria Daddario seriously with those melons.
>>69050018
>3/4 Asian
>looks more spanish than the other instead cause Filipino background more pronounced
Still no
>>69050093
Fuck off pedo fucking shit
>>69049529
Jesus Christ this. So many fucking spergs on this goddamn board
>>69048860
is meera really a tranny?
They're the same height
>>69050159
>Fuck off pedo fucking shit
calm yourself fampai
>>69050155
They'll just cover up her melons with a dress or keep her tits under covers cause dying from child birth
>>69050169
>Ellie Kendrick
born Elias Kendrick
>it is known
>jesus christ I'm a fucking stud
>>69049529
>>69050166
The anon is literally saying the S4 version is bad though.
>So, err, what's the deal with season 4 Bloodraven/Leaf?
>>69050216
Too manly to be Rhaegar desu
>mfw baby scene has 13 others including the Nights King
>Bran the Builder, the last hero set out to find the children of the forest with 12 others.
>All died except him.
>Creates Night's watch. Calls himself 13th lord commander in honour of his fallen brothers.
>Becomes the Night's King.
>His son, Bran the Breaker and Joramun set the Night's Watch free. But Bran could not kill his father, also kinslaying. So he banished him.
>Now Bran the Builder has come again. Ready to fuck shit up.
>>69050249
This
This guy >>69049529 can't just fucking read.
>>69049529
there was a poll earlier today
ayy lmao leaf was the overwhelming winner
>>69050258
That's retarded. You're retarded.
I don't think there is a man alive pretty enough to play Rhaegar not to mention one that can even fucking act.
>>69050349
Didn't stop them from casting Dany
>>69049529
>am i the one one who thinks *insert popular opinion*
get the fuck out
>>69049676
bruhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLj3BB1aX50
>>69050349
The nerd with the glasses from Freaks and Geeks whos now in Silicon Valley
>>69050349
Rhaegar will be 100% cgi, they already confirmed it
>>69050253
>>69050349
Are you imagining Griffith?
>>69050407
>they
who?
>>69049235
>implying the armor isn't just front only, no pants for the guys in the back.
>>69050398
ROSE BYRNE FOR LYANNA OMG YAAAS
>>69050454
dungeons and dragons
anyone thinking about a new thread?
>>69050407
I'ma need a source fäm
>>69050491
No point, already a thread from earlier people ignored for the most part that's still around
>>69045577
>>69045577
>>69045577
>>69050415
They're both pretty boys that did literally nothing fucking wrong and stole the pretty gril away from a stupid meat head she didn't even like in the first place.
>>69049617
>He's just literally his relatives in the past before he was born
>>69049811
Holy shit, imagine.