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>>69045562
Blackfyres
rightful queen of the westerlands
>>69045562
>ywn see done properly in a TV show
>yw barely see some scenes from the past done properly in the show
>>69045519
the same in the old one, im pretty sure ramsey is gonna get destroyed sooner or later. the north don't tolerate honor shaming and kin slaying.
Sleep tight rooster.
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
Don't feed the tripfag. Here's the real one
>>69045577
>>69045577
>>69045577
>>69045625
they had mad king flashbacks in the season 1 trailer
the footage exists
How long until ramsay declares himself Kinofdanorf?
>>69045643
kys, he was first
>>69045640
He's got a lot of shit on his table. How is Ramsey even going to compete? Can't imagine the guy's a fan of paperwork.
nth for the true savior of season 6
>>69045610
i never doubted them
>>69045660
He still has 15 good men for paperwork
>>69045670
why dont they just call him gregor
>Killing off based Stannis
>Killing off based Roose
Why must D&D take everything I love from me?
>>69045670
>give him Oathkeeper
>put him north of the wall
Others problem solved.
>>69045699
>based roose
roose killed robb
there's nothing based about him
>>69045655
1. He's a tripfag subhuman
2. He didn't get dubs in the OP
get fucked
>inb4 Baelish wins
He's earned it. He started at the bottom, and played everyone else like a fiddle to better his standing.
Post characters who are literally you.
>>69045697
Because then they'd all know Cersei was in to literal fucking necromancy which is a pretty abhorrent crime against the natural order and the Gods, as in most fantasy settings.
>>69045699
The show is aimed at normie millenials, and they like the Kelly C, Arya, Jon and Tyrion.
>>69045678
DABID
>>69045736
me in the middle
>>69045562
Starting to really hate GOT
I know Ramsey is the new bad guy but he had no motivation for killing his father nor his brother, especially since his Dad reaffirmed his status as first born.
This just screams pointless edginess
Joffery was hated without effort, Ramsey is already evil and crazy he doesnt need to murder his whole family to drive that home
Also...
>Jamie hasnt dropped his cunt of a sister.
seriously???
>>69045699
>>69045747
>>69045745
reminder that D&D wrote the best scene in the series, and not george
>>69045736
Why are qts sad?
>>69045739
how many 8 tall motherfuckers are there in kings landing though? and you can see through his eye sockets shit aint right
>>69045769
Because not stuffed with negropenis.
>>69045767
Back then they understood how to do OC.
Then they took that shit right off the rails and now the rape train has now brakes.
>>69045727
>Actually liking that man-child
GTFO Starkfag
>>69045765
>Jaime is still a master fighter, able to hold his own even against the mighty sand snakes
who played Lyanna?
>>69045736
BLACKED
>>69045739
>They know Cersei was into necromancy
How? Even in the books Pycelle is dead.
>>69045816
One of Dave "remember Olly?" Hill's daughters
>>69045806
the starks were the best characters though
honestly the best scene ever and the one that makes me tear up is 'jaime. my name is jaime' with brienne and jaime
>>69045333
> Say you were transported into the Game of Thrones universe. What would you do?
Move to Pentos and become a rich inventor and lounge around all day with my slave girls.
>>69045816
She is the most qt girl in the history of the show
DABID said that he was okay with relying on lazy storytelling from now on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtjuDJytD18
0:37
that explains Dorne
So we've learned a few things.
1. Bran and his crew will groom the shit out of tree people
2. Killing someone lets you automatically take their holdings. It's not just a Dorne tradition.
3.Stannis is alive
4. Davos has a mental disorder where he thinks Stannis and Jon are the same person
5. Jon is clearly Ghost*
6. The Faith Militant stole CIA's teleporter, but why?
7. Ironborn apparently pay all their castle building engineers in the Iron Price because what the fuck was that bridge?
8. Frogfu will be important this season
*But then who was Jon?
>>69045850
>tfw we won't get pic related
Is it just me or is Arthur Dayne now a dual wielding faggot?
>>69045850
dat brienne ass
>>69045816
@cordyhill
>>69045837
It's Qyburn that's performing necromancy, not Pycelle.
>>69045894
>now
He's been a dual wielding faggot since season 4
>>69045883
Looks like a better child of the forest than two attempts in the show. Fucking hell.
>>69045883
>2. Killing someone lets you automatically take their holdings. It's not just a Dorne tradition.
Are you talking about Ramsay? Because he was Roose Bolton's only heir, until he had a natural born son. By killing both Roose and the boy he inherits all of his father's lands and titles according to every law in the land.
How come nobody is freaking out over the fact that Jon is alive?
>>69045883
Yeah, what's the deal with Davos instantly switching sides to Jon? Surely he should have been asking about how to revive Stannis. And when will he find out what happened to Shireen?
Huh
>>69045843
>Who is Stannis the Mannis, Bron, "I am the drowned God" Greyjoy, Roose "killed bty my bastard son" Bolton
How is this series going to end?
>>69045816
@Isaac_H_Wright
>>69045905
Pycelle was the only other person who knew they were experimenting on Gregors body.
>>69045969
Everyone saw it coming. Even causals.
>>69045962
Euron did that too now
>>69045902
SHE'S A FUCKING WHORE ALREADY REEEEEEEE FUCK THIS WORLD
>>69045883
honestly you'd think after how long they've been in a place with constant storms the ironborn would have built something more sturdy than a single rickety bridge in as a way to connect their buildings
>>69046004
>Lyanna with no blue eyes
Dropped already
>>69045999
Euron didnt take Iron Islands yet.
With no male heir, the Seastone throne goes to a Kingsmoot.
>>69045969
tfw this was peak Jon and from now on we will follow a weaker version of him
>>69045977
Babby Bran is the stag that mounts the world.
>>69045999
Iron Islands are different. When the King dies, they establish a Kingsmoot where every person of note gathers around and gives a speech about why they should rule. The person with the most votes wins. Euron doesn't own shit, but we know he's charismatic and crazy and will win the Kingsmoot because he's rich as fuck and can make people richer.
>>69046046
>imblying he's not coming back ruthless
>>69045894
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYqFJxVuBc
>>69045816
I thought I saw some bushy eyebrow shit skin was cast to play older Lyanna. How will she go from white Irish girl to a Paki?
>>69046046
How can he be weaker now that he's undead?
He's literally Messiah Azor Ahai now
>Stannis the Mannis
le grits teeth man
>Bron
who?
>"I am the drowned God" Greyjoy
most cringey line in the series and further shows how george is a hack
>Roose "killed bty my bastard son" Bolton
faggot traitor who killed robb and got killed by his son like a bitch
>>69046029
>Salt Throne
ftfy
>>69045977
>Sansa and Podrick as king and Queen
>Jon snew and wildlings as new nights watch
>Yara ruling ironborn
>Rickon king of the north
>Bran king of white walkers
>Sneks dead
>>69046071
Baric himself says, everytime he is revived hes less and less.
>>69045562
Just dropped in to say I have you filtered, dunno why can't even remember (or care) who you are but it must have been ages ago, either way that means you're a massive faggot as I only have like 3 tripfags total filtered, go to the other thread people, tripfags are cucks.
>>69046078
Thanks. Dunno why I said Seastone. That just sounds wrong.
>>69046092
Pictures too close to the I in "it"
Put it in the trash
>>69046070
That's just /tv/'s bizarre wishful thinking and waifu obsession.
>>69046029
Was Balon right? Did he really win the War of 5 King?
>>69046004
>>69045902
She's a horsefucker. Instadropped
>>69046121
What you mean the one that weird pedo bran lover started? I don't wanna be in there creeps me out.
>>69046029
>The kingsmoot is in session with all lords of the Iron Islands present
>Yara makes her case and always few lords to her cause
>Euron follows quickly with his own arguements and the lords break out into cheers
>Damphair looks at Yara disappointed when the doors fly open
>Theon is standing in the doorway, drenched in seawater and sweat
>The lords gasp, Yara shouts "Brother!", Euron clenches his fists
>"I am the rightful heir of the Iron Islands." says Theon
>Then a strange sound is heard
>Through a window flies a small shape, a red trail streaking behind it
>it smells of wine
>Tyrion now stands on the middle of a table and shouts
>BUT YOU HAVE NO COCK
>>69046069
>When you walk away
>you don't hear me say
>PLEEEEEEEASE OH BAAAAAAAABY
>don't go
>>69045969
>beat a white walker
>still lost to the Fookin Legend
How can he even compete?
>>69045977
Hodor is the king
>>69046131
it's literally inside the template frame, what the fuck are you smoking? aside from dicks xD
>>69045894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJBEDxh0RQw
I'm fucking sick of these dual wielding and spinning fight scenes
>>69045769
Theon says he's going home
>>69046158
Winning implies he gained something.
He just survived it because even the other houses forget that the Ironborn exist most of the time. They're a nuisance that only gets attention when nothing actually important is going on or Based Bobby B gets bored and wants to smash shit.
>>69046171
topsnek. I heard in my head.
>>69046095
better than nothing, now he can serve as a Symbolic hero instead of simply a physical one
there are now FOUR /got/ general threads on the catalog.
great job as always, mods.
I am the Seastone Chair.
>>69046095
i.e. his personality and memory, unless he loses an arm he'll be fine fighting
Just got around to watching.
>playing Stannis' theme during the resurrection
Fuck off
>>69046166
I had a sensible chuckle
>>69046154
Winter is coming and watchers on the wall reporter this will be TOJ Lyanna. http://winteriscoming.net/2016/01/04/israeli-actors-joseph-swede-and-anja-bukshtein-reportedly-in-game-of-thrones-season-6/
>>69046071
People revived from undeath by the fire god asshole have wildly different personalities and a tendency to forget past memories.
>>69046203
The template frame is shit
>>69046069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UigzN-4JR14
>>69046225
Nobody said it wasnt better than nothing
Sti we dont have JonPrime anymore. Now its Jon 0.9
>>69046095
less in terms of being a person, he lost some of his memory. He didn't remember that the lannisters hung him.
Jon probably will be ruthless by forgetting his father's morals or most of his time at Castle Black
>>69045969
Reminder that by killing that Walker in a fair combat, Jon will inherit his position at the side of the King of Night.
>>69046312
That's gay. You're gay, too.
This needs to be posted in every /got/ general thread as a PSA.
>>69046266
She's playing that new red priestess
>>69045883
I want to fuck that.
>>69046312
COF and Bloodraven are evil, Faceless men evil, Zombie Jon evil.
>>69046163
she probably had to know how to ride a horse to get the part
ya think?
>>69046230
>used to watch Arthur when I was younger
>flipping through channel, see that it's on
>now it's done in shitty flash, doesn't even look like the same show
Arthur was one of the GOAT children's programs, and they ruined it.
>>69046357
I have a hard time imagining that 12 year old girl will play TOJ Lyanna. I mean they aged up Ned. Do we know who aged up Lyanna will be?
>>69046371
You dont need to know fucking equestrian shit to ride in circles a few times
>>69046386
Fuck you anon, Marriage is out dated, kill you anon.
>>69046414
I believe she will be a CGI character. There is supposed to be a massive surprise according to Leakbro and I imagine it's that theory that's been going around that Lyanna was a wight or some type of Other when Jon came out. Crazy, but they apparently used a skeleton crew to shoot inside the TOJ scenes and there's apparently no actress casted.
someone do the "at least finally i have become a song of ice and fire" meme on this
>>69046479
Isn't the rumour that rhaegar is the other?
>>69046384
What are you Mormon? That show was for kids only allowed to drink 1 clear soda a week and couldn't have cake at a birthday party.
>>69046479
Fuck off thats bullshit. Theres no way they would make something that fucking stupid
Updated list of evidence proving the definitive death of Stannis Baratheon:
1.
Thank you. The list will continue to be updated as the show progresses
>>69046247
That's Melisandre/The Lord of Light's theme
>>69046436
so she likes to ride in competetions and is a part time actress but her real passion is keyboards in a band
problem?
>>69046490
please help
>>69046490
How long until Jon makes a comment on his hair being cut and uneven?
Will Jon have a mullet now?
>>69046207
Fffuckkk. When he talks about how two handing would be so much more useful - that's literally what Dawn was all about in Ice and Fire. Dayne would just btfo people because he had this massive hunk of metal. Now instead we get a dual wielding pansy
>>69046516
He's dead until proven alive, just like the Hound.
>>69046528
>problem?
Yes. She doesn't have a penis.
>>69046490
You mean "at last, I have finally become A Song of Ice and Fire" tard
Would you let her sit on your face?
>>69046528
its actually a celtic folk band LOL
>>69046563
short ponytail bun thing
Why should people follow the bastard Ramsay?
Because he's a psychopath and they're scared of him? Okay. Well, he was only able to be a psychopath all these years because he had daddy's protection. He's gone now. What is stopping someone from killing him?
What alliances does he have? The Karstarks? They going to wage war on the Nights Watch and aid this psycho bastard because they're still upset about the Robb thing? They just finished a war, why would they want to go to another one for such a childish reason?
The Freys? He fucked that up when he fed Walder's daughter and grandson to dogs. He could've got away with the poison story with just his father. No fucking way anyone is going to believe Roose, Fat Walda and the baby were all poisoned by "enemies".
His father burned bridges with the Lannisters Littlefinger was working with Roose but why in the fuck would Littlefinger consider working with Ramsay? I doubt Ramsay has anything to offer him which he couldn't take by force with the Vale army or political maneuvering.
It's dumb and feels like them just paring back as many characters as possible so they can point to one and say, "that's the bad guy."
>>69046516
I cant wait till stannis is one of the flayed bodies shown next episode
>>69046573
Not even HBO's own website says the Hound is dead.
Try again
>>69046517
No, it isnt. It's Stannis' theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3cDLnkYs30
>>69046507
Well I heard someone say that but I kinda doubt it.
There have been at least one person report a leak that the show NK is the father. My guess is this is a D&Dism to simplify for showfags and this amalgation NK character probably isn't in the books. In the books the Great Other himself probably fathered Jon.
Reminder that Melisandre failed in resurrecting Jon, because she ain't got shit next to Thoros. He warged back into his own body just like Coldhands was able to do. Thus none of his memories will be fucked with, but he'll be a walking corpse forced to always wear gloves to hide the pooling of blood or get shunned.
He will be Ice incarnated, never being able to go south without rotting. Ruler of the Night's Watch forever, while the Fire rules King's Landing.
>>69046591
But she only cut the sides.
kit said in an interview that his character has the most screen time this season
>>69046595
They're gonna follow the guy who has insane plot armour. If I heard that this psychopath got Stannis motherfucking Baratheon to burn his daughter and fuck up his army with just
>TWENTY
>GOOD
>MEN
then I'd sure as hell follow him as some kind of incredibly dangerous wunderkind.
>>69046509
That's pretty specific, anon. Where you one of them? I was a Spongebob/EEnE guy, buy I would watch Arthur before or after school.
>>69046364
it has a benis
>>69046575
yeah the meme can you do it?
>>69046620
NK?Those are my initials what are you saying about me?
>>69046676
No, just wanted to correct your spelling and grammar
>>69046092
There's 14 of these fucks, right?
Jon killed one, and we still see 14.
>>69046631
m8
breddy a e sthetic desu
Sensible Ironborn changes:
>Seastone Chair becomes Salt Throne. Salt Throne just has a nicer ring to it
>No Euron eyepatch. Hitting him over the head with a "I'm a pirate stereotype" would be stupid
>No Euron blue lips. He'd look like such a faggot
>Having Euron be the one to kill Balon to introduce him. Something similar was implied in the books as well
>Having Glovers retake Deepwood Motte. Someone had to.
Silly Ironborn changes:
>Euron gives an exposition on who he is, calls himself both a drowned god and a storm. Unnecessary, only one of those lines needed at most. They could have been more subtle
>Casually mentioning a kingsmoot- there's not been one called for centuries, act like it. Should've been a bigger deal.
>Balon trying to attack Euron
overall, 8/10 adaption
>>69046699
Promotion.
>>69045892
Or this:
>Jaime sat alone at the table while the shadows crept across the room. As dusk began to settle, he lit a candle and opened the White Book to his own page. Quill and ink he found in a drawer. Beneath the last line Ser Barristan had entered, he wrote in an awkward hand that might have done credit to a six-year-old being taught his first letters by a maester:
“Defeated in the Whispering Wood by the Young Wolf Robb Stark during the War of the Five Kings. Held captive at Riverrun and ransomed for a promise unfulfilled. Captured again by the Brave Companions, and maimed at the word of Vargo Hoat their captain, losing his sword hand to the blade of Zollo the Fat. Returned safely to King’s Landing by Brienne, the Maid of Tarth.”
When he was done, more than three-quarters of his page still remained to be filled between the gold lion on the crimson shield on top and the blank white shield at the bottom. Ser Gerold Hightower had begun his history, and Ser Barristan Selmy had continued it, but the rest Jaime Lannister would need to write for himself. He could write whatever he chose, henceforth.
Whatever he chose …
>>69046699
The baby they took from Craster is all grown up now because magic and replaced the dead one.
>>69045562
Post your face when jon's parentage is spoiled NEXT WEEK and its some batshit spoil. How will bookfags deal with this?
>it's a shitposters in the thread think Jon isn't going South thread
Why do you all have to be so depressing? Fuck the White Walkers. Fuck Jon being the next Night's King.
I want him to march south, BTFO all his enemies and sit on that fucking Iron Throne and rule Westeros with Sansa and Ghost by his side.
>>69046649
based, GoT barely ever has any jon storyline even though it was the only really interesting plot
>>69046727
They'll blame D&D
>>69046699
>kill all 14
>14 promotions
>never ending Others
Anyone feel like they're killing too many characters without any sort of twist? It's like at least 2 characters are killed every week, and it's losing its shock value. The Red Wedding was shocking since nobody expected them to die, but now everybody's expected to die. I wouldn't be surprised if Olly and Alliser Thorne dies next episode. Anyone agree?
>>69046069
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NpYqFJxVuBc#t=76
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>69046699
Craster gave them like 99 sons.
They have Walkers to spare
>>69046620
This makes zero sense.
>>69046490
Here, you lazy fuck
January 03, 1999 HODOR AND THE CRYPTS
After rereading both AGOT and ACOK I was wondering about one question: Why was Hodor not afraid of the crypts under Winterfell at the end of ACOK? In AGOT Hodor was very afraid of the crypts, he wouldn't take Bran down there, but in ACOK he stayed with Bran and Rickon in the crypt for quite a while, how did he stay there if he was so afraid?
GRRM: Hodor was only afraid of the crypts =at that specific time.= Not before and not after.
What did he mean by this?
Holy shit. Left to their own devices, D&D have no idea how to write dialogue. All the fanfiction sections are now filled with le witty back and forth quotes and DABID WHITE PUCCI HAIR.
Without the books they have no idea what theyre doing.
>>69046856
maybe it's because he was with a stark?
>>69046839
It does to me. Either way we'll see this Sunday.
>Parris did come up with a few alternative suggestions for Jon's parentage that George wouldn't comment on, but apparently one suggestion did provoke one of George's 'evil smiles' (apparently deployed whenever he has come up with an extremely cunning plot twist). However, absolutely no amount of persuasion or bribery would get her to reveal what that theory was.
>>69046856
if that was D&D these guys would never let it go
>>69046853
its funnier if you wouldve made it like closed captioning
>>69046853
>>69046694
ITT: fucking ingrates
On behalf of >>69046490
I thank you , pham
>>69046637
>>69046734
>>69046853
And that's the special edition. The original is even more awkward:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2e7bX2oVlQ
>>69046889
I could kind of see the Lyanna thing, but the idea that Darth Maul is the father is just hilarious.
>>69046808
I didn't expect Roose at all, just like I didn't expect Doran and Areo last episode. Alliser and Olly are as predicted to die as Balon though, but they could easily do something surprising like kill off, I don't know, Melisandre.
How wide do you think George is grinning right now? D&D is fucking up the season as much as possible, he must be loving it.
He's going to release book 6 after season 6 ends, and the writing will be phenomenal in comparison. He will make absolute bank.
>>69045562
threadly reminder
>>69046872
theres very few direct quotes in the entire series
couldn't they just let jon fight against all the white walkers and if he dies they just resurrect him again?
>>69046925
He'll release it after so that people who like the book (read tiny minority compared to showfags) will be satisfied. But going by all the rumours the HUGE reveals will all be ruined by the show.
>>69046925
GRRM said season 6 was inspiring.
Watch him finish the books by copying the show.
>>69046896
Christ, ya fucking ninny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDokP4fyIBQ
>>69046931
showfag, sorry if im a retard, but do we know who Jon's mother is?
Who /conleth/ here?
Can any experts tell me what a realistic possible ending might be? I can't see any of this actually ending and leaving fans universally pleased.
>>69046991
Before you start bitching, I fixed the quotations.
>>69046931
The Great Other is the evil god that wants to end all life on the planet and cover the world in eternal ice and darkness.
You're saying that's Jon?
>>69047006
Lyanna Stark, Ned's sister. Father is Rhaegar Targaryen, Kelly C's brother who died before she was even born. Never confirmed, but it's one of those theories that no one in the fanbase denies because the evidence is everywhere. Will be probably be confirmed in the next episode.
>after his resurection, Jon Snow is now a ruthless commander who seeks to wage war in Westeros to acquire the iron throne
>only one man can stop him, Ramsay
>tfw Ramsay becomes the hero of the story
>>69047051
wait how can his mother be younger than him? time travel?
>>69047030
thanks!
reddit and facebook will love this!
>>69047030
I don't know
It's just not the right color of yellow...
>>69047060
wot
>>69046722
But will his successor write that he was half an inch short of an inch?
>>69047060
kek well b8ed
>>69047027
Instead of Jon and Dany marrying, they fight each other
>>69047060
Yeah, in the books they find a time travel gem that lets them do all kinds of cool shit. Jamie only killed the Mad King because he went back in time to do it. He abandoned his old timeline and was willing to be called Kingslayer forever if it meant saving the kingdom.
Jaime is the legit hero of the series. This is all covered in the books.
>>69047077
kek
>>69047030
the quote is wrong though
>>69046931
Literally retarded.
>>69047030
Not to nitpick, but it's supposed to say, "At last, I have finally become a song of ice and fire." Not, "And now I have finally become a song of ice and fire."
>>69045863
I feel like Westeros would be better if you wanted to play the money game. Nobody other than Baelish seems to understand economics, so you'd be fairly free to abuse modern knowledge. In the Free Cities you'd face more competition.
Also, how are you getting your initial investment of capital?
>>69047148
ill be waiting for you to apologize when it turns out true.
>>69047051
What? Ned was incestuous??
>>69046937
They usually take the direct quote and then change little shit and end up ruining it everytime
>>69047060
His mom isn't younger, where are you getting that? Kelly C would be his aunt.
>>69046069
Kids, this is how you get permavirgin.
>>69046976
No nigga Melly would get btfo by Darth Maul's rez spec
Is Hodor supposed to be older than Ned?
Sean Bean looks much order than Hodor.
>>69046163
Best kind of crazy
>>69047201
Can you not fucking read? Ned's sister Lyanna hooked up with Rhaegar Targaryen
showfags are literal cancer
>>69047249
baka
>>69047254
What?
>>69047287
weeb
>>69047241
she looked like 10 or whatever.
and Kelly C ( it's actually spelled Kellheshi, for the records ) is about the same age as Jon.
Doesn't make any sense. How did she father Jon's brother if she's same age as Jon snow?
>>69045670
i forget, did they keep gregor's head in the show? if not, whose head is it
>>69047248
holyshit what a qt
>>69047341
The Northern like dem young.
>>69047343
your mam's
>>69047254
If Jon went out and died the Nights King would resurrect him faster than Mel could because he doesn't need to give him a hair cut in order to do so.
>>69047343
It's Gregor's head, just like in the books.
>>69047196
>>69047231
Oh look he can't respond because the "theory" is retarded.
>hurr Jon is resurrected and becomes a God with aspirations of destroying the entire world
>>69047341
oh my god. the flashback we saw in EP2 was when she was a child, not a young adult. she was obviously older when she gave birth to Jon in the Tower of Joy.
>>69046971
this is a really good question
>>69047400
Cant wait til you "blame" DnD for this next week. Go suck on GRRM's fat pink mast.
I really thought they were going to fuck us and leave Jonnyboy dead until next episode.
I guess the wireless network they got up in castle black is slow because I remember Beric getting up in just a couple seconds after Thoros says the stupid words. He downloaded from Ghost right?
>>69046706
So, Kit was originally auditioning for the role of Tyrion, and they hired him to play Jon Snow as a joke, right?
>>69046971
a better question:
can a red priest even revive someone who loses his head?
>>69047417
I always think people are exaggerating about showfags... but shit like this happens and I'm just left sad.
>>69047417
Oh, make sense now thanks. Was wondering why Jon wasn't on that scene, but he probably wasn't even born yet?
And now Lyanna is like same age as Ned or close?
>>69047480
just give him a helmet and his head will be safe.
>>69047343
King Joffrey
The colours match.
>>69047189
> > > Say you were transported into the Game of Thrones universe. What would you do?
> >
> > Move to Pentos and become a rich inventor and lounge around all day with my slave girls.
>
> I feel like Westeros would be better if you wanted to play the money game.
Pentos is a mercantile society while Westeros is a straight-up feudal agricultural society.
In Pentos, you could get funding for an invention and the company to manufacturer it and get the government to enact patent and copyright laws to protect it, as they would understand that this would be of benefit to the whole society. In Westeros, the lord of the manor would simply steal your idea as his own and take all the profit.
wait so if the mad king literally raped Jamie's mother why was he so conflicted about killing him?
>>69047497
like, why would it make you sad. that was like a totally justifiable comment.
>>69045765
He threatened to take away his status already. Who's to say he wasn't lying this time to protect his true heir? There's also a lot of symbolism with the dogs and ramsay craving that alpha status. He's kind of got an inferiority complex, if you hadn't noticed. You may think it was unnecessary, but I think that's entirely within his character to take the opportunity and to do what he always does; be a ruthless monster. He's not just going to stop being a disgusting person because you don't like it.
>>69045765
Even though Roose said he'd always consider Ramsey his firstborn, he might have just meant in terms of sentimentality, and the power would still go to his true born son after his death. Plus, the scene had just shown a difference in strategy in dealing with attackers. Ramsey wanted to ensure power, and ensure that things were done his way. There's definitely motivation.
>go to /got/
>everyone shitting on the episode and memeing
>go to /r/asoiaf
>everyone loved the episode and the writing
hmm...
>>69047540
he didn't want to kill his REAL father
>>69047540
Because "muh vows".
>>69045883
who is this fluid druid?
le cock joke x)
>>69047576
you have to go back
>>69047393
i thought the books, gregor's head got sent to dorne for the sand snake lady
also germ wrote the eye colors were different and he has a hardon for eyes
>>69047576
most people here liked the episode
there was a poll and most people rated it 8
>>69047610
There were no eyes in the helmet.
>>69047393
>just like in the books
Then who's giant skull did they send to Dorne? I'm not questioning that it will be Gregor's head in the show cause they always dumb it down, but in the books it could be some crazy shit like Joffrey
>>69047576
It was an alright episode, outside of that bullshit Roose twist.
>>69047576
/r/asoiaf is so fucking shit during Game of Thrones season
for a subrebbit about mostly the books, it's filled with shownlyfag
same with /got/, every monday this thread is filled with shownly /tv/ cancer
>>69045670
His name is Ser Brandon the JUST. He has sworn a sacred vow of silence until alimony and backstabbing whores are driven from the realm
how was roose so obtuse?
>>69047610
Cersei would never send the proper head to Dorne. It's the head of a dwarf that conveniently showed up right before, or it's Robert's.
>>69047646
Absolutely predictable. Roose will get killed by Ramsay in the same way, but with more repercussions.
>>69047532
fair point. I figured you'd just do what Baelish did and abuse the fact that nobody really considers buying wheat in town a and selling it in town b for profit.
but yeah, if you want to engage in more intricate stuff, the Free Cities would be better.
also, slavery is technically illegal in Pentos, so you'd be better off in Lys or Myr
>Tfw we will never have our Full-Plate, No-Fear and Insane/Idiotic Lovable Greyjoy.
Why did they cut him bros?
Is Yara going to take the Horn to Dany now?
>>69047673
The skull was fucking huge, twice the size of any man's.
That dwarf must've had a fuck huge head.
>>69047505
Yeah. Jon wasn't born yet. That scene was when they were children. Fast forward to Robert's rebellion ( this specific scene, that we will see next episode https://youtu.be/y685gVGRQ98?t=23 ), this is where Lyanna was "kidnapped" and Ned is rescuing her.
>>69047735
It's actively described as huge.
>>69047734
They made Yara lesbian (see trailers) so now she is the one who got cucked by Euron.
>>69047781
timeskip to 23 seconds.
>>69047734
No. She'll bring boats. They highlighted how she lost her fleet recently.
Anyone got the Tower of Joy copypasta that has "Rhaegar Targaryen, you know Khaleesi's brother" and Dayne unsheathing Dawn and Dusk, with blades like normal swords?
>>69047656
Calm down. It's not real life.
pls bring arya back to westeros
essos and the free cities are so fucking boring
>>69045670
>yfw he literally rapes all the sand sneks to death
>>69047734
Its 100% confirmed no Vic right?
>>69047814
>>69047781
Lyanna is like 5 years older than Ned in the show, though.
>>69047646
outside of the bullshit roose twist.
outside of the butchered euron scene
outside of the LOL U HAVE NO COCK, take #293927
outside of Tyrion just freeing the hostile dragon and being unharmed for no reason (it's fine, last time Drogon was angered he killed 200 people (in the books anyway, no kill count on the show) and last time went to see vyserion/rhaegal they killed like 10 people. But tyrion, whatever.
outside of the high sparrow not arresting Jaime for his sins for some reason, why? he arrested 2 queens and the queen's brother. why not jaime?
outside of the resurrection not making much sense overall
>>69047885
He may make an appearance at the Kingsmoot, but it's unlikely. Too many plot lines already.
>>69047885
there was a point when it was 100% confirmed no euron
>>69047897
oh. i actually didn't know that.. isn't he older in the books?
>>69047897
She probably just hit puberty first and so was taller until he did as well
>>69047900
The guy that was pushing Balon off to sea in the funeral scene seemed like they put some camera attention towards him
>>69047885
it's not confirmed, but everything points toward no vic.
No cast announced (and if you read the GoT news website like watchersonthewall they announce LOTS of casts)...
Asha is seen kissing a girl that looks like she's in Essos...
Asha seems to think she is the queen now (that one doesn't mean much, she also think she goes over Euron I guess).
>>69047926
Yeah. Ned was around 20 when he went off to war with Robert. They were raised by Arryn as children.
Lyanna was canonically 16 when she died. Pregnant at 15 from Rhaegar.
>>69047899
>>69047899
To be fair on the Tyrion Dragon scene, he made it pretty clear enough the Dragons are smart enough to work out friend from foe. There's a difference between a curious midget, and a bunch of annoying Mereeners who hate Dany.
also, Drogon's a cunt, hence why he is so murder happy.
>>69047947
Aeron I think
He'll probably just run the Kingsmoot or whatever
>>69047953
Well they are going to have to introduce worthless lords at the moot. I just think that they will add him and just give him none of his book traits and just make him hate Euron. This is all pure speculation but with Aeron and Euron why the fuck not just throw him in there. After all just fuck my story up.
>>69047979
It wasn't Aeron he was standing with Asha
EURON! EURON KING!
THE STORM THAT WAS PROMISEDbest part of the episode
>>69048030
I completely misread your post
just fuck me up senpai
>>69047960
>To be fair on the Tyrion Dragon scene, he made it pretty clear enough the Dragons are smart enough to work out friend from foe.
That's the explanation tyrion gives, but it doesn't mean much.
It's about as convincing as Tyrion going in and saying "oh don't worry dragons can't eat dwarves".
Ok, why? Why did we not know this? They're making rules on the spot for plot convenience.
And scratch that, Drogon killed unsullied in the pit.
They ask Tyrion if the dragons "know he's Dany's friend"...
But they sure as fuck know the unsullied are Dany's friend. And they killed them anyway.
And yeah, Drogon's a cunt, as you say, but still, he killed people who are much more important to dany than Tyrion. He killed her soldiers, that she's been with for years now.
She's known tyrion a few days before she flied the fuck away.
And even if they're more docile, we can argue that being chained in the dungeon makes them even more dangerous than Drogon. They dont, even eat anymore, so obviously it affects them.
Let's be honest now. The only reason Tyrion is alive is because it's plot convenient.
Within the dragon's logic (pissed as fuck due to being chained, and drogon killing unsullied, and Tyrion being more or less an acquintance of Dany) He should be roasted as fuck.
Why would anyone vote for Euron to be king? He's a mad man that butchers his own men. It would be like the North voting for Ramsay
>>69045863
Pledge my sword and my fealty to the Rightful King of Westeros, Stannis Baratheon.
>>69047715
> also, slavery is technically illegal in Pentos, so you'd be better off in Lys or Myr
Lys and Myr are too unstable, they always going to war with each other and Tyrosh over the Disputed Lands and as you say, slavery in Pentos is “technically” illegal but as we saw in Illyrio’s mansion, the rich still have household slaves and I’d only need a dozen or concubine-maids to keep the mansion in order.
Set up a joint stock company in Pentos making various patented and copyrighted gadgets and tools using a well paid and skilled free workforce and enjoy the fruits of your labors.
>>69048081
Because he's got lots of treasure and a plan for Dragons.
Ironborn are shits anyway, fuckers followed a dude who butchered the fuck out of his own brother and mother and usurped the throne
>>69048081
he promised to make the Iron Islands great again
>>69048081
Because of the riches he promises them.
They SHOULD have voted for that dude who wants them to go west to seek out a new hunting ground in the Summer Isles.
>>69048081
He has a magic horn that make men's slaves, but, he says it's for dragons.
>>69047393
>It's Gregor's head, just like in the books.
It's Gregor's body with Robert Baratheon's head.
>>69046902
>don't hit the camera man
lol
>>69048070
Its not a rule. Its about temperament and chance. In the books the dragons don't mind Dario and he shows them little to no mind at first. Or with Brown Ben Plum he puts it to having a drop of dragons blood in him from past targ ancestry (i always went more with his temperament)
>>69048117
What would you even invent and do you even know how to invent them?
>>69047480
Sure, it'd probably just reattach itself and while leaving a scar. Kind of like how Beric got split in two, then was totally fine after Thoros rez'd him.
>>69048152
>makes men slave
wot
>>>69048149
kek
NEW THREAD
>>69048187
>>69048187
>TRIPFAGS ARE ASLEEP
>QUICK, POST SNEKS
>>69047938
She's not even taller than him
>>69048209
>early
>>69048191
I assume there's now a rather large demand for dragon dildos.
>>69046188
>kek
He got his ass manhandled
By the evil white walker.
If it wasn't for the sword,
Snow would be no more.
>>69048166
>implying Robert's head wouldn't smash the shit out of Cersei
>implying Cersei would have want Robert's head in her champion
>implying Cersei wouldn't have wanted to send off Robert's head to Dorne, just to fuck with his remains out of pure spite
Either Robert Strong has no head at all, or Qyburn left Gregor's head on there.
>>69048227
Oh, then scratch that.
Now I'm wondering what that anon meant when he said she was 5 years older?
>>69048070
>pissed as fuck due to being chained
They hadn't been eating. They were really sad. There was a degree of luck, but it wasn't "simply incorrect."
>>69048081
> He's a mad man that butchers his own men
Yeah.. that's kinda why they voted for him.
This is not like the north voting for Ramsay, this is more like Theon voting for Ramsay.
He better fucking do it, or it's gonna hurt.
Someone (Rodrik the reader I think? Forgot) even thinks that Euron could just kill everyone at the Kingsmoot if it doesn't go his way. Him and the few shit houses he recruited.
So it's a mix of :
-gold (he had the best loot)
-promises (again, best loot, so he knows what he's doing. Join him and everyone gets loot)
-Fear (some voted because they were scared shitless)
-Opportunity (shit houses that no one wants all follow euron. With him, they have opportunities, not with the other ones)
And the man is quite a legend by himself.
Asha is a woman and offer a retarded plan ( from ironborn PoV ), so she was out; It was between vic and euron, and euron wins for all these reasons.
He promises them Westeros and while he's obviously a mad man, he's not stupid. He wouldn't do it if he didn't think he could.
Between 'farming pinecones with Asha", "Raiding fishing villages with Victarion" and "Conquering Westeros with Euron", the choice was easy.
>>69048259
People just talking out their asses for the sake of complaining
>>69048070
Or they smelled his targaryen blood
>>69048326
god it would be shit if Stunty turns out to be Aerys' bastard
Guys what does Jaime do end up doing this season?
>>69048409
Rape
>>69048444
as always
>>69048444
>>69048461
>Implying Jaime ever raped anyone
>>69048499
he raped cersei in the church
>>69048499
Do you even read the show?
>>69046095
I took that as less and less of his personality, memories and the shit that makes him human.
>>69048528
>raped cersei
Nigga can we be real that shit was not rape
>>69048191
>What would you even invent and do you even know how to invent them?
I’m a machinist so, railroads as I mentioned up-thread, followed by steam engines, printing press, gunpowder and cannons, reapers and harvesters, cast iron stoves, bicycles, lathes and mills to make more stuff, standardized screws, nuts and bolts, a coal mining industry to power it all, penicillin and improved medical procedures, etc.
>>69047523
Never noticed that before
>>69048248
>>implying Robert's head wouldn't smash the shit out of Cersei
Robert's head is a zombie.
>>69047523
>Joffreys little as head on that big ass body
>>69048070
He's alive because he has the correct targaryan genes. Someone cracked the code.
>>69048621
They already have mills, bruh. Edmure beats Gregor at a mill when he stops Tywin's army from crossing the river
>>69048621
Better hope Maesters don't send a Faceless man to kill you
>>69048785
He means metalworking types, not wood mills.
>>69048621
i read a fanfiction about this i think
was pretty good
>>69046722
>>69045892
George can write some really nice scenes.
>>69047479
It looks like he is on an incline.
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